#i can't win smh

[cottoncandysprite]

No amount of tmasc swag can override the Customer Service Voice

[floridazcrazy]

I cant believe yt women tears are about to loose Jordan Chiles her bronze medal bruh

[apollos-olives]

theres a race section on american transcripts????

for my education transcript personally, as far as i know, yes :(

[puppymiqwerty]

TW: Suicidal action/ideation

Spent a little too long with my collar and leash tied up to my ceiling fan 'as a joke' today

I'll be fine tho, I promise

You will too ❤️

[nancywheeeler]

on top of everything else, that old man hates to see true love win.

[thyandrawrites]

The moment you think this guy can't get any gayer, he opens his mouth and says stuff like this unironically

[muu-kun]

(for the height meme) Koko: 5'2, Raven: 5'4 (and cause why not he's the only tol in my roster) Aurelius: 6'3

SEND ME YOUR MUSE’S HEIGHT, AND I’LL COMPARE IT TO MY OWN’S! / Accepting / @mundanemiseries

Me @ three of the four:

[bravevolunteer]

hes gay [ affectionate ]

anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

DIVERSITY WIN! The guy who caused the bite of 83 grew up to dedicate his entire life to finding his serial killer father and ending all the horrors is ALSO gay!

"Okay— not any of your business."

[ineedibuprofen]

it's a crime mostest isn't in the dictionary

[t4tbedehopmar]

wtv i'm gonna go play pokemas

[anditwentlikethis]

@ Bayern

[theghostofwilburtheworm]

i can write 10000 investigation essays a 10000 times for school but if i ever have to go through questions like ''do you consider yourself [blank]'' or ''how do you say people would describe you'' im gonna do something, probably not good

[lemonchai-moved]

feeling restless just sitting around being sick so went on the treadmill to try sweat whatever it is out and almost throwing up

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly fitting re: billions to have the lose-lose that if winston is written out i get to be disappointed for obvious reasons and if winston isn't written out i get to be disappointed for being denied ever knowing peace

[windfighter]

Twitch has been refusing to load videos for the last few days, help me vault hunters-tumblr you're my only hope of keeping updated

[niuxita21]

Finally finished Las Pelotaris and went on the tag and OMG I can't fucking beLIEVE that yet again there is not a single gifset of Chelo and her pretty pretty face even though her character had the best denouement out of all of them by actually being allowed to kill her abusive fuckwad of a husband and watch as his body was eaten by pigs (queen shit). I also can't believe the level of simping over Itzi with a woman who apparently loved her SoOOOooOO much that she easily believed she killed her husband just from a signature on a typewritten confession. Ugh I'm so mad at this show like it started off so good then was utterly terrible in the middle and the finale was actually enjoyable (if majorly stressful) because for the first time all season the three lead characters (+ Rosa, the true MVP of this show) were in the same country and interacting with each other. I will always be a sucker for scenes of female bonding over killing/disposing of trash men or helping each other do it. I also can't believe that the prospect of a season 2, no matter how grim it is, does not entirely displease me because at least the four of them would be all together and I would really enjoy watching them deal with this new shitty situation. But alas, I highly doubt there will be a second season, and if there is, they'd find a way to ruin it the same way they mishandled everything after episode 3 give or take. And I would have to continue watching Itzi pine over a woman who chose to believe the worst of her. Itzi, mi amor, love yourself!!!!!!