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bro just said "methinks" unironically
#i want him carnally#his autistic swag has bewitched me body and soul#i can't understand a thing he's saying god bless ๐#dan plays hsr
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Do you have the personalities for any of the Secy kids yet?
you're in luck cuz i do!!!!!!
i'll start with cearbhall, the eldest and only son:

he's a bitch ๐ฉ
no seriously, he's a cocky, arrogant, loud-mouthed, snarky, and rude piece of SHIT. he is literally just like his father, minus the raping and not as much of a misogynist thanks to percy's intervention (bless her because omg you do NOT want a second cรบ chulainn walking around the universe ๐)
a womanizer just like his daddy but percy at least taught him about safe sex and consent so after sex he always makes sure the girls he sleep with take some magic tea or whatever to prevent pregnancies (something his stupid dad didn't think he'd need to learn about smh)
still has a bit of a sexist mindset, but it's really leagues better compared to cรบ chulainn or the average god tbh ๐ญ๐ญ it's complicated for him cuz on one hand you've got his mother telling him "you should always treat women with respect, sweetie! let them live their life and don't ever try to take away their freedom! ๐" and then there's his dad saying "lmao fuck whichever whore you want. oh and also make sure you never let your mother and sisters out of the palace when i'm gone and keep all men away from them ๐๐"
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ yeah you get the point ๐
so thx to his dad's stupid paranoia, he's grown to become very overprotective of his younger sisters and mother ๐ญ
now luisne:

she has the physically young appearance of a 10 year old girl and she pretty much acts like a brat ๐
i plan on making her a goddess of wealth and riches, gemstones, minerals, and luxury so OBVIOUSLY you can see why she's bit of a brat lmao ๐ญ๐ญ
demanding and bossy and very temperamental. she pretty much inherited cรบ chulainn's famous anger issues ๐ญ
she's extremely spoiled however there is one thing she adores more than any precious stone and it's anything that her mother makes herself. homemade blue cookies, knitted sweaters, jewelry, etc. no matter how basic, she'll love it because she knows her mother made it with love; no magic or anything just genuine skill ๐๐๐
and then there's cรบ chulainn's untalented ass. can't cook, can't bake, can't knit, or make anything cute or pretty with his bare hands ๐ he conjures up lavish dollhouses and intricate looking dolls, orders the best jewelry to be made for her etc. she LOVES it ofc, but she also loves bullying her talentless daddy and demanding more stuff from him because he caves so quickly ๐ญ๐ญ
does not bully or demand stuff from her mommy tho cuz she knows mommy can actually put her foot down when it comes to her ๐
and now ponyo, the youngest sรฉcy baby:

a mix of ariel and ponyo tbh! she's got ariel's curiosity and fascination with humans, and ponyo's reckless nature.
because of her reckless and curious nature, she's the one most likely to disregard her father's rules and TRY to sneak out of the house ๐ keyword being "try"
she has an overprotective and vigilant father, an equally as overprotective older brother, and a mom who at least understands but still wants her to be safe.
idk how i'm gonna have her fascination and curiosity for humans come from, but i'm planning on maybe having ponyo and percy have some bonding down in midgard? ponyo will be a sea deity so percy'll want to show her the atlantean empire down in midgard. maybe there's a shipwreck accident up above and she helps her mom save some humans and gets enthralled by them... idk yet, but i think that's what i'll go with!
and that's pretty much what i have for the sรฉcy babies so far! i'll think of more for the rest later, but honestly, the ideas just come to me randomly ๐
and btw, no incest freaks here! the sรฉcy kids will pretty much be incest free lmao. as for yans...... idk yet. i think i'll have cearbhall be a platonic yan and maybe another daughter (fiachra maybe) but this is what i have so far!
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Sometimes it's like , I reread few chapters of vampire knight and I am like women in chapter 49 , you were like you are my beloved kaname , you don't have to lie to yourself. And like it didn't even take 2 chapters for you to take those back , like God seriously you yourself has noticed he was alone and you could see it in his eyes and now that you are actually with him you end up saying this your blood can't quench my thirst entirely . Perfect ๐๐ , already ๐ then hit the nail with your words. Perfect yuki .
I will never understand why do this to Kaname , couldn't Hino have let him feel loved at least for a year , like just a year she could have let him feel loved and blessed for a year without your blood bullshit. You created him to die , even if he felt blessed and happy he still would have died to protect yuki the cheater and the others , no doubt about it .But no instead of that we have this crying inside while smiling outside shell of Kaname . Yuki the cheater . You were never kaname's salvation, you just existed to leech off of him and when he could no longer give anything you discarded him like trash . Like seriously disturbing character. At the end people (even I) that you gave him the gift of human life, seriously like he was asking for it . While he was burning in the furnace you were continually blood drinking and sex with zero , even were blessed with the fruit of your love yet he kept burning in the furnace while his body was kept in a coffin ice. He hated cold things yet you guys encased him in ice to preserve his body or to preserve your so called guilt. That's fine and all . What about you the real trigger. You leeced off Kaname as much as you could, then you were like it's not enough I need to leech off Zero as well . Well you just leech off people and become revered for everyone ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
How to be great person by yuki kuran :
Lie to Kaname about being in love with him and leech off of him for a while and when he felt redundant ,run off to find zero to leech off zero.
And like keep trying to maintain that lie till the very end , my beloved . Since my darling has died and I really don't feel like living . I have only lived for a thousand years and I am tired and it should be pointed out why because I am the heroine but you who have lived for 10000 years it shouldn't be pointed out you should be blamed , why am I not enough why are you in despair , why didn't you love me enough to kill me ?. I hate this character lotssss and lotsss . I really despise her.
Like even if you did revive but seriously for what to live in peace yet why doesn't it seem like he is at peace , forcing someone to live like this , like again he isn't feeling guilt , he isn't feeling sadness at not being there himself , like he isn't hurting inside, he is not even allowed the delusion that you loved only him cause there's a constant reminder that you got married and lots of intimacy with the other guy . And once he died and you felt like you had enough of being revered then it's time to lay down your life for the so called beloved . Cause even entire manga you might have you loved him yet the volume summary uses this perfect line you adored him , Even though you confessed to him it wasn't used ,you died calling him your love yet it wasn't used.
Yuki is the worst character for me in the history of entire manga. I will never respect this character never ever . Please burn in hell . And don't be revived , Kaname is better off without a slut like you.
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They try SO HARD to make it look like Bridgerton is it even legal?๐ 1) they stole queen's personality 2) unnecessary sex scene in the beginning with characters we don't even know yet. Actually the whole introduction scene was much worse than the actual episode. Idk why they fucked up the first impression this much ;-;
I actually enjoy looking at guardians, they're the best part of the episode๐
Mikhail and Sonya, my babies, my cottagecore parents, most beautiful people in this show, god bless your acting ๐๐ป

The main problems: 1) songs that don't fit any scene they're used in. Where they even found those cheap 2009 "cool party" tracks? 2) poorly written dialogues as characters introduction. They try TOO HARD to make us understand who is who in that 2007 fanfiction style. That girl is a kind princess so she compliments everyone, that girl is a cool tomboy so she wears boots under the dress, that guy is a bad boyโจ so he FUCKS ๐ฑetc
Good thing they focused on Lissa/Rose friendship! Love these two
Dimitri is fine๐ I approve, the acting in 100% my ะะธะผะฐ โจyes I'm still not over him not being Russian but ugh we got what we got(
I really like the first Lissa/Christian dialogue, but don't you think they went too early with all of that "sTaY wItH mE"? Let them just tease each other from afar idk?๐
Dimitri/Rose interactions ๐ yummy yummy ima eat
Okay thank God they didn't pretend Lissa's mental problems don't exist. It's a huge part of the books, so I'm glad it's here
Wait how does this "sun kills vampires" even work here? One scene - Lissa is burning alive, next scene - she's perfectly fine riding a bike in the middle of the day, hiding under a translucent umbrella?.....
I actually find it interesting Lissa and Rose only finding out they're connected in the show. Not a bad change, not at all
Dimitri you little bitch don't look at us like that, it was your job to make sure we're safe, shoo shoo, go and do that hot shit u usually do on the roof ๐ค
" I think unicorn in moroi is Lissa" Iโ
Wtf no really what the fuck?.. rip funny book Christian, you won't be forgotten๐๐ชฆ๐๐ป
Hey they added Janine's mad note! I'm glad)๐
Rose/Mason out of nowhere romance... Hm listen I'm not some mad Romitri shipper that can't accept other options (I mean I AM but hush!), but where it came from? They gave us such nice "school friends" dynamic and then ruined it in 5 seconds.
Same for Lissa/Christian. I'm ready for all the ships, just give me some time to start asking for it myself. They don't tease us with interesting dialogues or interactions, they just say "these two are in love๐". Great but where? It would be better if we got Rose/Mason kiss in maybe episode 4. But this is just way too fast for me, not awful, just fast

"Lissa keeps my heart in a right place" ๐ฅน๐ฅบ
So since Lissa can be a queen without any family members.... No Jill?๐ฅบ Like she's not important for the plot anymore, so... No Jill๐ฅบ they left Eddie without his Jill๐ฅบ
For the first episode: 6/10
#ima watch 2 episode!#va#vampire academy#vampire academy spoilers#vampire academy tv show#peacock#rose hathaway#lissa dragomir#dimitri belikov#christian ozera
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