#i can't belieeeeve

[abusivelittlebunny]

I made like a super long domestic and nasty ficlet for Logan x Donald but Tumblr just... didn't fucking post it and now it's gone? What do you mean something went flimsy I'll kill us all

[shiryawashere]

i just think they're neat_sketchdump.jpeg

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

shrooms and silvercord extended editions last night was genuinely a life changing experience i think. what do i even do now

[lisbonsteresa]

ORIGIN EPISODE????????

[neonganymede]

One of my fics hit 1k kudos while I wasn’t looking

[intearsaboutrobots]

Okay okay, NOW we have to talk Company of Wolves. It is my fav werewolf movie hands down

IT'S SOOO GOOD???? it literally wasn't even on my mind to watch it tonight and i can't belieeeeve i almost went another day w/o seeing it???? (spoilers under the cut... if you haven't seen this movie yet watch it then come on back)

like on an aesthetic level its just so so so gorgeous. it has these fairy tale qualities and then the moments where it becomes totally dreamlike are so knock out gorgeous. the one that i really think of is when the huntsman/wolf knocks the grandmother's head off and it smashes like porcelain?? and in that moment i'm like OH yeah because she's based on a porcelain doll, because we're in rosaleen's dream. and that feels to me at least like the kind of think my brain WOULD do in a dream is like have that moment of reality slip in instead of having a realistic death.

also ok i have to talk abt the werewolf transformations. BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS. the guy ripping his skin off i was like ok a film for me??? but then at the end when the snout bursts out of the huntsman's mouth i was like OK???? ITS FOR ME AGAIN??????? YOU MADE ME A SECOND DELICIOUS PERSONAL MEAL AND ITS JUST AS GOOD????????????

AND THE THEMES. werewolves are violently dangerous to women. they're sexually dangerous to women. they're a tool over which women have power and they can wreak their revenge. they're sexually appealing to women. they are women. and it all WORKS in the dreamy AMBIGUITY of the FILM it all BUILDS ON ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oatflatwhite]

omgggg where in the uk have u been so far whats ur fav bit...... where are u going

i've just been in edinburgh for a few days doing fringe things! + climbing up and around arthur's seat almost every day lmao. i really really love edinburgh, it's my second time there but the first time i've been there in summer (my first time in europe in summer) and i can't belieeeeve how light it stays in the evening. plus we've been so lucky with the weather!

i'm now doing a bit of solo travel through england, so hitting bath, york, newcastle with some stops in-between. i did hadrian's wall today and i have the bronte parsonage museum at haworth also on my list :) and then back to edinburgh to fly home in just over a week! kind of a whirlwind holiday and it would have been nice to stay longer, especially because the flight here is a fucking full 24 hours lmfao but i'm so lucky to be able to come at all!

[nosaviorofyoursnofriendofmine]

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I can't belieeeeve this lol I'm a week late but holy shit!!! 6 years of radical feminism baby I'm never looking back!!! Thanks for everything ladies :')💖also i barely post up here now bc i say what i want on my main LOL

[mermaidsirennikita]

Can you recommend HR with blowjobs? I've read a few but honestly I haven't found enough!! We need more heroines going down on their men!

Lol for sure! Unfortunately, there aren't as many in historical romance as there are in other subgenres. It's weird, there's like, a resistance to the idea that the act existed in certain historical spaces. I've gone back and forth with historical romance readers who basically say that men could only get it from "brothels" up until like... the nineteenth century. Wives! Did not! Do it! Apparently!

(Also, some of this comes from the idea that all historicals operate under a Christian-influenced morality code, which is yet another reason why we need more historical romance about people who are not Christians, and people who did not grow up in predominantly Christian countries....)

The best remains Thief of Shadows by Elizabeth Hoyt, because like. It's SPIRITUAL. It's SAD. It's hot. They're in public; like literally behind a curtain, I think. He cries. She cries. He runs away to fight crime.

Elizabeth Hoyt includes it in some of her books, though not all.

Grace Callaway has this in pretty much all of her books, I think? Usually very detailed, often kinda on the rougher side. A couple standouts off the top of my head: The Duke Who Knew Too Much (he's like "please don't do that" when she drops to her knees because they're in public spying on a couple that is also doing that, and she's like "not listening"), Fiona and the Enigmatic Earl (it's like partition.mp3 but Victorian England), Glory and the Master of Shadows (very good "I'm proud of how well you did" vibes, mentor/mentee relationship), Olivia and the Masked Duke (v. good 69 scene). Grace Callaway always writes heroines who, for want of a better description, you can picture doing a helpful "like this???" with their mouths full while the hero is like "right yep you good please continue".

Joanna Shupe wrote one of my favorites in The Duke Gets Even. They're in HER DAD'S pool, she's too sore from their previous encounter (she's not a virgin~ he's just..... big and rough) to do p in v so they go for oral, which we love, and he's like "tbh I may die from this" because she's just. Going for it. Shupe doesn't always include it in her trad books, but often does (and it's definitely a thing in her self published novellas like My Dirty Duke, Sold to the Duke, The Gangster's Prize). I remember a really good one in I wanna say The Harlot Countess where she walks in on him in his room taking care of himself~ (I forgot to mention this in a recent rec post but it is SUPER hot) and it leads to her going down on him.

There's a lot of everything in Passion by Lisa Valdez, including this lol.

Minerva Spencer tends to go for it--I think it was in both The Boxing Baroness and The Dueling Duchess.

There's a reeeeeally good scene in Shadowheart by Laura Kinsale where they've been separated a long time and she's visiting him while he's imprisoned and she's pretending to be a sex worker in order to sneak in--and she cannot risk pregnancy, so they go for oral. I think she does it through his medieval leggings or whatever? For some reason, I found this EXCEEDINGLY hot. It's also a sorta femdom dynamic, so it's like he can't resist~ her. (Heads up, first sex scene is noncon, though more of the "we must consummate this marriage" variety.)

A Rogue's Rules for Seduction by Eva Leigh has this, as well as 69ing I think. Eva Leigh often writes this in; she's on the hotter end of trad historicals, for sure.

Stacy Reid writes it as well; I think Scarlett Scott does, but I've yet to try her (soon).

Scarlett Peckham often writes it in--there's a fab scene in The Earl I Ruined where they're behind a curtain (these bitches are always behind curtains) and he's like, talking her through it, and then the curtain falls and they have to do a scramble, lol.

I belieeeeve there's one in Hotel of Secrets by Diana Biller, but I'm not 100% sure. The hero is also a virgin in that one, super competent and uptight.

Jennifer Ashley has them in both The Madness of Lord Ian MacKenzie (hero is on the spectrum, widowed heroine) and Lady Isabella's Scandalous Marriage (second chance/marriage in trouble). In Ian MacKenzie it's especially great because it's part of the heroine's diary entries??? And she's like "DEAR. PENTHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME" because she gave her first beej in a moving carriage, lol. And she's like "idk he was super about it so I guess it worked".

Sarah MacLean writes them, and she's honestly just been upping the ante with them. Like, in Nine Rules to Break When Romancing the Rake (her first) it's a "please stop, my love, or this will be over before it starts" whereas in Heartbreaker (her latest) it's a full facefucking situation where he's like "mmmm should I be rough" and then realizes that she LIKES it rough.

The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes by Cat Sebastian has this as a bigger deal because the heroine doesn't like penetrative sex following some pregnancy trauma. So other acts are "the big deal" for her and the hero.

Tessa Dare tends to write it in, and she's always very fun and whimsical but hot about it.

Lisa Kleypas is a hit or miss with it, but her more recent books are more likely to have it, and of course Devil in Winter has the classic "she's trying her best and he's losing his mind because he's in love with her" scene.

I thiiiink The Dragon and the Pearl by Jeannie Lin has a scene? But I could be conflating it with the scene where he goes down on her right after popping her cherry, which is something I........ love.

And obviously, if you read m/m historical romance, you'll see more of it. K.J. Charles includes it, Cat Sebastian, Alexis Hall (A Lady for a Duke has the hero give the heroine one off page, when I wanted! It! On page!). The Queer Principles of Kit Webb has a perfect one where Percy (the snappish one) goes down on Kit (the sweet one) for the first time and he's trying to get Kit to go rough and Kit is like "oh noes I don't want to hurt you" and Percy makes eye contact, rolls his eyes, and grabs Kit's hands and puts them on his head to make a point lol.

[cdroloisms]

Prison Trio /sx but it's when Sam got put in there

if we're talking about canon, regardless of any c!awesamdreamity situationships during the prison arc, i doubt c!dream wants c!quackity Anywhere Near his daedalus therapy arc. c!awesamdream might fuck for Reasons and also might not fuck for Reasons--i can see c!Dream you know, deciding hey we're doing this power bottom time to prove that it's Normal (tm) and he has Autonomy and they are Consenting Adults about it and whatever. if sam tries a ohhhh i can't belieeeeve you're coercing me 🥺 spiel then he's not having that of course. and i think what probably fits how i see c!awesamdream (in this scenario, where they've fucked during the prison arc) the best MIGHT be a case where they don't fuck at all, but c!dream definitely does hint at it a lot and then leaves when c!sam is very very very turned on

(jmah scenario under the cut warning for dub/noncon)

in jmah but awesamdream canon then yes j!awesamdream r fucking during the quackity thing. bc they're normal like that and theyre locked in a room together for 2 weeks. they're also definitely fucking during daedalus--j!awesamdreamity is a bit harder. j!quackity assumes that they're fucking regardless if j!awesamdream actually have sex, bc What The Hell Is Wrong With Them you know the drill, so his actual decision when it comes to doing anything sexual during his visits is independent of j!awesamdream's actual relationship. i'd say that in most cases he's probably not going to do anything, but he definitely makes threats, specifically against dream to get to sam bc that riles him up a lot. definitely threatens cutting off j!sam's dick too lmao.

there's definitely like A World where he goes through with a threat just to prove himself to them both, tbh

[demonsfate]

GOD FUCKIGN DAMN IT I MISSED THE REVEAL BUT FUCK THE BASTARD LOOKS GOOD. I WAS SOLD WITH THE LEATHER JACKET AND THEN I SAW HIS MOUTH. THE FJKDSHGKSGHJK LIPSTICK IS BACK!!!! BLESS THE TEKKEN GODS. ALSO HIS WHOLE INTERACTION WITH JIN IS SO GOOD. I HOPE MY BOY MAKES IT, I WANNA SEE JIN LIVE THROUGH THIS HE DESERVES IT. ALSO ALISA LOOKS GREAT AS WELL BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN'T CHANGE HER MUCH? FUKC I'M SORRY CAPSLOCK

I PRETTY MUCH GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED WITH THE REVEAL. I WAS HOPING HE'D BE WEARING LEATHER, WE GOT THAT. I WAS HOPING HE'D HAVE THE HORNS, WE GOT THAT. I WAS HOPING HE'D LOOK MORE DEMONIC AGAIN, WE GOT THAT AND THE BLACK LIPS. I WAS HOPING HE'D INTERACT WITH JIN AND BE ESSENTIAL TO THE STORY, WE GOT THAAAAAAAT. LIKE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEEEEVE.

AND I HOPE JIN LIVES TOO AND GETS A DECENT WRITTEN STORY. I'M BOTH TERRIFIED AND EXCITED IT'S INSAAAAANE. I WISH THE GAME WAS ALREADY OUT BUT WE'RE CLOSE WE'RE CLOSE.

ALSO YEAH - THAT'S HOW I FELT ABOUT ALISA. SHE JUST DIDN'T FEEL TOO DIFFERENT. BUT I GUUEEEEESS SHE MAY HAVE A SOMEWHAT MORE ELEGANT LOOK? I'D SAY MAYBE LEE INSPIRED THAT GIVEN SHE APPEARED TO BE IN LEE'S MANSION. BUT LEE HAS FUCKING WENT ALL OUT AND LOST HIS MIND.

LEE WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. IS THIS SOME KIND OF APOCAYLPSE GEAR. ARE YOU ADVERTISING YOUR NEW PRODUCTS. ARE YOU PREPARING YOURSELF FOR FIGHTS WITH MOTHERFUCKING DEMONS. LIKE OH MY GODDDDD.

DJ'S RENDER HAS A REALLY SINISTER LOOK.... I WANNA SEE THE FULL THING DAMMIIIIIIT. ALSO REINA AND VICTOR ARE COMING SO SO SO SOON. I'M GONNA ASSUME VICTOR IS THE FIRST THEY'LL SHOW. BUT LIKE... BOTH OF THESE ARE ACTUALLY REAL SOON. I'M LOSING MY MIND.

[tashizweig]

i can't BELIEEEEVE that i found ben as annoying as i did during my first listen through. he's so dumb and so heartfelt and so good! and yes he is annoyingly tunnel-visioned sometimes and i'm going to want to smack him every time he compares emily's disappearance to jack's but goddamn!

also: the foreshadowing about the sammy backstory is SO good. what the fuck. the way it has him yelling "where the hell is my producer?" in the shotgun sammy clips, and that's part of what triggers the shit out of one of his first rage-hulk moments is so! fucking! good! you can't outrun the past, sammy! it's going to hunt your bitchass down!

[antiherotheantisocial]

You are one of my fav mutuals. I love the way you blow up my notifs daily 💕

omggggg wait i'm honestly honored!!! 🥺 thank you so much, truly!! 🤍🎆🦋✨ you're so kind to say that omg??? 🥺💗💐

and it's because i can't help it!!! you really just post so so sooo(!!!) many great posts everyday!! i genuinely love your blog, everyday you just bless my dash with amazing content and i am just left completely speechless because i cannot belieeeeve how great your blog is!!! and everyday???!! wow. the consistency is unmatched! 😭😭

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[zgrll0]

having a lot of fun drawing now !! i realized something about me today that is i can't study for more than 2 hours wich pissed me off a little bit because i will never have all this free time again in my life and i still fantasize about the studying for super long hours, but i also think that's good in some perspective ?? idk. i still have a lot of fun .

stopped learning gesture for a while and got into loomis books to learn how to draw heads, which i am loving it SO MUCH, never thought he was such s good teacher !? it helped me a lot and i already did a lot of heads that made me satisfied and really motivated me to keep going, looove. i wanted to draw heads for a long time and finally getting into it.

will be 20 in 5 days and not happy .. will do nothing to celebrate this day, i don't feel so good. instead i will buy a lot of art supplies! that i am the most excited, i will finally learn watercolors !!! painting !!! can't belieeeeve i wait for this day since 2021, since i decided to be an artist. painting in digital pissed me off, i just know i will have more fun on traditional medium because i have done it before and never really cared, hell yeahh

[thebandersnatchoftheshire]

I can't fucking belieeeeve

THEY FILMED A SECOND KISS!!!

THERE WAS TWO KISSES!!!!

ED KISSED STEDE GOODBYE!!!!!

[wonderwomemes]

I have so many things to say about good omens and one of them is that i can't belieeeeve that we got more of THE night after the church scene. Like we all knew what happened to Aziraphale in that moment when Crowley is handing him the books. It was in all the interviews that this was the moment Aziraphale went "oh".

I have read so many fanfictions that were set in the hours after this scene and now we actually got to see what went down and the way Aziraphale is acting around Crowley the whole evening. Up to a point where he let's him shoot him on stage. He fully trusts him now. I am going to bite on some sticks