#i can’t help falling in love with you ♥ ᴜʀʙᴏsᴀ: ᴠɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴅᴇsᴇʀᴛ

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@vigilantdesert asked: "Maybe I should get down on my knees and worship you. I'm gonna undress you. Vulgarize you a bit."life is sweeter (but add spice.)

When their paths crossed that day in the forest, she never would have imagined she’d find herself falling into bed with the Geurdo. Now, there was nothing that the Queen of Hyrule could want more, and by the Goddesses it couldn’t happen fast enough. 

By some divine mercy, they’d at least made it to the queen’s bedchamber. Zelda had spent her entire day in Urbosa’s presence, and the sea captain, though subtle in front of others, had made it very clear to Her Majesty what was to come the moment they were alone behind a closed door. The other woman had edged her on all day; devouring the brunette with her stare alone, fingers exploring along thighs beneath tables or down her back— lower — when heads were turned the other way, and teeth nipping at too sensitive ears when their company was too busy to notice. 

Now that it was just the two of them, tucked away behind that heavy wooden door she’d longed to see all day, the queen was near quaking with anticipation.

Urbosa knew as much — Zelda could detect the gleam of recognition in the woman’s emerald green eyes, shining like the most precious gem as they once again ravished the queen. Her gaze was assessing as it dragged slowly over every inch of the queen’s body. 

The scarlet-haired sea captain once again towered over the Hylian, using her height to her advantage as she circled the royal maiden, leaving her cinnamon-haired companion near squirming in her place. It took every bit of restraint to keep from turning to follow the captain’s movement or trembling beneath her stare, though that became much more difficult with the whisper that was uttered against her delicately pointed ear, reminding the queen just how sensitive those ears were.

She could already hear the rustle of fabric as discarded clothes fell to the floor. She could feel those bronzed fingers as they ghosted over bare flesh, memorizing every curve the queen’s supple body offered. And when those fingers would eventually slip lower…to that much more sensitive bundle of nerves at the apex of her thighs?

There was no stopping the shivering this time as the Hylian royal blinked up at the captain, voice breathy as longing danced in her eyes.

“You should. Or are you all talk?”

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"You move product for the wrong person one time-"

Princess Zelda Bingo

"Hmmm...." It is a thoughtful hum from the Queen of Hyrule before she steps forward, pressing a fleeting kiss to the corner of Urbosa's mouth before pulling away to bat her lashes at the other woman. "Perhaps we can...find a way for your wrongdoing to be forgiven. Use your imagination."

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"Darling, you've been outside in the cold all day." The captain purred, standing from her usual spot in front of the fire the moment she heard the doors open. Confident in their privacy, she wore nothing but a dressing gown tied loosely with a ribbon around her waist, hair loose and free all down her back. She padded forth, hands sliding around her hips to begin the laborious process of undressing her lover. "What am I to do with you? I'm so worried you'll catch your death..." she leaned in and pulled on her cold, reddened earlobe with her teeth. "I'm going to have to punish you for making me so anxious."

The door having been immediately shut behind her, the queen pushed deeper into the bed chamber, already focused on the removal of her gloves. “Yes, yes, I—“ She’d been about to protest to whatever complaints she already sensed would come from the captain, but those words shriveled and died on her tongue as she finally looked up, taking in the other woman.

Finding Urbosa wearing nothing more than a dressing gown that was loosely cinched at her waist was not what Zelda had expected to walk in and see, but she certainly wasn’t upset by this little surprise. 

The woman’s ruby hair was long and voluminous as it flowed down her back like  a crimson river. She looked achingly beautiful and somehow regal despite the the lack of accessories and thin dressing gown — as if she were the one that should be seated on Hyrule’s throne. Suddenly, that idea sounded all too appealing to Zelda’s mind that had wandered down a less than innocent path.

The Hylian queen was forced to a halt as the woman that had ensnared her heart moved to stand before her, hands immediately at her hips to begin removing the various intricate pieces of Zelda’s usual gown. Chapped lips, an unfortunate consequence from the hours in the cold, parted for her to speak, but she found they immediately snapped shut and pressed to a thin line with a lack of words to say. Her mind was attempting to come up with some sort of witty retort, but that too careened to a halt as Urbosa leaned forward, capturing the auburn-haired maiden’s earlobe betwixt her teeth, further reddening the flesh.

A small and silent gulp escaped the queen as she struggled to breath, tipping her head back to stare up at her lover. “I…do apologize for making you fret, my sun. However may I atone for this grievance?” 

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Amaryllis, Gardenia, Heather, and White Violet from the world's least subtle sea captain

send zelda flowers! Amaryllis: your worth is beyond beauty ; your beauty is splendid Gardenia: i no longer wish to hide my love for you Heather: i wish to bestow unto you my protection White Violet: i ask you to take a chance on me

The Queen of Hyrule was no stranger to the fact that flowers could possess meanings. While she may not have recalled the sentiment of each (there were too many flowers to commit them all to memory, especially when different colors from the same flower could have different meanings), she had read and learned of their meanings at a time when she’d also sought to learn how different plants could be useful for various remedies, particularly when it came to healing.

There had been one or two stories she’d come across during her studies where creative royals had utilized flowers to secretly bestow a slap to the face to a person of their choosing, though the receiver had usually been convinced that the bouquets were symbols of friendship, alliance, or affection. Thus, she'd fallen into the rabbit hole of learning their symbolic meaning alongside their healing properties.

The Gerudo captain had come and gone often enough by now that she was no stranger around Hyrule’s castle. The guards knew Urbosa as the queen’s esteemed guest, which meant she was free to come and go as she pleased (though they did still escort her to and from the palace’s doors when Zelda herself was not in her presence). There were several maids that even smiled up at the crimson-haired beauty that towered over them, as they’d too come to recognize her as a familiar face.

When there was a knock at the door of the Hylian royal’s study, she’d suspected it was the sea captain once again escorted by the royal sentries, as they’d made plans to meet that evening. What Zelda hadn’t anticipated was being greeted by a beautiful bouquet with the most carefully crafted arrangement the moment she’d called out, granting the person beyond the door permission to enter. 

Still seated behind her desk, she watched as Urbosa moved across the room in a few graceful strides, the guards having already dismissed themselves and shut the door behind them to grant the pair some privacy. 

It didn’t take Zelda long to identify each of the pieces that made up the bouquet, though she was having trouble recalling each of their meanings. The flower, leaf, and plant top of Heather could be used to make medicine to fight inflammation and aid in wound healing, but symbolically it was used to convey protection (or a desire to protect). The Amaryllis with its beautiful, snow white petals was the star of the show in this particular arrangement, and the Goddesses’s descendant recalled they were valued for their antiviral and antiparasitic properties. They were also used to express admiration of one’s beauty — no surprise given the large bulbs themselves were rather beautiful. 

But the Gardenias and white Violets….while Zelda could recall their medicinal uses, she could not remember the meanings behind them.

Rising to her feet, the Hylian maiden watched as the other woman extended the bouquet to her, the arrangement wrapped carefully in delicate white paper and adorned with a purple bow the complimented the colors in Zelda’s own dress. “For me?” Without waiting to receive confirmation, Zelda batted her long lashes at Urbosa as she reached forward to accept the bouquet before rolling onto the very tips of her toes, placing a brief kiss to the woman’s bronzed and still warm cheek in thanks.

“Is there any particular reason you selected these flowers? Or did you simply think the arrangement beautiful?” 

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When thinking about Urbosa, there were a few less than innocent thoughts that immediately came to mind. The woman was chiseled perfection, as one might expect a member of the Gerudo to be, given their race was the epitome of a warrior tribe throughout Hyrule’s history. 

The clothes worn by the Gerudo captain accentuated every one of her assets in the best way imaginable, and it had been easy to imagine how those assets might look without the added layers. 

“Should I ever get a night on the captain’s ship without her crew…” Her voice trailed, eyes aglow with delight at the thought. “I would not be opposed to admiring the wonders of the sea, enjoying both their sound and beauty, while in the presence of an equally beautiful woman. Together beneath the stars, I think I would appreciate every bit of Captain Urbosa’s company,” she further clarified, not bothering to tone down the minxish implication. 

“Should she ever choose to invite me on such an excursion, I would be more than happy to show her just how much I…relish her and her company.” The Hylian royal gave an impish wink, already knowing her words would get back to the Gerudo captain, and she would be more than capable of reading between the lines. 

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@vigilantdesert asked: 🎲 kiss roulette 36. A kiss to the shoulder

Sailing was unlike anything the royal had ever done, despite how common it might have been. There were those that spent more time on land than sea in order to make a living, and then there were many that had boarded a ship at least once for travel purposes. 

It was not, however, something Princess Zelda had ever done.

Her path had crossed with Urbosa’s enough to allow them to become friendly, and now that friendship had grown more than a little flirtatious. And the pair may have shared a kiss or two behind closed doors with enough liquid courage. 

Zelda’s latest attempt at flirting with the woman had been in the form of suggesting Urbosa allow her onto her ship to take her for a ride at sea; she hadn’t been at all serious. There were several reasons the Hylian could list off the top of her head of why it wouldn’t exactly work out: Urbosa’s ship was her source of profit, her crew might not be comfortable with allowing a woman of Hylian nobility aboard, and then there were her own restrictions due to her busy schedule or concerns about allowing the princess to wander off without guards.

Despite all that, Urbosa had been quick to offer the royal an evening on her ship, insisting it was too late to change her mind now that she’d vocalized the idea. So before Zelda could really understand what was happening, she’d been dressed and escorted to the harbor, where the ship was prepared and setting out on the water less than half an hour later. 

They’d gone far enough that the stretch of land that was Hyrule looked near unrecognizable, especially when they were too far to see the castle. The sun had started to set over the horizon, and the auburn-haired woman stood at the bow, watching as the skyline morphed from a pastel blue to a deep orange and rich magenta. The scenery along with the sound of the waves crashing against the ship as it sliced through the water had lulled the Hylian into a sort of trance — least until the captain of the ship walked up behind her, only pulling Zelda from that state once her lips ghosted over her shoulder in a teasing kiss.

Light as the brush of her lips was, it left the princess's flesh tingling in their wake.

She blinked, glancing back over her shoulder to the taller, ruby-haired beauty, her smile soft as she allowed herself to lean back into the muscle that was the Gerudo woman’s body. “It is peaceful out here…” she remarked, nestling in comfortably to Urbosa. “I can see why you enjoy it so much.”