#i can unerringly smack absolutely anyone on the tit and hit the nip

[britcision]

Hear me out:

The summoning is not the first time they meet since camp

It’s when Damian learns about the ghost shit, but Damian called him a week later

They hung out online after hours, and occasionally met up in person when vigilante schedules allow

Danny worked out he was Robin around when Damian clocked a small town vigi, so they’re able to be open and honest about why they have to cancel

They start dating at Christmas, when Damian invites Danny over to escape his family, Danny greets Damian with a passionate “I LOVE YOU” right off the plane, and Damian promptly proposes

Danny assumes he is kidding

Damian isn’t, but it absolutely becomes a bit they do for every minor or major favour, full “drop to one knee” and all

The bats get used to this nonsense behaviour, but on the last day before Danny goes home he actually asks if Damian was serious the first time

Damian confesses he was

Danny asks if they can be boyfriends first

The “fake” proposal bit is semi-constant for the next two years, in person and online

Damian introduces Danny to various siblings as “the man I will marry” to Danny’s face

Danny introduces Damian to Jazz as “my future husband”

So when Damian steps up to offer his hand in marriage, half the bats legitimately think this is a pavlovian response and maybe just a little brainwashing camp got to Dami after all

Maybe it wasn’t always a cute harmless bit maybe it was an Ingrained Response Oh Dear

Bruce is planning to deprogram Damian

Jason thinks the cult was programming boys for the goddamn ghost king CLEARLY he was behind the camp for this fucked setup

Dick tackles Tim preemptively in case he does it too

Tim has no idea what the fuck is going on

Cass recognises Danny and films them all on her mask cam cuz it’s hilarious

Damian finally breaks away from smooching Danny (he may have been a lil distracted) to tell his family with a straight face that the guy he’s dating will understand

Danny breaks and laughs so hard he loses all credibility as an eldritch horror

Asks how Damian knew

Damian just stares at him all sappy

“I’d know your smarmy smile anywhere”

One more smooch and then Danny saves the world

Damian and Cass explain that no that’s Danny that’s Damian’s dumbass boyfriend while they watch the fireworks

Danny, riled up from Ghost Crimes, swoops in dramatically with a wave of frozen fog and demands his husband, complete with evil laughter

The batfam tense again

Damian slaps Danny square on the nip and tells him to transform

Danny, sheepish, does

Jason slaps him on the other tit for scaring them and demands to be their flower girl

dp x dc prompt #51

when damian was sent to investigate a‘brainwashing summer camp’ he was not pleased. The kid who shared his cabin room might make it more bearable though. Danny seems to hate this place just as much as he does.

Two days later after both of them are tied up in the store room for spying, maybe he should have come in with a better plan.

summer camp dead serious thing that nobody but my brain asked for.