#i can stay up for this one!!!!!!! or wake up early ig it starts at 3am friday here

[elibeeline]

does the hockey understand that i Need the hockey Now

[noemilivv]

After Reading the Proposal and Wedding One shot I think it's called?

Can I please request the same characters(Adam, Lucifer and Vox) react to there kid having there Powers and how GN Reader and Them deal with it in an everyday bases

oh my god my brain has so many ideas i’m doing this right the freak now

also i’m so sorry this isn’t necessarily gn!reader becuz this does talk about pregnancy 😭

Warnings: AFAB!reader, pregnancy talk, ooc Adam?(?), swear words, potential S1 spoilers, Vox being a bit of a shitty dad

Adam, Lucifer, Vox w/ kids who have their powers (+ extra)

Adam

You and Adam probably wait awhile after your wedding until having kids, he wants to have his party lifestyle a little longer, and cmon, who can blame him?

At first he isn’t so sure, I mean, a small ball of flesh that just cries wasn’t the most entertaining thing to him… But he’ll do it for you

But the moment you tell him your pregnant, something in him clicks.

He’s very invested in the kids before their even born, he’s reading all those cheesy and old baby books constantly, cause honestly, he’s not as prepared as he’d thought he’d be

Simply because I see Adam as both a boy dad and a girl dad let’s say you two have twins 😛

He’s a good dad not gonna lie, but let’s be real, he tried to make at least one of his kids say “feces” as their first word… yeah, you weren’t too happy. 😀

Growing up, he definitely spoiled his girl and roughhoused with his boy, maybe a bit too much…

He was definitely a baseball or softball dad

Considering Adam’s foul language, they definitely grew up at swearing at a young age, but it stayed in the house dw

As the kids grew into their early teens they discovered their shared their dads powers — and bitch was through the roof about it

Adam started training them on how to use their powers to their liking, but also taught them the safety of them. He was actually a pretty good teacher ngl.

Lucifer

Obviously, from his past marriage with Lilith, he already had his first kid, so he was ready — he was just waiting for you to be as well

So when you were, he was stoked !

He was very aware and attentive during your pregnancy, trying to not make the same mistakes he did the first time around

He’s also very understanding about mood swings and he WILL go out in the middle of the night to get you cravings, he doesn’t have to, but he will

But when you both bring another daughter Morningstar into the world, Charlie is thrilled to have a younger sister!

She definitely babysits a lot, and the child definitely spends a lot of time in the hotel

Luci dedicates certain times of the day when he can not and will not have meetings or projects to be working on so he can dedicate time to both of his daughters.

He loves asking your daughter how her day was, and how schools going, but he also asks how her friends are to stress that grades aren’t the only thing that matter

As your daughter grows, she starts to develop Lucifer’s powers, only a small fraction — considering how powerful he is, but he’s stoked that not one, but now both of his daughters have his powers!

He’s been through training them before with Charlie, so he’s pretty skilled on how to do it now, but he tends to stress to your daughter the usage of the powers and the rights and wrongs are far more important than the strength you have

Vox

Vox was in no rush to have kids due to the current workload for VoxTech, but if you wanted them, all you had to do was ask

Vox, like Adam, couldn’t really wrap his head (or screen ig??) around the concept of a child until they were in his arms.

Vox wasn’t really sure how to handle a newborn, older kids were different, but this..? Maybe this wasn’t right for him…

It broke his heart every time he heard his son sob as a new born, and to be honest, he wasn’t sure what to do.

It’d be late at night and Vox would get out of your shared bed to go make sure the baby would stop crying before you’d wake.

He’d try everything, singing, rocking, bottle, changing the diaper, toys, everything. And it wouldn’t stop.

It’s not until you stir in your sleep and hear everything, you go to your son’s crib and simply hold him and he stops crying immediately, you set your son down and go back to sleep. Vox is literally amazed.

As your son ages into the ages of 6 and up is when it starts to get easier for Vox, by the time Vox can even slightly have a conversation with the kid it gets easier, the communication is a lot more clear

He doesn’t have a lot of time to play with his son due to VoxTech, so usually Vox will keep his son in his lap as he works in his office, he’ll even ask his son business questions! Even when he only gets gibberish back, he’ll take it. Hey, don’t judge him, client feedback is important.

As his son ages into his teen years, Vox starts turning a bit strict, he needs his son to be the coolest fucking kid in school, so Velvette tailors him a shit ton of clothes and Vox makes sure his son always has the newest gadget. Vox also is strict about keeping grades up, he wouldn’t ever take anything away for a bad grade, but your son may get a bit of lecture..

All of this is building up to something though, Vox really wants your son to take over VoxTech in his adult years, so he wants to make sure his son is prepared and experienced in the new world he’d enter, if he doesn’t want, Vox gets it, he may be a bit pushy though, but Vox has been in that place so he won’t push too hard.

At around the age of 15, your son developed Vox’s hypnosis powers.

Vox teaches your son how to use this to his advantage, like for example, VoxTech, but he also stressed there’s a time and place, and to not use it on someone you truly care about. Strategy is everything.

Is Vox the perfect parent? No. But no one is. But he genuinely has so much love for his son, and tbh he wants more kids…

[mariaace]

Random Megumi hcs ig?(Megumi Fushiguro x reader)

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•Just imagine you introducing Megumi to your friends, family or people you know in general, or just dragging him to some event with more than a few people in it. And like what if he just hides behind you when you are talking to someone or when he wants to say something to you. Like he can go all red and just hides behind you or hug you and bury his face in your neck!! AHH

•I feel like Megumi is an early bird so he would be the one to wake you up in the morning, but like if he came back from a mission reaaaaaally tired and he slept in-just imagine how hot his sleepy voice will be like agjdndhcbdjsv.

•Megumi doesn't show a lot of affection in public, because he is not a fan of PDA. Buuuuuut think about just staying in his dorm holding him/cuddling when Gojo burst in the room, cuz he wants to tell Megumi something and Megumi just hides. Like not really, but like he doesn't look Gojo in the eyes and just lets you to talk to him if he can have the chance. (That goes for almost everyone to come into the room lol)

•I think that at first he would want to keep his relationship a secret just because. Like he has a reason you know!!-Otherwise Gojo would be head over heels, Itadori will faint, Nobara will start asking for details, Makki will give him a lecture about how relationship doesn't excuse him from training, Inumaki will be like 👍👌 etc. But once he get comfortable enough he would just slide it in a conversation like it's nothing and everyone will be like 👁️👄👁️, then everything will become chaos and he will just drag both of you out of there.

•I imagine that when Gojo actually understood that you are in a relationship he would go to Megumi so they could talk about "stuff"(iykyk) amd Megumi would just walk out of the room like he would be 'no nope i am not having that conversation with you nope'

•Nanami would probably ask Megumi from time to time if everything is alright with you and him, just cuz that's Nanami. (That's so random lmaoo)

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[creative-heart]

hello ! i didn’t know that you were taking requests omg i would have spam you sooner. i don’t know if you have seen enzo’s last ig story in snow but ommmg if you could write a fluffy request based on that story

like reader wakes up and she doesn’t find him, she just found a little note that he went walking into the forest so she goes back to sleep and when she wakes up after, she opens her insta and found his ig story. immediately she tells him to come back in their apartment bc she’s terribly afraid he might get lost in the snow or catch a big cold

he’s like no never im strong and i survived lsdln lmfao but when he comes back even though he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s completely frozen and he starts to sneeze and he’s starting to be really sick so reader has to pamper him 🥺🥺 warm a hot bath for him, prepare a soup or a tea, put him in bed.

like i just imagine them being in bed after he supplied her to stay in bed and reader telling him next time stop playing enzo the snow king bc look at you right now baby you have fever and you’re hiding inside my sweater 😭 and him still doesn’t want to admit that he took a big risk for his health, being like « who told u i’m not faking being sick just to sleep under you pullover next to your/my 🍒 » 🤭🤭

okay my imagination might be too big lol

Lucia’s Notes: I love this request dear nonnie, because I feel like he’d be like a little boy when sick. I hope you enjoy this little drabble.

Content Warning: I don’t think there are any warnings, this is just fluff.

Word Count: 690

"Winter's warmth"| Enzo Vogrincic

You wake up when the lack of Enzo’s warm body against yours hits you like a ton of bricks and turn around looking for him curling more into the blankets to shield yourself from the cold of the outside world. As you look around you find a little note on his bedside table and grab it to read it “Morning honey, woke up early and decided to take a stroll around the woods, love you xo. En” You look out the window and see the clouded snowy picture burying yourself back into your blankets and going back to sleep.

An hour or so later, you finally open your eyes and grab your phone to start roaming all the social media and messages you might have missed. When you finally fall onto Instagram Enzo’s story is the first one up there, you click on it to see what your fugitive boyfriend’s been up to while you slept in. One look at his snow-covered hair is enough to make you shoot up on the bed sitting up hastily calling this crazy man you call yours. As soon as you hear the click on the line of the call being picked up you say “Enzo Vogrincic Roldan, what the fuck are you doing out there with this snowstorm!? You’re gonna get sick, you could get lost even!” the tone of your voice rising in alarm at the thought of your boyfriend wandering too far from the apartment you rented for your holiday and not being able to find his way back safely. 

You hear his low melodious lazy laugh on the other end of the call “Good morning to you too chiquita, don’t worry about it, I’m not far and I’ve figured out how to get back, and as to getting sick, I would never, I survived filming La sociedad, remember? I’m immune to cold” You roll your eyes at his stupid bravado “Don’t roll your eyes baby, I’m fine, I’ll be there soon with some pastries for breakfast, you get some coffee started, will you?” you sigh getting up “just come back love”. As you hang up you get up putting on one of his sweaters that are just lying around the room before heading to the kitchen smiling at the fireplace in the living room. Just as you’re pouring the mugs of hot coffee Enzo walks into the apartment ruffling the snow off his long raven-colored locks and trying to muffle a sneeze so you won’t hear it. You shoot around as he’s failed to conceal it from you. “I’m just fine babe, don’t look at me like that” Enzo retorts to your arched brow.

Later on that day you can see him shivering and sneezing more frequently and look at him “Ok, that’s it, you’re coming down with a cold love, I’ll draw you a warm bath and make you some tea with honey for when you get out” And he knows by the look on your face to better not argue it and nods softly “thank you love”. 

Once he’s out of the bath and you’re both cuddled in bed with your tea mugs as you play with his unruly locks absentmindedly you whisper “Now, could you stop playing Enzo king in the north and not go out in the snow next time? look how you’re feeling now, you have a fever, you’re even hiding in my sweater like a little kitten” you kiss his forehead to check if the paracetamol you gave him has started working yet. He shoots his face up to look at you, glossy eyes trying to look offended by what you said, “But I’m not sick baby, I just enjoy cuddling my girlfriend and snuggling away on my…sorry, your boobs”. You laugh at his silly statement and nod softly “I’m sure that’s it baby”. You keep playing with his hair seeing him slowly drift off to sleep as you admire his peaceful features tracing his nose lightly with your finger and smiling to yourself wondering how you ever got so lucky to get to share your life with a man such as this.

P.S: This was just adorable to write, I had the silliest smile on the whole time. I really hope you enjoyed it.

Taglist: @madame-fear @cyliarys-starlight @luceracastro @castawaycherry @lastflowrr @espinasrubi @koiibiito @candycanes19 @nperoconelcositoarriba @lxdyred @deepinsideyourbeing

[mdnightlvr]

storms and confessions

PAIRING jj maybank x fem! reader

SYNOPSIS a storm leads you and jj to confess your feelings

WARNINGS  none except bad writing ig. 

WORD COUNT 2.3k

TAGLIST

You wake up to the sound of seagulls calling in the distance, a gentle reminder that it's already time to stay up. The room is flooded with soft morning light, casting a warm glow on your surroundings. Slowly you start to sit up, shaking off any remnants of sleep.

You are stretching your limbs and letting out a contented sigh. With one big last yawn, you throw off the covers, ready to begin your day.

You make your way to the window, drawn by the pull of the picturesque view outside. The curtains sway gently in the breeze, revealing a glimpse of the azure ocean stretching endlessly before you. The rhythmic sound of crashing waves lures you closer as if beckoning you to join them.

As you get ready, a smile plays on your lips because you remember that you have a day off from work, which means that you and your friends can spend a relaxing day at the beach without anyone else having to do anything else.

You slip into your favourite swimsuit, the vibrant colours reflecting your vibrant mood. The fabric feels cool against your skin, a promise of relief from the summer heat although it's only 10 am. Lastly, you put on some loose jorts to not be too revealed, ready to embrace the carefree spirit of the beach.

Gathering your beach essentials, you check your bag one last time. Sunscreen, towels, and sunglasses—you're well-prepared for a day of pure relaxation and fun.

You walk out of your room and into the kitchen where your dad sits at the dining table reading the newspaper and listening to the music playing on the radio while your mom is cutting some fruits, standing at the kitchen counter.

“Good morning sweetheart” Your mom is the first to see you. Your dad lifts his head from his newspaper as he hears your mother's words to smile at you.

“Wouldn't have guessed to see you so early today. Don't you have the day off?” He says playfully, turning the page of his newspaper.

“That’s why I’m going to the beach with Kie, john b and the others”

You step closer to the fridge and open it to grab a bottle of water out of it.

“And with the others you mean jj, right?” your mom sighs, holding back her smile.

“I mean, yeah, but Sarah and Pope will probably also be there. So it’s the six of us.”

“Oh, that’s great. Please greet them from me,” she says, "Do you want to take some fruits with you? I just finished cutting some."

You know that you can’t say no to your favorite fruits so of course you say yes to her offer. You kiss her on her cheek as she gives you the container.

“Don’t be too late tonight. You know there will be a storm. If you're staying at Kie’s house overnight, contact us.” your dad warns you with a strict voice. You know that he hates it when you sleep at John B’s or JJ’s so you only respond with a single nod.

With that, you make your way to the door.

Stepping outside, the warm summer air greets you The salty scent of the ocean mingles with the sweet fragrance of nearby flowers, creating an intoxicating blend that fills your senses. You take a deep breath, you begin to walk to the beach.

On your way there, you can already see your friend group standing at your usual meeting place, waiting for you.

The first one you see up close as you walk further in their direction is no one other than JJ Maybank. Your heart skips a beat as you catch his eye. His blond hair is tousled by the wind, his eyes bright with anticipation. You have to admit that he looks extremely hot in his shorts and sunglasses with his surfboard in his hands.

You can finally tear your gaze away from the blonde and turn to your friends grinning.

"Hey, Y/N!" Sarah calls out, her voice filled with enthusiasm. "I can't believe we're finally having our beach day! The weather is perfect!"

“Yeah, just wait some hours and you will be disappointed,” Pope says as he starts to walk, “so come on, that's why we should make good use of the hours”

With laughter and excitement in the air, you all make your way towards the sun-kissed shoreline. The sound of crashing waves grows louder as you approach, and the sight of the vast ocean fills you with a sense of awe. This is where memories are made, where friendships are strengthened, and where moments of pure joy are captured.

As you step onto the warm sand, you kick off your shoes and feel the grains between your toes. The sun's rays gently caress your skin, embracing you in their warmth. The beach stretches out before you, an invitation to adventure and relaxation.

You glance at JJ, his tousled blond hair catching the sunlight. He catches your eye and flashes a playful grin.

“Like what you’re seeing?”

“Only in your dreams, Maybank.”

“There is so much more happening in my dreams.” He says as he wiggles his eyebrows.

You roll your eyes at his words, being already used to them.

“Guys, stop the flirting and help us instead.” john b shouts from his spot a few meters away, struggling with his towels.

So you start to help your friends spread out your beach towels into a comfortable spot on the sand. You spread out your beach towels.

Sarah eagerly sets up a Bluetooth speaker, filling the air with some popular music. The catchy rhythm draws smiles and bobbing heads from your group, infusing the scene with infectious energy. You find yourself tapping your foot along to the beat, the music amplifying your excitement.

JJ, with his surfboard in hand, walks up to you, a mischievous grin playing on his lips. "Hey there, beach babe. Ready to catch some waves?"

You laugh, giving him a playful shove. "Always ready for your surfing antics, JJ. Just try not to wipe out too spectacularly this time."

He feigns offence, placing a hand over his heart. "Hey, I'm an expert, alright? Watch and learn, Y/N."

With a wink, he dashes towards the water, his surfboard under his arm. You watch as he skillfully glides across the waves.

“Stop staring at him. You look like a creep.” Sarah says as she leans back onto her towel next to Kie.

Your cheeks flush with embarrassment, and you avert your eyes, hoping to conceal your momentary lapse. "I wasn't staring," you stammer, attempting to downplay the situation.

Kie's laughter fills the air. "Oh, please. You practically have hearts in your eyes whenever he's around. It's adorable."

Sarah nudges you playfully. "Well, who can blame you? He's got that undeniable charm and those surfer-boy looks. It's hard not to be drawn to him."

You lean in closer to them, your voice lowered. "I can't help but feel something more, you know? It's driving me crazy."

Sarah's expression softens, her eyes filled with understanding. "Have you thought about talking to him? It might help clarify things."

You sigh a mix of apprehension and longing in your voice. "I've considered it, but what if he doesn't feel the same way? I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Kie places a comforting hand on your arm. "You'll never know unless you try, Y/N. And trust me, JJ is a great guy."

Out of nowhere, JJ approaches you after spending hours riding the waves. He emerges from the water, his hair dripping with saltwater.

"Hey there, beautiful," JJ says, his voice filled with a mix of playfulness and admiration. "Care to join me?"

You raise an eyebrow, curiosity piqued. "What are you talking about, Maybank?"

He chuckles, his gaze fixed on you. "Well, how about a spontaneous dip in the water?."

Before you can respond, JJ swoops down, effortlessly lifting you into his arms. You gasp, caught off guard, as your feet leave the ground. Laughter escapes your lips as he carries you towards the rolling waves, your heart pounding with excitement.

The water crashes against your feet as JJ wades further into the sea, his steps are sure and steady. The sensation of his strong arms wrapped around you makes you feel butterflies.

With a playful smile, JJ dips you lower, the cool water swirling around your legs. You let out a delighted squeal, the spray of the waves splashing against your skin.

As he brings you back up, your eyes meet his, the connection between you deepening. But as soon as anything more could happen, JJ lets go of you and you drop with a loud splash into the water

“Asshole. What was that for?”

“Fun. I guess.” JJ shrugs as he starts to splash water in your direction.

“Oh you'll get that back.“

You and JJ had been enjoying a playful moment in the water, laughing and splashing each other as the waves rolled in.

But without warning, dark clouds gather above, masking the once clear blue sky. The wind picks up, sending a chill down your spine. A sense of foreboding fills the air, and you exchange a glance with JJ.

As if on cue, the first raindrops begin to fall, lightly pattering against your skin. You look up, realizing that this is no ordinary summer shower. The rain intensifies, turning into a deluge within moments. The waves grow wilder, crashing against the shore with an unruly force.

"Y/N, we need to get out of the water!" JJ shouts, his voice barely audible above the deafening roar of the storm. He grabs your hand, pulling you towards the shoreline.

Finally, you make it to the shore.

Looking around, you notice your friends, gathering their belongings and casting worried glances at the darkening sky.

Pope, his voice carrying above the roaring wind, calls out to the group, "Guys, we need to get out of here! This storm is no joke!"

John B nods in agreement, quickly gathering his belongings. "I don't know about you guys, but I'm not keen on getting struck by lightning today. The chateau is the nearest. We could take cover there."

The wind howls around you, tugging at your clothes and whipping your hair into a frenzy. Rain lashes against your face, making it difficult to see, but the determination in each step keeps you going.

As you reach the path leading to the chateau, lightning illuminates the sky, followed by a deafening clap of thunder. The storm is getting closer, urging you to quicken your pace.

Finally, you arrive at the chateau. John B fumbles with the keys, his hands shaking with urgency. The door swings open, welcoming you to safety.

With a collective sigh of relief, you all step onto the sprawling grounds of the chateau. Rainwater drips from your clothes, creating puddles on the cobblestone pathway. Laughter erupts as Kie playfully splashes Pope.

The group chuckles, their spirits lifting despite the rain-soaked clothes. You trail behind JJ, feeling the warmth of his hand in yours as you step into the chateau.

Exhausted from the day's events and seeking respite from the chaos, you and JJ find yourselves together in the only left room. But you couldn’t be more happy about the situation.

As you both lie in bed, the sound of rain tapping against the window creates a soothing lullaby. Contentment washes over you, the warmth of the room and JJ's presence wrapping around you like a blanket.

But amidst the calm, a sudden realization dawns on you. Panic grips your chest as you sit up, startling JJ. "Oh no, JJ! I completely forgot to tell my parents that I’m not home tonight. They'll kill me!"

JJ just laughs at your words. "Hey, hey, don't freak out. They probably will kill me first when they find out that you were with me."

“So we’ll die together, huh? Just like Romeo and Juliet.” You giggle.

JJ's gaze meets yours, his eyes sparkling with a mix of admiration and vulnerability. He takes a deep breath, his voice filled with sincerity. "Did I ever tell you how pretty you are?”

You feel your heart skip a beat, his words washing over you like a gentle caress. A blush creeps onto your cheeks as his hand reaches out, gently tracing the outline of your cheek, his touch both tender and electrifying.

JJ glances at you, a hint of nervousness in his eyes. He clears his throat before speaking, his voice genuine and vulnerable. "Y/N, there's something I've been wanting to tell you. Being with you, especially in moments like this, makes me realize how much you mean to me. You bring so much happiness into my life, and I can't imagine it without you."

Not knowing what to say, you just lean closer to him, your eyes locked in an intense gaze.

At that moment, the world around you fades away.

Slowly, hesitantly, your lips brush against each other's, sending a shiver down your spine. It's a gentle and tender touch, filled with a mix of nervousness and desire.

JJ's hand finds its way to the side of your face with his gentle and firm touch, as he deepens the kiss. The warmth of his lips against yours ignites a fire within, intensifying the sensation and erasing any lingering doubts or fears. As the kiss deepens, time seems to stand still.

Eventually, with a mixture of reluctance and need for air, you both pull away, your foreheads resting against each other. The room fills with soft breaths and the sound of your heartbeats, the shared moment leaving you breathless and wanting more.

JJ's husky voice breaks the silence.”I've been wanting to do that for a while now. So, wanna be my girlfriend?"

Your cheeks begin to blush into a deep red colour. “Of course, JJ.”

Your parents are pretty angry when you come home the next day because you forgot to let them know last night. But you don't care.

[navstuffs]

SO

if your requests are open I BEG for carlos i just BEG

make the prompt maybe like a day out with him? and please make it fluff I consumed enough carlos smut for the day, and once again thanksies !!! 🩷🩷❗️

(i just read like one smut fanfic of him but go off me, ig)

author's notes: hii, anon! first of all, i would like to apologize for taking so long to write your request. i couldn't find a better way to do this, so this will be in headcanons form. i tried to make this as fluffy as i could, so i hope you enjoy!

How would Carlos take GN!Reader in a day out headcanons

Carlos is an affectionate and attentive boyfriend. So when he notices you have been having a couple of rough weeks, he plans a special day off for you.

Which obviously starts with breakfast in bed. He has whatever you like to eat in the mornings ready for you. Doesn't eat breakfast in the morning? NO PROBLEM. He knows that, of course, so he stays in bed until you wake up, holding you in his arms or just keeping you company.

He has a day planned, depending on what you like. (beach date, park date, city date)

(BEACH DATE)

If during summer, be ready for a beach date. Carlos is up for anything, but his favorite is the beach (i promise i am not trying to be cliche here). He wakes up early, prepares all you will need, like beach chairs, TONS of water ("Hydration always!"), sunblock!!!!! This man worries about your well-being (and is honestly excited to see you wearing swimwear).

Your favorite part of taking him to the beach is seeing Carlos take off his shirt (many glares go in his direction, and you are used to it now). How can you not be when your man is built like a freaking Greek god? (yeap, i highlighted your man because you can feel some sense of pride no one else is taking him home except you)

The activities will depend on what kind of person you are. If you are more active and like swimming or other sports, Carlos will be right by you. If you are the type to sit back and relax, no problem either: Carlos will sit by your side, his eyes secretly watching you sunbathe. 

If you like getting on the water and don't know how to swim, he will always watch you, letting you feel safe. If you know how to swim, you can always go to the deeper part of the sea and make out, where no one will see ;). If you don't like to get in the water, Carlos will still invite you no matter what, so you can at least get your toes wet; no pressure on accepting. When he returns from swimming, you have a full view of Carlos's wet body as he dries himself with a towel. As Carlos notices you staring, he winks at you, flooding your head with impure thoughts (sorry i had to)

He always buys ice cream/milkshake before you leave because, come on, what is a beach date without one in the end?

(ON THE PARK):

Now if you are more of a nature person, Carlos will reserve a day in your favorite park or one you have always wanted to visit. He knows how much you like to be surrounded by peace and quiet, so he also prepares to stay the whole day at the park.

It is nice to hike and observe all the different types of trees and animals you can see. Carlos would study the story of the place and some plants to throw out some scientific facts to impress you. If you decide to bring your bikes, you can bike around the trail slowly or do a speeding competition. Just want to sit down and do some meditation? Or even some yoga? Well, Carlos is up for that as well (CARLOS IN EXERCISE CLOTHES IS ALL IM SAYING)

As a surprise, I can see him booking one night stay at the park. Cabin or camping, whatever you like it. And you know what that means? STARGAZING!! Cuddling under a blanket if cold. Carlos hums for you to sleep under the beautiful starry night sky. 

(ON THE CITY):

Carlos also plans a day out in the city. If he knows there is a movie, you want to watch, cinema. A restaurant you have always wanted to go to? A FREAKING ESCAPE ROOM? Carlos is an expert in those, don't be surprised if you get the record for the fastest escape.

Or even if it is just to stay home the whole day enjoying each other's company. Carlos won't criticize you if you want to stay in pajamas. You can cuddle on the sofa, play video games, or even board games.

Carlos just wants to overall see you happy. He knows what matters is the quality time you can spend together. 

[legodamianwayne]

BATMAN AND ROBIN 2023 #1 (Take 6 (yes))

(im not writing this as i go since ive already read the issue before. ill also be mentioning gotham war since this takes place during it (just a warning for spoilers!))

i just noticed the bat and robin on the cover! so cute

OH........(just noticed this too) that doesn't look good

look at them goofing off n having fun

this is cute but the way bruce acts here and in gotham war is so jarring its kinda funny

bruce in batman #137: can't stand my fake ass family

bruce in b&r: me and my son damian 🤗

bruce is in his "local dilf in the area" era rn

damian having talia's mannerism that bruce noticed is so <3

and here its confirmed that this takes place during gotham war. not sure how to feel about that

STILL INSANE OVER THIS baby first self insert fanfic

damian went from drawing hyper realistic gore vent art to anime eyes in the corner

i think it'd be fun if we see damian write more as the story goes on. like him daydreaming n doodling in class

wonder if theres any meaning with damian putting talia as a hero n bruce as a criminal here...or maybe its just a "totally original character do not steal" thing

you dont say bruce 🙄

"the last few years"?? pretty sure the events shown there all happened not even in 2 years since damian turned 14 around the start of the lazarus tournament

also why are alfred n talia not shown there? alfred's death has huge impact on damian (he literally hallucinated him) n talia was there as much as ra's

i dont like how damian looks here but that white connor should be a crime

"thats enough emotions for tonight father" [slams door]

i wonder why damian is staying with bruce tho (outside of making this book exist) didn't bruce n talia had a custody battle moment™ n damian's like "nah i have my own life (is literally 14)"

HELL YEAH MY BOY CAN COOK

he's quoting alfred ohhh im gonna sob

this is kinda embarrassing for bruce...like ur son is finally living with you again n he's the one up early cooking?? sir u better step up

aw he's making tea the way alfred did

*squints* did bruce get his hand back? thats a pretty normal looking hand to me

did damian's comment on it in batman #137 made bruce think "shit i cant give damian any ideas of getting a robot hand" n he just. magically grow it back

[GLASS SHATTERING SOUND]

gotham...heights? n. not gotham academy? no maps? no damian joining her dnd team?? no detective club finally hanging out with damian??

ik damian got expelled from gotham academy BUT. WHY

okay? whats the point if he's not going to the same school that his friend went to?

interesting how damian fantasize for a normal life in robin 2021 (with him liking the mundanity of shoujo manga) n now that bruce is offering him that he's rejecting it (or maybe he just rly don't like school which is. fair enough)

wellll just cuz we're not getting maps n the detective club doesn't mean damian's other friends arent showing up right? RIGHT? (maya plz come home)

THE ROBIN MOBILEEE it looks so ridiculous i love it

HOLD ON. DOES THIS CAR HAVE NO SEAT BELTS?? BRUCE UR LETTING THIS SLIDE?

ik that thing is rly loud too damian waking up the whole neighborhood here

not rumors abt the batfam fighting getting spread around?? this is so embarrassing omg

am i the only one getting gotham academy flashbacks here? with killer croc n the trio with the fox shark n bird masks

they're very comfortable with calling eachother father n son while in suits huh. ig everyone in gotham knows that batman is a dilf (who's beefing with his adult children) now

not much to say abt the rest: bruce got shot with something n now bats are attacking him

end thoughts: i hope with all the focus on animals here means that we're getting damian's pets back soon n that gotham war wont affect this book much since i rly want to see damian interact with his siblings again. also is it just me or does the day scenes looks very bright? saturated? it kinda hurts for me to read idk. the night scenes r pretty tho

next issue is damian's first day on his new school that is not gotham academy but im still excited for it! (coping)

bonus bestie corner

[badwithten]

camping with skz hyung line - delulu head cannons

PAIRING SKZ hyung line (Bangchan, Lee Know, Changbin & Hyunjin) x fem!reader

GENRE fluff

WORD COUNT 1.6k

this is very self indulgent but it is 11pm on my 18th birthday when i’m writing this and my mother is sleeping and we are in the middle of no where camping/staying in some cabins with no power or reception so i’m writing this on notes app bc i can’t sleep early so i am just up and i want to be delusional and go camping with skz (changbin but lets give them all a chance ig 🙄) 

in saying that its self indulgent its more of a warning that i’m writing this reader based on me! usually i don’t do this and try to keep everything as neutral as i can (ik i still only write fem!reader but still i try make it as inclusive fem as i can be!)  but for this y/n is def based on how i am camping which happens to be kinda stereotypical girl “omg im scared of bug come save me” which i know isn’t true for all fem people but it is for me and its my birthday so let me be delusional! 

with that in mind, if you still decide to read these i hope you enjoy! might expand onto the maknae line if this is something that is received well? i’ve never really written headcanons so we’ll see!

also also, i know since lee knows camping vlogs theres be a lot of camping with skz stuff but once again, idc bc i am camping now so this is what i want lmao

chan 

chan is definitely the ‘i am prepared, I’ve got you babe’ which quickly turns into ‘omg this fire isn’t staying lit and its cold af right now”

like he comes well prepared, buying and packing the best gear money can get

but no matter how fancy the tent, it is no use if you can’t put it up!

using the limited knowledge the two of you have, you manage to wrangle the tent up just before dark

although this wasted all of the time you had to do any hiking or adventuring for the day. you can’t say you’re to mad to skip to the cuddling

once again, he purchased a whole lot of fire starters and fancy lighters, but the two of you still struggled to get a stable fire going

eventually though, you’re both warm and feed by the fire

he bought his guitar and plays your favourite songs for you

you’re lucky that you’re out on such a clear night, able to watch the stars and listen to your partner sing for you

after a long day of getting lost in the endless pages instruction pamphlets, its finally time  to call it a night

chan thought it would be cute to get matching animal sleeping bags

he got a wolf and when he asked which one you were gonna get you chose a regular adult one

he was disappointed in your lack of humour but now he regrets not doing the same

the child size sleeping bag not even fighting one of his legs

“room in there for two?” how could you say no

lots of cuddles and late night talks, its the first time its truely just been the two of you for a long time

no sounds of the city, no loud neighbours and none of the kids disturbing the peace!

when you wake up though its a sweaty mess, tents get so hot in the sun and waking up to a warm body pressed against you is the last thing you want!

minho

ok this one is a bit hard to be crazy for bc we’ve seen him camping

but that doesn’t make it any less,,, writeable? 

if we saw a chart of “thinks their prepared, is not prepared vs thinks their prepared, is prepared” where do you think chan and minho would sit??

the camp site we’ve seen in his vlog and then his bubble messages is his little get away when his life gets too crazy

its just him and nature (plus some cats. that man is a legit cat magnet and i am so jealous!)

he doesn’t even want to bring any of the members or his friends there

its his place, all he has to worry about is himself

and its not even a worry! he enjoys cooking so feeding himself is a simple task,,, and thats all he’s sorta required to do there

but not long after he started dating you, he realised he wanted to experience the peace of his camping with you

if he was stressed and couldn’t get away, he would turn to you. both of his stress relievers in one place would be a dream come true! (that sounds sexual, i promise i didn’t mean it like that 😭*turns 18 and writes smut right away*) 

despite being there bc he’s currently stressed to the max, he can’t help but care for you still

he cooks the most delicious meals for you

lets you shower first and for as long as you want, not minding the cold water for himself if you use up the supply of the hot

and then when you’re out, makes sure you’re comfortable and warm in bed to ensure you don’t get sick on him

but its not all him caring for you! he knows this as well, loving the way you look out for him

yes he does all the cooking but you’re right by his side, helping to prepare any food he needs to create his dishes

he knows how long you shower for at home so he knows you’re conscious of him by only taking short showers despite how much he insists he doesn’t mind the cold

you’ll wait up for him while he showers, sometimes stealing his side of the bed to make sure its warm when he gets back

you even made sure to pack cat treats incase he attracted anymore strays

needless to say, camping with lee know is a break from your busy lives where you can look after each other

recharge together before heading back to work

changbin 

the man of the hour! why im writing this for hehe (he’s my boyfriend and you can’t change my mind on that idc)

biggest baby!

i’ve been having to boil hot water for drinks over a gas stove

and can you imagine doing that for him while he holds the light and just makes commentary the entire time

like i imagine it going how that one vlog went with his sister where she’s cooking for him and he’s standing there pretending to help but really is being more of a nuisance than anything

but you love him for it

you’re setting up the gas tanks and dealing with fire, he can’t help but just be impressed

not only can you hold your own, but you look after him!

he always is expected to be the caretaker in relationships, being a big strong guy and all, surely he wears the pants in the relationship

but both of you have one leg each in these pants, both of you struggling to walk in the pants. its like a three legged race but worse bc now there’s 4 legs, all out of sync (in the best way possible)

you will make him hot chocolates and deal with the gas stove top

you’ll rub his head in the spa while the two of you soak in the hot water

but he’ll carry you across the river when you two go exploring, not wanting you to get your shoes wet

he’ll make sure to watch out for any mosquitos in the area, swatting them away before they get to you

hes a bit like minho, both of you looking out for each other but a lot less prepared to do so in a campsite 

“yo binnie you know how to set this thing up?”

“y/n i’ve even seen one of these before today” he says as he swings around a tent pole and almost takes you out with it

but its ok bc both of you end up getting the tent up after a long while

he’s just a big baby and i want to give him a hug and make him a hot chocolate ok! it’s all i’ve been thinking about

you two wouldn’t be able to sleep so early into the night so you sneak out to go make hot chocolate’s and sit around the dying flame of the fire pit

its like your teenagers sneaking out despite having paid your bill to stay at the camp ground, knowing you can come and go out of your tent as you please

but that excitement is always something you’ve felt throughout your relationship with changbin and you can’t see it ever leaving

hyunjin

mr dramatic over here would be so distraught at the sight of any bug in the area

and news flash you’re outside in forest, there’s gonna be bugs

all jokes aside though, camping with hyunjin would be such a freeing experience!

he’d definitely use this time to unwind and really get into his painting, with no distractions he’s able to get the creative flow going and create some beautiful works of either you or the landscape around him

and if you’re a writer reading this, then you can do what i’m doing right now and take your boredom in the fact that there’s no power and write as well!

or really if you create anything (art, writing, knitting, any creative outlet!), you’d be right by him doing the same

you’d also do lots of exploring with him!

you’d set of on the hike only to stop every five minutes to look at something

if its somewhere you’ve been before or the two of you are camping somewhere you are knowledgeable about (like camping near your home town or something) then he’d ask lots of questions about the wildlife and plants around you!

but if its new for both of you then it would be so fun discovering everything together

i just imagine sitting by the river bank with him, watching as small fish and other strange water creatures swim through the rock pools

pointing to each and every little movement to make a comment about it

“yo that fish kinda looks like you though”

the comments soon lead to a water fight which ends in the two of you swimming

unlike any ocean or pool the two of you have swam in before, the current drags you down the river

you allow yourself to float for a bit before you’ll both swim back up to where you started

just chatting and relaxing against the river and all its sounds

eventually though one of you remembers all the fish/insects/creatures you saw swimming in there just moments ago and freaks out thinking about it swimming against your skin

so you retreat back to shore, having to hike back to your campsite soaking wet and cold

lots of cuddles to warm up in the tent though

both of you so exhausted you just crash

but it was such a good experience with him. like the two of you are so comfortable with each other that being in by yourselves camping in the woods is such a amazing time 

(but both can’t wait to get back home and enjoy the comfort of your own bed again)

[winterfliee]

Habits for 2024!

Alright so I need some damn discipline in my life, 2023 has truly been a rollercoaster and so has been my mental health. The first six months of 2023 were spent in being stressed cause I had a really important exam in April and then May to June I was pretty much sad cause I didn't get the score I needed and had to settle for some other college, which just sent me more into the victim mentality (not recommended at all) Then in July my first sem started and it affected me even more cause this college has nothing fun going on only lectures, seminars and workshops (tho i manifested a fun event which is happening in two months) and thennn November came and I had a little heartbreak situation which I am sort of moved on from but not entirely. To sum it all up 2023 wasn't that cool I was way too affected by the 3d and I got really disconnected from loa and i definitely don't wanna take this into 2024 so I'm going back to being myself who always knew that the 3d doesn't matter and was more connected to herself! And MY way of doing this is by affirming you can do any method or no method at all simply just live in imagination but for me affirming is THE method which helps me manifest ofcourse but also to keep my mental health in check so I'll be using affirmations and some other habits (non-loa related are added as well) listed below-

Sleep early and wake up early.

STUDYYY, study for atleast one hour each day no matter which subject your future self will really thank you bitch!

Affirm and persisttt. The 3d is neutral it's not bad it's not good it's simply neutral unless you assign meaning to it!

Journal. I have never journaled but I wanna try it this year and it's not loa related i just want to write down how my day was even if it's just one sentence.

Cook more and vlog it. I wanna learn cooking and i just started in August and i really like it. I wanna vlog it cause it's fun watching it afterwards plus the recipe stays with me.

Dress up! Even if it's just for running errands, dress up change the PJ's add some accessories and look cute.

Wear more accessories. I always liked wearing a lot of jewelry but I was in convent school and it was never allowed but I wanna get back into it now.

Track my menstrual cycle and learn more about it!

Alright ig I'm done but I might add some new habits if I remember any, you guys can also send any suggestions for it I'd love it!

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

What if my ocs were in online classes? (Pt. 1)

CN

-Always attends the classes

-Only got late once

-Even when out, she’s in the meeting (meaning the others can’t use “I wasn’t home” as an excuse for not attending class)

-“Good morning sir/ma’am…What do you mean I’m the first one to enter the meeting?”

Ellie and Ellen

-Somehow always the last to enter between her, Ellen, CN and Kristine

-Second to enter the meeting

-Seen to be in seperate rooms because of the mic’s feedback when near another person who’s talking(Ig that’s how it works?)

-“Ellie is taking a bit to enter the class because of technical issues”

-“Haha…Hi…Sorry for being a bit late, hehe…”

Kristine

-Almost mever attends online class but when she does, she somehow immediately knows what the lesson is about (maybe because her dad, the literal PRINCIPAL, might have a copy of the lessons throughout the school year)

-Is the type to forget her mic is on and the whole class just hears the random conversations between Kristine and Mr.Krupp but none of them(the class) can say anything because they might get in trouble

-If you check her camera during a class, you can see her tapping her fingers on her head/table because she’s bored as heck

-“Did you attend the online meeting or whatever it’s called?” “Mhm, I’m in it right now dad” || “Muffin, later can you help me setting up one of those meetings?” “Kay dad”

Tina

-The type to not attend the class despite being the literal teacher

-When she does attend class, she looks like a mess. Either that or the lighting of her room is horrible

-Will, without hesitation, start eating during class but will reprimand students who attempt to do the same

-“Hello class, I completely forgot to wake up early so you get to stay in this meeting after class hours because none of you bothered to message me a bunch of times” “And that’s our fault how?” “Mr.Hutchins, do you want to go to detention on Monday?” “………No” “Then just mute your mic”

Simon

-Only ever skips online classes when he’s sick

-Never has his mic or camera on but somehow doesn’t get scolded for having it off

-But on the rare occasion that his camera is on, you can see him chewing on his pen while he reviews the notes he wrote

-“silence”

Adriana

-A bit tardy but still attends the class earlier than Ellie

-Like Kristine, her mic is sometimes on on accident but she quickly realizes that it is indeed on

-Take a peek at her camera and then you’ll see her messing around with her hair, putting it in different styles for fun

-“humming” “Ms. Maddison?” “Mutes mic then proceeds to talk” “…Your microphone is off” “Turns it back on Let me guess, it was on earlier?” “Nods”

[lovings4turn]

sincerest apologiiiiiies for my delay in response too !! i've been sleepy + also i've had this odd-ish !? sinking feeling since this morning but it's a little bit better as of now !!

i so so so appreciate your words of motivation to give me the /pull through/ vibes, which i shall !! no reason to doubt a girl who's barely 5ft, your honour, i **will** pull through !! ALSO I'M SORRY YOU KEEP HAVING TO HEAR ME RAMBLE ABOUT IT !! (and to anyone reading too, i apologise 😔)

ooh, i'm glad to hear that you got in some social time but i also saw you had an early shift today, how did it end up going !? hopefully not too bad ?! also also, did you put something on the burn !? like aloe vera, erm.. hielo - er, ice !! that's the word. i swear i'm not flexing my language skills, my brain truly talks to me in all 6 of those languages and i'm just like "woahh, calm yo arse down, darling."

how have i been ?? erm. great question !! 🤩🤩 i think all has been.. decent ?? nothing extra brilliant and/or noteworthy but also nothing crappy !! just... life lifing. i do just want to go home though, i refuse to deal w/ this weather. HOW HAVE /YOU/ BEEN !? alles goed, liefje !?

annnyway, nice to chat !! love and miss you bunches, liefje !!

OH !! IK HEEFT EEN VRAAG !! what is your favourite thing to make at your shifts !? in terms of fun-ness of making it AND taste wise. this could be two different things !!

whydoitypesm,ohmygosh,itbecomesanessay. 😭 anyways, again !! take care of yourself + stay alive and hydrated and well fed !! yours truly, you know who. NO, NOT VOLDEMORT. DON'T SAY IT. 🤺🤺

a little joke! a man walks into a fruit market and picks up some raspberries, kiwis, melon, and strawberries but upon seeing a mango, he leaves it all behind and leaves the market. why so !? 🤭🤭

i fear all our conversations are going to start with apologies for the delay ,, yet here i am to do exactly that lovely 😭 i'm so so sorry cause i know that feeling is the WORST but i'm so glad y'feeling a little better (and i hope you're feeling much better now!!! or else i will fight the universe!!!)

you will pull through i know it !!! i am actually your number one supporter n have every faith in you love !! and no apologies at ALL are necessary here i assure you <333 rambling gets us all through , sincerely possibly the biggest yapper in the whole world

the early shift was an interesting one !! it's the first time i've started on the opening ,, and the first two and a half hours were actual heaven cause we had barely any customers ,, so i could just dick about a bit and make myself some drinks to wake up , but the mid morning rush killed me because there was only me and my co-worker at the time😭😭

the burn is healing !!! she was ran under so much cold water and covered in some sort of cream , so she's doing well thank GOD (though my hands are now littered in teeny tiny scars from burns and such - the price i pay ig😔) and honestly ?? i wouldn't blame you for flexing the language skills because it impresses me every single time my god

i totally get what you mean and i'm glad nothing awfully bad has happened !!! here's me manifesting that the weather brightens up for you (because i do not know how you deal with it , and that's coming from someone in northern england😭)

it's so , so nice to hear from you again my lovely , and i'm sending you all of the love and joy i can grasp from the universe (which is a lot , trust me) look after yourself n show yourself all of the love and kindness you deserve or else !!!! the whatchamacallits will come out trust !!!!!

AND AAHHH I LOVE THIS QUESTION !!! in terms of general yumminess , i'd have to go for the cinnamon latte because my god it makes the entire shop smell heavenly every single time i have to make one (and i consume at least two every shift) but in terms of fun-ness , i'm a flat white girly all the way !!! getting to make little designs is actually the highlight of my day (i managed to make a bear last shift and the woman it was for was overjoyed)

i've sat here and wracked my brain for so long trying to find this punchline and i'm coming up totally empty - i'm stubborn and refuse to google it , too , so !!! why does he leave the market love !!! i look forward to finding out 🤭🤭🤭

[lpfreakification]

2/13/2024 TUESDAY Plan Of Attack

Meds at 5:19 am

Wake up by 6 am

Get up b4 6:11 am alarm rings

Bathroom break b4 6:26 alarm rings

Leave the house by 6:30 or 6:35 am

Catch the 6:52 train downtown

After arriving in the city, take the bus towards my building

Grab Starbucks after getting off the bus

Arrive + settle in my building by 8 am.

Finish up the Character Design hw assignment b4 11 am 😬 (if done early, chillax!)

Class at 11:50 am

Register for Spring Classes at 1:30 pm!!! (I emailed my figure study teacher that I'll be late for class bcuz of this)

Arrive late to my 2nd/last class of the day

After 3 p.m., get me some more of that Vivi Bubble Tea 😋

Arrive back at my building to finish up cleaning those key frames + get started on the blocking phase, fcol! 😫

Keep working until I get pooped + do something else, like doodle in the doodle notebook, look at classes, or do absolutely, positively nothing.

Knowing my dad will be in Indiana, I'll be staying in the city late, like til 9 pm.

Once picked up, dad + I will arrive home super exhausted by 9:30 pm.

Chill/be on my phone until I start yawning, around past 11 pm

Fall asleep by midnight or 1 am.

*Repeat steps 1 - 9 for the next two days*

And yeah...

Sux that delayed feedback cost me time (+ possibly effort) on this animation assignment 😑 I feel guilty for not showing any wip on IG for that reason (+ that I'm in public, so I can't play it loud). Once those key frames are cleaned up (+ not in public), then I can show IG (+ the roughs, too!).

It's almost my turn to register for spring classes 🫨 I haven't gotten a good grasp, but I have written down a few ideas. The hard part is racing along +/or against other classmates to get into those classes. Competition is fierce.

I remember this past Thursday, a classmate told the teacher they were gonna be late bcuz of registration. They looked ready to pounce for those classes. They later caught up with the rest of the class in the Art Institute. I hope that classmate got the classes they want.

*idea?* Ask a few familiar classmates about what classes they're going for 🙂 Not only to join them but to get ideas of what I want to take. I'll look at the school's Discord. The familiar-looking ones are quite active there.

Ah, good timing. It just turned 10 pm. Imma play some Genshin either for 1 or 2 hours or until I fall asleep.

Yep!

[fly-with-the-flock]

Anyway I realised that it’s probs hard to read the lil bit of my rewrite that I posted before coz it’s screenshots of google docs, so I’m gonna just copy-paste it under the cut here

Chapter one

My bare feet pound against the sandy desert ground as I run for my life. Somehow, I manage to find every sharp little rock, every pointy twig, every prickly bit of cactus. Behind me, I hear the dogs barking viciously, the men screaming after me, their boots stomping through the sand as they chase me through Death Valley. I hear the loud bang bang bang of gunshots as they try to stop me from escaping and my breathing picks up and I pump my arms, desperately trying to run faster.

I reach the side of a cliff and come to a screeching halt, arms spiraling as I try not to lose my balance and topple over the edge. I look over my shoulder and see them advancing, catching up to me. I look between the men with their dogs and guns, and the steep, sharp drop beyond the cliff’s edge. The choice is easy, it doesn’t even take me a second to decide. I take a few steps, and fling myself over the edge.

I briefly have the sensation of falling, of the wind rushing by me, and then I unfurl my wings as hard as I can. I immediately realise that opening them so quickly was a mistake when a sharp pain shoots through me. I ignore it, focusing instead on staying in the air. I’ve never flown before, never had enough space in the tiny cage I lived in. I can see the men and their dogs on the ground, screaming angrily, stomping and waving their arms around in frustration. I watch as one of them raises his arm, pointing towards me with a gun and small red dot appears on my chest.

I scream and sit up in the bed, trying to untangle my legs from the sheets. I’m breathing heavily, my face wet with tears, or sweat, or both, my hair stuck to my face.

I look around, taking in the messy room and the moonlight streaming in through the window. I squeeze my eyes shut, trying to banish the memories starting to pour back into my head. Awful things. Being locked in a tiny cage. Men in white coats poking me with needles. Being fed nothing but thin gruel. The cruel experiments they did on me. Watching other ‘experiments’ die slow, painful deaths all around me. I take slow, deep breaths, trying to focus on something, anything else. I’m not there anymore. I haven’t been there for eight years. But the images still stay stuck in my mind.

I hear footsteps just outside my door, and then a gentle knock.

“Max? Are you ok? Can I come in?” I hear Fang’s voice from outside the door.

“Yeah, you can come in” I replied, my voice shaking ever so slightly.

Fang pushes the door open and sits next to me on the bed.

“I heard you screaming. Another nightmare?” They ask.

I sigh. “Yeah. They’re getting more frequent. I’m worried the others are gonna notice if it keeps happening.”

“Would that really be so bad? If they did notice?” They asked.

“Yes! I’m in charge, it’s my job to look after everyone! I can’t let them know, I have to be strong for everyone, otherwise it puts our survival at risk. I can’t let that happen”

Fang shook their head and sighed. “Ok. Do you want me to stay with you for the rest of the night?”

I nodded and scooted over in the bed so they had space. “Thank you.”

They climbed under the blanket and held my hand. “Don’t worry about it. I don’t mind.”

We wake up early the next morning. I get out of bed and peek outside the door to make sure no one is around. We don’t really need the rest of the Flock knowing that Fang spent the night in my room. Again. That would only lead to questions, and questions would lead to having to tell them about the nightmares. I know some of the others do have them occasionally, but not as often as I seem to be having them lately. Well, except for Angel. She was so young when we escaped that she barely remembers anything. Gazzy’s only a few years older than her and does remember a little bit, but neither of them can really remember it like Nudge, Iggy, Fang and I can. I’m glad. It means that they don’t have to suffer with the memories the way the rest of us do. They got to grow up free and happy, not in a cage like we did.

The coast is clear, so Fang sneaks out of my room quietly and goes back to their own room to get dressed.

I stretch, opening up my wings and ruffling them to realign some of the feathers. I yawn. I’m still exhausted from not sleeping for half the night, but as always, there’s things to do, so I manage to track down some clean-ish clothes after a few minutes of searching and pull them on. I guess laundry is one of the things that will need to get done today.

I run into Gazzy in the hallway. He’s still in his pyjamas, rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

“Morning, Gaz” I say.

He yawns. “Hey Max. How’d you sleep?”

I look at him for a second. Does he know? Or is he just asking to make conversation? “Uh, fine. You?”

He shrugs. “Meh. Took me a while to fall asleep but after that, fine.”

“Ok then. Well, I’m gonna head to the kitchen and get some breakfast.”

“You’re not gonna cook anything and make us eat it though, right? I don’t think I can handle your cooking again.”

I rolled my eyes. “Ha ha. Very funny.”

I open the fridge and peer inside. There’s very little to eat. A tub of butter, a little bit of milk, a half finished bottle of coke and not much else. We have to fly into town today and try to get some food.

Getting food was always a challenge. None of us could really work, so we had very little money. Sometimes we just end up having to steal food from the supermarkets, but we can’t do that all the time or we risk getting caught.

Behind me, I hear a clatter and then a thud, followed by a voice. “Shit. Who moved the damn furniture again without telling me?”

I turn, and Iggy is on the floor, rubbing his shin.

Nudge was sitting on the couch and she turned in her spot to look over the back. “Oh crap, that was me. Sorry. I was just moving it last night and then I got totally distracted coz I decided to get some hot chocolate but then we didn’t have any milk left so I was sad but then I saw the clock and I realised how late it was so I went to bed and I totally forgot about the coffee table. Sorry Ig.”

[blair-the-juggalho]

How we got here (part 1)

One shot about OCs btwwww Xx TW disturbing imagery at beginning ig

I woke up extra early today, It would’ve had my 15th birthday today. I layed in the sleeping bag we found in this old shed. I looked over to my mates jack and Monica. They look so calm, which is rare these days. I decided that because we didn’t really have any where we had to be, I’d leave them to sleep some more.

I walk over to the very small hole in the wall. I look through to see if there are any walkers. I could see one in the distance. The vacant husk staggers around looking for a meal. I cringe in disgust as it’s decaying skin slowly falls off it’s bones. I try to do what I usually do when I’m sad and think positive. But how do you see the positive in this? I feel myself getting more depressed. I reluctantly wake up Monica and jack to hug them. After getting their affection, I feel a lot better.

“Hey, what’s up?” Jack asks.

“Just one of those moods again.” I answer. Monica rubs my shoulder.

“I guess we should set off moving now.” Monica says. We all start packing up again and we start moving in a random direction.

After a while, we came across a few signs saying that there was a school filled with survivors inside.

“Well should we go?” Jack asks.

“Are you fucking stupid? It could be a trap?” Monica retorts.

“But it could also be legit. I think it’s worth it.” I say.

“Fuck no! We’ve lost so much! I can’t risk you two too.” Monica shouted.

“Moni, I get we’ve lost a lot but we can give up hope in everything.” I said. Monica sighed.

“Fine but if we die or become prisoners it’s on you two.” Moncia sighed. Me and Jack hugged her and then we followed the signs. Suddenly, as we where walking, jack shot up into the air was was suspended from a tree branch by a rope trap. Jack screams and I start laughing.

“See what did I tell you I knew this would all be some big trap!” Monica exclaimed. Suddenly, we heard a twig snap.

“Drop you weapons.” A blonde girl ,who looked our age, ordered. A guy who stood next to her , who was holding a chair leg, just looked at us in shock.

“Ok ok. Are you guys gonna like make us prisoners and shit?” I asked. Monica elbowed me.

“Look we don’t want any harm.” The guy spoke.

“Aye, neither do we. Look we saw those signs and we followed them.” I said.

“Well your either really stupid or you have back up.” The blonde said.

“Oh she’s very stupid!” Jack joked. I playfully punched jack, who was still suspended from the tree. This caused the dude to laugh.

“Look, how about you help us get out friend down and we leave you guys alone.” Monica offers.

“Not gonna happen. What if you guys come back with more people?” The blond responds.

“HAH- we don’t really know that many people. I mean we had some friends until they met Blair and ran off… I don’t really blame them if I’m honest.” Jack joked.

“FELLA IM ACTUALLY GONNA SHA-!” I shouted before Monica intervened.

“you two, will you shut the fuck up for once In you damn lives?!” Monica scold. Me and Jack fell silent. “Sorry Monica.” We both said in sync.

“Look vi, they don’t seem like bad people and I mean they’re are age and all! We can’t leave them out here.” The dude said.

“Well we can’t bring them back without marlons permission, Louis.” ‘Vi’ retorted.

“Well then I’ll stay here and you go back and get him.” Louis said.

“No. I’ll stay here and you go get him.” Vi instructed. Louis nodded and ran back to their base. “Hey listen i know we just met but can you help us get out mate down…I don’t wanna ruin your traps.” I asked.

‘Vi’ dramatically rolled her eyes and helped us get jack down.

“Augh- my head!…thanks though.” Jack said. ‘Vi’ nodded and in perfect timing, Louis came back with who I presume is marlon.

“Hey. “ marlon greets. We all wave to him. “Well I’ll introduce everyone properly, I’m marlon. Im pretty much in charge. That’s Louis.” Louis waved happily. “And this is violet.” She looked at us and nodded.

“I’m Blair. This Monica and jack.” They wave at them.

“Look we’re going to be generous with you.” Marlon said.

“If you want, you can come back to our base we have a group around our age. You can stay for a night or two then we can see how it goes ok?”

Me, Monica, and jack all looked at each other.

“Sick. Cheers fella!” I say smiling.

[veeveex3]

Just The Two of Us (Idia Shroud x gn!reader)

Tags: fluff, hurt / comfort, crack (?), miscommunication trope (derogatory), my attempt at perspective shifting and humor, idia slander /lh (idk why I bullied him sm in this chapter lolol)

Word Count: 3602

It's been a week since your last date with Idia and you're starting to believe that he's lost interest in you. However, Idia is insecure from what has happened on said date. Luckily, you're both able to clear each other's misconceptions.

AN: hhhhhh i'm sorry this took so longggg i just knew what I wanted to right but not how to write it, y'know. also i wanted to take a break from writing longer fics since I wrote the last one in the middle of the night (as if i'm not doing that again-)

You lay awake in bed. It's 1 am, the air is cool and the only noises you can hear are the trees shaking outside and Grim's little snores. You should, theoretically, be asleep right now. But your worries keep you up.

It's been about a week since your first, and seemingly last date with Idia Shroud. The boy you've had a crush on for so long. The boy you've been close friends with for even longer. And he hasn't talked to you since. You thought he hated you for that date. Maybe it was because you knew of his anxiety and still made him go outside. Maybe it was because you kicked him too much while playing that arcade game. Maybe it-

Your thoughts are luckily silenced by the bright light coming from your phone. You glance over at the notification. Speak of the devil.

Sans: hey you up?

You were annoyed by how nonchalant he seemed despite trying to avoid you for the past week but your desire to be closer to him was stronger than any resentment you had for the boy.

You: no lol

Sans: oh (╥﹏╥)

Sans: im sorry for waking you

Sans: forgot normies needed their sleep

Sans: ill let you sleep

You: no it's fine. i was just joking

Sans: ಠ︵ಠ

You: so, did you wanna talk about something?

There was silence for a few moments. Maybe he really was mad at you; you would think if the constant flickering of ellipses at the bottom of your screen had anything to say for it.

Sans: just wanted to ask you something (´-﹏-`；)

You: and this couldn't wait until morning??

Sans: yes

Sans: i wanna see you again

Sans: in person

Sans: i miss you

Sans: i really do

Your heart tightened with a multitude of different feelings. On one hand, you were upset because he could've spoken up about this beforehand. On the other hand, you would feel really bad to get mad at him if he was serious. And on a separate hand that swatted the other two away, you just wanted to hold your firey little shut in so bad!

You: you better not be lying y'know!

Sans: im not!!!

You: good, cuz i miss you too dumbass

Sans: (≧▽≦)

Sans: wait dumbass?!?!

If you were mad before, that feeling was swiftly filled with amusement. You tried to keep your laughter in, so as not to wake Grim, who was still peacefully sleeping at the edge of your bed. Feeling mischievous, you decided to tease Idia.

You: so, you wanna see me so bad huh???

Sans: ye?

Sans: if it's about me being distant for the past week, ikik

Sans: id rather talk about it in person though

Sans: i don't wanna talk about it over text and have you not believe me and get a bad end!

Your nerves started to grow again. You two didn't even start dating yet and he wanted to break up?! Hopefully this was just a misunderstanding on your behalf but given how tired and already upset you were before, it was hard to think rotationally.

You: k. how about we meet up tomorrow? or today ig

Sans: SO SOON?!?!

You were confused by his response. Clearly if he wanted you two to stay friends then he'd want to have this conversation earlier than later.

You: yeah, why not??

Sans: alright alright fineee

Sans: just dont come super early

Sans: maybe around 12 or something

You: sure. see you

You hoped your texts didn't come off as too bitter but honestly, you just really didn't want the relationship you two started to end so quickly. With that text, you tried to go back to bed.

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Idia: alright

Idia: night

Idia dropped his phone on his desk and plopped his face in his hands. Your texts seemed dryer than usual, you didn't respond back to his good night text telling him he should go to bed as you usually would, and you wanted to see him this soon?! Idia's leg began to bounce as he bit his lip in frustration. He should really clean up his room now. Yeah he would have less time to grind in the newest MMORPG he started playing but it's the price he had to pay for you not to call him a disgusting NEET.

Idia got up from his chair to stretch. His lips positioned themselves into his usual frown as he checked his phone to see if you replied.

.*♡Prefect♡*.: sure. see you

That was the last message you sent to him.

"Of course they're upset at me still" Idia thought to himself, "I mean, I did avoid them for the past couple of days." Since he didn't go to school in person, he spent 90% of his time in his room. Even then, he wouldn't respond to your texts.

.*♡Prefect♡*.: hey! how are you today??

.*♡Prefect♡*.: is everything alright??

.*♡Prefect♡*.: are you upset?

Of course he wasn't upset at you, you miracle given to him by the Great Seven themselves! Why would he be? You're nice to him, your patient, you care about his needs more than he did, you let him kiss you on the cheek-

Idia let out a long, pitiful sigh. He leaned against his desk chair, forehead digging deeper and deeper into the headrest. He wanted to kiss you again. Hell, he would give up almost anything to kiss you properly. But he knew he wouldn't be able to. I mean, yeah you took him out on a date, sure. But why would you, the nicest, sweetest, most precious, and most attractive person be ok with him kissing you, let alone on the lips.

He slowly picked himself up from his chair. I mean, his room isn't going to pick itself up!

"I just really hope they're not mad at me" Idia muttered to himself, "I really do."

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Noon came and you found yourself pacing at Idia's door. Unknown to you, Idia was exhausted from cleaning his room all night and loathing all morning. And unknown to Idia, you were fiddling with the hem of your shirt, thinking that Idia wanted to end your relationship seemingly as soon as it started.

You hesitantly knocked on the door. You heard a soft yelp from the other side followed by a couple small crashes.

"H-hold on a second!" You heard Idia yell from the other side. "And don't startle me like that!" A moment later, the door unlocked and Idia peeked through the crack as he normally did.

"Did you really have to knock that loud?" His voice was soft but still had the air of annoyance you were used to. You nodded you head with a stupid smirk on your face, to which the boy rolled his eyes and opened the door for you.

His room was a lot cleaner than it usually was: his bed was neatly made, any wrappers and boxes were either thrown out or neatly put away, and the cords that were usually littered across the floor were tucked away under his PC. You have Idia a dramatic shocked face while looking at his room and back at him.

"Are you sure this is your room?!" you teased, "It's so clean! And I can barely smell the usual burnt hot pocket stench in here!" Idia lightly bonked you on the head for that remark, causing you to dramatically wince in pain.

"I do clean up here every once in a while, you know? You thought I just never cleaned?" Again, you nodded aggressively to his question. Idia sighed at you and plopped down on his bed. You walked up to his bed to do the same before you stopped yourself. The boy pouted as he noticed you standing in front of his bed still and ever-so-gently patted the spot next to him.

"Y-you don't have to ask permission to sit on my bed. I don't… mind." You did as he said and sat down next to him.

The next couple of minutes were met with silence. Occasionally, one of you two would open your mouths to speak only to be met with silence. Before the last couple of weeks, you and Idia would be a lot more relaxed around each other. Time spent in his room would mainly consist of Idia playing games or working at his desk while you would annoy him while sitting on his desk. What you would give to go back to bombard Idia with requests to pay attention to you just to show him a stupid meme or play the vibe boom sound affect to annoy him. It was like you were two different people now.

"So," you finally spoke up, "what'd you wanna talk about in person?" That question was so simple but hit Idia like a truck. He'd been rehearsing how to talk to you about this but fell short at the task at hand. His mind went blank as he stuttered, fiddling with his hands as he grew more uneasy knowing you were looking at him so intently. He took in a sigh.

"I'm really sorry." Idia trembled as he spoke. He brought his knees up to his face, hiding it and any potential tears that might come out.

"For what?" you asked. You hoped it was for him not responding to your messages for the past week but that didn't seem to be the case since he wouldn't necessarily need to apologize to you in person for that.

"For the date. I was really lousy and anxious and a burden, y'know? And I even had the audacity to…" he paused for a second, burying himself deeper into his knees, "kissing you, in the photo booth." Idia wiped any loose tears on his pants and looked at you to see your response. Surprisingly to him, you had the most deadpan face he's ever seen from you.

"Are you deadass?"

"Y-yeah? Did I say something wrong? Was that not a proper apology for you? You want me to grovel at my knees, begging you for my forgiveness and give you all of my possession?" Idia yelped again as he saw how your face looked somehow even more annoyed. He swore he was about to throw up right then and there. You stood up from the bed to stand right in front of him.

"H-hey, what're you-"

SMACK

Both of your hands held Idia's cheeks as he winced in pain.

"You have to be one of the smartest yet stupidest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting!" You began to smush his face together as he spoke. "I've known you for about a good year now. I've been friends with you for about a good year now. And I've liked you, ROMANTICALLY, for a long while now!"

"R-really?!" Idia looked at you with a dumbstruck expression. You squished his face closer together in response, kneeling down to his eye level.

"Yes, really. And I went on a date with you. I had so much fun that day. Hell, I even kissed you before too and you seemed to enjoy that quite a bit!" Idia grew flustered in your hold. You wondered whether or not he was a robot too, given how much he was seemingly malfunctioning.

"Well- that's because- you know, I-" The more Idia failed to speak the warmer and pinker he became; which was good news for you because you found that shit adorable. You were only teasing him but finding out he really did enjoy your little forehead peck filled your heart by tenfold. But now wasn't the time for gushing over how cute the humanized fireball was. You gently removed your hands from Idia's face and held his hand in yours, placing them on his lap.

"Idia, I'm not upset at you for the date. If anything, I'm more upset that you ignored me for a week since you were probably sulking the whole time." Oof, you hit the nail right on the head.

Idia shrank into himself, feeling even worse about himself. He trembled, trying to hold back his tears. He wasn't considering the fact that you enjoyed spending time with him. He was so used to only Ortho wanting to spend time with him and caring about him. Having a whole human being who wasn't his brother enjoyed his presence so much that they missed the absence of it filled him with overwhelming emotions. Then, you pulled him in for a loose yet gentle embrace, and he cracked.

He brought you in closer, shoving his face in the crook of your shoulder to hide the sniffles and whimpers. You gently rubbed small circles against his back and he trembled more from how hard he was holding back sobbing aggressively into your shoulder.

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Idia began to calm down in your touch, but soon got up to wipe his tear-stained face.

"So," you began to speak, causing the boy to jump, "should I leave now?" You didn't want to leave so soon, all you wanted was to hang out with your favorite gamer boy. However, from what he had displayed earlier, you thought it would be best for him to cool off on his own.

"Wait, no!" Idia realized how loud and desperate he sounded. He began to mentally curse himself for that. "I- I mean, if you'd like to leave you can. But I'm also fine with you staying too."

"Alright, then I guess I'm staying for the night then." You thought it would be best to go back to Ramshackle dorm and pick up some stuff if you were going to do so.

"W-wait- what- h-huh?!" Idia rushed towards you in confusion. He had a bunch of questions to ask at once such as "Why are you leaving?", "Why are you staying overnight?", "Do you wanna sleep in my bed? With me in it?" "Am I dreaming???"

"Well, I thought now's a better time than ever to make up for the time you ignored me for the past week. Plus, I have to get stuff from my room like pajamas and snacks." You moved towards him, poking his chest to get his attention. "That is, unless you have some spare clothes you can lend me instead?"

He was gonna start crying again if you kept this up. He's not at a high enough level to unlock your SSR tier costume! He was just hoping that this limited-time event was gonna get a rerun.

"Well then, I'm going back to my dorm now. See you in a bit!"

"See you…" Idia shut his door as you ran back to Ignihyde's dorm mirror. He cursed himself for ever thinking of ignoring you for so long if this is what the consequences would've been.

You came back with a backpack's worth of stuff, in addition to a small bag of snacks and bottled water.

"What's the bag for?" Idia inquired.

"Well, since we're probably gonna be staying in your room for the rest of the day, I thought I might as well get us some food to eat." Idia's eyes widened, realizing the last thing he ate was a half-leftover bag of gummy worms last night before he started cleaning. How he's still alive amazes the both of you.

You set down your backpack at the edge of Idia's bed and the bag of snacks on his desk. You tried to pick snacks that weren't just sweets given Idia's shit diet that seemed to consist mainly of candy and energy drinks. You make a mental note to order something with vegetables for dinner. One snack in particular catches your eye though.

"Hey, Idia" you call out to him. He hums in response, also checking out the snacks in your bag. "Wanna watch a couple movies?" You grab a bag of popcorn chips and shake it at him.

"Sure" he replies, trying hard not to focus too hard on how hungry the popcorn chips make him, "I can boot up a couple on my laptop." Idia went to grab his laptop while you went to make a pillow nest on the floor.

"Do you really have to put all of my stuff on the floor?" Idia complained as you began to add one of his bean bag chairs in the nest.

"Would you rather sit and cuddle on the bed?" Idia flushed at the mix of tease and sincerity in your voice as he shook his head. You chuckled as you continued to work on your nest, making it big enough for the two of you to fit without making it too small so as not to make things too uncomfortable. The two of you plopped in your creation, pulling a blanket over your laps.

"What do you wanna watch?" Idia asked.

"I wanna watch something stupid."

"Huh, why's that?"

"The shittier the movie, the funnier it is to laugh at how much money the producers wasted."

"Fair enough." Idia chuckled as he went looking for a bad movie to watch.

As he was looking, you decided to sneak glances at the boy in question. His hair was put in a high ponytail, likely from when he was cleaning his room last night. His lips were slightly agape and occasionally wetted by his tongue. He was wearing his long-sleeved black and blue undershirt, black sweatpants, and uncharacteristic purple cat print socks. You bit your lip unconsciously; realizing how creepy that would have seemed, you pried your eyes away from him. You felt a slight tap on your shoulder, causing you to jump.

"Is this one ok?" He pointed to the screen, showing the description for a movie called "The Velocipastor". You failed to hold in your laughter reading it, leading Idia to laugh as well and start the movie. Some time passed as the two of you watched the movie while making snarky commentary on it.

"Why did the pimp even kill the main character's parents anyways?" You ask, reaching for another popcorn chip.

"I dunno. Maybe it's because most media protagonists need to have at least one dead parent to add to their tragic backstory. Imagine this movie as a shounen anime lmao." The two of you started laughing hysterically at the thought. You had to rewind just so you wouldn't miss anything.

As you went to grab more of your chips, you realized the bag was empty. Your hand went to grab another snack from your snack bag as your hand brushed Idia's. He was quick to pull his hand away, but placed his hand on the bag after you got your new snack. His golden eyes glanced at your hands every once in a while, you couldn't help but smile at how obvious he was being.

You slowly placed your hand on top of Idia's. His hand was large and slightly cool. It was rough likely due to how much he deals with machinery. His fingernails were visibly chewed on while his knuckles were boney and prominent. You began to rub over his hand with your thumb, causing the boy to let out a soft sigh. He quickly cleared his throat and rewound the movie once again. You looked over at the clearly flustered boy and chuckled at how cute he was being. The noticable pink tips of his fiery hair would be the death of him.

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Over the course of the night, the two of you watched four shitty movies, had dinner, and had a bunch of fun. After dinner though, you grew sleepy, having only so much energy left. You would slowly start falling asleep only to jolt yourself awake every couple of minutes. That was until Idia stopped the movie you were currently watching and closed his laptop.

"Why'd you stop the movie?" You tried to wipe as much sleep from your eyes as you could.

"Because you need to go to bed" Idia replied, getting up to put everything away, "A normie like you can't stay up for very long, y'know?" You pouted at his teasing, knowing he wasn't exactly lying. It was getting pretty late and your body was getting heavy from drowsiness. You huffed as you made a makeshift bed on the floor and lied down.

"Good night." You yawned, "Don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Night" Idia muttered, trying to grab a pillow for his bed. As he went to pull the pillow away, your hand grabbed gently at his sleeve, tugging it with just as much strength. His heart tightened from your display. He knew he'd regret it later but he'd have to be a new brand of evil to resist your sleepy charm.

Idia lied down next to you. As he did, he studied your face as he briefly noticed you did to him earlier. Every part of you was perfect to him: your parted lips, you gently fluttering eyelashes, your soft snores. He was so glad to have such a nice CG to go to sleep looking at. He knew he'd have the sweetest dreams from this.

You stirred a bit, causing Idia to turn around away from you, just in case his face creeped you out. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he felt a slight push against his back. Turning slowly as not to disturb you, he found you trying to tuck yourself into his back. He turned back again to face you and pressed his forehead against your temple.

"Sweet dreams."

[ellieonomy]

ZEKE

that’s it.

just Zeke

no anon you’re so right actually and bc you said it here are hc i wrote last night + this morning

pairing: zekexreader

genre:hc, sfw/nsfw

cw. gn ig but “pussy” is used and reader has the ability to get pregnant (??) if that’s important to anyone (ability like it’s a quirk lol) fluff+ (little bit of smut if you squint. dirty talk ,cum (?) talk whatever you wanna call it) below the cut

an . eremika is canon here bc i said so and i love them so you will read it.

an.2 ngl first one is me projecting bc i do that all the time LMAO. so is the korn joke it’s a joke i made irl and i thought it was fucking hilarious.

zeke.. is a stupid man sometimes really. he knows he’s blind as all hell and yet every morning without fail doesn’t put his glasses on and will stay that way for hours.despite barely being able to walk around the house without squinting. he.. insists on looking out the window to people watch.“someone moving in next door?”“no honey that’s a food truck”

likes burnt bacon?? idk i wrote this in the middle of making breakfast. yk that like olive theory thing where it’s like. person a hates olives and person b loves them therefor forming the perfect alliance. yeah corny but that’s you two. you hate burnt bacon and yet still occasionally burn it. he like, definitely only ate it at first bc you felt bad but after a while he starts to genuinely like it.

zeke loves loves to read with you. yk those like weird old dudes with like, secret libraries and offices no is allowed in. weird set up for this ik. but that’s not zeke like at all. you are more than welcome to “book shop” the tightly filled shelves. he will stay in there for hours and you really don’t want to disturb him. but he gets excited every time you do. letting you sit on his lap ice melted in his glass of scotch once you get his attention cause you told him to read you to sleep which he absolutely will. sometimes he wishes he could do the same with the kids you don’t have yet.

speaking of kids. oh brother he’s so good with kids. now to be fair having kids isn’t a big conversation in your household. you’ve had it before yeah but you’re both just kinda like, “i mean.. i guess?”. though you both can agree being the cool aunt and uncle is more than enough. but oh does that biological switch click when you see him with his nieces. now your brother in law is not a bad dad no not even close, but he has his struggles as a “girl dad” sadly. sparking a extremely close bond with zeke and his twin nieces. during your weekends with them you find them with perfectly ironed matching dresses and if you wake up late their hair is done in some brand new style too?? it.. is weird bc when did he take the time to learn how to braid?? you don’t even know how to braid. it’s sweet tho and pulls you to solidify your feelings of staring a family. don’t tell him tho because he will make it happen right where you stand.

he love love loves picnics. idk tbh i feel like it’s natural that the jaegers like picnics. anyway, when it’s not spring showers all week he’ll wake up early to make a basket. he would love going in the morning but after awhile you can’t handle being a morning person, so you settle for “brunch time”. if you’re out of groceries will opt in for heading to the farmers market ,cooking together at home and moving your picnic to your backyard. yes it was your first date if it isn’t obvious already.

actually maybe it’s just me but i think that zeke fully believes he’s like a comedic genius. he can’t go a second without making some corny ass joke. convinced he actively tries to get you with deez nutz jokes. like this man is literally a man child.“you know i don’t care for corn…actually i really like that band” “jesus zeke…” the room would probably be silent if he wasn’t already laughing hysterically at himself.

oh my god his morning voice. his voice in general actually like that rasp he has (from all those damn cigarettes probably) is just knee buckling. you hate when he talks too close in your ear. gives you a full body reaction just from him saying good morning. it just..sometimes he just sounds really sexy and you can barely focus.“so like fast forward a day later i told- are you even listening?”“hmm? yeah i’m listening hun” you weren’t, not at all. there isn’t a single part of this conversation you can remember the only thing in your mind is the filth that was falling out of his mouth last night. voice deeper, primal even while he fucks you. “yeah,that’s right keep begging for me just like that”“that deep enough for you hmm? greedy thing”“more huh? don’t start complaining when it’s too much”“you crying? shame, you asked for it so take it”“perfect pussy and it’s all fucking mine” “all mine to cum in too yeah?” “fuck- you like that don’t you? being full of me, s’filthy i love it”

hneycxmb™ circa:4.22 no reposts/ translations without credit reblogs appreciated :’)