#i can say tho i picture her to be very big™

[ananinidraws]

Have been thinking about John's Scribblenauts arc (before he made his way to Miitopia) and i have Thoughts™. Volcano Goddess design on the left, cuz i barely see her get love in fanart /lh

[meowchela]

ALPHYS!!!!

in reference to this ask meme

OOOOOOH alphys is a big fave >:3 just like me fr!! (also i havent played undertale in ages so if some of this stuff seems surface level/out of touch thats why orz)

favorite thing about them: how dare you make me choose just one thing JFDJFJ but i guess i'll say personality! she's such a good character. awkward and charming and very real, her struggles with accountability and guilt also Hit yknow

least favorite thing about them: minor minor nitpick but her sprite makes it so hard to edit outfits onto her. i dont sprite edit much anymore but whenever i wanted to give her a wardrobe change it was so HARD bc of her slumped posture and crossed arms???? like what is going on here. impossible.

favorite line: * I haven't showered, I'm barely dressed, it's all messy, and... * Ummm... * H-h-hiya!

brOTP: mettaton is a classic answer here so that but also? i'm an absolute SUCKER for people who make content of her and sans as besties. i just ADORE the idea that they used to work together even if it turns out not to be canon, their dynamic is so good, the one moment where she called him cringe in the winter alarm clock added 50 years to my lifespan,

OTP: ALPHYNE OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!! they're a total comfort ship for me omg their dynamic is peak their colors go so nicely together i love seeing how people draw them i will attend their wedding and give them the best gift i can toby should have let them kiss onscreen i pray and hope that they become canon in deltarune even tho its a seperate thing i NEED this ok i need tbe . i love them. im so normal about them

nOTP: nothing really comes to mind????? she gets crushes on everyone and only really hates herself so i honestly can't see any ship for her that i'd wanna bash (unless its some freak shit obviously but shes so unpopular nothing weird with her has gotten popular/crossed into my vision LMAO)

random headcanon: on the surface she starts learning actual japanese through duolingo so she can watch anime without the subs and get the True Intended Experience™

unpopular opinion: her status updates aren't annoying you're all just haters

song i associate with them: her theme and fishy love are both too obvious so i wont say them, but if i may cheat a bit and use something from the undertale soundtrack anyway i'm honestly gonna say Another Medium! It's been a WHILE since i last played the game/even watched a playthrough so my main association w this song is walking around morphed as Alphys in the hotland area of this one undertale rp game on roblox haha such a good track too!!! (i wouldve liked to use a non-soundtrack song but again, havent played the game in ages so my song-association brain isnt present for this one...and i havent written anything down for her in the past = =;;;)

favorite picture of them: i'm just gonna use something from canon bc i dont think reposting fanart would be good

this was the moment of all time

thank you for the ask!!!! this was fun :3

[treason-and-plot]

REPLIES TO MIA AND COBY

@sims3hasstoppedworking replied to your post

She's used to it haahaha

@willky12

If I was a guy maybe that last statement would be a huge turn off, I'd like to think so :-/

@dandylion240

I think if I was Coby I'd be a little turned off by admitting Jackie is used to it.

Most guys would react like that. But Coby is very chill and non-judgmental. Another reason he’s such a great match for Mia!

@romeo-and-simulet

Coby's not really a strange man tho xD

No. He’s also very modest and unassuming. 

@pixelcurious

But does he cook breakfast?

I went to @caterpillarsims, Coby’s mama, to get the answer to this. Her reply:

So now we know! :D

@lilsisterg

Mia is so reckless .. I'm worried ...

@miraakles

Ugh. I mean. She's just a goddamn wreck so you know, Coby is just another piece of meat to me. Just another toy. Maybe he'll surprise me though and instead of have sex they'll watch movies all night and tell stories.

@karnzter

*Bad Reputation plays in the distance*

@blythelyre

You little slutbag... I'm kinda, not even lowkey, jealous.

@hyperkaos

Gods I so love that girl... lol

@holleyberry

At least she's honest.

@krazyangelkat81

She's an honest slut you gotta give her that. lol

@sweetnovember77

There is something settling about Coby questioning Jackie's comfort. A lot of guys wouldn't give a shit.

Coby is very sweet-natured. I’m glad I was able to convey that and that you noticed it! 

@blythelyre

He's such a sweetheart!

@sims3hasstoppedworking replied to your post

That position in the third picture tho!

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Are they fucking or trying to join circus acrobats team smh lmao

Meh I did that one three times this morning before breakfast. It required quite a bit of Windex afterwards though!

@gaiahypothesims

High Praise from Mia. His all night fucking has me wondering ... wouldn't the latex start to chafe? AND would you have to be switching condoms out every so many hours... positions? Hmmmph so many questions.

Well you might have noticed that there were a lot of condoms on the floor next to Mia, so you can assume they were replacing them quite frequently, and she is also a big fan of Replens ™, a silicone-based lube made to combat vaginal dryness- it’s great for vaginal sex and it also moisturizes the vaginal tissue! If you use enough Replens or any other silicone or water based lubricant the chafing can be kept to a minimum. Wetness is key!

@hyperkaos

"Birds, fucking birds" lmao Mia's amazement makes me giggle...

@krazyangelkat81

She's finally found someone who can outlast her appetite.

@wannabecatwriter

If Mia says so, it must be true, lol! I mean, she has had a lot of people to compare with. Get it, Mia and Coby!

@miraakles

Her vagina is gonna be sore... Unless she's just manage to just force her body to deal with her sex drive.... Goddamn Mia. And you know what, where the hell did JACKIE spend the night?

Well, as long as you use enough lubricant you should be alright. Sex workers can service many, many clients in a single night and are still able to work the next day with no problem at all. I would imagine that indulging in a bit of variety and not just having vaginal sex for hours on end would help as well. 

Jackie actually spent a large portion of the night canoodling by the pool with Milo but came home alone. And no, they didn’t do the deed. Jackie believes in taking things slow!

@simlicious

Mia really needs to have a softer carpet in her room :)

LMBO!!! I think that is one of the few rooms in my game that isn’t furnished with one of your silky-soft carpets! Watch out for Mia’s knees in the next update ;=)

@sweetnovember77

Hilarious. I like Coby. He gives me an amusingly clever in execution vibe.

@justanothersimsblog replied to your post

oh hey, they got dressed

@hyperkaos

octopussy swim trunks... so was the final count 8?

@blythelyre

are they nekkid in the water??

@gaiahypothesims

If I didn't think that Coby belonged to Stiane I would ship it hard.

@miraakles

See that right there? Notice that his dick didn't heal your wounds Mia. Jeez! Better get some help now before you end up like Anita! This is good life advice sweetie, trust me!

@roseoakmoonsims​

Someday I really hope Mia wakes up enough to understand that that hole in her heart causing her so much trouble isn't fixed by filling the lower one. Gonna have to face it all truthfully if she ever wants to stop feeling so empty.

@sweetnovember77

I like how they both agreed to tiptoe outta the house and into the ocean. Reminds me of the good old days before social media. More folks were spontaneous, and would create big memories out of the smallest moments.

IKR? One of the reasons I love Mia and Coby together is because they are both spontaneous, and have no hidden agendas at all. I think another good word to describe the two of them is ingenuous, ‘ free from pretension or calculation, lacking artificiality and self-consciousness.’ I think a skinny-dip in the ocean at sunrise after an all-night sex session is totally befitting their characters!