#i can imagine Jane meeting Loki and being all ''wait he's a KID???'' and not slapping him

[worstloki]

Loki is 14 au maker here, Loki actually looks 14. Like he's an actual kid here. My idea is during Thor 1 Loki still gets put in charge, and the warriors 4 are trying to get Thor back bc Loki said he didn't know how and he doesn't want the throne at all. Loki finds it easier to tell the warriors 4 about it bc they aren't family and they trust Thor.

My hc is that the destroyer sometimes acts of its own will, in response to the current kings emotions. So loki is terrified bc he just found out he's a jotunn and thinks thor is gonna kill him. The destroyer comes out automatically to destroy the threat.

Loki doesn't bring laufey in to asgard but the jotunns use the path they were originally showed to get in. Loki had gone to try diplomacy but laufey attacked him, heimdall brought Loki back and Loki had a breakdown.

Loki got back to the palace just in time to kill laufey and the jotunns that got in. Frigga gives him a hug but Thor is back. Thor thinks Loki planned all this and Loki sees him so angry that he runs. He tells heimdall to go and he sets the bifrist on jotunnheim, bc hes 14 and running on fear and adrenaline.

The birds is still broken and Loki still falls but instead of odin saying No Loki, Thor says "you didn't have to prove yourself loki" Loki gets teary and still lets go.

Thanos still finds him and tortures him, but he tries to make loki on of the black order. It doesn't work, but loki still is sent to earth. Loki puts on an illusion to make himself look older, and that works until he passes out in the back off the truck Clint and Selvig are driving away from the pegasus facility.

Loki doesnt even kill anyone, he just uses a spell to knock people unconscious.

Things go similarly, with Loki in Germany. Except Loki looks like a kid bc he can't keep the illusion up. Cap calls him kiddo and Tony does flip. "Youre a kid?" "Im over 1000 years old" "still a kid"

The avengers grab him and take him on the ship, but Thor barges in and grabs Loki. Thor immediately asks if he's ok, bc Thor does care abt Loki. Loki doesn't answer. Thor asks about the tesseract and what he's doing. Loki says he can't say. Thor tells him to come home. Loki says he doesn't have one. The great "im listening " line still happens bc its a crime to not have that.

Oh boy this is getting long, but things go the same up until Tony talks to him. Tony offers him a drink then is like Wait ur a kid nvm. Loki rolls his eyes and asks what Tony wants. Tony just wants to talk and asks him if he's doing this by himself, in a way that's very vague. Loki says he's not doing this bc he wants to, in a very extremely vague way.

Tony nods, and loki uses the sceptre to mind control him, but it doesn't work. Loki is confused and Tony makes a dirty joke, Loki grabs him and goes to throw him out the window, but Tony is. Taller than him and its hard to throw someone taller than you. He pushes him away and he falls through the window.

Loki gets thrown around by the hulk still, but instead of being imprisoned, Tony explains what he found out. Thor understands and leaves Loki in the avengers care while he talks with odin abt it. The avengers are a bit on edge for a lil but loki gets therapy.

Loki is brought back to asgard where he is held in the dungeons for a while until they can get his head checked out. Frigga does some magics and slowly gets Thanos' hooks out, Loki gets even more therapy, yay.

Thor TDW happens similarly, but loki isn't in jail. He's in his room, but his room is being guarded and he isn't allowed anywhere without an escort. Loki is v grumpy abt it. Loki sneaks out and is the one who finds frigga dead. Loki is allowed to go to the funeral and then he trashes his room in anguish. Thor talks to him and tells him to help.

Loki doesnt get slapped by Jane, but the warriors 4 still threaten him. Loki still gets impaled on svartalfheim, but like for real. His magic heals him enough for no death. He decides to leave entirely, and he goes to earth. He visits Bruce, who freaks out bc Loki is Bleeding, and loki stays with the avengers for a while. Thor comes back for age of ultron, Loki is there. A sappy Reunion. Happy ending? I need to work on this more fhbcvnnv

Sorry for the absolute word dump vhgvbnb

anon i insist you write this out as an actual fic because this would make a very nice AU and I can see Cap landing 1 solid hit to the face and the illusion just collapses and he’s like “????? wtf?????” and then Tony comes in and blasts the kid while Steve freaks out 

[imagine-loki]

Atlas: Space, Saturn

TITLE: Atlas: Space

CHAPTER NO./ONE-SHOT: 8/12

AUTHOR: fanfictrashdump

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine narrating episodes of Loki’s life with the Avengers based on the songs from Sleeping At Last’s “Atlas: Space” album. 

RATING: T-M

NOTES/WARNINGS: Welcome to my Sleeping At Last’s Atlas: Space challenge, aka Another writing project I do not have time for, but my brain insisted on doing.

This series will be less like a multichapter fic and more of a one-shot compendium, but that they all interconnect in one way or another. It will revolve around Loki and Becca’s relationship (Taking Turns, Glow, Helmet Heists–don’t worry, more Loki-Charlie stuff will be along) and I will use those one-shots as reference to the timeline. Each chapter will be one song, used as inspiration for the story.

Chapter 8: Saturn

Summary: Loki chooses a terrible time to develop a conscience, thinking he’ll have time to sort himself out and win her back. He doesn’t. (Post Taking Turns.)

Warnings include: Language, character death, and just… so much angst. 

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The mild autumnal breeze did little to soothe Loki’s fevered thoughts. He had put this moment off for so long that he nearly convinced himself that it was unnecessary, or that he could be selfish just a little longer. With every battle they saw together, with every bruise and bloody lip that they shared, mostly at the other’s expense, he knew he couldn’t hold off any longer. Loki sensed trouble brewing in the Universe, trouble that was coming for him. And he thought–no, he knew��that she would put herself in the middle for him without a moment’s hesitation.

He needed to stop this cursed experiment in feelings.

“I have to tell you something.” Loki’s voice was low and hesitant. Becca straightened up, fidgeting and shifting her weight from leg to leg as she watched him almost statuesque against the oak tree.

“I do, too,” she whispered, ducking her head down to hide her burning cheeks. He nodded her ahead and she took a deep breath, her warm brown eyes glancing up at him through long lashes. She looked so sweet and innocent and his heart panged. “I love you, Loki.”

He should’ve definitely gone first.

“I’m sorry you feel that way, Becca.” His words strained to even leave his mouth. All of this felt wrong and raw and he didn’t want to live with the image of her now disappointed face lingering in his mind for as long as she lived. “I’m going with Thor, off to explore. Mother’s… mother is dead and I have a responsibility to help him–”

Her brow furrowed into a deep frown. “A responsibility? You’re kidding me. Thor has actively avoided speaking to you for weeks over this mess with Jane! The only thing you owe Thor is a well-aimed kick for the way he treats you, sometimes.”

“You don’t understand–”

“You’re damn right, I don’t!”

There were tears in her eyes, threatening to spill over. He was expecting her to take it hard, but he could never have imagined it would make her this visibly upset. It almost made him want to reconsider his plans. Almost.

“I tell you that I love you, after months of us tiptoeing around each other and basically living together and you tell me–”

Loki’s face hardened. “I don’t expect a mortal to comprehend these issues.” He knew it was a low blow, but it was necessary. “Thor and I will be around each other for centuries more. It’s easy to forgive a slight with that kind of time.”

“Is it possible for you not to sabotage yourself for once in your fucking life?” Her teeth were clenched, but that did not detract from the jab her words delivered. She was so good at reading him, and from the way he tensed and his breath hitched, she knew it, too.

“I don’t love you.” His words came out slow and even, despite the bitter taste they left behind.

Stark had once told him that just letting her go would not keep her safe. He said to embrace the pain and make sure he would never feel that same terror he did when she was shot, again. Stark hadn’t considered the vast reputation a thousand years of being God of Mischief would build, or the enemies it brought with it. Even then, Loki was worried about his brother’s enemies rather than his own, at the moment. She didn’t need to know about the dark elves, or chaos in the realms–it would only make her volunteer for service.

“I don’t love you,” he repeated, barely a breath, whether to convince her or himself, he was unsure.

“Sure.” Becca laughed mirthlessly, nodding her head. “Pretend whatever you want. I’m not going to beg. Fuck off, Loki. See you when I see you.” Her shoulder brushed his as she walked back towards her apartment, arms wrapped around herself.

He stuffed his hands into his trouser pockets to keep from reaching out for her. “You won’t.”

You taught me the courage of stars before you left How might carries on endlessly even after death With shortness of breath you explained the infinite How rare and beautiful it is to even exist

Becca stood at the rooftop of the Avengers complex, staring at the stars above. In upstate New York, it was easier to see the stars. A corner of her lips tugged upwards as she stared at the burning balls of gas, millions of miles away, recalling each one’s name and story. Loki always had a way of explaining the stars and making their history become permanently engrained in her mind. It was one of the few memories she had with him that didn’t sting like all hell; one of the few moments when she didn’t mind thinking about him.

She had seen him since that day in the park, flashes of him in the complex, but never very long and never alone. Becca had to give it to him–he was stubbornly true to his word. Becca couldn’t conjure a single image of him that wasn’t a blur from the last few years. Thor, sweet as he was, tried not to bring him up, except once to say he had died but that had turned out to be a ruse. She still, stupidly–or sentimentally, whichever was most accurate–, provided both brothers with gear.

I couldn’t help but ask For you to say it all again I tried to write it down But I could never find a pen I’d give everything to hear You say it one more time That the universe was made Just to be seen by my eyes

“Lady Becca.” She sighed, letting her shoulders slump forward. To this day, she had not really forgiven Thor for his part in his brother’s hare-brained plot. He can convince Loki of so damn much, but he could not take five minutes to tell him to reassess what he had done; what he had said. Loki would–and had–risked everything for Thor and his love, but apparently the dedication was one-sided. “Becca.”

“What is it, Thor? Oh–what happened to your eye?” She had turned around, pulling the hoodie, that may or may not have belonged to Loki, tighter around her form. Thor looked worse for wear and there was some emotion in his face that she couldn’t quite place.

“I must speak with you. It’s about Loki.”

Becca scoffed, rolling her eyes. “What is it now? Did he break his AI? Another heat stroke? What?”

“He’s dead.” The words echoed in her head far longer than they should have.

She tried in vain to scramble for her control. “How many times does that make? Two? Three? Loki doesn’t just die, Thor.”

Thor was silent for a very long moment. She expected him to nod and chuckle, tell her she was right and that they should all wait for the frost giant to pop back up. Instead she got a lip quiver and tears streaming down his one good eye. “He loved you so much. He was going to come back for you. I am truly sorry.”

A stone the size of a boulder dropped in her stomach, at once. Her chest was constricting in sheer horror. “No. Thor, you’re wrong. He can't… You’re lying!”

“I’m so sorry.” The floor shook as Thor dropped Stormbreaker and rushed to tighten his arms around Becca.

With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist

There were so many questions left inside of her head. As much as she wanted to ask Thor the who, what, when, where, and why, she couldn’t bring herself to do it. Not when he was sobbing so hard and so loudly that she could almost hear his heart cracking beneath his armor. Thor had never been the best brother to Loki, and she knew that, but there was a genuine affection that he had for his little brother that was twisting at his insides. Whatever promises he had made to support Loki or to make amends for his actions were now gone and those regrets hurt more than his death.

Becca reached the point that she had cried so hard and so desperately that she had to go to the MedBay to pick up a rescue inhaler. She had not needed one in over two decades, but this was the night it was going to get a hell of a lot of use. She sat on the floor of what used to be Loki’s room, staring at the stars out of his window, retelling herself the stories of each of the constellations. The tales of how each orb had been hung in the sky; of the warriors of old that went to Valhalla and populated the night sky; the endless patch of dark that was the Universe and how infinitesimal the probability of their existence was in the grand scheme of things. She tried not to think of his soothing voice, calculating odds of how likely it was that a girl from Midgard would meet a god from Asgard and how they’d won the lottery. How he had won the lottery every second he had her.

Most of all, she tried not to hate the fact that he had left her and turned her back into a statistic, never to feel irrationally lucky ever again. The Universe embraced this new reality.

[iamartemisday]

90 and 32 for Loki and your choice?

Is there really a choice? lol

Pregnancy Fic + Unexpected Virgin

...hoo boy.

Okay, so Loki decides one day to go to Midgard. No real reason why. He’s just bored.

While there, he meets some mildly interesting people, including a young woman about to graduate college named Jane Foster. She’s just escaped an incredibly painful blind date and Loki further helps her avoid the hapless human by pretending to kiss her in an alleyway. Her hot breath on his face actually makes him think of kissing her for real, but that’s a ridiculous notion. What kind of prince would he be cavorting with mortals? 

Regardless, as they talk about life and Jane’s plans for grad school, he finds himself intrigued by her. She’s highly intelligent for her species and while her grip on the Bifrost could not be more basic, if anyone was going to figure it out, he’d say it was her. 

Over the next month or so, Loki starts visiting Midgard and Jane more and more. As far as she knows, he’s another student like her home for summer break. As they grow closer, Loki thinks more and more about what it would be like to kiss her. Finally, the day comes and by Odin, can she ever kiss. 

Of course, there’s no way something like this can last. Even putting aside Loki’s greater longevity, there are so many people out there he’s pissed off. If they know a vulnerable mortal woman has caught his eye, no way they won’t take advantage.

That’s how Jane ends up a hostage of one of Loki’s many enemies. He is able to save her and kill the perpetrator, but he realizes now that their relationship can only end in pain. He knows now just how deeply in love with her he’s fallen. He loves her so much that he can find it in himself to erase every trace of him from her memory. Everything from their first meeting to the day they first kissed. He gives her one more kiss before he leaves her, pouring all his love and magic into it. Along with a wish that one day, somehow, their paths would cross again.

And so, Loki leaves her. Jane wakes up the next morning in her apartment with no recollection of her harrowing adventure or the prince she once loved. It’s as if nothing ever happened. 

Except as the days go by, Jane starts to have some odd symptoms. She’s weirdly sick in the morning and feels faint during the day. She’s moodier than usual, only wants to eat food she hates and gets random headaches.

There is an obvious answer that is also completely impossible. Jane is not ashamed to admit she’s never had sex (like it even matters how long someone waits). In fact, she hasn’t dated since that one awful blind date a few months ago (every time she thinks about it she feels sad for no reason, and she still can’t figure out why). Days later, the symptoms persist. As a joke, she buys a home pregnancy test. Not like it’s going to mean anything.

The test comes back positive.

Jane buys three more. All positive.

She goes to the doctor, who confirms it. 

Pregnant. 

Now, this is a major problem because again, Jane has never had sex. She rarely drinks and hasn’t been to a bar recently. A few guys in her department like her, but there was no way they’d ever do something like that to her. Right? 

The time frame of conception is determined. Jane recalls a day during that time when she did go to the bar, and now that she thinks about it, her memory of that week is a bit spotty...

At that point, Jane, being the determined woman she is, decides she can’t worry about what might’ve happened right now. She needs to think about what is happening. The obvious answer is abortion. That or adoption. How can she, a grad student going into astrophysics of all things, take care of a child? It’s not that she doesn’t want kids, it’s the idea never even crossed her mind because she’s just that focused on her goal. 

Now, motherhood is an actual reality. It’s still early enough for her to make an appointment at the clinic. She’s online researching, still unsure if she’s actually going to call, when she feels something. At first, she thinks she’s imagining it. She feels her stomach and there it is again. The tiniest movement. Maybe not even a movement at all. Maybe just a heartbeat...

At that moment, something fundamental within Jane changes. She closes her current web search and opens a new one on pregnancy guides and nearby baby stores.

A few months later, Jane’s daughter is born. While it’s definitely a bit on the nose given the circumstances, Jane can’t resist writing Christina on the birth certificate. 

It’s not as hard as she thought it would be. Erik and her mother are both huge helps. They immediately fall in love with the baby and watch her while Jane is at school and studying. By the time she gets her degree, Christina is five and has spent the last few years providing constant encouragement for her mother. She walks at Jane’s side during her graduation. She gets a little stuffed bear with a cap and gown while Jane gets her doctorate. 

The next few years are a bit hectic. Jane tries to give Christina as much stability as possible. They live in one place for a few years while Jane teaches at the university and builds up goodwill with the staff in order to get the grant money she needs to fund her research. Her efforts finally pay off when Christina is about to turn nine. Jane sets up her lab in New Mexico and they move there for the summer. They might stay longer depending on what Jane finds, but she doesn’t tell Christina that just yet. She’s already complaining about how boring Puente Antiguo is.

To entertain herself, Christina reads and writes about all sorts of fun adventures she could be having. She’s never showed her mom this, or anyone for that matter, but she has a few strange little talents no one else seems to have. For example, she can sometimes move things around without touching them. One time, she swears she turned a mean kid’s hair blue when he was bullying her and her friends. Snakes seem to really like her. She can’t talk to them like Harry Potter, but they do follow her sometimes. There are tons of snakes in New Mexico, but she’s not too bothered by it. They all seem pretty nice.

Soon Darcy arrives and she more or less bonds with her new boss’s kid. When some guy in town starts hassling Darcy, Christina asks one of her snake friends to make him go away and the guy never comes back. Another guy makes fun of Jane on the street, calling her a crackpot. He rather suddenly trips over nothing and knocks a few of his teeth out. 

Jane does notice a lot of this stuff, but not once does she think to connect it to her innocent daughter. Meanwhile, Christina is well aware that she’s the one doing this. Somehow or other, she does have powers no one else has, and she’s starting to realize just how strong those powers might be.

It all comes to a head with the arrival of Thor. Jane went out with Darcy and Erik to watch for an incoming storm. Christina had to stay home, as this could be dangerous. So, of course, she snuck along in the back hidden under a blanket. She’s right there when Thor falls from the sky. Terrified that they’re all about to die, Christina unleashes a HUGE wave of magic. Big enough to disrupt the bifrost and send Thor flying into a nearby rock formation. He hits his head hard, and as he is now human. this is not an insignificant injury.

In fact, when they get to the hospital, the poor stranger has already slipped into a coma. Jane is left to comfort her hysterical daughter who won’t stop blaming herself for what happened, She finally admits the truth about her powers to Jane and demonstrates by summoning a pen from the nurse’s station. Jane is shocked and has no idea what to do. Christina interprets this as her mother being scared of her and runs away. Jane chases after her. By the time she turns the corner, Christina is gone. Jane searches the entire hospital, but her little girl is nowhere to be found.

Now comes Loki. He’s been pretty out of it ever since losing Jane. Though it’s been close to a decade on Earth, that barely feels like a week to him. Now Thor has been banished, he has some truly uncomfortable questions to ask Odin about his origins, and to top it all off, one of his old enemies has just randomly appeared with a little girl in tow.

(NOTE: I honestly have no idea who the enemy would be. If I actually wrote this I’d just figure it out later)

His enemy mocks him for growing soft and not protecting his progeny like he should have. Loki has no idea what the hell this guy is talking about until he gets a better look at the girl. Her midnight black hair, terrified blue eyes, that face just like a younger Jane.

Jane...

He hadn’t looked in on her since he left. He just couldn’t bring himself to. Now he wishes to all his ancestors that he had. The enemy issues a challenge, daring him to come and save his newfound daughter. He disappears with Christina, and try as he might, Loki can’t trace where they’ve gone. He has a few ideas, but he’s going to need some help.

And he’s going to need to correct some old mistakes as well.

At the hospital, the police have arrived and are searching for the missing girl. Jane curls up in the waiting room, thinking of everything that led them to this point. If only she hadn’t accepted the grant money. If only she’d gone somewhere else to search for bridges. If only she’d paid enough attention to her own fucking child to know that she was literally psychic. Or magic. Or something!

While she cries, a shadow appears over her. When Jane looks up, a tall man with dark hair and eyes like Christina is watching her.

It all comes flooding back.

She remembers Loki. She remembers their kiss, that monster thing that kidnapped her. Loki saved her, and then he told her they’d never see each other again. Then she woke up at home as if from a dream and it was like he never existed at all.

But he had. She knew now that she had, and she had a daughter to prove it.

Which still begs the question of how. She knows now that they definitely didn’t have sex. Loki’s theory is that his magic somehow infused with latent abilities within Jane herself (she might actually have a small percentage of Asgardian in her) and created a child born of them both. It’s a tenuous idea at best, but it’s all he has right now, and who even cares how Christina was conceived. Point is, she exists and she’s been kidnapped and Thor is in a freaking coma now and can’t help them. Time to gear up and save their kid!

Not going to go into too much detail here as I’ve already written way too much. Basically, Loki teaches Jane to harness the magic within. She already knows a few knife tricks from self-defense classes, so Loki gives her a new knife that never dulls and is virtually indestructible. When she’s ready, they strike out to find their daughter in the enemy’s secret hideout. At some point, Thor wakes up and rushes to help his brother. His willingness to go to a far off planet and fight to the death for a child he’s never met makes him worth of Mjolnir again at just the right time. Loki and Jane rescue their little girl, who instinctively knows her father the moment she sees him. The enemy is defeated and now they’re free to start over and live as the family they were always meant to be. 

[dukereviewsmovies]

Duke Reviews: Thor Ragnarok

Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where We Continue Our Look At The Marvel Cinematic Universe...

Where Today We Are Looking At The 3rd Outing For Thor And The Second For The Hulk In Thor Ragnarok..

This Film Finds Thor And Hulk On The Planet Sakaar Where They Must Escape So They Can Stop Thor's Sister, Hela The Goddess Of Death And The Impending Ragnarok, Will They Succeed?

Let's Find Out As We Watch Thor Ragnarok...

The Film Starts In Muspelheim, Where Thor Has Been Captured By A Being Named Surtur (Voiced By Mr. Krabs)...

I Wish I Were Kidding...

Anyway, Surtur Taunts Thor, Telling Him Not Only That Odin Is Not On Asgard But That In His Absence Asgard Is Vulnerable For Him To Unleash Ragnarok By Getting The Eternal Flame From Odin's Vault...

Calling Mijolnir To His Hand, Thor Breaks Out Of His Chains And Fights Surtur's Minions...

(Start At 2:53, End At 4:18)

(End At 1:37)

Returning To Asgard, Thor Meets Heimdall's Replacement, Skurge (Played By Leonard McCoy) Who Tells Him That Heimdall Has Been Declared An Enemy Of The People And Is On The Run. Upset By This News, Thor Goes To See His Father "Odin" Who Is Watching A Play About The Death Of Loki...

Which Has An All Star Cast Including, Luke, Brother Of Thor As Well, Thor, Dr. Alan Grant As Odin And Some Guy Jimmy Kimmel Never Has Time For As Loki...

Seeing Through "Odin's" Deception, Thor Forces Him To Reveal Himself For Who He Is And What A Shock, It's Loki. Taking Him To Earth, He Shows Thor Where He Sent Odin But Unfortunately The Retirement Home He Placed Him In Has Been Demolished...

Taking A Little Time To Talk With His Brother, We Learn As They Do Talk That Thor Broke Up With Jane, Saying That It Was A Mutual Breakup. However, Loki Is Sent Somewhere By Someone Who Leave A Card With An Address To The Sanctum Sanctorum...

Meeting Doctor Strange (Played By Smaug The Terrible) We Get A Version Of The Doctor Strange Mid Credits Scene That Involved Thor And It's Aftermath With Strange Discovering That Odin Is In Norway. Releasing Loki From Where He Sent Him, Strange Sends Thor And Loki To Norway...

Finding Odin, The 2 Brothers Discover That Odin Released Himself From Loki's Spell He Placed Upon Him But He Is Dying And His Time Is Limited As He Tells Them That Hela, The Goddess Of Death, Who Is The Sister They Never Knew Will Be Released From Her Prison When He Dies And That She Is More Powerful Than Both Of Them Combined...

So, Telling His Sons That He Loves Them One Last Time, Odin Dies, Transforming Into Pure Energy...

Angered At Loki For Causing Odin's Death, Any Thoughts Of Vengeance Are Set Aside For The Moment As Hela (Played By Cate Blanchett) Is Released From Her Prison But When The 2 Brothers Refuse To Bow To Her Hela Attacks Them Creating Spears To Fight Them...

Throwing Mijolnir At Her, Hela Just Grabs It And Shatters It As Loki Calls The Bifrost But During Their Return Trip, Hela Throws Both Loki And Thor Out Of The Bifrost. Making Her Way To Asgard, Hela Is Met By Volstagg And Fandral Who She Kills On Sight...

Well, It Makes Signing With The DCEU To Do Shazzam Easy, Right, Zachery Levi?...

Recruiting Skurge To Her Service, Hela Starts Her Takeover Of Asgard As We See That Thor Landed On A Planet Covered In Trash And Wormholes Called Sakaar, Where He's Confronted By Hostile Scavengers Which Thor Manages To Fight Off Till One Of Them Uses An Electrified Net On Him So They Can Beat Him To A Pulp..

But When A Spaceship Lands, A Drunk Woman (Played By Tessa Thompson) Says Thor Is Hers And Fires Her Ship's Guns At The Scavengers Obliterating Them...

Thanking This Woman, She Doesn't Reply And Just Places A Small Disc That Allows Her To Electrocute Thor And Render Him Unconscious At The Touch Of A Button Oh, It Also Prevents Him From Escaping...

Back On Asgard, Hela Faces Asgard's Armies, Led By Hogun Who Will Bow To Her Rule Even When She Tells Them About Odin's Death And That She Has Taken Care Of Thor And Loki, So She Kills Them All...

Wow, A Whole Army And They Couldn't Even Stop Her?!? Boy, Asgard Sucks!

Meanwhile On Sakaar, Thor Awakens To A Holographic Presentation (With Pure Imagination From Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory In The Background, Why?) About Sakaar And The Grandmaster (Played By Ian Malcolm)

Wait A Minute, Dr. Alan Grant And Ian Malcolm Are In The Same Movie And They Don't Have A Scene Together? I Want A Refund!

Anyway, The Grandmaster Is Not Only The Ruler Of Sakaar But Is The Host Of The Gladitorial Contest Of Champions. Buying Thor From The Drunk Woman, So He Can Pit Him Against His Champion In A Battle Saying That If He Wins He Will Earn His Freedom...

Still Restrained, Thor Discovers Loki In The Grandmaster's Company Who Tells Thor That He's Been There For Weeks Earning The Grandmaster's Favor And Is Fitting In Rather Nicely Apparently...

Thrown Into The Gladiator Quarters, We Meet The Funniest People In This Movie, Korg (Voiced By The Director Of This Movie, Taika Waititi) Who is A Kronan And His Friend A Bug Named Miek Who Has Scissors For Hands...

And I Absolutely Love Them!

Anyway, Despite Telling Thor That No One Has Beat The Grandmaster's Champion, Thor Gets Ready To Fight This Man....

Back On Asgard, Hela And Skurge Go To The Throne Room Where Hela Reveals By Destroying The Royal Mural, Another Mural Showing That She Used To Be Odin's Most Powerful Weapon In His Efforts To Create A Powerful Asgardian Empire, But When Her Ambition Outgrew Odin's He Imprisoned Her...

Going Down To Odin's Vault, She Declares Most Everything There To Be Fake, Before Looking At The Casket Of Ancient Winters, Surtur's Crown And The Tesseract Before Looking At The Eternal Flame Which She Uses To Revive The Fallen Soliders From Her Time And Her Pet, The Fenris Wolf To Help Her In Her Conquest...

As Thor Picks His Weapon To Fight The Grandmaster's Champion, He Runs Into The Drunk Woman That Sold Him To The Grandmaster Where He Realizes That She Is An Asgardian Valkyrie, But Unsympathetic To The Plight Of Asgard, Thor Calls Her A Coward Before Being Taken To Get His Hair Cut By Stan Lee...

Stan Lee Cameo!

Before The Fight...

Taken Out To The Stadium Afterwards, Thor Meets The Grandmaster's Champion, Who Happens To Be The Incredible Hulk To Loki's Displeasure And Bad Memories...

Overjoyed To See His Teammate, Thor Attempts To Negotiate With The Hulk But Makes A Mistake When He Accidentally Calls Him Banner...

Back On Asgard, Hela Sits On Her Throne and Talks With Skurge Stating That When Odin Was King She Was His Executioner And Now Skurge Is Hers...

Going To The Bifrost With Her Soldiers, Hela And Skurge Discover The Bifrost Sword Missing Which Means One Thing, Heimdall Has Returned And Has Taken It From Them, Stopping Hela From Conquering All The Realms For Now...

Attempting To Round Everyone Up To Discover Where Heimdall Is, Hela Sends Her Soliders Including The Woods But While Chasing Some People, Heimdall Arrives And Kills Hela's Undead Soliders Before Taking The People Back To His Hideout In The Mountains Where He Has Been Organizing A Resistance Against Hela...

Finding Himself In The Lap Of Luxury With A Naked Hulk...

Which Is Something I Never Wanted To See...

He Tells Thor That He Arrived In The Quinjet He Stole From Ultron In Age Of Ultron, And That He's Not Going Back To Earth As Here He Is Respected, Where On Earth...

Well, Let's Just Say The Bad Hulk Has Done On Earth Has Kind Of Outweighed The Good He's Done At This Point In The MCU...

Upset At This, Thor Tries To Leave But Gets Shocked By A Force Field On The Door Meant For Him. So, With Hulk Going To Train With Valkyrie, Thor Tries To Mentally Reach Heimdall Who Tells Thor Some Stuff I've Already Said, That He's Working On Evacuating People From Asgard And That They Don't Have Much Time...

Later That Evening, Thor Is Mad At The Hulk But It Eventually Leads To A Bonding Moment Between The 2 That Gets Hulk To Help Thor Talk To Valkyrie, To Try To Convince Her To Help Again And To Steal The Control Device So He Can Release The Disc On His Neck...

Breaking Through The Window, Thor Makes For The Quinjet (Which Is Still In Good Shape For What It Is) But The Hulk Starts Wrecking The Ship When He Doesn't Want Thor To Go...

Because If He Goes, It's Just Him And Valkyrie!

However, When Thor Comes Across An Old Video Of Black Widow Trying To Contact The Hulk From Age Of Ultron, Hulk Starts To Turn Back Into Banner Who's Been The Hulk Since Sokovia Which Leads Banner To Freak Out...

As The Hulk Had Completely Taken Over And He Has Absolutely No Memory Of The Past Few Years Which Has Him Start To Fear That If He Becomes The Hulk Again, Banner Won't Come Back...

Back In The Grandmaster's Chamber, He Gives Loki And Valkyrie Orders To Find Thor And The Hulk, But After Loki Shows Valkyrie A Vision Of Herself And Her Sisters Against Hela All Those Years Ago Which Ended With Only Her Surviving To The Point That She Drank To Try To Drown Her Misery, She Decides To Help Thor And Banner Escape...

Kidnapping Loki, He Tells Thor That His Favor With The Grandmaster Has Paid Off And That He Has All The Security Codes To The Grandmaster's System All They Need To Do Is Take Him With Them. However As Thor And Banner Decide To Take Loki Or Not Valkyrie Tries To Find A Way Back To Asgard But Thor Tells Her That The Only Way Back Is Through The Devil's Anus...

That Looks Absolutely Nothing Like Kathy Bates' Nude Scene From About Schmidt...

Only One Problem, Valkyrie's Ship Will Never Survive It Which Leads Them To Release Korg, Miek And The Other Prisoners From Their Cells...

But Despite Helping Thor Get To The Grandmaster's Luxury Ship, The Commodore Which He Only Uses For Orgies Apparently...

Aww, Man! Now I'm Going To Have That Image Of Jeff Goldblum At An Orgy In My Head For Hours, Thanks Thor Ragnarok!

Loki Betrays Thor, Sounding The Alarm As He Escapes But Knowing He Would Thor Placed The Same Disc That Valkyrie Placed On Him On Loki, Saying To Him That He Will Always Be The God Of Mischief But He Could Be More...

Going Through The Devil's Anus, They Arrive At Asgard Just As Hela Is About To Assault The Fortress Where Heimdall Is Hiding People From Asgard, But When Thor Calls Her Back To The Throne Room, Hela Faces Off Against Thor...

(Start At 1:22)

Realizing That The Destruction Of Asgard Was Inevitable, Thor Thanks Loki For Returning For Him And The 2 Brothers Reconcile, Before Taking The Captain's Chair And Assuming His Birthright As King Of Asgard With His Friends And Family By His Side As They Set A Course For Earth...

We Get A Mid Credits Scene Where Loki Wonders If He Will Be Welcome On Earth After Everything He Did In The First Avengers Movie But With Thor Telling Him That He'll Deal With Everything But Not Before Dealing With A Giant Spaceship That Will Ruin The Happy Ending That Came From This Movie...

We Also Get A End Credits Scene With The Grandmaster Confronted By The People Who Used To Be His Slaves As He Tries To Declare A Draw To No Success...

And That's Thor Ragnarok And It's The Best Thor Movie Ever!

The Story's Great, The Characters Are Great And Hillarious And I Like Hela As The Bad Guy But I Think They Shouldn't Have Had Skurge The Executioner In This Movie Without The Person He Actually Serves, The Enchantress (Yeah, I Know They Had A Character Called Enchantress In Suicide Squad But Marvel's Enchantress Is Alot More Sexier Than Her) But Aside From That Criticism I Defiantly Say, See It...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off..

[thorscock-y]

Library (Loki x reader)

Request: Anon asked,  Hi I saw that requests were opened, so can you plz write something with Loki x a very flirty (and kinda dirty minded) reader ending in smut? Thank you in advance!

Warnings: Smut, NSFW Images, 18+, Oral, female receiving, Unprotected sex, 

Authors Note: I added a little plot to this just because my literature self can’t just jump into a story so yeah haha, enjoy love. PSA, no gifs belong to me, rightful credit to owners. 

Masterlist

It was a calm sunny day in New York, traffic was light which meant there wasn’t much honking to be heard and it just helped with the peaceful silence. You were in your room, reading one of your favorite books. Cuddled up in your warm fuzzy blanket, still in your pj’s, you decided today would be a lazy day since you had no plans ahead of you. Or so you thought. 

A knock on your door causes you to look up from your book. As you’re about to reply, the door opens anyway without consent for the person to come in. You know for sure that this is Jane. The two of you share a nice apartment together, best friends since you were a little, and the brunette always knocks but never waits for an answer if she can come in or not. 

She enters, a face full of smile and excitement. 

“Well, come in.” You say, sarcastically. 

“Come to Asgard with me!” She’s practically jumping off of her feet with excitement.

Confused by her statement, you set down your book then sit up in your bed. Did you just hear this woman right? Go to Asgard. Somewhere you’ve never been but have been dying to go ever since you’ve heard about the beautiful place. It’s something you’ve been studying for years now with Jane

“What?” You ask, eyebrows furrowed. 

“Well, I know how you’ve been wanting to go for a while so last night I was talking to Thor about it, asking if you could go and all and guess what? He’s all for it!” She’s jumping up and down like a happy five year old. Obviously she can’t contain her excitement. “He consulted with his dad and he gave him the get go that it’s okay to bring you, this time.”

“Are you serious?” A huge smile is planted on your face as you flip over the covers, hopping out of bed. 

“Yes, I am not even joking with you right now so get ready.” 

Your eyes widen in astonishment. 

“Wait, we’re leaving today? Now?” Your plans of having a day off had been canceled though you didn’t mind. You loved your comfy bed but going to Asgard was a far way better choice. It had just caught you so off guard that you’d be going as of now. 

“Yes, we’re leaving in like ten minutes, Thor’s here.” 

“Thanks for the heads up.” You began to scramble around in your gores, looking for a suitable outfit to wear. 

Jane shrugged. 

“Sorry, I didn’t find out until a minute ago now would you just throw something on? I’m excited for you to see everything there, it’s so beautiful.” 

“What do they even wear in Asgard?” 

“Honestly, it doesn’t matter. Just get dressed, we’ll be waiting.” With a quick grin, she’s out the door. 

“Such a help.” You mutter to yourself then just throw on something casual and simple. A white cotton sweater with black jeans and knee high boots. You walked over to the mirror, to make sure everything looked alright. As you were about to began to adjust some things, Jane came rushing back into the room. 

“Great, you look perfect, let’s go.”

There was no fighting this woman, so you complied and let her drag you out of your room and into the living room where Thor was. He was sitting on the couch, in human clothes. You had gotten used to this; him being here and all. He was like a brother to you, the two of you got a long very well. He saw you as a sister as well. 

“Hey big guy,” You say. 

“Hello to you, lady Y/N.” he stands up, pulling you into a big bear hug. 

“How many times do I have to tell you to just call me by my name and not “lady Y/N?” It sounds weird.” 

“Forgive me but it is how we formally greet each other back in Asgard though I don’t tend to hug any woman except my mother there so you and Jane are the lucky ones.”

“Mhm, I’m pretty sure you and Jane do more than hugging from what I hear.” You recall the sounds of them, all through the night doing God knows what. All you know is you’re never going to forget those nights where Jane and Thor get carried away. The loud moans from the both of them make you want to throw up. 

Jane blushes and looks down while Thor seems to be quite the opposite. He’s glad to be hitting that ass every night. 

“Well what can I say? Jane is a woman of vulnerability under my touch and-”

Jane claps and interrupts him before he can say more. 

“Alright, time to go! No more discussion of our sex life or there won’t be one anymore.” 

You laugh and it’s not a moment more until you guys are on the road. Jane is driving to the spot where you guys first met Thor and she hit him with the car. Oh how that was the funniest thing ever, who would’ve known that would lead to you actually going to Asgard right now at this very moment. You flood Thor and Jane (but mostly Thor) with questions of what Asgard looks like and what’s it like there and if it’s like your research. Sure Jane has told you everything there is to know considering she’s been there quite a few times but you wanted to hear it from the man who’s lived there for basically his whole life. 

Thor just told you to wait until you get there so you sat back and tried to envision what you were in store for. Soon enough you guys are standing in the grass and Thor yells something about a Bifrost and you knew what a Bifrost was from your research. You hold onto him tightly, Jane on the other side and then you’re flying high in the air.

Afraid you’ll fall, you clutch onto Thor very tightly. Your heart is hammering out of your chest as you look up and around you and see a rainbow like shimmer. When you arrive in Asgard, your breath is taken away for you have never seen anything more beautiful than the scene above you. It was more than you imagined, more than you dreamed. 

You gasp, grinning from ear to ear. 

“Beautiful isn’t it?” Thor asks. 

Loss for words, you nod, still taking in the sight of the place. 

“Come on, let me introduce you to my family and then you can venture.” 

Thor introduces you to Frigga, Odin and a few of his friends. They’re very kind people and your legs are shaking as you speak to the king and queen. It’s just that you had never met royalty and even though you were meeting them in a mystical world, it was still all very surreal. You can’t believe you’re actually here.

The first place you became really interested in was their library. What they taught the kids here was exquisite, more advanced then what they teach on earth. Thor and Jane had went on to do their own “thing”, trusting that you would be okay on your own so that left you alone in the huge library. 

The library was Loki’s quiet place. To get away from everyone because he didn’t like anyone. All he ever hears is talk of his perfect brother, so why even bother to linger in the kingdom? The people of Asgard knew it to be Loki’s place so that’s why they never dared to go there. 

Seeing you in his forbidden area had him angry yet you intrigued him. Beautiful, curvy slim waist with a nice ass. Loki was for sure an ass man alright. You’re struggling to reach a book so he comes to your aid, finding it the perfect opportunity to began messing with you. 

“Now,” You jump at the voice and turn to your side to see a man. Tall, sleek black hair, pale skin but the hot type of pale. He was the drop dead sexiest man you’d ever seen. “I know you are not from Asgard by the way you dress, so may I ask who you are and what are you doing here, earthling?” 

You gulp and turn to look at the man, towering over you. The desire to reach the book has vanished your mind.

“Well I came here with Thor. He wanted to show me Asgard.” You say, not breaking eye contact with him. He’s so damn cute, you’re usually one to not pay that much attention to men and focus on your investigations but this man was making you want to throw all those rules out the door. Yes, he was that fucking hot. 

“Thor? Of course.” He grabs the book that you were trying to get and holds it out for you. “I don’t remember Thor ever bringing beautiful women to Asgard. If he had, I would’ve remembered a beautiful face such as yours.” 

And that is the start of your relationship with Loki or whatever it was.You honestly weren’t sure what to call it. As you continued to visit Asgard more often, the more the bond between you grew. The endless flirting, the longing glances between each other when no one was looking. Leaving was the worst part but coming back was your favorite.

“You’re killing me, love.” He said, one day.

 You were bent over picking up a book, you had “accidentally” dropped on the floor. You wore a skirt on purpose so your sexy lace panties could be seen over your round ass, the ass Loki loved to watch while you walked anywhere. To see it almost bare had his cock twitching with excitement and he fought the urge to bend you over the table and take you right there. 

“Oops, I’m just so clumsy.” You say innocently, knowing what you were doing was driving him crazy. Just to mess with even more, you dropped another book in attempt to get the other. “Oh darn, I just keep dropping books.” 

Loki’s done keeping restraint, all he knows is he wants to touch you now and the God of Mischief always get’s what he wants. He gets up from his chair, teleporting over to you. You don’t notice he’s there until you feel his cold hands around your waist, and his crotch on your ass. Your smirk to yourself at the reaction you got out of him. He pulls you so your back is to his chest. 

“Feeling a little risque today, darling?” He says in your ear. 

“Nope.” You say, pulling away from him. You set the books down on the shelf.  He groans lowly. “I’m actually feeling a bit.........bored. Are you bored?”

“Bored? With me? My feelings are infinitely hurt and no, I’m never bored when in the company of the most gorgeous girl in the world.” 

Not impressed, you turn around, pretending to scan the shelves of books while walking away. 

“I bet you call all the women here gorgeous.”

 He follows you. 

“No, I don’t. No woman is as gorgeous as you are.”

 Even though you saw Loki as this sultry arrogant asshole, you took notice of how his attention was never on any of the other women in the kingdom. None of the servants, none of the women from Midgard, his eyes only were always on you. And it was true, Loki only had eyes for you. He enjoyed the flirtatious games the two of you had. 

“Yeah.....okay.” You loved toying with him, it was all part of the fun. 

“Honestly, do you truly think,” He once again teleported in front of you so you had no choice but to stop walking. “Any women could measure up to your beauty?”

“I don’t know,” You shrugged then dangerously moved closer to him. You put a fingertip on his chest, twirling it around. “How about you prove it to me?”  

Loki knew exactly what you had in mind. A cunning smile spread across his face and before you knew it, you were pinned against the wall, Loki’s hands on your waist. You gasp at the suddenness of everything. “

You, my dear, have no idea what you’re in store for.” he says wickedly and then he’s kissing you, hungrily and wanting. Weeks and weeks of lust pushed through him. This is all he’s wanted to do since the moment he laid eyes on you and you felt the same as well. 

You kiss back, not caring of the possibility of someone walking in any minute to catch the two of you. Loki flicks his tongue over your bottom lip wanting to be let in but you smirk into the kiss and decide to tease him by not letting him. He groans into the kiss then moves his hand down under your skirt and begins to massage your clothed clit. You moan and he takes that as his chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, gaining his dominance.

  Asshole 

You move your hand to his chest the other around his neck, wanting to touch him. You’ve been craving this for the longest time now, the feeling of Loki’s lips on yours, his touch, his fingers, all of it had your body heating up and wetness was pooling at your core. He was still rubbing you, softly and slowly but that didn’t last long as he pulled away from the kiss. He placed sloppy wet kisses all over your neck before sinking to his knees. You were startled by this action, not sure what he was doing.

 “Relax, kitten.” He spoke softly, glancing up at you.

He reached beneath your skirt, then pulled your panties down. You stepped out of them then Loki took them, tucking them into his back pocket. As you were about to object to that, just to be stubborn, he placed a kiss to your thigh, and then another, and then another each one coming closer to your heat. 

His lips were cold due to being a son of a frost giant and all but you didn’t mind. The contrast of temperature between his cold skin and your warm skin felt good. 

He slid his hands to your thighs spreading them apart then didn’t waste anymore time as pulled up your skirt then captured your clit into his mouth, sucking. You bit your lip, not wanting to moan to give him the satisfaction that he was pleasuring you. He noticed and began licking over your glistening folds while gripping onto your thighs tightly. Fuck, it felt so good that you couldn’t help but let out a small soft moan.

 He smirked to himself then continued on with his deadly acts. He delves deeper, licking past your folds and over your slit. Your hands involuntary grips onto his dark locks, a moan escaping your lips. He groaned in response, delving deep into your pussy. Your taste was like non other, and he couldn’t wait to taste what your juices tasted like flowing into his mouth. He pulled away placing a kiss on your inner thigh before sliding a finger into you, then adding another in after. 

You threw your head back onto the wall, your whimpers following. He kisses your clit softly then begins to flick his tongue over it while thrusting his fingers in and out of you. Your breathing is ragged, your chest heaving up and down from the immense pleasure Loki is bringing you.

 His hand moves to the back of your knee, pulling your legs further apart so he can taste more of you. He curls his fingers inside of you, your orgasm slowly approaching you as he does this. His tongue is fast, licking over your bundle of nerves bringing you close to the edge. Your grip on his hair tightens and you moan. Your walls clenched around his digits, his tongue still swirling figure eights on your clit, enticing pleasure within you. 

His mouth was amazing, you didn’t know how to act. Soon enough you were coming onto his fingers and onto his face, letting out a loud relieving moan that rang all through the walls of the library. It really is good no one ever uses this library except for Loki. He continues to kiss on your clit, pulling his fingers out of you.

 He throws your leg over his shoulder then is lapping at your juices not wanting to miss a single drop. Your hips jerked forward, sensitive from the previous orgasm but you still enjoyed the feeling of his mouth on you. He nibbled on your clit gently before placing a quick kiss on your pussy then pulling away. 

He stood up so you were now face to face. His chin was dripping with your wetness. He licked his lips before wiping his face with the back of his palm.

 “You taste divine,” He said, huskily. Your legs are still slightly numb and you’re still a bit breathless from that amazing orgasm. 

He kisses your lips, hard and rough and you kiss back, wrapping your hands around his neck, deepening the kiss. You can taste yourself on his cold lips and that sends shivers down your spine. You moan into the kiss, loving his dominance. He pulls away from the kiss, leaning his forehead against yours.

 “But I’m afraid I’m not done with you yet, darling.” Before you can speak he turns you around, applying a hard smack to your ass. 

You yelp in surprise then Loki grabs your skirt dragging it quickly down your legs. You put your hands on the wall to steady yourself as you hurriedly step out of it. Next he unbuttons your blouse then slides it off of you, all of this being done very quickly. He’s so eager to be inside of you, and you’re eager to feel him inside of you, both of you were longing for this moment.

Next he unbuckles his pants, sliding them down along with his briefs. His cock is erect and you feel it against your butt causing you to moan from the interaction.

 He kisses your shoulder then teases you, flicking the tip over your enlarged numb. You whine in anticipation. 

“Loki, please.”

 “What is that? Do I hear a plea coming from your sweet little mouth?” 

Seriously? He was going to be his usual arrogant self now? 

“Yes, just please. My king, please.” You know from what Loki has told you, he wants to rule the world so badly so you thought calling him that would spice it up.

The name sets him off and then he slams into you without warning making you cry out in pleasure. Your walls feel like heaven around him but he gives you a second to adjust. When you give him the get go he then once again thrust inside of you, his pubic bone bouncing off of your ass and then he does it again, not stopping. He grabs your hips tightly while you hold onto the wall for support, soft moans leaving your mouth.

You shivered as you felt the absolute thickness of Loki, pumping inside of you not ever imagining it to be this good. Sure, you dreamt of it, daydreamed of this very moment but never suspected that Loki would have the expertise to be this good. His godlike dick was also helping, sending you into a world of pure bliss. He was truly a God in every way. 

Loki watched the way your beautiful ass bounced on his hardened dick, the way your wetness coated his shaft, and the feeling of your walls around him. It was all a beautiful moment that he never wanted to end with you. The way your angelic moans filled the air turned him on even more. He loved pleasuring you like this. 

You whimpered as your legs were beginning to shake from the unstopping hard pleasurable thrusts Loki was bringing. The sounds of his skin slapping against yours echoed around the library, sweat broke out onto your bodies making the moment even more hot and bothered then it already was. 

The fullness of him is heavenly. He groans then moves deeper into you. Oh, now you can feel him into the brim causing a tingle to erupt into your stomach, your libido rising like crazy. 

Wanting to feel your skin even more, Loki yanks you to him roughly so your back is near to his chest. His hand moves to your throat, the other holding your breast. You can feel him deeper inside of you causing your eyes to roll to the back of your head, the pleasure becoming too much for you to handle. 

You could feel his breath fanning on your ear, as he continued on to pummel into your pussy relentlessly. Your mouth was wide open in a silent moan. With each new thrusts, he rammed deeper making your body convulse just by that action. You felt it again, that same feeling deep down in darkest part of your body. You were going to come, soon. 

Tightly your walls engulfed Loki’s cock and he groaned at the feeling. One hand came and rubbed over you clit fast building up your nerves, your orgasm approaching quickly. 

“Oh, Loki, I’m-”

“I know dear.” He kissed your neck, licking and nipping and before you know it your orgasm is raging through you. You moaned out loudly. It wasn’t long until his cock twitched inside of you and spurring hot loads of come inside of you. His come mixes with yours and he doesn’t stop as he rides out both of your highs. Your eyes are hooded with lust. 

Loki grips your neck harder, turning your head to the side to capture your lips in his as he continues to fuck you but slowly and sensually now. You moan into his mouth, relishing in this moment. He pulls away and pecks your lip. He pulls out of you as well then turns you around. Both of you are breathing hard from that amazing fuck. 

“Was that enough proof?” He asks, a mischievous grin plastered on his face. 

You wrap you hands around his neck pulling him close to you, so your noses are touching. “More than enough.” 

Quick question for you guys, should I post with or without the gifs in between fanfics?

[fandomfindings]

Controlling

Pairing(s): (Bucky Barnes x reader) (Thor x sibling!reader) (Loki x sibling!reader)

Word Count: 1.9K

Warning(s):Semi-rude jokes 

Summary:You are Thor’s and Loki's younger sibling and they get protective and a bit controlling when they find out you're dating Bucky.

Please note that a lot of the jokes made in this imagine I do not mean. This is meant to be light-hearted and fun, please do not take some of the harsher jokes seriously.

You were wandering around the tower in search of your boyfriend Bucky. You two were supposed to meet up for your daily jog but he was nowhere to be seen. You had checked your room, his room, and even Steve’s room but nothing. The last place you thought to check was the training room.

As you got closer and closer to the training room you began to hear familiar voices. The voices of your two older brothers and they obviously weren’t talking to each other but to your poor boyfriend.

“What are your true intentions with our sibling?” questioned Loki giving Bucky a cold stare.

“In one word how would describe the internet?” Thor questioned honestly causing Loki and Bucky to look at him confused.

“The inter what?” Bucky wondered.

"You've got to be kidding me.” You muttered to yourself as you fully walked into the training room. You moved to stand next to Bucky and wrapped an arm around his waist, he copied your actions and smiled to you lovingly.

“Can I have a word with my brothers?" You questioned Bucky, moving your gaze from him to your brothers to send them a glare.  

"Yeah of course. I'll see you later." Bucky said and kissed your forehead before leaving.

Loki rolled his eyes at the intimate interaction between you two. Thor’s response, however, was a little different considering he bucked at Bucky as he left the room, confusing not only Bucky but you and Loki alike. This was something he surely picked up from a Midgardian.

"What is wrong with you?" You asked Thor once Bucky was no longer in sight.

"Is that not how Midgardians intimidate others?" Thor questioned. You were about to try and correct him but he honestly was kind of right.

"That's not the point. What I really want to know is why you two are interrogating my boyfriend.” You stated crossing your arms across your chest in a judging manner.

"Isn't it obvious? We do not believe he is good enough for you. You could do so much better really." Loki commented.

"For your information I really like Bucky." You argued.

"He's an assassin.” Loki pointed out trying to counter your supposed argument.

"Ex-assassin which he technically had no control of.” You began. “You really have no room to speak so ill of him, you tried to enslave his entire race. Need I also remind you that you killed 80 people in 2 days.” You once again argued.

"Don't bring up my past."

“Then don’t interrogate my boyfriend.”

Days passed and you thought your brothers had got the message but you were wrong. The next time you saw all three of them in a room together you were already scared. What could they possibly be up to now?

“You must prove that you are worthy of (Y/N) and the only way to do that is by lifting my hammer,” Thor instructed as he placed the hammer on the table before Bucky. Bucky didn’t know this but it was basically impossible for anyone but Thor to lift his hammer.

Bucky grabbed the hammer by its handle and began to pull at it. To no one’s surprise, the hammer did not budge. Bucky went to try again but you stopped him.

“They’re just messing with you, Buck. I wouldn’t give them the satisfaction.” You told him and rubbed his arm soothingly. You once again asked Bucky to leave you alone with your brothers and he did,but not with a kiss to your lips first. Once he left you looked to your brothers with annoyance evident upon your features.

Before you could lecture them Thor spoke, “He is obviously not worthy of you.”

"And a Midgardian no less, "Loki added.

"Thor dated Jane." You rebutted.

"Yes, but he is an idiot.”Loki began but was cut off by Thor.

"Hey!" Thor interjected, offended by what Loki had said about him, but Loki paid him no mind.

Loki continued, “I expect better for you."

“What is that suppose to mean.” You said appalled at Loki’s words. He can’t just go around belittling the people you care about.

“He has the name of a horse," Thor said, causing you and Loki to look him questioningly.

Regardless of his weird side note, you contradicted it by saying, "His real name is James.”

"Then where does the Bucky come from?” Thor questioned.

"The Buchanan in his name.”

"You just said his name is James,” said Loki.

"He is making a liar of you,” Thor said in distress causing you to groan.

 “Would you two shut up! His full name is James Buchanan Barnes.” You explained trying to put some sense into your brother’s head.

"What an atrocious name he has,” Loki mentioned wanting to add more cons to why you shouldn’t be dating Bucky, but it wasn’t going to work.

"What an atrocious face you have.”You countered as a child would.

"People say we favor in the face so what a horrible thing to say.”

"You're adopted!” You exclaimed finally reaching your boiling point.

"You're mom's adopted,” Loki said under his breath feeding into your child like behavior. He words however were still not low enough for you not to hear.

"We have the same mother!”You yelled completely disregarding what you had just said.

"You just said I was adopted!” Loki yelled back actually noticing that you contradicted yourself.

"You both are adopted so such your faces,” Thor said trying to be the voice of reason in the situation. However, what he spoke confused you.

"Wait am I adopted?” You wondered out loud.

"I wouldn't be surprised really,” Loki stated.

" Yes who knows what Odin was up to back then,” said Thor.

"We're getting off topic. Whether I’m adopted or not you two still do not have the right to control who I see fit as a significant other.”

"We're not controlling just suggesting that you look into other options,” Thor said trying to diffuse the conflict a bit.

"No, we're controlling," Loki said bluntly as he crossed his arms across his chest. You point at Loki trying to tell Thor that Loki was right. They were controlling.

The conversion continues on for a while until you get fed up. You use your powers to in a since glue their lips closed, so you can try to get your point across once again.

"Look I appreciate the concern but nothing that you two oafs say will get me to end my relationship with Bucky.” You said and turned to leave the room knowing that they could free themselves from the weak magic you used on them.

For the next couple of days, you avoided your brothers. However, they were obviously not avoiding you. Every time you were with Bucky you would turn in a direction to see one or both of them there spying on you. You thought that was the worst it could get but you were sadly mistaken.

Today was a new day and you were going to try your best to have a peaceful day with Bucky. However, as soon as you saw him you knew something was wrong. Something was different about him and you knew exactly what it was. This wasn't Bucky at all, it was Loki appearing to look as so. This was getting ridiculous.

"Hey, Buck." You said going in for a kiss knowing Loki would dodge it. He does by placing his hand on your face stopping you in your tracts. You giggle at his reaction. This should be fun.

"I'm sick and I don't want you to get sick either," Loki said as an excuse not to kiss you even though Bucky would in an instant.

"Oh come on we've swapped more than spit while one of us was sick." You said sending a wink to the fake Bucky. You see him physically tense as you said the words causing you to internally laugh. You could tell that you were making your older brother uncomfortable and you loved it.

You two decided to watch a movie but you were too distracted from trying to get under Loki’s skin. Every time you would try to get closer to him he would move away almost twice that distance. You grew tired of his games and wanted to move things along.

"What is up with you today is something wrong?” You asked innocently trying not to make it evident that you knew it was Loki pretending to be Bucky.

"Actually I think we should break up.” ‘Bucky’ said.

"Fine, if that's what you want. Though it’s kind of hard to break up if we were never dating in the first place.”

" I’m sorry what?” Loki questioned a little confused.

"I can't date my brother can I Loki. " You said sending him a distasteful grimace. Loki's eyes go wide and he quickly stands to his feet ridding himself of the impression magic.

"Look.” Loki began.

"No, you look. You can't just go around meddling in my life. And to disguise yourself as him is five steps too far. Honestly, what is wrong with you?”

"We just want what is best for you,” Loki said trying to calm you down. He realized that he and Thor had finally overstepped many boundaries.

"He's what’s best for me! If you couldn't tell from your hours of stalking he makes me happy. He makes me a better person just by being in the same room as me. He is kind, sweet and actually cares about me. He listens when I need listening to and he speaks when I need to be spoken to. And let's not forget that he can put up with you and Thor's shit." You finish, leaving Loki stunned.

You go to leave the room but not without one last thing. "By the way, his eyes are blue, not brown, know your subject big brother."

That night after your encounter with Loki you ranted to Bucky about how intolerable they were being. You were tired of your brother’s antics and Bucky could tell. He decided to take matters into his own hands after you had fallen asleep.

He went off to find your brothers which was honestly a bit of a task. He surprisingly found them in the library reading parenting books. Bucky took this aspect with a grain of salt and decided to have a chat with them.

“Listen I know you don’t think I’m good enough for (Y/N) and you may be right but I know how much love I have to give and I know that (Y/N) has all of it. I appreciate that you both care so much about your younger sibling but this is getting a bit out of hand. I don’t have to prove my worth or love to either of you, as long as (Y/N) knows it I’m happy.”

“You’re right,” said Thor.

“And another thing.” Bucky began but stopped once he realized what Thor had said. ”Wait what?”

“He said you’re right. We got a bit too overprotective but can you really blame us. We love our younger sibling, we just wanted to make sure you truly did as well.” Loki explained solemnly.

“Well, I could have told you that.” You said making your presence known to the three gentlemen. You walked over to give your brothers a hug for they had finally seen the error in their ways.

“Are we done with this whole ordeal?” Bucky questioned bringing you into a side hug.

“Yes,” Thor said smiling from ear to ear. You smiled to Bucky and happily placed a kiss onto his lips.

“As long as we don’t have to see any of that,” said Loki as you and Bucky continued to kiss.

A/N: Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed this imagine as much as I enjoyed writing it. I wish I could have written this better and in a shorter amount of time but you win some and you lose some. Anyway please let me know what you guys think!

Lots of Love <3

[brightsun-and-darkmidnight]

Heartbeat: A Fragile Reminder

TITLE: Heartbeat: A Fragile Reminder

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 21 / ?

AUTHOR: brightsun-and-dark midnight

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki falling in love with a Midgardian and his words to Thor about Jane during Dark World coming back to haunt him. “It would be a heartbeat. You would never be ready.”

RATING:  M for Mature

NOTES/WARNINGS: ~▪︎~FOR THE WHOLE STORY~▪︎~

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Check Masterlist. It's going to be a long read. I try to keep each chapter around 3,000 words.

My Ao3: brightsun_and_darkmidnight

!-!TRIGGER WARNING(S)!-!

So many triggers, read ALL of them!

Swearing. Angst. Death. Depression. Violence. Self-harm. Regret. Carelessness for safety. Doubts. Torture. NSFW. Smut. Fluff. And Of Course- Mischief.

Summary: The new image.

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Alicia woke up in pain. Her head was splitting and her stomach- Alicia jumped out of bed and barely made it to the bathroom. As the annoying dry heaving continued, Alicia noticed she was prepared for this morning. Hair tied up and in suitable clothes to get rid of or to lounge in. Loki must have,

"Love. Breakfast is here." Speaking of him...

Alicia saw Loki in comfortable clothes… oh she hoped could relax today. Her head remained in the toilet for another minute as she gasped and tried to relax. She wiped a stray hair back. Loki gave her a warm cloth he actually rinsed by hand. Alicia breathed carefully and flushed the source of the terrible scent in the air.

"You don't have to be here, smell that."

Loki chuckled, "You obviously forgot last night."

Alicia stopped momentarily to ask, "what did I do...oh no. Susan…" Alicia knew it was not going to be good...

Loki took great interest in his sleeve, "most of it is being replayed on the news."

Alicia rinsed her mouth then sighed. Loki chuckled at her deep sigh as she went to the common area. The TV showing Alicia being held back by Loki, her snarling something about her list. Alicia rolled her eyes and trudged to the table.

"Do you remember anything?"Jane was glancing at Alicia.

Alicia lifted her hand and teetered it by the sides in a lazy way. "I know that guy pissed me off. I imagine that was a death sentence." She shrugged as she poked her food, eating toast instead. Marcibeth was sure to find the guy, he was probably being tortured right now as she drank her coffee and ate a microwave sandwich.

"We need to go over the mission for that information on Luit. But you are cleared for the rest of the day, Alicia."

"Thanks Thor." Alicia mumbled as she took a sip of orange juice. She felt better after eating but her stomach still hurt. She went to the library and found some interesting books. Some were Asgardian. Alicia ran her fingers over the patterns wondering what the beautiful curves and dashes said. 

She felt the gentle yet firm hands on her, wrapping around her as a heavy head was placed on her shoulder. A smooth and low voice she first fell in love with spoke, "the witch found peace among her visions. Her real eyes might have been stolen long ago, but she was able to see the future before everyone else. Knew what to say to keep a peace around her. She saw moments of new family members in her arms and was able to see the wonderful faces of her grandchildren. Knowing about her death approaching, she pushed further and saw the birth of her very distant descendant. Full of power as if a pure blooded family member despite the mixture of many bloodlines. The descendant saw the worst of the future.. however the descendant made the best choice to save all of existence-with a sacrifice of her……."

Alicia fingered the bloodied page, "it doesn't finish?"

"It is a prophecy from thousands of years ago. A very crafty healer was able to speak this as a story, but could not tell the price. No one is sure if this prophecy happened yet…. There are many visions that foretold great loss."

Alicia hummed, "Will I lose my eyes?"

"Some witches do...it is common for them to look in the future to be able to see. As said in the story."

Alicia didn't want to lose her eyesight.. she could barely handle visions now. She couldn't even remember them. How would she be able to force a vision? Would she remember? Would she forget what everyone looked like? What if she had children and never saw their faces the same time Loki did? Would she trip over things and be clumsy? She turned and took in Loki's face. Admiring the sharp features, dark curls that were untamed and fell beautifully, then those eyes...

"I don't want to lose my eyes. I don't want to forget what you look like." Her hand rested on his cheek, traced his jaw then pulled him by the neck. She kissed everywhere. Holding the book so it would not get between them once lips met and he pulled her closer. "I love you. So much." Her forehead rested with his. "Can we just… I don't know… I would like a little space...having you around is..comforting.. could we relax separately but in the same room?"

"I love that idea."

Alicia smiled when he placed a light lingering kiss on her forehead.

Loki was staring at her, "Would you like to relax here after the meeting?"

Alicia nodded and then the AI told everyone to meet for the mission preparations.

Alicia sighed as she heard everyone talk. She healed her headache and spoke with a clearing head, "Look. We just need to stalk around, listen to conversations, take those who know important things, and ship them to my sister."

"You would be surprised as to what people put on computers." Natasha suggested to stick with the original mission.

Loki informed everyone, "Luit does not record anything."

Valkyrie spoke up, "His partners might. Those he worked with were very predictable."

Alicia didn't like this… something was off. SHIELD didn't have much information and SHIELD was the keeper of all important knowledge. Marcibeth wasn't getting too much information currently either.. Loki had to be right.

"We go with the original plan. Reindeer games will get; sour patch kid, spider boy, woman master assassin and capcicile in for information and out with no issues. The rest of us will be on the sidelines waiting to be tapped in."

Alicia didn't even react to the nicknames Tony just threw around due to being annoyed too much already.

Everyone ate together on the common living room. The TV was on and Alicia did her best to ignore it.

"Sweetheart turned seductress? OR was she always that way? Loki did say she had charm."

Alicia rolled her eyes as she took a bite of the Chinese food with a slight rumble in her throat.

Hearing Loki's hum made Alicia glare at him in warning but he suggested with a purr, "would you like to use that charm on me later?"

Alicia heard Peter snort and try to cover his laugh with coughs.

Tony waved his hand in Loki's direction, "no. You stop now. Peter stop laughing."

Alicia glared at Loki but she couldn't help but laugh at Peter trying to explain that was not the reason for the laugh with his stuttering over words and continuous trench digging through his explanation. Tony trying to get Peter to shut up must have been Loki's master mischievous plan...

"I.i.i. it was Thor's face."

"Is there something amusing about my face?"

Peter shrugged as he talked, "well it was. Ya know..you looked like"

"He will make you a cooked spider. Better be careful." Loki smirked and took another bite and Alicia could see Loki was content with Peter being nervous and with everyone's irritation.

Alicia's eyes rolled so hard that she could feel the strain behind her eyes. Everyone flustered over a little comment and not worried in the slightest about red flags concerning a mission. Was Alicia the one everyone was worried about putting lives in danger?

Thor's phone went off and he quickly stood and walked off. It got everybody's attention. Then Loki heard his name being called from across the room. Thor waved for him to hurry, prompting Loki to give Alicia a reassuring squeeze before leaving.

Thor leaned forward to whisper, "it is about a healer. Eir has chosen."

Relief surged through Loki as he lowered his voice, "When will they be here?"

"They are already on their way."

"Well, who is it?"

Thor looked in Loki's eyes and the relief left.

"Only two survived.. out of 13. Emma is her healer… Eir is considering using the other healer once they are able to heal themselves.. As well. Alicia was assigned a healer because the only ones available survived."

Loki's hands fisted and he closed his eyes. What the Hel did they see? Two healers left? Loki heard of healers trying to tell the vision they saw to warn people. Was she going to be in that much danger? Loki knew she was reckless and he had a feeling that could be it. His hand felt the familiar pinching and pulling.

Thor gave Loki's arm a squeeze. "Eir is confident in Emma. Rest knowing the healers were not in any state other than confidence and a small amount of doubt."

"The others that talked… were they gloating?" Loki's damn skin was insistent on healing.

"When they talked, it as if they knew something important but didn't know what to do. All of them tried to be smart in their warnings but it was too soon to get even a whole sentence. Recurring words were 'ship' and 'join' nothing else was understood."

"I suppose the Oracle is refusing to give more information."

"You are correct. Only the two surviving healers and Alicia will know the future."

Loki inhaled and exhaled deeply. "This is very odd. To be confident, but risk their lives to share information? Confident with the worst vision? She literally just had a vision come true that is likely linked to her torture." Loki picked his finger and ripped the nail very deep and sighed, "she was, rightfully, upset with the visions of her father… but when she had the following vision of her torture she was so confident."

Thor finished Loki's thought, "she must be in danger."

"Because she sacrifices herself."

"You know things will work out how they are supposed to." Thor clapped his hand on Loki's shoulder, "shall we tell everyone she has a healer?"

"Just leave it at that."

Things work out as they should? Thor was insane. How bad was Alicia going to sacrifice herself? It better not be the end of her heart. Loki could not bare to think about a life without Alicia. More specifically not to not see that smile so warm her eyes became bright enough to cast the darkness to flee. Loki walked to Alicia and held her hand. He pulled her to him and walked to the window. She stroked his hand and gave him a small smile.

"Want to talk about it?"

"Yes." Loki smiled with charm. "Your healer is on the way."

Alicia smiled. "Good. Less stress on you."

Loki's voice raised l in pitch, "Don't believe I'm not going to worry. There are still going to be times I will have to pull visions."

Alicia played with that finger he picked at the nail. "What are you so worried about?" She traced her finger over his and soothed it with her magic.

"You don't need to worry." The dip of volume and the breath before the last word gave him off his lie.

He knew Alicia noticed when she rose an eyebrow, "you are poorly maintaining your reputation, God of Lies."

"Everything will be fine. I refuse to believe anything else."

Alicia hummed watching the small wounds heal slowly and Loki swore she was trying to soothe all of his stress away through his finger. She looked up through her lashes, "God of Truth?"

Loki chuckled, "I have never lied to you."

Alicia snapped at him, "Bullshit. You tear your hands apart in worry and tell me it is nothing."

Loki muttered, "There is nothing that gets past you.." Loki pulled her to sit with him in the chairs by them.

Alicia childishly popped the second symbol, "Nope." She ran her glowing fingers up his arm to his shoulders and rubbed. "Are you relaxed?"

"Yes Darling."

"Are you learning anything because I would love one of these later."

Loki's hands found her knees and his thumbs rubbed the inside gently, "Put you to sleep after touches so relaxing and mind clearing?"

Alicia giggled, "stop it."

"Are you ready to relax Love?" Loki smirked at her indecisive look, he chirped, "Let's go to the library."

Finally, it was just Alicia and himself in the library. They stayed quiet except a little squirming Alicia kept staring at him. He refused to call her out on her actions because he wanted to act as if he was not actually, "in the same room." He wanted to give her some sort of space. It was unlikely they would have much time together once her witch specific training began. Though Alicia seemed uncomfortable, maybe too used to having him around.

"Can I sit in your lap?"

Loki laid so she could sit with him. He draped his arm over her as his other held the book. He did notice she was playing with her wrist a bit, but didn't comment, just relaxed his arm more to add pressure. Thor and Eir walked into the library after announcing they had Emma. Alicia was quick to stand and she looked shocked. Brown and white robes, Emma's dark red hair illuminated by the candle Alicia had insisted on lighting for the scent.

Alicia spoke with a wide smile, "I'm glad to see you are better."

Emma nodded, "It is thanks to you I am alive. I wanted to do this to repay you."

"Thank you but I held no debt."

"Because of you I am alive, and my family. I owe you more than I will ever be able to repay you." Emma lowered into a bow.

"No.no.no. don't do that. It is not necessary. I assure you I am difficult to take care of.. I'm quite stubborn so, I will thank you for accepting to be my healer." Alicia giggled, "you might not get an apology again."

"You don't need to thank me at all. It is my job to care for you now."

Eir spoke up, "Emma is in charge of your health for the most part. Especially concerning your visions. I would like to see your training start today. Now actually."

Alicia stuttered, "sure."

Once in the special room, designed by Asgardians, for magic training Alicia was forced to sit on the floor with her back against the wall, sketchbook in hand.

Eir explained in a very teachable way, "Emma is going to force you into a vision, walk you through it and try different phrases."

Alicia nodded and all Loki could do was watch.

[inawickedlittletown]

Walking The Wire (108/?)

Summary: Tony Stark always knew about Peter Parker. He didn’t know that Peter was going to get superpowers and become Spider-Man, but he always knew about Peter because Peter was his son.

This will span from pre-Iron Man up through the rest of the MCU (eventually including Infinity War) and will be for the most part canon compliant except where I’ve taken some liberties and interpreted canon a certain way.

Pairings: Pepper/Tony, Tony/Steve (endgame), Tony/Mary (past)

A/N: If you want me to tag you when I post new chapters let me know. This fic is also on AO3

I used Collider’s MCU timeline to stay canon and the title of this fic is an Imagine Dragons song that is just so fitting for Peter and Tony

@findmeinthestarss

Masterpost

Chapter One Hundred Seven

They never found out what had been going on with Loki and Thor because nothing came of their appearance and then disappearance because aside from a blip somewhere in Ireland that wasn’t necessarily them, there was nothing and while Tony waited for the other shoe to drop and something crazy to happen somewhere else in the world, nothing did.

“So, do you think he was just popping in for a visit and didn’t even think to stop by here?” Rhodey asked during a team meeting.

“I don’t know,” Tony said. “And there’s no way to contact him. I called up Jane and she -- well, apparently they broke up sometime before he left the last time and she didn’t have a way to contact him anyway which is sort of why they broke up.”

“But nothing’s happened right,” Sam said. “I mean, no random Asgardians have shown up so--”

“Not since then,” Tony said. “At least not that my satellites picked up anyway. But Coulson or Fury would have mentioned if they heard anything.”

Tony kept paying attention, but nothing outside of the usual happened. Ross’ announcement that Spider-Man was Tony’s son had been a small blip that most people didn’t pay attention to despite all the pictures that Ross had managed to get of Spider-Man coming and going from the tower. Mostly, he just sounded like a conspiracy theorist especially after Tony tweeted that his son was definitely not Spider-Man and that the theory had made Steve laugh. Still, he was sure some people did believe Ross’ story. It was also a concern that Ross was clearly keeping an eye on the tower.

There was a whole thing with the resurgence of AIM in the middle of August but it was such a disorganized mess that they didn’t get very far in even setting themselves up as a threat and Tony had them all rounded up and arrested in the course of an afternoon.

By the time that the summer was actually over, Tony was starting to relax on the Thor front. Peter on the other hand was a tad disappointed that he hadn’t gotten to meet the god yet. It turned out that next to Iron Man, Thor was Peter’s favorite.

“He’s an actual god,” Peter had said, “but also an alien. And just cool. He’s just so cool.”

Sam found the whole thing amusing. “Your kid has good taste at least,” he said, “if he had to crush on any of us.”

“It’s not a crush! I just -- he’s a god, Sam! And the lightning--” Peter trailed off as Sam laughed and Tony tried not to join in.

“He is seriously impressive,” Natasha said in Peter’s defense.

“Yes, exactly,” Peter said.

“Which is why you had a crush on him,” Sam said matter of factly and Peter threw up his arms in the air and Tony knew that he had figured out he couldn’t really say much else to make a difference to the conversation. Mostly, though, Tony loved the level of ease that Peter had with the rest of The Avengers.

But when Peter’s birthday came around, Tony decided that they needed to go on a mini-vacation. Not to get away from anyone, but because Tony wanted to spend some time on his own with Peter away from wedding planning and everything else that was going on at the tower. They went to California because Peter had never been to the West Coast and because Peter had also been interested in seeing the rebuilt Malibu house. It was fun to show Peter around and take him to a few of Tony’s favorite spots. All in all, their vacation was a nice break from the usual. They got back after a couple of weeks away and right in time for Peter to get back to school and Tony to move forward with the new suit. Everything was ready and Tony just needed to have the housing unit put in his chest.

On the night before school was starting up again, Peter was leaning against Tony’s side. There was a movie on, but Tony had long given up on watching it because the plot had changed so drastically that the movie was downright silly and either way, Tony had gotten busy answering emails because Pepper couldn’t understand why Tony was delegating everything to do with SI for the next week or two. Tony still hadn’t told her that he was going to be putting in the housing unit for the nanotech in his chest. He and Shuri both agreed that it was the only way to make it as effective as Tony wanted it to be.

“Is it going to be a long operation?” Peter asked.

Tony looked down at him. “A few hours.”

“I don’t like that I’ll be in school and I won’t be here.”

The whole thing with Thor had really hastened Tony to get the device ready faster. He wanted to be prepared for the next time something happened and things would have been dire if Thor’s return had signaled the beginning of something being wrong. Sure, Tony had his other suits, but the nanotech one was going to be better than any other. Steve and Peter for their part thought that he knew best despite the risk that the surgery would bring him.

“You’ll be here plenty,” Tony assured him. “Nothing is going to go wrong. I have the best doctors on this and we have a good plan for how we’re handling this.”

“Dr. Cho is pretty great,” Peter said with a grin.

Tony wrapped his arm around Peter’s shoulders and pulled him closer. “So why did you want to watch this movie again?”

“Ned recommended it,” Peter muttered. “I don’t think I’ll be taking his advice on movies again any time soon.”

Tony laughed. “On that we can agree, kid.”

---

Steve didn’t argue with Tony once Tony decided that he needed to get the housing unit put into his chest. It was Tony’s body and Tony’s decision and while Steve did voice his questions and got Tony to think about the pros and cons, he left it up to Tony because Tony knew best when it came to his suits. The device was different than the arc reactor, anyway, in that it wasn’t working to keep Tony alive. Looking at the ring with the shrapnel that had almost killed Tony, reminded Steve of how much Tony had gone through and survived.

He was with Tony during the operation, holding his hand while Dr. Cho and her team worked on Tony with a combination of Dr. Cho’s tech and Shuri’s as well. It brought down the risk for the procedure considerably. When it was over a few hours later and the whole thing was successful, Steve let out a sigh of relief.

“Good,” he said.

The whole thing was taking place in the compound since the facility had a medical wing and Tony had gone ahead and added an operating room to it too. It meant that Tony was going to be staying at the compound for a few days even if that was more of a precaution than anything, but it was better for him to not have to travel to the tower while fresh out of his operation. Steve had insisted on being there so his anklet was off. The FBI had only checked in on them once since putting the anklets on and the only reason they showed up in the first place was that Sam’s had malfunctioned. It was lucky that they were all in the tower at the time, not that Fury had been sending them on a lot of missions lately. Things were on the quiet side.

“He’ll be asleep for a little longer,” Helen said. “We’ll move him somewhere comfortable. You can call Peter in, if you want.”

“I’ll go get him,” Steve said and leaned over to kiss Tony’s forehead first.

Helen smiled at him.

When he returned with Peter in tow, Tony had been moved into one of the rooms in the medical wing. Tony was still asleep, but he looked peaceful all tucked into bed.

“Everything went perfectly, Peter,” Helen said. “He’ll be awake in an hour or two. Myself or someone from my team will come check in.”

“I’m glad,” Peter said as Helen grabbed a few things and walked out of the room. “I was actually a little worried,” he admitted to Steve. “I just -- I’ve lost all the father figures in my life and he was doing this and I was worried.”

Peter walked to stand by Tony’s bed and Steve moved forward and placed a hand on his shoulder. “You dad rarely does anything that isn’t for a reason. And if he had suspected that this was any riskier than it needed to be he wouldn’t have done it because the last thing he wants is to leave you. Shuri and Helen worked this out and you know how smart they are.”

“I know,” Peter said and looked up at Steve. “I just couldn’t help it. And thanks for helping me get out of school today. Dad just kept saying how I didn’t need to be here.”

“Yeah, well, he hates that we fuss about him.”

---

Taking it easy was boring. At least, it wasn’t bed rest. Tony could move around and he could go to the workshop but he was limited by how long he could work and how much he could lift or really do which ultimately just made him grumpy. Steve was also hovering for most of his time in there and jumping in to do things for him which Tony had found endearing at first but then kind of frustrating. So, he was happy to be back to normal a month and a half later even if Steve still seemed a bit wary of him doing much. Pepper was worse. She had started to just show up to make sure he was okay every other day right after Tony moved back to the tower and she’d fussed and fussed over him after telling him off for putting the housing unit in his chest in the first place until Tony had enough.

“You know,” Steve said one afternoon, “it’s almost been a year since I came back.”

“It has,” Tony said. A full year. It had been more than a year since the whole fiasco with The Vulture too. They were lucky that there hadn’t been any big villain like that popping up since but even if there had been, Tony was confident that Peter would have been able to handle it.

Training with Steve and the team in general had made a huge difference to Peter’s capabilities as Spider-Man. Peter didn’t use the Iron Spider suit often, opting for his other suit over that one most of the time, but he had gotten so much better with his powers and just his physicality because he wasn’t just following his instincts which were often good, he was doing more. Strategizing and thinking his plans through and really knowing his strengths and weaknesses and using that knowledge to do things in the best way possible.

“And it hasn’t been all bad,” Steve said.

“Yeah,” Tony said. “I half expected you to get too bored to stay.”

“I’ve found that life can’t be boring when you’re in it. But, not just that, it makes a difference that we’re together. You’ve made this worth it and it’s just one more year, Tony.”

“We better hope nothing crazy happens before then,” Tony said. “I thought Thor coming back meant--”

Steve nodded. “I know. I know. I did too. I just wonder what the whole point of it was. He wouldn’t have shown up and left that quickly without there being some reason and I just don’t trust that Loki was with him. Wasn’t he supposed to be dead?”

“Yeah,” Steve said. “That’s what Thor said.”

“Jane was confused about that too. She seemed concerned -- but she hasn’t called which means she hasn’t found anything alarming. At least I have this thing now,” Tony said and tapped his chest. “It makes me feel a little better about any possible threats.”

It was Tony’s fear -- and had been since going through that wormhole -- that they’d be faced with something from outside their world again. Even if nothing came to pass, he wanted them to be prepared. After all, he’d seen what some of those aliens could do and create and it was only a matter of time before Earth became a target again. Loki being alive -- he’d been the one behind the attack in New York. Of course, helped by the stone in the scepter but nevertheless one of the reasons. Thor had said he was leaving to find out more about the stones and...and maybe it was what he was still trying to figure out. It worried Tony.

Chapter One Hundred Nine

[topthor]

For the anon who asked for LONG THORKI FICS. I put all the fics I finished, what I’m currently reading, and what’s on my to read list. Please check the warnings for non-con, mpreg, or underage in fics and wip. I hope there’s something to your liking here.

-Number One Contender For My Heart. sequel Heel to his Face by guardianinthesky, Thor/Loki, human wrestling au, 650k,

Thor is a wrestler. Loki has decided to become his manager. Together they do what they can to entertain the fans, all while trying to make their relationship work.

- One Hundred Steps by Icemaidenstory, Loki/Omc (non-con), Thor/Loki, forced marriage, 600k 

Thor and Loki are secret lovers,they've been in relationship for a while. One day a delegation from Vanaheim arrives, the old king sees Loki and suggest Odin an arranged marriage. Odin knows of his sons relationships but he offers them a bargain; if Loki marries the king, when said king dies, Loki can come back and Odin won't stand on the way of his and Thor's relationship.

-True Strength By: cookies. x3, Thor/Loki, long pre-thor fic that completely rewrite the events of the Thor and Avengers movies, 425k

"Thor smiles lovingly, then pulls him into a kiss. 'It is you and me.' 'Against the rest of the Nine.', Loki completes laughing mildly. 'Always.'" It could all be so easy with just the daily insanity of Asgard and the other realms to face. Going through Thor and Avengers. Now featuring the Infinity Wars. 

- Battle for the Bride by CandyassGoth, crossover (hellboy), Loki/Nuada (dub-con), Thor/Loki (non-con), Loki/omcs (non-con), dark!Thor, breeding sex, happy ending 240k, Note: I’m reccing this but would not advise if your otp is thorki.

The two princes, Thor and Nuada, must compete and earn Loki's hand in marriage with a twist neither of them are happy with, least of all Loki, who can't find it in him to accept the developments his father forces upon him. Slash, terrible fathers, angst, smut, and feels.

- First Dates and Diapers: A Tale of Teenage Angst (and Babies) by wicked_writings, Thor/Loki, high school au, mpreg, underage, 146k,  wip This wasn’t update since 2016 but it’s still worth reading

Thor knows everyone in his hometown. He doesn't, however, know the rather sexy new kid. Thor's pants threaten to spontaneously combust when he discovers this delectable new (distant) neighbour. Problem is, the new guy seems awfully wary... and appears to be hiding a rather pertinent secret.

- Vows from a Dagger by triedunture, Thor/Loki, post-ragnarok, 109k 

After Ragnarok, Thor and Loki must figure out how to lead their people into an uncertain future. There's children who need magic lessons, secrets, betrayal, more secrets, questionable science, operatic space adventures, wardrobe changes, a fake marriage, and the poetic edda of a trickster. 

-All for you, Brother. by Phandom_Doodles Thor/Loki, rape, dark!Thor, masochist!Loki, a bit of d/s, forced mpreg, suicidal attempt, psychological trauma, extremely dark fic, read all the warnings, 109k

After Loki is sentenced to be executed, Thor desperately wants to save him. He finds a way, but Loki isn't so sure.

- A Bottled Star by tegary, Thor/Loki, post-ragnarok, mpreg, 96k

Less than a month after the destruction of Asgard, Loki goes into heat.

- Naked in the Eye of the Storm by tenaya, Thor/Loki, Odin/Loki (non-con chapter 25), underage (in jotun culture), arranged marriage, this story contain dark theme with parent/child incest, 96k,

Loki is reveal as a Jötunn during the raid to Jotunheim. Considered underage on Jotunheim, Laufey demands him back, but Odin decides to marry him to Thor to keep him in Asgard. Loki faces many trials as he comes to terms with his new role.

-light in monochrome night by umakoo, Thor/Loki, jotun!Loki, mpreg, norse mythology, 88k,

Thor is young and reckless, eager to slay one of the ferocious frost giants and have the skalds sing songs of his mighty deed. He sneaks into Jötunheimr, but the giant he meets is nothing like the hulking, bloodthirsty creatures from the age-old stories they tell in Asgard.

-Waiting for the Moon to Rise by cavaleira, thor/loki,  jotun!loki, intersex!loki, hooker!loki, 77.8k

As the newly crowned king of Asgard, Thor's life is filled with stress as he as he navigates political intrigue and struggles to figure out what kind of king he wants to be. Desperately in need of a night of relaxation, he finds himself at a brothel he used to frequent in his youth. It's there that Thor spends an evening in the arms of beautiful courtesan named Loki, and his whole world changes in ways he never could have imagined.

-To Conquer by tobios, thor/loki + some loki/other + other asgardians + other marvel characters, some nsfw, jotunn!loki, pregnant!loki, intersex!loki, consent issues (with loki/other), 73.1k

When little Loki, son of Laufey king and his mighty consort Fárbauti was born a runt, they knew he had no home in Jötunheimr. In an effort to give their favorite a home, the kings only lost the heart of the realm. Thus, little Loki took it upon himself to take it back.

-Covenant by RobotSquid, thor/loki + others, intersex!loki, dealing-with-being-jotunn!loki, 72.9k

Frost Giants are ugly, cruel, and malicious creatures. Thor has always known this to be true. So then how can Loki, his beloved little brother, be one of them? 

- Black is the Color by cunninglingus, thor/loki, heavy dubcon, dark!Thor, dark!Loki, mpreg, 53k, wip

“Have you not thought about what it would be like to mount me?” Loki goes on in that mercilessly sinful voice. “About what is between my legs, now that I am unable to work my glamour to disguise my malformation?” 

-Had We But World Enough by Smuttysmutwriter, thor/loki, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, pregnant!loki, arranged marriage, 52k 

 Loki and Thor have been married since they were little and they grew up sharing a palace wing. The boys never shared a bed because Odin and Frigga wanted to make sure nothing inappropriate could happen while they were still young. They also used to get chaperoned a lot so that there could be no hanky panky.

-Easily by proantagonist, thor/loki, single parent!Thor, post-the dark world, dubious consent, light d/s, 50k

It's not until Jane dies that Loki finally comes to Thor.

[homeofthelonelywriter]

Can I keep you? Pt. 2

(A/N) Here’s the second part! And it’s on time! I’m impressed! Either way, thank you for all your kind comments. They really encourage me to keep writing for you guys! So, thank you and enjoy! <3

Summary: Imagine being Tony’s adoptive daughter no one knows about because you’re studying abroad. One day you come home without saying a word and all the Avengers are confused by your appearance and especially Loki being quite smitten by you. The Avengers, especially Natasha being very protective of you when they notice the tricksters’ interest in you. You on the other side, being the curious girl you always were, wanted to know more about the mysterious guy and the world he comes from.

Pairings: Loki x Reader ; Tony Stark x daugther!Reader

Warnings: swearing

Original: here

Part 1

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After getting myself a pillow and a blanket and changing into my pajama, I entered Loki’s room, just to find him sitting in a comfy looking chair, reading. “Let me guess, you don’t sleep well, sharing your bed with others.” Loki didn’t look up from his book. “No, I just don’t need as much sleep as you, Midgardians, do.” This made sense. He is a god after all. Putting my stuff down, I went over to him and peeked over his shoulder, trying to find out what he was reading. “Jane Austen? Really?” I tried hard to hide my laughter, but obviously failed, since he shot me a defensive glare. “She was a good author!“ „She certainly was, but I didn’t take you for the hearts and flowers kind of guy. That’s all.” I squeezed his shoulder, trying to show him that I meant no harm with what I said earlier. “I just…I asked the others for good literature from Midgard and they gave me her books, obviously trying to make fun of me. But in the end, I liked them. The way she portrayed women…I just really like her style.” Smiling at him, I lied down in his bed, facing him. “Can you read to me?” The question caught him off guard and he searched for the right words. After not being able to find them, he just nodded and started to read out loud. Thankfully, he read Pride and Prejudice, so I knew what happened before the place he started reading. It didn’t take long for me to fall asleep. And sometime, during the night, I felt a cold body shift beside me, trying to get comfortable.

The next time I opened my eyes, I looked at Loki’s sleeping figure. Smiling at his peaceful expression, I quietly sneaked out of his room and into the kitchen, starting to put breakfast together. Turning on some music on Spotify, and danced while I waited for the toast to jump out of the toaster. “Miss Y/N, Mister Stark asked me to inform you that he is on his way back.” “Thanks Jarvis!” Even though my adoptive father often disappoints me, he is still my father, and I was glad to know that he was still alive. Deciding to surprise the Avengers with some breakfast, I toasted more toast and put everything else ready on the table. But before the team returned, Loki walked into the kitchen, sitting down at the table. “Care for some breakfast?” I put a plate with toast and bacon in front of him and he began eating. Sitting down across from him, I followed his lead and began eating my own breakfast. However, I didn’t get to far. A few minutes after I started eating, my phone ringed and I immediately picked up after seeing who’s calling. “Hey Peter! How are you?” Smiling, I absently twirled a lock of my hair around my finger. “Yeah, I miss you too. You can come and visit if you want to?” “Yeah, I know. But I’d be happy to see you.” “Okay…yeah…love you too. Bye.” Putting my phone down again, I continued to eat, but now with less enthusiasm than before. Peter wasn’t happy about me moving back here, and now he doesn’t want to visit me. Sure, he’s probably busy with college and everything, but still… “Who was that?” Loki pulled me out of my thoughts. “Peter Parker, my boyfriend.” I continued poking at my scrambled eggs. “Boy…friend?” Loki looked really confused. For a moment there I forgot that Loki wasn’t used to the modern language. “Well…uhm…you could say we are…courting? Yeah, that’s the right word.” Loki stopped eating, staring at me with wide eyes. “Aren’t you a little young to be courting?” Was he kidding? I was 20. I mean sure, he was probably a few thousand years old, but still! “If you want to survive on this planet you really need to get used to its customs.” “Like?” In the following twenty minutes I told and explained Loki all those things like what age you need to be to be able to drink alcohol (at which he was very shocked), how old you need to be to legally have sex and so on. But I think after I told him about the legal drinking age, he completely ignored the rest. He kept on complaining about how different it is on Asgard and that it makes much more sense there. Apparently they begin drinking at a very, very young age. I think you could compare it to being thirteen on Earth. He finally stopped as Tony and the others walked into the kitchen, exhaustion clearly written on their face. “Look who’s back…” I shoved Loki and shot him a meaningful glare. He got the hint and walked out of the room, leaving the team and me alone. Without much conversation, I served them all breakfast which earned me a few quiet ‘thank you’s. “How did it go?” After everyone got their food, I leaned against the kitchen counter and observed the heroes. All of them looked rough. Bruises here and there, maybe some scratches, but at least nothing to serious. At least I couldn’t see it, even if it was there. “Just peachy.” I raised an eyebrow at my adoptive father, but he just laughed. “I mean it. It went unexpectedly well.” “If this is how you look after a mission goes well, I don’t want to see how you look after one goes bad.” My comment made Tony laugh and Natasha couldn’t hide a small smirk playing along her lips. “She may not be your original daughter, but she definitely has your attitude.” That comment made both, me and Tony laugh. „Nah, I learned from her. You should’ve met her shortly after I adopted her. In the beginning she acted all sweet, but after everything was settled, she let her inner bitch out.” Rolling my eyes at my father I chuckled. Jup, I’m definitely his daughter, adopted or not. Leaving the Avengers to do whatever they were doing, I walked to my room. As soon as I opened the door it struck me that I still needed furniture. Especially a bed. I dressed in jeans and a loose shirt, and walked to Loki’s room. “Get dressed god! We’re going shopping!” What I didn’t expect when I opened the door, was to find Loki naked, aside from a towel wrapped around his hips. “Oh…” Before I could react, he pulled me into his room and closed the door behind me. Pressing me against the cold surface of the door, he leaned his face right next to mine. “You shouldn’t just barge into a guy’s room like this. Something…dangerous could happen…” His voice was a seductive whisper, causing a shiver to run down my spine and my breath to hitch. Loki was definitely attractive, but I still had Peter. Thinking about my boyfriend, I pressed my hands against Loki’s naked and extremely muscular chest and slowly pushed him away. “But I’m Tony’s daughter and he, and all the other Avengers would kill you if you even laid a finger on me. Get dressed and meet me outside.” I opened the door and walked out. In the elevator up, I checked my face in the mirror and was horrified when I saw the shade of red, that adorned my face. Loki really got to me, but I can’t think about that. Not with Peter and dad and everyone else. He can’t become anything more than just a good friend. He just can’t. I just hoped that no one would ask. Walking into the dining area, I immediately grabbed my father’s wallet and took out his credit card. “What are you doing?” The Avengers still sat around the table, eating the breakfast I cooked for them. “Getting furniture. And if you leave again while I’m gone – well I don’t know what I will do, but I’ll think about something.” My threat only made him laugh, but that quickly died down as he looked behind me. Loki stood there, dressed and ready to go. “See you later dad!” I pressed a kiss to my dad’s cheek and pulled Loki to the elevator.

Tony’s POV

Watching Y/N leave the room with Loki, set off alarm clocks in my head. My princess with the god that tried to destroy NYC? No! Walking to the living room, I dialed Peter Parker’s number. “Mister Stark?” “Are you still with my daughter?” I barely let him finish before I asked about what was bothering me. “Uh-I mean-Yeah. She is still my girlfriend?” Then why was she with Loki? “Keep an eye on her. You know our deal!” With those words, I ended the call and walked back to the other Avengers. It was time for a party, and Peter will attend.

[ramblingthoughtsofayoungadult]

Perfect Strangers Part III-Loki Laufeyson Imagine

Requested: YES

Warnings: mentions of death, angst, and a little fluff

Tags: @assgardstark, @greenhands5

    “Very good, Y/N,” Charles commented.

    The head of the Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters was sitting in his wheelchair towards the corner of one of the gargantuan practice rooms in the institute. Y/N was standing a few feet away from a metal dummy that she had just obliterated by sending it into another dimension—-a power she learned she possessed during the Battle of New York.

     “Thank you, Professor Xavier,” she breathed out, feeling a bit fatigued.

    “Please, call me Charles, Y/N.” Charles wheeled the chair over to her. “You certainly have improved with your powers in your time at my institute. In all my years studying mutants, I have never come across a mutation like yours in any way. It’s quite fascinating.”

      “It can also be a bit of a pain.” Y/N flexed her hands and sighed.

      “Yes, mutations certainly can.” 

       Slowly, Y/N found herself staring off into the distance, wondering what Steve, Tony, Bruce, Clint, and Natasha were up to at that moment. Most likely, they were training or on different missions since that was their main duty as Avengers.

        “Is there a problem, Y/N?” Charles asked.

         Y/N blinked and shook her head. “No, no problems here.”

        Charles furrowed his brow. “You miss them.”

        “You read my mind.”

        “I didn’t have to—-it was all over your face.”

        “Thought I was better at hiding my feelings.”

        “It is normal to miss people you created such a strong bond with—-it would be strange if you didn’t miss them at all.”

         “I guess and it doesn’t help that I haven’t spoken to them since I left SHIELD, but they’re all busy saving the world.”

         “You made the right decision, Y/N, you needed to gain better control over the entire spectrum of your abilities before you could use them to do something good. In time, you will be able to return to the Avengers if that is what you wish to do.”

          “Thanks, Charles.”

         Unfortunately, the older man had no idea that Y/N’s return to SHIELD included a lot of unresolved baggage. The main issue was her strong connection to Loki. The night he tried to convince her to join his side, she refused and tried to convince him to go back to his cell before he caused anymore trouble. He only laughed before disappearing with the Tesseract. Y/N should have known better, but she still felt a little sick to her stomach knowing that Loki refused to let her go. If she was honest with herself, she didn’t know whether or not she wanted to let him go either. Also, there was the issue of Y/N discovering that she could use her powers as a weapon in battle. She was trained traditionally with guns and hand-to-hand combat, but when she kicked an alien off of Natasha and into another dimension, she got scared. Y/N was petrified when she did a similar action with another alien but it seemed to travel through some sort of wormhole because moments later, the alien was at Y/N’s feet, frozen solid. For once, Y/N’s body didn’t shake at all and it was eerily still due to her new powers and her shock at her abilities. When she finally calmed down, she tried not to tap into those powers for the rest of the battle yet she couldn’t help but be a bit fearful of herself. At the end of the battle, shortly after Thor took Loki back to Asgard, Steve confronted Y/N about her new powers and wanted to discuss the best strategy for using them in future missions. However, Y/N was still a bit shaken up and simply said that she had to leave the Avengers and SHIELD so that she could get control over her powers. All the Avengers tried to convince her to stay, but Y/N kindly refused and got in contact with Professor Xavier. She had been training at his school ever since.

          “You should go rest now, Y/N. Too much stress is awful for mutations.”

          “Of course, thanks again.”

         Y/N strolled out of the practice room and began heading to her bedroom. She felt soreness in her legs with every step she took up the grand staircase that led to the bedrooms. The kids were in a separate wing, but Y/N could still hear their chattering and yelling. She was at the top when she heard a familiar voice calling her name.

         “Y/N! Lady Y/N!”

          Y/N knew that voice anywhere and it made her freeze in her steps. 

         “Sir, I asked you to wait in the office! You can’t just walk around like you own the place!” Storm sniped behind him.

         Y/N turned around and saw her blonde god friend walking up the steps with an angry Storm at his heels. He was wearing dark blue Asgardian robes and he looked determined.

          “Thor? What are you doing here?”

          “I’m sorry, Y/N, I asked him to wait but he refused,” Storm said.

         “It’s all right. Thor, what are you doing here?” Y/N asked.

         “I need your help,” he said. “We need to go to Asgard at once.”

         “Do you mean right now? What’s going on?”

         “I shall explain later.”

         Y/N was about to argue that she should probably take a shower first, but Thor was quicker and grabbed her hand before teleporting the both of them to Asgard. When they stood on the other end of the Bifrost, Y/N was stunned. Asgard was much brighter and more beautiful than she had remembered. Everything seemed to shimmer—-the buildings, the clothes, and even the people.

      “Wow,” Y/N breathed.

      “Is this your friend?” The tall, dark-skinned man wearing golden armor who stood at the entrance of the Bifrost asked.

       “Yes, this is Y/N. Y/N, this is Heimdall, guardian of the Bifrost,” Thor said.

      “It’s nice to meet you.” 

       “And you as well.”

      Thor began moving quickly across the Bifrost and Y/N tried to keep up with him. “Things have only seem to have gotten worse since I brought Loki back to Asgard. Jane was infected with the Aether and Dark Elves have killed my mother.”

      “Oh, Thor, I’m so sorry. Why do you need me?”

      “I need to keep Jane safe and though we have managed to drive them out of the realm, they are certain to come back. I’ll need to take her to a different dimension to keep her safe.”

        “But, can’t Heimdall help with that?”

         “Usually, but now, he is the first line of the defense.” Thor hesitated.

       “What else are you hiding up that iron sleeve?”

       “It is Loki, he has taken our mother’s death quite hard and he will not speak to me.”        Y/N paused. “So you need me to speak with him?” 

      “Yes.”

      “Of course you do, because that’s all I’m useful for.”

       “Not at all, Y/N. I do wish we could have met sooner under better circumstances, but this is the issue at hand. We both are aware that Loki is more open with you and he could also help us protect Jane and the Nine Realms from the Dark Elves.”

       The sincerity in Thor’s eyes was potent and Y/N knew he wasn’t a liar—at least, he never lied to her. However, it was irritating that she was being forced to sway Loki again even though it’s never worked.

       “He’s not going to listen to me, Thor.”

        “Of course, he will.”

       “At least let me shower and change into some decent clothes first.”

       “Certainly.”

       It seemed that as soon as Thor and Y/N stepped foot in the castle, servants surrounded them. Thor instructed the servants to help Y/N make herself presentable. The baths in Asgard were a million times better than the ones in “Midgard” as well as the lotion. Fortunately, Y/N was able to convince the servants that she was more than capable of bathing on her own and enjoyed soaking in the bath. Throughout the whole getting ready process, Y/N’s thoughts kept floating back to Loki. She knew that he must’ve been taking his mother’s death pretty hard since she was so close to him and that he must’ve been behaving extremely distant towards Thor. He was going to be even a harder nut to crack than last time. Of course, there was also those few words he said before Thor took him back to Asgard.

         “We will be together, Y/N.”

         The words still echoed in her head as much as she tried to quiet them down. The sheer intensity of his words were enough to make her nervous. He had made it sound as though Y/N had no choice and no matter what either of them did, they would always end up together. As much as Y/N loathed that idea, it seemed to be a reoccuring thing for the two of them and she still didn’t know whether she truly loved him or not. There were certainly feelings there but she had no idea how to describe them.

       Sooner than Y/N preferred, she was wearing long lavender Asgardian robes. Her hair was up and out of her face and she didn’t wear any makeup. She certainly looked better than she had when she first walked into the palace. She felt weighed down as she followed Thor to Asgardian’s prison. There were several frightening creatures and human-looking beings in the force field cells. Finally, they reached Loki’s cell. Loki was standing with his back facing them and Thor quietly excused himself after assuring her he would be nearby if she needed any assistance.

       “Loki?” Y/N whispered.

       “What a surprise? You have come to visit me while I am imprisoned once more.” He slowly turned to face her, a playful smirk on his lips. “What is it this time that my brother needs you to ask of me?”

       “Nothing, I just wanted to see you.”

       “Do not lie to me, Y/N, you know I can tell when you are lying,” Loki said. 

       “I am not lying, I wanted to see you. Thor told me about your mother’s death and I know how close you were to her, I wanted to see how you were doing.”

       “As you can see, I am doing just fine.” Loki held his arms out to his side to display just how fine he was doing.

       “I don’t believe you.” Y/N cocked her head at Loki. “Don’t play any tricks on me, you don’t have to.”

       Loki kept his eyes on Y/N as he lowered his arms and as he did, the scene inside his cell changed. When his hands were all the way down, that Loki disappeared as well as the orderly prison cell. The desk, chair, and books were strewn all over the place and Loki was sitting in a corner, wearing a dark green shirt and black leather pants. His hair was curled and tangled and he looked depressed and angry.

        “I suppose we are both liars,” he said. 

       “In a way.” Y/N stepped forward. “You must miss her terribly.”

       “It grows with each day. Just tell me what you need from me and you can be on your way.”

       Y/N hesitated. “The Dark Elves, they killed Frigga and even though Thor and the others were able to get them out of Asgard, he thinks they will return.”

       Loki perked up when Y/N mentioned the Dark Elves. “They’ve returned? They were believed to have been extincted ages ago.”

      “Well, Jane seemed to find some Aether that they’re interested in and—”

      “The Aether? That girl is as good as dead with or without my help.”

      There was something about the tone of his voice that sent Y/N up the wall. “Without your help, she is as good as dead.” Y/N sighed. “You behave so evil sometimes that I think it is ingrained in your system.”

       “Please, explain to me exactly how that works.” Loki slowly stood to his feet and walked closer to the front of his cell. “Exactly how is evil ingrained in me?”

       “You use your powers for your own personal gain and the one time that they can be used for good, you refuse. There are two types of evil in the world, Loki: the evil that uses power to attack and the evil that simply does not use its power for good. For once, you are leaning towards the second one.”

         “Be careful how you speak to me, Y/N,” he seethed.

         “I am only saying the truth, Loki. You have the opportunity to do something good with your abilities yet you refuse to. What would Frigga think?”

         “Don’t say her name.”

         “Why not? Because you know I’m right?”          “DON’T SAY IT!” he screamed as he slammed the front shield of his cell with his fist.

           Y/N flinched only a little and stayed her ground. “She saw something in you that no one else did—-I know that because I think I saw the same thing.”

           “Oh, and what was that?”

           “Potential to be good. You are so smart, Loki, and clever yet you use those to destroy and never to fix. Help Jane, not for Thor or me, but for Frigga.”

         Loki stared down Y/N for a long time and she hoped that she didn’t over step her bounds. Finally, he stepped away from the front. “You have a way with words, Y/N.”          “Thank you.”

         “But I don’t know if I could be of much assistance.”

         “I know you can.” Y/N took a deep breath before walking into the cell. 

        Loki looked stunned by her actions. “What are you doing? If the guards see you—”

       “It’s fine, Thor wouldn’t let them hurt me.” Y/N took another step towards Loki. “But I think it’s sweet that…that you still care.”

        “I’ve never stopped. Have you?”

         “No, not really. As much as I wanted to hate you and fight you, I could never bring myself to because I held on to the memory of that boy I met in the Asgardian library all those years ago. Is that foolish?”

          “Being hopeful is never foolish, Y/N.” His tone was much softer as he walked closer to her. “It is one of the many things I love about you.”

           Love? Was he actually declaring his love for Y/N in such a casual way? This couldn’t really be happening.            “Loki.”

           His hands moved to cup her face, feeling cool to the touch. He was gentle, as though one wrong move would break her. “I’ve loved you since the day we met. I’ve never stopped thinking about you.”

            Before she could respond, he kissed her deeply and Y/N thought she could feel every emotion he felt during those fifteen years they were apart in that kiss. Slowly, she brought herself to kiss him back in spite of her mixed emotions and confusion. When they separated, he rested his forehead against hers. 

         “Wow,” she whispered. 

         “I will never hurt you, Y/N, I swear it,” he whispered back. 

[mattymattymerduck]

Into Infinity (Pt. 2)

Summary: Imagine randomly being pulled through a portal. When you awake, you find yourself in the Marvel Universe. More specifically, Tony Stark's lab. Guess this is what happens when Tony Stark 'examines' an Infinity Stone.

Part 1

Warnings: None

Word count: 1800

A/N: There’s not a lot in this one, but I hope you guys like it regardless! The next chapter has a bit more plot to it, and things’re gonna ramp up from there :D

"I'm sorry, the last time you fooled around with alien technology you created a blood-thirsty robot, and you didn't learn anything from that?" This scene was looking terribly familiar to you, except there were so many more people in the room than when Tony announced his plan to create Vision, and this time you were actually in the room with them. It was ultimately nerve-racking, having all these superheroes you daydreamed about glaring at you like some sort of alien pathogen ready to infect their society. You couldn't help but nervously raise your hand - there was no way you were gonna be a smartass under this pressure without permission.

"What?" Bruce asked, distrust and wariness edging his normally soft tone. You slowly brought your hand down and glanced around the room.

"Well it's just that, in all fairness, Tony also made Vision - more or less - and he turned out pretty worthy. Also, Ultron was a genius, the only flaw there was that he had his own identity. If he hadn't gone rogue because of his individual thoughts you all would have seen peace in your time. Like, just imagine what he could have done if you implanted say, Steve's moral code." You wanted to continue, but their glares weren't getting any softer and you just accidental diluted your first point by siding with a villain. Oops.

"The point is, we don't know who she is or what she's capable of. And you just teleported her straight to us?" Steve clarified, staring hard at Tony and making you pray Civil War wasn't about to unravel right before your eyes.

"Technically, no. It was the Infinity Stone, while I was out of the Tower, and we don't think it was a teleportation device, she's from a completely different universe."

"Or so she'll have us believe." Natasha's eyes never left you for a second; her voice just as distrusting as her gaze.

"I'm sure I can prove it." You blurted out before you had the chance to think about what you were saying. Every pair of eyes fell on you again and you regretted opening your mouth to begin with.

"I mean, in my universe or whatever, all of this is fictional. Like, comics and movies and whatever. I can tell you guys all about every moment of screen time you've had - mostly Steve and Thor and Tony though. Bruce maybe a little bit, but they recast you for the Avengers so it's a little iffy. We're still waiting for the Black Widow movie to be put in production, the Russo brothers said they'd love to make it but Marvel's not really on board yet so..." You trailed off again when all you were getting back was raised or furrowed brows and disbelieving gawks. You turned to Steve, knowing it could prove something if you could recount all his misadventures from the 1900's.

"Ask me something about you before you were frozen. If it was in the movie I should be able to answer, but choose something that wasn't recorded in the Smithsonian or somewhere where I'd be able to find it if I were from here." Even if Steve didn't quite trust you, he couldn't say no to your pleading eyes. He took a moment to dream up a question you shouldn't have been able to answer.

"Where did I first meet Howard Stark?" He felt a little intimidated when a broad smile cracked across your face.

"Well the first time you really met him was when you were getting injected with the serum, but the first time you saw him was the hovering car exhibition with Bucky and those two girls the night before he was shipped out. That was the same night you got recruited by Dr. Erskine I think." Steve's jaw dropped open and Tony stuck his arms out to you in a gesture that screamed, see?

"That was easy, someone give me something harder." It was like playing a trivia game, and suddenly you were having fun instead of being intimidated and starstruck.

"My brother, is he in these movies of yours?" Thor boomed effortlessly and you spun around to meet his blue curiosity.

"Loki? Oh yeah, he plays a bigger part than Odin or Jane."

"Then tell me where he is right now." Your mouth went dry. Of course you knew that he was impersonating Odin on the throne in Asgard, but Thor thought he was dead. You didn't know how telling him that would affect this world, but you could guess altering the timeline wouldn't be good.

"Well, I-uh," You were struggling to word it in a way that wouldn't allude to Loki being healthy and whole.

"She has no idea. This is ridiculous Tony, she'd just some crazy history buff."

"That's not true, I can answer it's just, well, spoilers." They weren't catching on though, so you huffed and said what you knew Thor knew.

"You think Loki's dead. There was a bunch of fake betrayal where he pushed you down a hill and pretended to cut off your hand, Jane was super confused and he ended up sacrificing himself for you. The last words you said to him were about telling Odin about it but he said it wasn't for him and then he died in your arms. His body's still there somewhere." It wasn't actually, but you weren't about to go meddling in matters that you had no part in.

"What about the rest of us then?" Natasha spoke up again, still not entirely convinced that you weren't a really well informed Hydra agent.

"I can tell you that when Wanda used her magic on you you saw the Red Room, dancing and going through 'initiation'." You frowned a wordless apology and turned to the others.

"Steve saw Peggy and all the other soldiers he fought with. Thor was back in Asgard with Hiemdall telling him he doomed them all. Tony saw all of you dead because of him,  and Clint wasn't touched by it. Nice job by the way, that was an awesome scene."

Bruce sighed because this was insane, but you had an answer for every question and there just wasn't any other possibility. The other members of the team shared a glance and seemed to unanimously agree to believe you. That didn't mean they had to trust you though.

"So where you're from, we don't even exist?" Tony clarified, still trying to wrap his head around that thought.

"Well, your actors do. and your characters, but no, not they way that you exist here. Do you think our worlds have the same timeline? Like, I've already been here for four hours, have I been gone from my world for four hours or do you think everything paused and it'll just pick up where it left off when I get back?" The worst thing about all this was that it was literally all grey area. The most you knew about dimensions, alternate universes, and time travel were from the various movies, shows, and books you'd read. There was no actual science to back any of it up, so in a way you were in uncharted territory.

"You know about as much as I do at this point, but I'm sure JARVIS and I can crack this whole thing open with a bit of time." Tony shrugged and you felt your stomach drop a little, like there were a bunch of wires suspending it and one of them spontaneously snapped.

"Okay. I guess I should find somewhere to bunk until then. How hard do you assume it'll be to get a job when I haven't technically existed for more than a few hours?" You ran a hand through your hair a zoomed through all the things you'd need to do if you were going to be around for a while.

"You want to get a job? What for?" Steve asked, clearly not trying to hold back his confusion.

"Well yeah, I'll need to be able to pay the hotel I crash at. Plus, I only have one pair of clothes and food isn't free. If I'm gonna be here longer than a day I'll need a couple bucks to my name."

"There's tons of room here, you're welcome to hole up on one of the billion floors if you want." Tony offered and for once, you were the one sporting a confused look.

"Really? But I'm a stranger. What happened to not spreading my crazy germs around your Tower?" Obviously there was nothing you wanted more than to get settled in the same building as all the Avengers, but you didn't want to impose, and you could only begin to comprehend how weird it must be for all of them, having a living wiki page walking around, knowing a great deal of their past and their secrets. Then again, maybe that's why they didn't want you wandering the streets.

"It's not all that crazy anymore. I mean, it is, but now you're an anomaly instead of a genderbent Norman Bates. And it'll be easier to run tests if you're only an elevator ride away."

"Makes sense I guess. But only if you're all okay with it." You looked around the room and saw nothing but nods and shrugs.

"Looks like you're in kid, just don't try to cut any throats while we sleep, you won't make it to morning if you do." Clint was entirely serious in his threat and you laughed nervously under his heavy stare.

"I don't think you have anything to worry about, but I got it. I promise I won't try to assassinate you."

"Okay, now that the threats are over with, I'll have Pepper get you settled." You slapped a hand over your mouth to keep in an excited squeal.

"Pepper Potts? I get to meet The Pepper Potts?" You were practically bouncing and it made Steve laugh seeing someone so utterly happy.

"Yeah? Maybe I'm getting the wrong message here but you seem more excited about meeting her than you were to meet us." Tony mentioned incredulously and watched you bite your lip in anticipation.

"Yeah, I mean I love you guys but Pepper is like, your whole world! She's amazing, and she's perfect for you. Like sure, Darcy's a good match too, and I've seen so much FrostIron it makes my head spin, but Pepper's a whole other level. She tops Stony a million times over."

"FrostIron...?"

"Stony?"

"You really don't want to know; believe me." You chose to ignore the strange look both Thor and Tony were giving you and stuffed your hands into your pockets anxiously. "So, Pepper, can we do that now?" There was too much raw hope in your eyes for anyone to deny you, so Tony called his girlfriend up and sent you on your way.

"Oh, one last thing." You called down the hall before getting into the elevator. Tony spun around on his heel to see your raised eyebrow.

"When are you gonna tell Fury about this?"

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[imagine-loki]

The Slutty Webs one Weaves

Title : The Slutty Webs one Weaves

Chapter NO. 3 of 10?

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki’s Asgardian wife learns women write fanfiction about him on a trip to Midgard. She’s edgy for the duration and lets him have it when they get back.

Author: lokilover9

Rating: M

Notes: Hello everyone. I will get to writing another chapter of Irked, but for now, here’s a mini crack fic. Should be good for a laugh or two.

Thor was bodybuilding to a song by Right Said Fred, when his phone rang. ...'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy, it hurts…' "Hello?"

Tony held the phone from his ear and yelled. "DO YOU…" The music suddenly stopped. "...ever look at your call display?"

"Sorry, flying human. Was working my gluteus maximus."

"To the detriment of my earius drumius."

"Oops. How's life?"

"Riveting in the last twenty four hours. You alone?"

"Jane's in Vegas with Darcy."

"Perfect. Think you can you put aside selfies with groping seniors and visit me ASAP?"

"The cougars are more troublesome. Their claws resemble a bilgesnipes. Bloody frightening."

"Buy Hulk bandages. Well?"

"Sounds serious."

"It is. I've a friend that wishes to meet you and it's mandatory you oblige."

"Who?"

"Can't say until you agree to abide by our terms of said meeting."

"Tony, are you in cohorts with an enemy?"

"Thor, are you on crack?"

"Don't know what that is."

"The universe is grateful. Please listen. You cannot hitch a ride with Mjolnir, or come by plane. You must drive here and take every precaution to avoid being recognized or followed. Most importantly, keep it secret."

Thor gave his word and was blown away by what he learned. "Spoil her rotten if need be, I'll foot the bill. Do 'not' let her leave."

"I'm a billionaire ya silly arse, remember? Start packing."

After gathering his suit pieces from the sixtieth floor, Stark went to tell Brianna, but she'd fallen asleep following a bathroom break, halfway through the movie. When Pepper went in there to clean, it looked like a photo from Architectural Digest.

Upon waking, Little Warrior was thrilled to hear the news. "Thanks, Iron Man. Where's Pepper?"

"Out buying you clothes."

"Yaaay!" *****

Thor arrived two days later and instantly fell in love with the girl. She showed him similar acts of magic Tony saw, but still wouldn't reveal anything more about herself. Her abilities and resemblance to Loki were so uncanny, he was ninety percent convinced she was his.

"Your quite talented, Brianna. Why is it you wish to meet my brother?"

"Based on in-depth research, I believe he's a sorcerer, yes?"

"He is."

"Good. I was hoping to ask him some questions about my abilities. Do you think he'll come?”

"I'm sure of it. Will you please stay with Tony and Pepper until we return?"

“I’ll be here.”

Tony rode the elevator down with him.

"How did she know Loki is a sorcerer?"

"I'm questioning the same. Only Fury, his bosses and the other Avengers know. None of us would spill the beans. I suspect Brianna's abilities are more extensive than she's letting on. How will you convince Prince Jezebel?"

"Who?"

Tony deadpanned. "Loki?"

"Threaten to tell Astrid."

"If it comes to that, have mercy and offer the guy some earplugs. Her drama queening is like fingernails down a blackboard."

"My sister in law's wrath will be a walk in the park compared to our Mother's. She's my backup plan."

Stark recalled Ellen Ripley's experience with an angry, Alien queen then pictured a seidre in its hand. "Have a nice trip, big guy." ***** On the morning Thor returned to Asgard, Astrid woke early to find Loki pensively staring out their bedroom window. "What's wrong?"

"There's no easy way to say this, my lovely. You continuously speak of longing to start a family, but this sneaking off realm without a word..it's left me hesitant to believe you're ready."

"Why?"

"Your temper flares and you often act without thinking. I keep questioning had we children…"

"They would've stayed with your Mother." She angrily started searching for attire. "But no problem. I'll stay on the pill."

"Is this reaction not a perfect example?"

"Maybe I'm insulted you think me so dumb!"

She slammed the bathroom door, started the shower and he walked out. "Nice talk, Astrid. Love you too."

Following a meeting with Odin, Loki saw Thor hastily approaching within the corridor. "Brother!" He called in a disingenuous pronounced tone. "How art thou?"

Loki was dragged by the collar into a side room and assertively shoved him off. "I've repeatedly warned your bullying days are over. Do that again and find yourself in another dimension. Painstricken."

Thor locked the door. "I'm disappointed in you."

"I've an extensive list of mutual sentiment. Make an appointment and we'll talk."

"We'll talk now. Stark and I believe you've fathered a child on Midgard."

Loki proceeded to laugh. "Impossible...ludicrous. There isn't a female there nor here I haven't used a termination spell on."

"While they slept?"

"Precisely."

"What about the time you woke naked in a dumpster in California? With no recollection of how you arrived there after leaving a club with three women? Which one did you fuck?"

"None. The last thing I remember were two pleasuring each other on a bed while the third was on her knees pleasing me, when everything faded into blackness. Crazy bitches drugged me. I never saw the route travelled, the house number, nothing, but the inside of a bedroom and then the dumpster when a pigeon rammed its beak into my nostrils."

"You aren't making sense."

"I let them blind fold me in the car."

Thor choked back a laugh. "Midgardian females tricked the trickster?"

"Do I look amused? That was the last time I drank from a bottle I didn't personally open."

"Just listen?" ~ A half hour passed. ~ "I understand your lingering skepticism. At least come help the child. If you don't, Tony fears she may leave without him knowing."

"Fine, but what exactly am I to tell Astrid?"

Loki returned to his chambers to find a note on their bed; 'Gone to my parents for a week to cool off seeing as though you think I'm always angry.' He tossed it in the trash and left one for her; 'My turn to disappear. Janes on vacation so I've returned to Midgard to bond with big brother. Do say hello to your parents, my lovely. Kisses.'

"Satisfied, Thor? Now how do we keep Heimdall from tattling?"

"By leaving immediately. His new trainee is on duty."

"Maxome? That nincompoop will send us into orbit."

"Don't let appearances fool you. He looks like a troll, but knows his job. And Maxi Waxi takes bribes."

Loki's eyes narrowed. "Who are you? Impersonating a Prince of Asgard is punishable by death." *****

The bifrost vanished and Thor's phone immediately rang. "Slow down, Tony. We can take portal taxi to…" The call suddenly ended. "...the Towers underground."

Stark exited the elevator in hyperdrive. "Holy shit, am I glad to see you guys!" He poked Loki's arm. "E..specially..you, fornication fabler. Whatever big guy here told ya? I've an update. Not only is my guest up there adorable and a bonafide genius, but definitely of a life form I've yet to encounter."

"Have you been eating Count Chocula again?"

"No, but I know what you're thinking and get in line. Pepper already threatened to duct tape me to a wall."

"Relax, flying human."

"I'm relaxed every second I'm around that kid. Can't a guy unwind a little? This is me unwinding, okay? Stop talking because I'm talking."

Both Gods locked their lips with imaginary keys.

"The day after you left, Thor, I suggested Brianna and I bake cookies with M&M's, but asked she not tell Pepper as I get in trouble for sugar highs. Then I jokingly asked if she'd ever hidden cookies in her pockets and she said yes. 'Interdimensional pockets'."

Loki cocked a brow.

"Pshh, yeah, hello? The next day, she demanded to know where the clothes she'd arrived in were. Pepper had put them in the wash and Brianna raced to the laundry room, swung opened our front loader with magic, gathered them into a ball and screamed at us while her skin turned blue and eyes Ruby red. 'DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! DON'T 'EVER' TOUCH MY STUFF!' I just about fucking shit myself!"

The God sighed. "You 'have' encountered that life form."

"Notta, buddy boy. I would've remembered."

"Are you wearing a diaper?"

"Huh?"

"Maybe you should be." Said Thor.

Loki stepped away and partially revealed himself. His skin turned blue, but remained human in texture and eyes reddened like Brianna's.

Stark backed into a pillar. "What the hell are you?"

"Remember I said he was adopted and later educated you on the nine realms?"

"Uh hu."

Loki returned to Aesir form. "I'm a Frost Giant from Jotunheim."

"Ha! I'm not a loon, after all!"

"No one thought you were."

"I knew Brianna was yours and Pepper wouldn't believe me! Wait, isn't that realm mostly ice? Can you conjure it out of nowhere?"

"Yes to both questions, but it's exhausting without the Casket of Ancient Winters. Why?"

"Whatever that is. Little Warrior can too."

"What did you just say?"

"After yelling at us she ran into her ensuite and we followed to find ice crystals forming around the edges of the closed door. It wouldn't budge and with our calls going unanswered for a good ten minutes, I panicked, took an axe to it and hacked into a thick inch layer of ice on the other side. Brianna was out cold in the tub, slept through the hacking to reach her, then for another seventeen hours. We were frantic."

"Take me to her, now." He commanded.

"Why the sudden urgency?" Asked Thor.

Loki had a foresight he opted not to share. "Shouldn't we both be eager to meet a child so skillful without the casket?"

The trio entered the elevator.

"You better not be thinking of turning Heimdall into an icicle again."

Loki bypassed him and eyed Tony. "Eh he he he."

"Screw you, Snowflake. These are jeans and a shirt. Not a silk, pink robe and yes I'm wearing underwear."

Thor smirked. "Ah, the Boopsicle story."

"That's nice. I'll bet he told you the pink fishnets story too."

Loki pursed his lips and Thor stopped smirking. "No. No he didn't."

Stark tried a witty save. "Pepper looked great in them. Sucks to be you for missing it."

"You let my brother see your lady in fishnets? I'd never let another guy see Jane in lingerie."

Thor was being so daft, Loki laughed harder and Tony frowned at him. "Asshole."

They exited and as Virginia approached with Brianna, amusement never left Loki so quickly. Thor had said she was young, but this child craning her head to look up at him barely reached the height of his hip. From everything learned of her, he'd imagined one sturdier, yet she resembled a miniature ballerina. So delicate and beautiful, how was she the daughter of a Frost Giant? Yet the evidence couldn't be denied. He was staring into a mirrored image of himself in female form. Her body structure, ivory skin and elegant features. The striking eyes, thick lashes and hair so black, hints of blue danced upon it like the feathers of a Ravens in daylight.

'"Hello. I'm Loki."

She offered a tiny hand to shake which vanished amidst his as her voice invoked a strange sense of familiarity. "Hi. I'm Brianna."

'Og Min Lille.' He quietly whispered. Then as overwhelming guilt struck from not knowing of her existence, she made him chuckle.

"Mythology states you're the God of Mischief, right?"

"Correct."

Her smile was enchantingly impish. A perfect replica of his own. "Then I believe we'll get along splendidly." She addressed the others. "Kindly excuse us. I wish to speak with Loki alone. Right this way." Brianna closed her bedroom door gesturing to a chair, then sent a blast of light from her hand towards the ceiling.

He watched it spread in a clear ripple down every wall and politely asked. "What did you do?"

"Created a special sound shield. We'll hear them, but they can't hear us. Unless I allow it." That and bypassing Jarvis, was how she'd snuck back to the sixtieth floor the previous night to retrieve a backpack hidden there.

Loki concealed astonishment as he hadn't mastered that trick until his early teens. "Very impressive."

"Thanks and for coming."

"A worthy venture to meet a fellow magician."

Brianna sat on the bed and gave him the strangest look. A combination of curiosity, bewilderment and resentment were he to guess. "I did tell Thor my questions regarded sorcery, but those can wait. First, tell me everything about your ancestry."

She couldn't have asked an odder question based on his secret foresight. "Why do you wish to know?"

"Because you're the only person who can explain exactly what I am, 'Dad'. Now start talking or Jarvis bites it."

[brightsun-and-darkmidnight]

Heartbeat: A Fragile Reminder

TITLE: Heartbeat: A Fragile Reminder

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 20 / ?

AUTHOR: brightsun-and-dark midnight

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki falling in love with a Midgardian and his words to Thor about Jane during Dark World coming back to haunt him. “It would be a heartbeat. You would never be ready.”

RATING:  M for Mature

NOTES/WARNINGS: ~▪︎~FOR THE WHOLE STORY~▪︎~

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Check Masterlist. It's going to be a long read. I try to keep each chapter around 3,000 words.

My Ao3: brightsun_and_darkmidnight

!-!TRIGGER WARNING(S)!-!

So many triggers, read ALL of them!

Swearing. Angst. Death. Depression. Violence. Self-harm. Regret. Carelessness for safety. Doubts. Torture. NSFW. Smut. Fluff. And Of Course- Mischief.

Summary: The new Avenger.

 ~ ~ ENJOY  ~ ~

Everyone was watching the news after Alicia's interview.

The news a background sound to Alicia as she looked out the window and sipped tea. Alicia thought she heard it all. 

Her bullies claiming to be her friends. 

Loki wasn't good for Alicia… She was too innocent for him.

Alicia glanced at the TV as they talked about Asgard, 18 people dead. Is she really cut out to be an Avenger? Alicia's words, 'the Avengers created their own mess before being heroes' the headline along the bottom.

She was able to drastically minimize casualties and handled the situation very well.

Someone Seriously reiterated how Loki got Alicia. Another jumped in, "Careful, Alicia just might give you that look when she's pissed off and give you a well thought out comment to get you away. Besides we know from past interviews, Loki said she had charm."

There was a laugh between the reporters as they agreed and then they went onto the weather, joking Thor was in a good mood today and the sun was expected to stay out.

Alicia glanced at Loki who was staring at his tea with his fingers tracing over the ridge and handle. Alicia smiled at him and pushed her unworried thoughts aside as she grabbed his restless hand. His eyes flickered to hers.

Alicia asked with a caring smile, "Worried about something?"

The annoying voice with the usual insult, "Loki is putting on a show, he is a full on diva."

Alicia glared, "One more word Tony and I'll tie your lungs together."

Tony gestured towards Alicia, "I'm really starting to question if Loki is the one to worry about."

Clint warned Tony, "she could make you suffer slowly. She learned a few things from her sister-who specializes in torture."

Alicia smiled as she lifted an eyebrow to challenge Tony.

"Ok Sour patch kid." Tony snapped his fingers and clapped loudly. "That's your hero name."

Loki suggested, "You could go with sour patch kid." Alicia glared at Loki. "Sweet and sour?" 

Rolled her eyes half heartedly as Alicia thought back to things she was called before. Mostly insults. Then one stuck. She looked at Loki, speaking loudly, "Peacekeeper."

Realization hit his face quickly, "you can't be serious. That is a direct challenge to Luit."

"He got the name from our fan base." Alicia sipped her tea and spoke nonchalantly, "Have you found those cuffs yet?"

Loki held her stare and then narrowed his eyes as he spoke, "We are not doing torture training."

"It's going to happen." Alicia played with the rim of her mug, "Marci is already working on them…" Alicia's eyes fell to her moving fingers, "and she's almost done." 

Alicia heard Loki stand abruptly and looked at him. His hand picked relentlessly at the other and his gorgeous emerald eyes were wet. "You have no idea what you are doing. No idea what that is going to do to you." His words were caring but growl was prominent, then the words were harsh and his voice was strangled. "Must you be so mindless when it comes to your well being? You need babysat every second because it's so hard -impossible, to keep you safe."

Alicia was startled when Loki hit the table at his last word. The words stung in her chest. Her eyes burned with tears. Ever since she..hurt herself Loki never really left her side. If he did, there was this look he sent any one in the room before he left. Alicia realized she was being baby sat. She was this burden everyone needed to watch constantly. 

The room was silent. Friction from the oxygen moving in the air could be heard. Maybe it was the loud thump in her ears as her heart constricted. Alicia rolled her lips into her mouth as she looked at the dents and splinters Loki's hands still rested in. Her chest stopped expanding and contracting so her breath would not hitch and shake. 

Alicia knew from a sideline experience Loki lashed out when hurt or pushed to far. Maybe she has been this huge stressor. There was this voice of reason, saying Loki cared but he was just overwhelmed. Alicia saw his frustration. He has been trying so hard to keep her safe but the future had different plans.

Alicia stood slowly, staring at his chest. Not able to make eye contact. She saw his hands clench tighter and she swallowed to force her heart back into her chest. Her fingers graze the table as she walked past him. Let her hand ghost over his, hesitated to give that reassuring squeeze. She whispered, "we need time to cool down." 

She walked out, using her vague memory of the new place to get her to her room. Tears blurred her sight but she wouldn't let them fall. Not until she locked the entrance door to her meeting room, the one to her bedroom and collapsed on the floor in heart wrenched cries.

Loki stood straight. Hands opened and rested on the table. He stared at indents then turned to go the way Alicia just walked. There was a familiar heavy hand on his shoulder. Loki dipped his shoulder and kept walking but the hand gripped so tight it was uncomfortable. Finally, a reasonable reaction for his outburst. 

"You both need space."

Loki turned and glared at Thor, so tempted to plunge something sharp into his brother. 

What would Alicia do? What would she say?

Loki locked his jaw and tensed his muscles so he was still. Closed his eyes and breathed. Thor was right. Loki had been suffocating their relationship because he was worried about her. There were no guarantees of safety, thus, his insistent watchful eyes. Loki got out of the grasp and went to the window. He picked at his hand in thought of how to make it up to Alicia. 

The picking got worse, especially as the reporters on another TV talk show discussed all their distaste for Loki and how Alicia was way too good for him. How dare Loki believe he could have someone so perfect. He had magic over her. Had her so deeply mind controlled she couldn't break free.

Were they right? Loki cast many illusions in his time of loneliness… could he have put her under some love spell? Loki's eyes closed as his jaw rolled then closed. Lips pressed together in a firm line. Had he messed up even the slightest thing when he put her to sleep? 

"We will go check on her." Jane spoke up.

Loki opened his eyes. The sun set Alicia never got to finish, was gone. The lights of the city below shining as the sky got darker. The stars were unable to be seen with the light pollution, but Loki had seen enough stars for the rest of his life. His eyes saw Natasha lead; Jane, Valkyrie, and Pepper. He knew they would care for her. 

His eyes fell to his hands that insisted on healing the small skin that was picked away.

Why must he heal so fast? It wasn't Seder. It was his damn blood, his heritage. It had always been... Odd. To heal so fast. He remembered his mother being so distraught at his arrival at the medical rooms for treatment. 

He had a wound that was brought on by fire serpents. The Hel fire would not heal on his skin and it hurt so terribly that he could not focus his Seder. His mother's grim face filled with expectations that he had not known yet. Now he understood why she insisted on her personal room and sent the others away. Even sent her own healer to the other side of the door.

Loki looked up and saw Thor talking with the others near the loud TV. Turning from the reflections Loki stepped with purpose to the real world.

"Thor, has Eir assigned a healer?"

Thor blinked and his eyebrows scrunched. "No. She hasn't, but she is gathering the best healers for Alicia to potentially be paired with. You know there is a system."

Loki growled, "I know."

Thor patted Loki's shoulder and promised Loki, "I will call her now to check on progress. Go relax before the party."

Loki nodded and swallowed at the disappointing promise.

Alicia's tears had poured out of her when she felt a gentle hand on her shoulder. It was Pepper. The others were behind looking down at her, making her feel; like a burden, weak, and pathetic. Natasha picked the locks when Alicia did not come to the door. They helped her onto the bed and Alicia quickly put up her brave and strong facade. She teased herself and said she was being absurd.

Jane leaned forward to be seen, once Alicia saw her she spoke. "You have been so stressed. We see it. You have worked yourself constantly and it's no wonder you need a break. Loki doesn't let you breathe."

Alicia wipes at tears, "he knows my worries of the untold future. Loki is tortured at the idea I will be harmed again. He was..terrified when he found me. The knowledge that could happen again is...unnerving."

Jane stared at Alicia with concerned eyes, speaking softly. "Thor is pushing the issue of getting you a healer. He called so many times Eir told him not to call and she will get a hold of him...but there is a process." 

Yes… the damn process. Driving everyone, especially Loki insane with the wait.

An Oracle focuses on the witch in question with the chosen healers in the room. The Oracle warns them all of challenges the witch will throw at them. Once the ones up to the challenges are left in the room they sign a contract. The vision that is the most vital is burned to the healers mind and they have to figure out how to heal themselves so they could heal the witch. There is a contract the healers go through so they can not give information concerning the worst vision.

Alicia looked at her hands, she was told by Eir it was going to take time to find her someone that was compatible. It was just a safety precaution to allow the healers mind to fix itself so they can heal the witch through anything. The part of the contract that kept the secrets, to let the future unfold naturally, is that they can not tell what the Oracle showed them. The Oracle's contract is a spell so they can not tell anyone the vision or they will die as their voice box swells and closes off any air.

Alicia swallowed, her hands shook a little and played with them. "Are the healers having a hard time? I mean, if I didn't already have the worst vision, yet...what's in the future?"

There was silence. A heavy question hanging by a frail tie.

Alicia looked at the clock as a servant came in after a quiet knock. Alicia stood and smiled, "I guess we have to get ready."

"If you need anything."

"Thank you Natasha. I will be alright." Alicia waved her hands towards the door, "go get ready. I will see you all at the party."

Alicia's servant did her hair in a half updo. Bangs framing her face with loose curls that cascaded to her waist. Her make up made her glow compared to the flushed and tear stained cheeks. Alicia's eyes were dark from despair but the eyeshadow of darker natural colors helped push her usual bright eyes to appear as normally displayed. 

"You really know how to pull someone together…"

The servant smiled into the mirror, "you are always put together when I arrive."

Alicia muttered a quiet thanks from embarrassment, she had not realized she spoke allowed. Once the look was complete, Alicia looked in the mirror. Loki's colors decorated her and she hoped he was alright. She wished they would be able to fix the tension that was left unattended.

Loki was in the party area, watching eagerly for Alicia to arrive.

"Do not worry Brother, she will be here. Jane swore Alicia was fine."

Loki didn't say anything but his eyes darted to the various entry points. Each face was not hers. He saw hundreds of faces but none of them held the beauty that adorned Alicia. Loki was turned and guided to the bar.

A relaxed, carefree voice reached his ears, "You are going to feel like an eternity passed if you keep waiting like that. You need a distraction."

"Valkyrie, I'm not drinking."

"Just a glass of wine. You will be relaxed." She poured Asgardian wine into a glass and she drank right from the bottle.

Loki wanted Alicia's touch but he could not have it. Loki took a drink, this would have to do till he had Alicia in his arms. No one comforted Loki. It was obvious Alicia was the favorite for everyone, that Loki was the one in the wrong… As usual. Everyone was listening to her about the damn torture training. No one understands the pain she would be in. His hand threatened to shatter the wine glass but he envisioned Alicia's hand in his. 

A woman sat close to Loki at the bar. She pointed over his shoulder and he saw Alica talking with a man. He moved to get up but the woman held his arm. He knew the woman was Asgardian just by her grip. Her voice was low as she states, "she seems to be having a great time without you." The woman's hand went to his chest and the slightest amount into the jacket where her fingers drew signs onto his taunt muscles. 

"We could have a good time too." Her smile and voice were heavily suggestive. The woman's eyes tried to unlock his mask but were unable to shine a light through like Alicia. Everything about Alicia was subtle, a respectful and unnoticeable display of her needs for him through a flirtatious side glance and shoulder raise. It was when Loki would smirk at her and pull her a little closer she would bite her lip.

The woman's tongue slid across her lips and said, "I heard of how rough you love to be. You can't do that with her." And that hand went lower in his jacket, "you can with me."

Loki glared and plucked the woman's hand from him, "I am not interested." Loki turned and did not walk with the gentleman prance as he started out with. Loki fully prepared to tear the man apart and his intentions must have been obvious because people were getting out of his way. 

Alicia's back was to him until she pushed the man away and snarled at the man. "Touch me again and I will cut your hands off finger by finger." And Alicia turned. She stumbled back as she almost collided with Loki. Anger on her face as she huffed. Then she looked shocked, relieved, and a little worried when she finally took in his face. "Loki."

Her anger fit with his colors, appropriate if taking in the meaning behind them. But her beauty brought life to his colors in a positive light.

"Love, are you alright?" It was many questions in one. Referring to before and now.

Her smile was warmer, "better now." Loki followed her glare then took her to the bar once she said, "let's get a drink." Alicia tugged on his hand, "he is not worth the attention." Eyes followed them to the bar, Loki got the same Midgardian wine as Alicia. She went to the deck outside. "I was trying to get to you but that idiot stopped me." She rolled her eyes in frustration as she took a rather large gulp of the wine. 

She never let him go. For their image first. The man's well being… was the reason Loki wanted released. Loki knew she realized his plans, thus not letting go. They had an image she was trying to maintain.

Alicia was staring towards the city, eyes following the cars on the streets below. The light from the obnoxious party illuminating her skin. She did not match her surroundings. She was too...godly for anything other than marble, gold, and with the view of a natural landscape. Loki longed to see her in the settings of his home.

In Asgard.

The wind blew hair in her face and Loki instantly used his hand to pin the offending obstruction away. Her eyes met his. Her makeup was in place, even though Loki would always insist she went without it.. He agreed, unspoken, that it did enhance her beauty. 

Her hair was blowing in the now gentle breeze of the warm summer night. Her neck wrapped in a simple choker and rope necklace that hung along her breasts that were enhanced by the tight top. Loose shoulder less straps that took his eyes back up to her collar bones, were those straps should have been designed to be. 

Her head leaned into his hand. Encouraging the touch. His eyes closed as he felt the tight feeling leave his chest.

Loki felt her gentle kiss on the palm and her warm breath as she spoke, "I love you. I appreciate your worry but…" her face turned so he could take in her every feature once he welcomed the current world. He was prepared to face his punishment. "I hope my healer is assigned soon. We haven't had very much time to ourselves recently and I feel...smothered."

That was it? That was his punishment? She desired space… "I apologize. It was not my intention."

Alicia smiled, "I know… You are worried." Her eyes looked all over his face and her hand went to his chest to rest there. Her breath was deep, "you are so handsome."

Loki smirked, "I'm handsome? Just solidifying this now?"

Alicia rolled her eyes, "I guess you are if your going to be so cocky about it."

Loki hummed and took her hand, "let me have a look at you." He spun her slowly.

The dress flared out after her waist, the slit was perfect for him, but not for public eyes. The dress lifted in the spin to show her heels that were just two inches and he couldn't help but be amused. She was clumsy in anything higher. Her shoes were a simple ankle strap, similar to their first date. Loki let her stop spinning and she gestured to herself, "am I to your satisfaction?" The dress wrapping around her at the stop and moved back and forth till it stilled.

Loki smiled and kissed her gently, "always." He grinned with teasing words on his tongue.

"You better think before your next words."

Loki chuckled and then inspected her first, "you didn't spill your wine. I'm impressed."

Alicia huffed and gave him a tap on the chest. "Forget the wine, I need it. That man got away with his hands, I'm impressed with myself for that."

Loki couldn't stop the laugh from escaping his throat, "You are starting to sound like me. Treasuring small accomplishments to everyday civilians."

"That guy pissed me off."

"Shall I take care of him?" Loki turned to go towards the bustling party and smiled when he felt a tug back. "I can't just let him go for distressing a fair maiden."

Alicia fanned herself as if she was a fair maiden that needed saving, "Oh, how very heroic of you." Alicia threw herself into his chest and blinked up at him, "my hero." 

Loki laughed but didn't miss the chance to play along, "do my heroic actions get a reward?"

Loki could tell she was trying very hard not to laugh and keep up their act, "you may grace these lonely lips with yours kind sir."

Loki smiled, "as you wish." He kissed her slowly, as if it was the tender first kiss from an actual hero.

Someone cleared their throat and Alice giggled as she pulled away to hide her face in his neck.

"Make out later. We got shots and dancing to do." Susan pulled Alicia to the bar as Alicia yelled at her not to have too much but Susan claimed she has not been out in a long time. The two of them did not hang out in a long time and needed to relax. Susan slapped the bar, "Two shots!"

"Susan, no." The shots came as Natasha smiled and told her to enjoy herself.

Susan held her shot glass out and said with a slur, "you are getting on the floor with me. Shot or not. I still can't believe you have magic. "

Alicia looked at Loki. He looked highly amused.

"He hasn't seen your club dance?" Susan slapped the bar urgently, "two more shots!"

"For your sake, I'll take the shots. This is it for both of us." And Alicia threw back her head and grimaced.

Susan winked at Loki, "You're going to love this!" Susan pulled Alicia to the dance floor quickly after Alicia gave Loki a long kiss and a heated stare. "Make eyes as you dance, give everyone something to watch."

There it was. The reason Alicia was so reserved. People to watch. 

Loki wondered if the alcohol would make her forget the image she showed. As soon as Susan was on the floor she instantly started to dance. Susan was dancing as if someone was grinding on her from behind… Loki watched as Alicia eased into it, so unnaturally nervous. She danced timidly at first and was barely able to keep her eyes on Loki.

Loki watched with interest. A few songs in and Alicia was mostly keeping eye contact with him. Taken by the alcohol as she swayed her hips and the rest of her body followed as if her hips were the puppet master. Everything flowing smoothly and looked as if her hips were the source of the energy. Her hands moved as if to showcase her hips then would go to the sides of her body and rolled so smoothly.

"She dances like a Sakarian seductress." Valkyrie said and then took large swallows of alcohol as she watched Alicia from around the bottle.

"A goddess of fertility." Thor replied and took a few gulps of his beer as Valkyrie pointed at his reply and held her drink up in cheers.

"Seductress and fertility? I already said no little Loki's." Tony pointed at Loki, "don't even think about it." And then Pepper tried to get Tony to end the party.

Loki didn't pay any attention to them. Alicia was dancing. So inviting. So.. sultry and seducing. Loki noticed he wasn't the only one swayed by her moves as he watched the same guy from before moving towards her. Loki was already preparing to get up.

Alicia felt hands on her hips from behind. She knew immediately Loki was not the one getting friendly with her. She pried the hands off her and turned with a glare. It was the man from before. Not able to keep his balance and a crooked grin. His heavy slur was further proof,  "Still too good for me? You with those secrets you kept..? I bet you keep secrets in bed… Loki is probably.."

Alicia ignored the man's rambling that never really ended in a complete thought. She stayed out of reach of the man and kept Susan behind her, "you are drunk. I suggest you leave."

Alicia heard Susan saying she would go get security.

"Does Loki overcompensate with his ego?"

Alicia laughed at the ridiculous question, "I assure you he doesn't need to overcompensate for anything."

"So screwing a whore like you is easy." He grabbed Alicia but she got out of his grasp and pushed him away. He stumbled into people, thus getting attention,  "Come on baby doll, Let me take a turn. I don't mind sloppy seconds."

Alicia saw movement, and Loki was coming towards them. She instantly felt sober, Alicia knew there would be trouble, more gossip for the media. "You need to go."

"Only if you come with me." The man's grin seemed to grow as Alicia pushed on Loki's chest, repeatedly telling him she was fine. "The whores beast has him tamed well. She must be a great fuck for him to not add her to the list of people he killed.. like he killed all the people of New yor-"

That was it. She had it with everyone. The whole world knew she was not defenseless now. She debated if she should keep pushing Loki away, let him go, and then the idea she has always wanted to do. Alicia said, "fuck it." She turned and knocked the guy on his ass as he sported one hell of a bloodied lip. Before Alicia could do anything else, Loki grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her to him. 

"No baby doll. You're the one who takes it rough…" Alicia tried to pry Loki's fingers from her that were holding tightly and might be bruising her. The man got up and stumbled forward, effectively falling on all fours. He gestured under him, "I'll show you a more gentle approach than the monster."

That made her stomach turn and her to see a pitiful excuse of a man. She was held onto by Loki as she tries once more to get to the man. "you want added to my list?"

Security finally pulls the man to his feet. Loki growled, "Get him out of here, or I'll let her go."

The man laughed and slurred more insults at them. Then he heaved up a foul amount of alcohol, causing everyone to groan and laugh. 

Alicia smirked as Susan stood in front of her, "just like old times."

Alicia groaned, "don't remind me."

Loki was pulling her away and he was smiling. "I think you can kiss your perfect role model image away after tonight, Darling." Loki hummed as he pulled Alicia outside for fresh air. He put her against the railing and trapped her with his body. He eyed her with amusement and desire. She stared back as her arms on his shoulders, moved fluid but not organized anymore. "Perhaps we can have fun in public now?"

Alicia's slur was becoming obvious, "maybe. Nothing too crazy. I don't want anyone thinking they can join." Her lips found his neck as she grumbled,  "I want you to myself.."

The working of her mouth was holding purpose as it worked against his skin. Loki chuckled slowly, "Are you possessive when intoxicated?" She sucked a little more causing Loki to teasingly purr, "keep that up and you'll leave a mark."

Alicia pulled back and eyed the area Loki felt a little more chilled from the crisp air. "That can work." And she grinned up to him. Her fingers pulled him by the neck as she kissed him with fever. Loki let her have a few seconds of fun before he pulled away from her and she whined his name. Loki picked up Alicia as she was losing the ability to stand.

He asked, “You had more than you should have, didn’t you?”

“Maybe a bit.” Alicia said pinching her fingers together.

Loki could tell she was in a very fuzzy state of mind. “Come on, Darling. Let's get this out of your system.”

“What are you going to do?"

Loki picked her up and carried her swiftly through the party. Alicia groaned, telling him not to move so fast. He took her to her own room. Through her personal living room set up for her personal meetings, then to her bedroom. Keeping in mind to move her slowly onto the bed. He removed her clothes slowly as well but left her underwear on for now.

Alicia groaned, “Loki I don’t think I can have sex.”

“I know, Love. That is not the plan tonight. We need to get that alcohol out of your stomach before it gets too far into your system.” Loki picked her up and took her to the bathroom. He put her in front of the toilet.

“Oh come on. Please don’t make me throw up in front of you.” She was starting to visibly wobble as the legal poison worked its way to her system.

Loki held her hair and pressed his hand to her stomach letting his seder work, “No other way Love.”

Alicia tried moving his hand away as she started to gag, “Loki. please don’t.”

It must have been 10 minutes of expelling the liquid. Loki gave her breaks to let her get her strength back. She groaned how she promised to never drink ever again. “Good Love. I really don’t want to do this again.” Then he let her finish expelling everything in her stomach.

“I feel so gross. I can’t believe you made me do that.” Alicia wiped at her face with a wet cloth Loki put in front of her. She stood and went to the sink. She brushed her teeth and ignored Loki, even though he was making himself busy getting a bath ready. She stood there and stared at the mirror where Loki stood now. His hands were running up and down her arms and sides. He unclasped her bra and helped it slide off her body. What was in the mirror was bare. His eyes meeting hers and stayed on hers even though she was exposed. Alicia turned and hugged him, “You really didn’t need to do that.”

Loki followed her gaze to the bath, “Satisfied in everything, Love. Anything you need. Anything you want will be yours.”

“What if I just want you?” There was still a slur...

Loki pried her hands from his erection, “You have me. But. Not tonight, not that way. You need rest. You are going to have a hellish morning."

[imagine-loki]

Dark Paradise

TITLE: Dark Paradise CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 33 AUTHOR: Pretty Dead Girl ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Jane’s cousin comes in for a visit, meeting Jane’s boyfriend Thor, as well as the rest of the Avengers; including Loki. (Who she cannot stand.) When she gets sucked into a portal to Muspelheim, she finds there is only one person who can protect her. The one who had attempted to save her. RATING: M

Summary:

It’s been two years since Unn’s birth. Loki discovers that being King takes up a lot of his time. Octavia is still adjusting to being Queen, but overall everything is perfect. They are one big happy family.

Except for the fact that they keep getting cockblocked by their two-year-old.

Notes:

I considered making a sequel, but then just decided to continue this one and just fast forward a bit. King Loki, at your service.

                                                 PART 2

“Fa-ther. Fa-ther.” Loki repeated to the wide-eyed toddler, who was not paying a bit of attention to him. Unn was a lot more interested in whatever she was trying to shove into her mouth. “Unn, no. Give me that. How many times have I told you-” He plucked the crumpled up piece of paper that she had somehow found from her grasp. Unn wasn’t very happy. “-that we don’t eat paper. Why must you insist on trying to eat everything that isn’t edible?”

The child scrunched her nose up at her daddy, and then promptly starting crying for her piece of crumpled up paper.

“Unn, no! Calm down.” Wailing. “It’s just paper.” More wailing. “It’s nothing special, see?” Loki tried to convince her that a crumpled up piece of paper was nothing special, but the child wasn’t buying it and continued to wail for her paper. Loki threw his head back and sighed in fatherly defeat. “If I give it back to you, do you promise not to eat it?”

That perked the little girl up and she ceased her crying, nodding adamantly, and Loki reluctantly handed her back the paper. To his relief, she hadn’t put it back into her mouth.

At least not yet.

“Now, Unn.” Loki began again, for the fifth time today, sitting down on the floor with his knees bent underneath him and his child crawling all over his lap now. “Can you say, Father?”

“Da da!” She smiled, still mostly focused on her new “toy.”

“Da da is good, but can you say fa-ther?”

“DA DA!” Unn yelled louder in protest. “Da da!”

“Okay, Da da it is. Ouch! Darling, that’s my hair.” He unwebbed his daughters sticky (literally) claws from his hair and stood up, Unn still in his arms, clutching her crumpled up piece of paper for dear life. “It’s time for your nap sweetheart.”

“NO! NO SLEEPS!”

“Yes, sleeps. You are a grouchy little thing. You need your nap.”

“NO!”

“Yes. I said it was time for your nap. No arguments.” Loki repeated, using his stern daddy voice, internally counting to ten. Deep breaths, DEEP breaths. Remember, she is two.

“NO! NO! NO! NO!” The demon child, that was NOT Loki’s child- right now she was Octavia’s child- continued to scream, NO, repetitively at the top of her lungs.

“You women will be the death of me,” Loki grumbled, still holding a kicking and screaming toddler while he headed to his daughter’s bedroom to lay her down for her nap.

“NO!” As soon as Loki laid her down, she tried to shoot back up. He blocked her efforts. “No sleeps!”

“Unn, please. What if daddy reads you a story?”

“TORY! TORY!”

Unn never could say no to a bedtime, or in this case naptime, story. The green-eyed little girl finally crawled underneath her covers while Loki retrieved the current book they were on. The child was a handful, but he enjoyed his time with her. He hadn’t really gotten to spend much time with his family since becoming King. At least now he had figured out a schedule so he could at least see them during the week. Loki now understood why Odin was never around when he was a child, other than the obvious.

As Loki read Unn her naptime story he managed to get the paper out of her grasp and to his relief, she finally fell asleep.

Unfortunately for Loki, it didn’t last very long.

—-

“UNGLE TOR!” The child shrieked, running into her Uncle’s arms before he could even fully get into the room. Thor and Loki had more or less worked out their differences. They spent more time together, though, Thor still resided on Midgard with Jane. However, he was planning on moving back to Asgard with Jane in tow. He just needed to ask Loki for one tiny favor. A favor, he knew would come at a price. More than likely a lot of scowling, but he knew, in the end, his brother would get him what he needed, or more wanted.

“Unn, hello sweetheart.” Thor smiled, giving his niece a hug and picking her up with one arm and holding her up so that she was practically perched on his shoulder. “Where is your daddy?”

“Right here.”

Thor could hear Loki, but he couldn’t see him. “Um, Loki, where are you? Oh! Are you playing hide and seek again?! I wish to play!” He loved when he played hide and seek with his niece. Not so much with Loki. He cheated, every time, using his invisibility to hide. The last time they played it took Thor over six hours to locate Loki and Unn. That day Loki had decided to teleport to another area every time Thor got too close, and he and his daughter were covered in paint by the time Thor had found them. He wasn’t sure where the paint had come from, at least until he had retired his chambers.

His walls were now pink with two-year-old flower drawings all over them. A welcome home present-according to Loki.

“Behind the couch on the floor.”

Thor furrowed his brows and walked around the back of the couch and sure enough, there was Loki, sprawled out on the floor. He looked a bit exhausted, and maybe even slightly overwhelmed.

“Are you alright, brother?” Thor couldn’t help but laugh since he knew what was causing Loki’s torment.

“She has so much energy. How? I thought I had a lot of energy, but this child surpasses me.”

“Well, she is two. They tend to do that.”

“How would you know.”

“I was exposed to a toddler long before this little one.” Thor motioned towards the child on his shoulder, who was proceeding to pull his hair now.

Loki raised up slightly, resting his weight on his elbows. “When?”

“An old friend of mine had a child. Amber was her name, I don’t believe you ever met her. It was centuries ago, but I have not forgotten the energy that a toddler can contain.” Thor chuckled. “Where is Octavia, isn’t she usually here to help you?”

“She had to go to the market, official business. She should be back by nightfall.”

“Ah, and where is the Nanny?”

“Her name is Gladius, and I gave her the evening off. I can take care of my own child.” While Loki was speaking with Thor, Unn had wiggled out of his grasp, slide down his body, and then decided it would be a good time to attempt and body-slam her father, who let out a pained grunt since she had aimed a little too low.

“That looked painful.”

“Shut. Up. Thor.” Loki gasped, trying to pry the monkey off of his chest. “What do you want? I don’t recall us having plans, and I’m slightly busy if you hadn’t noticed.”

“We don’t, I have a favor to ask.” He said carefully, smiling and batting his eyelashes at Loki for dramatic effect- who like he had assumed, scowled at him.

“What?”

“So, you know I want to bring Jane with me when I move back.” Thor paused, waiting for Loki to acknowledge that he was listening since he seemed to be having a fight with a two-year-old.

“Continue sometime this millennium. I am fluent at multitasking in case you have forgotten.” Loki drawled impatiently, finally subduing the perpetrator that wanted to pull on his ears.

“Well, I was wondering if you could by chance talk to Idunn for me?” Thor gave the biggest, most innocent grin that he could manage.

“Why can’t you speak with her?”

“I am not King, Loki.”

“You don’t count, Idunn would speak with you.”

“No, she won’t. I tried. She told me that you must come speak with her. She wouldn’t listen to a word I had to say.”

Loki was prying child claws out of his hair once again. “Fine. I will speak with her, but I cannot do it this week. Next week perhaps.” He tried to remember his schedule, but it was so jam-packed he had actually resorted to writing everything down in a planner that Octavia had suggested he use. It was the only way he could keep up with all his meetings and obligations. It worked out better than Loki had expected and he used his time wisely in order to spend more time with his daughter.

“Thank you, brother!” Thor was ecstatic. “I mean, King.”

Thor smiled at him and bowed, and Loki decided that it would be the best (as well as hilarious and very entertaining) time for Unn’s uncle to dangle from the ceiling for a little while.

The child enjoyed it. That’s what counted.

—-

“I missed you today,” Loki told his wife as she crawled into the bed beside him, and curled up against him.

“I missed you too.” She gave a sigh of contentment. It was so nice to be home, more so in Loki’s arms.

“How was the market?”

Octavia groaned. “A lot of work. There was a lot that needed to be done, people weren’t following the rules so I had to get all growly at them. It was a long day.”

“But you are adjusting better than what you were?”

“Yeah,” Octavia told him truthfully and smiled. “It’s getting easier, and they know I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing.” she laughed. “Is Unn sleeping already?”

“Yes, I wore her out.”

“Looks like she wore you out too,” Octavia noted, looking at her tired husband. “I told you to keep Gladius around just in case.”

“I can handle my own daughter.” Loki retorted but made a mental note to have the Nanny on call next time.

“I never said you couldn’t, but that kid is a handful. And a nightmare at times.”

“She is your child in those moments.”

Octavia raised up and smacked her husband upside the head playfully. “Excuse me, you’re just as much of a drama queen as she is. What makes you think that’s my side coming out and not yours?”

“Because you are scary, as is she.”

“You-” Before Octavia could get another word out Loki had already pushed her onto her back and crawled on top of her, cutting off her sentence with his mouth. It was hard to argue or stay mad at him when he was doing that thing he did with his tongue.

“I think our time would be better served doing other things besides talking.” Loki pulled down the front of her dress so that it exposed a slight portion of her breast and began sucking on it. Octavia let out a whimper of agreement.

It had been way too long since they’d had sex. Either he was too tired, or she was too tired, or he was gone, or she was gone. When they did manage to find those rare moments when they could have sex, they were usually interrupted by a two-year-old crawling into their bed or banging on the door.

Since their time was limited they wasted no time in getting started, removing only some of their clothing since they were too impatient to remove them all, and began their sexcapades.

It lasted for about all of five minutes.

“Oh god, STOP!” Octavia shrieked and wiggled out from underneath Loki, who turned his head to find a bright eyed and bushy tailed toddler, sitting on his bed staring at him. The child looked confused.

“We were just playing sweetheart.” Loki smiled awkwardly and looked down to make sure he had all his private areas covered up.

“I play?”

“No, no play.” Loki shuddered just a little. For the love of Nornir.

“No, honey, you need to go back to your own bed.” Octavia slightly scolded, using a stern tone with her daughter. “We’ve had this talk. Mommy and daddy have their own bed, and you have your own bed. It’s late and you know you shouldn’t be in here.”

“I sleeps here!” The child decided and crawled in-between her parents and made herself comfortable.

Loki repetitively banged his head against the headboard. They had been so close to having sex. Well, at least he got it into her cunt for a few minutes this time, but now he was left to suffer with blue balls. He almost wanted to cry. He just wanted to fuck his wife. And actually finish. Octavia seemed to be having the exact same thought since she rolled onto her side and let out the most unladylike groan Loki had ever heard.

“We were so close.” She whined, noticing Unn was already asleep. “So, so close!”

“I can’t keep getting cockblocked by my own child. This is not right. What does that make now, five times in the last two weeks?”

“Six. Though we barely had our clothes off that one time, so I don’t know if it actually counts.” Octavia considered just going to sleep, but suddenly she had an idea. Grinning at Loki who was half asleep now, but still had his eyes partly open, suggested, “We could always just do it in the bathroom.”

So that’s exactly what they did. Loki threw his wife on top of their overly large sink and rocked her world, FINALLY, while their toddler slept in their bed having dreams about cotton candy clouds and remained none the wiser to her parents adult escapades.

—-

“Say, Father. Fa-ther.” Loki was determined to get Unn to say father. It wasn’t that he didn’t enjoy her calling him daddy and Da da , but he felt like she needed to know the term. Not to mention it was more proper and formal for a Princess to call her father, well, father.

The little girl stared up at her daddy and grinned. “Facker!”

“NO. No, no, no! Fa-ther, Unn! Father!”

“FACKER!” She repeated, over and over again while she ran around her daddy in circles. “FACKER! FACKER!”

Loki smacked his face with his own hand. Octavia was not going to be very happy once she found out their daughter was going to be running around for the next three weeks screaming the word fucker- basically,-because that’s exactly what it sounded like.

Perhaps he should have just stuck with Da da.

[imagine-loki]

The Powers That Be

TITLE: The Powers That Be CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter Thirty

AUTHOR: wolfpawn ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki discovering a hidden mutant when he realises they are at risk of being found by S.H.I.E.L.D. who experiments on mutants, he is the one to help them.

RATING: Teen and Up

A week passed with no word. Thor went in search of the supposed suitor; Loki went did everything to prevent Alexia from finding out, and Alexia told neither of what she already knew.

“His name is Roan, son of Marcus of the Light Elves,” Thor stated to Loki as they sat in his private rooms, discussing the situation.

“The Marcus that is a brother to Diarmaid?”

“The one and the same.”

“Correct me if I am wrong, but is not this Roan older than us?”

“By over half a millennia.” Thor nodded.

“So not only do they want her wed and bred, but by one far too old for her.” Loki shook his head. “Norn’s this is all madness.”

“I know brother.” Thor sighed; he too was feeling the pressure of it all. “I have spoken with him with regards it; he thought I knew all along.”

“And his reaction?”

“Like one that has come into a lifetime supply of free mead.” Loki’s face filled with rage. “Think about it Loki, she is powerful and not too hard to look at by many standards, and by Elvin ones, she is deemed very exotic.”

Loki shot to his feet in anger. “We took her from that hovel of a realm to prevent her from something like this, in fact, this is worse than what they had planned. Death is a better fate than this, for, in death, she would not be forced to endure.”

“Perhaps you are over-exaggerating there Loki.” Thor dismissed.

“You think that so, then tell me, Thor, though you and indeed I cannot fathom the idea of bearing a child, could you imagine the idea of being capable of carrying one for a moment, and then that you would be forced to do so against your will? You saw mother’s maids when they bore children; they were effectively useless at their job towards the end and were more company for her than anything because that is what such a task takes from the body.” Loki snapped. Thor admitted defeat after that and said no more on the matter. “I am going to go and take out my frustrations on an inanimate object before I get too angry at something I should not.” Loki rose to his feet and made to leave.

“I think I should do similar, I just need to check one thing first, and I will speak with you again later.” Thor agreed, getting to his feet himself and making his way to his sleeping quarters.

Loki strutted down the hall, his pace swift and his mind even more so. Everything had become everything he had tried to prevent. By taking Alexia from Midgard, by training her, he had done what he could to protect her, only for her to be dealt an even crueller hand on Asgard. He cursed himself, wondering internally why everything he touched turned to ash; even when he was trying to be good, he failed.

“So, I was just introduced to Roan.” He turned to see Alexia standing behind him in the hallway; there was no manner for her to be standing there only after he went by, he would have had to go by, and ignore her as he did so.

“What?”

“Roan, bit older than you and Thor, Light Elf, shares a couple of features with Diarmaid, are they related?”

“Yes.” Loki nodded, eyeing her carefully for her reactions. “Why are you telling me of someone you were introduced to? You have been forced to meet pretty much every second being in the Nine Realms at this stage.”

“No truer words were spoken.” She agreed; her face contorted slightly, indicating her dislike for the sheer amount of people she had been forced to endure. “Well, I spent the morning walking around the gardens with this Roan.”

“And?” Loki kept his face neutral, terrified of what Alexia was going to say next.

“He was really nice actually. He proposed and I said yes.” Alexia stated deadpan, causing Loki to blanch in horror at her words, which in turn, caused her to erupt in laughter. “Sorry, I couldn’t resist.” She stated in between gasps of breaths.

Loki had to inhale deeply after that. “That was not funny.”

“I beg to differ.” Loki glared at her. “I am trying to make the best of what can only be described as a terrible situation.” Loki stared at her silently. “Yes Loki, I know what is happening.”

“How?”

“Word of advice, if trying to prevent me from knowing something, don’t discuss it openly just up from where I am training after I see you and go out of sight.”

“You were listening to us?”

“It was a public viewing platform, I was going to say hello and instead got some fairly depressing news.”

“I did not want you to know, I thought it too angering.”

“Well I appreciate it, but with due respect, I really needed the forewarning about Lord Up-His-Own-Ass, thankfully I have been doing some research of my own.”

Loki frowned at her. “How? Who would you know here that would be able to get that information for you?”

“You forget one pivotal thing Loki, my maids, were your mother’s maids, and if there is one thing they know, it is everything.”

“I do not follow.”

“People think because maids and servants are just plebs and peasants, they are not intelligent and as good as part of the furniture, and in such, they are forgotten about when matters of great privacy are discussed, so, in truth, they know a substantial amount and when I asked my maids to find out who the potential suitors were, they asked Odin’s servants, and they told them.”

Loki made a mental note to remember that the next time he wished to discuss something private, he should dismiss his servants first. “I see, so you knew of Roan.”

“And the potential other suitor.”

“Wait, how did you?” she raised a brow at him. “Right, Odin’s servants.”

“Actually not that time no. That tidbit of information comes to us with thanks to the kitchen maids, who served Odin and the foreign and domestic Lords as they discussed those matters.”

“Do any of the palace staff keep anything to themselves?” he asked.

“It appears not; and thank goodness for that.” Loki gave her a scathing look. “Do you want to know who it is your father wanted me married off to or not?”

“He is not my father.”

“Okay, daddy issues.”

“Just tell me.”

“Thor.”

“WHAT?”

“T H O R, Thor. As in, your adopted brother, the future king of Asgard, big blonde dude with a hammer, likes to sneeze lightning bolts, you know, that guy.”

“Why?” he asked in horror. “If that Jane character was not deemed worthy enough for him, why on all the realms would he insist on you?”

“Gee, thanks for the confidence boost there.” She stated in a deadpan voice. “Because, you idiot, think about it, then I would be even more allied to this house, and of course, the very obvious thing of me controlling four elements, and Thor controlling another. If the idea that I could spawn one powerful wielder could come to pass, it would heighten the chances if there was more than one parent to contribute such genes.”

“I am going to be ill.”

Alexia slapped his arm. “You are? How do you think I feel? It isn’t you that they want to shove Thor's four hundred pound ass onto, and let's not get into any more detail than that, I don’t want to lose my breakfast.”

“Actually, in that unit of measurement, Thor weighs over six hundred pounds,” Loki informed her.

“Great, so I would ultimately be flattened. Yeah, not happening. I love Thor, the same way I would have loved a brother, big, burly and over protective of me, but yeah, no way in a million years would I want to have sex with him.”

“Good to know.” Loki shuddered. “So all this time, you knew?”

“Yep.” She popped the ‘p’ at the end. “And I know you have been actively trying to stop me from finding out.”

“Well, that was a waste of a week of my life.” Loki groaned.

“So what do we do now?”

“We?”

“Do you honestly think I am going to sit around listening to some dry balls talk about himself day and night while you and brother dearest try and get this sorted, like hell, I am getting involved too?”

“Right, well, then, let’s get a plan together.” Loki tried to think.

“I have an idea if you are interested,” Alexia suggested, Loki looked at her with keen interest.

X x X x X

“What?” Odin growled angrily. “What do you mean she is requesting an audience at this hour?” the Einherjar looked at him, wondering if that was a rhetorical question.

The doors to the Allfather’s rooms opened and Alexia walked in, Loki and Thor in tow. “Requesting would imply I would take no for an answer.” She declared, coming to a halt in front of him. “We need to discuss a little matter.”

Odin looked to the two Gods behind her, Thor looked somewhat sheepish, and Loki had the appearance of a cat that had been locked into a dairy cellar for the night. “And pray tell, what is this ‘little matter’?” he asked cautiously.

“One Roan, actually, for all his talking, I don’t think he ever mentioned a surname.” Alexia found herself forced to go over the elf’s mindless rambles again to try and recall if he had mentioned it.

Thor leant in close to her for a moment. “Light Elves do not have such things.” He informed her.

“So how do they know who another one is referring to?” She asked him before dismissing her own question. “I’m getting off point. I know why I am being forced to endure him, and it stops now.” she glared at the Allfather. “And before you even dare blame either Loki or Thor, they did not tell me; I am not a fool, I know you may not see me as being on a par with you, but I am intelligent enough to know what is afoot, and I am not having anything to do with it.”

“It…”

“Should have been discussed with me to even start with. I am not some horse that won the Kentucky Derby; I am allowed to decide for myself if and when I may choose to have kids. But for the record, the answer to that was going to be the thirty-seventh of Never. I am not maternal, I am not in a position to be having children anyway, and forcing some weird self –obsessed elf on me just because he comes from a strong line of elves is not going to change my mind. Besides, no one even asked if I was that way inclined.” She ranted.

Odin frowned, not knowing what a ‘Kentucky Derby’ was and at the last part. “I do not follow.”

“What if I do not like men, what if I am attracted to women?” she challenged, even Thor and Loki looked at her then. “Well, no one asked.”

“What in the Norn’s are you speaking of?” Odin queried, utterly confused.

“Is there not different sexual orientations here?” she turned to Loki and Thor.

“Not really, if one finds one form more attractive than the other, they tend to still procreate, it is what is expected of you, once you do your duty, extramarital affairs of whatever sort do not tend to be an issue,” Thor informed her, having seen enough of Midgard to know of their different lifestyles.

“Yeah, either way, still not happening.” Alexia dismissed. “And before you even go and say anything else, your personal idea of a suitor is a non-runner either.”

“Wait, how does she know more than we do?” Thor asked Loki, who was smiling at him, awaiting the next bombshell, knowing that Thor had no idea who she was referring to. His grin concerned Thor significantly. “What? What do you know that I do not, and do not say a lot?” Thor growled, but Loki’s grin only grew. Thor looked to his father, who could not meet his eye. “No.” he then looked to Alexia, who gave the slightest of nods, confirming his suspicion. “No, never, not in a hundred millennia.” He declared, repulsed at the idea of being forced on the small Midgardian he had wanted to protect.

“You need to think of what is best for the realms,” Odin growled angrily at his son.

“And you think that is to force a friend to bear my child, what can you possibly hope to achieve from such an act?” Thor bellowed in return.

“He wants a brat that can control all the elements you two do,” Loki informed him, enjoying the mayhem from his front row seat.

“It is what is best,” Odin repeated. “Stop being a petulant child and see what is required of you as a future King and Allfather. You are a better choice that Roan of Alfheim.”

“No, I most certainly am not,” Thor argued.

“Well, no he has a point, should I take leave of my senses and agree to anyone to do this sick little breeding programme, it is you over that other dry balls, but it won’t be happening at all.” She turned to look at Odin again. “If you want my help at all, you will let me do things my way, and perhaps, if you do not pull any more stunts, I may consider staying here and willingly helping Asgard, if not, I go back to Midgard.”

“They will kill you,” Odin stated.

“I rather die, to be honest.” She stared him straight in the eye, to show him she was serious.