#i can fuck w decepticon lockdown

[cyberhunts]

like this post if you're interested in a dynamic with lockdown! mutuals only. i'll reach out to you so we can start plotting. this is not a shipping call.

[erimeows]

I think it's safe to say we're all simps for Megatron at this point courtesy of your writing. I have returned to ask if I could get some more headcanons concerning Megatron and the Autobot minibot.

Hello dear anon, and thank you! Knowing that you’ve gotten others into a specific character/trope/fandom through your writing is the biggest compliment. I love being responsible for indoctrinating others into this villain-loving hellhole of mine. I'm going to expand more on their relationship for this one, some NSFW below the cut at the end. Here's part one of this for anyone who missed it. Enjoy!

Contrary to what might be popular belief, Megatron actually has a hard time holding in his emotions and is quite honest- because he never has to lie to his followers unless it’s part of some strategic, fucked up scheme of his. He’s always in power, always in control, always able to do basically whatever he wants without any real consequences.

But now there’s consequences, because terrorizing the Autobots has led to him meeting and falling in love with you. And he doesn’t know what to do about it.

Everyone around base notices he’s on edge. Shockwave and Soundwave only talk to each other for basic business matters, terrified to address Megatron, Lugnut’s praising gets more incessant and comforting than it should be, Swindle and Lockdown don’t try to contact him for any “deals”, and Starscream doesn’t dare go near him. 

Finally, Shockwave comes to him and says, “My liege, I hate to disturb you, but if something is bothering you... You have plenty of resources. Why not fix the issue instead of dwelling on it? It’s been a few cycles since we’ve made any substantial progress, and I’m growing quite concerned-”

Megatron doesn’t even let him finish, just stands up, pushes the poor con to the side and leaves- because dammit, Shockwave is right, this is hindering the Decepticon cause and needs to be fixed ASAP.

So, anger, love, infatuation, obsession, frustration, agitation and all, Megatron storms off to the Autobot base and somehow fenagles his way into your room through your thankfully large bay window. Of course, you wake up at the noise of a giant Decepticon in your room, jolting up in your berth and backing yourself up against the headboard, though Megatron just stands there with his arms crossed over his chest as he waits for you to collect yourself.

“M-Megatron!” You whisper, surprisingly, even though he was sure you would try to alert your team of his presence. “What are you doing here? The others are recharging, what if-”

“I don’t care. Come over here.”

Again, surprisingly, you listen to him and gulp before standing and walking over to him.

“You,” Megatron hisses at you and grabs you by the shoulders, pulling you into him with a glare. You’re too shocked to do anything, only staring. “What have you done to me?”

“W-What?” You only stutter at him, blushing, cute, harmless- he just wanted to yank you up and kiss your face and take you back to his base to make you his, because his stupid feelings were starting to drive him insane.

“Feel me,” Without any other words, Megatron sets you back down and grabs your servo, placing it on his chest plates- he can feel how hard his spark is beating inside of him, and he knows that you can feel it, too, based on how your optics widen at the touch. “This is your fault, and I demand you fix it, you filthy Autobot.”

“(y/n),” You murmur and use your spare servo to grab one of his, repeating the action from moments before and placing his servo on your chest. The beating of your spark matched his; fast, hard, intense, lovestruck. “If we’re going to do this, at least use my name.”

“This situation is quite perplexing for the both of us,” Megatron sighs as he realizes everything that’s happened. You’re on opposing sides, and you’ve fallen in love with each other, but can’t be together freely like a pair of Autobots or a pair of Decepticons or a pair of humans would be able to be. “But I can’t get rid of my longing for you, and I’m at my wits end. Won’t you have me, little Autobot- or, (y/n)?”

“How good are you at being quiet?” You stammer, an uncharacteristically mischievous edge to your voice. 

He quirks an optical ridge. “Why do you ask?”

“W-Well... My berth’s open for you, at least for a little bit.”

At that, he smirks. “Then I won’t make so much as a noise, so long as you do what I say and submit to me.”

After that night, in which the two of you make passionate love and separate after sharing intimate whispers in your berth for hours, you maintain a secret relationship; meeting when you can, trying to keep your dynamic appearing the same in public, and it’s not the best, but it works.

TBH, the Decepticons are just happy that Megatron isn’t so pissed off about it anymore.

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 18

lets goooo

I love the ‘no guns no swords no briefcases’ sign sm

NEVER over the ‘my first blaster(tm): big grip for little hands’ fucking iconic

‘get the hell out of my bar’ swerve lmao ily

so now we continue on with the remain in light arc, this issue subtitled ‘house of ambus,’ which is a dopeass name and also promises some ambus lore, which is exciting

first aid holding his gun sideways like a gangsta lmao I canttt

forgot there's literally a guy named dipstick LMAOOOOO that's funny on so many levels like...it sounds like dipshit, and also a urine dipstick is a urine test used to detect various stuff so that's the first thing I think of...what a name

‘put two and two together and make it a fist’ skids ily sm

pharma is in full-on dr thot mode over here, oh boy

lockdown looks like such a nerd on his edgy decepticon hoverboard

the fact that cyclonus immediately goes along w/whirls suggestion to disobey rodimus and attack the enemy....both of them are icons

OOOH ALL THE TITANS...that's such a good panel 

ok but I cant get over how lowkey funny it is that there's this battle going on rn where most of the participants can turn into various vehicles, but they're all riding around on dorky air scooters instead. this series, man

well, at least chromedome transformed

I fucking love that rodimus is always doing this like, ridiculous 80s action movie nonsense, I feel like that's perfect considering his g1 debut was in a ridiculous 80s action movie

poor tg just found out he’s gonna die in like 3 days and then rodimus immediately is like ‘wanna make that today?’ and does some crazy shit while tg clings to him like a terrified baby

rodimus mid-car transformation is fucking wild lmao

and now we finally get to see a bit more of what’s going on with our framing device flash-forward - it’s not just rodimus, everyone’s there! except ratchet...also, they’re in jail. woohoo!

and then there’s magnus, looking completely healthy but strangely unresponsive...

TYREST....this motherfucker....he is like, SO MUCH. the cape...the helmet crown thing...the holes....

tyrest told rodimus to ‘shut up or be held in contempt’ ayyyyyyyyyyyy

‘crimes against creation’ that's pretty dramatic dude

Let The Robots Swear!!

ok but rlly I find it funny that they're not allowed to say swear words (I'm assuming its not allowed rather than it being a creative choice) but all the death and violence and body horror is ok

chromedome is sitting there like oh holy shit did I find my now-dead husbands missing 1st husband after millions of years, like a WEEK after my husband died

chromedome mimicking the moustache with his finger...cute

its interesting to see a ‘sibling’ type of relationship here, since that's really uncommon for tfs since they don't really have families/lineage - of course, we don't really get to see dominus and minimus interact (until the FU), so

minimus really tried to pass himself off as a law-breaking smuggler lmaoooo that was never gonna work mdude

like he just continues acting exactly like ultra magnus except he pretends not to know these guys lol

‘forceful expressions of innocence’ tailgate ily

poor tg :( 

OH GOD pharma time. he’s out here looking totally unhinged and also thotty somehow, like usual

I SO subscribe to the idea that ratchet and pharma are exes are pharma still isn't over ratchet. that's the most entertaining and interesting way to read their interactions imo

dual chainsaw hands.....Bruh.

skiiiiiiiiiiiids....I love skids, he’s just such a good dude

also he’s really cool and also sexy. I feel like if anyone would be the mary sue of the series it would be skids rather than rung lmao 

oh shit I forgot skids gets skewered by star saber

aaaaaand ratchet’s in the box!!!! jesus pharma just say you kin the joker and go

HOW is ratchet alive tho like....wouldn't he need energon?? isn't energon basically blood for them, but also food, and fuel, and basically everything? I don't get it but yknow what, ill suspend my disbelief bc its so entertaining 

see, the little backstory on tyrest is really interesting, cause it seems to me that at one point, tyrest did have the best interests of the cybertronian people in mind, and he really did stand for true justice and tried to end the war peacefully - but somewhere along the way things went bad, and now here he is

oh rung, scolding somebody for revealing top secret information, that’s rich coming from mr hipaa violations himself 

lmao and minimus cant restrain himself from scolding rodimus either, and then very obviously fishing for information so he can ask questions without it being clear that he already knew all about the lost light 

vhbjahdbhjhdf im NEVER over rung passive-aggressively antagonizing minimus so he can accuse him of being ultra magnus hvbhjkdnfssfhsabjhdfk that's so funny

also its another example of rung maybe not being the best at his job - he’s basically manipulating magnus’s OCD to try to force minimus into revealing his identity...ethical? perhaps not. effective? oh yeah

I mean I guess you could say this is an example of rung being really good at his job, bc he was able to use psychology to deduce minimus’s identity...it’s more like he also decided to disregard medical ethics and ethics in general 

and then the reveal....ultra magnus is actually a much smaller green dude?! whaaaat!? 

ill talk more about it later but fr this is one of my favorite concepts that mtmte introduced, I fucking love it 

ahhhh I love this issue. tho tbh I love basically every issue. anyways tho I love the continuation of ratchet and pharma’s story, with pharma officially going off the rails with some complete bullshit, and also the big reveal about magnus/minimus! great stuff