#i cANT BREATHEEE

[c0tards--s0luti0n]

IMGONNA PASS OUTTTT WHYD SHE JUST APPEAR LIKE TH. WHAT

[nobie]

jixtus really out selling his battle demo vid like its a fire mixtape on the streets. the "free sample" is 480p probably got a big ass watermark on it can't even see the battle, and its only 5 seconds. whoever pays full price gets the full vid with no enhancements you gotta do that yourself. im dead.

[okaioh]

mike: you ever look at the sky and think...why?

[itsyourstarboy]

TELL ME WHY I OPENED YOUTUBE TO SEE CHARLIE HIGH OFF HIS ASS IM WHEEZING HALP

[socalledsomethingorother]

pray that you’ll get a quirk in your next life, then take a swan dive off of the roof of a building ❌

get a quirk in this life from a guy that’s currently swan diving out of the sky ✅

[j1992hutch]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THAN HOW HARD I LAUGHED JUST NOW.

[naileadevoras]

[unhonestlymirror]

Thinking about Yoshioka calling Dimple "Umpa Lumpa"

[poppopcandy]

SGDLR S2 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

[andiaquarium-moved]

My rib hurts so bad rn help help help help help

[guzhufuren]

imagine you are like drinking beer on a friday night in a normal bar and suddenly see your estranged nephew crossdressing and being arm candy of the local richest ceo's fuckboy son. what do you do

[ygamiraito]

you can't outsass the sasser i fear

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

Scary, Normal, and Taylor: *arguing*

Taylor: "no! I cant be sexist!"

Scary, eyeing the choices on the "top ten anime must watch!" List in Taylor's room: "really."

Taylor: "my mom is a woman!"

Normal: "???...Yeah???"

Taylor: "Yeah, so that makes me like half girl."

Scary: "..."

Normal: "..."

Scary: "what the actual fuck are you talking about?"

Normal: "Taylor that... that's not how that works. By that logic, linc is the only one here who can be sexist."

Taylor: "yeah! Linc agrees, right linc?"

Lincoln, who had been watching FIFA matches on his phone and not listening: "what?"

Taylor: "You're sexist."

Lincoln (distressed): "what???"

Normal: "so you just think that anyone who has a mom can't be sexist???"

Taylor: "I mean, OBVIOUSLY there are exceptions."

Scary: "oh, PLEASE enlighten us."

Taylor: "uhhhh... I mean that one guy who wanted to fuck his mom. Definitely him."

Scary: "you mean SIGMUND FREUD?"

Taylor: "yeah. Him for sure."

Lincoln: "you guys I'm not sexist."

Normal: "Lincoln, it's OK, we were jus-"

Scary: "I dunno. Taylor says you are."

Normal: "oh for fucks sake-"

Scary: "Frankly, I'm not sure who to believe."

Lincoln: "Taylor what the FUCK???"

Taylor: "all I'm saying is, you're not half mom like I am."

Normal: "Ok, Taylor, that's- that's kinda-"

Lincoln: "-cause I have TWO DADS."

Normal: "yup! So Taylor jus-"

Taylor: "Well, who's fault is that?"

Normal: "OKAY! TAYLOR! STOP TALKING!"

Scary: "You guys, my stomach hurts from the sexism."

Normal: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SCARY!"

Lincoln: "... :0!!!"

Taylor: "... :0!!!"

Scary: "... :\"

Taylor: "NORMAL. Did you just try to SILENCE a WOMAN?"

Normal: "I... I d- I jus-"

Taylor: "What would your MOTHER SAY? and your sister? GOD DAMNIT NORMAL I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU!!!"

Normal: "I- you- she- but-"

Lincoln, putting a hand on normals shoulder: "Normal. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You obviously have a lot of growing to do, buddy... I really, from you of all people, I'd expected better."

Normal: *stunned silence*

Lincoln: "come on guys. I think normal needs some time to reflect."

Taylor, walking out: "You DISGUST me."

Lincoln, Taylor, and Scary: *leave*

Normal: "..."

Normal: "..."

Normal: "what the fuck?!?!"

[okaioh]

the qsmp has either ruined my humor or made it better because why the hell have I been crying over "the penis swells."

[kiwioala]

pepito and pepito's brother!

[pleasuresoftheharbor]

well nevermind apparently it comes out sooner in the US..... WHATEVERRRRR i don't even care