#i brought out the dolphin early cuz those bastards are funky and give me a lot of info

[twilit-tragedy]

I'm having so much fun with that zoo website.

Is fish? No. Is reptile? No. Is dolphin? No. Is carnivore? Yes. Is feline? No. Bear? Yes, which? Black? No. Polar? Yes, yay!

Is fish? No. Is reptile? Yes. Is bird? Yes!! Is chicken??? No, too far! Is ostrich? Not far enough! Is eagle, falcon, seagull, dove, flamingo? Nope!

(I don't know enough about bird families, my dude!!!)

(Then I realize I'm ignoring a very important group)

Is blackbird? Warmer. Is sparrow? Warmer.

(What's a cousin of a sparrow???)

Is blue jay? No, you absolute buffoon.

(Uuuuh, okay, small birds. Tweet, tweet. What about pet birds?)

Is canary? Yes, a yellow one, yay!