#i broke my keys

[connorsui]

Consui stability 🤡💅🏻

YALL WHEN I SAY YESTERDAY SUUUUCKKKEDDDDD I MEAN YESTERDAYYY WAS A MESSSS ....ur girl was crying ...sobbing ..acting like a fucking fool of herself like the world was coming to an end cuz she made mistake after mistake ...like I swear to God...somebody from hell was after me ..like ain't no way I fucked up soo much throughout the day that warranted soo many bad things happening!?!?!?! LIKE WHO DID I PISS OFF IN HEAVEN THAT RESULTED THIS AS MY PUNISHMENT??? 💔💀💀💀💀

Like it wasn't even 12pm yet over here on consui land and I felt like it was time to for me to close the blinds and go to bed cuz ain't no way I was gonna survive another 8-9 hours with HELL RAINING UPON ME !?!?!!?!?!?😭😭 ...

And like it wasn't even just outside world that was messing everything up for me ..but yall ...when do people have the audacity to call and say things they shouldnt?? ...-- I swore yesterday was a day for reckoning

Like God was telling me to come back to reality.........BUT NAH IM COMING BACK HERE CUZ I NEED SUM TO LIFT MY SPIRTSSSSSSSS AND THATS FICSSSS🩷✨️✨️🩷🩷🩷

SOOO ANYWAYYYYY BACK TO SHEDULED PROGRAMMING

[f1shart]

pl easantview ?

please has it really been almost a month oh my godddddddddddddd

anyway YES I KNOW I CALLED PV BORING AND. YES I REGRET IT. so to make up for it takemyshart

tagging @fridaydevils while i hate being unoriginal i was soooo inspired by her designs for the twins I'M SORRY 😣😣💗 THEY'RE SO GOOD I COULDN'T NOT

so friday you can consider this fanartshit i guess it was already fanart

[mallardducksaysquack]

So I was looking at some artbook page I found online and

I have never seen these before lmao

[makedonsgriva]

actually i will never stop crying over xiao xingchen, song lan and xue yang! hope that clears up everything!

[amiiizuki]

somehow my thoughts right now are both

"WDYM IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE THE LAST GAME?? I THOUGHT I FIRST PLAYED IT A YEAR AGO?!?!"

and

"WDYM IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE THE LAST GAME?? I THOUGHT SALEM CAME OUT 8 YEARS AGO?!?!?"

oh, and also "WDYM THE GAME RELEASES IN 5 DAYS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS DEAD?!?"

[frootbyethefoot]

just this once, there could be a happy ending (there is an uproar of laughter.)

[thegodsmadeyoutoruinme]

innocently went to speak to astarion in the grymforge and was NOT prepared for what i encountered (sweaty astarion)

[letterex-fyofm]

Honestly, contrary to popular opinion, I don't mind rare pairs. And when I say I don't mind, I mean I can really get to enjoy them. For example, I can't tell you how many pairs with Yamaguchi I've read in the past years. Like, I can't count. Yamayachi? So cute and so wholesome. Yamayama? Kageyama having a crush on Tadashi is just such a cute idea, and there are several dope fics about them. Kuroyama (don't ask, I was myself surprised but there are a couple of good fics about them)? It can be so freaking funny. Osayama? Osamu literally told Yamaguchi he would make onigiri for him one day, and not only he did, but there was a panel of I think Yamaguchi helping him in the kitchen? THAT IS SO CUTE.

The same goes for Tsukki, to an extent. I don't usually engage in fanfiction or fanart that has any Tsukki pairs besides tskym, mostly because my head (which is hard af) can't see it most of the time. BUT, I can see it - in some way. Like, Tsukikage? It would be so funny that after all this time bickering and picking on each other (tho most of that was Tsukishima so) they'd like each other. Tsukihina? That is so funny and cute at the same time. Overall, most of my opinions on Tsukki rarepairs are "Can't see it but this is so funny actually, like I would read things about them." And the art is so cute!

However...nothing kills me more than when I read a fic where tskym is entirely platonic...but only for one part. Like?!?!?!?!

Every time I encounter things like Yamaguchi having unrequited love or Tsukki being the one who suffers through that breaks my heart, and I'm like "NOOOOOOOOOVDUOSDOFJOJFSFJ"

And this really goes for any fic, honestly. I usually am so sad whenever I read something with love triangles because even if the pair I like is endgame, I feel so sad for the other one who was left.

LIKE NOOOOO DON'T BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS

This really shows the type of reader I am, where if everyone doesn't end up happy me neither. I just contemplate the meaning of life after.

[amiibo-king]

i feel like the last legacy fandom frequently forgets how funny felix is. it feels like a rarity to come across fanfic that actually captures his wit and sarcasm and deadpan jokes played with such seriousness u can hardly tell hes joking. what im saying is where are all the fics in which felix talks like this

[archaicgnostic]

what if on the meteor karkat and vriska had weird little bonding moments where vriska got curious about karkat's "literature" and they have weird little conversations that are filled with (not so) secret references to people they're into (didnt feel like drawing fingers)

[knaveofmogadore]

Imagine you're a robot girl (stay with me) and you're made by a corporation right like you're made by a company for other people but like. You're made by a company. At any moment that company could decide that your line isn't profitable enough and they could cut software updates and support as soon as tomorrow. In the blink of an eye the very things keeping you alive stop coming and you've become terminally ill overnight, your only chance of salvation being the thin hope that in the future a niche group of data hoarders or software engineers become obsessed with getting you to work again. You're an object with sentience and a brain and wants and needs and at any moment the Google news feed of the crusty computer nerd you live with could spit an alert across your eyes telling you that you have months to live.

What even happens when the time runs out? Does life continue as normal, but you're sick more and more often? Do the viruses take more and more processing power to fight off as your security protocols fall out of date? Does the world become muted and distant as your compatibility fails? Do you one day just lose your Internet connection forever, a loss so profound that you can't explain it to your human companions? It's worse than a limb, but not quite like losing your mind.

Do you lose function bit by bit, or are you able to scrape by on second hand parts? Bit by bit replacing the pieces of you that fail, all the while living a muted, disorienting existence without the ability to right yourself? Are you more or less of a person now that you've lost touch with the network? Lost your connection to the metaphysical, to you, the divine? Are you eventually bricked after falling behind one too many software patches? Do you fry after trying to take on an update you're not able to even contain, a piece of software so complex and unfathomable that it burns you to a crisp from the inside out

[fishfission-dc]

Hello DC tumblr, I am in need of your help!!!

I recently broke this adorable keychain that I bought at a con last summer, but I can’t find who made it or where their shop might be. Please let me know if you made this or know who made this so I can maybe get another one!

[jessfandrawer]

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I'm still working out the ending. It has been a very "go with the flow" process.

[landmine-doll]

help someone ive never even talked to but have been following on twitter for a while made some posts about how they have a partner now and my first thought was 'i should kill myself' gfdlkjnfgdlj

what is fucking., WRONG with me

[asummersday]

NEW CHAPTER JUMPSCARE ‼️

The rest of the day passes normally. Donnie avoids him, but he’s also avoiding everyone, holed up in his lab all day and not even bothering to come out when Mikey calls him for dinner. That’s fine by Leo, who’s glad for the reason to avoid Donnie.

Sorry this took so long, I had almost zero motivation to write for six whole months :)

[dipplinduo]

Merry Chrysler

I'm gonna go to bed now, I am dead inside and hope to awake to the chaos that is your broken minds. :D

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE