#i banish you with love [ANDALLSOEND/HEL]

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tried artbreeder and made a HORRID mistake in uploading a hel and then making ship babies because uh

HELSEM BABIES ARE AS YOUNG GODS SEND HELP.

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made a bunch of ship babies in a picrew last night feat. actual prince charming werner von doom, one of the helsem twins stealing hearts far more effectively than daddy dearest ever did, and the myth the meme the legend gwyneira of *rithyll. link.

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xerys: i'm a lesbiab xerys: lesbiam xerys: less bien hel: it's okay, take your time. xerys: girls.

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wastes a significant chunk of my life making helsem babies in this avatar maker

‘myr’, eldest twin and only son, a good prince.

xerys, eldest daughter and younger twin, the biggest brat

lexah, the baby of the bunch, local science enthusiast.

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helsem baby names, ranked:

lexah: cute as hell, a little youthful and modern, but totally serviceable. it rolls off the tongue and is an anagram of her mother’s westernized name, keeping up the tried and true nort method of naming people. nicknames come really easily with this one, up to and including puns, 10/10

xerys: now this is the type of name you expect from this lineage, sharp and vaguely threatening, starts with an x and ends with something hard on the tongue. it buzzes in the mouth and is an anagram for heart, which makes her sound all the more striking. it’s hell for some people to figure out how to pronounce that x though, so 8/10.

kurxmyr: the boy goes by myr with good reason. what the fuck were his parents thinking. it’s a hard x but everyone calls him ‘kirk smear’ and he can’t win, 3/10.

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Just holds both their twins up to her face and lets the kids give her kisses.

For a moment, her family is at their best, the twins lips warm against her, their giggling tugging at her heart. She closes her eyes at impact, smiling into their affection, savoring the moment in silence. When they pull away, she opens her eyes again, resting a hand against each of their heads to draw back that thick white hair, planting a kiss on each dark brow.

“Look how strong Papa is,” she coos, thumbs absently stroking at temples, “Able to lift you  both!” Her attention drifts up to her mate’s face, and she flashes her teeth at him, the expression kind on her worn face. “I think he deserves kisses, too.”

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DOES SHE KNOW HER CONSORT OR WHAT

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sometimes hel and an.sem argue and he starts to subtly float off the ground just to piss her ‘shortest frost giant ever’ ass off even more...

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spoiler-free and fun helsem facts:

her nicknames for him all derive from the fact she thinks his hair makes him look like a fantail pigeon -- pigeon on most occasions, dove when she’s being affectionate/gentle, and fancy ass when he is being a brat.

they met when he jimmied the lock to her long since sealed realm, usurped her throne, and began to work towards corrupting her for his master. she caught on to his game and turned it around on him by... ceasing to give a shit and treating him with respect.

at some point he cornered hel, who still hated him during this time, and gave her his entire sob-story of a defeat at the hands of an adolescent boy. what hel took from this was that shining a light directly in his eyes in imitation of that defeat will shut him up like nothing else. unlike him, she was right about her hypotheses.

he did, in fact, take her on a whole new world inspired tour of various worlds to reacquaint her with the modern age. there was singing involved. don’t believe hel’s lies, there was singing involved.

she has never actually given a damn about making him a better person. her one goal with him was, from the first moment she began to understand him, convincing him to become his own person rather than a pawn of his master. in essence, she engineers a vegeta arc for him.

they spar together often enough, both showing some proficiency with lances. that their sparring sessions often devolve into make-outs is villainous slander bandied by servants who were distracted from their work. that the king backs up these claims is further conspiracy against hel’s good name.

she now has a pet shadow named erfidi courtesy of her beau. he is not too bright, but he wears bows on his antenna and can run very basic errands for his owner. in his own time. it took him a week to bring one of the kids their lunch, but he got it done. speaking of...

they have three kids as of vague future plots that kleffy and i have -- two girls and a boy. they all take heavily after their father physically, but only their eldest daughter really takes after him otherwise. her twin is a more contemplative nice guy and the youngest is a scientifically minded schemer.

the exact trajectory of their relationship looks something like this: enemies > hatred > indifference > erstwhile allies > grudging respect > friends > unconditional love and support > confusion > love > And Then They Make Babies

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hel's husband gets kicked in the back of the head by a small child: a summary of the latest trailer

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hel v/o: the only way to shut my husband up is to kill him.

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baby lexah, sobbing that she was not invited to her parents wedding. ‘fledgling,’ hel soothes, ‘you weren’t even born yet.’

from the other side of the room, xerys sits up from her seat and turns to her baby sister. ‘i was,’ xerys insists, ‘dad held me during the ceremony.’

and this only causes the toddler to cry harder, to xerys’ delight and hel’s eternal frustration. ans.em can handle this one. she’s done with the end all be all sibling rivalry.

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meeting the in-laws is never easy...

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IN THIS  DARKNESS  I AM  FOUND.  // verse    board   for    @andallsoend

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I hate to break it to you baby, But    you're    simply     lost.  // @andallsoend/hel

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my favorite thing is that hel never stops messing with @andallsoend, her tactics just evolve with their relationship. when she hated him she just mocked his last defeat by shining a flashlight in his eyes when he talked for too long. then when he was more tolerable it was the ‘put munny in the darkness jar’ to try and expand his vocabulary. after they get together romantically it’s going to be all out warfare to try and come up with new ways to mess with him every week.