#i am the reason they should start lobotomizing gay people again

[immabitqueer]

Steddyhands is my Pepe Silvia btw

[soysaucecas]

oooh for the ask game 24, 30, and 44!

MAGPIE MY BELOVED HELLO

24. What are your favorite episodes?

The only episodes I've really watched are TMWWBK (which is my favorite episode and I'm certain would still be my favorite if I watched every single one because it has the only SPN character and the only SPN line), The French Mistake (which was funny enough but honestly in the Just Okay category for me, which makes me pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy actually watching SPN if this is one of the funniest/highest-rated eps), and Reading Is Fundamental (my best friend was watching it and asked me if I wanted to hop on Discord, I thought it might be fun to see Kevin's first introduction but instead this ep found the two of us taking like 90 minutes to get through it bc we kept pausing and screaming (derogatory) as the model minority stereotype jokes piled up and up and up... Unfortunately not a favorite even if we got Meg AND the "pull my finger" joke AND the "Sorry" shot). Other than TMWWBK, from clipping and transcript-reading, I like Wayward Sisters (who doesn't?), The Things We Left Behind (Claire!!!! Cas trying to be a dad! The diner scene aka my favorite destiel scene of all time bc being in love just looks so good on Cas! Also the parallels between Claire and Randy and teen Dean and the adults at that club in his story... woof.), Golden Time (Eileen gets to be HERE and be sad and loved and fight people with ghost powers and Cas gets to do a cool speech and a stabbing and do the Asian community a favor), and Lucifer Rising (just immensely sexy on all counts for Ruby, Sam, Cas, and myself). Also I am SO fond of Steve!Cas so I'll add Heaven Can't Wait even if I barely know anything about it.

30. What is an unpopular opinion or headcanon you have about the show?

Ooh okay hm I think. So I adore confession scene, but I don't think the "I cared about the whole world because of you" is like. The Objective Truth the way that most bloggers seem to take it. Cas was lobotomized tons of times before he met Dean, he was described as coming off the line with a crack in his chassis, he's always been the weird little angel who likes humanity too much! I don't think Dean came first, and although gay love was part of what helped Cas invent free will, he *Ruby voice* didn't need the feather to fly, Dumbo! I do think Cas believes what he says in the moment, but I also think he sorta... made himself believe it? This is probably just me deciding that cas-coding should go both ways, but like. I very much crush as a coping mechanism and I very much overascribe my actions to love because it simply seems more noble/poetic to do so. Being miserable because school is hard is cringefail but being miserable because of unrequited love is Good Shit. And I have been in unrequited love with my best friend for at least 7 years (probably 9 but I didn't realize it earlier) and if you asked I would 100% say that she taught me love and defined love for me and that she will be my first and last, but I also know that that is not entirely true; it's just the narrative that I like for myself. And I think that being in an Empty deal contingent on whether or not he LETS himself feel happy would lead Cas to do plenty of mental maneuvering, which I think involved intentional self-poor-little-meow-meow-ification via overascribing his choices and happiness to Dean (and I also think he'd already been doing that for a while just because of personal self-worth issues and because it's a nice narrative). I know as Cas's last Moment on the show it was probably written to be The Objective Truth, but I am perceiving him and I say no.

44. If you could write an episode of Supernatural, what would happen?

Oh scream okay! This is a fun one! I am going to start out with two ideas from other people:

1. Months ago Nate from the pocnatural discord had the idea of an episode from the "monster"'s perspective where the Winchesters are just clearly the antagonists while not doing anything different than they usually do. I think the idea was that all these supernatural beings live in a self-regulating community together and we have one Very Likable pov character who's a member of this community, but one of the newer members messes up one day and kills someone and the Winchesters come on a case and wreak havoc on this Very Much Functioning (there was going to be a whole rehab and reparations thing for the new member who messed up!) system and kill pov character and in the end you just HATE Sam and Dean for it.

2. It's hard to adapt anything from bad moon rising (aka my favorite spn fic) very well because the point of an Arab Winchesters season 1 rewrite is that it doesn't really work with the white characters we have now, but I think I could see a version of chapter 2 adapted as long as Haley (an Ojibwe hunter who lives in the area affected by what Sam and Dean are hunting) takes the lead. I'd especially like to see this section:

Dean laughs, a little disbelievingly. The question has never crossed his mind. “Do you like it?”

This gives Haley no pause at all. “Yeah,” she says. “I mean, it’s not really about killing monsters, though, for me. Or, it’s not always about killing monsters. It’s about community. Not violence. It’s a spiritual thing to build a home, you know?”

“Oh,” Dean says. He can’t think of anything else to say. It has never crossed his mind before that hunting could be compatible with a community.

I don't have any original episode ideas to add to the hunting discourse, so we're on to my ideas about character-driven eps. I think I would like to see a version of my sastiel possession fic (ty again for beta-ing that! you're a real one) as an ep around the time of 9.11 because Sam deserves to work through their trauma, but idk what the Dean plot should be for that. Another thing I would like very much is TFW drunk history storytime (so like. Tall Tales bass boosted), where for some reason they all need to go over what they were doing during Stanford era but each of them is telling someone else's story. It's gonna be either Sam->Dean->Cas->Sam or Dean->Sam->Cas->Dean. It starts out very funny (they all have terrible wigs and makeup in the flashbacks. Cas is Jimmy wearing a giant mask with googly eyes on it.) but as it goes on it gets increasingly sad how much these three don't really know each other.

In the Sam->Dean->Cas->Sam episode, Sam's telling of Dean's past veers wildly between "crushing pussy and killing things" and "feels like absolute shit all the time" and it's funny but Not Right and afterwards Dean goes "I didn't know you thought of me that way" and Sam says "... I am basically reading off the voicemails you left me back then" and Dean has to sit there and contend with the mythology he himself wrote for Sam to believe in. Dean->Cas provides the comedic beats for the episode as Dean awkwardly narrates Cas's Life As A Weird Little Guy who watches trees grow and heals babies and in the end Dean goes "so how did I do" and Cas is like "well actually I was either getting lobotomized or murdering people so like 3/10?" The moral of this plot line is that Dean is bi. Cas gives a fairly faithful retelling of Sam living her trans little life at Stanford and veering between trying to be Normal and being a total weirdgirl and feeling guilty and angry and happy and free. It becomes clear that Cas admires Sam a lot (but also feels like. guilt and some self-recrimination for not being that) for rebelling from their dad and exploring their queerness during a time Cas was still to his knowledge in total soldier mode, and Sam is having an a_good_soldier's Thesis 5 moment about how she failed the kid she used to be and how very sorry they are about all the things that happened to them, and Dean hates that this is the first he's hearing about so much of this but is also quite emo about the parts where Sam is struggling. The ep ends with them all in the same room not looking at each other and not knowing if they want to group hug or never talk again.

Dean->Sam->Cas episode is similar but the storytelling dissolves a lot faster as it becomes clearer way faster how much their own emotions are getting in the way. Dean is upset that Sam could leave their family so easily and probably swing a normal life, Sam keeps wondering what it would be like to live millennia just KNOWING that you were right and good and clean, and Cas is gay and veering between fitting Dean's life into a larger Righteous Man narrative and just being very tender (and sad and angry) about Dean's pain. Episode ends in a rather cathartic shouting match where they all end up apologizing to each other for many things.

Oh also I would like to see Cassie again but I don't have an episode in mind there. Also would love to see Kaia adjusting to life in Sioux Falls and befriending the others and dealing with Bad Place trauma.

tysm for the questions sorry for taking so long!

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[afurrybutthememekind]

Lucas ‘Luke’ Greene

So if Alix is a prick I don’t even want to know what you’d classify Luke as. A douche with anger issues that really wants needs Adam to knock some sense into him perhaps. He’s got the big gay for Adam anyway, no feelings beyond ‘I hope they scowl like that in bed too’ yet but maybe one day.

I vibe the most with Luke and Vox which is concerning because they are the biggest bastards and I am nothing like them at all. I’m more of a socially awkward Cap than anything. 

Lots of yelling. Like too much yelling at Adam like it was his personal decision to lie to the human race. I’d say I can’t wait for Adam to just kick Luke’s ass but Luke would be so into it that Adam would probably die. Luke’s not a masochist per say but he does have a very...strong appreciation for...strong and capable men. Especially if they can kick his ass. 

Lucas-mean, sarcastic, stubborn, standoffish

First meeting:

I groan in frustration and hit my fist against the coffee maker, cracking the plastic. 

“There are other ways to deal with your problems, Lucas.” 

I go completely tense, shrugging off Rebecca’s hand from my shoulder. “What do you want?” 

A pained expression flashes through her eyes before she sighs and nods to herself. “I’m here to talk about your case. It’s bigger than you think.” 

I grunt, storming towards my office. I almost don’t think she’s following me until I hear her gently close the door. 

“The man you’re looking for has killed before. In many places.”

“You’re sure it’s the same guy?” I cross my arms and frown at her. 

“We’ve been tracking him for a while now.” She nods. “I believe he’ll be staying in Wayhaven for some time. Now is our last chance.” 

I scoff and turn my head to look away from her, instead studying the pictures of the victim I have taped to my wall. “So you’re here to take my case from me.” 

“Of course not.” She reaches for my arm but stops short, letting her hand fall to her side. “I have full faith in your abilities. Otherwise the agency would have had me take over the case.” 

I nod, grinding my teeth as she talks. 

“Instead I’m here to offer you something that will make your job easier. Something the mayor is very keen for you to utilize.” 

My jaw tightens further and I’m almost sure I can feel a tooth break. “Great, because I was so concerned with what the mayor wants.” 

“Lucas, please.” Rebecca sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose. “Can you just not be difficult? If you don’t accept my help I will be forced to take over the case.” 

I scoff and shake my head. “So you’re resorting to threats now, Rebecca?” I clench my fists and study the tattoos covering every inch of my arms. “Fine. What are you offering?”

“My team.” 

“Be more specific. I’m not in the mood for games.” 

“The team of agents I command.” 

I frown at her, eyebrows pulling together. 

“I know you aren’t really a team player, Lucas.” Rebecca leans out the door to call for someone. “But can you at least try?” 

“No promises.” I cross my arms back over my chest and straighten my back. I adopt a defensive posture, looking more like I’m in the boxing ring than meeting my new teammates. 

Four men march into the room and I fight to keep the sneer off my face. Fucking feds. 

“Detective Lucas Greene, this is Unit Bravo.” 

No one says anything for a moment so I roll my eyes and step forward, pointedly not offering my hand. “Okay. Things one through four, this is my case and my precinct. So we follow my rules. Understood?” I use the tone Tina ‘lovingly’ refers to as my Drill Sergeant Voice. 

Three of them tense and look towards Rebecca but one, the tallest steps forward. “We understand, Detective. My name is Agent Nathaniel Sewell, though I prefer Nate.” He offers his hand and I stare at it, unable to hold back my sneer. 

I don’t bother schooling my features, just taking his hand and shaking firmly. “It’s not a pleasure. The only reason you’re here is because someone threatened me.” I narrow my eyes at Rebecca. “I’d be perfectly fine without your meddling.” 

“It’s not meddling, Lucas.” Rebecca sounds exhausted and a smile pulls at my lips. 

“I’m sure you would be, but we are happy to help.” Nate continues to smile genuinely at me as he steps back into the group. 

“Felix.” The shortest of the group steps forward and grabs my hand before I can cross my arms again. “Felix Hauville.” He brings my hand towards his mouth and I rip it away so fast he stumbles. 

“You’re pretty, but not that pretty.” I shake my head and cross my arms as tightly as possible.

Felix cocks his head and grins, “You’ll change your mind.” 

“Probably not.” I turn to the third. He’s slightly shorter than me and has a glare that could put mine to shame. “And you are?” 

“Finding this all unnecessary.” 

I bark out a sharp laugh. “Then leave, I genuinely could not give less of a fuck if I was lobotomized.” 

“Lucas,” my mother warns and levels me with a glare. “This is Specialist Agent Mason.” 

“Great, I get the feeling you aren’t going to talk to me. You’re my favorite so far.” I turn away before he can respond, coming face to face with a stern-looking blond. A smirk pulls at the corners of my mouth and I offer my hand, purring out, “If you wanted to kiss my hand that’s totally fine.” 

He arches a brow at me and stares down at my hand. 

“This is Commanding Agent Adam du Mortain,” Rebecca says, no small amount of pride in her voice. 

“Absolutely charmed.” My smirk widens when he takes my hand in a firm, almost painful, grip. 

“I look forward to working with you.” 

My eyes widen and lock onto his. “What the fuck?” 

“Everything all right?” Rebecca looks more to Adam than me. 

I cough and step back, dropping my gaze to the floor. “Everything’s fine. You can go, unless you don’t trust them to babysit me.” 

“That’s not what this is about, Lucas,” Rebecca insists. She steps towards me and I take another step away from her. She frowns for a moment before nodding. “I’ll leave you all to work on the case.” She gives me a smile before pointedly glaring at her team and leaving.

Reveal:

“You’re vampires?” I blink in confusion at the floor for a moment before baring my teeth at everyone. “You fucking lied to me!” 

Rebecca steps forward, raising her hands to try and placate me. “Lucas-” 

“No.” I square my shoulders and narrow my eyes at her. “You’ve been lying to me this whole fucking time. People have died!” My fist flies out before I can stop it, connecting with the hard wall.

“Lucas, calm down,” Rebecca orders. Her voice is firm and gives me slight pause before the anger boils over again. 

“No I will not calm down!” I snarl and spin around to glare at them all. “You and your fucking secrets have killed people!”

“We’ve saved more-” 

“Did you save Garret?” I snap and take a step towards Adam. “People died because you on your fucking high horses decided you’re all the special ones. Only you get to know the truth. Only you get to know how dangerous the world really is.” 

“Humans don’t have a history of reacting well.” Adam meets me glare. 

“How are we supposed to learn to be okay with it if we don’t know?” I take another step so we are almost chest to chest. “You would all rather be the oh so special ones. Oh thank God we have you protecting us.”

“Lucas that’s enough.” Rebecca snaps and grabs my arm, pulling me away from the other man. 

“This is my point exactly. You-”

“I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck that you’re vampires. I wouldn’t care if you were a fucking rock that gained sentience and started talking. News flash, none of you mean anything to me.” I’m almost sure I see Adam flinch at the words but when I face him fully he’s just glaring. “You know what? People fucking suck, Adam. I hate almost every person I have ever met in my life. People can’t always handle things that are different, that’s for sure. I’m a gay man, Adam. I know people can’t handle things that differ from their norm.” I go to step towards him again but Rebecca’s hand around my wrist stops me from getting too close. “But don’t you dare say that humans are the only one with prejudices. You are standing here comparing all humans. Look me in the eyes and tell me there are zero vampires, werewolves, fucking faeries who don’t hate humans solely for the fact that they are human. Should I hate you because Dracula was a dick? Get over yourself.” 

“Lucas, that is enough.” Rebecca firmly pulls me by my wrist. She drags me out into the hall and away from Unit Bravo before anyone can start shouting again.