#i am somehow more akin to a wild woodsman than a like. game fandom person. so i don't really witness/hear stuff about it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit · 2 years ago

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also god my expectations were skewed so hard because i got the other speedrun achievement solely by accident because i play games like i dont want to be there. like i am DESPERATE to escape and i can only do so by finishing and there's a bomb set to explode in 10 milliseconds. but suddenly i try to do this shit on purpose and OOHHH-

this game has my ass studying the map trying to figure out quickest routes, LIKE ACTUALLY. GIVING MORE OF A FUCK THAN I'VE HAD TO FOR A VIDEO GAME and it's just leaning in to bite my face instead of kiss me; bitch i love you and i put so much effort into you why are you beating the shit out of me <3

#barking and foaming at the mouth #love hate relationship with postal LMAOO i love the game and give it kisses and slices of cold lunch meat..#and then it stabs me between the ribs with like. a fast-food spork. the kind that SHOULD snap in half before ever penetrating skin #so i dont know how it manages but. appropriate i guess #also i had my first 'postal mention in the wild' moment and was so BAFFLED because i had never heard anyone talk about it other than like #the friend that got me into it or other people that are like..in the game tags here #SO HEARING IT ON A JERMA STREAM; AND HIM ACKNOWLEDGING IT LIKE OH YEAH POSTAL 2 WORLD AHAHHA JUST FLOORED ME FOR SOME REASON #LIKE DUDE BROKE CONTAINMENT. but im pretty sure it's just because #i am somehow more akin to a wild woodsman than a like. game fandom person. so i don't really witness/hear stuff about it #so i guess like fair enough for me to have not heard someone reference it before but it just blew my fucking MIND #like seeing bigfoot at the fucking mall just buying a t-shirt. sir what the FUCK are you doing here no disrespect but HUH #i dont know why i want a 100% for postal achievements so bad. i usually dont care about achievements at all #maybe just because there's..so many? Because some of them are crazy hard and i like stuff that's like pulling teeth? who knows #thank god i saved the postal difficulty ones til last if i would've tried those first i think i would've just straight up given up on it #..another potential reason i want the achievements; it's so popular BUT i stg most of the achievements only like 3.% something players?#so i feel special because it's such a small percentage lmaooo #makes me feel like a cool gamer guy that's like. good at video games ;) lfkgndlfng

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