#i am so sorry to whoever asked this

[casscainmainly]

Got an ask about my feelings on Cass being Bruce's favourite that I accidentally deleted so I'm gonna answer here.

Firstly I'm in the 'Dick is canonically Bruce's fav' camp (see fantastic-nonsense's post here), but I do believe Bruce has a special bond with Cass. So I don't think 'Cass being Bruce's fav' comes out of nowhere, especially since she is the closest to having his moral code, and he is definitely not normal about her.

However, this is the kind of statement where who is saying it matters. Comic fans can say Cass is Bruce's favourite because it's grounded in a genuine understanding of their dynamic. But when people who haven't engaged with comics say it, particularly as a rebuttal to one of the Batboys being Bruce's fav, it comes off like Cass is some 'other' option. She's allowed to be the fav because they don't see her as a real character, or because they view her as some paragon of perfection. This is where I really dislike the headcanon.

Because Cass being Bruce's favourite should be a bad thing. Bruce doesn't adopt her until 2008, and for me it's largely because it takes him that long to see her as a person. Early Bruce-Cass, where most of the 'Cass being Bruce's fav' moments come from, is marked by Bruce seeing Cass as an extension of himself. She is his model minority and there are racist undertones in him calling her perfect. His love gets less toxic over time, but this corresponds with his disillusionment over her (see him firing her in Batgirl #48; Cass, in the same issue, is becoming disillusioned with him).

The arc in Bruce and Cass' relationship is them recognising and deconstructing the pedestals they've put each other on. So when people say Cass is Bruce's favourite without context, it misses all the complexity in that dynamic. Personally I prefer what should be their endpoint: where Cass knows she doesn't need to be his favourite to be loved.

[chasedeys]

https://www.tumblr.com/chasedeys/769504049256169472/from-sportscenter

The flinch is proof Joe be putting his hands on him lmaooo 😭😭😭🥹

a whole preview of their ufc matches 😭😭 does he have to be dialed up 24/7 constant vigilance from the possibility of joe coming at him for whatever reason.....

he did say that joe does flying kicks when he annoys him too much lmaooooo smushing a donut to his face mid-live interview does warrant a fight i fear. what would happen if there were no cameras on sight? the thought haunts me i won't lie.

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

i purged 300+ asks and am now left with 74 i feel like i took a shower

[punctuation-completionist]

Holy shit I thought I'd seen the worst and laziest gimmick blogs already. Congrats on setting the bar even lower.

@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?,.~`|•√π÷ק∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓[] get a fucking job

jokes on you asshole, i am in school most of the day and have multiple hours of homework every night. i just ride the bus for two hours to and from school and know how to use a queue

and you? do you understand how much work i put into this blog? how much i've learned about various punctuation so that i—with time i could easily use doing something else i might add—can tell people about things that i find interesting? i doubt it because you just have a hate filled heart from what i can see, picking on blogs that you find lazy because you can't even bother to dig.

i would have just left this in the inbox; but i really do feel like showing everyone what a fool you are. i mean, come back when you know all the brackets and dashes and have read at least one book about punctuation and then you can talk about who's the "laziest gimmick blog"

and no, i am not justifying that keyboard smash of an attempt to get more punctuation. if you want to talk about lazy bud? take a look inwards, perhaps.

[harvestmoth]

more rejuv things but its. its just this guy again, im sorry shes all i can draw

[ask-that-weird-dog]

Kris. Kris. Kris. Of the two, do you prefer moss or potassium more?

* (You get the feeling this is about to be a very, very weird day.)

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[monkee-mobile]

Don’t you know that Tork is a wifebeater?

tags.

[ego-osbourne]

hi this is mellowscrolls on anon bc i'm technically a side blog but you should give us mankar camoran panty shot

THIS IS A JOKE DON'T KILL ME

okay

A more cursed version down below I HATE his face

[gothsuguru]

thank you to the person who requested geto being obsessed w gojo’s gf because the idea of it is DELICIOUS - here’s a lil teaser!

[crimeronan]

why am i being asked about liking taylor swift suddenly.... did i somehow accidentally rb something that has vriscourse taycourse dogwhistles in it. guys i listen to cringe metal music and everyone hates giving me the aux cord on road trips i promise there's nothing for you to chew on here. i have as little opinion on this woman as i do on vriska.

[kimetsu-chan]

I went on a walk with my dad

[malleleothreesome]

YOUR MALLEUS POST IS JUST!!!!! AGDKFFLSVFL!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I RE-READ THAT THING BUT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!!! 😫😭👌🖤💚

I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.

I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!

Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.

📣 By the way FELLOW HONEST THIGH RIDING ANON if you SEE this first of all, ONCE AGAIN: I wish to express my undying devotion to you and your exceptional thought process. I am positively frothing at the mouth over your request and I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I am finally making good progress and it WILL be out soon. We WILL make him cum in his pants. We WILL make him cry, whimper, and moan.

[tojiscrack]

guys 😟

it’s been like this for a while and i keep forgetting to address it, but if you’ve left an ask in my inbox and i haven’t gotten to you yet, it’s most likely ‘cause my tumblr’s glitching?

like it says i have three asks in my inbox, but when i go to click on it, it also says that there’s nothing there.

i’m not ignoring you i swear 😕

[weirdest-blorbo-throwdown]

ROUND ONE: Sgt. Norm Allan from Dialtown Vs The Administrators from ADAMANDI

(i am so sorry to whoever submitted the administrators i Could Not find an image. here's a guy crying in a chair instead)

[darceydearest]

hey, i really like your blog! you're such a good boy ^^

ppl should never stop sending me these they make me so warm and fuzzy i wann be a good boy :>

[vulpinesaint]

With the pateon saint quiz, have you had any really cool combinations with what people got vs what they thought they should have?

went through and collected a few poignant answer pairs for you!