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GIVE ME A WITTY ANSWER SAFFRON >:D
Or a tree pun. Either one.
Why can't the mute dog turn into a tree? Because it has no bark.
A cherry tree is thrown at me from the crowd
#i am so sorry this was atrocious#tree pun#bad puns#terrible puns#it was either this or staring blankly at my phone for ten minutes trying to figure out a smart pick-up line#djdkdn#asks
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#protective dad mode activated
the acolyte | 1.03: destiny
#the acolyte#theacolyteedit#star wars#starwarsedit#swedit#cinemapix#dixonscarol#filmtvcentral#televisiongifs#tusercora#tuserlyn#tvedit#userbarrow#userdiana#userelio#userksena#usersugar#userstream#*edits#osha aniseya#master sol#the acolyte spoilers#i am so sorry about this atrocious coloring#i know it's awful T_T
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I drew this meme too (I should have drawn the groom uglier tbh)
Og picture:

#mlp#my little pony#princess cadance#princess mi amore cadenza#shining armor#meme redraw#traditional art#art#fanart#i used sticker gems because I was too lazy to actually draw them#also its 2 am right now so sorry for the atrocious lighting in the photo#the bride and the ugly ass groom#ink
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whadya mean he didnt tell you he loves you??? his eyes literally went soft when he looked ur way...
#bg3#wyll ravengard#tav#wyll x tav#paladin#baldur's gate 3#voltaical ocs#bishop#wyllll baby you are my ANGEEEEELLLLL#this scene rips my heart out i replayed it a few times to figure out some dialog#AHHHH i just wanna wrap wyll in a blanket and tell him how much i love him ;_;#also its sooo interesting that you need to persuade him to kiss you. i didnt do that in my original playthrough#cause it felt out of character for bishop#but it rlly plays into the headspace wyll is in like he feels so undeserving of love and affection#that hes not even THINKING of having a romantic moment with you#youre the one who has to bring it up#also im so sorry about my shit handwriting i am too lazy to redownload all my fonts onto my new computer and am enjoying lettering by hand#even if its atrocious
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Friendlocke Violet Gijinkas (Part 1/7)
Since the edited episodes are starting to come out, I figured that bc of that and the fact that I've been keeping this in the back burner for a loooong while now, might as well complete all my friendlocke violet gijinkas!! Some are gonna stay the same while others are gonna have slight/ complete redesigns, so please keep that in mind!
I plan on posting them in order by groups of three, so there's gonna be seven parts in total, all of which I'll be linking here when done vvv
(Part Two) (Part Three) (Part Four) (Part Five) (Part Six) (Part Seven)
!! These will contain personal headcanons I have for the cast, little fun facts, and also spoilers for Friendlocke Violet (for both the edited vids and the streams) !!
@saltydkart-reblogs
And that's pretty much it, designs under the cut!
LARK:
HUGE nerd. spent most of his time during the Uva Academy studying different kinds of pokemon as well as different fighting styles he can utilize once he is able to go out on his own journey with his very own trainer! Too bad that didn't really help in the long run...
His entire wardrobe consists of McDonald's related outfits. It's fucking insane. He even has some from long LONG ago that aren't available anywhere else.
The bubble pattern on his hair is able to move and change. Nobody knows how this is possible, not even Lark himself. All Lark knows is that his hair looks incredibly stylish!
Speaking of bubbles, he has the ability to blow bubbles whenever and wherever he pleases!
Often keeps himself extremely clean and gets upset if even a small speck of dirt gets on him, despite this he somehow smells like McDonald's food and axe body spray. Disgusting. He's so cool!
Even after death he still likes to hang around the other team members as a ghost, often getting to know the newer members as well as reuniting with the old ones. Sometimes they see him, sometimes they don't. It usually depends.
SARA:
Due to being a human in her past life, Sara is able to actually speak with the other humans in the pokemon world. However she usually doesn't due to it being seen as extremely weird and out of place. She did slip up once while talking in the presence of Arven, who thought it was the weed making him hear things.
Oinkologne are usually unable to do much with their hooves but Sara spent nights practicing how to knit with her new hooves and now she's able to do it flawlessly. I don't know how she managed to do that but go queen!
When first joining the team she'd often have the urge to eat her food related companions. It was a strange time for Sara, but she managed to overcome it.
When Peppy gets sick, she usually is the one who nurses him back to health. She was a human once so she often is able to figure out whatever sickness Peppy has and treat it properly. I suppose she's like a second mother to him.
The bag she carries with her is full of thread that she collected from various Tarountula she encountered on the journey, as well as little things she knits together in her spare time.
For the most part, Sara forgives... but NEVER forgets.
Did you guys know that Sara has a new YouTube channel? Check it out!
Pastey:
Before joining the team, Pastey was a nameless wanderer. He's been down every road in Paldea and knows almost the entire region (except for Area Zero) like the back of his hand.
He's gotten hurt pretty badly throughout the run (ie. the Mikey fight, the Atticus fight, and ESPECIALLY the final battle), however, he does not gain any (physical) scars from those fights. This is bc he's basically an axolotl, and axolotls are usually able to heal without scarring.
Pastey's "arms" are, to put it simply, mud prosthetics. More info here vvv
Pastey HAS met Mall Bingo once before the run, however, he doesn't recognize her. The only reason he does not recognize her is bc she wears glasses. (You know how people somehow aren't able to recognize Superman bc he wears glasses in his civilian attire even tho his face remains the same? It's basically like that lmao)
Unlike the lightbulbs he eats, the gasoline he drinks isn't really mandatory to his diet. Gasoline is like alcohol to him and he drinks it like an absolute CHAMP.
He goes fishing when there's nothing else to do or when he can't sleep at night. He doesn't do this bc he thinks it's fun or anything, only bc it's a "good time passer" or so he claims. Other members of the team will often sit with him and vent out anything that's troubling them at the moment, and Pastey is always there to listen to them.
And that's pretty much it. Next is Joe, Hannah Ü, and Mykyie!
#I am a firm believer that Sara can and will beat ass#No i do NOT plan on making gijinka designs for Chatbike and Phil sorry guys#just getting that out of the way i know how much yall love phil /j /lh#Anyways it feels so good to finally start on this like holy moly#also idk when the others will be done... HOWEVER...#The sketches for Joe Hannah and Mikey are already pretty much done I just gotta make em digital#so ideally they'll be out pretty soonish I'd say... I hope#but yeah if anyone has any questions abt them feel free to send them in my askbox and I'll be happy to answer them as best as i can!#<- No anons tho sorry yall#Also I need to be honest here Lark's outfit kinda does look atrocious and I couldve changed it... BUT...#I honestly thought it was WAY funnier if Lark's attire looked weird on purpose so I kept it like that lol#Anyways sorry for the word vomit here are the tags#friendlocke#friendlocke violet#saltydkdan#should my gijinkas have their own tag...? Sure why not#Violet Gijinka Au#cherris canvas
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What Watson sees everyday.
#yes he has yellow checkered socks#no i will not elaborate#its vibes based#my anatomy here is absolutely atrocious I am very sorry#but it happens to everyone#acd sherlock#sherlock holmes#sherlock holmes fanart#sh#acd sherlock holmes#sir arthur conan doyle#ALSO#his robe was heavily inspired in the one Data uses when he's dressed as Sherlock#I think it's a very pretty robe so I robbed it
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hello
here are some vectors of the eds (mostly edd tho)
i’ve used these to make my own pfps but you’re free to use these if u want however you want
#this is unfortunately a monotonous step when i create pfps/icons#oh god the fourth one is atrocious i am so sorry#ed edd n eddy#eene vectors#minez
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Do you like any Star Trek besides TOS? I haven’t actually seen it, but I’m a big fan of TNG, Voyager and DS9 :3
ive only seen tos, aos, and im on season 5 of tng!! im working my way through slowly but surely lmao
#ask#inferno-boots#geordi data and dr crusher are my favorites so far i think theyre fun#ive done some sketches but really not much idk im not as Attached rn as i am with tos#i miss the colors and camp of tos :( beige reagan era enterprise is not my jam.. im sorry its a little ugly#very much enjoying the show though#was struggling a little w s1+2 bevause the uniforms were so atrocious but theyre good now :]#my firsy tng art is almosg too goofy to post here to i never did lmao
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there are 2 reasons why gus should've killed zenoheld in ep 39:
1. he, i assume, would've ended up covered in blood, which is very hot, which means that when he would've returned, spectra would've probably started making out with him immediately, bc personally if the most perfect and prettiest man in the universe killed for me and came home covered in blood i would have lost my mind, and i assume spectra would too (this is the most important reason)
2. zenoheld sucks or smth idk
#for legal reasons this is all a joke#they're both a little fucked up but they love each other#i spent 20 minutes deciding whether to post this but ive decided fuck it we ball. no i dont need therapy#im also ignoring all the potential consequences of killing zenoheld that early on#i am NOT tagging this only my followers get the consequences of following me. u guys signed up for this#i am so sorry to everyone#i know there wouldn't be any blood in bakugan but we are. ignoring that. for the sake of me being down atrociously#yes im a lesbian yes im down atrociously for a fictional man what abt it
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This Master Chef event certainly made some choices with the chef/judge combos.
Floyd grinning like a full a he seems out some barely editable crap. Said crap landing in front of Jade who makes a face like, 'wtf, you expect me to eat this?' Floyd on the side lines, fully enjoying the situation.
Also, is Sebek and Malleus the most fortunate or unfortunate combo? He gets to serve food to his beloved Waka-sama but... it will be forever until it is editable. But! But! Then he'll make some 100% masterpieces and get the praise of his idol! Let's... not think of the end of the event where we are burning ingredients for the 3 coins and thaumarks... Poor Malleus, first he endures Lilia's cooking and now this... 😢
I love master chef!!!!! :D it's so fun to see how all of the characters cook and if any of them can cook (or at least follow instructions and recipes). Floyd and Sebek is just as chaotic a duo as Jade and Lilia.
It's peak sibling silliness with judge Jade and chef Floyd. T_T Floyd notes how Jade started giving his critique on the dish after he finished eating it LOL. That is such a sibling thing to do. I just know Floyd wanted to wipe that smile off his brother's face after having to listen to all of the little details Jade nitpicked. Some of them were probably just for the sake of messing with Floyd. He probably told him something like: "This could use more mushrooms" when there aren't any mushrooms in it to begin with. Floyd is one more unnecessary comment away from punching Jade to get him to be quiet. Someone step in between them before they start bickering over the food. >_<
Omg and chef Sebek and judge Malleus.... truthfully, I think Sebek is the lesser of two evils in this case because he would genuinely try his very hardest to make an edible and delicious dish for waka-sama! He'd never be able to live with the shame and humiliation if he cooked a dish that wasn't up to his liege's standards. :( that, and I think it's not that hard to surpass Lilia at cooking. Sebek could butter bread and already he's leagues better than Lilia. ^^;;;; with Lilia, the "buttered bread" you receive will have undergone multiple steps because Lilia thought it was much too plain and he wanted to add a little ✨ razzle-dazzle ✨ to the buttered bread. Lilia probably butters his bread with aquarium pebbles or gravel or something crazy and impossible to eat.
#twisted chit chat#rendy-a#diasomnia i am so sorry you have to endure lilia's atrocious cooking...#he is not cooking. in fact he is experimenting with ingredients and somehow they always become near-lethal#that soup is not soup it's a bubbling brew and it is evil and you may not wake up after eating it
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[fic] impressions, memories, and all else that is engraved within the heart
"We didn't know each other for very long, but he left a lasting impression."
G-rated | 7.5k words | posted 30/12/2024 | for ephemer week!
ephemer & player | major cameos: skuld, brain, lauriam
missing scenes, 5+1, features keykid shenanigans!
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#en fic#kh#khux#ephemer kh#player kh#player zero#ephemerweek2024#firstly i am so sorry for being Atrociously Late but this was an entire trek and a half. i cannot stress this enough#i spent like a couple days drawing something and then didn't like it so i scrapped it on the 24th and immediately started writing#it was also supposed to be way shorter. like 300 words per day. unfortunately that did not work as planned#so here it is. the fruits of my labours: 7.5k of ephemer and keykid shenanigans of varying flavours of fun or pain#which is pretty much keykid lore in disguise waiting to hit me with a firaga to the face#it's also his birthday today!!!! i thought if i couldn't post on ephemer's birthday then i'd post on zero's :)
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bananna fish rolls :]
#he said it cute. I like you 🥹#someone posted this on twt and it’s so funny cause it’s like.#looks around . Is everyone watching this show at the same time i am.#but like that’s so fucked up why would he make that.#the sound effect when diddy ate it was atrocious#the fucking guitar riff when he’s like ☹️ after he told him#idk why this is so funny to me#Sorry it’s freddie gets to talk about his autism show hour sorry#txt#video#🦍🏄♂️🌊
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Drops this here panel edit here and runs away
#homestuck#feferi peixes#vriska serket#vrisfef#god the colours are atrocious I am so sorry#may do more panel edits if I want
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There was a time when I would have married you, Tom Jones, and lived beneath those lucky stars and fresh air and kisses.
TOM JONES (2023) | Episode 4 directed by Georgia Parris
#tom jones itv#tom jones pbs#tom jones#sophia western#sophia x tom#otpsource#periodedit#pdedit#perioddramaedit#perioddrama#weloveperioddrama#onlyperioddramas#perioddramacentral#userkayles#solly mcleod#sophie wilde#mine*#the colouring is atrocious#i am so sorry!
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what's good about a pilot falcon?
HI! The Pilot Falcon (older generations were sold in the US as the Namiki Falcon for whatever reason) is a japanese fountain pen manufactured by Pilot!
it's often referred to as the best modern flex pen, or the best gold nib for a beginner! Tldr for people who aren't pen nerds, a flex pen is a pen that...well, flexes! Most pens have some sort of "flex" to them that results in some sort of line variation, but flex pens can handle a relatively higher amount of pressure. Think like a G nib used in a lot of manga. Old pens were the MASTERS at this, and a good bit of that is due to the nibs being made of gold, which naturally has a "bounce" to it that modern steel nibs have a really hard time living up to. Most people wax poetic about Waterman or other vintages like that because of it. Even modern gold nibs can't really keep up with the gold nibs of yore, but the Falcon is considered to be one that can. I do think legally it's considered a "soft" nib, meaning it's not truly a flex pen but has a lot of flex qualities to it, but some terms that get used are used interchangably so. idk. True flex nibs aren't really a thing in fountain pens these days outside of Noodler's Ahab and Konrad (which are their own nightmare and a half tbh).
The Falcon prized amongst artists for it's very fine nib, which Japanese pen manufacturers like Pilot and Platinum are known for. A Japanese Fine is comparable to a Western (Kaweco, Lamy) Extra fine, and a lot of these pens come in an EF, F, and M. It gets alot of nice line variation despite being so small, and is really an all-around great pen, if legend is to be believed :] An alternative to buying the Pilot Falcon would be getting the Pilot 912 FA, which has something called the "Falcon Nib," not to be confused with the actual pen. They actually look pretty different. The FA nib (right) has these weird cuts on their side that help with flexing and allow it to mimic a full-flex nib, but again. According to legend, modern pens don't flex like vintage pens do, but it IS pretty close.


(sources mentioned in alt text)
I've never used either myself, but I'm pretty picky about my pens and so I don't know if I'd ever pay upwards of $200 unless I got familiar with the nib first tbh....The falcon's nib isn't offputting to me like many feel about it, but I'm particular about aesthetics and the feedback on paper and I can't tell if I like them just from looks alone lol. Right now, I don't have much experience with pilot nibs, but if i were to get a pilot pen, tbh I'm looking at the Pilot Elite/e95s in a fine or medium, or a vintage platinum pocket pen.
Anyways that's that and this is also that. *twirls so elegantly and then collapses onto the ground in slapstick fashion*
#im a dweeb#im picky enough about pens that if the nib isnt particularly pleasing (good examples are Visconti Pelikan or Parker nibs)#or particularly unique (examples are Regalia Crossflex and Trilogy or most Music Nibs)#im not particularly drawn to them. superficial and so on#I really like inlaid/inset nibs like the Platinum Carbon or old Pilot desk pens. or the aforementioned Pilot Elite#The Shaeffer Quasi-imperial is PARTICULARLY sexy in design with the diamond inlay tbh#a good flexy or at least bouncy pen can be EF or F for me (sometimes F is actually too large like with the Platinum Preppy)#i tend to benefit from thin nibs anyways (and gold but bouncy steel is good too) because the inks i use are wet#so im not always picky about nib size. but i AM also rlly picky about pen body shapes and a lot do NOT speak to me#I like desk pens bc of the tapered tail but they really aren't suited for travel. but i dont care much for the classic cigar shape of pens#i like how twsbi pens are shaped. i strongly dislike lamy's shape these days. flat top and torpedo pens are better imo#Benu makes both beautiful and gaudy pens and the dream would be a regalia crossflex in either a benu or something truly atrocious#like a custom fountain pen themed after my lonesome cowboy by takashi murakami. no i wont elaborate no dont look that up#alas fountain pens are an expensive hobby and ppl can be a bit dickish about 'lower quality' pens so its not very newbie friendly#esp on reddit. some ppl are so obnoxious tbh. i like the tumblr fp fans way better theyre a lot more helpful and not married to brands#OK THATS ENOUGH SORRY YOU GOT THE RAMBLINDS OF A LUNATIC ITS MIDNIGHT GOOD NIGHT ANON#not art
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The tdp fandom on here is so small. I decided to follow anyone I could find who posted about it and it took me like 2 minutes to get everyone lol
#rambles#sometimes your dash is so atrocious you gotta curate it with follows#sorry if u have no idea who i am and i followed u out of nowhere#you gotta understand#it was mostly haiku bot you guys
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