#i am so sorry everyone LMFAO
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Local cryptid leaving the water after days of sleeping.
#muse: joseph seed#you got launch codes? { open starter }#lissen up you hotshots! ~ { crack }#i am so sorry everyone LMFAO
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if cross were to compare himself to any celestial being, he'd say the stars. a star. just one.
not any specific one. he's not important enough to be a specific one, to be named.
if he were to be asked why, he'd say he hasn't given it much thought. there's a million stars. billion. infinite. and none are recognizable, except when grouped up with others, made into constellations. they all look the same.
maybe he'll get deep about it. something about being a derivative of another. an infinte number of others, who all look identical to him. or nearly identical. close enough.
but the way you look at him...
you look at him like he's a star, like he's a million starts, billion stars, an infinite number of stars. like he's the moon and the planets and the galaxies and nebulae.
you look at him like he's recognizable. like you could look up into the sky, point him out each and every time.
you're a satellite, made specifically to orbit him, observe him, accompany him.
he doesn't even know that much about space.
#my fyckin BOYFRIEND ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#once again writing about cross at 4 am#peak writing hours#im queueing it for a reasonable time tho so it gets interactions LMFAOOO#jester writes#cross x reader#cross sans x reader#cross sans#xtale cross#cross#au sans#xtale sans#xtale x reader#cross headcanons#undertale headcanons#undertale au#i know i say this a lot butni forget every tume how to tag#pushing my cross sans agenda again#im in love with him not sorry#pandering to myself and everyone else who loves cross LMFAOO#also ik its a sans thing to like space#but moat of the time that comes about because they are trapped UNDERGROUND and CANNOT SEE THE STARS!!!#cross can see the stars whenever he wants and Yeah Cool. Pretty. AVERAGE!!#he prob had some autistic one month hyperfixation on it when he was like 6 years old and then he didnt really care about it ever again LMFAO#i love my boyfriend hes so cool#hes such a loser hes so cool tho
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Actual footage of me as this virginity prompt turned one shot turned two shot turned one-version-for-tumblr-only and the-other-for-ao3-as-it’s-just-too-depraved continues to get away from me
This might be the worst (in terms of morality lol) thing I’ve ever written lol
Non-con, face-fucking (that one is just for ao3, we’re keeping it “light” on tumblr lmfao…) a plethora of other horrible tags… now Haarlep is there for some reason… and now we’re 10k in…. jokes about killing Haarlep with a dildo… Shit is getting split up into multiple parts…
I’m not going to Heaven
It’s an ocean of dead doves, not just a paper bag
#my writing i guess#i need to be put into an asylum#if you’d told me 10 yeara ago i would be writing shit like that i would have gone to church#like i am so sorry to everyone lmfao#nsft#not suitable for anything really#call the police on me#i’m going to bed lol
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Prince Jenson of Somerset
+ process & lore
Yayyyyy omg finally have drawn portraits of the four main characters!!!! I'll show the process of Jenson's first and then them all four together. Though it's a shame the Seb/Fernando ones are older, I think it's hopefully obvious how much I've improved since November?
Look at him in all his handsome, princely glory 🥹 It's funny, I'm always happy with the second sketch and initial lineart, and then I start coloring it and I absolutely hate it, and it takes a significant amount of time into the painting for me to like it again. And then I reach a certain point and I'm in love with it again. Ugh though I gotta say, I love drawing the curls, it's just so 18th century, but at the same point, man I always will love my original lineart for the hair the best ah. Also yes I absolutely had to give him a big ass hat with feathers, he really is that kinda guy to me. I originally drew a bicorne and then realized that those don't really exist until basically almost a century later oops, so tricorne it is!!
Okay now omg look at them all together 🥹
Haha wow I have improved a lot! Just like the Seb/Fernando ones, Mark and Jense's were meant to be put together. I think there's a lot of inherent characterization in their poses that highlight the difference between them. Mark is looking up, very wistful, looking up to greater people, greater things. Jenson's head is tilted down, almost looking at the viewer, he is very satisfied with his role and revels in it, he's here to slay!
Okay, yes, lore, characterization, sorry that it is so far down on the post!!
Jense would probably be the fan favorite if this AU was an actual book or show or something. He's the guy you randomly find while browsing Wikipedia and you're like, woah this guy is so cool??? Unlike Sebmarknando, he doesn't really have the same level of angst, he's kinda just chilling. He's a bit harder to write a lore post about, because he's basically that character who is always magically around the corner, ready to witness some crazy thing and just breeze past it.
He is less linked to Seb than people like Mark and Fernando, because he's basically just his personal minister of transportation(read: horse fucker), so he avoids a lot of the relationship complications and drama, but that isn't to say he's completely uninvolved. He really likes Seb, and loves to hang around with him and serve him, but he's not as beholden to him. He's who everyone goes to air their grievances or to get away from the others, and he's very happy with this role. He's generally willing to play any side in an argument, but does tend to have a pretty big soft spot for Seb overall(Seb also gives him cuteness aggression, and he wants to bite him. Especially when Seb puffs himself up and acts super bratty when he gets offended at not being seen as a proper ruler.)
He's royalty from other kingdom, but pledged his loyalty to Seb's kingdom when he was quite young and has served him(his father first) ever since. He started off somewhat low in the military, rose to a pretty high rank, was a renowed war hero, and then ended up retiring pretty early to tend to Seb's horses. That's an oversimplification, but yeah. He liked the military life, was very good at it, but decided he had done enough, and wanted to be involved in more direct service, albeit more laid back. As I mentioned in Mark's post, Mark *really* doesn't understand his choice to do this, because if Mark had been in Jense's position, he can't ever imagine being able to let all that go and living the quiet life.
He is the palace whore, everyone has been with him honestly. It'll be like, some man walks into his bedroom, only to see Jenson in bed with his wife, but instead of being angry, he's like "wow you couldn't even wait for me??" He's just very carefree, and happy to just slut around and tend to Seb's horses.
I think he definitely still advises Seb, and would go to battle if truly need be, but generally seems to be living in a different world than the weird psychosexual homoerotic political drama that the others seem to be living in. But as I said, it's not like he doesn't contribute to it! He loves to goad Fernando, and constantly plays devil's advocate in "debates" between Fernando and Seb. He's also obviously the one that keep "accidentally" locking them in rooms and forgetting where the key is.
Sorry if this isn't very explanatory, I hope it gives a general idea to the type of character he is???? As always, let me know if you have any questions! I kinda struggled on what to write here because I'm finishing this at almost 8 am 😭 so I'm not sure if it's great or not. But basically you need to know: horse fucker who is generally breezy and carefree but also can be a bit of a menace to society every once in a while.
#YAYAAAAAAA PRETTY HAPPY WITH THIS ONE!!!!#lmfao tho not 100% sure about the lore notes because i wrote this at like 8 am#hope its understandable 😭 and that you love jense as much I do#hes probably the funniest character in the AU#and like if it wasn't centered on seb/nando he would be the favorite#hes just often there as my kinda reaction character#tho both he and Mark are reaction characters but on opposite sides of the scale and they play off each other#jenson walks into a room where sebnando are psychosexually glaring at each other from across the room#and hes like hmmm how can i make this worse#and mark is the type to walk into the room. see whats going on. and briskly walk away#so jense absolutely loves to tease him w this kinda thing and just make any situation 100x worse(aka funnier)#well funnier for him probably not the other people involved#but its okay bcs they love him. hes jense!!! who wouldn't love him!! hes our favorite guy!! our jense!!!#I just love to imagine he gets all the sides of the gossip and is like hmm yes yes interesting#but doesnt use it for scheming or evil but rather just to tease and be annoying and make everyone blush :)#okay well anyways wow im not really discussing the art itslef sorry!!!@#I think he looks so handsome pretty in this 🥺#hes pretty difficult to draw but i think it came together when i gave him freckles tbh#i hope he gives off carefree but seductive but laidback prince 🙏🙏#f1#formula 1#jenson button#catie.art.#boy king au#*not sure about his title officially yet. i mean hes from somerset but yeah idk its okay
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idk as far as im concerned penelope featherington pen name lady whistledown can be as nasty as she wants bc every ounce of that nastiness was lobbed at her first
#it is certainly something watching bridgerton as a fat girl.#like im aware in her time this kind of vile attitude towards plus sized woman in nobility was not common#but today??#as it is??#we talk about the weird quiet way autistic people are bullied and i am telling you right now is also lobbed at fat girls and women#like my heart pounds and my breathing gets heavy when that kinds shit happens to pen bc like.#i have lived it.#and it is vile.#and as far as i am concerned she can be as fckn wicked as she wants LMFAO#to whomever#even to eloise im sorry#i love eloise but eloise absentmindedly was one of the people treating pen like shit!!#i dont think it was her intention and i dont think shes evil or cruel or anything#but literally Everyone skinny does it#every one of you#i recognise eloise' words from my sisters#SO! if pen wants to bite back#i say let her lol girl sharpen those teeth#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope featherington
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i lived btw if you even care
#sarcasm just in case#in reference to surgery i had last week#ngl never have had surgery this major and i anticipated pain and wound care etc but not this amount of exhaustion#i am sleeping so fucking much and i already slept a lot#but today is the first day without any acute surgical related pain and my drains are out#so i am sorry to all the dms i have yet to reply to bc my brain is basically sand and goo#i also fell down the stairs lmfao but i am fine!#i'll still keep my queue where it is and may keep it at this level permanently idk#ty to everyone who gave me well wishes i really appreciate it!#the speaking clown#delete later
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ngl same face syndrome is so scary to me because like 70% of my modern drawings are just like
they’re literally just “( I ω I )”
#I SHOULD PROBABLY CLARIFY THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE#I DO HAVE ANOTHER ARTSTYLE THAT I ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO LMFAO#this is just my lazy artstyle but like it’s fun to draw in so i use it probably more than i should 😭#no i am not going to stop giving everyone the stupid :3 face fight me#also sorry for being dead for like a month#i literally can’t draw rn and it’s killing me aaaa
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Lol I look forward to the unintentional psychological damage your SIkuna is constantly giving everyone (except Yuuji)
Same tbh, it's being a difficult Part to write but I'm looking forward to it being finished as well (both to be able to finally post, and to reread it in its finished format for them Serotonins heh) 😂
And yeah lmao once again SIkuna's rolling basically only Nat 20s on random Intimidation checks all the time, whilst trying to just be spooky Enough - yet still as cooperative as he can afford to seem without coming off as completely OOC/unbelievable
(that Sukuna Filter and all-too-natural sinister-looking mannerisms are definitely working against him lol) 😂
As for Yuji, he isn't gonna be totally stress-free here, for one he's most definitely not going to be happy about the whole 'Ijichi got a bit freaking mauled' situation amongst other things
- but by the end of this 'Arc'
(Part 8/end of the Detention Center Confrontation + a short Part 9)
he'll be starting to properly wonder if Sukuna is either not as evil as everyone thinks he is (and he himself plays himself off as, though he's definitely not 100% good either) or at the very least if he doesn't have some sort of... Soft spot for him and his friends??
A Thought which, by the end of the VS Mahito Arc Junpei Doesn't Fucking Die Arc, becomes an almost certainty in his mind due to a few things
- then 'sunshine child'/Part 2 happens
(and all that follows it on the timeline lol)
(Can't wait 'till I get to Nanami's reaction towards that whole thing lmfao
- the poor guy's gonna get hypertension at 28 because of this kid and his 'if evil then why friend-shaped' attitude towards the freaking King of Curses 😂)
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#Ask#Thinkings™#Anyway yeah it's Internal 'AAAAAA-' Hours for everyone involved (even SIkuna lol) in some way 😂#I am NOT making the fix-it easy for SIkuna to do lmfao sorry dude but hey at least you're not stuck with /Gege/#(though considering the fact that he /is/ a Sukuna variant maybe they wouldn't be too bad towards him 😂🤣😂🤣)#Anyway yeah I can't wait to see people's reaction to this Part lol it's gonna be a bit of a doozy for everyone involved#(I wonder how many people will have guessed how it goes and how many will have not heh (either way hope it'll be a fun read though 👍))#jjk#jjk fic#jjk fix it#jjk fix it fic#jujutsu kaisen#SIkuna#(deliberate misspell)#Syuuya#jjk sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk yuji#itadori yuuji#jjk nanami#nanami kento#(they're all mentioned here so imma try to tag it properly)
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posted all these muppets i drew the other day and i FEAR THAT IF I SAY THE COMMONALITY BETWEEN THEM ALL EVERYONE WILL GET THEIR KNIVES OUT ON ME AGAIN LMFAO
#free my fkn man he aint do noTHINGGGGGGG#leave steve alone ill get the sword out#thats my baby 65yr old man but thats also i love him so horribly bad in a vampiric like shakespearean way#i feel so strongly about this#everyone was a hater lowkey on insta w this#my art#muppets#fraggle rock#frootbats#the muppets#deadass im sorry he didnt do shittttttt#im tired of this im abt to publicly enter battle over this man lmfaoooo#i cant know how to hear any more about how he sucKS BC HE DOESNT HES THE SWEETEST LEAVE HIM ALONE#me included leave him alone i need to not be a freak abt him#trying to turn whatever this is into how i feel abt wembley fraggle. incredibly overprotective for no reason lmfao#my friend met him this weekend and im so unwell about it#only pics ive seen of him recently where he looks like him thats an insane thing to say but his light is gone in a lot of pics w ppl#i feel so much for him and also jim and i literally cannot get into that bc i get ill abt it#i almost got into it in my video and i feel compelled to add some shit back in in a post edit section#oh my god his insta post the other day abt jim dont get me started im fucking sick#also idk what possessed me to draw marlon#im tinkerbell abt this man ive never had this happen so bad lmfao i dont know i cant explain i am drawn to him
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Fresh Wildflowers, and... (performs basic research) ooh! Tomoe Ame?
tomoe + fresh wildflowers !!
send me palettes and characters (preferably tmnt / usagi yojimbo!)
#THANK U CROOKED ive never drawn tomoe before and it was so fun!!! i love her so much#everyone say thank u gettyimages for the sword pose!!#'fresh wildflowers' aaaand i put her against an ocean backdrop. sorry. idk why i didn't put her in a meadow lmfao#tomoe ame#usagi yojimbo
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I would personally like to thank all the gen x and elder millennials who allowed me to be the “kid” in all of my favorite fandom spaces 15+ years ago because lord knows if I was anything like the youth in some of my newer fandoms I should have been blocked by at least 2/3 of my faves
#I think there was a whole other rule of law in fandom back when I was under 18 honestly#and honestly in my very early 20s too#because the idea of yelling at my faves for being creeps for talking to me about a video game#while encouraging me when I had a test or even giving me advice when I asked for it?#none of them talked to me about anything that I wouldn’t tell my kid sister EVER. and they reminded me to be safe too! they were great!#now tho…everyone is super suspicious of everyone while treating the internet like their diary and it’s insane#…I feel so sorry for the young ones. I really do LMAO#(grateful I was trained to both not give every single detail of my life and mental illnesses away online)#(while also not being paranoid that everyone over 18 was going to do something inappropriate)#(it’s reversed now and the youth are SO MUCH WORSE for it)#….I may have aggressively dated myself with this but LMFAO the people should know I am not that young by now#the me tag
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im now writing AUs so fuckin obscure that even finding a single snippet to share for a wip whenever without more than a paragraph of accompanying context is impossible…..
#i am so unwell#i have two AU im writing at the same time#and each one is like ok i need to provide more context than would look good on a wip post lol i am so fucked#and thinking ahead to how to summarize this on ao3 why do i do this to myself lmao#smh!!#so basically sorry everyone who keeps tagging me in snippet sharing wip whenever etc i just can’t share anything lmfao none of it makes a#lick of sense….
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being evaluated for adhd by having one of those full psych evals that last like two hours. scared frightened etc.... last time i took it i lied extensively bc i was 13 and thought they might tell my mommy if i said i had suicidal thoughts. and i still have a habit of lying to therapists bc i'm embarrassed......... AGH idk. what if i take it and they tell me that the reason im Like This is bc im genuinely just weird and shitty and not bc im mentally ill at all. SCARED
#which is dumb bc i have been formally diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses i dont think they can just take it back right?????#this is so stupid and cliche but what if i have been faking it........ all along........ Argh.#when i was in res i was put on adderall (bc the house psych just kind of experimented w meds LMFAO) and i had to go off them after like#two weeks bc it was affecting my appetite in a way i couldnt afford at the time lmao. but i do genuinely feel like it helped during that#time.... which is why i want to go on it again!!!! but im scared theyll just be like nah and i wont be able to take any of my meds anymore#is that crazy. am i being crazy rn. idk i truly do think most of my experiences w school and like. life could be explained by adhd and#when i was a kid they thought i had it but the two meds they tried didnt work for me so they just. kind of gave up#and i was really extremely unable to do school and graduated hs w an insanely low gpa and then dropped out of community college. LMAO. not#that people w adhd cant be good in school i just couldnt make myself do homework and couldnt listen in class bc i was too busy focusing on#listening. if that makes sense#IDK. idk. i know it's become like. a trend to have adhd is the issue and everything is being attributed to having it so im worried that ive#like. accidentally fallen in w that? even though ive thought i had it for forever and everyone has been like girl do you have this. IDK!!!!#idk. idkkkk im just like. genuinely scared. it's not the end of the world if im not diagnosed obviously but that means that#im just like this for no reason at all. and there's no way of helping it bc it's just the way i am. and i actually am just shitty n lazy.#epic. which incidentally is the proper name for how fucking long these tags are my bad. if you read this far sorry for being insane 👍
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damn too bad eurovision 2023 didn't happen right guys haha
#let 3 sweetie I am so sorry#finland u tried#gn everyone see u next year (maybe lmfao)#esc23#eurovision 2023
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having teenagers be like 95% of your coworkers is so fucking irritating
#testing my fucking patience!#they’re either late to their shifts; don’t show up without announcing it; come in an hour early so i lose an entiee hour off my paycheck and#they never do their fucking chores. one day i am going to severely bite one of them#it’s the second time in a week that two of my coworkers (they’re siblings) come in way too early and take money off my pay so today i told#the girl to fuck off somewhere because i wasn’t done with my damn shift#her older brother fully came in AN HOUR earlier last week without asking me first. he made me leave lmao#next time he’s gonna fuck off somewhere else too#sorry for the rant but i am Very Pissed#same girl fully just didn’t show up for her shift last week because it was her birthday but she didn’t warn anyone or have someone cover her#shift and she LEFT MY BOSS ON READ WHEN MY BOSS TEXTED HER. and so my other coworker had to do a TEN HOUR SHIFT cause the teenage girl#decided she wasn’t coming in#didn’t even ask for a day off lmfao just fully didn’t show up and left everyone on read#but then again what do i even expect from a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy#one of my other coworkers is a 16 y/o boy and he fully didn’t show up one time too and forced me to do his shift lmfao
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thinking abt the ways ive heard people describe me and going 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🫶
#i was in group therapy for a while and we had to do an exercise where we had to describe ourselves and then ask someone close to describe us#and the therapist also asked us to describe each other#i said i was sweet (i dont really THINK of myself as sweet but other people often tell me i am so i was like sure lets go w it)#and then one of the ladies who was there was like no youre not sweet youre SUPER sweet and i was like oh??????????#and then another girl was like: she's like a cloud. it was so cute LMFAO#it was the same girl who said she thought my voice was so sweet and soft sometimes she couldn't focus on what i was saying when i talked#and i dunno. everyone else in that group was a bit older than me and the therapist was like well#besides being a good person i think youre really intelligent and articulate for your age and i was like well.....im not that young LMFAO#idk its just weird to think about all the positive ways in which others perceive you yk?#like ive never EVER thought of myself as intelligent. if anything quite the opposite#even here i remember getting a couple of anonymous asks from ppl telling me that they thought i was cool or funny#or that they liked my sense of humor and i was like me???????? cool????????? funny???????????? no way dude#then there's been others from people telling me i was cute or sweet which is what i often hear from others but yeah#ive never considered myself particularly cute or sweet?????? i think im just a decent person lmao#anyway. much to think about.....#sorry for the rant if youve read everything you deserve a kiss (with tongue???? jk. unless??) 💋#raquel speaks
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