#i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[ggardengirl]

the “is my bestie seriously still dating an ugly ass idiot man child named jeff instead of me” gay stare™️

[lmaowhateven]

mrs. and mr. magic the gathering

[teenpetulance]

@ariamuses: is it something i did?

clarisse knows she’s been angry for days—more than usual, that is—but it has far more to do with herself than silena. she’s familiar with jealousy: she felt it whenever luke had a sword in his hands, whenever percy was given another quest, whenever her brothers were given real, positive attention from ares. she’s no stranger to it, but this still feels different, because it has absolutely nothing to do with the need for recognition or glory. in fact, she doesn’t even want to consider what it does have to do with, because she has no interest in dissecting exactly why her head feels clouded with rage every time she sees silena with beckendorf. she should be happy for her, and she wants to be, but it’s hard when she feels like she’s lost something, too. and for that, she’s angry with herself: angry that she can’t be a better friend, that she can’t get a hold of herself, that she doesn’t know how to relieve the feeling.

“ no, ” clarisse grumbles, scowling at the edge of her spear, finding it easier to focus on the weapon than her. “ i’ve just been busy. jackson’s only got one more year until he’s sixteen. which means i only have one more year to train for the end of the world. ” it’s technically true that she’s been spending all her time training lately, but it’s not entirely out of paranoia— it’s just the only acceptable way to ease some of her irritation. “ didn’t figure you’d notice. you’ve been pretty busy enjoying your honeymoon phase, or whatever. ”

[apollotronica]

mtf riddle ftm floyd. mtf jade ftm trey. mtf azul but like cis woman flavored for some reason

azul is a cis woman stuck in a trans womans body(what)

[lepidopteragirl]

the thing about cousin greg is that he activates my i hope jakey dies dyke instincts. on the deepest level he is just my dear friends mediocre ugly fucking boyfriend and for this high crime i am sentencing him to the guillotine

[pluviatrix]

inquisitor rowan lavellan i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend and your girlfriend and your other girlfriend and your other boyfriend and your bestie and your other bestie and your weirdly homoerotic chess partnership and your drinking buddy and your weird fucking dad and your albatross im so serious

i played dragon age. scenery plus my inky, shithead extraordinaire.

[hoodedjelly]

this being my first time ever drawing human suitcase, nickel and balloon...

text: i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[sillysymbol]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[duckyskade]

Jattawa every time she sees Four with Pak: "I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious"

[bitchimasnake-sss]

iconic (random) quotes as the strawhat crew + shanks, ace!

luffy:

- if you didn't wanna get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the fucking chance - i dont have sex cause it serves no narrative purpose to me - (flirting) you look so biteable today - the fact that i am constantly saying weird and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

zoro:

- he's probably texting so many girls sweet things. stand out. tell him you're gonna stab him. - got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing. - *clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* ok. maybe i did awaken my inner beast. so what. fuck u guys - dont care, didnt ask, plus my boobs jiggle when i walk

sanji:

- talking stage? baby just move in we can talk at home - hes NOT just some guy, hes my girlfriend - how is "pretty boy" an isult?? yes, i am the prettiest boy in town, call me a pretty boy - "what if your gf was wrong?" i'd reshape reality to make it right.

shanks:

- i knew i was gonna be a good daddy at the ripe age of fifteen - if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him up so much. i'd make him wait outside as i go in first and and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill blow this whole building up (talking about buggy) - bro your relationship with your friend is borderline homosexual and i think thats beautiful

ace:

- "i can fix him" good for you, i joined him in his insanity - (gripping the bathroom sink, knuckle turning white) but i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i sta - *gets caught pickpocketing cause i keep saying "yoink" out loud when i do it* - everyday i have to wake up and carry on being a little babygirl

nami:

- i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, im serious - if i had a boyfriend i'd trap him in a glass jar and shake him around - puts cocaine in my lip gloss so when she kisses me she thinks im god - you let a blonde man speak to you like that????

ussop:

-you can't "im just a little guy" out of this one cunt - i could never abuse substances, i love substances - you'd be amazed about the amount of times ive fucked around without finding one single thing

chopper:

- girls be like "i love animals!!" and hate themselves....... like you're an animal girl <3 peace on planet earht - if you look really closely i have this "fear meter" floating next to me that goes up whenever anything - being six feet tall seems excessive

[coeluvr]

My MC to her father-figure about his... thing... with her father-killer: i am so happy for you and your ugly (& evil) fucking boyfriend im serious

Imagining Lancelot telling MC of his... thing... over dinner the way those dad's in movies tell their kids they're getting remarried 😭😭😭

[drstephenstanley]

mr goodsir i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[sdv-confessions]

Me @ clint enjoyers

'I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious'

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[stormyykat]

ok one more and ill give you blorbo bingo.. batmarbles?

FUCK THESE GUYS !!!!!!!!!!

btjkes if it was GOOD !

they are so funny to me. uber ultra serious The bat and the green clown fucker thats obsessed with him and wants him to bite zem sososo bad pleaseeeee you have to bite him its his birthday its zes birthday wish youhave to y

i love how jess is supportive of her friends horrible crush. im so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend for real. she deserves the no. 1 gay ally award for putting up with marbles forreal

+ ticked i know its wrong just because they are horrible and probably shouldnt be in a relationship at all ever but as said they are horrible and they dont know anything and they are stupid and bad and horrible and bad. bat youre supposed to arrest the clown not kiss him . eyeroll

hope they both die . i have nothing else to say i am nearing my nap time like a toddler but. they should be locked away

[lowkeyed1]

[ID: screencap from willow 2022 of graydon on the shattered sea during his confession scene. the screencap caught him with kind of a bitchy look on his face. superimposed text from tumblr user kritina100000 says: I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious /end ID]

[ambientwitch]

One of the great tragedies of my life is that kristina100000 has me blocked so I can never reblog “i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious.” No reason I’m thinking of that particular post right now btw