#i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[ggardengirl]

the “is my bestie seriously still dating an ugly ass idiot man child named jeff instead of me” gay stare™️

[teenpetulance]

@ariamuses: is it something i did?

clarisse knows she’s been angry for days—more than usual, that is—but it has far more to do with herself than silena. she’s familiar with jealousy: she felt it whenever luke had a sword in his hands, whenever percy was given another quest, whenever her brothers were given real, positive attention from ares. she’s no stranger to it, but this still feels different, because it has absolutely nothing to do with the need for recognition or glory. in fact, she doesn’t even want to consider what it does have to do with, because she has no interest in dissecting exactly why her head feels clouded with rage every time she sees silena with beckendorf. she should be happy for her, and she wants to be, but it’s hard when she feels like she’s lost something, too. and for that, she’s angry with herself: angry that she can’t be a better friend, that she can’t get a hold of herself, that she doesn’t know how to relieve the feeling.

“ no, ” clarisse grumbles, scowling at the edge of her spear, finding it easier to focus on the weapon than her. “ i’ve just been busy. jackson’s only got one more year until he’s sixteen. which means i only have one more year to train for the end of the world. ” it’s technically true that she’s been spending all her time training lately, but it’s not entirely out of paranoia— it’s just the only acceptable way to ease some of her irritation. “ didn’t figure you’d notice. you’ve been pretty busy enjoying your honeymoon phase, or whatever. ”

[apollotronica]

mtf riddle ftm floyd. mtf jade ftm trey. mtf azul but like cis woman flavored for some reason

azul is a cis woman stuck in a trans womans body(what)

[lepidopteragirl]

the thing about cousin greg is that he activates my i hope jakey dies dyke instincts. on the deepest level he is just my dear friends mediocre ugly fucking boyfriend and for this high crime i am sentencing him to the guillotine

[pluviatrix]

inquisitor rowan lavellan i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend and your girlfriend and your other girlfriend and your other boyfriend and your bestie and your other bestie and your weirdly homoerotic chess partnership and your drinking buddy and your weird fucking dad and your albatross im so serious

i played dragon age. scenery plus my inky, shithead extraordinaire.

[sillysymbol]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[duckyskade]

Jattawa every time she sees Four with Pak: "I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious"

[bitchimasnake-sss]

iconic (random) quotes as the strawhat crew + shanks, ace!

luffy:

- if you didn't wanna get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the fucking chance - i dont have sex cause it serves no narrative purpose to me - (flirting) you look so biteable today - the fact that i am constantly saying weird and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

zoro:

- he's probably texting so many girls sweet things. stand out. tell him you're gonna stab him. - got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing. - *clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* ok. maybe i did awaken my inner beast. so what. fuck u guys - dont care, didnt ask, plus my boobs jiggle when i walk

sanji:

- talking stage? baby just move in we can talk at home - hes NOT just some guy, hes my girlfriend - how is "pretty boy" an isult?? yes, i am the prettiest boy in town, call me a pretty boy - "what if your gf was wrong?" i'd reshape reality to make it right.

shanks:

- i knew i was gonna be a good daddy at the ripe age of fifteen - if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him up so much. i'd make him wait outside as i go in first and and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill blow this whole building up (talking about buggy) - bro your relationship with your friend is borderline homosexual and i think thats beautiful

ace:

- "i can fix him" good for you, i joined him in his insanity - (gripping the bathroom sink, knuckle turning white) but i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i sta - *gets caught pickpocketing cause i keep saying "yoink" out loud when i do it* - everyday i have to wake up and carry on being a little babygirl

nami:

- i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, im serious - if i had a boyfriend i'd trap him in a glass jar and shake him around - puts cocaine in my lip gloss so when she kisses me she thinks im god - you let a blonde man speak to you like that????

ussop:

-you can't "im just a little guy" out of this one cunt - i could never abuse substances, i love substances - you'd be amazed about the amount of times ive fucked around without finding one single thing

chopper:

- girls be like "i love animals!!" and hate themselves....... like you're an animal girl <3 peace on planet earht - if you look really closely i have this "fear meter" floating next to me that goes up whenever anything - being six feet tall seems excessive

[coeluvr]

My MC to her father-figure about his... thing... with her father-killer: i am so happy for you and your ugly (& evil) fucking boyfriend im serious

Imagining Lancelot telling MC of his... thing... over dinner the way those dad's in movies tell their kids they're getting remarried 😭😭😭

[drstephenstanley]

mr goodsir i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[lowkeyed1]

[ID: screencap from willow 2022 of graydon on the shattered sea during his confession scene. the screencap caught him with kind of a bitchy look on his face. superimposed text from tumblr user kritina100000 says: I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious /end ID]

[ambientwitch]

One of the great tragedies of my life is that kristina100000 has me blocked so I can never reblog “i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious.” No reason I’m thinking of that particular post right now btw

[fallenangels1987]

every time illyana brings kitty with her to a new mutants outing dani has to grit her teeth and go "i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious"

[wrightfamily]

xion and roxas watching axel and isa make up in kh3 

[IMAGE ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post by kristina100000. “i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious”]

[freakoutgirl]

i am so

happy

for you and your

ugly

fucking boyfriend

im serious

[danggirlronpa]

haiiiii :3 akane anon again. im off work now!

i agree w absolutely everything u said. she's been my fav ever for years and i have so many in depth thoughts abt how she could function on relationships w like. most of the girls. i could probably make a chart if i figured out a format.

chiakane soooo crazy. never been my main ship but ill consider anything. they r most interesting from a doomed standpoint to me...... akane as a remnant vs chiaki's existence as ai and (counting dr3 as canon which im not usually interested in doing) death before the tragedy. i think of them in almost a similar vein to the tragedy between madoka and homura except if homura was replaced by a kyoko who's a little worse w emotions. chiaki's entire being has become dedicated in one way or another to serving class 77 even if that means sacrificing herself over and over and akane has had every single meaningful relationship (or what SHOULD have been) ripped away or twisted and never having even really existed and she is so afraid of going through this again she doesn't even try and have relationships she cares about deeply (or at all!) that aren't w her siblings. so she would be PISSED to fall in love w chiaki who is already dead and doomed to die again. ive never believed the mastermind akane theory people talk abt at least fully but it IS interesting. i can make a killer chiakane au w it. w madoka magica parallels even. but ur right they can also be very very sweet. i think they would play super smash bros and akane would kinda suck at it (spams the buttons and thinks it's a pro strategy) but chiaki would let her win every once or twice. akane hears the rumours abt chiaki dating some random reserve course guy and sends the "im so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend I'm serious" text after swearing to herself she doesn't even gaf

that's uh. that's a lot. im so sorry can you tell i have autism. this isn't even my favourite ship for either of them ask me about pekokane and i start growling like a rabid dog.

YES yes yes yes!! I am a HUGE Akane fan. She's the only character I have a real little collection of merch for (though that's partly just because so much merch excludes Mukuro). I didn't really attach to her the first time I played SDR2 but over time I've grown SO fond and defensive of her, she is such a sad and complex character who deserved to be treated better by her writers (and have less racist tropes associated with her. Spike Chunsoft. cough cough) and still deserves to be treated better by the fandom.

And I think you got it RIGHT on the money why I'm inclined towards Chiaki/Akane, actually. Akane has lived such a dark life that not only does she not know how to ask for help or rely on others, she doesn't even realize she needs to - for her, this is just how the world is. Akane, to me, is like the equivalent of a housecat looking at their humans and going, "They don't even know how to hunt. They're all so stupid. I have to go kill mice so they can eat. Are they even bathing themselves properly?? Licking time. Morons." She's incredibly resilient and smart within the context of the VERY SPECIFIC lifestyle she's lived.

And something really appeals to me about someone who solely exists to help people meeting Akane, thinking they can 'save' her, and slowly coming to realize that she is not dumb or unskilled just because she isn't skilled in the way they value. Learning that intelligence isn't a measure of worth and seeing & valuing Akane for who she is - and, at the same time, helping her see that some of the things she's gone through are truly, deeply traumatic, and helping her learn how to rely on others for the first time...that shit gets me. I Just Want Akane To Be Happy