#i am post duffers hate club now

[little-nobody]

me @ the duffers during the first 24 hours after watching vol 2:

"i hate u and i hope u slip on a banana peel while holding a birthday cake with ur fav shirt and get it dirty. i hope that both sides of ur pillow are gonna be too hot and u will never be comfortable in bed and have to turn around every second and i hope ur blanket dosent reach ur feet so they feel cold while u feel so hot but when u pull the blanket off u get very cold and there will be no way u ever will be comfortable in bed. i hope u lose ur fav things and u get all ur fav clothes dirty. i hope that u lose ur keys and pocket money u got from someone to buy smth. i hope that u buy something expired. i hope that everynight u rephrase the shinnie quote in ur head like a shinnie u are. a disgusting shinnie being. i hope that ur jeans are too tight and u grow out of ur fav shirt. i hope in school u get the longest lessons and the hardest most troublesome math twice a day. i hope ur lessons r gonna be the longest. i hope that ur hands r always sticky and ur ipad ur phone and ur keyboard are all dirty and sticky. i hope ur mom never kisses u on the forehead goodnight. i hope u are walking with an icecream and drop it when u just got it. i hope u break a new phone u just got. i hope u have to write a 15 page perfect grammar paragraph in another language u barely know and it takes a big impact on ur grade. i hope that u fail to peel a banana. i hope that ur socks get wet. i hope u drop ur mcdonald shake when u just got it. i hope u drop kfc when u just got it. i hope it rains and u don't have an umbrella. i hope that ur fingers r always cold and u dont have finger gloves on u, i hope u forget ur wallet when there's smth u rlly want in a shop and it's the last of it and u rlly want it. i hope u slip on ice while ice skating. i hope when u drive a car it runs out of gas. i hope ur charger breaks and u have to hold it in a certain angle for it to work."

me after those 24 hours:

"ANYWAYS, let me give you a whole synopsis of the entirety of season 4 and show you every hint of byler and why they should kiss, also did you know they played the fake out song when Eddie died? There's also that it was released on international joke day, also Robin girboss haha and then there's-"