#i am mortified

[aceacebaby1]

FUCKING WHAT

THIS WAS NOT ON MY FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR BINGO CARD

[im-tired1124]

Christ, it’s December…

[enakane]

Me: *puts a photo of the Emperor as my phone background because no one will see it anyway*

My boss: hey my phone isn't working, can i use yours for a sec?

Me:

[liyaxolotl]

ejects chunks @ yuo 🟨🟨🟨

Me when I get a taste of my own medicine (plz don't eject chunks at me NOOOO)

[venusssss01]

So many people have told me I mumble/called me mumbler so I’m never talking again out of embarrassment xo

[seraphimdivine]

Being so high it feels like you're in heat is actually the most embarassing thing in the world

[the-marshals-wife]

Somehow the unedited version of my upcoming Orm X Reader fic wound up in my queue instead of my drafts. What's more, it's still showing up in my drafts????

Needless to say, I have no idea what happened! I hope the very, very kind handful of you who favorited it and possibly read it in its unfinished state enjoyed the preview, even without the ending. Y'all are too sweet. 😅

The complete, EDITED version will be up very soon!

[doofusschweetz]

Okay so...

There's a certain predicament I am going through. LETS JUST SAY I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. Time is UTC+8. Parents know my predicament. I am not asking for special treatment. BUT I AM A GIRL OKAY. I. JUST. WANT. TO SLEEP.

[aspen-washere]

why is there tcest in the transfem leo tag

[kalims]

I mean theoretically, if I hosted a valentines collab (for the nexus and it'll be open for everyone else as well) would people actually join cause I can't handle the second hand embarrassment if not

fear not, I am not joking this time cause I actually finished the layout and just waiting to post !!

[w1tchcr4ftt]

I have made a critical error. A "Friend" (hes an extremely annoying aspiring youtuber) of mine has found tumblr and is begging me to follow him. This is very scare because he just asked if he can make money on here.

[lawsvalentine]

@444katsuki you ruined my kid fic omg I’m gonna be sick

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

GUYS-

GUYS

THATS ME. THATS MY TUMBLR.

ITS ON TIAM’S INSTAGRAM PAGE.

GUYS-

[cr1ms0n5]

Welcome back to ✨Crimson did something stupid (once again) and regrets their life✨ with (ofc) me as your host!

I have a little backstory for you: about a year ago my cousins and I decided to have a movie night at one of our houses. The house that was chosen was not mine but one of said cousins.

Some of you may know that @bxrningdragxn is a cousin of mine, well they and their sibling were coming later than me and my sibling (since the house that was chosen was a walking distance from ours). So while we were waiting we started helping with setting up for the movie night.

The bell rings and we think “ah they’re here”

So I decide to open the door and yell: “what’s up fuckers” cause that’s how I usually greet this group of cousins.

On the other side was Bxrnin and their sibling, but also their mother (A.K.A. My aunt).

In the end my aunt laughed it off while I was mortified.

But that’s not where the story ends, cause guess what? This fucker did it again.

Bxrning started using Yousician to practice the guitar and was recording this to show to their parents when something stupid happens:

Safe to say they cannot show this version.

[rhodeys]

so the handcuffs for my halloween costume arrived while i was mid-dinner, obvs i tried them out on one hand to check for comfort and then got carried away with dinner. cut to flatmate getting home from work to see me having dinner with handcuffs on. how do i explain that

[ilovettrpgs]

I wish I could think normally and not about that embarrassing thing that happened several hours ago