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#i am going to put him into my pockets#he's just a little guy#tiny#pro snape#severus snape#snape#pro severus snape#snapedom#snape fandom#snape meme
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i feel you pv he also won't get the hell outta my head
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#not really shippy art but when has that stopped me in the past!#besides i was thinking about it while drawing so hello fellow rare pair peeps how is it going!#i wanna shove shadow milk into my pocket#i wanna put him in a blender#he is single handedly the reason i am playing this fucking game again#i am not immune to the silly jester#the eyes are staring at each other
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it does something incomprehensible to my little writer’s soul whenever alex articulates a phenomenon of the writing process i’ve always picked up on and then goes on to describe it in exactly the same way
#when i first heard him say this when i was watching the interview i legit had to pause the video for a moment#because it was like he’d actually taken my words straight out of my mouth#literally for years i’ve been fascinated by the little timeless pocket between dusk and dawn where there’s so much freedom#to explore creativity uninhibited and unobserved and without fear of consequence#the way it allows you to create things almost as if they don’t really exist#or like the rest of the world doesn’t#and the magic of that freedom#like if you create things on the cusp of dreams it’s almost as if they don’t count#they’re liberated from any usual self doubt or self criticism that invades the imaginative space during the daylight#why am i making myself sound like a creative vampire 😭#i’m going to stop rambling in the tags now sorry#i fear absolutely none of this makes sense#kudos to anyone who’s read the whole way through this#the gist of what i’m trying to say is that it’s such a special feeling when someone whose writing you adore and connect to so much#puts into words elements of the process that have always resonated with you#and this is just one example too#right i’m going to stop rambling now#but one last thing before i go#on a more superficial note: can we appreciate how softly spoken and soft fluffy haired he is here?? 🥺#alex turner#humbug era#arctic monkeys#alex vid#lulu posts
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If Piko's dress has//had pockets where do you think they are//would be? asking because I need to write that he put his phone in his pocket and I realized I Don't Know Where He Would Even Have Them on his clothes.
I feel compelled to add his boxart image here and I don't know how to explain why so I'm not gonna even try. Here. Have him.
#vocaloid#utatane piko#I don't know how to describe it but that strange grey thing above the semicircle triangle light#near the bottom of the 'skirt' part of the dress seems like the most likely area for someone to be able to put a pocket#on that outfit. Like kind of like a hidden pocket. esp with the black line connecting the two#which could act like a seam for the pocket#I am on pc since that's the easiest way to access this tumblr most of the time (I don't want to log out of personal on mobile)#so I can't go crop the picture to focus on just that area#that whole not wanting to log out thing killed my first and only attempt at an ask blog btw (that plus drawing fatigue)#I'm pretty sure that's a dress#Why do all my favorite vocaloids wear confusing clothes and have hard to remember designs#JUST LET ME DRAW YOU WITHOUT A REFERENCE HUYGHHYHHHJ#piko vocaloid#I'm also trying to figure out his heels//heeled boots but that doesn't matter to what I'm writing#Piko's design is so confusing#YukitA please make more art of him I know it's been like 13 years (?) since you last drew him but I need references#I feel awkward looking this over so I'm gonna stop worrying and just. post it.#sorry everyone /hj
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the pookiest pookie to ever pookie. ever.
#him sit :(#i want to put him in my pocket and carry him everywhere i go#he's so cute i am devastated#sam kiszka#sammy kiszka#greta van fleet#gvf
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I see Alex. I approach Alex. I kiss Alex. I kiss Alex. I kiss Alex. I kiss Alex. I kiss Alex. I kiss Alex. I ki
#i am squeezing him between my palms. putting him in my pocket. going mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah in his little face#alex (my sweet boy)#rayrambles
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almost no one has written binx/hob content and certainly no one had written it in the way i am currently finding it intriguing, which is admittedly disappointing. so perhaps i will have to do it if no one else will.
#N posts stuff#binx has a way of speaking that is often kind of condescending#which. you know i kind of have a thing for#and hob has a way of walking through the world kind of. begging to be dehumanized/objectified in a very literal sense#which i Also have a thing for. and so there is an intersection there of like.#‘look at this little Lost Object i found; pick that up and put it in my pocket for keepsies’ and ‘i am a Tool; Please use me like one’#which. SORRY. could be a Lot of fun.#the fact that they are fae means it’s fun and Fine to lean into weird ‘unhealthy’ psychology and psychosexual relationships#i think hob doesn’t want to be an Equal Partner he wants to be Leashed to someone who loves him#and Binx very much has the countenance of someone like ‘well you weren’t taking care of it properly. so i’m taking it for myself’#i think they could have been SO FUN together. especially because binx is a character who Could 100% treat hob like a lapdog#And still Genuinely respect him as an individual the whole time.#i swear i have a fic concept planned out that was uh. well less Kinky than this#because i was like ‘actually the optics of Rue very pointedly interrupting Binx and Hob’s conversation the first day#and then them very publicly exchanging letters the next day and then Wuvvy going from Binx to Rue and then directly to HOB#to challenge him are So fascinating and that thread didn’t get picked up but i want to dig right into that’#i think i wrote out a lot of that at least in outline form but. that’s in a notebook at home probably and i am at work!!!!!#but i might have to pick that up again because ough. thinking about them.
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r/regretfulparents is my hellscape. i know most of them are just going through hard times and venting and probably don't actually regret it but like. i genuinely think motherhood would be my most awful prison. the whole sub is like the scariest horror game the internet has to offer for me.
#im just already exhausted of being a mother and i dont even have kids 😭#(i do. hes fifteen and dyslexic and ADHD and my little brother)#(yes mom i did take care of him a shit ton i am not exaggerating it)#(there is a reason he tells people i basically raised him and he asks ME for things before asking our father who is your coparent)#(there is a reason you sigh in relief when i come home from break and ask me to 'whip [my dad and brother] into shape')#(there is a reason i spent my thanksgiving day being bitched at to do everything)#(even though you have a husband!)#(and another grown adult kid!)#(who's actually older than me but hasn't lifted a finger to help the family)#(she always said she'd be like fiona gallagher if anything happened to our mom"#(NEWS FLASH. YOU WOULDN'T BE. YOU DISAPPEARED. I STAYED.)#(even before you disappeared you weren’t allowed to be a caretaker)#(you couldn’t care for him. you were banned for being violent)#(I shouldn’t have been putting someone else’s kid to bed most nights of the week)#(then when quarantine hits and my mom has the time to be a mom again)#(she gets mad at ME for being overly involved and acting out of pocket)#(girl. this is how things work around here you just didn’t notice)#(whenever I come home from school now she completely checks out)#(she makes comments about how she’s glad I’m home so she doesn’t have to make all the decisions anymore)#(because im so bossy! and then I get made fun of for being bossy! you made me like this! you want me like this!)#(I am not your partner I am your daughter)#(my dad is more of a dad and husband in recent years but it quite honestly didn’t seem like it happened until I moved out)#(because he didn’t have to step up and do that shit it was just dumped onto me)#(and no I don’t want to have a kid to be better or something. im done raising kids. im going to be better for myself)#(I know I could do a hell of a lot better. but. im. not. going. to.)#(my childhood was for them. my adulthood is for me.)#(my students will be the only kids I have and that’s for damn certain.)#mattie gets personal
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I love psychotic pathetic men
#they’re my favorite ones to write#maybe because I am one idk#ocs#oc making#it’s all funny#I wrote a guy having a mental break and running away to vomit in a bathroom#he had five mints in his pocket so he just put them all in his mouth at once#and when another guy makes fun of him for freaking out#he says ‘kill yourself’ with the mints still in his mouth#proceeds to then eat them and swallow them#and then go on another detailed rant of how the other guy should suffer#it’s great#they’re the funniest types of characters#oh and I should mention my oc had that mental break because someone was flirting with his fuck buddy#well ‘fuck buddy’ if you get what I mean#it’s so hilarious#I can make them as crazy and irrational as I want#he’s really just a wet cat
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GUYS ☹️☹️☹️☹️🩷💕💖💘💞💝
#literally sobbing as i was making this#i fear my will byers cuteness aggression will Never go away#as embarrassing as that may be#i mean can you blame me honestly#how can you look at will and not go absolutely fucking feral#hes so#POCKET SIZED#would put him in a microwave and watch him spin around#yk that shrinking thing vector has in despicable me#i’d use that to shrink will so i can put him in my pocket and take him anywhere#just a pookie dookie#my lil jelly bean if you will#i sound so insane rn oh my gof#hope this isn’t too weird dhehdhw#WHAT AM I YAPPING ABOUT#will byers#byler#< target audience#im still sobbing
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yesterday i spent 45 minutes of my life watching a video essay criticising the use of cheap shock values and crossing of taboos for a video game and i went from "he has a point even if he's explaining it in a really inflammatory way" to "oh umm... i can see how he thinks that way even if i don't agree" to "oh this guy's just straight up using people on tumblr as material for an audience to get mad at like other outdated people on the internet. nvm he's just an asshole"
#yuu rambles#it was about the coffin of andey and leyley btw - i agreed w him on the first half of the video about how it felt rather noncommittal to it#concepts and themes but i recognise its not really *trying* to be serious which means its not a reasonable#framework to judge the intention and execution of its work - an apple pie does use butter in it but just bc it does#doesnt mean you get to compare it to steak; a dish that also uses butter. this is intuitively easy to understand for me#but nonetheless it was like 3 am i had stuff to do so i just put it on my background to listen#he makes a diss at “people on tumblr” early on that i just raised my eyebrow at but shrugged it off bc its such an old joke#its lost its zinger; and im p sure its just confirmation bias from going into the tags of the thing you dont like lol if you use tumblr#normally you wouldn't come across things you dont like bc you'd have blocked them. But Anyways#then at the end he got sooo self righteous about how people on tumblr are insane and weird and showed screencaps about how twisted everyone#who likes the game are. there were some screenshots of people's post that were like “incest is bad and shouldn't be explored in media.#paragraph break‚ me who is an incest survivor and finds it helpful for working through my trauma: lol”#those types of post. but then lmfao he started going out of pocket and just mentioned the lists of other people he doesnt like which are#a screenie of a video essay about how kink is important at pride#and then some other stuff i dont remember anymore w the tumblr screenies#it was very mockingly written and said and at the end of it i felt sad i couldnt#block people on youtube lmao. like its not i dont want this guy to comment on my videos. i dont want to see his channel involuntarily#recommended to me ever again. just resorted to the most base sort of trolling behaviour he accused and judge other game devs for in his#video essay. good fucking god. the psychological projection is unreal#i dont have any strong feelings towards the game at the end of it even though i thought i would be like Eugh at first#but my bleh for any cheap gimmicks is overshadowed by my disdain for this guy's reliance on self righteous rhetoric#i discovered another new channel i really like tho after that vid!! bc i had to watch smth else to cleanse my palate lmao#they're jacob geller and freddydude! ive only seen one vid from freddydude about his essay on#detention‚ the horror game set in taiwan during the era of white terror under new cn leadership after ww2#im personally quite jumpy so his humour and the way he edits his videos to make it silly even though its Scary#made me like it a lot!! im going through jacob geller's other vids but ive watched three specific types of terror#and the one about pinocchio which made me go :00 wow his scripts are super good!#again everything at your own discretion esp w the whole james somerton shit‚ but i enjoyed what I've seen so far#i just wanted to end this in a somewhat positive note JSHDKSJDJD the ramblings Continue...#theres a pedantic error in one of ky tags but im gonna update it when im on comp bc mobile sucks smh my head
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last line tag !!
thaaanks for the tag @cffeine
RULES: show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you’d like).
I already did this for fic here, but the last thing i actually wrote is for my novel so. here ya go.
“Sage, please. Spare me.” “Never.” Alek cackles, slapping Ronan on the back. Near them, Sage’s voice speaks into his phone. Low, almost lost to the wind.
I am once again tagging any and everyone to do this<3
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According to Ellis, women are fascinated by male strength, but they have no opinions about male beauty. Insensitive almost to the point of being blind, they have a discerning eye for male beauty not greatly different from that of the normal male. (Forbidden Colours, trans. Alfred H. Marks, Penguin edition p. 94)
oh mr mishima you would be pleasantly surprised by kpop stans. perhaps even disgusted
#shrimp thoughts#my mother yesterday: is this all we are as women? to fawn over and get stupidly excited over men's bodies and what they have in their pants#because some kpop girlies were thirsting over jk on twt apparently. lady you are in kpop guy thirsting corner of the website#augh no but seriously while i loved confessions of a mask forbidden colours is... A Journey certainly#50 shades of misogyny in which all men are convinced women are the oppressing class except every time a female character appears#even if the narration is going out of its way to tell you the reader about how stupid and limited and suffering in its misery she is...#it's like. yknow if not for the stupid ass men and the misogynistic society this girl would've been happy.#eeeeevery single time i see female characters casually wondering if their partners have someone on the side -- which should be a deal#breaker but isn't -- and just bear it in silence instead of cutting the bitch off once and for all i am mentally looking into the camera.#shunsuke fucking. 'is amazed that 'and old person with kidney disease could do him so unwitting a bodily injury just because she was a#woman' and then the bodily injury is that she gives him her dead husband's necktie pin which he puts in his pocket and forgets about#and then later he puts his hand in his pocket and pricks his fingertip on it. this is what kinda person shunsuke is lmao#'i don't want to read the classics! they're all just old misogynistic white men!' diversity win! this classic has old misogynistic#JAPANESE men instead!
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LUFFY CHARM'S CHAIN SNAPPED 😭😭😭
#I got VERY lucky tonight. Oh my god. It broke in my pocket on the car ride home and not during the concert#A problem for tomorrow (while I'm watching the new episode) because I have not slept in 3 days. Gonna go do that now 👍#Does Amazon sell replacement phone charm straps? I feel like they would#Ignore my bag o masks in the background lol I keep a handful of disposable/reusable ones in there so I can grab one when I'm going out#Cruddy rambles#I'm seriously about to start crying over how grateful I am I didn't lose him. He was a gift from Callie!!#He's been with me since high school!#That's at least 7 years! Probably more!#Okay. Granted. When we lost contact I put him on my model pirate ship for a few years.#But still now that we're in touch again he's been coming out with me again#HE MEANS A LOT TO ME THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY
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the new souma card. guys i keep just saying "son boy......." over and over it's so bad i think i've been possessed
#leo composes#god he's so son boy#i need to squish him and put him in my pocket so bad#WHY IS HE SO FUCKING TEENYYYYYYYYYY#you can tell i am an oldest sibling when i start going bonkers over. son boy
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i literally cannot talk about how i feel about chase normally i have to say some shit like "i'm going to put him in my mouth and shake him around like mouthwash"
#im going to put him in the microwave.#i am going to put him in my pocket and shake him around like pennies.#i need to open him up and live inside his body.
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