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(part 1)Here are some of the plot summary of the nevermore fanfic that I have been writing or that I will write in the future:
(before I start, I am very sorry about all of the spelling mistakes on this post. my computer doesn't have a autocorrect feature, for some reason or I just can’t figure out why it doesn’t work. two of the summarys of the fanfic that I was writing, are on this post. that I Luckily had placed on one of my draft before my phone broke. so they are here. I have somehow saved them from being lost for eternity :)
(Mafia/ cleaning service AU)
Who's there?! Nevermore Cleaning service.(Current name for this fanfic. all of them might change in the future.)
Having a job as a cleaner is quite boring, but knowing that your life is on the line if you don't do your job properly—is terrifying. The well-known company known as Nevermore Cleaning Service, also known as N.C.S for short, never puts on their job description that it is associated with the mafia. Being a cleaner for the mob has its ups and downs and Lenore knows that better than anyone. She has experience it all, the bad and the worst. She learned very quickly in her career, that being an employee of this company, means that you have to do the dirty work, that no one wants to do.
Cleaning away the blood, disposing of the bodies well listening to jazz or classical music is oddly satisfying, to say the least. Sometimes if you’re lucky you don't have to do your job alone, but that also means that there are more bodies in your disposal. When there is too much work, they will grouped you up with three other people. Like in the case of Lenore, that's how she met three of her best friend, Duke, Pluto and Berenice.
On one of those boring days of cleaning, Lenore became acquaintances with someone new. She met the daughter of one of the most well-known mafia leaders in town, Annabelle Lee withlock. She met this girl at one of the most unpredictable location, a crime scene, of all places. Annabelle lee stated that “she didn't do it” but Lenore wasn't convinced in the slightest. Especially after meeting her more frequently, because of some random body that is laying on the floor.
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Lenore cleanse up crime scene's for a living, with her three friends (Pluto, Duke, Berenice). One day, she meets Annabelle lee on one of those crime scene. In Lenore's words she was acting weird (sus), they ended up fall in love. The end.
(I can literally imagine Annabelle lee killing some random person, just so that she can spend time with Lenore.)
[this fanfic is inspired by a video game called "Crime Scene Cleaner". that you can find on steam. but the full game is not yet available and I Don't know when it will released in the making of this post. I saw someone play the demo of this game (Jay from the kubz scouts) and I immediately got inspired to write a fanfic with the same theme. I'm currently still writing the first chapter and it has now at least over 1600 words and I have been trying to make the 2 and 3 chapter, even though I’m not even finished with the first one. There is a small problem that I forgot to mention, all of my fanfics are on my phone and my phone decided to die on me. so I lost everything that I have, allllll of it is goneeeeeeeeeeeee and I don’t know if a can remember all of the things that I wrote, to recreate it. So............yeah, that happened.]
Here is the link of the video that I watched and the game:
Video:https://youtu.be/obeqUaozSWg?si=1kvs9fBAlQ38VsD7
Game:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1040200/Crime_Scene_Cleaner/
(Train conductor Au)
The Everlasting train ride(Current name for this fanfic)
Lenore and her friends are stuck on a moving train that has been inhabited by people for centuries. They don't know how long the citizens have been on board this train, but one thing that the close friends do know for certain. Is that they have been occupying this train ever since they were children.
After the strange disappearance of the two Vandernaghts conductors, Lucille and Thaddeus, their two children were now destined to becoming the next train conductors after them. Lenore and her brother Theo are now in charge of the train and the passengers well-being.
The two siblings were investigating their parents weird disappearance to understand, how and why they disappear. The passengers assume that they are death, but Lenore is not convinced. Before their parents disappearance, no one was ever allowed to enter into the front wing of the train, also known as the control room. but now that they were gone, she and her brother are now allowed to venture throughout the area, until their hearts content. No one has ever been on this side of the train beside of their parents, so it is a big mystery of what lays upon those depths. Apparently this is where all of their parents belonging are kept and the belonging of the train conductors before them. This is great start in figuring out anything about their parents and the nature of this train.
With the help of her friends, Lenore starting solve more mystery around the train and discovered the real origin of its creation. she found out many things, one thing that stood out from the rest of course, is the fact that her enter family, has been stuck on this train for centuries.
After finding out the so called truth. she had enough of this place and made the decision to stop at the next train station that appeared. In all of the train history there were no written down instances of the train having new passengers, beside the ones that were already occupying it. But this time it was different, they acquired not one, but five new passengers, that weren't originally from this godforsaken train.
Where do they come from? what is it like outside? Why do they even want to be on-board, this devils train? What made them want to leave there homes, in the first place?
Those were all questions that the passengers and Lenore wanted to know. She didn't have enough time to asked the strangers any questions, they had to make a run for it ...... something went wrong. Now that there are five strangers in the train, can she trust them to not hurt the passengers?
The number one rule placed on the train conductors is that, the safety of the people is their number one priority. But what happens if she doesn’t comply to this rule?
(Your soul will be capt, in dark depths of the abyss, untill the devil's train presist)
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Lenore and her friends are stuck on a moving train, she meets Annabel lee and her gang, and Theo and Lenore are basically orphans now.
[ like all of the other fanfic, I lost everything about it and I am really pissed. because one of the most important part of the fic, that I wrote is now gone.]
fun fact: when I started writing this fanfic, I wrote the summary, the plot, the things that were going to happen in the story and the 3 chapter (were the most important thing that Lenore is going to find out in the story) on a random Thursday. After I saw a random picture of a broken down train on Pinterest . Not even a week after, I went to my Portuguese school library and found this English book, with almost the exact same plot. It is so random, I never saw that book before in my life and that book was also never touched by anyone. I’m not even mad that I found it, because it gave me some extra ideas for this fic. after reading it, I found out that the only thing that the fanfic and the book have in common is that the main character father figures disappears and that there are trains is both of them.
The book is called: the railway children. ( It is a children's book and it was a great read.)
(pirate/fortune-teller(princesses) fantasy AU
The last gambit (current name of this fanfic)
[ this was my first ever fanfic that I started writing about the nevermore characters. I had already written a part of the first chapter with at least more than 1200 words. and now I don't have it. I don't have the summery, I don't have the chapter and I don't have the important things about the plot. JUST GREAT, JUST MY FUCKING LUCK :( . I remember that I wrote a short kind of poem in the first chapter, that I was really prude off, because I never wrote a poem in my life. And now it is gone forever.
This is what I remember about it, their are some things that are wrong, because I don't clearly remember what I wrote and I absolutely change some things in the end:
“pirates filled with greed, whom travel at sea, passe through the kafra will be on seen.
When you passe through the depths of the sea, You will perceive your pendant of hearts, in part of three.
Persist onward and venture through the lands of dreams, that is engulfed by dreams, Travel until enternity.
Your time can passe forward, my time can be kept, to be enternily yours in the depth of my neck.
My soul will life on, until your favourite word never, will be no more. Until I say there is no more. Until my dear friend says nevermore…..”
The last few paragraph don't make any sense, but anyways.... (This poem is important to the plot, I promise.)
here is a quick summery of the fanfic, that I managed to make with the last bit of my memories, that i have about it:
“She's a well-known pirate, who is known by many and every merchant who travels on the seven seas. in other words, she is a well-known thief who is hated by all."
“A pirate and a thief.” Annabell lee thought to herself well, observing the black haired woman a crossed the street. “What an intriguing combination, indeed.” A little smile appeared on her face, when she realized that the woman that she was a waiting for. for all of those years, was now stedely approaching her. her definition didn’t predict this, but it certainly did predict the presence of a: "pure embodiment of chaos" appearing on her front door step.
The only thing that she has to do now, is to play her cards wright. she didn't expect this to happen, but she is very glad that it did. with the help of this so called pirate, she will be able to get her ticket straight to freedom. (There is nothing straight about this, you know, because she gay..... Let me stop)
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Lenore is a well known pirate and Annabell lee is a fortune-teller/princesses. Lenore is practically forced by Annabell Lee to help her escape her responsibility.
This fanfic is a fantasy au, so this is going to be all of the character roles in the story:
Morrella is either going to be a mermaid or a fairy in this fic. or maybe i should make her an hybrid, because i can't choose and because I can.
Lenore is going to be a pirate/ lost princesses
Annabell lee is going to be a princesses/ fortune-teller who can see the future.
Prospero and Annabell are going to be stepsiblings, because I said so.
duke is a pirate and wizard ( I don’t know okay, leave me alone)
will is going to be a shape shifter or an genie
Ada is going to be a siren in disguise, who is also a maid.
Pluto is going to be furry, I mean a shape shifting cat.
Eulalie is going to be a witch who owns a orphanage.
Berenice is going to be a vampire who owns her own bar.
Theo is probably going to be dead in this fic.
And last but not least Monty is going to be a asshole to everyone. He is also a thief and a pirate.
Puppet is going to be Annabelle's, teacher who helps her with her ability.
Dolly is practically going to be a nurse ( I don't know what to do with her yet.)
The dean's, Merry and mourn are going to be the antagonist, who likes to play games with Lenore and Annabelle.
[ i will post more of those in the future, but now i have to try to get my shit together and start slaving away and start writing. i am praing to god that the fanfic curse (ao3 curse) doesnt kill me (literally and figuratively. my luck is horoundes and im 70% sure that i am some how related to lenore, in some way or form. also i will use this post as some kind of safe in case something happens, so that i may be able to use it in the future to write my fanfic).]
Future me here. I won't be able to get my digital art and my fanfic from my old phone :(. I hope that I be able to get my phone repair, but knowing my luck it's not going to happen. I got everything placed on my grandmother old phone except my pictures, my fanfic and digital art that I have been making for YEARS and MONTHS.
WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Also here is a picture of my phone now.
What happened to it?
I threw it at someone's head.
I'm just joking, My dumb ass dropped it on the floor. I tried to get the protection off, but apparently it is glued with the strongest glue in the word. some kind of fucking super glue was used on this shit, because it didn't even want to get off. I tried to get rid off it, but it didn't work and I accidentally hurt my self. basically i cut my self with the glass bits of the protection, so in the end, I gave up. Yes, my finger did bleed, but It was nothing to fatal. My phone is now unresponsive, so I can practically throw it in the trash now.
I have lost all of my picture, more than 300 song that I had download on this phone, digital art and fanfic. atleast I still have my Gmail account, I guess.
I'm not that mad about lossing all of the fanfic, yes I did lose all my progress but I can always make everything again. But my art in the other hand, I'm never going to get it back and now I'm sad.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MEEEEE.
My dumb ass didn't save anything on my cloud or drive, so I lost all of it forever. I hope you guys can learn something from me.
"NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, ALWAYS SAVE YOUR STUFF ON CLOUD OR DRIVE AND ALWAYS SYNCHRONIZE YOUR STUFF WITH OTHER DEVICES."
PLEASE DON'T BE STUPID LIKE ME.
#those fanfics are going to be the dead of me#i hope that i can get my phone repaired because i need my shit#i am gods goddamn strongest soldier#i can't even listen to goddamn music#not only did i lose all of my fanfic#i also lost all of my digital art#the unlucky ass that i am has lost everthing that i have#i swear to god#i am slowly lossing my sanity#im lossing it#im going mental#someone save me from this torment#nevermore webcomic#fanfic#nevermore webtoon#annabel lee nevermore#lenore nevermore#lenore vandernacht#annabel lee whitlock#duke nevermore#berenice nevermore#ada nevermore#morrela nevermore#Theo nevermore#pluto nevermore
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#kirby#firearms#guns#swearing#ask to tag#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#it's a goddamn Day once again#while still recovering from the rest of the week my doctor informed me that it's clinic policy that I can't stay on my prednisone#so I have to either leave the clinic or lose the one med giving me even a desperate tenuous grasp on basic tolerable qol#and then while I was drawing there was some kind of altercation in another building#so now I'm on high alert for that too#also fun fact I have not touched a firearm in 7 1/2 years but I drew that m4 from memory lol#(btw this is a play on 'I am not god's strongest soldier')#(which is a play on 'god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers')#tbh I should've drawn kirby sharpening a knife but this is what we got today
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IT JUST HIT ME WHAT MY ISSUE WITH MY ART HAS BEEN, THE FUCKING,, LACK OF TEXTURE 😭😭😭 guys i figured it out, expect better nat art soon once school stops beating me with hammers like im the education system's favorite blorbo
#my biggest issue with digital art has been that everything looks so goddamn plasticy and i couldnt figure out why#til it suddenly hit me duh its the fucking lack of texture on everything.#which isnt really something i ever had to worry about doing traditional#because everything has texture#but everything on digital is so goddamn smooth#also#yes its 12:30 am and i just started my homework#yes the tummy hurts#yes i am god's strongest soldier#nat's rambles
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nothing worse in life than being born on the same day of the month as your father who you have a strained relationship with
#god i am not your strongest soldier#its a nightmare. your bdays are never yours you are guilt tripped for not finding the time ON YOUR BDAY#to see your father WHO YOU KIND OF HATE#bc it is also HIS BDAY#like my worst mistake made on the very day i was born. how am i expected to ever make good choices#when i started out with such a bad one#was a premature baby too like WHY WERE YOU IN THE HURRY. IDIOT#anyways. last father related vent post im just having such a goddamn day
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Realistically I would never be in a horror movie because the second any unexplainable stimuli happened, I would scream “FUCK THAT” and vacate the premises
#like bro i don’t even feel totally safe and at ease in this house that i’ve lived in for years#you are out of your goddamn mind if you think i’d move into a blatantly haunted house and not notice/care it was haunted#i just watched sister death and like… why did my girl watch a chair throw itself across the room and just. go to sleep#i would’ve been running down that corridor like ‘FUCK THIS’#trying to hitchhike in rural spain. calling an uber ~70 years ahead of the curve#one thing about me is i am not one of god’s strongest soldiers and i know this. i am not final girl material. i am not built different#i am the fat acquaintance who dies first and is discovered right around the time people start suspecting there’s a killer or zombie or demon#i avoid horror movie situations like the fucking plague. you think i’m going to watch a ghost throw a chair at the wall and just stick#around???? FUCK NO#i don’t fuck with ouija boards; i don’t look around abandoned buildings; i don’t camp; i don’t stay in suspicious or haunted places#i have no desire to end up on the six o’clock news as an unexplained death after being mangled by the horrors. fuck that!!!!#personal
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my sunshine !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're the 'it' couple and everyone's obsessed with them, rightfully so.
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for when you find your forever kinda person. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - finally it's here!!! i really hope u like it!!! thank you so much for reading, i love you <3
edit - changed it bc the person who requested it doesn't speak hindi x
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um…..;i keep seeing……glimpses of spoilers on insta cause that’s the internet for you but like…..girl…..i…..if love next door doesn’t end happily ever after….:i need to know asap so i can abort aS SOON AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE I AM WEAK. I AM NOT GOD’S STRONGEST SOLDIER I NEED FAIRYTALE LEVEL HAPPINESS OR ELSE I CRUMBLE
#people out there talking about him designing a memorial for her- but now i’m thinking him working on memorials is actually…foreshadowing#NO.#love next door#anyway i’m still on ep 5 lmao
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On this list of i am double triple quadruple fucked upand someone shouldkill me /nsrs.: i had a sex dream, again. It was about family members, again. I hate hypersexuality it can die. You know what i hate more? It was about a family member who assauled me. Fuckkķkkk. I didnt have time to pricess it this morning. Since you know, i slept trough my goddamn alarm. Again. God im a fucking lost cause sometimes. "God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers" yeah well i disnt aks for that or for agod. Fuxk off please. So far i have had 2 sex dreams about my uncle, 1 about my ungle and grandpa. And 1 about my okdest brother. Can i actially fucking slwep or only have nightmares? I dont fucking know. Maybe my brain is broken. Maybe all the thoughts fleeting trough my head is a sign i should go to a mental hospital. But hen again. Theyd provably fuck me up MORE. Yayyyy. A caretaker at the group said "sometimes these kids that come here go trough more in their short lifetimes then we everr will" and if thag didnt make me realise how FUCKED i was. I dont know what would. The cards were stacked aainst me from day 1 werent they? Yikes a rooni
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He was a reprehensible character, whom I highly doubt was anywhere near as handsome and seductive as history would like you to believe, undeservedly played by a seriously handsome and seductive actor in his prime. Problematic? Yes. Can I admire his beauty and his sexiness in a few decontextualized GIFs? I think so, yeah. Mister "Here, come take some evil inside you", yes, I want it. I need it. Consensually, tho. Then he does this weird, epigamic thing with his coat (cape?) or something. I don't care what it is, I just know it's hot. How subversive it is to be sexy, goddamn it. It's beyond reason. I'm trying to be an upright citizen, I promise.
This scene? I died. That big, sexy nose is going to kill me.
Limerent and delusional as fuck but his hunger is sexy. This is so wrong, oh God, lol.
What about this divine filth? He's not God's strongest soldier and neither am I when I look at him.
(Oh, we had an argument, you said? It doesn't matter now. Lie down with me.)
I want an awkward, nose-smashing kiss from this sexy-ass beast. Look at his skin and his nostrils.
There are other GIFs but I won't share those on main because no. He has no business being this delicious or being such a harbinger of sexual chaos. Jacques Le Gris was not some misunderstood, erotically attractive Lothario (he probably stank) but, well, here we have Adam messing up with our minds. I like him, I don't like the character's story. I hope that's made clear.
(I watched this movie at the theater with a face shield, 2 masks and was absolutely terrified of catching covid. I chose a place where they asked for the CDC card.)
ADAM DRIVER The Last Duel (2021) dir. Ridley Scott
#why is he so sexy nvfkvndfpvnpfbndpbn#adam driver#adam douglas driver#the last duel#dámelo todo todo todo#reprehensible thirsting on main#2021#hasta la última gota#Oh yeah: he's always getting people pregnant. what's up with that? lol#jacques le gris#I lovingly call him “husband” as people call him Internet Boyfriend. Yes I am a mess. No ill will.
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knowing better vs this is my first time, too
so much has happened this year. it is more eventful than i lead on.
what stirs inside me is more gnawing than it is annoying.. than it is devastating... than it is right from wrong. i think deep down, i want more than whatever life has given me so far. no, i need more. but i am also the same reason why i feel so detriment. i hold myself back. i can't even fathom what it's like to go after what i want. i'm too scared, it's too complicated, it's too much... all very human excuses that at the same time, just sound more pathetic than real.
i feel so lost and unheard. so wrong for being curious. so wrong for knowing what's right and yet still going against it anyway. i'm so worried about where i'm gonna be a year from now, what will happen to my current relationships, what will happen to me, what will happen if i stay or if i go. i'm just so scared of everything. for once, in my life, i want to stop being god's strongest soldier. i need a textbook answer. i need textbook guidance. i need someone who has been through it all, to come to my aide and help me figure things out. i want a cheat code because i'm so goddamn overwhelmed and i don't think telling anyone about what i'm going through will help me because no one will fucking get it. i just need caring, i just need empathy, i just need understanding right now. i want someone to hear me out, point out all my wrongs, but tell me that what i feel is okay because this is part of life. i don't want them to validate me just because, either. i need raw, i need truth, i need a slap on the face.
i just don't know what to do. i'm just so lost. i guess this is why, my theme song for this month and maybe for the rest of this year, is homesick by wave to earth.
i want to die (go home). i want to return to myself, before i knew what this year was (go home).
i want to be normal and i want to be liked. i want to just be fucking normal
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Attack on Titan - Hajime Isayama Vol.32-33: The Torture Continues - A Commentary
-i like how we know these people so well and they know each other so well that they take cues from each other. like, if even mikasa wants to stop eren, then how can anyone else think otherwise, you know?
-FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT, FUCKING THANK YOU HANGE, "GENOCIDE IS WRONG" IT'S THAT SIMPLE SOMEONE SAID IT, THE REAL MVP AS ALWAYS. finally someone with common sense and resolve, someone not speaking in ifs and buts, finally, HANGE FINALLY!
-this is such a random group of allies i love it, it makes me smile
-i feel so safe with hange, a voice of logic, oh my god.
-listen, i'm not even joking, eren's VERY CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE makes me so much less emotionally unstable that i can actually enjoy these conversations, like i'm happy to be here again
-i'm sorry, i know it's a tense moment, but lmao at levi's zzz panel
-part of me thinks that if we just don't see eren again, if we just randomly hear that he was stopped, i'll be fine. it would be terrible storytelling ofc but it hurts so much seeing eren like that, seeing his face and have him say and do these things
-what the fuck are you talking about, jean? armin has been saying that everyone should talk it over with everyone a hundred times over.
-WHEN DID LEVI BECOME THE TENSION RELIEF IN THIS GODDAMN MANGA OH MY GOD
-jean's 'i can't forgive you' to reiner while they're still allied for their goal, i love this.
-the panels of levi sleeping with the zzz i cannot
-no offense, is armin going to do any impressive thinking post-time skip or...
-it's nice how everyone apologizes to everyone (before rocks fall and everyone dies courtesy of eren, lol. lol?)
-armin and connie acting their little hearts out to the yeagerists, bless
-MISS KIYOMI GOING IN FOR THE KILL!
-aww seeing armor titan and female titan fight together
-this is the second time connie's saving armin's ass
-i am actually happy to be reading this now that eren isn't hurting us by showing his face. like, if you put aside for a sec WHY this is happening... it's very exciting to see what comes next
-does sensei want to kill everyone here on the port, bc he's taken out the colossus titan, he's taken out humanity's strongest soldier...
-ooooh falco's jaw titan looks different than galliard's!
-i don't want y'all to fight anymore either, annie, and not with eren either, what are we gonna do :'(
-oh no. oh no is this eren pov? am i about to get unhinged again? oh no. go back to your conspicuous absence, devil child, why do you hurt me so. i miss you. but you make me suffer.
-the fuck? ZEKE tells EREN there's no ingrained behavior to the ackermans?! so then...
-i hate this. i understand that it's all to protect them, but i hate this, eren. baby they can't live happy lives. WHY DID YOU SHOW YOU FACE, I WAS DOING FINE, I WAS HAVING FUN, YOU'RE IMBALANCING MY HOMEOSTASIS
-eren's new form, huh. god this makes me so sad
-'but i just can't accept an end like that' lmao me reading this manga
-eren please THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN, THERE MUST BE
-okay clearly i should stop hoping right here, there's no redemption from this. there's no redemption when we're shown innocent deaths at eren's will. okay. this is it then
-see, armin is a person also disappointed with the outside world that DIDN'T choose genocide, wow shocker, right eren?
-MIKASA'S FACE WHEN SHE SEES ANNIE WATCHING ARMIN
-levi i love you. stay safe
-what did mikasa want, armin to run after annie and kiss her or sth? mikasa you're projecting
-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS FLOCH UNKILLABLE WHAT
-like, in what universe did eren think the gang would NOT be in danger, that there wouldn’t be a good possibility that his own titans would trample his own people
-heh. armin the 15th commander :)
-OH SHUT UP "dedicate your heart" OH SHUT UP LEVI SHUT UP HANGE SHUT UP
-shine, my love. shine, hange. goodbye.
-"goodbye. hange. just watch us." who decided to give levi all the poignant lines, who. THEY HIT THE HARDEST BC IT'S LEVI!
-is there. is there an actual possibility that eren just... kills them all? surely not?
-NO! NO! AFTERLIFE SCENE?!?! I DID NOT EXPECT THIS FROM ATTACK ON TITAN, THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! ERWIN!! AND THEY'RE ALL WATCHING! THEY'RE ALL WATCHING!!
-a little quick it was, hange's death scene, but they did get the afterlife scene, so i won't dwell.
-oh! commander armin actually lets us in on the plan beforehand! that's unusual for stories! that probably means it'll all go to shit
-this is exactly what the founding titan looks like, but why does it look so funny in armin's drawing
-man, i want to give mikasa such a big hug. her face.
-the thing is. armin especially, and everyone, are trying to analyze eren's mindset, like 'maybe he's testing us' or whatever, and every time we SEE eren it's actually a simple "RAWR DEATH!"
-humanizing eren through reiner because we actually HAVE humanized reiner through endless chapters. that's interesting
-WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! ALL HAIL EREN! ALL SHALL LOVE/NOT-LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR. i don't want to see what happens, i'm sure it'll be nothing good :')
-mikasa's plea is the best. share the sins that they're all guilty of
-ah, what wouldn't i give for a simple ass-kicking from levi to eren
-eren will fight us? :’(((. i can't believe that. i know i said i'd renounce all hope, but i am so sad. i am so sad. mikasa what do we do? whatever you say, i'll follow your lead
-the plot armor is strong on the marleyan cast's families
-yes, cool, everyone wants world peace two seconds before they die
-all due respect, i don't see how the 104th can do anything about this now that the power of friendship failed
-'We'll use all our (seven) forces to destroy him!" rocks fall everyone dies - in the literal sense.
-WHY ARE YOU YELLING EREN'S NAME AS YOU FALL ARMIN WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART WHY DO YOU KEEP REMINDING ME WHO EREN IS (or was, or should be) WHY HAVE MERCY
-eren be like, feel free to fight on my skeleton back y’all
-JESUS WITH THE SCHOOL CASTES ALREADY, YOU'RE TOYING WITH MY FEELINGS
#attack on titan#attack on titan manga#manga#manga commentary#in other news i've finally come to terms with the fact that i simply don't like jjk#it's so liberating. no trying to like it. no regrets.
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seriously though, how am i supposed to enjoy anything when i know KIMSEUNGMIN is just out there. not with me. goddamn bro. god. i am NOT your strongest soldier fam. you have to let me be. don’t give me this knowledge if you’re not going to give him to ME. i am so delulu.
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announcement before i crawl back into my hidey hole
ok,,, 😔 i waited a MONTH for this bc i was in such big denial about it but it's gonna happen.
cypher wedding. 6/9.
yes i never choose serious dates for f/o marriages, no i will never choose a normal date. yone marriage was on 4/20, what else do you expect from me??? anyways. look forward to it. yes this is the most unconventional marriage post i've ever made but i just SUCK at this stuff hahahagewgejwngjew
(ok to rb-- i think people reblog marriage stuff in the community generally??? IDK LOL i'm so new to this stuff bc i didn't make a big deal out of the last marriage mgkamekgw)
#ok to rb if you want bc i guess like#ppl rb marriage stuff??#idk i've never taken them too too seriously like most other people do#but goddamn. hands in my face typing out this post#took all my willpower#i just. man. wow#ugh. dude/pos#i am god's strongest soldier i promise you i am just having a moment of WEAKNESS#MAJOR WEAKNESS.#i will be okay i promise#key never shuts up#my post#ship: my eyes on you
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*gets down on my knees and starts to pray* please god give me the strength to finish my goddamn fucking commissions
#i finally get commissions one single goddamn time and the world decides to start trying to kill me with stress#between the rush move. no house to live in yet. and now a hurricane i am really not gods strongest soldier#personal#every five minutes i start shaking from sheer panic im rlly goin thru it rn
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mia healey | august 15th, 2021
#MIA GODDAMN HEALEY#god i am not one of your strongest soldiers#the fact that erana took mia to an island in a helicopter as an early bday present is friendship goals ugh#mia healey#the wilds cast
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please omg I’m dying I picked up the team sexy story from the election and it’s devolved into Emma in a gazebo with 5 soaking wet princes who are all preening in front of her like peacocks in various states of half dresses, trying to get her to say which of them is the sexiest.
(Also god i am not your strongest soldier i did NOT need to know that Silvio’s so ripped even Luke is impressed and he chalks it all up to the sailing he does - iwillnotpicturesexysailboatsilvioiwillnotpicturesexysailboatsilvio-)
Emma’s been doing her best not to drool now for like five slides over his ‘amazing muscles’ in all that wet clothing losing her goddamned mind over WHY DOES A PRINCE NEED SO MUCH BEEF TO GO TO SEA DJKFJJDKFJDF *broken woman* this is so funny
GIRL PRAY HE DOESN’T CATCH ON OR YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY EFFED - oh no nvm she just reached out like Peggy feeling up Steve Rogers newly minted tiddies and he’s a yeeting disaster all over again. Your attempt at seducing the sexiest title outta her just flopped miserably, sir, and right in front of everyone.
ty for attending my live flail.
#ikemen prince#ikepri#ikepri silvio#spoiler#spoilers#ikemen prince spoilers#ikepri spoilers#you guys only thing i'm eloquent because you're not subjected to the drooling babbling idiocy of my discord flailings
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