#i am coveting my neighbor hardcore rn dont tell fuckin god or whatever
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me, looking at a home appliance as one might look longingly at a pound puppy, then turning to look (big eyes) at my partner asking "can we keep him?"
#text#this is about my friend's extraction carpet cleaner#i covet it#a different friend spilled an entire mango lassi onto out white rug#it looked like chester cheetoh got murdered execution style in my living room#and that bad boy got that stain out no problem#like it was never even there#magnificent beast machine#how i long for you#i am coveting my neighbor hardcore rn dont tell fuckin god or whatever
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