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#the lightning thief#the lightning thief musical#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#luke castellan#clarisse la rue#chris mccarrell#kristin stokes#james hayden rodriguez#jorrel javier#ryan knowles#sarah beth pfeifer#jalynn steele#original
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1-150 all of them. Every single one 😁
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
honestly can't remember, it was a girl though so... (we were friends arent anymore) 2. Are you outgoing or shy?
I pretend I'm outgoing but really I'm a shy bitch unless I get comfortable with you then I suppose I’m outgoing. 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
my bed, cause I’m tired! kidding. 4. Are you easy to get along with?
depends but I'd like to say so unless you're a bitch to me then I will be a bitch back. 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don’t get drunk anymore, lol I’m a lightweight, once I have one drink I’m tipsy. But if I do decide to get drunk then prob whoever I got drunk with, unless they get drunk, then my mum can take care of me. 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Varies, as long as they have a kind heart and are funny. Also a sucker for accents and blue eyes & green, as well as brown. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
nope. 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Do celebs count or nah? if so then Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan + Tom Holland { not that anyone cares but we are the same age}. 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
If it's with my mum then yeah, or family, anyone else it doesn't make me uncomfortable. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my mum. 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
iPhone charging cables {lol} 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Easier- 5sos
Last Hurrah-Bebe Rexha
R U Mine- Arctic Monkeys
Suckerz- Blackbear
Break up with girlfriend, I’m bored- Ariana Grande
Ain’t My Fault-Zara Larsson 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
definitely. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yep. 15. What good thing happened this summer?
nothing really. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
maybe, maybe not. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
yep. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nope, I honestly had cringy taste in crushes in primary school and high school. 19. Do you like bubble baths?
Yass..... 20. Do you like your neighbors?
nope, he a douchebag, and all the bad names in the book. 21. What are you bad habits?
going to bed late, rolling my eyes to much. 22. Where would you like to travel?
YES! 23. Do you have trust issues?
yes. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
I have no clue... 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
stomach and thighs. 26. What do you do when you wake up?
whine about how tired I am and how I should go to bed earlier. 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
in-between. 28. Who are you most comfortable around?
my mom. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
yep, and honestly I don't care it's their loss. 30. Do you ever want to get married?
it’s not really on my to-do list, but maybe. 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
yep. 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan without a doubt. 33. Spell your name with your chin.
c lazire (lol I did pretty well, except for the space and z ) 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
nope 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
nope. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
yes. 37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I laugh nervously. 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
*sighs* as long as they have blue or green or blue eyes, some sort of accent, are nice, funny, loyal, dreamy. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
book shops, clothes shops and those body shops (the ones you get body lotion and that from) and home decor shops, DVD shops. 40. What do you want to do after high school?
I’m 22, I’ve finished high school a long time ago. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
depends, on what they have done. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
sad. 43. Do you smile at strangers?
sometimes. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
can I say both, I’m going to say both. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
my dog literally jumps on my and barks at me. 46. What are you paranoid about?
a lot of things, someone kidnapping me, being stalked, weird creatures killing me, dying. 47. Have you ever been high?
Nah... 48. Have you ever been drunk?
yeah, plenty of times. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
not really. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
black and grey. 51. Ever wished you were someone else?
all the time. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I wish I had long legs tbh. 53. Favourite makeup brand?
nude. 54. Favourite store?
ally 55. Favourite blog?
on here or somewhere else,? 56. Favourite colour?
purple, blue, grey, pink, green. 57. Favourite food?
pasta. 58. Last thing you ate?
raspberries. 59. First thing you ate this morning?
nothing, I don't eat in the morning. 60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Nah. 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
nearly, but they found out it wasn't my fault, yet one teacher was a total bitch to me afterwards. 62. Been arrested? For what?
nope, I’m a good girl. 63. Ever been in love?
yes, and it hurts. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
it was on my thirteenth bday party and it was three guys, two of them were great the other one was sloppy and ew. 65. Are you hungry right now?
not really. 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
yep. 67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr. 69. Are you watching tv right now?
Nah. 70. Names of your bestfriends?
do dogs count, if so then Max. 71. Craving something? What?
pancakes. 72. What colour are your towels?
pink, blue, neutral colours. 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
four. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
no. 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
four I think. 75. Favourite animal?
tigers. 76. What colour is your underwear?
grey, pink, and aqua. 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
both. 78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
cookies & cream or strawberry. 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
pink.
80. What colour pants?
pink, with stars. 81. Favourite tv show?
The Simpsons. 82. Favourite movie?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Mean Girls. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
Mean Girls. 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
Regina George. 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Dory. 87. First person you talked to today?
My brother. 88. Last person you talked to today?
My brother. 89. Name a person you hate?
my neighbour. 90. Name a person you love?
everyone, except for people I dont like. 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Oh definitely. 92. In a fight with someone?
mostly just words. 93. How many sweatpants do you have?
six 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
eight, I think. 95. Last movie you watched?
Avengers: Endgame. 96. Favourite actress?
Emilia Clarke 97. Favourite actor?
Chris Evans. 98. Do you tan a lot?
no, last time i tanned, i got badly sunburnt. 99. Have any pets?
Two dogs. 100. How are you feeling?
tired, sad, horny, unappreciated and annoyed. 101. Do you type fast?
yeah. 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
oh, so many things. 103. Can you spell well?
sometimes. 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah but no. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
nope. 106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yep. 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
yes. 108. What should you be doing?
sleeping its 3AM SOMETHING 109. Is something irritating you right now?
yeah... 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yes. 111. Do you have trust issues?
yes. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my mom. 113. What was your childhood nickname?
clairebear or mousey. 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
no. 115. Do you play the Wii?
mostly the ps4 now. 116. Are you listening to music right now?
yas, some angsty songs, might do some song fics. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
never had it. 118. Do you like Chinese food?
yeah. 119. Favourite book?
Looking for Alaska - John Green 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes. 121. Are you mean?
I try not to be. 122. Is cheating ever okay?
nope. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
no. 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I’m a bit iffy on that, thats purely falling for looks, i mean sure they look hot but what if their personail;ty is shit, then their hottness just zeros down. 125. Do you believe in true love?
yeah. 126. Are you currently bored?
nah. 127. What makes you happy?
lots of things. puppies, kittens, animals, dragons, writing, reading, family and friends, you guys. 128. Would you change your name?
no. 129. What your zodiac sign?
Libra. 130. Do you like subway?
sometimes. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
just stare in shock for a long while, while trying to process it. 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my mum. 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
Is it easier to stay? Is it easier to go? I don't wanna know, oh But I know that I'm never, ever gonna change And you know you don't want it any other way 134. Can you count to one million?
no. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I’m sick, I can't come. 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
sometimes opened sometimes closed. 137. How tall are you?
5′5 138. Curly or Straight hair?
both. 139. Brunette or Blonde?
both. OMBRE. 140. Summer or Winter?
Summer, cause winter is cuddling season and I don't have a boo. 141. Night or Day?
both. 142. Favourite month?
October. 143. Are you a vegetarian?
used to be, might go back to being one. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
both. 145. Tea or Coffee?
neither. 146. Was today a good day?
not really. 147. Mars or Snickers?
both. 148. What’s your favourite quote?
it’s a bad day, not a bad life. 149. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes. 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
this? they were hers! she’d gathered them, hoarded them, maybe someday planned to pass them on to me.
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Tagged by the wonderful @angies-team , @travelerchrisedward , @wilderwestqueen , @nightfurylover1112 , and @crazy4dragons ! Thanks so much guys! These were so fun to do!
Rules:
1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3. Write 11 questions of your own.
4. Tag 11 people.
My Questions:
1. Best memory from the HTTYD fandom?
2. What are you hoping to see in RTTE S5 & 6 / HTTYD 3?
3. Who in the HTTYD fandom is the reason your heart beats (to quote the famous words of sleep-deprived Snotlout Jorgenson) ?
4. Have you been mistaken for someone else?
5. Any guilty pleasures?
6. Live action or animation?
7. Who do you think you would connect with the least if you were a Dragon Rider?
8. How many times have you binge-watched a TV show?
9. If you were able to choose to return to any point you wanted in your life, where would you go?
10. Have you ever met anyone in real life who’s reminded you of one of the Dragon Riders (I know this girl who has the last name Jorgenson and it’s pretty crazy) ?
11. Favorite snack food?
I tag @chiefhiccstrid , @drchee5e , @dragonlovertr , @fanaticfangirl2602 , @astridthevalkyrie, @fangirling1998 , @fanwriter02 , @lutavero , @spacekeet , @astrxd , and @dragontails89 !
Angie’s Questions:
1. What is your absolute favorite song?
I always jam out to Let Her Go by Passenger but I really love a whole bunch of songs and just happen to be very indecisive in choosing a favorite :)
2. Favorite form of physical activity?
What physical activity When I’m not being pressured to do it, I enjoy running. Just don’t get any bright ideas and sign me up for any marathons or anything.
3. Favorite 5 fanfics?
Okay, the fact that this was hard for me means I’ve definitely read too many:
1) Chasing Thunderstorms series by @tysonrunningfox . This was the first full-length fanfiction that I read when I joined the fandom a couple years ago and it totally blew me away how real and well-written the characters seemed when she wrote them. I haven’t reread the whole series in full IN AGES but sometimes I reread some of my favorite chapters and fall in love with it all over again!
2) Young God by @oh--you--pretty--things. If there was a fanfic that forged its own trail, this one would do just that. It’s so incredibly different from any other Hiccstrid or HTTYD fanfics out there in its plot and universe, but still manages to remain true to the characters and their personalities --even if its hidden somewhat under Punkcup’s incredibly hot exterior.
3) The Quest by @funkytoes. I love how unique the story is how characters like Astrid, Hiccup, and Eret are portrayed in such an exciting and new way! Plus, anything where my queen is rocking it as a resident badass always gets good marks in my book.
4) You’re Everything I Want (and Nothing I Can Keep) by @wilderwestqueen. The story is so fun and engaging to read and I’m SUCH a sucker for friends to couple AUs. Hiccup and Astrid are also both complete cuties in this fanfic so that’s always enjoyable to read.
5) I Knew You Were Trouble by @astridthevalkyrie. I really enjoy how this story humanizes Astrid: she’s not just a fierce and tough as nails badass, but she has a soft spot for kids and cares deeply about her friends. Not to mention that Jerkcup is actually an undercover cutie that I love to pieces.
4. Ice cream or warm, home baked, fresh-out-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookies? >:)
GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES RIGHT NOW.
5. What inspires you to be creative?
My friends and family. If I know my friends and family are behind me, then I’ll have the will and the mindset to unlock my more creative side and actively express myself rather than just give a passive effort.
6. Does music influence how you act while it’s playing?
Definitely. Once Romantic Flight comes on, I’m a hot fangirl mess of emotions.
7. How do you express yourself creatively?
I really like wearing different kinds of clothes to express myself. Something about mixing and matching accessories and clothes to make an outfit I’m proud of gives me a sense of satisfaction.
8. Do you think Jar Jar Binks is a waste of a character?
I’m not a hard core Star Wars fan so I don’t really have an opinion.
9. What would cheer you up if you’re having a bad day?
Anyone just taking the initiative to even ask and sit down to listen always makes me feel better whenever I’m down. But sometimes I appreciate little gifts too, like when my mom brings me a drink from Starbucks on her way home from work if she knows I’ve been stressed.
10. Where have you traveled that you would love to travel to again? (or) Where would you like to travel to?]
I’d love to travel to Europe and explore all of those cliché tourist spots like Paris and London and Rome and all that, especially since I’ve never been out of the USA before.
11. Who is your Tumblr crush?
There’s actually way too many to count for me to just say them here but I’ll let you know that you’re on the list @angies-team ;)))
Chris’s Questions:
1. Favorite villain in TV series / movie?
Viggo Grimborn (whether dead or alive) will always be remembered as one of my favorites (but also one my most hated) villains because of how different he is from the typical villain mold in the Dragons series. He runs on his intellect rather than his physical strength; a quality to be appreciated whether you’re the protagonist or the antagonist.
2. Have you been abroad before?
I’ve never been outside of the USA, so unfortunately no :(
3. Favorite class at school?
I love studying history! Learning about the past of the world strangely always makes me feel more in touch and connected with what’s happening in the present.
4. What’s your preferred lifestyle?
I don’t like moving around too much, so I’d prefer to live a more sedentary and constant lifestyle rather than always be jumping around from place to place.
5. Are you afraid of anything?
If we’re talking material things, than not really. But if we’re discussing more abstractly, then definitely things like failure and being isolated and not wanted.
6. Describe your Tumblr dashboard in three words?
Informative, fun, and crowded :)
7. What’s your eye color?
Hazel
8. Favorite musician / band?
I’m pretty mercurial as far as music preferences go, but right now I’m hardcore rocking out to Ed Sheeran.
9. When did you get into your biggest fandom?
I think I joined the HTTYD fandom almost three years ago? I look back on some of my posts I made when I first came onto Tumblr and can’t help but cringe.
10. If you could be a new, original character in your favorite TV series / movie, what would you be like, and what would you do?
I’d like to think that I’d be the sarcastic and friendly Dragon Rider that people enjoy spending time with but who knows?
11. Favorite dragon?
The Night Fury is absolutely amazing! But if I wasn’t able to choose the obvious, probably the Triple Stryke or the Deathsong.
Wilderwestqueen’s Questions:
1. What one thing never fails to make you smile?
Listening to music always has a way of making my mood improve, no matter how horrible life can feel sometimes.
2. If you had to make your own Awesome Mix (Guardians of the Galaxy style), what tracks would be on it?
The entire soundtrack of HTTYD and HTTYD 2, plus probably a bunch of random pop songs that I like (hopefully there’s no song limit).
3. Biggest celebrity crush?
I actually have the biggest girl-crush on America Ferrera. But why wouldn’t I? She’s an activist, a talented actress, and immensely successful. Sounds pretty much like a person that I’d want to get to know.
4. What’s your favorite book and why does it mean a lot to you?
It’s been forever since I’ve actually sat down and read a book just for the sake of enjoyment, but I really enjoy The Book Thief because of how meaningful the story is. It has so much depth to it that not many other books can claim to have.
5. What song makes you want to get up and dance?
Right now, I’m the One by DJ Khaled, Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper, and Lil Wayne is my favorite dance jam!
6. If you had to make a superhero team out of any fictional characters, who would you choose?
Astrid Hofferson, because she’s an amazing and intelligent warrior; Black Widow, since she has so much spy training and I can imagine would get along great with Astrid; and Allura, because she’s also an accomplished fighter as well as another strong leader.
7. What fictional world would you choose to live in?
B E R K BECAUSE I APPARENTLY THINK I CAN MAKE IT IN THE CLASSICAL ERA ARCTIC CIRCLE AS A VIKING.
8. Dream job?
Teaching has always been something that I’ve had at the forefront of my mind as far as careers are concerned, but if I was more musically inclined or dramatic I would probably want to be a musician or an actress.
9. If it was your last day on Earth, and you had to pick one last meal, what would you have?
I’d devour all of the Indian food I can. Bring on the samosas.
10. Least favorite movie? Why?
I don’t know what possessed me to see the Peanuts movie, but let’s just say I almost fell asleep three times.
11. What kind of fictional character is your type?
Pretty much anyone that’s anything like Hiccup would be my type. Humble, smart, funny, caring, and fiercely loyal.
Nightfurylover1112′s Questions:
1. What is your hair color?
I have dark brown hair, but it looks pretty black if you’re looking at it from a distance.
2. Who is your favorite animated character?
G E N E R A L H O F F ALL THE WAY.
3. iPhone or Android?
iPhone! But my iPhone is staring to show signs of age after about a year and half of having it unfortunately.
4. Have you ever been on a plane?
I have! Can’t say I enjoy the experience though.
5. Where do you want to be right now?
Exactly where I am is pretty nice -- sitting in my living room in a HTTYD blanket typing answers to asks is fun!
6. You have one wish. What would you do?
World peace is where it’s at y’all.
7. Do you have your ears pierced?
Yep! I kind of want to get another piercing in my ears (I only have one right now) but my parents would definitely go against that.
8. Are you tall or short?
I’m short and proud of it, thank you very much.
9. Why do you like your followers?
Because you’re all so friendly and supportive of each other! I’ve found so many great friends in you guys!
10. What do you mostly like to do at home?
Besides sleeping, being able to binge watch Netflix and go on my phone and scroll through Tumblr is pretty fun for me.
11. Do you like dragons?
Nope, I hate those useless reptiles more than words can describe. Such a nuisance LOL.
Crazy4Dragons’s Questions:
1. Favorite movie?
I count the series as one thing for the sake of this question so HTTYD/HTTYD 2!
2. Are you a fan of any sports?
Not too hardcore. I’ll root for home teams (anyone from California) for any sport but I won’t be too broken up if something doesn't go my way and they don't win.
3. Would you rather be stuck in a library or stuck in a movie theater?
I’d probably be okay with either, but more so in a movie theater.
4. If you could marry any fictional character, who would it be?
Hiccup is the only man for me everyone so HANDS OFF (jk).
5. Coffee or tea?
I like both, but I actually need coffee to function normally so COFFEE
6. What’s the furthest you’ve been from home?
Without my parents, the furthest I’ve been from home was when I was in Pennsylvania for my 8th grade trip. Probably would have been more exciting if I had actual friends to talk to that whole week.
7. Do you/did you like school?
Right now, school and I aren’t on speaking terms.
8. Favorite dessert?
I love pies. But not like creamy ones, the ones full of fruit filling that are warm from the oven and have vanilla bean ice cream just oozing down the sides (crap now I’m hungry).
9. Do you have any pets?
Nope, but I have two younger siblings if that counts.
10. Have you ever seen the ocean?
I live in California, so I’ve had my fair share of ocean-viewing lol.
11. What’s your least favorite food?
I’m not that picky when it comes to food, but I can’t bring myself to eat hardboiled eggs; the smell is WAY too strong for me.
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Why Does Bachelor in Paradise Suck So Much This Season?
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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07/21/17 - Fortune
I was honestly 9/10 LITTY LIT LIT ✨
pre drank/smoked at Rev’s for Jiya’s 22nd!!
we didn’t even bowl man, we just came for the cheap drinks and shots...literally
you know that feeling when you’re lit as fuck, and you think you can hold yo own tryna flex on everyone, making them think you’re sober as hell? Then you feel extra proud of yourself for confidently doing so?...yeah no.
the drunk video I record of Iggy and I...RIP.
WE’RE ACTUALLY IMBECILES.
got our stamps and took pics inside before meeting up with Sarah, Rashi, Mich, Eunice, Weng, Lion, Miggs, Zach, Kat and her (annoying asssss hell) friend to blaze outside of Fortune
honestly, homegirl was so lit I just remember tearing up the dance floor and not giving a single fuck in the world, because that’s really how it should be LOL
...wishful thinking
but f’real f’real, here are the key points of the night that I remember:
Mich dancing with a guy
Katherine then getting sloppy seconds
Eunice’s pants ripping
me everyone wanting to kill Kat’s guy friend who apparently was gay but was trying to shove his dick up in all of us (BOI BYE)
Rashi going aggressively wild with a white guy, but left him because she was getting bored (who r u)
Zach was bein’ a little on the annoying side too
WILD THOUGHTS WENT ON AND IKJOT WAS IN THE BATHROOM CALLING HER BROTHER. S M F H. 🙄
Ikjot getting this guy’s life story when Dunc was right across the street in the car waiting for us lmaoooo g2g!!
HAPPY 20TH SARAH AND RASHI! 😊
- Okay.....SO HOME GIRL IS HELLA LATE ON THIS ONE BUT ITS OKAY! - Well, fortune is always asking for a good time, this was even better because it was Rashi's and Sarah's Birthday!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y'ALL!
- So before I got invited to this I actually was going to my cousin Jiya's birthday too! She was gonna do bowling at Rev's and then head down to Venue. - Me being the smart person that I am, I ended up asking Myablle to come with, just to pre-drink! HAHAHA - I literally was so proud of this plan! So we went to Rev's to pre-drink and my cousin was actually tolerable at this point! We had fun, had a few cheap drinks and what not! - After pre-drinking at Rev's, Maybelle and I head down towards Fortune! - Super excited to see everyone sorta.. not really....#BYEZACH and BYE TO MOTHA FUCKING KATHERINE'S FRIEND... - We get in and head out b/c they said they were outside, we met up with them and yenno ;) -LIT up the occasional joint. #CRIMMAJORS - The dance floor started to get packed after we headed inside! - Honestly, it was a fun night, no drama or anything. - oh, wait... - Katherine's friend is annoying AF..... like stop FLOPPING everywhere, please - He literally HURT me when he was salsa-ing?! with me... - Oh, and Eunice' pants ripped YIKES XD -Oh, and right before the night ended...this brown ass CALI BOY comes up to me talking about his life story. LIke how his how left him, and how he appreciates me telling him I wasn't single right off that bat b/c these days hoes ain't loyal ?! (YEAH YEAH [chris breezy]). Anyways... - But I mean all in all it was a good night! - Until he shows up again outside where Duncan decides to pull up onto the street and taunt him...it was pretty funny. IT WAS A LITTLY LIT LIT NIGHT
-i.b.
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Why Does Bachelor in Paradise Suck So Much This Season?
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Why Does Bachelor in Paradise Suck So Much This Season?
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Why Does Bachelor in Paradise Suck So Much This Season?
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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Calling all Bachelor Nation obsessives like myself: I think it’s time we have a *serious* talk about—I’m sure you can already guess—Bachelor in Paradise. And I don’t mean a “Who are your favourite couples?” or a “What the eff is up with the Goose?” kind of chat. No, it’s time we have a no-holds barred conversation about the state of this season. Because I can’t be the only one who thinks it kinda sucks so far, right?
Maybe we’ve been spoiled in the past by the great love stories of Jade and Tanner, and Carly and Evan. Heck, I even kind of miss the Ashley I. and Jared saga (although I do get enough of their newfound love on a daily basis through Insta stories #vom). But I refuse to believe that we don’t deserve these kind of A+ Bachelor franchise storylines in our lives every damn. season. Am I right or am I right?
As a loyal watcher of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games and—if I’m being shamefully honest—a future watcher of whatever other spin-offs the Bachelor Nation gods will surely throw my way, I expect more than what’s been delivered thus far in season 5 of BiP. The storylines are flat, the contestants suck, the drama is more forced than Garrett’s Twitter scandal apology. And—despite the fact that I still watch every week because, let’s be honest, I’m addicted to this crap—I am not here for it.
So, let’s all grab a piña colada and explore why the first three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise season 5 have been less than stellar. (At the same time, let’s all collectively pray it will get better next week, k?)
Reason #1 BiP sucks this season: The contestants
The most obvious reason Paradise sucks this season? Poor casting. First off, the girls are WAY bigger catches than the guys this time around. Minus Venmo John (who is legit a multi-millionaire—bro, WHY ARE YOU HERE?) and Colton (yes, I’m still #TeamColton) these dudes honestly all seem like kings of douchebaggery—and Chris R. is their leader. Case in point:
On top of that, the majority of this summer’s contestants are from Arie and Becca’s seasons—with a few exceptions—which obviously is going to make things a lot less interesting. All these people already know each other and hang out in the same Bachelor Nation circle. (You know at least half of them have hooked up before.) So if the producers *really* wanted this to be a good season, they should have picked from a bigger pool of Bachelor and Bachelorette castoffs. Just saying.
Reason #2 BiP sucks this season: One contestant in particular (Tia!)
It’s safe to say that I’m not Tia’s number one fan, but I can’t be the only one who has straight-up just had enough of Tia in Paradise. Like, I feel bad that she came hoping to find love with Colton and he ended up wanting to explore other options. I truly do, that sucks. But girl needs to GET OVER IT. They dated for what, a weekend? (Is a weekend fling considered dating in 2018? IDEK anymore). And, considering the very real tears Colton shed for Becca when she annoyingly showed up (*insert multiple eye rolls*), the dude clearly has enough going on.
Let me put it this way: You know that friend that’s always going on about a boy? (Don’t lie, we all have one). Well, Tia is Paradise’s version of that. So instead of getting two hours of mind-numbing TV two nights a week (which this show is supposed to offer me), I get stuck with four straight hours of Tia badmouthing Colton—who, in my eyes, really didn’t do anything wrong other than follow his sad, broken heart. So, PLS no one give Tia a rose next week and maybe the rest of this season will have a chance.
Reason #3 BiP sucks this season: The producers
At the end of the day, I truly believe it all comes down to the producers. Don’t get me wrong, I get what they’re trying to do. They want the show to do well, so they focus on the drama in an effort to make this the “most dramatic season yet” and finally put some truth to Chris Harrison’s favourite catch phrase. BUT, in focusing on all of Tia and Colton’s drama—and don’t even get me started on bringing Becca to Paradise because that was just unforgiveable—we’ve lost sight of all the real relationships.
Like seriously, where is all the love? We know that there are legit connections forming. Kevin W. and Astrid, for example, have been coupled up for the past two episodes—Kevin even turned down a date with Jubilee because he wanted to stick with Astrid (something I was slightly shook by). But have we seen more than, idk, three minutes (and that’s being generous) of these two in Paradise? No. We have, however, spent countless minutes watching Tia’s tedious dramz with both Colton and Chris unfold.
My point here is that in an effort to make this season the most dramatic ever, the producers have actually ruined it with drama we don’t care about—and, in turn, they’ve denied us the content we actually want to see.
You know the saying “if it ain’t broke”? Well, Bachelor producers, you shouldn’t have tried to fix it.
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