#i am 90% sure half of these are just angela being feral

[notstilinski]

Smosh vs Aliens Starters !

Taken from the 2024 Smosh Games' series, Smosh vs. Aliens! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers for the videos, as well! 

“Mothers are superheroes.”

“They’re trying to become a frog?”

“The tree frogs don’t have hair and soon I won’t.”

“I want to feel the poison under my body.”

“Me when a mysterious figure looks at me.”

“They always say that when you leave the windows open, you’re going to get sick right away.”

“I’m not really scared, but like, no, seriously, (Name), I saw something.”

“Oh, yeah, that’s some Gap shit.”

“What do you want to do? I just want you to be comfortable.”

“Absolutely, call me anytime, and I will be there within five minutes.”

“No. If anything, you’re dead to me for the next twenty-four hours.”

“Oh, believe me, I have. Have they all ended well? Maybe not.”

“It’s just the way the anger flows in this family.”

“(Name) is a special kid.”

“You are not old enough to handle that part of life yet, right? Like many things.”

“If only there was a different “Powerpuff Girl” that was weird, that would be yours.”

“Oh, signs of emotional eating. I love it.”

“You know, lying is against the law.”

“I was worried that I would feel like I need, but I really don’t. You guys are equally fucking weird.” 

“You should never use that kind of language around your family.”

“I’m sweating from the inside out.”

“People aren’t supposed to die at sleepovers!”

“My dad said it’s my fault, but it’s not.”

“I’ve never seen anyone naked besides my mom.”

“Now you’re scared, bitch?!”

“It’s not a test. I need you to open the door, (Name).”

“(Name)… (Name). I like you.”

“(Name) has been swearing a lot since you’ve been gone.” 

“(Name), you’re going to have to kill your mom to save us fucking freaks.”

“We have to go! They’re at their worst. This is really bad.”

“Okay, we need this cat to fucking murder our friend.”

“This is a full alien wearing a (Name) suit.”

“I love when they say fire.”

“Nothings stronger than a child going through divorce.”

“The nuclear family is dead.”

“We don’t have to die! We can be made better.”

“Bitch is an endearing term in our language.”

“Hey, you know it’s really messed up on this planet to kill kids. It’s really messed up!”

“I’m not trying to kill you. Who said anything about killing?”

“Do not leave me here! Do not leave me here!”

“Do not bully me right now! You’re fucking dead, bitch!"