#i am 5’5 and i’m fucking lethal. i’m quick. you won’t even see me coming.
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edsbacktattoo · 10 months ago
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GOD the only response to the question “ofmd s3, david zaslav?” should have been “omg of course 🫶 how much money do u want babygirl? a squillion?? here is my credit card ✨ buy yourself something nice, princess. twelve episodes? babe i wouldn’t have it any other way 🥰💕you’re perfect ofmd and i love you.” for a question that only had one possible answer this complete ass-wart still somehow managed to pull out a “no. simply die” bitch where is your fucking whimsy?? have you no lust for life? WHERE IS YOUR JOY?????
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