#i also use a bunch of elipses. fuck how do you spell that-

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

hhhhh i got bored so here's dumb, like. summaries. or whatever. of all of tengoku's games. uhhhh. enjoy i guess.

tengoku karate man: why are the lyrics so hard to understand-

rhythm tweezers: i. REALLY don't think vegetables should be growing hair. why isn't this more concerning. also why are they alive what-

marching orders: fgtgychfhf GIRLS-

spaceball: why are the zoom outs such a focal point. you can't rely on visuals in marching orders either-

clappy trio: wow can't believe rhythm heaven said trans rights

tengoku remix 1: okay but like. was the clappy trio always called the clappy trio like. even when the conductor was part of it. do they not know how numbers work-

sneaky spirits: counting: the game

samurai slice origins: counting: the game but it's actually fun- w a i t . if you get enough inputs right. the wandering samurai's eye glows blue. SANS UNDERTALE IS THAT YOU-

rat race: i got nothing

sick beats: bootleg doctor mario

bon odori: AND SOOOO WE TURN AROUUNNND AND DONDO PANPA, HAAAAAAA, BON ODORIIIII- DONDO PANPA, DONDO PANPA, DON PAN PAN- DONDO PANPA, DONDO PANPA, DON PAN PAN- DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH *silent pan pan*

remix 2: why. of all games. does THIS have randomization?

wizard's waltz: 3/4: the game

showtime: s w i n g - yes i know sneaky spirits and bon odori are also in swing time. it's more noticeable here tho

bunny hop: what is it with japan and rabbits and space-

tram & pauline: ,,, i'd make a furry joke but actually like. when i posted that one meme about how rhythm heaven girls are better than real life girls i was talking to someone in the comments and they were like "how old is pauline" and i. REALLY don't know how to feel about that-

space dance: CHAR-LATE DITZY DOWN PU-PU-PU-P U N C H

remix 3: KOI NO MIROKU, KOI NO TSUKI DEE- uhhhhhhh that's all i got romanization wise-

quiz show: no ♥️

night walk: this is a reference to a. thing. that. plays music. or something. idk really. it's called the play-yan tho so. yeah

power calligraphy: so is this in swing. cuz the practice music sounds swung but like. it's not with the other swing games in remix 6. so

polyrhythm: ,,, at one point i had a whole fuckin' HEADCANON for the widget stuff and i just remembered that- fuck 😔

rap men: seems gay to meeeeee

tengoku remix 4: okay but this is just like. super good. why don't people talk about it more. it's not too repetitive or anything and it also bops

bouncy road: ah man it's adhd hell

ninja bodyguard: adhd hell continues

toss boys: is this polyamory- also uh. japanese. idk i can't remember remix 6 toss boys super well right now

fireworks: "it's round, ooh~" thanks silver. idk what i'd do without that translation

tap trial: the giraffe is both the worst part,,, and the best part-

(somehow i. forgot. remix 5. just like. completely? it's like. an anime opening tho. so. yeah)

snappy trio: there's an unused four on the floor version of this

bon dance: DONDO PANPA PANPA DONDO, PAN PANPA PAN-

cosmic dance: i. is this rhythm hell- why are the cosmo dancers in rhythm hell-

rap women: lesbians

turbo tap trial: the camel should've been used

remix 6: aw man surely this is it right- dAMNIT-

tengoku karate man 2: tempo down

rhythm tweezers 2: adhd hell resumes

ninja reincarnate: tengoku really did look at people with adhd and go "fuck you" huh-

night walk 2: this is another reference to the play-yan. apparently. idk i just think killing play-yan's funny-

marcher 2: i got nothing

tengoku remix 7: 1 + 2 + 4 = 7

bouncy road 2: now this. this is true adhd hell-

toss boys 2: yay they aren't in the void anymore, good for them

polyrhythm 2: no wait. THIS is true adhd hell-

spaceball 2: thank god for megamix mods, now i can experience tempo go brr

sneaky spirits 2: don't think this was. the best. color choice

tengoku remix 8: the overall slowest remix. it's like. 108.5 bpm or something like that

,,, yeah i'm tired-