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seijurosempress · 4 years ago

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@shoichee I hope this meets your expectations✨ (Bc I refuse to tolerate any more bullying today. Also- Matchup under the cut)

First, I just want to say- I’m sorry. (but not really). I know our love for Hayama runs deep but the moment you choose violence with him, that’s it for you. RIP. It was nice knowing you 😔 But, remember when we first spoke and I asked you if you shipped yourself with Imayoshi and you refused to answer my question? Well- [Insert ‘Surprise shawty’ tik tok audio]

Best Match: Imayoshi Shoichi

Your subconscious knew what it was doing when you picked out your URL. The moment you said you related to Dazai and then proceeded to talk about socioeconomic issues revolving around globalization while we simultaneously talked about dumb stuff I knew there were only a few guys that could handle your energy and Imayoshi hands down tops that list

Even though Hanamiya out of all people might say Imayoshi doesn’t have the best personality, I actually think you two can balance each other out and understand each other in a way other people may not be able to

Honestly, right off the bat, y’all will probably bond over some form of teasing. Whether it’s making some remark aimed directly at the other, or one of you takes a jab at someone else and the other happens to overhear, it will be the start of a beautiful relationship

Gemini and Leo’s have really good chemistry so it’s no surprise you’ll manage to get along, regardless of your- argumentative natures.

You two are like the two sides of the same coin. While he presents himself as a kind and easy going person, speaking politely to others- until he inevitable shows them his real personality- you, on the other hand, can come off a little cold and critical, scaring people off when you first meet them even though you’re genuinely kind and easy going once you start to talk to them

If you guys meet purely by chance, maybe you’re in the same class, you’re introduced because of a mutual friend, or because one of you overheard the other, the moment you hear how the other carries themselves in a conversation will automatically peek your interest.

Have you ever seen that meme where they’re like “oh you wanna kiss me so bad”? yea, that’s you two. I can see you getting into the most amusing squabble, just trying to throw the other one off, Imayoshi smirking if and when one of his comments goes right over your head

You’re both pretty smart (I spent a solid hour trying to double check this and still failed but I’m like 80% sure his IQ is pretty up there) so I can see you two meeting because of that too

Scenario:

Imayoshi is just minding his business, checking the updated class rankings posted in the hall across your classroom. Why? He doesn’t know, if he’s being honest. It’s not like anyone could ever surpass him, he’s been at the top of his class each time since his firs- What’s this? He got bumped down? Who the hell are you? Wait no, he knows who you are. He’s heard your name before countless times, mostly followed by your voice as it traveled throughout the hallways, your laugh bubbling out of your small frame soon after in reply to whichever friend had just made a funny remark. Funny. You didn’t seem all that smart at first glance, could he have actually... made a mistake? His gaze flickers to the other side of the hall where he immediately found you, eyes wide and a small smile adorning your features as you listened to your classmate speak. A low hum escapes him as he analyzes your appearance once more. He notices the way your makeup highlighted your already attractive features, the small accessories added to your uniform making you look put together and stylish. Maybe he had underestimated you, he though as he saw you take your turn to speak, your answer leaving your classmate open mouthed with a baffled expression. He felt the slight tug on his lips, the beginning of a small smirk forming on his face as you smiled widely at the response you had gotten. However, the amusement only lasted a split second, his features falling in disbelief when you turned around, tripping over your own feet and falling face first into the open classroom door. “What are you staring at?” Someone, probably Sato, asks as he strolls up beside him. “Nothing” he sighs, adjusting his glasses on his face. Is it really nothing though? a small voice inside him asks just as a series of curse words and noises fall from your lips, eliciting his own to quirk up into an amused, lopsided smile. Even if it is “nothing” for now, don’t be surprised when both of you “coincidentally” find yourselves bumping into each other more often from now on as he tries to figure you out.

I can see him realizing he has feelings for you while you two are hanging out. Maybe you two will be studying after you asked him to tutor you in math since it’s his best subject, or well, attempting to study at least as you’re nearing half an hour of your 5 minute snack break. He’ll probably be doodling in his notebook while you scroll through Instagram, and it’s not until he looks up to see you so focused on whatever was on the other side of the screen, your fingers quickly tapping away as a smile pulled at your lips that he asks what you’re doing. Without a second thought, you absentmindedly tell him about whatever argument you’re getting into in the comments section under a random photo you came across before you’re back to focusing on the matter at hand.

His whole trademark is that he’s good at analyzing people, and as a Gemini, he is not an exception to his own skills. He’ll suddenly come to the realization that, while he enjoys pushing people’s buttons, he enjoys the thought of you two being a team even more. While you can be loud and social, making and laughing at jokes, you also know when to get serious and get stuff done, something that that he would appreciate considering he likes respectful and considerate girls.

The problem now is- he may be aware of his feelings...but are you?

He’ll probably try out multiple ways to hint at his feelings towards you but they’ll just go right over your head. In your mind, you can’t see anyone having any romantic feelings towards you and sure he may be acting a little weird, but you’d probably just shrug it off as it being all in your imagination.

Meanwhile the whole time Imayoshi is just standing there like- Is she serious? No one can be this oblivious???? but yet ✨here you are✨

Now it’s his turn to be frustrated by your conversations because you’re just not getting it? So he decides to try something more straight forward. Girls like pickup lines, right?

He could literally see the moment your brain stopped working. Your face flushed red as a nervous giggle bubbled out of you. All common sense left your body as you made finger guns at him, giving him a slight nod before turning around and walking quickly out the room

it would take you a few minutes to collect yourself, strolling back in the room 30 minutes later, leaning against the same spot you left him moments prior and giving him a pickup line of your own. *queue Imayoshi’s mischievous smirk* “Oh? Is that so?” (he’s such a little shit he’ll probably pretend like he didn’t say anything first to get back at you)

I can see this going back and forth for a while until he finally asks you out on a date, but this time he’ll make sure to do it in a way that will prevent you from escaping and leaving him alone and confused again

Your PDA is most likely kept to a minimum, partly because of your Venus in Virgo and partly because he doesn’t like spontaneity. Your outward relationship will consist of hand holding and pecks but that doesn’t mean your private life remains the same, just because you’re dating now doesn’t mean you’re suddenly immune to his habits or him to yours

You say you want to spend some quality time together? “How about a movie night?” he asks, his smile deceiving you long enough to trap you in his arms as a scary movie plays in his blacked out bedroom. “I don’t like scary movies” you whine, your body pressing into his and a pout pulling at your lips as he “innocently” chuckles, “Oh really? I must have forgotten”

You say you’re a bit cynical about relationships but I think it’s because your Neptune, Pluto and Lilith are ruled by air signs. This means you enjoy spontaneity and creativity in what you do and therefore always gravitate to doing things in which your outcome depends on yourself and not other people. Imayoshi is the kind of person that respects other people’s needs as we can see when he allows Aomine to skip practice if that’s what works for him. This will help you maintain a healthy balance in your relationship, allowing you to be able to feel more at ease and not trapped or like you have to be a certain way with one another

You decide to keep pursuing dancing? He’s proud of you, and will not hesitate to show off and boast about your achievements to the rest of the team

You had a rough week and you want to spend the whole day gaming with headphones on? It’s fine he’ll take the opportunity to relax and go fishing

On the other hand, you want to go shopping? Suddenly he’ll find himself walking hand in hand with you as you and his sister stop at every single store only to leave with more bags that you can carry.

At first, you would insist you could both take care of yourselves at the mall, but he soon found out that you two should not be left alone. She might be his sister but she’s younger and impressionable and she looks up to you? And you can be a bit scatterbrained so you lose track of her time so you always end up bringing her back really late, along with an armful of shopping bags that he’ll only have to go back and return within the week because being hasty runs in his family and his sister didn’t pay much attention to how much money she was spending

Overall- I think that what really makes you a good match is your ability to communicate with one another. Both of you are pretty honest and straightforward (although your executions are vastly different) which will help you navigate through any obstacles in your relationship

You keep each other on your toes and bring fun into your relationship while also settling down, talking about serious stuff and getting genuine advice from one another when you need it the most. The balance you maintain allowing a stable foundation for the relationship to grow and blossom. He did something hasty? It’s okay, you know exactly what to do to fix it. Someone keeps hitting on you insistently? He’s already walked over to intimidate him to go away. You want to spend quality time together but he wants to go fishing? There you are by his side, scribbling in your notebook and reciting your poetry to him as he listens carefully with a small smile on his face that you’ll definitely not tease him about later. You need help with your math again? he’ll tutor you in exchange for you making him a bento with his favorite meal. Until he learns that you somehow burned half the rice and left the other half uncooked. Perfect balance of give and take.

Bonus: Takao Kazunari

You are literally the girl version of Takao omg. (I literally JUST got your message about being the new Takao too smh I know I’m slow but let me finish this first)

You two are so alike and you would make the most chaotic duo but as much as I want to ship you two, I can just see you two being really good friends so I feel the need to include him in this

Midorima would be so done with your shit, he’d probably see you two together and immediately turn around and start walking the other way because he just KNOWS you’re bound to gang up and bully him

The first time you saw is lucky item you probably burst out laughing and thought he was joking until you saw his face flush red

After that, every time you ask about it he just grumbles out his answer, still salty about your initial reaction

Takao never fails to remind you either, trying to hold back his laugh whenever you try to make it up to Midorima but he ends up ignoring you, or you somehow just manage to make it worse

When it’s just you and Takao, you could be minding your business when suddenly one of you makes ONE singular little comment and that just sets off the other, adding onto it until both of you are crying with laughter

Honestly, the only time I can see you taking one another seriously is when you’re having discourse

He’s an optimistic person while you’re a realist which can set off some very interesting discussions between the two of you, your argumentative nature leading both of you to talk about anything and everything as you challenge the other’s ideologies

If you decide to try out a relationship, it’ll be filled with excitement and adrenaline, both of you needing very little persuasion to try out new things

You’ll be his partner in crime and he’ll be yours. You want to mess a bit with your younger neighbors? Why not? You want to go check out the new mall a few town’s over because they have a store you’ve been wanting to check out for months? He’s your man.

While the relationship is fun, you both can get a little ahead of yourselves, going with the flow and getting sucked into your own world; you’ll need someone to ground you

Usually, this role can be plaid by Midorima but it proves to be a bit problematic when he’s nowhere in sight

The amount of times you two have lost track of time or gotten caught up in something because you ran into some friends or even met new people and got lost in conversation, by this point Midorima has probably given up trying to keep track of your whereabouts when you’re together

I wouldn’t be surprised if you two ended up making your own language. He’s good with kids and bad at being quiet while you enjoy making new words and trying out sound effects which he would without a doubt find amusing. You’d probably go as far as to make children believe they’re actual words, could you imagine Midorima’s face when he goes over to Takao’s house and his younger sister starts talking to him in the made up words you taught her

Ultimately while your personalities are very alike, you tend to clash at the wrong points and it would take you working together to compromise to make a romantic relationship work

Both of you surround yourself by others, often finding yourself in the middle of everything, your personality constantly making other people gravitate towards you. This can prove conflicting when you’re together as now you’d have to learn how to share the spotlight, so to say

While you love fashion and makeup and shopping, the poor man just wants to enjoy his trading cards

Although you should use it to your advantage and make him drive you around in Princess Mia’s Midorima’s carriage.

Your might also find yourself more often than not at a crossroads, your realist point of view conflicting with his positivity which can lead to arguments between you two

Overall- a relationship with you would be exciting. There would never be a dull moment and you’d constantly encourage the other to have new experiences and make the most of your time. But moving into a more romantic territory would mean that you’d have to learn how to prioritize things in your life, knowing when to buckle down and get things down and how to successfully come to terms with and work out your differences.

Sidenote: I meant to make these a little longer but my brain cell only has so much KNB knowledge stored in her small little filing cabinet that may or may not be a single folder covered in dust and stuffed in some corner

#matchup request #[🏀].asks #i meant to have this ready early today #but i may or may not have fallen asleep #sorry #i'm slow #it really took me a whole ass week to write #but to be fair #i struggled a bit with your mans #bc I went strictly off what I could gather from the anime #which are CRUMBS

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bionicdragonguardian1 · 5 years ago

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Ranma 2/4

Part Two: Chapter 13 - 25

Unless someone comes up with a better name I’m sticking with this one

HOW tf is the principal crazier than before?!

Yup, spreading out the Kuno-Principal thing

Is Sasuke seriously an anime-only?!?

Like I said Ryoga needs to chill a little first

Main reason I don’t like Ukyo That scene where she blatantly states she’s fine with turning Ranma into something he’s not rather than helping him

(Ignoring the near constant amount of undermining his abilities)

“I’m gonna cheer him up” as she holds a sword! Why?!

Ranma you dummy, hug Akane!

I hate this demon/ghost cat

Shampoo, you manipulative bitch

Akane learns to swim like a normal person

The lifeguard in me can’t do it

The principal is background shenanigans

Totally forgot about the kid who wants to play video games and is “weak” bc of it

Definitely need to find a different reason tho

Lazy little shits are a pain

Also his mom is crap

Akane… why you be dumb?

Weird Happosai is Santa plot…

What is with the Excalibur meets lucky 1000 meets fairy godmother?

Good news is, with what I’ve done to Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse Ranma knows Kuno wouldn’t give him that wish and calls it quits sooner

Someone just needs to explain Ranma’s really confusing sense of morality to me

Cuz it’s either on 110% or it’s nonexistent, now normally nonexistent is for Kuno but still

Look Ranma’s got ego problems but he ain’t stupid

No betting the Tendo Dojo at five!

On what planet is that a legal document?!?

Some1 tell me why Shampoo using Ranma as a stop ramp bugs me so bad

That mo when you can’t remember if the Hot Spring Challenge is when Ukyo met Shampoo in the anime…

I don’t think so…

Akane you made me need to google a word

That like never happens Ranma you idiot

So close but so far

So much more logic, thanks

I mean more insanity, but it explains why Ranma swapped clothes

Finally! Ranma apologizes

Jesus Christ someone would think I won the goddamn lotto with how loud I cheered when this happened

600% approve of this over what happened in the anime

Oof poor Ranma

Hahahaha in your face Shampoo, but I also think I know why Ranma chose it

Poor Ryoga

I KNEW this guy was coming I still hate it

YEET you can’t PAY ME to do this arc

Look, is it the fact that I had etiquette and dance classes as a child and everyone assumed this is what it was like? Probably.

It wasn’t so I won’t.

Any1 else notice how Nabiki is one of the few ppl that uses she/her when Ranma is in his cursed form no matter what?

Why does this bug me?

Akane, stop beating Ranma up, honestly

This is closer to abuse rather than teasing

*sighs*

Gotta work that out of the narrative, intentional or not

Every1 sayin she’s violent isn’t helping

Like I said really fucking morally GREY Nabiki

How grey can you go before you get black?

Let’s find out together

Can everyone PLEASE stop treating Ranma like an object?!

I literally can’t tell if Nabiki is fucking Aro or not…

STRESS

Why is this so hard?!

I hate seeing Akane cry

I know she’s playing Ranma like a kazoo, but the point still stands

WHY ARE YOU TWO SO DUMB?!

Nope, nevermind it’s just Ranma that’s a fuckin idiot I blame Genma

No, I’m not kidding

*sighs* I don’t condone Nabiki doing this in any way just for the record THAT’S not an apology Ranma!

This mess is totally your fault Nabiki

STRESS

am I intentionally pointing out where this work of fiction is stressing me out since I’m now online schooling and suffering for it? Yes, fuck off.

Actually, don’t.

But Fuck Covid19

Aww his hat’s back!

Why do I love his hat so much?

No, seriously Akane’s so cute!

Oooww tree

y’know the sec she realized what Ranma was doing Nabiki should’ve TOLD him!

Congrats Ranma ya got the wrong sis- I mean the right- but wrong- dammit y’know what I mean

Some1 give me a logical explanation for why Ranma goes on a date with a panda doodle, PLEASE

I do appreciate the epic battle background fight for the anime

Further proof that Happosai sucks

Manga name’s somehow less believable I think it’s the use of “snowman” rather than “yeti”

Did Soun just find out that Pchan is Ryoga, and say nothing?

Ooo, Imma commit arson

Remember when I said obey Physics and Medical, I meant it

Arson is wrong and I know this but “transgender bitch” crosses the line

I will do it

Shampoo is a fucking yandere psycho

Just sayin “we’ll see who can get him first”

honestly, any other group and I’d be annoyed, but these four can’t work together for shit I

’m still pissed at Taro, but he can kill Happosai, please

I can’t tell if Shampoo, Mousse and Ryoga are being purposefully obtuse or not

I just reread their names I know the answer to at least two of them

Idk how I feel about Kuno-amnesia we’ll see

yep, Kuno gives me the creeps w or w/out his memories

kinda wish this was anime

jesus christ, poor Ranma

press f to pay respects for Ranma’s stomach

InstaRegret

Also Ukyo’s assumption that some1 can make Ranma doing anythin he doesn’t want to is crap

Like HELLO! Wake up moron!

Nabiki, I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up

You’re making it worse

Also TALK to each other you ding dongs!

OH RIGHT! I almost forgot about the biggest fucking insult that Ukyo said of her own freewill!

It also proves that she doesn’t know Ranma as a person AT ALL!

It’s not a pick one or the other kind of thing

The fact that she thinks Ranma would accept that is insulting

The fact that she thinks that is insulting and makes me hate the patriarchy

Again, treating him like a prize than a person

*tries not scream, sighs*

Nabiki, you’re the cause of at least 30% of the stress I get from this

You having feelings ain’t the fucking problem here Ukyo, you not acknowledging Ranma’s is

I hate fake criers, anyone who does this I hate you

Always let others in on your plans, kids

When’s every1 gonna realize Ranma’s “wishy-washy” cuz no one’s ever committed to HIM before?

This episode confused me, I’m prepared to be MORE confused

Less confused, I’m surprised

Gonsunkugi, you creep

There is SO much wrong with this

*shudders*

WHAT?!

Y’know I didn’t think Gosunkugi could surprise me, I was wrong

Happosai still sucks unfortunately for all of us he’s now weird on top of it

I love how much Ranma needs to be kicked in the teeth to get any character development out of him

Ryoga is my #1 choice for it, always

Ranma… why are you like this?

Genma, emotional range of a goddamn wall

I am jealous of Ranma’s brain

I could be SO mean with the Shishihokodan

Also, are they implying that Ryoga has depression?

Gimme Ranma’s brain

I won’t ask for his confidence cuz that’s impossible but I want his brain

In Akane’s defense, given what she knows she couldn’t’ve known how badly that would affect Ryoga

I ain’t gonna say “leave Shampoo” cuz that’s cruel

I like the “turn into a Cat” rather than the “Can’t Cross” & the use of New Year’s rather than random but this still brings around the fact that she doesn’t LISTEN to him

Mousse you’re NOT helping in fact you’re actively making it worse did you miss when he said blatantly “I don’t wanna”

oh, sure, NOW you’re ok with it

ugh Mousse, you have a brain, I’ve SEEN you use it. Do so now.

This entire episode weirded me out

IDK if it’s the age-dff or the fact that he was makin it up and somehow everyone thought this was okay …

I won’t YEET it but MASSIVELY change

heheheh

Light bulb

NOPE I’m keeping this surprise to myself

it was a rather sweet end tho

Oh, this episode is a mess and a half, honestly

Also Nabiki, congrats you’ve literally enabled a stalker S

o many laws are broken here

okay, so Kodachi not being in on Ranma’s secret after so long makes sense purely because she doesn’t go to their school

however, with what i’ve done to make Kuno marginally less dumb it makes a little bit less sense…

I literally hate Kuno with what I’ve done to his logic of Ranma’s transformation, but that’s the point Kodachi… how do I handle you… oh, duh!

Ok, so Kodachi is now also terrible

I’m trying to figure out where this is in the plot since there is ZERO

Ok, there’s a LINE, Nabiki

This one would be touching, if it didn’t end the way it does

TALK gentlemen!

It won’t kill you

Fuck a parent that says they’re not your parent for no reason, EVER

I am going to make this hurt

Also gonna take out Genma’s fail at stealth

Remember I said Akane’s going to learn to cook

heheheh

sorry, I just love this idea

Oh this is SO against the rules it’s not even funny

tiny adjustment so they actually have quasi-competent referees

Crazy wants crazy?I won’t stop ‘em

I reiterate: CHEATING!

I am aware that the “ending” apparently sets them back to the start in terms of their relationship but I swear to God if they pretend shit like this didn’t happen I will scream

Someone ships something other than Akane x Ranma PLEASE explain why/how

don’t ship bash but I would insight when you explain

STICK TO CANON

please trust me, I’m a multi/poly/crack shipper

(for frame of reference to a bnha I ship DabiHawks)

I understand the appeal of Fanon

however, I would like to stick to Canon here

so no Fanon

Canon Only

Fully love that high kick

Genma shows Ranma’s secret here, but they already know… so… I shall find out

Ooo, you’re not getting out of this Ranma

Do you know how tempting it is for Akane to at least tell Ranma she’s a girl- oh wait gendered sports… right…

Ranma…

if you didn’t realize it was Akane when she hit you for calling her klutzy I can’t help you

I want to commit arson at some of the comments…

but can confirm that these are HS boys

Doesn’t mean I gotta like it

I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait before tearing into Nodoka

FINALLY

Took me WAY too long to remember that Nodoka calling Ranko tomboyish is due to how he speaks in Japanese

I’ll need to figure that out since… English

Can I explode on Genma’s choice to take Ranma at TWO?!

Can I further explode on both of them for making a TWO YEAR OLD “sign” a Seppuku Pledge?!

I hate both of them, honest

ALSO communication!

Genma! Just fucking TELL HIM!

Making her transphobic is SO tempting

I don’t mean in a “i hate you” way I mean in a “I sheltered my whole life” way

It’s still bad, and painful, but she can easily learn from that

Or be worse, this could go 2 ways

I feel so bad for Akane for this entire conversation

Also poor Ranma like ouch…

Awkward

I’m going to make this hurt something fierce

Slight change since I’m hoping Ranma isn’t as “peak fight or flight” by this point

Genma don’t be an asshole for FIVE MINUTES

Please, that’s all I want

If she doesn’t learn the truth before the end I will make a bad decision

Really, I will

Don’t kill Genma, you can’t

Akane, don’t say like you wouldn’t… honestly

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, honestly, just look the other way Ranma

*sigh*

Ranma…

See, this kind of crap here is why I really don’t like Cologne

any other day Akane’d be right

oof, that means he self aware that girls flock to him

I’m quite frustrated by that if I’m honest

Ranma is clueless about all the wrong things

I love him but God I wanna punch him sometimes

Why is there a swing from the ceiling?!

I had a jolt from the way they set that panel up, thanks

Are you trying to kill me?!

Thank you Cologne, now fuck off

Oh thank God, at least he learned

This is nonanime stuff so I have no clue what’s happening but anything to make Happosai miserable

I’m enjoying this immensely

ugh, “think of it as a compliment” ghost

Eat me

okay, yeah, as much as I want him dead, that’s worse

I’m glad he’s not a one-and-done character

I will forever ONLY call him Taro when it is NonDialogue

Wait Saffron as in big-bad Saffron?

I literally only know pieces of the end so I’m just pulling from what I know

Lol, wait… was that soldier Anime only too?

I almost liked you there for a sec Taro

Now I’m pissed again

bravo

Oh, YIKES

… if Ranma falls into the Spring of Drowned Twins would he split?

I’m not going to DO IT, obviously!

I’m just curious okay…

that answers that… and kills anyone other than Ranma’s plan to turn back to normal I hope everyone is aware of that

oof

Since when is there a castle on an island in Japan

tis just a scratch, I’ll admit that was funny

Ranma… your stomach gets you in so many problems

ok, that was wholesome

I approve

Okay, so my understanding is that Mrs. Tendo got sick, so I can understand the reactions to Kasumi

BUT I still find it odd because… well… anyone in my house gets sick and you mostly can’t even tell I mean, minus a worse attitude and a mask, other than that though, nope we keep ‘er movin’

I’m moving this section sooner EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

I like her mom’s cookbook tho

I could make a Ranma x Ryoga joke here, but I won’t

I also won’t make a Ranma x Ryoga joke chapter cuz I’m nice like that

Actually I might have no choice

I’m FINE just dying

Help

my multishipper heart is dying here

I love this

InstaRegret for THREE people

If nothing else, I’m impressed

(well three once Ranma’s back to normal)

I need help

Fangirling/Fanboying/Fanpeopling is dangerous folks, remember that

Poor Ryoga

Though I too feel that right now like where do I look because everything coming in at mach 6

I’m changing that one scene tho cuz I can’t justify the aftermath without it

This… is… weird to say the least

I feel like I should just expect anything with Gosunkugi remotely involved to be weird at this point

okay, not as weird as I expected

glad it was short tho

I think I am officially out of anime terf

YAY, new content!

This is why I ask about any ship that isn’t Ranma x Akane

Also, names?

That- that- that can’t...

I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

EWWW

gross

WHY?!?!!

also, biology, that’s not how that works!!

You two ARE idiots

Ryoga you die I’ll kill you

Well… that hurt to see so quick…

Ranma, get up!

I officially hate this Herb guy

ok, so if you put HOT water in the ladle do you stay that way forever?

Alright! Way to go Ryoga!

I need to stop shipping Rivals it’s bad for my health

fucking eat it you dick!

Poor Akane

nevermind, Ranma you idiot

awwwww

ok, so that whole no more Anime-content… I was wrong, and I admit that, but still

I’m just thinking of my bff when they realize she’s an adult cuz, yeah, she’s like that too

except like physically an adult unlike tiny-Hinako

oh MY GOD Ukyo you’re driving me up the goddamn wall I swear!

THANK YOU AKANE!

“You’re all Ranma’s fiancées” when only one of them actually is

GIANT SIGH OF ANNOYANCE

Ranma, learn to communicate, PLEASE!

Okay… so is this where they figured it out or are some ppl still in the dark?

TIMELINE!!

Honestly, mood Ranma, mood

This entire plot line confuses me if I’m being totally honest

I mean I live for the Akane focus, but there are so many better ways to do this

#ranma ½ #ranma 1/2 #ranma saotome #ranma #akane tendo #nabiki tendo #kasumi tendo #soun tendo #genma saotome #nodoka saotome #tatewaki kuno #kodachi kuno #full series au #bc I know no restraint #I'm doing this to distract from stress shut up #don't judge me #COVID19 binge watch

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baby-fites · 5 years ago

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u spoiled me and now im back for more, hc's of your favorite bnha characters? swf nsfw whatever u feel :-)

Oh I spoiled u but consider u spoiled me do u have any idea how much I love that bird? My faves tho that’s a long list I’m gonna narrow it down to the ones i have oc ships with but thats also still a long list lmfao. under the cut bc its fuckin a lot

SFW

Deku

-Worlds most intense cuddler, won’t even let go if he rolls over, he just picks up his partner and pulls them over to his other side.

-Knows every detail about them, favorite food, favorite color, blood type, birthday, height, quirk stats, favorite song, general daily routine. He has it memorized and in person it’s a little creepy, He means well though he’s just overzealous.

-Will ask them about their quirk constantly and when they stop talking has follow up questions, and follow up follow up questions. and follow up follow up q- He asks a lot.

Ururaka

-Does that really cute thing where she lies on her stomach and kicks her legs up in the air when she’s talking to a partner, you know she’s really excited about what they’re saying because her legs kick faster and she wiggles in place.

-Has a little scribble pad she brings with her to doodle in, usually she draws hearts and flowers and writes down things she’ll need to remember later.

-Cries when she gets gifts, especially food. She’ll take the food she won’t turn it down, she’s just tearin up a lil bit.

Tamaki

-Once he’s close enough and trusting enough he’ll start hiding his face in his partner instead of a wall- depending on where they are because pda can also be nerve-wracking.

-If he gets a call from his crush he will ignore it. Usually Nejiri will pick up and he will ask her to tell them he’s dead.

-No matter how long or committed your relationship is he still doesn’t really like talking on the phone. He can manage it for you if you need him or if there’s an emergency, but it still makes him anxious in general.

Tokoyami (yes again)

-Knows calligraphy and it shows because that’s how he writes out those long ass love letters and poems. They’re always beautiful.

-He’ll also fold said letters into little paper stars or cranes or other little origami animals, whatever the favorite of the person they’re written for is.

-He’s the kind of person who would want his partner to wear his jacket or ring or something- anything of his just to remind them of him always.

Shigaraki

-Doesn’t know what a feelings is.Seriously though liking someone makes him feel fucked up and scared and uncomfortable and he’ll simultaneously avoid them and stand in the same room as them at an uncomfortable rate. He won’t talk or even look at them when they look at him but he’s just There and the second they look away he stares so hard they can feel it.

-Will go through cycling phases of putting himself on the other side of the room and directly next to them. He’s either afraid to touch them or needs to be pressed as close as possible, and only he can decide when, approaching him first is a terrible idea he’ll bail.

-Not a cuddler at all but as touch starved as he is if he shares a bed with someone half the time he can’t help lightly resting his back to theirs.

Mr. Compress

-He tries to be a romantic but it doesn’t work. Pulls flowers out of his sleeves. pulls a tablecloth off the flat table revealing a fully set up candle lit dinner. It’s so cheesy and bad. He tips his fucking hat. Pulls their chair out for them, opens doors. Like dude come on.

-Compresses their stuff so they think its missing then SoMeHoW is the one to find it. He truly believes this is smooth. It’s not.

-Makes up random things wrong with his arm and asks them to look at it, no matter how much knowledge they have of robotics.

NSFW

Deku (age 18+)

-He cums so much. So Much. He didn’t used to but it’s a consistent side affect of OFA. The first time he had a wet dream in the dorms Todoroki caught him washing the sheets after and bluntly asked if he’d wet the bed.

-Makes the most high pitched breathy sounds, he tries so hard to hold it together and be the strong tough silent type he thinks he’s supposed to be but he can’t do it, his breath hitches and he tears up and he can’t hold in his whiny little moans.

-at one point I said Tamaki does this bc he does but Deku also cries during sex. Every time. He just loves the person he’s with so much and he feels so good and he can’t help it he’s a crier in general.

Ururaka (age 18+)

-Is never sure what she’s supposed to sound like so she tries to hold her hand over her mouth and stifle herself, or she tries talking but she can never form a full sentence so it’s usually her chanting ‘yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah” and trying to announce when she’s going to cum.

-Really likes having her boobs played with but is embarrassed as hell about it. She’d love giving a titjob but she’d be red in the face the whole time. Suck on her nipples and she’ll be soaked in minutes.

-Sometimes thinks about what 0-gravity sex would be like. She’s kinda bummed that she’d get too nauseated to try it.

Tamaki (age 18 +)

-Even after a relationship has started he’ll still be too nervous to get it up sometimes. He ends up either walking out or shoving his head into a pillow. He needs patience.

-No he won’t gain his partners appearance or quirk if he gives them oral, but he always really, really wants to. And he’s really, really good at it.

-He loves the idea of blindfolding his partner so they can’t look at him, it takes so much of the pressure off. Of course he’s too shy to ask for that

Tokoyami (age 18+)

-Really likes having his feathers pulled, not hard enough to pull them out but just like you’d pull someones hair.

-Would get insta-hard from the prospect of candle lit sex complete with silk sheets and rose petals he’d be so into it.

-His feathers get all fluffed up when he cums and it’s really, really cute.

Shigaraki

-Doesn’t want to be entirely naked for sex like. Ever. It’d take several months in a relationship for him to get past clothed grinding and the idea of being vulnerable with someone makes him feel sick.

-He’s so touch starved but also so uncomfortable being touched, he gets nauseated and sweaty and he feels gross but then the second he’s not being touched he wants it back asap. Progressing a sexual relationship is VERY stop and go with him.

-Won’t ask for what he wants but also won’t let his partner initiate out of nowhere, they’re just supposed to know what he wants and want the same thing at the same time. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, he has the communication skills of a wet egg salad sandwich.

Mr. Compress

-Talks big game like he’s some sort of sexual gift, casually mentions being called daddy, acts like the suavest thing on earth. Get him in the sheets and it’s “Yes sir/mistress, of course, anything” He wants to get dommed real bad.

-Sends nudes. Constantly. Don’t answer his texts in public ever because the message is probably a nude. Also sends videos, he sees it as a performance and honestly gets off a lot better knowing he’s being watched.

-In the same vein he wants to jack off in front of his partner while their in the same room, just so they’ll praise him and tell him how good he looks and how well he’s doing.

#incorrectartist #midoriya izuku #ururaka ochaco #amajiki tamaki #Tokoyami Fumikage #shigaraki tomura #sako atsuhiro #this bitch long... YEET #unsafe for the workplace

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auroral-melody · 6 years ago

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Why do you ship Lucifer/Dream ? I'm just curious.

NONNY I LOVE YOU FOR GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUST YELL ABOUT THEM

As with most of the convoluted, context-less things I post (e.g., the full-on rewritten characterization of Beelzebub in Good Omens), it started with a simple conversation between myself, @procrastinatingbookworm, and @aqueeraphale…and ended up in a hence unwritten fanfic that maybe we’ll get around to eventually.

Put it this way: self-written fanfiction is the answer to why I ship them. I need to actually write it on a page for y’all. I’m not really going to go into ~Oh, My Ship Is Canon~ because it’s clearly not. I’ll point out a few things in canon I want to talk about, but this isn’t a “I ship them because [] and [] in canon” it’s a “I ship them because I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT STORIES I WROTE/MY FRIENDS WROTE”.

So how did this happen?

I’m pretty sure it started with something along the lines of generally agreeing Dream being bi, on the basis of Lucifer Pretty. Which evolved into an, “oh, that’s fun! let’s write it” RP, along with some doodles (back in May 2018. My art has improved since, and my character design thoughts, but)

Which turned into the concept that basically goes as follows

- Morpheus lonely and depressed- Death essentially brings him to Lux, to definitely set him up with Luci bc hey obvs they’re both bi disasters. Maybe see what happens- Morpheus voice I don’t dance- Death voice Okay I’m lesbian but he’s being nice and offering so I’ll dance with Luci instead- Morpheus voice [shocked pikachu meme]

Basically, it boils down to the fact that Morpheus was a very…lonely and sad person and tends to make enemies easily. Lucifer clearly doesn’t hate him, or Dream would probably be dead in a ditch, but he’s obviously engaged in their relationship as friendly rivals. Lucifer has just left Hell, and is kinda not knowing what to do with himself. He’s looking for something new and different.

They’re both incredibly touchstarved/affection-starved. Morpheus intentionally isolates himself from his friends and family, not seeking out friends, while Lucifer has spent the last billions of years completely alone in Hell.

So the setup here works pretty well. Death wants to help her brother, Lucifer is like, the one person who isn’t pissed at him, Morpheus Sad.

From then on is essentially just what we’ve written. They end up…somewhat dependent on one another for comfort because they just aren’t good at investing in any other relationships. And Death and Lucifer become more friendly.

Morpheus and Luci’s relationship is…tumultuous at best. They care for each other, but they cling so much to the One Thing they like at the moment. It’s not exactly the best thing. So the fact that Dream transformed into Daniel was pretty awful for everyone involved.

This AU fits in with the Lucifer continuity mostly based on Lucifer taking place shortly after Sandman ends. Dream is not often brought up, but allow me to go through some places where he is, and how I interpret them in context of the AU.

Obviously, this will have some spoilers. Also light NSFW art.

Lucifer (2000), issue #8.

[Image Description: Four panels of the Lucifer comic. The first is a backdrop, with Lucifer’s text saying, “But to Dream of the Endless, I imagine it would look like poaching, pure and simple. And since he’s the gamewarden he wouldn’t like that at all.” The second panel shows him holding a sword over a goddess’s son. The goddess, Izanami-no-Mikoto, looks on. She is made of stone. He says, “He’ll do it. I won’t even need to compel him. If I speak his name, he’ll come, and see what you’ve made here. So it’s your call, Queen of Death. Heads I win, and tails -- tails it all comes down.” The third panel shows the goddess holding up a hand to stop him. The fourth, the kneeling son says, “She offers atonement, Lucifer Morningstar. She offers your wings.” End description.]

In the AU, it makes a lot of sense that Lucifer would be able to easily summon Dream of the Endless with a single word. “He’ll do it. I won’t even need to compel him” is an interesting phrase. The absolute certainty in Dream’s actions – even if this is after Morpheus’s transformation (which I’m not sure of), Lucifer characterizes Dream as though he knows him well.

Oof. Lucifer: Nirvana.

[Image description: A watercolor cream and purple comic panel. In the distance, there is a boat. From the boat, Dream of the Endless says, “Bearing in mind our previous meetings, Lucifer Morningstar, might I suggest a bargain? I will ask no favors if you will offer me no gifts.” End description.]

This is the only conversation I recall in Lucifer or Sandman in which Daniel!Dream and Lucifer speak to one another. Yet Dream says,

“Bearing in mind our previous meetings, Lucifer Morningstar, might I suggest a bargain? I will ask no favors if you offer me no gifts.”

In the AU, their relationship soon after Dream becomes this version is tentative. Hostile at worst. They might be trying to figure out what comes next.

[@procrastinatingbookworm and I did write a fic on this! Find it here!]

Either way, they’ve talked before.

[Image description: A close picture, misty, cream and purple, watercolor, of a small boat, silhouetted. Dream’s silhouette is on the right, along with a small bird perched on the end of the boat. Lucifer is sitting, lounging on the left side of the boat. Lucifer says, “The situation isn’t likely to call for either. Your predecessor preferred a corkscrew to a stiletto. What’s your position?” End description.]

How did they end up on a boat in the middle of nowhere? Lucifer looks supremely comfortable, lounging, completely trusting that Dream offers him no harm. They’re standing, very awkwardly, on opposite sides of the boat.

Lucifer is making a metaphor here, regarding how Morpheus was not very to-the-point. He knew how Morpheus worked, how he thought. He’s asking in an almost affronting way: “What’s your position?” that could be interpreted as curious or as a thinly veiled hostility.

[Image description: A watercolor of Dream’s profile, somewhat silhouetted. He has white hair. He says, ‘By all means let us be direct. Someone has used human dreamers to stage an assault on you. I assure you, this someone has attracted my attention, too. The matter will be dealt with.” End description.]

Dream is taking this matter very seriously. It just seems that Morpheus may not have put as much attention into random attacks, but Dream is very involved. In the AU, this is kind of because Dream is keeping an eye out for Lucifer.

This conversation just hints, to me, of much more backstory between them.

They’ve been trying to bargain, offering favors or gifts to one another – something they don’t really have a good reason to do in the comics, except maybe to secure an alliance, but that feels…?? Well, considering the rest of the conversation…

[Image description: two panels, watercolor. The left is Lucifer’s face, and he says, “Actually I intend to deal with it myself. It would be unfortunate if our investigations hampered each other.” The right panel is of Dream, with a hand on his waist, looking down. He says, “I am interpreting that statement as a threat. Very well. This touches profoundly on my interests, but you are the injured party. Your rights are paramount.” End description.]

Lucifer is certainly difficult to make an alliance with. (Tangent, but I love this issue’s art style.) Dream still seems surprised – “Very well.” He is respecting Lucifer’s somewhat “bugger off” statement.

[Image description: A watercolor landscape shot of Lucifer on the left, with black wings spread, and Dream on the right, turned away from both the camera and Lucifer. Dream is saying, “I will conduct my own inquiries, along avenues that will not intersect with your own. Whatever I discover I will pass on to you. Via an intermediary, of course.” Lucifer replies, “As you like. But somewhere discreet. No white ravens.” He is referencing the bird also present but off-panel. End description.]

At this point, Dream turns mostly away from him. In my eyes, I see this as hurt/deflecting, supported by the fact that he says he will pass information via an intermediary – unnecessary, it feels, considering they’ve been talking, they’ve had multiple conversations before...it’s very sudden. Feels like it was based off of what Lucifer said. Which was a threat, but still, Dream knows how to not cross boundaries and get himself killed from a threat.

Lucifer doesn’t seem to have a strong opinion on this, or rather, he says, “As you like.” Letting Dream do whatever.

I don’t really have much to say on that part. It’s just a really fascinating conversation.

The Sandman (1989) Issue 72:

[Image description: Mazikeen and Lucifer sitting on what looks like a bench or stone beside one another. Mazikeen is to the left. She has an arm around Lucifer’s shoulders. Lucifer has his hands steepled in front of his face and his expression is unreadable, eyebrows furrowed and lips pursed. Mazikeen is almost leaning on him. She is wearing a red dress with no sleeves. Lucifer is wearing a blue suit. Both have curled hair, and Mazikeen is not wearing a mask. Overlaid, there is text from Matthew the raven, talking about Morpheus’s death. Matthew says, “I mean, Despair may be the thing that comes after hope, but there’s still hope. Right? When there’s no hope you might as well be dead. What’s in my heart?” End description.]

I find this significant in the AU because, firstly, it’s a point where Mazikeen shows affection to Lucifer. She has her arm around him. It feels...comforting, to me. Secondly, it’s the one panel of Lucifer I can find in the Wake -- and it’s when Matthew is talking about how he cares about Dream, and he’s figuring out his relationship with this new Dream.

Overall, Lucifer clearly respects Dream as just...another individual. He attends his funeral. He speaks with him multiple times.

In our AU, he and Dream are happily married, and their relationship post-Morpheus is settled, loving, happy. Because I love happy endings!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed reading!! Feel free to shoot me a question about my thoughts on this AU. Because I have a LOT.

#Anonymous #my posts #asks #answers #dream / lucifer #i also ship john and lucifer ama #constantine i mean #listen at this point it's luci/dream/maze and maze/death and maze/beatrice and maze/constantine/luci #i have a lot of ships

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pacman-tattoo · 7 years ago

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Hi! I have a headcanon request- how would Sincerely Three interact with their soulmates in the AU where whatever one person writes on themselves would show up on the other's skin? Thanks so much!

omg this is cute and u said soulmate au and im automatically in love

gonna put this under a readmore

also im assuming u mean x reader but if u want like, actual ship Sincerely Three (because i love them a lot tbh), just ask again and be like ‘tris ur dumb’

evan hansen

alright so u met evan once after u kept scribbling little notes to yourself like “work on english paper” and “buy more pens”

eventually that stuff got smudged and u forgot until all of a sudden there was a “did you do your english paper?” in small, neat handwriting

no, but thank you!

it basically becomes just little reminders to each other and then u just kinda realize

u dont even know ur soulmates name

so u introduce urself and evan responds back with his name and

its kind of familiar???

huh

where do u know this oven handsoap evan hansen

shrug

‘evan?’

‘h-here’

oh my god what the fuck he’s been in ur math class all year how the FUCK did you not notice

‘[y/n]?’

‘uh, here’

evan and u make eye contact because wait.

‘it u’

after class u two introduce urselves to each other formally tbh

jareds jealous btw because wow evan found his soulmate wtf

evan sometimes scribbles on his arm sometime to remember stuff

sometimes u doodle on urself and evan finds it cute like, no matter how good or bad it is??

imagine like

in the future

moving in together

sometimes u go grocery shopping and u just have evans neat lil handwriting on ur arm of everything u need to get

sometimes u get lil ‘i love you’s on ur arm after a while??? and its rly sweet??? bless

evan tends to write in blue ink btw

usually light blue if he can but dark/regular blue ink is also fine

u caught him once doodling a tree on his arm.

why was he doodling a tree? heck if u know

u just caught the tree on ur arm and ur like ‘fuck thats adorable’

jared kleinman

u and jared probably met when u two were like, 13, since jared was probably drawing on himself or some shit and u were like ‘kleinman i fucking see u, stop drawing dicks’

he snorted a lil and then had to pretend he wasnt doing shit when ppl looked his way

13 year old boys tho, guys gals n nonbinary pals.

u two probably clicked pretty quickly

u dont end up dating until like, sophomore year tbh

but after that u two are inseparable

“charge ur phone, idiot”

“shut up kleinman”

“love u”

“love u too dumbass”

jared would 100% be the person who would just start writing on himself and then he sees ur not replying so he just texts u

“write back”

he has drawn at least one (1) meme on himself

just

u fuckin look down and theres a fucking meme on ur arm

“jared im gonna fucking kill u”

ok but just casual little messages to each other

ur going over to jareds? u get a note on ur arm thats basically “get more gummy bears” or some shit

evan just watches u and jared furiously writing on urselves

what are u two even saying

he doesn’t know

he just knows that u two go through pens rly quickly

everyone knows

u two go to the store and argue about what color pens u wanna buy

playing lil games like hangman on urselves tho

connor murphy

can i just link maia’s soulmate au because nothing i say can top it because its a really realyl fucking beautiful piece of writing and i love it a lot and y’all should read it. heck, ask me and i’ll link u to it and her account if u dont know her already (she’s on hiatus as of rn i believe but her writing is

no? okay

so connor strikes me as the kind of person who just draws on himself because paying attention??? no

who pays attention anymore

not connor

so u just get doodles. so many doodles.

u dont rly mind

its cool

connors surprised that he has a soulmate bc eventually u write back a ‘i like ur art’

connor’s actually in ur english class. which is the only class he doesn’t doodle on himself

ok do urself a favor and stop reading and go read maia’s soulmate au because its a thousand times better than anything i can come up with

thank u

dumb 3 am talks

dumb reminders to each other

dumb doodles

u write little reminders to him a lot more than he does u

ok but seriously go read maia’s soulmate au because its perfect

heck

ask me

and i will straight up link it to u

bonus! all three ;)

so one day u notice theres writing on your hand. it’s a little smudged and it’s basically like “ask mom for refill on pills” or something small like that and ur like ‘huh’

u dont write back to that specific one at first but later u looked at ur hand and saw that whatever ink the person had been using is much more smudged and ur like ‘huh i wonder if they ever got their meds’

so u write down ur forearm asking

immediately theres a ‘what? i dont take meds’ in very quick, neat handwriting

and ur just like ?? before theres… more handwriting that actually matches the question from earlier

‘no, i didn’t! thank you’

‘wait evan what the fuck’

‘that wasnt you?’

‘no’

‘or connor?’

… evan??? connor????

theres a brief period where no one writes anything

then all of a sudden u get a “so who the fuck are u”

“[y/n]”

ok.

yall kind of assign ink colors just so u all know whos writing what sometimes

like, yeah handwriting but its easier just to know ‘oh, connor is trying to say something’ bc theres purple ink on ur arm

connor is purple, jared is green, evan is blue

ur ink tends to be red

dumb writing at 2 am

its mainly between u and connor and sometimes jared

but sometimes evan writes

usually he’s asleep tho

why dont u kids text

for the au.

thats the only reason

its basically chaos

u… actually live away from them and one weekend ur like ’fuck it, im driving out to meet these losers’

so u tell em

holy shit ur coming to meet them

:0 so they offer to meet u somewhere???

a la mode

best ice cream

bless

so u punch it into google maps and an hour later u see like

three fucking nerds standing around outside

ur sitting in ur car

so u just write

‘hey fuckfaces’

they just

all look around like ‘wtf’

u get out of the car

formal introductions

they’re all???? cute??? is this fuckn legal

they… look like how they write?

does that make sense

like. evan’s handwriting is small and neat and kinda smudgy at times - and he just… looks like a nervous bean to you. jared’s is quick and sloppy and ends up taking more space than a paragraph from connor does - and jared looks like the sort of dude full of personality. connor’s handwriting is small and runs together and kinda unreadable sometimes and it just

they look like how they write

its weird idk

u all end up getting ice cream and talking

finally u guys actually like

exchange numbers

since u keep getting shit about ink poisoning

so sometimes u will drive out to see these dorks

what kind of luck did u have that you ended up only a town away tbh

general headcanons

warmest cuddle sessions

dumb notes to each other

includes memes

‘jared just text it-’ ‘no’

u just get ‘come visit us u fuck’ on ur arm once

writing on urselves when ur all int he same room

and literally sitting right next to each other

zoe walked in and she’s just like ‘… okay.’

u have a bad day? u take a nap

u wake up and theres a lot of just lil lovely things written on ur arms???

sweet dorks

(and at least 1 meme)

(because theres always 1 meme)

thats all i got

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kingjamesonfawkes · 7 years ago

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Oh defo defo!! I plan on making a page for them later because stuff with my ocs gives me life & I have a few interactions written between them and canon characters that are just.. chillin on my computer.

So more info about OCs under the cut if you want to read about them!

Azalea and Sullivan are the most fleshed out but I have a lot of ideas for all 5 of my babies.. Feel free to send me asks about my ocs~! I love talking about them I’m a huge nerd haha.

If y’all are REALLY interested, like i said I have a lot of interactions written for most of them saved on my computer. ((mostly with Sullivan but I have some of all the others as well))

________________________ Azalea

Azalea is the first overwatch OC I made! She started as just like “this is me, but in overwatch” and since I made her she’s grown into her own character. There is still a lot of me in her personality but her background and some parts of her personality are completely different now.

Azalea is a 35 year old who lives in Las Vegas. She’s a magician by trade. She’s very very flirty and one-night stands are abundant. She has problems with getting close with people, it gives her anxiety and stress, and this leads to commitment issues. She’s originally from a small town in the southwest where, when she was 8, she saw her first magic act and she was like “magic is cooool” and she started teaching herself party tricks. Over her life & during the time of the uprising she studied technomancy because she wanted to be the World’s Greatest Magician. This got her her show in Las Vegas. (Her stage name is the Mistress of Mysticism) Her show in Las Vegas led to a party lifestyle, and she got into heavy drugs which fucked up a lot of her personal contacts. She hit rock bottom and almost lost her magic show, which is the only thing she really cares about, so she went to rehab and got clean. She’s really careful now but certain situations trigger her urge to use again. Her manager and closest friend is an omnic named “Edie,” and she commonly is seen supporting omnic rights and protecting them from assaults. At the time of the recall she is recruited by Winston for Overwatch because he thinks she would be an asset to the team.

She’s 5′4′‘ with wavy dark brown hair and green eyes. She wears glasses. She has pale skin with freckles on her body. Her outfit is a black and white tuxedo dress with lime green details. She has both of her arms covered in sleeve tattoos of florals in black lineart. Her weapon (& key item in her shows) is gold with green and purple gems on it. [The first thing i drew of her] [Here’s a ref] But i forgot her tattoos [Heres a page of doodles] (spoiler i ship her with Hanzo)

“In Game” (support hero) >Creates ‘orbs’ from her staff. (Works similar to Zen’s harmony & discord orbs) She has to aim them and shoot them, they do small amounts of poison damage when hitting an enemy, and heal when they hit a teammate. Hitting the same target more than once builds the effect. >Smoke Bombs for quick getaways. Enemies in the smokebomb area show up red like with hanzo’s sonar or widow’s ult. Smoke lasts for only a few seconds. >(I dont have a secondary ability for her whoops) >>ultimate: “Grand Finale” : heals nearby teammates and poisons enemys in the radius, Azalea disappears for a quick getaway (invisible like sombra) She passively heals her shields but not her health.

Voiceline ideas: Her ult “GET READY FOR THE GRANDE FINALE!” Elimination “Easy as pulling a rabbit from a hat�� “That’s the trick!” “It’s all in the cards” (dorky magic stuff tbh)

Sullivan

Sullivan is my first junker oc, I have 2 of them. I ship her with Jamie or sometimes poly with Mako too depending on mood.

Miley “Hot Rod” Sullivan is a 24 year old from Junkertown. She’s eccentric and high energy, determined and quick witted, very very skilled in mechanics and machinery. She has severe mental health issues that put her at risk from herself and cause large periods of depression and anxiety. (this stuff is based on my own experiences with mental health issues & not from the web tbh) When she was 13 or 14 she lost her family and both of her legs in an explosion that also left her homeless. She almost died, and had to cauterize her own legs in order to try not to get infections, it mostly worked. The amputated parts of her legs are messy and awful looking but she doesn’t really care anymore, not like she did when it happened, plus everyone in the outback is at least a little roughed up. ((Another thing is that she can’t have children, radiation sickness fucked that up for her.)) Instead of prosthetics, she built herself a wheelchair & souped it up. It’s her prized and only possession.

She has firey natural red hair with golden undertones, shaved into a mohawk with dangling "sideburns". [styled like this] On top of her hair, she wears a brown pilots cap that isnt properly fitted to her head, so it's pushed back and her hair comes out the front and back of the cap. on the cap she has big black goggles that she uses during her mechanical work. these DO fit and she DOES wear them occasionally. She has deep set eyes and her eyes are brown. Her "make up" leaves one wondering, IS that make up, or is that dirt & soot??? the world will never know. She has dark circles because she stays up too long working on projects and hyper fixates on things she wants to do when shes set on a task, she could work on something for 2 days and forget to sleep and eat until she finishes or Mako (or less likely, Jamison) makes her stop. She's very frequently smeared with grease esp on her hands, face, and arms. She wears a denim jacket, littered with patches, studs and safety pins. it's pretty old and belonged to her father and before that her grandfather, who was obsessed with "old" (but not so old to him lmao) punk bands (ramones, the clash, ect) it's kind of falling apart but she stitches it back together when she needs too because its her favorite possession other than her chair. under that she wears a black form fitting crop top. she doesnt wear a bra bc fuck bras and also she has like b cups ("more than a handful is wasted" she tells people who tease her about small boobs.) She wears really short jean shorts that are black and stitched together with gromets on the sides like a corset and they also have studs on them (these are VERY SHORT! VERY SHORT!! like basically underwear. and probably no underwear bc thats who she is) [reference] and under her jean shorts there is a high-waisted band of fishnet [example]. around her waist she has two bandoleers of bullets for her turret that she wears like a belt. they sit just a little under the top of her shorts. Her legs end about halfway down her thighs and the amputations are naturally scarred. She also has burn scars on other parts of her body, but not very extensively. She also has a few tattoos, [on her left leg above the scars] [on her right wrist] [across her sternum]

“In game” (offense hero) Her wheelchair is equipped with her primary fire which is a scavenged and repurposed bastion turret. (since she is more mobile, it would not be as powerful or a fast) The turret sets over her shoulder while shes using it and folds back to behind her when not in battle. See [a really old ref i drew] to show this. >Grenades, simple & basic grenades >speed boost, souped up wheelchair has an engine in the undercarriage and she flips a level to “overclock” it and speed up for a short period of time. >>ultimate: makes her more mobile/faster and powers up her gun, giving it faster speed and higher damage.

Zed

Zed is my 2nd junker babe! He is a good boy and i would die for him.

Zed is a mecha fighter from Junkertown. His full name is Ezekiel, he goes by Zed to his friends, and does not like being called Zeke. He's mixed, mostly black and maori but he doesn't know exactly what else since heritage is hard to track in Junkertown. He's 19 years old and since he was very very young he's been building. His pride and joy is his Mech that he uses in battles. He's a small town hero bc he fights until he literally can't anymore and puts his whole heart into his mech. His father was the reigning mech battle champion for a long time before he died, and he wants to win back the title and keep it in the family. he's never known his mother. He literally built his mech from nothing and has been working on it for years. He changed his mech's name to Manaaki after his father's death. Manaaki basically means protector and to look after someone, which resonated strongly with him as someone that he wanted to become

[a ref i made on a dress up maker] [a better ref that i doodled]

about his mech: It's shaped pretty much like a large bird that he can climb inside. (it's based on the australian raven) and its painted black with like oil slick. its a junker mech so its not perfect and its in battles so it gets scuffed and dented. it also has patches of metal where its been repaired with scrap paneling.

In Game: (Tank hero) Zed relies on his mech to fight, so if you destroyed it he would go with it, unlike D. Va. The mech is piloted similar to a jaeger from pacific rim, but on a much smaller scale, about the size of D. Va’s meka. >Primary fire is the rifle on the head of the mech, where the beak would be on a bird. >Primary ability is flight, it would work as like a mix between pharah and d va but without as strong as a boost, and when in the air has a passive glide ability like mercy, but this is disrupted when hit or hacked and he must land. >Secondary ability would be shielding himself and teammates with the wings of the mecha, teammates must be close to be shielded. >ultimate: an air strike, in a straight line roughly the range of the "point" square (maybe a little larger) and when he uses his ult you hear a great roaring caw and see the shadow of the mecha over where the drop is

proposed interaction between D. Va and Zed: Zed: D. Va! Yer mechs looking betta than eva! How 'bouta rematch sometime? D. Va: Sure, If you think you can keep up this time! (playful laugh)

Vivian

Viv is my brothers fav oc of mine haha other than maybe Sully. She’s a bitch and I love her. I don’t have AS MUCH figured out about her as I do my other characters.

Vivian is a movie star "by day", big fancy life in the limelight, but "by night" she's a talon agent and a spy. The only people who know she's a secret agent are other high ranked Talon agents, and she has infiltrated Helix to gain information from them for Talon, and because of her status as a celebrity she talks to organizations she infiltrates like "hey can we keep this on the downlow bc like i know im a good agent but the paparazzi would have a field day with me if they found out about this, and acting is my first love i cant give it up" she acts like a huge bitch but she is pretty sensitive about a lot of things, she just doesnt let people in.

[a ref i made from a dress up maker]

In Game: (offense i think) >Primary weapon is a handgun >Primary ability is “infiltration” that makes it look like shes on the enemy team to that team. >secondary ability “paparazzi” is a flashbang that looks like flashing camera lights and stuns the enemy. >>ultimate ability is basically a guise that anyone in the effect radius on the enemy team sees their teammates as enemies as well and can deal friendly fire to them. lasts for only a brief period.

My last oc I just made this week so I haven’t figured out a lot about her, she doesn’t even have a name yet lmao but here’s a copy/paste from my groupchat where i talked about her concept

Support hero. She's based on valentines day/cupid/eros

she has a bow and arrow, like ana's gun they heal her teammates and damage enemies. her powers are ""divine"" is what she tells everyone but its really technology lmao. it fools no one except gullible people like junkrat

>her primary ability is "true loves kiss" and she blows kisses at her teammates and gives them small amounts of shield (shield that works like doomfist's shield and lucio's soundbarrier) and she can stack this ability >idk what her other ability is, probably a glide or low-air flight >her ultimate stuns and confuses the enemy, knocking them prone, and gives teammates in her radius a larger amount of shield

shes a gossip and shes petty and she sticks her nose in EVERYONES business and she would try to get people to date each other and theyre like "No" and shes like "but youd be so cuuuuute"

her color scheme is white and pink (& a little red), she's from greece, and she has brown eyes and really long magenta hair

#junk.txt #my ocs #canon insert ocs #azalea tag #sullivan tag #zed tag #vivian tag

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sproutfish96 · 7 years ago

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The answers to questions no one asked me

I’m bored and stuck on campus so I’m going to answer those which one of your OTP questions under the cute about my Bughead headcanons because the show returns in two weeks and I’m still in love with them and I want more people to pick up my RP prompts so here’s how I’ll tide myself over

WHO IN YOUR OTP:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

I think Jughead would drive more often but, if it were a long trip, they would switch off every few hours to let the other rest

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

Both of them but also probably more Jughead. Why try new things when you know the burgers everywhere are going to be good? He tries new things and Betty loves when he does but she doesn’t mind that he takes forever. He gets cute little forehead creases when he’s studying the menu

is more likely to get arrested?

Both. Jughead but not because of something he was actually involved in. I think he would get wrongly accused or be in the wrong place at the wrong time. But it’s also possible that Betty and her sleuthing habits are eventually caught by the wrong person

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

I think Jughead but mostly out of the unknown (aka he’s never been on them before). The first time at the amusement park, Betty helped him work up the the bigger coasters. Jughead says he likes them but, really, he still hates them. but he loves hearing Betty laugh on the ride and it’s an excuse to hold her hand

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

Probably both of them. They seem to both be big pet lovers and the moment they find one without a home, they’re on it like a hawk.

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

Both of them? I think they both get caught up in their own stuff that sometimes they’ll forget about dates and the other will force them out. I don’t think either side would get annoyed

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

Off the bat, no one. But Jughead trips on the stairs more when he gets excited and has to tell Betty something. She always gets stressed because she’ll hear him say, “Hey Betts!” and then his footsteps and then just his body hitting the stairs

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

Both! Betty listens to the top 40 hits and Jughead claims it’s an abomination but she has definitely caught him humming along to some T Swift before. Betty also has surprised Jughead by learning the words to some of his songs that he plays because he’s never seen someone try so hard to sing along to his music?

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

Literally both of them. Jughead insists on paying once he has a steady stream of money coming in and Betty always wants to take turns. Whenever she gets ahold of the bill first, he distracts her and kisses her before taking the slip of paper out of her hand. “You can get it next time, Betts.” Next time never comes, of course, and she makes up for this by surprising him with little gifts or homemade things so it works out for them

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

Betty would. I think she would notice that maybe some of Jug’s new friends are into smoking and they’ll mention it around him and he always declines to hang out with her instead so during a movie night at his dad’s trailer, Betty suggests the idea and Jughead chokes on his drink. It’s not something either of them are super interested in but it’s one of those things teenagers should just try, right? And they trusted each other enough so once wouldn’t hurt (and it was only once).

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

Neither of them! They are horror fiends and they love the scary movies and all that jazz. Halloween is their favorite because they can watch them together all the time without weird looks

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

Betty does. Jughead has told her that she talks throughout the night but she does not believe him. He’s thought about recording it but he can always tell what’s on her mind when she sleep talks so he doesn’t mind it. They’ve had a few conversations, mostly about strange things but they’re still all the amusing to Jughead, especially when he’s up late and unable to sleep

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

Jughead brings up marriage once when Betty makes him his favorite meal. He had a horrible long day at work and he figured his girlfriend would have been asleep but, when he got home, she was just putting the finishing touches on it all and, without even thinking, he blurts out, “I’ll marry you yet, Betty Cooper.” Which causes her to laugh and him to stutter a bit over his words when he tries to take them back. She insists that she can’t marry him until he gets the blessing of her family first (which he surely has at this point) and they start talking about the possibility of marriage.

After they get married, Jughead finds out that Betty has this mental checklists of things to accomplish in her life when he see’s her make a check mark in the air after they buy their first house together. He asks her what else is on the list and she casually brings up “owning a dog, having 2 kids, travel to all 50 states” and more. Jughead get’s a bit cheeky and offers to go to the nearest pound for the dog but Betty insists that isn’t the correct order of things and before they can get a dog, they should have a baby first and Jughead agrees that they should start trying.

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

Jughead has to pull Betty back all the time. Ever since what went down with Chuck, if she see’s some guy harassing some girl in public or catcalling or whatever, she charges headfirst over there to give the guys a piece of her mind. He pulls her back so that he can insist that they go over there together, which goes over a lot better with him standing behind his girlfriend, clad in leather and arms crossed.

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

When Jughead finally signs his book deal, he has to take quite a few paid trips. Betty misses him so much that she puts her energy into the obnoxious cardboard signs with with cute little doodles and his name. He can’t help but roll his eyes, as if he wouldn’t recognize her suddenly after a month. Once they have kids, they start to get in on it too and the eye rolling stops, especially since it says “Welcome home, daddy!” With all of their handprints on it. Jughead has kept every single one in the garage.

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

It only happens one time because both of them are pretty good cooks but it’s the first day Jughead returns to work after paternity leave and Betty is trying to take care of the crying baby and making dinner. Just as he wants in from work, the frying pan goes up in flames as Betty’s back is turned and in the other room, bouncing the baby gently to get her to stop crying. Luckily, he see’s it in time and put’s it out just as Betty notices. Once the alarm starts going off from the smoke, they open up all the windows and he takes them out to dinner instead.

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

They get into an argument one night and they’re sitting on different things in the living room, Betty on the recliner and Jughead on the couch. They’re silently watching a movie together when she shifts, causing the chair to squeak and for Jughead to cringe. She does it a few more times on accident when he finally mumbles, “quit it.” Because of the argument from earlier, she’s still feeling a bit heated so she starts to do it on purpose until he yells at her to stop. They argue again but they finally come to a mutual understanding instead of just sitting in silence. The next week, Jughead get’s a new recliner, one that doesn’t squeak.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

He stays up very late and some nights, Betty insists on staying up with him. She makes herself a comfortable spot in the arm chair in the office they created for him and, after a few hours of writing, Jughead turns to find Betty completely asleep. He tries to wake her up and tell her to go to bed but she’s too far gone. So he picks her up and brings her to bed and ends up just staying there with her, abandoning his writing for a while

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

Neither. They take turns, really. If Jughead is having a bad day, Betty will hold him and vice versa. Typically, when they cuddle, they face each other and Betty will bury her face into his shoulder or chest.

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

The storms in Riverdale don’t seem so bad when you aren’t living in a tiny metal trailer. Now that he’s in an apartment, it isn’t as bad, but sometimes he gets nervous when the thunder shakes the walls. He just paces a lot and Betty will put on a movie, one of his favorites, and distract him until the storm passes. He isn’t really afraid or anything, just uneasy and a bit nervous.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

He used to only do it for special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays. Once they had their first child together, if Jughead heard Betty up late taking care of them or if he heard the baby first in the morning, he would get up and put on one of those slings that holds the baby to your body and make his wife a proper breakfast. Once their children get old enough to help, the breakfast is still proper but less quality but Betty eats it all the same, despite her no eating in bed rule. Almost always, she changes the sheets immediately afterwards to get rid of any crumbs or pieces of food left behind by one of the kids but she still loves the gesture.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

She loves to go hiking and Jughead never got the appeal of it so one day he asks to go along with her. It was a huge mistake on his part, not because he hated it (the views were great) but the boy committed too heavily to his wardrobe and wore one of his heavy Sherpa jackets. They only completed half of the trail Betty was expecting because he got way too hot in the jacket and sweater and beanie. Now they hike together a lot, sometimes stopping to just look at things together.

can never admit they’re wrong?

It’s in her blood to not be wrong. Her parent’s are journalists and they always have facts, even if the sources aren’t always reliable. Betty hates being proven wrong and will rarely admit it when she is. But, when she is really really wrong, she always apologizes with some sort of pastry instead of actaully saying it out loud.

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

Both of them agreed that the dog shouldn’t sleep in bed with them, especially because they were letting the baby sleep between them for a month or two, or until Betty felt safe enough to put her in the crib. Sometimes, Betty would get up in the night to take her out of the room and come back to see Jughead holding the dog in his arms, dead asleep but obviously aware of what he was doing. Sometimes, when Jughead would come to bed late, he’d find the dog in his spot, protecting both Betty and the baby while he was gone. Eventually, the rule was lifted and they got a small bassinet for beside the bed as a compromise

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

Once she discovered this feature, there was no stopping her. Betty loved littering her texts with emoji’s regularly but now she was replacing words with them. It really bothered Jughead at first but he found himself enjoying it and sometimes he even joined in, much to her delight.

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

He’s never been one to care about home decor and he left Betty in charge of the nursery. He came home to see the things she was planning for their daughter and he suddenly had an interested. Everything was pink and frilly, no doubt hand-me-downs from Polly’s own daughter and possibly even from her mother from their childhood. Eventually, they came to an agreement on the amount of frills and changed from pink to a light blue, which was her favorite color anywyas.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

As we’ve seen, Jughead will throw punches at anyone who dares make Betty feel uncomfortable or upset. And, as we’ve seen, Betty will cut people out of her life if they cross Jughead. This didn’t tame heading into their adult life. Jughead has been known to snap at cat callers on the street. Once they were hanging out at a bar together, and Betty left to go to the restroom. Two girls approached Jughead and started hitting on him, despite his constant repetition of “I have a girlfriend.” One of the girls started to insult Betty and, before Jughead could get a word in about it, Betty was in her face, telling her off and Jughead had to drag her out of the bar, afraid she may actually hit someone for the first time in her life.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

He’s always been a researcher. When she found out she was pregnant, Jughead checked out a dozen books from the library and was educating Betty on what her body was going through. When it was time to get a carseat, he looked up all of the top brands in order ot find the safest one, telling her every bit of information about it so she couldn’t help too. It doesn’t really bother Betty much and she can listen to him ramble for hours about it.

is the lovey dovey drunk?

Jughead doesn’t get drunk often. Hardly, if ever, does he drink. But when he does, he cannot keep his eyes or hands off his girlfriend. She doesn’t mind the attention. In fact, it’s hard for her to keep a straight face when he begins to list all the reasons she’s beautiful.

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

Betty is really awful at delivering jokes. She’ll hear one at work and, when she tries to retell it, Jughead can’t understand where she’s going with it because of how hard she’s laughing. Jughead can’t help but laugh at her laughing and encourages her to keep retelling it.

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

The first time they played a video game together, Jughead lost because of how astonished he was by the language that fell out of her mouth. She was cussing up a storm and was severely into it. It wasn’t until later that Betty apologized and Jughead had to insist that if they were going to be together, those were the kinds of things they should know about each other. Into their adult years, they had to veto the idea of family game nights in fear that Betty may get a little too into it.

apologises first when they have a fight?

Typically, Jughead apologizes first, even if he isn’t in the wrong. He hates it when Betty is upset and he just wants her happy again but almost always, they both end up apologizing for the way they acted.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

When Jellybean was younger, Jughead would go through the whole trailer park and pick every dandelion he could find to weave together into a flower crown. They were doing some work outside and Betty lost sight of him when she was pulling some weeds from beside the house. Without warning, he drops the crown of flower weeds on her head. It was such a surprise that she almost didn’t know what to say. But she wears it for a little while until it gets too hot but she saves it and wears it later, even taking some pictures of him wearing it to show off his handiwork.

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

Jughead punched a whole through their wall once. They had been living together only for a couple of months and Betty still had yet to find work and not for lack of trying. He came home after working a double shift and found the house in a disarray, Betty laying face down on their bed, tears dried up. He was worried at first and gathered her in his arms to find out what happened. Turns out, Betty had visited the paper a couple towns over and asked if she could possibly get some part time work. The man in charge took a look at her samples and told her she was better of finding a man to knock her up and marry her than to pursue a career in journalism. Jughead was so furious that he started pacing around the bedroom as she told him what he had said. When he heard the final part, he couldn’t help but turn and punch a single hole in the wall before apologizing profusely to Betty, who was too shocked to even be upset anymore. Coincidentally, this was also their first trip to the ER together.

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

They are both super guilty of this. Instead of looking up from their phones, they’ll just text the memes to each other. They don’t mind this and it’s nice to have that quiet time while also still communicating. Eventually, though, Betty will just snuggle up next to him and watch the videos he’s watching.

wears the others clothes the most?

Betty is always stealing Jughead’s clothes. Ever since he would secretly spend the night in high school, she would keep his t-shirts and hoodies in a drawer to wear on nights when she missed him. When they started living together, Betty surprised him for his birthday once with her dressed in one of his S t-shirts and his leather jacket, the only surprise he seemed welcoming of.

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

Once they have kids, it’s as if their entire dynamic changes. Jughead loves to play small pranks on Betty. They’re completely harmless and they make the kids laugh. Occasionally, she’ll retaliate and the kids will roll with laughter for an hour at how shocked he is.

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

He will sometimes try out new pet names for her and, usually, they’re pretty good. He’s more of a creative writer than she is, the word play coming naturally. However, whenever Betty tries to do it, they are just downright horrible. Some truly iconic ones that caused Jughead to almost wet himself with laughter include “Butter Muffin,” “Sweet Face,” and “Cutie Butt.”

forgets their anniversary?

They have both forgotten their anniversary. Jughead forgot during the span of time he was saving for her engagement ring, so obsessed with making money that he agreed to stay late. It was a pretty big fight but, not long after, he proposed and suddenly it became clear to her about why he had forgotten. Betty forgot their first anniversary. She had never been one to celebrate things like that and, with everything that high school was still throwing at her, she didn’t even think about the date and was instead confused as to why Jughead was so adamant about going out on that specific night and had gotten her flowers to start her day. When she realized, however, Betty managed to pull together an amazing gift and he didn’t find out until the next year that she had forgotten.

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

Jughead has always been in charge of taking care of himself (and sometimes Jellybean) so when important decisions have to be made, he sometimes forgets to tell Betty. He’s shown up with a new chair, a new bed, and even a dog before without so much as a word to her. They’ve always made up, though, and talked through why the impulsive actions weren’t okay. He doesn’t do it nearly as often as they grow older.

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

Betty always gets up first to take a shower before taking the kids to school. Before she leaves, she leaves a message for Jughead, who hops in the shower right after they leave. He loves seeing the little messages she leaves and he get’s a little disappointed if she doesn’t have time to leave him one.

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water?

Betty has always been grossed out by dishes. If any food is left on them and is mixed with water, she is not able to do them. Jughead doesn’t have a problem with doing the dishes as long as she sweeps the floor, a chore that he hates.

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

Betty loves to swim and, if she’s going in, she’s jumping. Jughead, on the other hand, can’t go in until his body slowly acclimates to the temperature.

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

Betty insists that their house is their space and any bug that is caught inside deserves to be brutally murdered. If Jughead is around, he always insists that they take it outside to preserve the ecosystem. He even takes the spiders they find in the garage outside into the grass to save them from Betty’s wrath.

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

Neither of them can do this but Betty is very proud that she is 2% fluent in Spanish, according to duolingo. Jughead loves to watch her practice and listen to her speak the words to herself.

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

Jughead says it to Betty first, as we saw, but Betty definitely realized she loved him first. She didn’t want to scare him away by saying it too soon.

wins when they arm wrestle?

Betty thinks she’s big and tough since she always wins but Jughead could beat her in a heartbeat. He just loves the look of concentration and determination that he can’t help but just let her win.

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

Betty is the one to be expected singing their music. However, after she was feeling nostalgic and made him listen to their CD in the car for a couple days, she found Jughead singing “What Makes You Beautiful” to the baby while putting her down for a nap. She never let’s him live it down.

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

Betty is always taking selfies with Jughead, even when he isn’t looking. Jughead doesn’t mind it but he isn’t particularly fond of the practice either. However, Jughead always takes pictures of Betty when she isn’t expecting it and she hates that, always demanding he deletes them so she get’s a fair shot to look cute.

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

This is Jughead’s way of trying to cheer Betty up when she goes away to college. For a while, the distance is hard and, one night, she calls him crying because of how homesick she is. The next morning, he shows up to her room with a pack of beer and chinese food, insisting this is how to make here feel better. It definitely helped.

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

Jughead is hands down the worst cheesy texter. He sometimes thinks he’s being cute and romantic but those are the texts that make her laugh. They were always appreciated, however, especially during the times they were separated.

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

This is Betty’s idea the first Christmas they live together. Jughead is originally against it but, once he see’s how excited she is about it, he can’t say no. They don’t do it again until after they’re married and have a baby.

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

Betty is the morning person, always getting up early for no reason and being happy about it. Jughead would much rather prefer to stay in bed all day and tries to convince her most weekends.

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

Betty never brings more than one of her sweaters when they go out. He tries to tell her to grab a jacket but she always insists that the weather app is never right. By the time they get home, his jacket is around her shoulders as he bundles up in his hoodie.

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

Jughead picked up the habit when she was away for college. once Betty found out about it, she was pissed and didn’t speak to him for a week. After she got over it, she started messaging him gross pictures and facts until, eventually, he quit for her.

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

Betty goes on a health kick after she has their firsts baby. She wants them both to be healthy in order to live long and happy lives as a family. Jughead, who has always been naturally skinny, is not about this. He keeps secret snacks in his office drawer and is almost sure Betty doesn’t know about it until one day she asks him for one of the snack cakes he’s been hiding in his desk drawer.

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

Betty holds everything when they’re travelling. Jughead always offers to help but she insists on packing the bags and paperwork, jut in case. He usually gets stuck carrying it all, though.

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

Betty absolutely hates flying. She needs to constantly move about or do something and, when flying, she is forced to sit still and do almost nothing. Jughead always brings some movies and a portable DVD player and he forces her to focus on those things. If they run out before they land, he begins to read to her from whatever he’s working on.

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

Surprisingly, Betty is the one that suggests they fool around in the bathroom. They had gone out for Veronica’s birthday and Betty couldn’t contain herself. There were single stall bathrooms where they were able to get some privacy. It was such a rush but their friends knew what they had done when they returned and never let them live it down.

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

Both of them plan both of these types of dates. They understand the importance of both and love the variety they bring.

cries watching the news?

They aren’t too big on watching the news since Betty is insistent that news channels will put her family’s paper out of business. But Betty is a sucker for the Facebook videos of sad or uplifting stories. Jughead has seen her burst into tears several times over various videos.

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

Betty would sometimes tease her boyfriend early on about him crushing on her. Jughead always pointed out how she had a crush on him too and that they were happily dating.

belives in aliens?

Betty believes and it drives Jughead nuts. Sometimes he tries to send her articles about how they’re not real and Betty just waves him off. This is something they’ll always agree to disagree on.

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

Betty is always doing this and it makes Jughead mad. He is very aware of the cost of electricity and it’s nothing something Betty ever had to worry about growing up. Jughead would always make a show of turning off the lights when he left a room and she finally caught on

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

Neither of them. They’re too engrossed in being romantic and mushy to do that.

is a terrible liar?

Betty is worse than Jughead but only when she’s lying to him. She’s a pro at lying to her mom but, when she’s facing him, all she wants to do is tell the truth, even if it’s a surprise.

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

Betty insists that zodiac stuff is all fake but she has three apps to check her readings every day, always telling Jughead his even though he knows nothing about what she’s talking about.

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

Jughead loves documentaries and Betty has liked a few but she doesn’t get their appeal. He watches a lot of them after she falls asleep

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

Jughead insists that he can fix anything but, usually, he ends up abandoning the project. Luckily, Betty knows a bit about home improvement through helping her dad over the years and she’s been able to fix everything back up!

uses all the hot water?

Betty, when given the chance, will take long showers and steam up the whole bathroom. Jughead doesn’t mind because his showers are either really quick or he can wait until the water heats up again.

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

When she has the time, Betty will take a bath and stay in there until she’s practically a raisin while Jughead doesn’t get the appeal of sitting in baths

is most likely to be unfaithful?

Neither of them. They have seen what unfaithfulness can do to a couple and they love and respect each other too much to even consider

BONUS QUESTIONS:

what is your otps song?

Riptide by Vance Joy. Just picture them playing this in that car really loud and them laughing while they sing along

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

Yes. FP has been supportive of them since day one. Alice and Hal, however, took a while to come around but Hal did give his blessing for Jughead to propose once he saw how happy they were together.

whose friends do they hang out with more?

Luckily, the couple shares friends. Veronica and Archie are always good choices to hang out with but Jughead grew a soft spot for Kevin just as Betty has a soft spot for the Seprents.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

They didn’t have an official first date until after they had started dating. They realized this and Jughead wanted to make things right so he planned this whole, elaborate thing to have a picnic and whatnot but, on that day, the sky had opened up and was pouring. So, instead, they went to Pop’s together, all dressed up, and watched a movie in Betty’s living room.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

They used to spend the holidays at the Cooper house with FP invited to complete the family. Once they mvoed into their own home and once they had kids, Betty insisted on making their house part of the holiday tradition While Jughead isn’t a big plan of party’s, he doesn’t mind this party too much. It’s just their friends and family and he loves seeing how happy Betty is to decorate the whole house for Christmas. Their favorite tradition is going out and picking a tree together and then decorating ith while watching a cheesy Christmas movie

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

They name all of their pets after food. After Hot Dog died while Betty was in college, they didn’t get a dog until she found out she was pregnant. They named this dog Hot Dog II. They’ve also had a Snickers, Caramel, and a Spaghettio.

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

Depending on who is effected with determine how they react. If Jughead is in danger, Betty is quick to act. If Betty is in danger, Jughead has no problem reacting calmly. However, if either of their kids are in danger, they may bicker a bit about what is the best way to handle the situation. They always figure it out in the end, before any more damage can be done.

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

Betty and Jughead mostly fight about living habits. They grew up in two very different worlds and the way the react to things and treat each other, while not necessarily bad, doesn’t fit into what they are expecting. They always talk through their issues, even if they argue a bit first.

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