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#please please i need to know ALL about her history in house baenre#i know she mustâve been tangled up in all sorts of messy politicsl intrigue#i also need to know abt the girlfriend she poisoned#bg3#minthara baenre
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hii!! me again and damnnn you have taste!! and true crime>>>>>
also i almost died when i realised you watch hazbin hotel this is literally fate idc im so obsessed w it rn!! its probably the only one i know a lot of stuff about askdifkejskfr so this ask will probably be focused on that akskrjens
so!!! who's your favourite character(s) x and your favourite ep (if you have one) fav dynamics?
aksjrkwd sorry abt my limited knowledge abt everything else haha!
have an awesome day!!!
-swiftie spring anon exchange
:D :D :D We have similarities!!
Okay so my favourite character is a complicated question...see, I have a soft spot for Lute and Velvet (because my type in fictional women is evil, basically), and I would consider Velvet one of my faves based on how cool she seems so far (cool and evil). But Angel Dust's character has been expanded on so much it's hard not to adore him, you know? And I love Vaggie and Charlie, courtesy of their dynamic. Charlie's so :D and Vaggie's so >:( and it's great, I love it. I also didn't expect to enjoy Sir Pentious so much?? He's a dork and a sweetheart and he's great.
(Ship wise I still ship Vox and Alastor. I can't help it, there's just so many scenarios that would be cool with those two. But I've found I'm pretty fond of most ships that have come about from this show, which is interesting to me.)
I think my favourite episodes are...actually idk. I tend to go based on the songs that stand out XD But episodes 4, 5, 6 and 8 (so only half the episodes...) were especially good to me. And Hell's Greatest Dad, You Didn't Know, Poison and Respectless...ahh I loved them so much. Respectless was what sold me on Velvet. I was like, yes, she's perfect, she's great. I love an evil respectless woman.
I look forwards to seeing where they go with season 2. I'm hoping the Vee's become bigger villains, but also I want to see Lute have a bigger villain role. But also I want to see what's going on with Lilith and Alastor?? And also I feel sad for Sir Pentious being seperated from the others so I want him to see them again :( I really hope we get more than 8 episodes too ngl XD
As I write this, my girlfriend is taunting me with her fanfiction in which she's about to kill off a character >:( She tells me it'll be ok in the end but she's written very sad endings before and is an evil evil writer (affectionate) so do I believe her? ...a little, but not fully. XD
And you don't need to apologise!! I look forwards to hearing from you again!
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Bnha class x Poison ivy power reader bc slay
Toga himiko x reader
Headcanon/drabble thing
⢠everyone loves your makeup
⢠definitely best friends with Mina or Uraraka
⢠you do stand with Todoroki or near him so you guys got some bond
⢠once you guy move into the dorms your room is full of plants.
â˘And a huge carnivorous plant is in the room. ďżźthat scares everyone but you just pet the plants head
⢠you also become friends with Kota from the love of plants and animals.
⢠you team up with Iida to parent everyone which is very scary
⢠your the go to nurse rather then going to the real nurse.
⢠Denkiâs definitely has goes to you for splintersďżź
⢠You do make dinner with Bakugo the only time you two tolerate each
⢠When the lov attack Toga always tryâs to fight with you. Sheâs your Harley Quin âĽď¸
⢠Tho you do get kidnapped which she loves
⢠the league tryâs to make you join but you hate Dabi to much
âCome on just join us.â
âI am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature. Why would I join a group that harms us?â
âThe heroes are bad people not us!â
âYou both are.â
âTHEN WHY NOT JOIN?â
⢠Shigaraki just walks away after
⢠you get Dabi to kiss you so he passes out
âMen, the most absurd of God's creatures. We give you life and we can take it away just as easily.â Slay!
âI want a kiss!â
âYou stupid girl sheâll kill you!â
⢠Shigaraki goes to hurt ya but All Might saves the day.
⢠you help with the fight then when the other save you, you just stay fighting
⢠you do leave once all of the other villains leave not wanting to die
⢠you hadnât told anyone about your full quirk till after the fight
âSo what can you do?â
âMy blood is aloe, my skin is chlorophyll, and my lips are filled with poison. I control plants and can make them.â
âSo is that Dabi guy dead?â
âNo my lips just make you fall asleep.â
âSo thatâs why you didnât let me drank from your cup?â
âYes.â
⢠you and Bakugo do get closer from the kidnapping but still have a dislike for each other
⢠the girls go to you when they need help with guys
â˘you only go to the mall to protect them, not that they canât do it themselves.
âHey mamas!â
âAww pretty boy want a kiss?â
âKinda want more then that mamas.â
âMmm, just one kiss and Iâll show you everything you see plus everything you donât.â Manâs drooling but so sad he passes out after your little kiss.
⢠Toga goes undercover as Mina just to get closer to you, though you find out and bring her into your dorm.
âDarling? If you wanted to see me couldâve just came in.â
âYou remember me!?â
âHow could I forget such a cute face like yours?â
âCan I pleases get some blood? I bet yours is so sweet and yummy!â
âOh honey, my blood isnât for eating. Itâs aloe which just leaves an awful taste in your pretty little mouth.â
âBut-!â
âDarling I have to go make dinner for my babies. Why donât you go home for me?â She leaves but definitely comes back at nighttime twice a week.
⢠the teachers love you
⢠Midnight loves your hero outfit and helps with your winter design
⢠￟ Aizawa and you are similar in ways. You both care about the class and are scary when mad or when they get on your bad side. Plus you both are moody and got a goofy girlfriend/husband.
⢠you hate All Might and heâs scared of you. Often you correct him on a lot of stuff. No one knows why you hate him but you do.
��� Mic is also scared of you but still loves ya. You guys both listen to music together or you teach him about plants
⢠Toga tells you abt overhaul, which your pissed about and do try to kill him but fail to do so.
⢠dude like 5ft away from you and is wearing a mask. You canât kiss him, blow your perfume or powder. And itâs really hard to get plants through concrete.
â˘but Toga tryâs to help you because she upset about big sis. She vents to you abt it.
⢠When Eri comes around you love her!
âPretty.â
âThank you darling. Your so pretty as well. Want to play with some plants and butterflies?â
âMhm!â You guys play in your room.
⢠your the only one Aizawa letâs babysit by yourself
⢠You make plants and make Eri fly sometime.
⢠you teach her to read and take care of plants
⢠she even recycle which you are so happy!
⢠for Christmas you get her, her very first plant
⢠￟ Aizawa freaks out when it dies and calls you
⢠you tell him what the plant is so he can just rebuy one when needed and when to water it incase she forgets
⢠Toga also gives you plants when she can
⢠sheâll give you carnivorous plants or red plants that reminds her of blood
⢠you give her a tomato plant so she can stab the fruit instead of animals plus she can eat them
⢠yâall in love and you probably do become a villain and you stay a hero so you get more info
⢠you still hate the league so you donât join
⢠sheâll probably do your dirty work and kills everyone who says they have a crush on you or kisses you
⢠Mother Nature and her favorite plant in her garden a Langsdorffia (also known as a vampire plant)
Part two
#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bnha#bnha quirks#headcanon#toga x reader#toga himiko#posion ivy#plant quirk#bnha x y/n#my hero academia#mha x y/n#slayyyyy#feminist#eri bnha
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𼺠Writing ask abt eah with apple and darling "You're not a machine or- or some thing, you're a person, and I'm sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise"
Apple was getting ready to go home for a party- a birthday party to be more specific. Her birthday party if you really wanted to go into detail.Â
It was May, the beginning of summer. Not that summer truly meant much in Ever After High- it was a year-round school after all, but it did mean a little bit of time would be allotted for students to spend some time at home and relax.Â
However, Apple was not relaxed- not in the slightest. It was only a little while ago Darling had broken her curse and they realized they were each otherâs destined true loves. It had only been a few weeks since they started dating officially and now Apple was going to have to go home and see her mother for the first time outside of video calls since the Dragon Games. Not only that- Her mother was planning on hosting a giant birthday gala for her- and she let her invite her entire class as well as half of Ever After just for fun.Â
Sure, this meant she was able to continue to hang out with her friends and be herself for at least the night, which sheâd enjoy, but it also meant things could easily slip- especially if someone thought they could get something out of outing her to her mother. Darling tried to assure her no one would be that cruel, but Apple feared otherwise. Goodness knows Ever After High has no shortage of mischievous students. Kitty, Duchess, and Faybelle to name a few.
And goodness knows her mother wasnât exactly the understanding type either.Â
At least her friends would be there... and Darling. Darling usually made everything feel a lot better. Though... perhaps tonight that wouldnât be best. She had to act like nothing happened- that she wasnât gay. Oh god... this was going to be a long break.Â
âGot everything packed?â Raven asked, a trunk of clothes levitating in dark purple magic next to her. Apple sighed and rubbed her forehead.Â
âYep,â She faked energy and enthusiasm. âAll ready to go to my momâs.â Raven cringed.
âI know itâs gonna suck, but hey, weâll at least be here for the night. Thatâs something, right?â Raven placed a hand on her shoulder.Â
âIt... is,â Apple said. âBut you know how it is. Sheâs all âfollow your destiny- be popular- be pretty or elseâ and blah.â
âI kinda know the feeling, yeah...â Raven sighed. âBut hey, technically you do have destiny on your side. True loves kiss and all that.âÂ
âTrue,â Apple chuckled a little, going to the window and whistling for birds, who quickly went to her trunk of clothes and lifting it for her. âBut...â
âI know, not that easy,â Raven admitted. âNot everyone is blessed with parents who were already destined to be evil so they really donât care if your bi or not.âÂ
Apple snorted. âYeah.âÂ
âYou got this. And remember- if anything should happen, Briar, Darling, and I are totally willing to take you in for a spell,â Raven reassured. This did very little to comfort Apple, though she appreciated the effort.Â
âThanks,â She decided to say, though the thought that she could possibly be kicked out of her own home scared her more than when Raven decided not to sign the Storybook of Legends- which was why she was determined to keep her secret, no matter what.Â
âWell- my dadâs waiting for me. Iâll see you at the party,â Raven said, checking her mirror phone.Â
âIâll walk with you,â Apple said. Raven nodded, and together they made their way down the many, many flights of stairs. The girls didnât say much, as Raven was busy texting, while Apple was doing her best to practice her happy face before they finally reached the bottom, where Darling and Maddie were waiting for them.Â
âApple! Raven! There you two are,â Maddie beamed at them, and Raven chuckled.Â
âHey Apple,â Darling smiled giving her girlfriend a peck on the cheek. Apple smiled.Â
âHey,â She said, before scanning around.Â
âRelax, the limo is outside, weâve one last moment to ourselves,â Darling said, holding her hands.Â
âWeâre literally right here,â Raven rolled her eyes playfully.Â
âOh hush,â Apple rolled her eyes.Â
Maddie gasped. âYou kiss Darling with that mouth?â she giggled.Â
âWhatever. Iâll see you two at the party,â Apple snickered, and Raven and Maddie took their cue and headed out.Â
âYou ready?â Darling asked, pulling Apple away from the stairs.Â
âNot in the slightest,â She admitted with a pathetic laugh.Â
âHey, itâll be okay. Iâll be right beside you the whole night if needed,â Darling said, tucking a loose strand of Appleâs hair behind her ear.Â
âThatâs what Iâm afraid of... I want to be with you so bad, but if she were to find out...â Apple didnât need to finish the thought. She sighed.
âI know,â Darling sighed. âJust- know no matter what Iâm on your side, and what we have is very, very real, and she canât take it away from us, okay?â Darling asked, Apple nodded, leaning and the princesses shared a quick but passionate kiss. Â
âI know. Iâll see you tonight,â She said, giving her a hug, which Darling quickly returned.Â
âShould anything happen, just call for me and Iâll be there in a heartbeat,â She promised.Â
âMy knight in shining armor,â Apple smiled at her.Â
âYou know it,â Darling winked and teased. Apple gave her another quick hug before forcing herself to let go and go to her ride.Â
Not to Appleâs surprise in the slightest, her mother wasnât there to pick her up, just the usual dwarf or two. The birds dropped off her luggage in the trunk of the limo and Apple took her seat. Once they started going, she immediately slumped and tried not to think as her mirror phone blew up with texts from Briar and her other friends in support and details about how great this party was going to be.Â
Eventually, after what felt like an eternity of being driven, she finally arrived at her castle, and walked right inside, the dwarves taking care of her luggage for her.Â
Not to her surprise once again, her mother wasnât there to greet her. Instead, there was a table with some flowers and a single slice of apple pie (long cold by now) waiting for her, with a note that read:
âSo happy youâre here my little apple dumpling. So sorry I couldnât be there to greet you, but Iâm very busy planning tonightâs party.Â
Hugs and Kisses,
-Mummyâ
Darling hated when her mother babied her, but she wasnât ready to face her quite yet, so she took her motherâs absence as a mercy more than the blatant neglect it was. Apple took the pie, tossed it in the nearest garbage, before stopping by the kitchen, grabbing an apple, and heading off to her room to pass the hours away until the party.Â
No place like home alright.Â
Her phone was still blowing up from texts from Briar, but Apple figured sheâd just wait until Briar passed out to try and answer them all- goodness knows that girl sends 50 texts that could easily have just been four, though she said it âpreserved the tone that wayâ. She loved Briar, but she could be a lot at times.Â
Apple sighed as she entered her room and flopped onto her overly fluffy bed and pondered if her mom kept any poisoned apples around so she could just skip this whole mess and wake up whenever Darling would be able to get past her motherâs guards and they could just run away into the sunset. Or if she could jump out her window and Darling could be there to catch her...
A girl could dream.Â
Eventually, she just decided to scroll social media to pass the time, making sure to like any and posts wishing her a happy birthday, though deciding not to comment. Sure it was highly unusual, but she simply did not have the energy today.Â
She was probably on her mirror phone for hours, when there was a knock at her door. Apple took in a deep breath, putting on her happy face, before opening and finding out her mother was on the other side.Â
âApple darling, how was the ride home?â She asked, not waiting for Apple to invite her in.Â
âIt was great mom,â She said, closing the door behind her.Â
âGood, good,â Her mother nodded to herself, before turning and looking her up and down. âAre you wearing that to the party?âÂ
âNo, Lizzie Hearts actually designed me this dress Iâve been dying to wear-â
âOh, thatâs good. Canât have you turning another year older in that old thing,â She said, gesturing to her dress. Apple only nodded.Â
âYou excited for tonight? Iâve spent all week planning for you,â Snow grinned, going to her tablet and tapping a few things.
âYep! Totally hexcited,â Apple gave a thumbs up.Â
âYou going to start on your hair soon?â Snow asked, not looking up.Â
âYep yep,â It was getting harder for her to be enthusiastic.Â
âGood,â Snow nodded, turning off the device and looking back to Apple, thinking a moment before smiling.Â
âYouâre growing up so fast my little apple, darling,â She said. âTime really flies when youâre away at that school.âÂ
âI guess, yeah. Though- itâs almost hard to tell with all those tests,â Apple joked. Snow laughed.Â
âProfessor Rumplestilskin keeps you busy?â The queen said.Â
âHeâs just like you described,â Apple confirmed. Snow chuckled.Â
âOlder I bet, though. Goodness knows that old miser has probably only gotten worse with age, unlike some people,â She grinned. Apple nodded once more, not really knowing how to respond.Â
Snow White paused. âSomething on your mind, my little dumpling?â
âNope! Iâm absolutely perfect,â Apple internally panicked, quickly putting on a cheesy smile.
âGood, but do know if anythingâs wrong, donât be afraid to tell me, alright? One of the dwarves can handle it,â Snow patted her head.Â
âI know, mom,â Apple really hated it when she babied her.Â
âRight,â The queen nodded to herself. âWell then- Iâll let you get ready now. I really do hope youâll like this party- All of Ever After is coming in your honor,â She said, beginning to exit.Â
âYipee,â Apple said halfheartedly.Â
âHate to go, but a few things need to be finalized. Hugs and kisses darling, see you laterâ Her mother blew a kiss as she headed out.Â
Once her mother was out of earshot, Apple flopped onto her bed, grabbed a pillow, smushed it against her face, and groaned.Â
This was going to be a long, long night.Â
.o0o.
Despite everything, Darling was glad to be home. Sure, her parents didnât exactly know about the fact she was the white knight and she had to constantly make sure Daring didnât accidentally spill the beans, but other than that her family was fun to be around- which was more than she could say for other families in Ever After. After all, her parents knew she was gay practically from the moment she was born- as a girl âprince charmingâ practically set it up from the beginning.Â
What they didnât know was that she was dating Apple, meaning that Daring had failed and wasnât Appleâs destined Prince Charming, but that she was instead. That was a secret she didnât have to worry about Daring sharing because despite him realizing his destiny was likely with Rosabella, he was still deeply embarrassed by the whole thing.Â
Still, it was an unspoken agreement between the Charming siblings not to speak a word of what happened at the dragon games- not until Apple was ready to tell her mother anyway.Â
But despite all this, she was still happy to be home, as it meant she could return to her familiar backyard and practice sword fighting with her brothers in their favorite hang-out spot, where their father used to make them practice âsaving damsels in distressâ. It was a nice little spot that the siblings spent years building and crafting to perfection, with chairs, hammocks, some of Dexterâs favorite books, swords and dummies for practice, and a few mirrors to suit Daringâs vanity, as well as an elaborate bell system that reached back to the castle in case their parents needed them but didnât want to go searching.Â
However, the one downside of the nook was that there was terrible cell reception.Â
âDarling, you have got to relax and stop stressing about Apple, the party isnât for several hours, take a mirror and nap on the hammock. I know it works like a charm for me,â said Daring, admiring himself as he advised his baby sister. Darling rolled her eyes. Â
âHonestly, Iâm surprised you arenât panicking as much as I am. I swear you and Rosabella have been texting constantly ever since the whole âwinter in summerâ fiasco,â Darling pointed out, deciding to somewhat take his advice and sit in the hammock.Â
âI took his phone while we were in the car, it was driving me insane,â Dexter patted his pocket. Darling snorted.Â
âDonât encourage him, it was rude,â Daring shot his brother a glare. Â
âAlright, calm down you two,â Darling rolled her eyes. âthough- if you want we can settle this the old-fashioned way.â
âUh-uh. No sword fighting- not today anyway. Mom said we have to stay âclean and pristineâ for the party tonight,â Dexter said.Â
âLame,â Darling groaned, refreshing her mirror phone once more, but not getting any better results than the fifty times she tried before.Â
âDarling, you seriously need to relax. Appleâs dealt with her mother her whole life, sheâll be okay for a few days,â Dexter said.Â
âEasy for you to say,â Darling rolled her eyes, trying again but still getting nothing.Â
âYeah bro, donât underestimate this whole thing. You know how the Queen can be,â Daring pointed out.Â
âOkay, you got me,â Dexter huffed, putting a bookmark in and closing his book. âIâm just trying to get you to relax.â
âYou know whatâd relax me? A good sword fight,â Darlingâs eyes shone mischievously.Â
âIâm not gonna fight you- I always lose and always end up bleeding somehow,â Dexter shook his head. âPlus- mom said no fighting.â
âDaring?â She turned to her eldest brother.Â
âNo can do Darling. Gotta stay handsome for the party, keeps away the suspicion,â He pulled out his mirror once more, checking out his own reflection again.Â
âYou guys are so lame,â Darling groaned.Â
âWhat time even is the party, anyway?â Dexter asked.Â
âI think the palace doors open at 5, but thatâs if youâre insanely early and-â
â-And everyone knows itâs best to be fashionably late as opposed to early,â Daring interrupted her.Â
âIâm gonna go get ready,â Darling decided, swiftly getting off the hammock.Â
âIsnât it a little early to be getting ready? Itâs only 3,â Dexter pointed out.Â
âMomâs probably going to make me scrub the dirt from my nails like- 50 times before the party so weâll see how long this takes,â She sighed. âThe plights of being a girl.â
âYou say that like Daring isnât right there,â Dexter snarked.Â
âHe makes a good point, Darling. I should be getting ready too,â He said, putting away his mirror.Â
âDex, you coming then?â Darling asked. Dexter sighed, putting his book away.Â
âI guess so,â He said, and the Charming Siblings left their nook to head back into the castle.Â
After that it was hours of priming and preening, Darling barely had the time to check her phone as the handmaids chatted her ears off about gossip she couldnât have cared less about, which was made worse when her mother came in and started talking about gossip amongst the royals about who was dating who and fashion trends or whatever. Darling was hardly paying attention, having never cared about these types of things.
 It wasnât like she disliked getting dressed up and doing her hair and painting her nails and such, it was just- when the maids and her mother did it, they hardly ever asked her what she wanted and Darling could never really get a word in on such matters. Hell- the most her mother had probably ever listened to her was when she came out, and when she begged her to let her go to Ever After High and stop being homeschooled. Other than that, she was pretty sure nothing got through, as her mom had a clear preference for Dex, and her dad had a preference for Daring.Â
Whatever, she had her own way to cope. If she could just get her phone...
âAaaand, done. Oh now donât you just look gorgeous,â One of the maids said, placing the final touch on her dress. Darling snapped back in the moment, taking a second to admire the dress they put her in, nodding briefly in approval, quickly walking over to check her phone.Â
No texts from Apple.Â
She was probably just getting ready too, Darling had nothing to worry about.Â
âSo...? What do you think?â Her mother asked.Â
âItâs a lovely dress, thanks mom,â Darling said, not really looking at her, sending Apple a quick text.Â
âYou teens and your mirror phones,â Mrs. Charming rolled her eyes. âIâm going to go looking for your brothers. Donât mess up that hair.â
âGot it,â Darling still didnât look up. Her mother sighed before leaving. Darling then thanked the handmaids for their service, then went down to the foyer to wait for everyone.Â
Apple still hadnât replied to any of her messages. Darling shouldnât have been surprised- it was her party and knowing the queen, she was probably keeping her busy or having her change a million times. She should just... attempt to relax. Theyâd be at the party soon enough, and Darling could give Apple her gift and keep her safe and happy and loved.Â
The gift Darling had gotten her was separate from the âfamily presentâ her parents had made for Apple. It was a necklace and a pretty simple one at that. It was gold, and had the engraving of an apple on the front, but on the back, there was a little rainbow. Darling hoped it was subtle enough and that no one would ask any questions, but she really wanted it to be special to her.Â
Darling had fallen for many girls throughout the years, but it was easy to say she cared about Apple the most.
Eventually, the rest of her family came down the stairs and it was time to go.Â
âYou ready?â Dexter asked. Darling shook her head.Â
âIâm a Charming, I shouldnât be this nervous,â She hugged her arms.Â
âItâll be okay. Youâre a lot tougher than you think- Apple too,â Dexter reassured. That did help a little.Â
âThanks, Dex,â She said.Â
âNo problem. Letâs just go and try to have a good time,â Dexter said, clearly trying to hype himself up too.Â
âThat canât be too hard, right?â Darling joked a little, stepping into the carriage.Â
âI hope not,â Dexter said, following suit, and the Charming Family was off.Â
.o0o.Â
Apparently, it could be that hard.Â
Once they arrived, Darling was greeted at the door by some gruff-looking dwarves who grabbed the familyâs present out of Dexterâs hands (Darling kept her gift in her purse) and they were formally announced to the party room before being asked to quickly move aside for other guests. Say what you would about Snow White, but she sure knew how to get things done quickly and efficiently. Darling then went to go and try and greet Apple, but more dwarves said she couldnât greet the princess until later. She briefly made eye contact with her girlfriend, who sent her a silent distress call she wished she could answer, but alas, she had to wait and try to party with everyone else.Â
Of course, it was nice to mingle with her fellow classmates, but they literally just got off of campus just a few hours ago, so outside of complementing everyoneâs outfits, dancing a bit, and taking a few photos, there wasnât much they could do. Piper and Briar did their best to keep things lively, but something about Apple being forced to sit on a throne the whole time away from everyone else really sucked the energy out of the kids, who wanted nothing more than to mingle with her.Â
However, after an hour or so, Snow White allowed for the festivities to âofficially beginâ and Apple was allowed down, though she was quickly overwhelmed by hugs from her friends, which made Darling chuckle as she waited patiently for her turn.Â
âYou looked like you were going to die of misery if you had to sit there a moment longer,â Darling said as she hugged her.Â
âYou have no idea. My mother says adding cushions to a throne looks unprofessional so thatâs just solid metal baby,â Apple joked tiredly.Â
âYouâre doing great, Apple. You got this,â Darling whispered. Apple hugged her tighter.Â
âI know she means well, but sometimes I seriously want to strangle her,â Apple joked.Â
âI know the feeling,â Darling sympathized as she let go so no one would be suspicious. Apple then continued hugging and catching up with other guests, while Darling waited steadily for her to finish. Apple finished, and swiftly- though subtly- returned to her girlfriendâs side.Â
âSo... wanna dance?â Apple offered.Â
âOh you know Iâm a dreadful dancer, thatâs not fair,â Darling shook her head as Apple grabbed her hand and dragged her to the dance floor.Â
âThe way I remember you totally beat Chase in that dance-off,â Apple pointed out.Â
âEveryone knows Chase is just about the worst dancer ever after, and we won only because he slipped and fell off the board,â Darling rolled her eyes, but it was too late, as Apple had already gotten her near the center and began to dance.Â
âCâmon, itâs fun,â Apple said, her eyes shining under the party lights. Darling sighed in defeat and awkwardly began to dance with her. Apple chuckled a little bit, but reassured her that she was doing great, and soon enough, she loosened up enough to the point that she was actually having a good time. Though of course, this became easier when she saw Apple was having a good time. Perhaps she had been worrying for nothing. Perhaps everything was going to be alright- theyâd find ways to reach each other and take care and know they were loved and everything was okay and was going to be okay.Â
After an hour or so, once again, the dancing was called to a brief pause, as Apple was dragged off to open her presents while the rest of the party continued, though Snow White did allow Briar, Raven, and Darling to join her. She went to her seat and began unwrapping box after box of presents, each more elaborate and fancy than the last, and Snow White hovered nearby making comments about them, thanking the families who gave them. Books, jewelry, dresses, tea sets, and all sorts of things were unwrapped one by one, only to be quickly taken away by dwarves, and Darling felt a twinge of guilt for getting her something so minimalistic and small.Â
However, after the last one was taken away, Darling took the small box out of her purse and handed it to Apple.Â
âA... personal gift? Thatâs highly unusual,â Snow White commented, and Darling internally panicked.Â
âI think itâs a sweet signifier of a good friendship,â Briar commented nonchalantly, though a bit on the nose. Apple smiled at Darling sweetly before opening it and gasping.Â
âDarling, itâs beautiful,â She said, admiring the engraving.Â
âRather small isnât it?â Snow raised an eyebrow.Â
âI paid for it myself,â Darling said, trying her best not to give the queen a dirty look. Apple then flipping it over and touched the engraving of the rainbow with her fingers slowly.Â
âOh Darling, itâs absolutely beautiful,â She said softly.Â
âA... rainbow?â Snow raised an eyebrow, and Apple quickly turned it over.Â
âWhatâs suspicious about a rainbow? Rainbows are pretty,â Raven tried to defend it, and Darling realized she probably just made the biggest mistake of her life.Â
âRainbows can mean a great number of things,â The queen said, looking at Darling.Â
âRainbows are also just... pretty,â Raven continued to try, but she wasnât as good as Briar.Â
Snow White thought to herself a moment, before ordering for the festivities to continue and for the cakes to be brought out and to begin serving it to the guests. However, after saying that, she turned back to Apple.Â
âApple, darling? A word,â She ordered, walking out of the ballroom.Â
âOh god- Apple, Iâm so, so, so sorry-âÂ
âNo, Darling. Donât be,â Apple stood. âI... I think I can handle this.â
Raven and Briar exchanged a look.Â
âAre you sure, Apple?â Raven asked.Â
âI... I think so. Briar, keep the guests entertained. I donât want anyone to stop partying for my sake, okay?â She asked.Â
âIf thatâs what you want,â She nodded, before hugging her. âJust be safe.â
âI will,â Apple hugged her quickly.Â
âWhat about us?â Raven asked.Â
âIf your mother so much as raises a finger-â Darling started, but Apple stopped her.Â
âI... I think I can handle this. Sheâs my mother, right? Iâve dealt with her before. I-i have facts and destiny on my side,â Apple said, trying to hide her nervousness.Â
âOkay... if you want to handle this alone, weâll let you. But- if you need help, but say the word, alright? Raven and I can be there in a flash,â Darling said. Apple smiled a little, before frowning.Â
âI have to go... Iâm sorry- sheâll get mad,â Apple turned away.Â
âGood luck,â Raven said.Â
Good luck. Right.Â
Apple took a deep breath before exiting out into the hallway.Â
.o0o.Â
She wouldnât admit it, but her heart was pounding in her chest. She was terrified to confront her mother, but she had years of pretending everything was fine under her belt in preparation for this very moment. She entered the hallway to find her mother pacing ever so anxiously in her long and elegant white dress with her usual red cape. However, once Apple entered the scene, her motherâs pacing stopped.Â
âWhy did that girl give you a present?â Her mother asked.Â
âBecause Iâm important to her and she wanted a way to show that to me,â Apple replied matter-of-factly.Â
âImportant to her how?â Snow raised an eyebrow. Apple got a bad feeling in her stomach. She didnât want to say- she didnât have to-
But well...
âImportant to her how, Apple?â The queen demanded.Â
âW-well... you know how I got poisoned at the Dragon Games?â Apple said.Â
âBy the Raven girl, I presume?â Snow raised an eyebrow.Â
âMostly her mom, but kinda- thatâs not important. Whatâs important is that it was the apple- like from our story,â She explained. âYou know- the âtrue loveâs kiss will break the spellâ apple?âÂ
âApple, I know my own story,â She gave her a look. Apple tried her best not to crack under it.Â
âWell, I was poisoned and in a coma, and Daring tried to kiss me and- well... it didnât... work,â Apple said.Â
âWhat? What do you mean Daring didnât work? Heâs supposed to be your destined prince, how can this be?â Snow demanded.Â
âI-i donât know- well... I do kinda know...â Apple whispered.Â
âI demand an explanation,â Snow ordered.Â
âWell- after Daringâs kiss failed everyone was kinda just gonna give up, but Darling was there, and she had this crazy idea, a-and... wellllll...â Apple didnât finish.Â
Snow White paused.Â
âYou mean to tell me that... princess broke your little curse?â She asked, seething with hatred.Â
âY-yes,â Apple nodded.Â
The queen paused again.Â
âAnd what happened after?â She said coldly.Â
âW-well for awhile nobody would tell me what happened out of fear of how Iâd react, until Darling eventually told be during the whole âsnow in summerâ fiasco and well- then we... started... dating..?â Apple said that last part quieter than the rest.Â
âThis is absolutely ridiculous- do you seriously expect me to believe all this?â Snow crossed her arms. Apple blinked.Â
âMom- itâs the truth,â She stated. Her mother laughed.Â
âThatâs impossible. The Storybook of Legends would never say such a thing,â She said. âThe girl mustâve simply done CPR, gotten the piece dislodged from your throat or something.â
âMom, thatâs not what happened- you know how the curse works, âtrue loves kissâ. Darling Charming is my true love,â Apple argued, getting angry now.Â
âDonât you dare address your queen with that tone,â Snow snapped. âThe amount of disrespect youâve had today is outrageous. First the complaining, then the lack of focus, then the lies? I am your mother, but I am also your queen, and I expect the utmost respect, is that understood?â
âMom, for the last time, Iâm not lying! Iâm in love and am dating Darling Charming. She broke the curse and Iâm the happiest Iâve ever been in my entire life,â Apple asserted, tears now threatening to spill.Â
âWhat absolute ludicrous. I will not take such blasphemy. Such a relationship is impossible. Go to your room until youâre ready to tell me the truth,â She commanded.Â
âN-... No.â Apple put her foot down.Â
The queen paused.Â
âNo...?â She asked, her eye twitching.Â
âNo. Iâve already told you the truth, so Iâm not going anywhere,â Apple glared at her.Â
âNo daughter of mine would speak to me with such blatant disrespect,â Snow White was aghast.Â
âMom, whether or not you like it, me and Darling are destined for each other, and there is nothing you can do to change that. Even Principal Grimm agrees with me- Principal Grimm!â Apple exclaimed.Â
âDo not raise your voice at me, young lady.â The queen threatened.Â
âThen listen, for goodness sake,â Apple threw her hands in the air. âIâve told you nothing but the truth, and you refuse to believe me! Why? For some- stupid outdated idea?âÂ
âIâve had enough of this attitude- go to your room. Now.â Snow ordered again.Â
Apple didnât move.Â
âI wonât ask again, Apple. Go. To. Your. Room,â She stepped forward, causing Apple to take a step back.Â
âG-go ask Principal Grimm if you donât believe me,â Apple said, trying her best not to crack. Snow slowly walked towards her daughter, until Apple was backed against a wall. The queen grabbed her face.Â
âThere are hundreds of street orphans far more worthy of your destiny than you are. Do not forget this.â She quickly let go, before walking away, while Apple stood there, dumbstruck.Â
Eventually, her knees gave in, and she collapsed into sobs, and Darling burst through the door, and Darling immediately wrapped her in a tight embrace.
âItâs okay Apple, itâs alright, Iâm right here,â Darling did her best to soothe.Â
âShe doesnât believe me- sh-she said- sh-she s-sa-said-âÂ
âItâs okay, Apple. I know... sheâs wrong. She doesnât believe you,â Darling tried with all of her might to squeeze the sadness out of her, but nothing was working.Â
âSh-she said hundreds of o-orphans are f-far more worthy,â Apple hiccupped, and Darlingâs heart broke.Â
âApple, she had no right to say that. You arenât some... machine, youâre a human person. She had no right to ever treat you or make you feel that way,â Darling soothed, but Apple continued to cry, which she couldnât blame her for.Â
This sucked.Â
âI love you Apple, you know that, right?â She asked. Apple nodded her head.Â
Good. At least she knew that...
âIf you need somewhere to stay, Iâm sure my parents or Briarâs or even Ravenâs wouldnât mind, okay?â Darling said. Apple nodded again. Darling kissed the top of her head.Â
This really, really sucked.Â
âItâs gonna be okay, Apple...â She practically whispered.Â
âY-you promise?â Apple looked up at her weakly. Darling wiped some of the tears from her eyes.Â
âI promise... maybe not today, or even tomorrow, but I promise, someday itâs gonna be okay, alright?â She asked softly. Apple nodded slowly.Â
âOkay...â Apple rested her head on Darlingâs shoulder.Â
âDo you wanna go anywhere?â Darling asked. Apple shook her head.Â
âI wanna stay here... with you,â She said hoarsely. Darling nodded her head.Â
âI can do that,â She said, stroking her face softly, wiping more tears away.Â
And she meant it. Sheâd stay right there until Apple felt better, no matter how long it took. Apple knew it, Darling knew it. And despite everything, that did make Apple feel a little bit better.Â
She was loved. Perhaps not by her mother, but if she didnât love her, that was her mistake.Â
Her mother was wrong.
 What she and Darling had was love, and nothing could change that.Â
#my fics#ever after high#dappling#darling charming#apple white#eah#snow white#snow white eah#long post#tw homophobia#tw abuse#the charming siblings#dexter charming#daring charming#tw abusive parents#homophobia
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Hola Darling~ CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING INTO UNI *APPLAUDS VERY LOUDLY (hopefully you can hear me from there)* *mentally hands you a special bouquet of flowers* remember when i said that in some alternate universe we're probably definitely starting a revolution by being very gay and doing very crime?? well, i was reading about 2 particular women who were absolutely dating (bc im a nerd and i had nothing better to do) and as it turns out, these women were the crossdressing, swashbuckling vigilantes of the toughest village of peru during the 17th century. they were Ana Lezama de Uniza, a street urchin from the wrong side of the tracks, and Eustaquia de Souza, a lonely rich girl (hands down the best meet-cute anyone can ever think of). otherwise known as "The Valiant Ladies of PotosĂ". just saying, this is the greatest historical queer rom-com yet to happen. while reading, i thought of you slashing your way through a bar in 1600s Potosi as you ripped off your disguise to reveal that some douchebag was about to get his ass kicked by this sword-wielding badass lady descended from heaven. couldn't stop thinking of us wreaking havoc in every corner of time and space, fighting for justice (ala harley quinn and poison ivy) fun fact: during out of their battles, Ana was knocked unconscious while fighting 4 guys at once so Eustaquia unleashed the beast TO PROTECT HER GIRLFRIEND. when Ana regained consciousness, she cut off the hand of the guy that clocked her. istg my heart melted when i read this. this THIS is the vibe we're going for (THEY ALSO HAD REALLY COOL SWORDS OK?) just wanted to share this with you. and you know what if we were them in a former life? haha jk unless... hope i made you smile and laugh stay badass, babe :) ~ honey <3 p.s, do you want to exchange asks again? đđ
honey my love!!!!
this time it's me apologising for the timing of my response, i cant say sorry enough for how long it's taken <3 but if anything, it makes it seem more like these are actual love letters being sent back and forth, which makes it slightly better
and THANK YOU!! i can most certainly hear you and it's very appreciated, as are the flowers đĽş
this. this is the greatest piece of information anyone has ever offered me holy shit i need to learn everything about them right now what the fuck- now THIS is how i'm trying to be!!! two meet cute bitches with swords causing chaos and winning?? what could be better. most certainly was us in a past life, i won't take any criticism about it in the slightest. i will fight so many men with a sword for you <3 ik ive definitely mentioned this before but i am STILL trying to convince my parents to let me buy that pink gothic longsword - im hoping im slowly wearing them down as the days go by
you always make me smile and laugh darling <3 i hope i can bring even the slightest spark of joy into your life as a thank you! sending all my love sweetheart, stay safe and happy!!
and of course i do m'love,, i need to know more abt you!!!!
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flash fic friday #7
for @liz-pooh . in celebration of the exams you passed. i got you and i love you đ
i also want to say that I'm not 100% happy with what I'm written but I'm quite happy with how my initial draft of this turned out in the end.
i appreciate very much every interaction with this post! đ
fandom: twilight word count: abt. 1,500 words pairing: Felix/fem!oc topics (and warnings): teasing, fluff, domestic!Felix, i gotta admit Demetri is only mentioned like twice, dancing salsa
summary: Liza, Felix and Demetri have been sent to Galicia, Spain to find out more about an old vampire. But itâs late summer and the days are sheer endless - and so is the time that has to pass before they can leave the house. Time to learn some salsa.
[ID: They learned how to salsa on a Friday night in the dim light of the kitchen.]
source: this prompt is from @poison-prompts (it's also #66 if anyone wanted to know) and the only thing that is different, is that it's not dim haha
thank you and the text is below the cut :) enjoy!
Spain is a beautiful country - especially in late summer. The mostly dry air makes it rather easy to breathe in the heat. The seemingly endless masses of tourists are finally travelling home and there are a few quieter weeks before the first winter tourists arrive, looking for a place to stay warm and cozy while their home countries drown in rain and snow. They come to Spain to escape the depressing grey sky, the short days and long nights. In late summer, the nights are still warm enough to even go swimming in the ocean - not that the temperature would have been a big concern for three vampires anyways.
Liza, Felix and Demitri have been sent to Galicia by Aro. Their order is to find out more about a male vampire thatâs supposed to be in the area. He is rumored to be several hundred years old and to have explicit information on the Spanish royals. Aro has also heard that this vampire is not too friendly towards strangers and - thatâs where Lizaâs power comes into picture - is said to be one of the last dozen people who still speak an old Galician dialect.
Aro is not taking any chances.
So, he sent Liza.
Because thatâs what she does: Whenever Liza talks, the recipient will, without a doubt, hear her words in their mother tongue. No matter how ancient, how rare, how complicated or hard to pronounce the language is. While Liza always speaks her own first language, German, the received sound will differ. This has caused quite some surprised reactions so far and Liza loves seeing people get excited and emotional about hearing the language their mother once spoke. Especially older vampires.
Aro had provided the trio with a nice small finca near Oia, on Spainâs north-west coast. Itâs not exactly a tourist hotspot like other Spanish cities, so their area is rather quiet. Just like the long days in the finca.
With a sigh Liza turns yet another page in the book she is reading. Demetri had retreated to his room just after noon, leaving Liza and Felix alone in the living area. The dining table somewhere behind Liza is cluttered with files and documents that Felix needs to examine to make sure they did not overlook anything.
Another dramatic sigh leaves the female vampireâs lips. Liza throws her book next to her onto the cushions and dramatically turns her head to look out of the window front. From the terrace, through the garden and beyond the fence a narrow path winds down just to the coast. Their own private beach.
Still, thereâs hours to pass for the sun to set eventually.
Liza listens to Felix drop his file onto the table. His chair gets pushed back. Only a bit, though. She can hear it scratching over the wooden floor. He doesnât stand up.
âQuerida, have you ever danced salsa before?â
Liza snorts. âNo, I canât dance anyways.â
âYou could learn it. You've got a lot of time now.â
âAnd whoâs going to show me? You?â
Thereâs a challenge in her voice and Liza turns just enough to be able to look over the back of the sofa. Felix is staring at her, his elbows resting on his knees, hands together, head slightly tilted. He looks intimidating. Like a predator preparing to attack his prey.
âQuerida you forget where Iâm from. Iâve been dancing salsa before I could even walk.â
âHow come Iâve never seen you dance before then?â
âWell, Iâve been lacking the right... partner for that. Come here, let me show you.â
âNo, thank you. As I said, I canât dance.â Liza laughs and turns back around.
âOh come on! This is going to be fun!â
âMake me!â
Lizaâs book gets ripped out of her hands and hits the wall with a thud before falling to the floor. Still sitting on the sofa, Felix is towering above her. He leans down, one hand on either side of her. Felixâ face is so close, Liza can see her reflection in his dark red eyes and ever so often she canât help but look down onto his lips. But she doesnât get to do anything about it.
Felix winks at Liza.
Taking her hands he pulls her up and away from the sofa. Felix doesnât let go of her hands when he takes another step back and turns serious again.
âBasic steps, querida. Itâs not as hard as it looks.â
Liza rolls her eyes. âFine.â
âGood. Now mirror me. Left, right, left. Right, left, right. Do it again.â
âEasy. Thatâs it?â
Felix smiles at her, âoh no. These are the basic steps that will stay the same all the time. Oh and you need to move your hips more.â
Lizaâs eyes shoot up to look at Felix. A smug grin on his face.
âIf you wanna see me shake my booty, you just had to ask, boy.â
Felix moves to stand behind his girlfriend and his sudden closure makes it surprisingly hard to concentrate. His lips are at her ear, softly touching it as he speaks quietly.
âAgain, querida. Left, right, left. Right, left, right. Left-â
The vampireâs hands have been sitting loosely on Lizaâs hips. Guiding them, his body as close as possible but still leaving her enough space. When she missteps, Liza rests her head on her boyfriend, groaning. Felix chuckles softly into her ear.
âAm I making you nervous, querida?â
âNervous is not what I would call it,â she turns around in his arms. Thereâs an expression flickering through her eyes that causes Felix to swallow hard. âLetâs just say you distract me... Anyways, whatâs next?â
Felix watches Liza bat her eyelashes innocently at him and it takes clearing his throat for him to find his words again.
âRight, right. So next we do this together. Come here.â
Felix doesnât wait for Liza. He pulls her back in, probably a bit too far, but that is not the point. Liza laughs briefly and takes Felixâ hand. After making sure sheâs good with the basic steps, Felix starts rotating them. Slowly but surely they make one round, and it is really coming together.
Itâs cute how concentrated Liza stares at their feet, Felix finds, so he decides to spice things up by telling her to do a double step. Though neither vampire stops in their movements, Liza looks at Felix in disbelief.
âA double step?â
âYes,â he smiles at her encouragingly, âIâll count you in twice then we actually do it, okay?â
âOkay.â
Her answer is breathless but her eyes never leave Felixâ. After a couple more minutes Liza gets the hang of it and feels safe enough to look at Felix again. He looks utterly happy and relaxed. She smiles.
Felix looks at his girlfriend with a proud face. âClose your eyes,â he tells her. âKeep the steps the same, thatâs the only thing you need to concentrate on. Iâll do the rest. Trust me.â
And Liza does. Closing her eyes, she rolls her shoulders one last time and relaxes her hands. She can feel Felix move them around again, slow circles but not on the spot anymore. Felix leads them in bigger circles through the area. Once he feels sure enough that Liza will keep the steps, he starts moving faster. He watches her frown.
âYouâre getting faster.â
âCorrecto, querida. Youâre doing great so far.â
Liza smiles and suddenly Felixâ hand leaves her hip. His other keeps holding hers and her free hand just hovers in the air. For three steps they stay like this, then Liza feels Felixâ chest under her fingertips again. She opens her eyes and takes the look in.
Smiling brightly Felixâ eyes never leave her face. His dark, usually very neat hair, looks a bit disheveled and his black silky dress shirt is halfway unbuttoned.
Quite a look, Liza thinks to herself.
But the female vampire doesnât look less alluring. Tight black control leggings are hugging her curves and her white sheer cotton blouse has been unbuttoned a while ago. Underneath, a white crop top holds everything in place and covers about as much as it reveals.
Felix canât take his eyes off her as they dance. Dancing salsa again after all this time brings back some memories he usually keeps locked away. But the woman in his hands keeps his brain routed in the present. By now, she is taking some initiative. Liza is putting more power into her steps and swings her hips just a bit more. When Felixâ eyes return to Lizaâs face he watches her tip her head back and laugh. Freely. Happily.
In a swift motion, he brings their bodies together. He doesnât need to tell her that they are no longer doing double steps. By now hours must have passed and their bodies are synced oh so well.
Reflexively Liza gasps for air. She raises her arms to lock her hands in his neck. Her eyes wide open as Felixâ hands cup her side firmly. She knows whatâs about to come.
Then Felix kisses her.
#twilight#prompt#writeblr#felix x oc#felix volturi#oc: liza#ps i love queue#flash fic friday#levi wrote stuff#teasing#fluff#domestic!felix#demetri is only mentioned i'm sorry
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i posted this on twitter but thought u guys would like to see this too!! hereâs (a lot of) ellie/dina headcanons!!
dinaâs taller than ellie when they first meet, but that slowly changes as they get older. ellie just strikes me as a very, very late bloomer
dina is slow to anger & ice cold when she's actually mad/upset. ellie is a lot quicker than dina to grow a real temper & doesn't need many reasons to SNAP
dina's got no fucks to give and sleeps with her feet poking out of the blanket. also, she's a snuggler.Â
i think dina has a family of some kind. they like ellie.
joel is a bit...... iffy about dina. he likes her. he doesn't like some of the shit she does. your typical "you're a bad influence on my kid" dad who's completely unaware how much of a bad influence their kid are by themselves.
dina really grows on him after some time, though. he cares about her a lot. he even tries to play matchmaker one time. + he invites her for dinner, checks on her before patrol, etc.
dina will shiver ONCE and ellie will already be removing her jacket to shield her from the cold
dina is the kind of girlfriend that constantly seeks physical contact & she steals so so so many kisses at the most unexpected moments.. she's smug about ellie being So Into Her
i think i mentioned this before but dina LOVES being seen by ellie. and it's extremely easy to get ellie's attention. this is good, because she'd jump off a cliff to impress her.
dina is always touching ellie. she just.. she just stands there, holding her hand or touching her back, leaning her head on her shoulder.. even before their relationship reaches that "more than friends less than lovers" line.
by the way, that drives ellie crazy. the physical closeness, her laughing at all her jokes, her staring into her soul, the times when dina turns all silent & quiet.. she has to control herself so bad to not touch, to not do anything that would scare her away
dina is a bit of a troublemaker (shes just out there doing stupid shit teenagers do) & ellie is a Very Willing participant of whatever antic she's up to
also i'm writing a little something about this but. the sight of dina playing her guitar rly does something to ellie she LOVES it
their borrow each other's clothes so often they don't know which clothes belong to who anymore
like, they wear the same size. dina will wear pretty much anything she can get her hands on, while ellie has a Style to keep and is all about hoodies & flannels.
"we're dating." "hold on... i thought you two started dating each other seven months ago?"Â
dina's a little bit better than ellie at cooking but not by much. they prefer joel's cooking.
ellie will eat anything dina cooks for her, even when it tastes like sand and it's burnt underneath. she jokes about dina trying to poison her or smth like that, but she's really grateful & makes sure to let her know
adding to that.. dina is a doting gf. shes like. heres a cup of cold water on a hot day. dont get caught in the rain. have u eaten smth today. n she does all that in a rly playful, joking manner. like she's not serious about it at all, but she really does care.
she brings her homemade food when ellie's on watch duty.
btw, tommy is super supportive of ellie & is the first to find out about her crush on dina !! he elbows her when dina passes by & gets this annoying grin on his face when ellie stares at her too much
llie's not very verbal when it comes to showing how much she cares for dina. she likes doing things for her. things that make her life easier, like cleaning her gun, repairing a broken door handle and bringing her some food joel made.Â
their love language is very different but they make it work somehow. ellie loves her in the way dina likes to be loved and vice-versa.
dina does different voices for each character when she & ellie are reading together. she's TERRIBLE at it. ellie thinks it's adorable.
dina is Really Good at hiding her anxiety and she's not as confident as she may seem. she gets into this.... extra conversational mode + nervously laughs when she's not doing well. ellie doesn't buy into her shit.
after a day of manual labor and/or when ellie gets bruises (and she bruises rly easily), dina will rub cream over her skin & massage her back.. she's spoiled.
when it gets to the point where dina spends so much time in ellie's (and joel's) house she might as well move in, chaos reigns for a time.. they're both messy people n it drives joel nuts. ellie argues she "can't find anything" when her room is organized.
dina is a big baby in the rare occasions she gets sick. she hates being stuck in her house for too long & she makes sure to remind ellie just how much she hates it by being dramatic As Fuck
when someone stares at dina too much & is clearly interested on what they see, ellie makes sure to slip a hand around her waist and bring her closer.. you know. just to make a point.
dina got into a cat fight with kat ONCE like.. years before she even got together with ellie & she's still bitter abt it.
if someone were to tell dina she's jealous she would say she's NOT, but.... mm [doubt]. she gets extra clingy & passionate when she's jealous.
one time dina & jesse fought over the amount of attention she gave to ellie and how physically affectionate she was with her (especially when she was drunk, but not necessarily so)
when ellie goes on patrol without dina she's on the lookout for anything that could serve as a gift for her,, dina's favorite outfit is a dress + stockings ellie found !!
dina brings her flannels because she knows ellie loves them. she also brings her Hideous underwear because she knows ellie hates them.
dina's just easier to please. in more ways than one.
when dina tells ellie she lost Yet Another Hairtie she borrowed from her ellie's like: just you wait till i fucking Snap
some moments where ellie flew into a gay panic: 1) when dina sat on her lap for the first (and all the subsequent times) 2) when they went swimming & dina legit wore a swimsuit 3) when they played strip poker
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we fixed hsm
here are our 3 page fanfic plans
Troy & gabriella break up after like a month in college. Gabriella is around people smarter than her for the first time in her life & sheâs really struggling & he doesnât understand what sheâs going thru & she realizes that heâs not that empathetic & bad at communicating. Sheâs single for like a year just adjusting to college & making new friends & figuring out who she is after hs & also not putting her entire identity in her intelligence. She tries out for theater & theyâre like âyouâre not that good at singingâ & sheâs like ânever mindâ bc she liked it because it was with her friends in the first place. She finds community elsewhere & eventually is in a more fulfilling & communicative & mature relationship
Troy is having a lot of trouble bc being a student athlete isnât enough at FUCKING BERKELEY!!! And heâs having trouble at school. He also isnât getting lead roles in the theater program bc itâs like. A hobby as opposed to his major/career path. He has to learn to like things without being the best at them & also communicate w people better. Heâs no longer super special and the focal point of everything. He immediately tries to rebound by getting a new gf & she realizes right away that he just wants her to love him and pay attention to him and solve his problems and is like âfuck that dude go to therapyâ. He goes to the school therapist which sucks but he finds a good therapist & like. Improves as a person lol. He has to think more abt the experiences of others and not need to have everyone love him all the time. He gets a dog -- good for him bc he has to be responsible for the life of something else but also dogs are very affectionate
Sharpay goes to UA & at first loves it bc sheâs the star but then is super underwhelmed & depressed. She talks to Ryan and heâs like âyou know you can just transferâ and sheâs like âwow iâm so smart iâll just transferâ. After like a semester she transfers to a different school with a good theater program (not Juliard tho). She has a good mentor figure whoâs a prof whoâs like âyour ambition and drive are good things actually especially bc ur a woman and will be told that ur awful & bossy for standing up for yourself.â she makes her first real friend other than her brother (i am So sad) in a theater class-- not someone who worships her but like an actual human connection. Specifically a girl who she respects & doesnât feel she has to compete with. She has a learning moment when her friend gets the lead role and Sharpay is genuinely proud of her and she realizes she wouldnât have been suited to that part and that she doesnât have to be the center of attention all the time. She learns to derive self worth from her love of theater instead of from everyone validating her. Also her friend is goth & tells her that all the pink she wears is bad. They both initially loved the theater bc they wanted to be accepted but learn together that they can just find worth in each other and themselves and their work. Also at one point Sharpay starts dating someone and gets really annoying and her friend is like âyouâre being annoyingâ and they get in a fight and Sharpay is like âi donât even like him that much but i feel like i have to be in a huge romance relationship (bc of troy and gabriella but also Society)â and this eventually leads to her realizing that sheâs a lesbian and also that she has an unhealthy view of relatioships. She goes to therapy (it takes her a really long time to go but once she realizes she gets to talk abt herself she is more willing). Important that she does not date her friend (her emotional support system) but she does eventually get a gf. It takes her a long time to figure out how to be a good girlfriend and that her professional ambitions are different than her personal ambitions (sheâs used to treating her relationships like a business instead of a two-sided thing where there needs to be emotional connection and both people being like vulnerable w each other)
Her and Ryan having space from each other where he can shine by himself and she feels like she doesnât have to upstage him all the time. He feels for a long time that he canât rely on her bc sheâs a mess but eventually he texts her like 16 times in a row abt a person in his program heâs really annoyed at and sheâs like âoh my god heâs ruining your show you Have to talk to the director!!!!â and itâs really helpful to just talk it out w her even if he doesnât take her advice. Itâs helpful for him to realize that it is a problem and heâs not overreacting but also that he should not take things to the extremes that Sharpay does lol. He should not poison this person. They eventually fall into a good & more balanced sibling relationship where they can rely on each other for a certain subset of things but they arenât the only people in each othersâ lives
Ryan meets other gay guys at Juliard who tell him that his hats are bad and show him how to dress not like an idiot. Theyâre like âitâs ok buddy. I know you were the only out guy at your high school but you donât need to do thatâ. Heâll like. Do fine in college! Heâs like fairly confident in his abilities and identity & good at like. Balancing career & personal life. Heâs fine enough at school and doing well in his theater things. Heâs charismatic and makes more good friends. He âformally comes outâ to his parents in like a big thing. He choreographs it and makes Kelsey write him a song to sing. His parents are like âwell we knew that but did you have to make it this much of a thingâ and heâs like âyesâ. His mom is generally more accepting than his dad and his dad is like âplease donât talk about this to the people at the country clubâ and heâs like âi⌠wasnât? I donât know these people. Theyâre your friendsâ
After college Ryan gets famous before Sharpay does and generally has a good thing going wrt doing choreography for âreally important thingsâ (he isnât public facing)-- heâs good at choreo and also good at working with divas (thanks Sharpay i love u). He gets Sharpay a good role in a thing but he makes a big deal like âI got you an audition i didnât get u the part u did it all yourself :)â but he totally got her the part lol in that he recommended her. She does a rlly good job tho (obvs) and does well in the spotlight bc she;s actually like. Hardworking and driven and good at musical theater. Her Big Break is in like a movie adaptation of a musical. Sheâs Glinda when they finally make a Wicked movie. The choreography is really good bc Ryan does it
Taylor tries to become a politician but slowly realizes that her passion for being an activist doesnât super align with that and figures out that she wants to enact social change without like. Being a part of the system. She has a youtube channel where she talks about social issues and wears her stupid sweater vests & ties. Also she dates someone who likes women. Before she was invested in the public-facing aspect of the relationship and she learns what it means to actually have private moments of caring & how to not follow a stereotypical relationship and instead to do like. What she actually wants to. Sheâs bi and she dates a woman and enjoys not having societal expectations wrt how relationships are supposed to go. She dates a guy and realizes that a m/f relationship also doesnât have to conform to societal expectations. Both are super important experiences for her even if neither are âendgameâ (i love u matty)
Chad is heartbroken after Troy goes to a different school but tries to hide it/is in denial. He kind of lashes out at people who want to make friends with him and goes into a depression spiral. He eventually snaps out of it when Sharpay (who is still going to UA at this point) is like âwhatâs your problem?? Anyway i started going to therapy and it helped actually. Toodles!â and heâs like âwhat the fuck just happenedâ but he makes an appointment. The first session heâs like âhwatever this is stupid idk why iâm here. Whateverâ and the therapist is like âyeah. Okay.â but he eventually opens up and then like. Learns to see himself as not part of a friendship or group/team and see himself as an individual. He gets over Troy, which takes him a while but he does it & weâre proud of him <3 it also takes a while to make friends who he can be emotionally vulnerable around bc heâs never really had that type of relationship before (bc he and troy are very guys being dudes & he like. Wasnât super close w Taylor as they were p much just a relationship for show). He makes friends w both some guys and girls who arenât all on the basketball team and has friends from lots of different places. This process takes him like. All of college.
Chad doesnât date anyone in college and afterwards itâs super awkward bc itâs like the first time heâs actually dating someone. He ran into Ryan and they have a talk where Ryanâs like âyou couldâve been my first love but you were never really emotionally available bc u were in love w a straight guy and also not confident in the fact that u are gay. Like that summer was fun but it wasnât realâ and chad is like âohâ. Ryan was like in a serious relationship at that point but didnât mention it bc he didnât want to feel like he was rubbing it in lol. And then Chad thinks about things. This is like during a Thanksgiving break while still in college. Chad eventually dates a guy who understands how itâs like. Hard to be gay and figuring out relationships and stuff at different life stages.
Kelsey gets negative feedback for the first time and freaks out but eventually learns that a prof who only gives positive feedback when she deserves it is good actually. She incorporates criticism and starts to write songs that donât suck. She continues to wear awful outfits. She has a nice girlfriend who also wears awful outfits. They are an awful annoying couple but theyâre happy. They do annoying theater kid things
Ms Darbus realizes that itâs bad to force her students to completely write & choreograph their own shows and stops pouring her entire life into high school theater and fixes her problems with her âlegal domestic partnerâ whom she was feuding with
Zeke realizes that he likes Sharpay in the same way he likes celebrities and that isnât a crush. He makes plenty of friends in college bc everyone loves a guy who brings baked goods to places. He continues doing basketball & baking as hobbies but neither is a career & he finds passion elsewhere. He loves doing whatever heâs currently doing but doesnât have like a Thing he wants to do forever and it takes him a while to find a forever career. He ends up teaching a variety of classes at community college and is happy doing that but also he might not do that forever. He comes to terms with his âcontentment w the transience of lifeâ and is like âif iâm happy doing what iâm doing now then thatâs good enough for nowâ. He serves as a good contrast to all of the super driven people who know exactly where they want to be (gabriella, sharpay, ryan)
We did it. we fixed high school musical
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Hello and welcome to my thoughts ⢠on the new episode of the good doctor! I know you are all DYING to hear them so letâs go.
We love an opening that references season 1 episodes! (Added to my gif list)
Is lea implying her family was poor ugh icon
Poor Shaun he deserves better
Claire and Shaun arenât together I really can never win
Iâm screaming greyâs anatomy really took all the good paitent storylines rip
MORGAN NO ASKING QUESTIONS TO THE PAITENTS SHAUN GOT TRANSFERED FOR THAT SHIT!
Killed someone this show has lost it
Ugh skip
Theyâre really just throwing out brain scans as if those doesnât cost thousands of dollars paitents canât afford that
The scalpel is back THE LEVELS the show said if weâre going back to season 1 storylines weâre doing it allâŚdoes this mean Shaun and Claire can act like they did in season 1 and actually talk?
CARLYYYYYYY fucking finally this really is a season one throwback and we get a last name
She is so sweet
And she is talking to Shaun can Claire come hang out too
Me too Shaun me too
Ugh this is why Iâm a humanities person
IM SCREAMING leave Claire the fuck alone
Morgan was so quick to be like âSO YOU HATE EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES IN GOD HMMMâ breznik feelings canceled until they have a cute glance again
Iâm already annoyed with this plotline
Claire is talking to ******** more than she talked to Shaun last episode shaire stans remain the MOST oppressed
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW HAVE CANCER???
Can I call Claire an atheist icon now? If they make her change her beliefs Iâm gonna be annoyed lmao. I think there can be some middle ground here yâall
I relate to all this Catholic Guilt ⢠tho
Park needs to stop acting like he gives a shit lmao
Park stop fucking stirring the pot since when did YOU care
Ugh itâs hard only stanning four ppl on this show
Can someone PLS just threaten to sue Han or leak this to the press lmao problem solved youâre welcome
How iconic would it be if lim was just like âIâm autistic. Are you going to transfer me too?ââŚLISTEN SHE IS AUTISTIC
I was right Claire looks beautiful
How can you afford all these surgeries Iâm yelling
Who is being poisoned with cyanide Iâm screaming can we pls have a show abt pathology and Carly and not these boring ass plots weâve been getting
NEXT TIME I love one (1) man
CLAIRE YESSS FIGHT FOR YOUR HUSBAND
She deserves better Iâm tired of everyone talking down to her
SHE IS A LOYAL FRIEND AND ALSO GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO WIFE
Iâm screaming can we pls have her go talk to Shaun abt all this and promise sheâll fight for him or is that to much to ask
The ableism is jumping out
IM SCREAMING DID YALL JUST COMPARE AUTISM TO THE FLU???
Han is why men donât have rights
Claire is the queen of being right while everyone else is dumb af
Oh this lady damn everyone is coming back this episode!
Glassman sheâs dating someone why are you so Dense
Is this gonna be like a Brennan from bones situation where everyone keeps pushing religion on Claire when she doesnât want it Iâm already tired
And another thing she just thinks he shouldnât suffer for god she never said she didnât think he should believe
But enjoy projecting your shit on her Morgan!
Lim is the only bitch in this house I respect
Honestly probably not bc Claire isnât allowed to have anything either!
So we got Shaun talking abt Claire but in this way WHYYYYY
just let them be happy together I hate this
Clarieâs hair looks amazing
Claire is a hockey fanâŚthe gay jumped out
What is Shaun doing I stan it tho
Oh NOW glassman will talk to him
Well I mean Shaun has been right abt like 90 other cases
Glassy youâre so fucking annoying remember when you were all abt helping Shaun lmao
HE HAS STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF AND THEN HE GETS IN TROUBLE YALL ARE TESTING ME
Shaun is so honest ixhxjsuswhhaa
Oh the loophole Jessica taught him well
Shaun thatâs likeâŚprobably illegal but thatâs okay
I wonder when the whole quarantine issue is gonna go down
Shaun yess now bring out those illustrations
Han is just gonna steal his idea pretends to be shocked
God these episodes kinda drag when you arenât live-blogging and reading jokes
I know theyâre married irl but she looks so young compared to him
Yeah lady he always pushes ppl away get used to it
Anyone else feel glassman has become intolerable this season?
Claire is so smart queen of religious studies
Okay this show isnât going the route of Claire being converted or singled out as a bitch or bitterâŚwe will proceed cautiously
Morgan is so fucking nosey you are loosing all the goodwill I gave you
Also just say atheist Iâm screaming???
Ofc bc everyone who doesnât believe in god is broken and empty and secretly hates themselves LOVE that for me!
Iâm screaming the girl is like Oh Worm
Han is so annoying get a JOB
King of boundaries!
Are yâall gonna start shipping lim and Shaun now bc Iâm not ready
Good work Iâm still not gonna put u back in surgery tho
Heâs so close to crying Iâm abt to mcfucking loose it
Freddie is coming for the Emmy
Kinda wanna d*e
HAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BEGGING!
Allistics have lost their rights
Wow itâs almost like everyone has weaknesses including you doctor Han and yet youâre still here
Can a show just have a charecter thatâs not religious it doesnât have to be like a THING Iâm tired
Oof the cinnamon tography
SCALPEL Iâm gonna cry can we get a flashback now?
Steve didnât die for this
overall Thots: han can choke, needs more shaire, when will lea be allowed to talk to someone who isnât shaun or glassy, claire deserves better, carly should have her own show, morgan is on the shit list again, park is still irrelevantâŚ6/10Â
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Fight My Way ep6 thoughts
I love Kim Joo Man and Sul Hee, their relationship is so adorable but I just donât understand why Kim Joo Man doesnât jUST FUCKING TELL THAT INTERN HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND LOOK AT UR INACTION NOW ShEâS FUCKIN KISSED U U LIL BITCH and u havenât told sul hee so ur probly gonna just nOT TELL HER BECAUSE OMITTING THE TRUTH IS MAYBE BETTER THAN LYING????!!!!!
Idk I just really love Sul Hee sheâs so sweet and kind, but tough like when she stood by Choi Ae Ra (srsly they r friendship goalssss so much woman power and greatness) against that fuckin announcer (the crazy poison bitch). Sheâs also a pushover though and that makes me really sad but I get that she needs to suck up to her bfâs family where everyone but the bABY I GUESS aARE FUCKING DICKBISCUITS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM HONESTLYÂ
SUL HEE IS AN AMAZING GIRL SHE FUCKING SUPPORTED JOO MAN ON HER OWN FOR 4 YEARS THROUGH COLLEGE UNTIL HE GOT A GOOD JOB AND THE ONLY REASON WHY HE HAS NOT MARRIED HER YET IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE ABLE TO FINANCIALLY PROPERLY SUPPORT HER. Sul Hee is the sunshine who is so sweet and pure and radiant, but will roast your ass if need be (i.e. against announcer situation again)
more abt other characters under the cut
Moo Bin: sweet, good intentions, a fUCKING CREEPER WHAT THE FUCK BOI FIRST YOU WATCH THIS WOMAN WHO HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU AREÂ âENTER HER HOUSEâ LIKE SRSLY WHAT THE FUCK AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY SHEâS STRESSED AROUND YOU!!????????????
AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY HER A SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLAR (my estimation) pREESENT WHEN SHEâS LITERALLY KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE A WEEK TURD BAG
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYIN TO KEEP HER APART FROM HER FRIEND OF LIKE 20YEARS!!??????????? I GET THAT YOUR JEALOUS BUT AGAIN- YOUâVE KNOWN HER FOR WHAT LIKE A WEEK???
AND ARE YOU TRYING TO GUILT HER INTO DATING YOU OR SOME SHIT??
âI didnât even get this nice of a room for my mom.â
A BOI THAT DOESNâT TREAT THEIR OWN MOTHER WELL (especially with what I can surmise from your background) IS NOT A GOOD GUY AT ALL FUCK O F F
you make her uncomfortable. give her some room to breathe for crying out loud. you are stuffing your compliments and gifts and presence and other shitty things like that dOWN HER THROAT
Choi Ae Ra. Girl I love you but please roast the announcer bitch some day soon because I cannot stand her telling you youâre pathetic and degrading you. Please please have a better come back than âWhat did you just say to me?â/âI hit girls too you know.â Â because we all be knowin u ainât gonna hit a famous and well liked news announcer when you wANT TO BE A NEWS ANNOUNCER AND BREAK INTO THAT INDUSTRY.Â
Ko Dong Man, my other sunshine child. I love you. I believe in your mma career. Please lisTEN TO YOUR COACH WHEN HE SAYS HE DONâT TRUST SOMEONE.Â
Due to the fact that at the end of the episode Dong Man turned around -(my poor boy was hurt and surprised by that but honestly I am so glad to finally see a character turn around to try and find out the context of whatever situation they walked in on and not just storm off with clouds of misunderstandings above them and clouding their eyes and judgement) - hE TURNED AROUND SO WE CAN ASSUME THAT HEâS GOING BACK FOR ANSWERS AND HOPEFULLY AE RA WILL BE RESCUED FROM HER STRESsfULÂ SITUATION. Hoping moo bin will fuck off at ep7 is too high hopes i know. Moo Bin is probly one of those guys that will ask Choi Ae Ra for all the gifts he gave her, to be returned to him because theyâre his cuz he bought them. No matter that he bought them as gifts fOR Her.Â
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( beats fists on table ) Â DALE ! BARTHOLOMEW ! COOPER ! IS ! CHAOTIC ! GOOD ! AT ! BEST !
i made a post a bit earlier abt this perception of dale that heâs a cinnamon roll, and like. Â it bothers me so much. Â but i also totally get it because i used to feel the same until i read my life, my tapes. Â however: Â even if you have been only introduced to the show, putting dale under the category of lawful good is Horrendous and Shameful, how very dare of u. Â in the show i could understand someone maybe thinking heâs neutral good, but heâs totally chaotic good, and tbh as a kid and growing up he was probably even on the chaotic neutral side cause he was Wild AF. Â every time this happens i clench my fist and run through an itemized list of everything fbi special agent dale cooper has ever done to completely contradict this. Â off the top of my head:
he broke into a girlâs sexual/reproductive education class, and his reasoning was For Science
he spies on his best friendâs / neighborâs sister, marie schlurman (MARIE IS SO IMPORTANT !!!) through her open curtains, making special note to his recorder when sheâs naked, and other general shenanigans that comes with spying on young girls
he got mad when a girl he liked ended up dating another girl, and got Real Extra, Real Quick. Â he considered: Â poisoning himself to get her attention, lighting her house on fire while everyone was out of the house before offering her a place to stay at his home, just straight up lighting the rival girlfriendâs house on fire, or forget the girl and become a better boy scout. Â âEach plan has merit, and risk. Â Though all, I believe, will be very satisfying in the end.â
then he just blew up the rival girlfriendâs mailbox because nothing is a better time than hate crimes when youâre an angsty 15 year old
itâs implied that he poisoned the food of a rival boy scoutâs group when they were terrorizing his troop. Â he was pleased to announce: Â âThe Nazis suffered a mysterious case of food poisoning. Â Much vomiting and retching could be heard all last night. Â Never slept better.â
he doesnât like birds because he was attacked by one one time, so he killed a crow for no apparent reason, and proceeded to have an existential crisis (aka the quote from my promo lmao)
instead of just going home with his boy scout troop after their jamboree-thing, he decided Fuck The Bus, and he went on a mini adventure over three days where he traveled home by himself, primarily spending his time with some drugged-up hippy lesbians. Â âI am driving. Â I do not have a license. Â I have never driven before, and am driving around in a vehicle that I believe could put a drugstore out of business. Â April said I would do just fine and kissed me very long and hard. Â If caught, will probably spend most of my life in jail. Â Strangely, I do not seem to care. Â It has stopped raining. Â April and Star are under the pyramid in a sleeping bag making love.â Â they stopped and camped outside, the two girls were high, and dale got really drunk while april ran around naked and star slept on a rock.
thereâs the july fourth fiasco with marie where they ran through the woods stripping, started messing around, but then the forest caught on fire from the fireworks
he said Fuck School, and got his GED instead of bothering even starting his junior year of high school, and proceeded to fuck off to Who Knows Where for 3 fucking years at the age of 16 ??  daleâs dad is chaotic too like tf ya lettin a 16 yr old boy just walk off with $1,000 in his pocket on a soul-search.  what kind of advice is âwatch out for bad water and snakes.â  got me messed up, no wonder dale is too
literally all we know about this time period is that he traveled far and wide, and needed a ship ?? Â boi
the two choices he gave himself after he got back were: Â join the circus or start college. Â he looked into the circus and they didnât really want him.
he went to haverford (all boys) and constantly hung around bryn mawr (all girls), got naked and drunk at a bryn mawr party, and then snuck off to have sex in the grass with a girl and barely didnât get caught
he started dating that girl and she was married and he kept dating her anyways until she broke up with him lmao
he went to new york city and got chased around by robbers, then by a jealous boyfriend of an artist, then by cops and protesters. Â he ended up in jail for the night.
he went to vegas and started card counting and got kicked out of a casino
then he met a girl who loved coffee and he was smitten but she was celibate and all he talked about was when she was going to Not Be That Way. Â he never pressured her, but the reason she was celibate was because she had insecurities she had to fix about her relationship with her mother. Â ends up her mom had slept with her last boyfriend. Â
long story short: Â dale almost slept with her mother
almost only because his girlfriend set the house on fire and interrupted
despite finding out she was an arsonist, he wholly welcomed her when she said she was ready to have sex. Â while in the driverâs seat of the car. Â they ended up breaking the seat and turning off the parking break, sending them down the hill.
then she went to the psychiatric hospital because maybe arsonists arenât mentally doin too hot (hahahahahahahahhaha kill me)
skipping ahead and relevant to the way he treats his lovers:  CAROLINE EARLEâŚâŚ.  HIS PARTNERâS WIFE.  ALSO MARRIED. Â
the sanctimony of marriage: Â hey dale could you not
dale: Â new phone who dis
even in the show he ogles audrey and the only reason they werenât a Thing is for reasons related to real life: Â i.e. Lara Flynn Boyle dating Kyle Maclachlan at the time and getting jealous, so literally daleâs positive character development was only caused by LFB being a controlling girlfriend ??? Â so hereâs my uncertain thanks, i guess, lara lol
he has no qualms with the bookhouse boys, literally a group of vigilantes
there was also the whole part where he was suspended from the FBI, i mean
anyways this list is already too long but honestly calling coop lawful anything is wildly inaccurate.  tbh he sort of just joined the FBI because it was where he was being called to more in a destined way because he clearly has trouble with the morality of upholding laws that are unjust in his moral compass (he grew up during Vietnam, and his brother fled to Canada, he saw a man arrested at his school for dodging the draft; he had personal experience with how the law was shitty before he ever signed up).  the only reason, imo, dale makes a âgoodâ agent is due to his personality often working well with the role, his goals often align, but he doesnât actuallyâŚâŚâŚ  seem to care that much what others deem good, let alone the law.  he just does what he thinks is right or AT LEAST okay because heâs kind of morally dubious at times (thus i think chaotic good-neutral flux is the best alignment for him).
#long post for ts#( out. )#( Headcanon. )#umm why did i write a wall of text.... bye#anonymous#( ask. )
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