#i also love knowing that i'm not insane for thinkin these fuckin things have way less cargo space than we're led to believe
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I have to like. titrate how often I watch NJB videos bc the stuff he talks about makes me SO ANGY and then I have to go outside and DEAL with the stuff he's talkin about on a regular basis and I just combust into a ball of rage. but one thing that is comforting is that he seems to be just as furious especially since he also has to deal with asshats in his comments who have no listening comprehension or ability to think outside their own consumerism-addled brains
anyway fuck these stupid ass fucking trucks βπΏ
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#i also love knowing that i'm not insane for thinkin these fuckin things have way less cargo space than we're led to believe#like sparrow's vehicle can't fit anything of size in it lmao but you wouldn't think that from just lookin at it#but all those like. ~sleek design elements~ or whatever just get in the way. you open it up and it's like. reverse tardis.#justice for the station wagon βπΏ and justice for all those european trucks and EVs we're being denied#bc amurika is skurred of being humbled by other countries doin something better#and justice for me the frequent pedestrian who might well be hit by one of these fuckers one day#not just bikes#videos
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Pairing: Dallas Winston x Fem! Reader
Summary: Reader's boyfriend isn't treating her right. Dallas wants to show her that he can offer more.
Warnings: Slight cursing, Mentions of unwanted sexual gestures, Mentions of an abusive relationship, Smoking (boo hoo. Don't care), Dallas being too hot to handle, Dal's excessive use of the word "man"
Also the "I know you feel what I feel" came from @sadfever (Thank you so much for giving me inspiration to write this!)
βWhat a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same. If you were mine you would top everything.β
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Dallas wasn't expecting you to be standing outside his bedroom door at Bucks at 4 in the morning, soaking wet with rain water. He put out his cigarette before looking at you.
"Doll, are you fuckin' insane? You could've gotten snatched up off the streets walkin' around this late. Do you know what time it is? Get in here, man." He grabbed your shirt gently, pulling you in his room.
The light from his bedside lamp grazed over your face, showing the fresh bruises.
"I- Doll..." Was all he could say.
"Don't say anything. I just need someone to stay until the sun comes u-"
He cut you off.
"Nah, man. You're gonna tell me what the hell happened and you're gonna tell me now."
You sighed.
"I told him no. That's what happened."
He looked at you with anger as he thought about all the things that asshole could've tried to do with you.
"I'm sorry. Him? A guy did this? Who-"
You gave him a look that told him who.
You gave him that look anytime you talked about him.
He hated him. More than you.
"What were you saying no to?"
You started to pull down your pants, showing the marks on your thighs, also lifting up your shirt as you showed the ones that laid on your back and hips.
Dal sighed, talking about "catching a cold with all those wet clothes you got on." before grabbing a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, and handing them to you, turning around so you can have privacy as you started changing.
"So uh. You leavin' him?" He said, facing the wall.
"Thinkin' about it-"
"I'm sorry. Your asshat of a 'boyfriend', not only tried to have his way with you even though you refused, but put his hands on you and made you cry. Does that sound like something you should be 'thinking about' leaving? Hell no. You shut him out or i'll do it for you."
You pulled up the shorts, smiling.
"I hate seeing you with him, man. Pretending you're happy around everyone else. Well I see past it. You're trapped with him. Why don't you just get that I could treat you better. I can really make you happy if you let me."
"What?"
He looked around before answering.
"You heard me, Man." He really didn't want to repeat himself.
"I know you feel what I feel."
You were at a loss for words. You've always loved the brunette that stood in front of you as his back was turned towards you. You were just scared of what would happen if you showed how you felt.
You walked up behind him slowly, grabbing his shoulder.
He turned around to look at you, only to feel your lips on his. It was like a dream for both of you. The passion spilled out of your mouths as his hand settled on the small of your back.
The two of you pulled away, out of breath and eyes full of lust.
"I wanted-I want to leave him. But I'm scared, Dally. I didn't want him to hurt you." You breathed out as you started to silently cry in his arms.
It hurt Dallas to see you in so much pain. He rubbed your back, kissing your forehead as he told you to just "let it out".
"He ain't got nothin' on me, Doll. And you know it. I'll kick his ass in 3 seconds if it's over you."
He was gonna make sure you got the love you deserved.
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What is your stronger side? I am very curius about psychk. I love this rabbit hole!
me rn bc you've induced some major brain vomit from me about this particular subject and I'm about infodump like a mf ^^^
aHHHH ME TOO!!! I'm hyperfixatin' on it π΅οΈ I believe my stronger side is my right side, which presumably controls the left hemisphere of my brain aka the more logical side, which is BABIES because I'm a very creative, think outside of the triangle kinda person so I'd think I'm more of a right brainer. but it also kinda makes sense that I'm a lil' stronger in my right side since it's my dominant side and I do like to overanalyze & overthink things in a logical way (I need to change that belief as a matter of fact) π€ hoWevEr I have heard that it's important to use both sides of yer body to keep yer brain strong and lessens the chances of gettin' Alzheimer's and dementia (which I'm manifestin' a cure for both bc hell nah that shit is wack)
heads up, im about to ramble.
when I was readin' up on psych-k and the whole brain state, I stumbled across this new idea that's like 'brain gym' and I didn't think much of it until YESTERDAY when I was like... hm, are there other ways to make both sides of the brain work simultaneously while I'm awake??? cause psych-k is workin' for me and all but I'm sure there are other ways to communicate with both sides of my brain simultaneously to make affirmations stick in a much more efficient manner. when ya have both sides of yer brain workin' in harmony while affirmin' ya get like this deeper level of saturatin' yer mind aNd I wanted more of that bc it gives my brain the t i n g l e s. should also be mentioned that workin' yer entire brain is also a form of what can be referred to as 'super learnin' isn't that fuckin' gnarly??? i think it is. lIke could ya imagine that with this information now ya could literally just sit down and study somethin' with the utmost efficiency and whole brain thinkin' just by crossin' your damn ankles???????? wish I knew this shit when I was still in school--- wait nvm I'm still doin' classes.
there's this weird lil' exercise which is BASICALLY psych-k but ya stand up and do actual movements (super weird but also kinda fun for my monkey brain) iTs cALlEd the cross-crawl and there's a whole bunch of benefits for it (imma copy paste them below) this is all from this website I tried it for a few seconds yesterday and it was weird and cringey so I stopped but imma try it out again today for science π§
β’ Build your core strength
β’ Release stress and tension
β’ Enhance whole-brain thinking (get your left and right hemispheres to work together)
β’ Calm your mind
β’ Energize your body
it's pretty much a lil' funny dance where ya march side to sideβ its an actual exercise so y'know
ANYWAYS, it should be known that I am an avid method hopper because all methods work for me and I can do anything I want and it still works, sO I was thinkin' of a crazy ass combination of methods that involves psych-k, cross-crawling, and reverse psychology from @/charmedreincarnation which they described in detail in this post
this sounds insane and all over the place, I know, but I can't help it its because of how my brain chemistry works π im like a mad scientist with manifestation methods at this point
BUT BUT BUT BEFORE I FORGET!!! THERES ANOTHER EXERCISE THAT STIMULATES BOTH SIDES OF THE BRAIN AND INVOLVES ONLY YER HANDS. This bad boy right here
also... why did I find another brain synchronization exercise video... I need to slow my road. but here it is anyways
I had no idea Tai Chi was a form of brain synchronization exercise holy shit???? but ig that makes sense since it is a state of meditation
i could have infodumped WAY more but I forgot most of the other things I wanted to say... π€‘ TY FOR ASKIN' THIS QUESTION!!! ask me more questions if ya want me to info dump again, I'll try to keep my thoughts organized
#β chai's asks. !! ~#β anonnie. !! ~#ty for askin' anon bc now i have to write all of this down like a maniac#β chai rambles. !!~#my autism is showing#brb about to go wax on and wax off while affirming π#AYO JACKIE CHAN WAS ONTO SOMETHIN' IN KARATE KID???#should i make a post about brain exercises
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hellooo! had an idea I wanted to share with you,
Dianite knows better than anyone how simple it is to steal the heart of a god, he did it easily enough to his sister. But what about his own heart? His power? How safe is it really? So he conjures up a plan thatβs fairly straightforward, heβs going to hide it in plain sight! And what better place to put it than within his own champion.
And that's why Tom's sentience is so much more human than any other zombie. Why the shadows mock tom for following a weak god, and why his fight at the end isnβt much of a challenge.
Or you could go the other way with it:
Dianite had originally used his own heart to revive Tom and he steals Ianiteβs to recuperate some of that power back.
EYES WIDE OPEN I AM STARING
I know u meant it as two separate things but I absolutely love the idea of Dianite having a hand in Tom's revival and keepin his heart also inside of Tom for safekeeping like!! the quintessence implications that could come from that I'm going insane im brainrotting so hard- It would give a really neat reason as to why Dianite wanted Ianite's heart so badly aside from just heheh evil doings
I'm also like. thinkin about how this could play into the whole like Tom being tied to Dianite, like there's the emotional dependence but with this there's like a physical tether that maybe was the catalyst in the first place for why he ends up getting so reliant on Dia and makes the killing, the severs of that tie so much more AAAAAA. like Tom relies on his god, but he also owes his whole fuckin life to his god
#I so badly wanna work this into Tom's backstory I've been writing on the side if that would be chill with you#I may come back and ramble more about this when im more awake#but god this is such a swick idea#also i think its funny how Tom always seems to get tethered to a powerful being (universal constant) from Dianite in the mianite verse#or Anphidhea in Origins#what a pathetic little man (affectionate)#tom syndicate#mianite#lord dianite#lafakiwi talks#asks#licantropa#Ok adding on. what if the whole reason Tom is bein revived in the first place was because Dianite needed a champion#out of desperation
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