#i also feel like they facetimed to pick their outfits tbh

[blusandbirds]

fuck the sekai taikai fuck everything else, what i really want from season 6 is a return of their little matching bestie scooters. where they at?

[normal-internet-user]

Good morning girlie ! (At least here is morning)

How are you ? Did you sleep well ? 💕 Wanted to see how you were doing !, Thankfully I'm doing well myself.

I saw the peek a boo thing with uncle Mikey and this came into my head 😭💕:

Uncle turtles would watch bluey with lil baby niece reader.

Also tea parties are every Sunday evening,no if's or but's, it's settled.

Raph one time had to dress up as belle from the beauty and the beast for reader's birthday.

Donnie is reader's makeup 💄 model

Grandpa splints helped April pick outfits for reader through facetime (grandpa splints has an eye for fashion 💅)

Uncle Mikey gets to hug reader the most cause he's really soft

Uncle Leo has to take reader on piggyback rides everytime he walks into the room.

I had to share this thoughts with my favorite mutual (you🎀).

Love you girlie ! See ya and feel free to send me ask or Messages! I'm always here for you and for everyone dear 💓💕

D'awww hi!! You're so sweet! I'm doing well, I slept well, and I just had a sandwich!

AND OH MY GOD THESE ARE SO FREAKIN' CUTEEEE-

TBH Raph would fucking slay as Belle, no regrets, it's for his neice,

Tea parties are every Sunday, exactly 7:00pm, at the Jones family apartment. little reader gets to pick your punishement if you're late or miss it, and toddlers are fuckin creative, so good luck.

Bluey is a family activity, if reader wants to watch it, so do her Uncles. They have no choice.

Splinter has the best fashion sense, and Reader will not wear anything he doesn't help her pick. If he can't face time that morning, she pouts the entire time and picks her own clothes, refusing to let mama April help dress her.

The amount of times Donnie has had to go an entire day with make-up that was very obviously applied by a toddler is hilarious. He cannot remove it until you go home, and he can't fix it either.

Uncle Mikey gets the biggest bear hug every day, and only he gets a bear hug, (the others are incredibly jealous)

And Uncle Leo is the jungle gym uncle, you know the one. The one that all the kids climb on, piggy back rides, hanging off his arms, clinging to his legs, there is no escape hehe

And I'm sorry I don't interact with you like at all- IM A VERY ANXIOUS PERSON I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START A CONVERSATION-

You're like one of my favorite moots too- ❤❤

[royalelusts]

hii babes i was wondering if u could do a tr boys x( beyonce )reader maybe bonten?like how their s/o is famous and they are world criminals .have a good day <3

rating: sfw

word count: 170

characters: chifuyu, bonten sanzu, bonten ran, bonten kokonoi, bonten kakucho

warnings: none tbh. straight fluff.

a/n; I was listening to a nintendo music playlist while writing this and lemme tell you something. it hit so good. I hope you enjoyed lovebug!!! mwah <333333

Chifuyu

He often asks himself how he scored someone like you

Not that he isn’t confident in his skills

It just that you are literal perfection

The way you speak, the way you laugh, the way you dress

Just how you present yourself as a whole

He definitely has watched all of your interviews at least 3 times

Attempts to go on tour with you but also feels bad leaving everything to kazutora

So facetime is both of your favorites

Oh when you sing???

Literally feels like he died and went to heaven

I’m talking ascending the astral plane

Constantly showering you in compliments cause fuck you deserve it

Is always there if things ever get too much and need a break

One time a family came into the pet shop while you were hanging out behind the counter

The two little girls gasped before running up asking for hugs

You happily indulged cause they were adorable

Chifuyu was just standing there smiling cause you really were his whole world

Kokonoi

When he first met you he deadass had no idea who you were

He’s really only invested in bonten and whatever other businesses go into that

Y’all would probably meet by pure coincidence

You were at the bar relaxing after a long day

Some guy recognized you and was being very persistent

You were trying to be polite and turn him down but he wouldn't get the hint

And quite frankly it was pissing you off

Koko (who just happens to own the bar) glanced over and decided to intervene

He really only came over cause the guy owed bonten some cash

But hey he saved a cutie in the process so win-win?

 He offered you a drink saying it was on the house

You both started talking and the conversation just moved so smoothly

Y’all kind of hit it off them there

Texting each other every single day

He still had no idea who you were until 2 weeks later when Ran brought you up out of nowhere

But anyway

He spoils you so much

Like yeah you have the money to do all that yourself but he just cant help it

He wants to see you smile :)

If someone on one of your management/financial team isn’t doing a good enough job he’ll have them replaced immediately

You’ve tried to talk him out of this but it usually doesn’t go anywhere

“My baby deserves the best”

Doesn’t mind that you dont post him a lot (due to criminal activity)

He gets you all to himself that way

Ran

This mfer right here

Y’all already know how i feel about him

You two are that couple

He knows he’s hot

And the fact that he scored an absolute baddie like you just boosts this ego

He really wants to go on the red carpet with you to show off but cant :/

Instead he helps you pick out your outfit along with the accessories to top it all off

Whenever someone asks you what inspired the look you just smile and say “your personal designer”

Though you keep majority of your life private and off the internet everyone put the pieces together that you were dating someone

Whenever its brought up in an interview you just kinda brush it off and change the subject

One time paparazzi actually got photo of you and Ran together

You were literally on the brink of tears cause not only does it put everything you worked for in danger but also Ran

He wasn’t having that

No one stresses you out but him

He paid a little visit to the photographer and would you look at that?

No more photos!

Whenever he can convince you to go out with him to one of bonten’s many clubs its always a blasts

You’re both in the vip lounge sipping drinks

His hand is rested delicately on your waist the whole night massaging it slowly

UGH this man

Sanzu

How y’all met?

Kind of a mystery tbh

But here you are :D

Definitely your #1 simp

Like wow

He definitely gets sad you dont post him

Its a very common conversation between the both of you

“Why dont you post me?”

“You’re a literal criminal”

“I mean yeah but think of how cool we’d look together”

Though he says that he really doesnt involve you with bonten things

As long as it doesn’t directly interfere with y’all relationship its not mention

Well unless the Haitani’s just kinda show up to y’all penthouse wanting to hang out🧍🏽‍♀️

They often crash there since Sanzu’s is the closest from work

Not that you mind though

THIS ISNT ABOUT THEM RN THOUGH

Back to sanzu

He does want to go out with you sometimes though

You often go out super late together when barely anyone is on the street

There’s this one takeout restaurant you both go to often

You were worried at first but the owner is super chill

He’s seen enough shit so a celebrity and a dangerous criminal is the least of his worries

Kakucho

This man has my whole heart omg

The most normal out of the three others

Yeah he knew who you were but literally did not give a shit

Well he didnt until you two started dating

You both would go to the same coffee shop late at night

Him having just finished a job and you taking a break from the studio

You two usually never spoke to each other besides a small head nop to acknowledge one another

When you did actually speak it was just small talk before a comfortable silence returned

It got the point where you two would share a table doing your own thing

Him scrolling through his phone and you either doing the same or trying to come up with different lyrics to songs

You would often bounce some things off of him to see if he liked it

Kaku loves when you do this cause your voice is just so nice and smooth

Fast forward you’re both dating now

He’s really more of a homebody so y’all mostly chill at home together

Is up to date with everything in your life

Sometimes he even reminds you of things you forgot

“Dont you have the meeting today?”

“Huh?”

Cue you running out the apartment and calling your manager to apologize

He sent you a text reading ‘be safe’ cause he knows how you can get sometimes

Is your rock when you’re preparing for a tour or just frustrated in general

When you’re stress/tired/need attention (and hes done with his work) he’ll spoon you on the couch and take a nap with you

© 2022 royalelusts. please refrain from copying, stealing, profiting off my works, as i don’t allow my works to be used or adapted in any way without my permission.

[binniedeactivated]

txt reactions. || 👾👾

as dads... 👨🏻‍🍼

a/n; i’m sorryyy i’ve been in a fluffy mood lately I haven’t posted smut in a while but I promise I will! enjoy this though <3

soobin -

bro, he’s the clueless dad

doesn’t know anything about being a parent. is lazy about preparing to be a dad but he has a few tricks up his sleeve

everything would fluster the hell out of him. when the baby poops, when the baby pees, when they baby pukes, or when the baby cries he’d get surprised about it every single time as if it doesn’t happen

you know those type of dads where everything is literally a learning moment for them? yes, that’s soobin

is a dorky dad

his children will most likely own him, he won’t own his children

type of dad that gets beat up by his toddler kids for absolutely nothing

they walk in and kick him in the shin while he’s cooking

or pull his hair while he’s trying to read to them before bed

feel like his daughter would be the exact replica of him like seriously, would have his his whole entire face and matching dimples

with that being said, is an absolute sucker for his daughter

gives her anything she wants even if she’s a spoiled brat he’s scared to say no

needs his wife to teach him how to put his foot down

i feel like soobin’s son would be wild asf lmao

repeats every inappropriate thing that soobin says

“daddy? what does bullshit mean?”.

will scold his kids if they’re acting too wild but they never listen to him so it doesn’t really matter

again, he needs his wife to help discipline the kids

i know it can be quite common for parents of color (minorities) to hit their children but in my opinion I don’t really think soobin would hit his kids all that much

he  would pay a lot of attention to them though and know them like the back of his hand but he can’t really control the shit that goes on in his wild household

his wife will mainly come home every night to a messy kitchen and messy living room with soobin passed out on the couch and the kids curled on top of him snoring

all in all he loves them though, they’re his babies <3

yeonjun --

honestly, yeonjun is a pretty attentive father

i think he would be veryyyyy playful and affectionate

would want to do EVERYTHING with the baby

want to cook, want to clean, want to watch tv, want to talk to him/her and hold them all the time

has separation anxiety when his children are away from him for too long

even if he’s at work he’ll face time his wife often just so he can see the baby

if he takes his kids to the park he’s literally watching their every move

will still hug and kiss them on their cheeks and forehead no matter how old they get

extremely overprotective

no really, don’t touch yeonjun’s babies unless you want to die

protects his daughter from anyone that tries to date her

i think yeonjun’s son would most likely pick up one of his talents and his daughter will pick up the other

his son can sing and his daughter could dance, vice versa

encourages them to follow their dreams

supports anything and EVERYTHING they

definitely documents everything lmao, even if it’s small he’ll record or take a picture

will make a photo album of all of his children’s achievements

is the type of dad that’s always talking about his kids

literally fr--he mentions them in every conversation

he’s just a proud dad alright? don’t judge him

i think yeonjun’s children would be extremely well behaved and well kept 

mostly because yeonjun doesn’t play around LMAO

nah fr, he’s a dad that knows how to scold and punish. his kids know better than to cross him

gives his kids anything they want

takes them on vacations allllll the time 

universal studios, disney world, legoland, you name it and he already booked the trip

honestly the type of dad that’s always somewhere having fun with his kids and posting photos on social media

is IN LOVE with being a dad

beomgyu --

lmao beomie is the cool dad

literally will talk to his baby like he/she is grown 

“i’m tired of this show. you want to watch netflix? big mouth has a new episode”.

“can you stop crying? that’s weird. all you did was pee. you’re acting you’re a baby or something”.

“why don’t you just use words? tell me when you’re hungry. stop acting like you can’t talk”. (his baby is literally 2 months old)

loves sleeping with his babies the most. loves when they cuddle with him in bed and just fall asleep in his arms and on his chest

plays with them all the time, chasing them around the house playing laser tag or ‘the floor is lava’ lmao

loves playing video games with them, doesn’t let them win just because they’re young

will literally beat them in every game with no remorse, he just tells them they have to learn how to beat him

when they’re older he’ll literally let them do whatever they want 

“dad can I go to a party?”.  “sure whatever”.

“dad I’m going to a club with my friends”.  “alright. be safe”.

“dad I think I’m pregnant”.   “damn how that happen? I hope your baby’s father isn’t ugly tbh”.

is the type of dad that will lie to his wife about their children’s bad grades to save their asses

always sugar coats the parent teacher conferences to his wife, telling her that they’re the star students (even if they’re bad as hell)

laughs when one of his kids curse

teaches them the cheat codes to getting what they want in life

his kids ADORE him lmfao

is the most understanding and caring dad there is

taehyun --

strict dad who is a good listener lmao

i think taehyun would be more prepared when he knows he’s about to be a parent. of course he knows he doesn’t know everything but this man would be so prepared lmao

literally would do research on different things just to try and get a better understanding of how children’s minds work

his kids would be baby geniuses please

his daughter would be playing mozart on the piano at the age of two

his son would be a mathematician at four

LMAO i feel like his kids would be smart and mean ASF

literally the bougie kids at school with the latest clothes and shoes and don’t want to associate with the dumber kids

spoiled ROTTEN by taehyun will literally call him for the smallest inconvenience

“dad can you put more money on my credit card? I’m feeling sad today”

“dad I need a spa day”.

and yes taehyun will do these things for them at the drop of a dime

i feel like he’s the type of dad that knows everything, literally can’t outsmart him

if one of his children lies he already knows that they’re lying and already has evidence to prove it

I don’t think any of his children would ever lie to him though lmao taehyun don’t play that shit

type of dad that will allow his spoiled ass kids to live in his house for as long as they want without requiring them to move out

absolutely weak for them

will set up bank accounts and college funds for them

literally does EVERYTHING for them i cannot stress this ENOUGH

will buy their first apartment if they want it

will buy them their first cars

taehyun’s kids : part time job? what’s that?

type of dad that his kids can talk about anything and everything with and they love him for it

can be a crackhead dad too, will do the craziest shit to make his kids laugh

his kids are his world <3

kai --

lmfao i feel like kai is the fine line between being prepared and not knowing what the fuck to do every second

literally needs his wife because he’ll get anxiety trying to make big decisions for them

i think he would be at his prime parenting during the toddler stage since he has a lot of energy. he would bring his kids to trampoline parks and bounce house places allllll the time

his kids’ fondest childhood memories would be somewhere in a bounce house jumping and having fun with their dad

would also love turning on a soft playlist and have coloring sessions with them

is the type to make his kids dress like him, oversized sweaters, baggy jeans and cute sneakers

would buy his kids matching outfits and toys

also would be big on accessories i think. would love buying them cute backpacks, lunchboxes, and pens and pencils lmao

i think kai’s children would be chaotic as helllllllllllll

extremely hyperactive and don’t know the concept of bedtime

has frequent food fights in the kitchen

whenever they take a bath they get suds all over the floor

they eat and nap in the kitchen cabinets even though kai specifically told them not to do that

kids would be EXTREMELY cute so it would always be hard for kai to scold them

his version of scolding is literally, “hey don’t do that”. will never yell or hit

can never find a babysitter for when him and his wife have date nights because his children are always on a rampage

and when they do have do have date nights his children always find a way to facetime him fifteen hundred times about nothing

i think out of all kids, kai’s kids would be the baddest ones in school just because of the contrast lmfaoo

his son draws curse words on his desk

his daughter gets into fights all the time

parent teacher conferences are the funniest because kai is smiling no matter how bad the teacher says his kids are

literally cannot control them LMAO

but they’re so funny and sweet to him he can’t help but become weak for them

when they’re older though I feel like they’ll mellow out only a little but still kinda rebellious 

kai is a positive dad who tries his absolute best lmao but he loves them with all his heart <3

[mypimpademia]

Can I request black s/o getting their nails done x Bakugo, todoroki, midoriya, and shinso please

Bakugo x black!reader, Todoroki x black!reader, Midoriya x black!reader, Shinso x black!reader

TW: Swearing

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BAKUGO

This man highkey loves it when you get your nails done

Like they just have so many benefits

He gets nice lil scalp massages, it feels nice when you trace them on his skin (unless you got them stilettos, he not tryna get stabbed), and you just look fine as fuck with them

Of course, he always thinks you look fine but seeing you w nails just adds a lil extra spice

He will 100% pay for them too

All you gotta do is say the word

"I'm thinkin of gettin my nails done..."

"What do they look like and how much?"

If you dont already have a designated nail tech, hes finding you the best one

He doesn't care how expensive they are, hes chillin as long as its worth his money

Katsuki a lil extra ngl... so he'll buy you whole outfits to match the nails

And that means outfits for everything

Pajamas, comfy clothes, casual, business, formal, etc.

And he gon make sure them nails is one of the main things (besides your pretty ass face🥰) thats poppin

Katsuki won't say shit, but he wants you to get Ground Zero themed nails. So. Fucking. Bad.

But again hes not gonna say anything

He will drop hints however

The two of you usually pick out what ever set you're gonna get together, so if a Ground Zero themed set pops up, he'll make you stop scrolling and act like hes looking at another set

And if you take the hints and get them... he'll love you forever (especially if you do it without the hints)

You gotta wear his merch w them on too

Pictures on Pictures on Pictures

Golden hour especially

Katsu KNOWS us melanin bbs be glowing during golden hour

So anything with that, that shows off your nails and face is fine by him

TODOROKI

Icyicyicyicy

He LOVESSS seeing you with nails

Especially if they have a lil glitter or jewels

Or if they're plain and simple

Like Bakugo, Sho likes the way they feel

And they just look so pretty on your hands

Just loves your hands tbh

Likes the way the feel, fit in his hands, all that

So when they look pretty he just 🥰🥰

His favorite shapes are almond and coffin, he likes the simplicity of them

But definitely doesn't mind other shapes

Uses Endeavors card to pay for them

If they only do cash, yall finna hit the atm then

Nails the same color as his hair? Yes.

Shoto would prefer if you only got white sometimes for obvious reasons, but either way he likes it

Shoto likes to take cutesy clique pictures

Like you cupping your face, making a heart over your eye, both of your hands making a heart...

He'll dress you up in something that matches your nails well and compliments your skin

Will deadass buy you an entire closet of clothes organized by color and categorized by nail style

With Endeavors card*🥰

All in all, Shoto baby's gonna splurge

MIDORIYA

He lovesssss the way nails look on you

Just loves your hands in general because his are all cut up and scarred so being able to hold your hand when it looks all pretty just makes him happy

Almond, coffin, and ballerina are his favorite shapes

He doesn't know why, he just knows he likes how they look

But hes honestly happy if youre happy

Izuku will 100% pay for them everytime

Doesn't even care what you're getting, just tell him and he'll give you as much as you need

"Izuku baby, I'm going to get my nails done."

"How much do you need?"

Once you have them done... whew chile...

Hes gonna be holding your hand as much as he can

Playing with your fingers, kissing your hands, having you cup his face and tap his cheeks with the tips

Izuku will die if you get a dark green set that matches his hair or one that matches his costume

Will probably combust when you show him

Poor thing, he gets so excited he grabs your hands a lil too rough and almost breaks em😭

"Ayo, chill, I just got these an hour ago."

"I'm sorry baby, they just look really good, I got excited."

He'll take pictures if you ask him to

Izukus got a lil bit of an eye for photography, so he gets allll the angles

"Let's go over there, there's better lighting."

SHINSO

Everyone in this hc a simp, and this nigga is no exception🙄

Hes in love with everything you do

So he loves loves LOVES when you get nails

Coffins and stilettos are where its at

Doesn't mind any other shape, but those are his favorites

You get a monthly salary on your nails, so you get them done on the same day every month without fail

"Kitty, its nail day."

Something that compliments your skin tone too

Hitoshi probably FaceTimes you while you get them done because he likes watching the process, as well as getting the first look at them

"Damn baby, look at you... fine and shit."

Secretly wants you to get purple

Either really dark, lavender, or the color of his hair

Like you with purple?? He might just marry you right there

Takes those cute ass couple pictures

His favorites have you with your hand over his mouth, one where he's holding your hand in a way that shows off your nails...

But his absolute favorite is one where you got your nails in the same color as his hair, and you're laying on his chest while running your hand through his hair 🥺

And yes, that is his lock screen

He also takes a lot of just you by yourself

A cheesy blurry one where you're hiding your face and pushing him away because you didn't wanna take a picture (aka his home screen)

And fully body ones of you in different outfits that you took for your social media

"You're so pretty, Kitty."

[bbytetsu]

FIRST DATE ft. oikawa, iwaizumi, tendou, semi

author’s note: since i went pretty in-depth, i didn’t cover all the characters i wanted to and will probably continue this as a series. if there’s someone you wanna see lmk! 💘

oikawa:

let’s be real, oikawa has had a million first dates

but with you, he wants it to be special and something he’s never done before. so he books a baking lesson at a famous bakery

as usual, he’s well groomed and well dressed. even put on a lil spritz of cologne to impress you

brings his polaroid so you can take pictures after 🥺

he’s probably at least 10 minutes late LMAOOOO... something about not being able to find his usual gel and having to make do

oikawa is a horrible baker, he sucks at following instructions. he wants to improvise despite not knowing what he’s doing

but he’s so cute you can’t stay mad! he lowkey messes up on purpose just so he can get more of your attention and then watch you concentrate as you attempt to fix his mistakes

will praise you, but will also praise himself too for doing the bare minimum... he keeps asking you if you saw him crack that one egg 🙄

lots of playful banter and skinship, like an accidental brush against his arm, your hands touching as you pass the mixer to him, or when he ruffles your hair

dots a lil whipped cream on your nose and takes a photo before you can stop him. he won’t stop laughing at it throughout the date but really he just thinks you’re so cute 

despite taking a ton of photos of you and of the date, he’s not using his phone otherwise to go on social media or answer any texts. he just wants to be in the moment with you but also record the best moments

while you two wait for the cake to bake in the oven, he leaves to buy boba for you two

super impressed with the cake after it’s out of the oven and keeps praising you for it! (as he should, you carried the team!)

surprisingly much better at decorating the cake than baking it. will try and write “i like you, (y/n)!” on it with frosting

will spoonfeed you the cake and expect you to spoonfeed him too

since he’s really trying to take things slow with you (unlike his previous romances), he’ll stick to a kiss on the forehead and multiple times on the hands before the two of you part ways

iwaizumi

the most romantic, soft picnic date

and being the perfect gentleman he is, he’s prepped some of your favorite foods, brought a blanket and speakers, and is picking you up

ngl the car ride is a bit awkward. when he picks you up, he’s just so stunned at how lovely you look! he musters up a compliment but he’s red in the face and can barely meet your eyes tbh

you’ve brought some food too. the two of you definitely overpacked, but he was scared you might be hungry

he takes you to a nice park by the lake and sets everything up under a tree

the JOY he feels from watching you eat his food! the way your face lights up when you take a bite into a small sandwich he made

he eases into the conversation as you two eat. before you know it, the two of you are sharing your thoughts, laughing, even teasing each other

you try to teach him how to make a crown of dandelions. just imagine the two of you twinning your dandelion crowns 😭

as you get full, he scoots closer to you and the two of you get super cuddly. puts his big arms around your shoulders in a back hug while you’re sitting down and you just feel super secure

HE IS. 100% AN IG BF and will take photos of you if you want! (just think about it, oikawa has probably forced him to take so many photos of him)

puts his jacket on you if you get cold. just wants you to be comfy

after the picnic, he takes you back to his place to watch a movie

you let him pick what movie and of course he picks GODZILLA

but somehow he makes it romantic??? the two of you are cuddled up on the couch, he’s holding your hand under the blanket

he keeps asking you if you’re comfortable, and halfway through the movie, when you’re nuzzling your head into his shoulder, he plants a kiss on your forehead

he pauses the movie to tell you how much he likes you right before the two of you kiss. godzilla can wait 😌

tendou:

ARCADE DATE! 

the two of you are very casual with each other, so you probably didn’t even consider this a date to begin with. but little do you know what’s about to go down... 

tendou’s actually not nervous for the date. given that he’s excellent at reading others, he already knows the feelings you have for him. he’s just thinking about how to make his move 

SO! MUCH! FUN! you play all kinds of games, from old school ones to rpg shooting games to racing ones (his weakness tbh)

signature celebratory dances when he wins! 

oh and the dance dance revolution battle! don’t EVEN GET ME STARTED

he’s nimble on his feet and amazing at DDR! he’ll even sing along dramatically to all the pop songs that he knows

he loves the satisfaction of winning a game, but if you get discouraged, he’ll notice and encourage you or focus more on team games! might even let you win a game or two since he’s just head over heels for you...

ceo of claw machines. when you try to get a plushie from those impossible claw machines, he'll watch you try first

but when you don’t get it, he’ll ask you to try again. instead of just taking over, he’ll stand behind you, put his hand on yours, and gently guide you so that you can successfully pick up the plushie

whatever plushie you want, it’s yours! he’s got you

he’s also got you on drinks and snacks. you’ll sit down and have a moment together with popcorn and chips before you get back into it

there’s wasn’t that much skinship throughout the date, but now the tension is building up fr! and don’t worry, he’s planning to act on it

towards the end of the date, the two of you enter the photobooth

and the two of you are in there for multiple rounds, tons of silly poses

with you this close to him, he’s finally starting to feel the nerves 🦋🦋

as you’re waiting for another set of photos to print out, the two of you have reached the peak of the tension. as you lean towards him, he puts his hand on your waist and goes for it 

your kiss is so exciting and sweet! and he smells so so fresh

you make out in the photobooth until two kids catch you

semi:

let me just say beforehand how sweet and significant this date is. it’s the first time he really opens up to you 

you meet up for an evening mini-concert date at his favorite cafe

he’s there 15 minutes early. despite being offered a table inside, he waits outside because he’s scared you’ll get lost 🥺

he’s dressed somewhat casually with an edge. while his outfit looks effortless, it was NOT—he freaked out an hour before and facetimed tendou about what to wear

tries so hard to not look nervous, but his heart is racing! probably more nervous than he is for his games tbh he’s got his earbuds in, foot tapping nonstop, shoulders crossed

when he sees you, he relaxes. you just have that effect

takes you inside and tells you why he likes this cafe so much because he hopes that you will love it, too

king of respectfully checking you out. sneaks small glances at you when you’re not looking. you always catch him smiling but don’t know why

pays for your drink and orders what your drink despite having a go-to drink. the waiter is visibly surprised that he’s breaking routine

you talk over coffee and have such an easygoing time. he’s actually surprisingly talkative and u learn a lot about him outside of volleyball

also a good listener, thinks it’s cute when you get excited while talking

teases you a lot, too

an hour in, a local band that he likes comes in to perform. he can’t contain his excitement

pulls his chair closer to yours. as the music starts playing, he grabs your hand. you lean onto his shoulder

nods to the music, but when they play a love song, he turns to you and sings the lyrics quietly to you

he holds your hand as the two of you walk out into the streets

you walk around the shops for a little bit

as you’re about to leave him, you peck him on the cheek. before you can go, he leans into you and the two of you kiss

it’s a beautiful, slow, yet deep kiss

after you leave, he calls you and stays on the phone with you on your commute home to make sure you get home safely

[honorguk]

Dating » Kim Yugyeom (GOT7)

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– What it’s like to date Yugyeom from GOT7 (based on my assumptions) <3  * it’s a bit long but pretty intricate, so i hope you enjoy it ;) *

»•» OVERALL:

a shy cutie at the start that opens up much more later on

legit won’t tell you that he properly loves you until like month 4 or 5 - he wants to be utterly sure that you’re the person he’s marrying

and trust me, once he’s decided that, he will marry you

you guys will prank each other loads (and he will scream SO LOUD when you pop up from under the bed)

will get all shy over pda and skinship but tbh he’ll try to overcome that fear and slowly but surely show more affection to you in public

but even at home, he’s a bit timid at first so when he lays his head on your lap, you better appreciate that

lives for the praise

you’d visit him during practice and sit in the back of the practice room and yugyeom will dance extra well to impress you

and then bambam would crouch beside you and watch his best friend dance while whispering to you “he’s not always that amazing- he’s just showing off ‘cause you’re here” followed by an “i’m joking” and then by a “not really”

speaking of bambam, you and him would also be quite close (and lil yugyeom would get so jealous awh)

“yugyeom’s mine, and you’re just stealing him away!” bambam would shout and latch onto his arm, trying to run away with him as yug laughs and you chase after the two

literally get attacked in cuddles and kisses after he comes home from work 

you’re the number one got7 fan, as supposed

mark would point to you in the crowd and bring yugyeom over so he can see you during one of their concerts, and he’d start getting all giddy and start jumping up and down

would tease you once he’s more comfortable around you

wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless you’re cuddling him (after that, he’d dream of you and you’d see him smile in his sleep <3)

»•» DATES YOU GO ON:

i see yugyeom as a simple guy - coffee dates and cinema nights are the favorite go-to

will walk around town with just your pinkies intertwined instead of your full hands

but if you guys decide to get all adventurous, he’d take you to the beach and end up soaking you with water

“yugyeom what the hell! i spent two hours on makeup today!” “not my problem, darling!” you’d both shout at each other as you run after him

he wouldn’t be extremely into couple-y matching outfits at first, but then you’d try some on together, and he’d fall in love with the concept

so that means you’re always matching somehow

being seen walking around with a girl like you would make this kid so. confident. he loves going out with you, it’s no doubt

sometimes the rest of the boys (or maknae line, rather) would be pretending to “accidentally run into” yugyeom when he’s on a date with you.. they’re just spying, per usual, and taking a hell of a load of candids

»•» PET NAMES:

“hey cutie!” when you first see each other that day

“honeeeey” when he wants your attention (and he’d poke you until you kissed him to catch him off guard and shut him up)

he’d be all cute and act innocent when he wants your attention as well. would cutely follow you around like a puppy till you notice him and shoo him away

“but baby…” he’d pout and that’s how he gets you wrapped around his finger

what works with him is literally anything said in a higher pitched and cuter voice

but he especially likes ‘baby’ or ‘babe’ - a man of simple desires. sometimes you’d call him ‘pup’ which makes him all blushy as well

»•» WHILE ON TOUR:

he sort of neglects his phone since he’s so focused on the tour, but he never forgets to send short lil updates or photos when he’s done with work

sometimes you’d stay up for him (considering you’re in different timezones) and facetime when he’s available

and the facetime would be taken over by the other members who were all secretly excited to see you as well (but since yugyeom is just a taaad jealous, they never expressed it hehe)

he’d really try his best to give you as much love as he can from a distance

you’d be live messaging him while watching the playback of a concert, or an interview, and you’d keep telling him how good he looks and how much you miss him

gosh he’s a sucker for praise, especially from you (and even though he gets red and tells you to stop doesn’t mean he wants you to stop)

(and you never stop)

it could get a little heated if he’s totally alone in the room...but he’s too shy to do anything over the phone (for now *wink*)

but when he comes home from tour, you’re the first thing in his arms, and he’s picking you up and crushing you in the biiiiiggest hug for ages :)

»•» ARGUING/MAKING UP:

he hates arguing and tries to do as little of it as possible

but that means he could seem a little ignorant or dismissive, like he’s running away from the issue

and you tell him that and that’s what sparks the argument most of the time

yugyeom would try not to raise his voice but he really struggles sometimes, especially if you have already

but he’d urge you both to sit down and calmly talk about it - shouting matches don’t put him in the best mental space

he’d take your hand and listen carefully about what you’ve got to say, and vice versa

oftentimes, if he didn’t think the fight was worth it/not that important, he’d pretend that nothing happened afterwards

but if he saw that you were still upset, he’d never let his ego eat away at him and instead he’ll buy you flowers or take you out for dinner that evening, and all is good :)

your fights aren’t very often though, thankfully. practically non-existent

you have playful ones, like you’d argue about pizza toppings while laughing

but whatever the fight may be, there would be times when you’d end up in bed because of it

“we either fight it out or fuck it out”

and hey, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures

»•» NSFW:

his innocent and timid shell disappears and he’s all bossy

most likely a soft dom, but still, he’s mostly in control

he loves touching all over you - your hips and waist, hands, neck, arm, chest, thighs - you name it

and it’s all super lovely and passionate

always grinning and smirking and telling you how great you look beneath him

sloppy kisses and a rough, steady pace are his everything

wouldn’t let you mark him since he’s so scared that someone will see, but you’d still leave scratches and gently bite his collarbone area and chest and that would make him go crazy

he loves seeing the scratch/nail marks afterwards. if he could, he’d go for round two instantly once he saw them in the mirror

i don’t think yugyeom’s that kinky, but he isn’t vanilla either

he’d tease you, make you beg a little until he’s pleased with how truly needy you are for him, then he’d get to work

rarely, if he’s really feeling it, he’ll use a silk tie to tie ur hands behind your back

but yugyeom’s a definite switch. he will loooove to see you in control, domming him and putting his hands up over his head, telling him that he shouldn’t dare to bring them back down

kinda loud and whiny, especially when his eyes are rolled back when he’s close

but no matter how rough and passionate the dirty was, you’d both end up cuddling and joking around and fall asleep in each other’s arms

[fusebcx]

send ☼ + a ship!  ( murray x bre )  @enchaxxted​

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation? murray. one time he found an abandoned box of puppies on the side of the road and was like “okay, well, this is not negotiable” and took them all in. probably found a place for all but the one who chewed their slippers. they were probably like “what a little demon. let’s keep him.” 

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them? bre, although when in the right outfit and state of mind, murray wouldn’t mind a quick grungy photoshoot. but then i absolutely think they’d take some spooky couple pics together. “happy anniversary, babe!” and it’s them dressed as michael myers & leatherface at the cemetery. 

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy? murray, bc making ur gf happy is super punk rock. 

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them? they usually pick one together. and i doubt either of them gets genuinely scared. they just sit there like “oooh thats so sick”, rating all the kills n shit. 

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them? bre, and while i feel like murray doesn’t necessarily try to distract her, the loud music blaring from the kitchen while he’s mopping the floor doesn’t really help. 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated? also bre, but murray might do it every once in a while, especially if they haven’t seen each other in a hot second. oh, also when drunk at a bar after a gig. 

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do? bre storms out and while murray doesn’t cry about it, he’s visibly #pissed. might have to smoke three cigarettes in a row about it. 

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows? bre! murray wakes up in the middle of the night to grab a drink and finds her on the couch watching some true crime. “first of all…. you’re watching without me? second of all, it’s 4 am, go to bed.” 

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky? depends. they both would, tbh. there’s a lot of biting in that relationship. 

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car? i wanna say bre, and then she pretends she didn’t do it. 

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays? they both do, because when they decorate together, they always try to go for the spookiest aesthetic possible and probably find a lot of excitement in that. 

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other? bre and murray doesn’t bother her until she’s ready to come and talk about the issue. 

who plays with the others’ hair more? murray, but he’s also got some real nice curls himself so she’s welcome to play with them, whenever. 

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored? bre. gets in his lap and like pretends she’s about to bite him to get him all stoked. also probably does stuff like .. sit in a way that blocks the tv so he has to pay her all the attention. 

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can? murray. he looks spooky, but u best believe he’s a big fan of kissy-kissy with gf. 

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up? bre, but murray says it lovingly... most of the time.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up? oh i feel like they’ve both been guilty of that. 

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one? they literally never take an umbrella. ever. and then rain happens and use murray’s denim jacket as a tarp. 

who demands showering first in the mornings? maybe bre bc murray has no preference. 

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings? murray. ok so, ig his preference is: with bre. 

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games? they’re both rollercoaster people. #adrenaline. 

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond? bre bc she knows murray’s phone is probably on silent and he won’t notice unless she spams the shit outta him. 

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight? murray and bre’s like ??? really dude ???  but he makes up for it by charging it at work. 

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets? bre has done it like once and instantly murray was like “are you trying to pickpocket me?” 

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can? maybe bre? but idk, i just don’t think they’re one of those couples that hug all the time. 

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet? depends! bre might be louder in like... normal conversations cause murray tends to be rather chill but when he’s drunk, he can get super rowdy. 

[saint-patrice]

thanks anon, although i think scientifically speaking, you are actually the best so we may have to agree to disagree….

anyway, let’s get onto the absolute delight that is jake debrusk, shall we?

Note: people seem to like em, so i’m currently taking requests for these posts! see here for more information, and a list of the ones i’ve done thus far :)

i thought we should kick this off with the image i feel summarises jake the best. the big oreo thing (what actually is it????), his big and slightly goofy grin, and his stupid backwards hat. i would, however, like to enquire further about the ‘home’ print hanging on the wall. is jake secretly a white suburban mom? or is that at his parents house or something? answers please

he’s always on a sugar rush from all the oreos and whipped cream, which leads to him doing random shit like this. JD got the moves. every time i see this gif there’s a split second where i think he’s about to dab and my soul leaves my body

oh my gosh. take a look at this very tiny, very young, and very blond jake.

there is simply no way this doesn't win the “world’s cutest photo” award. i mean - boston’s most lovable son wearing a santa hat, looking chuffed as chips, cuddling a giant teddy bear - what more could you want?

(gif via @bergymarchy) this is how he’s going to get himself killed. he’s going to try to pick a real fight with chara one day and zee is going to have no choice but to fucking annihilate him

prefix boys!! the unfocused nature of this photo lends it a strange aura that i can’t quite put my finger on… something is afoot. these boys are troublesome. mr chara please come collect your sons.

this is the single most awkward thing i have seen in my life. jake why

(gif via @debrusks) :D  <- that’s him. that’s jake debrusk</p>

disgusting little man with a whipped cream dependency. “pro athlete” my ass.

(gif via @transpastrnak) this is from that one time he jumped on pasta so hard trying to celly after pasta scored a hat trick that he was genuinely worried he’d injured him. he is just an over-excitable puppy at heart apparently

(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) seems he’s actually got quite the habit of throwing himself into teammates’ waiting arms. here he is being carried away by charlie mcavoy, managing to look impossibly small despite the two of them being the same height

as much as i love him, i’m pretty convinced i’d end up punching him in the face if we had a conversation. he’d come out with some dumb shit like this and i would be momentarily blinded by rage becuase, who says that, and take a swing at him. of course i’d buy him oreos or ice cream or whatever to say sorry and tend to his wounds and apologise profusely, i just–thanos???? that’s your 42yo  captain who is smarter and stronger than any of us can even dream of being and you just out here calling him thanos? i had to laugh but oh my god

excellent! reaction! image! thank you for blessing us with this one jake

(gif via davidpastrnut) i just had to include something from the recent delight that is this video. i love both these dumb boys so much, and i loved their little summer catch-up, despite the phrase “posting up” making an appearance every 3 seconds. bruins social media team, we need more of these. pronto

this so very strongly has the vibes of a kid being forced to hang out with their very uncool and dorky younger brother. i’ll let you decide who is who

here he is, just revelling in the misery of thousands of t*ronto fans and tbh.. you love to see it. atta boy jakey

(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) he even looks good when he’s a SweatyBoy. that’s talent. he does kind of look like he’s about to murder someone though so i’m not really sure what this is all about. you good fam?

Big Caveman Energy. i don’t think jake’s actual beard was bad it was just,, bad on him. he kind of looks like the dodgy man that sits on the bench outside the playground all day that mother’s drag their kids away from. no offense.

there are many excellent jake debrusk photos out there but this one has to be my favourite 😍😍😍

look!! it’s actually frightening to me how young everyone looks in their draft photos. we really just let infants play in the nhl huh?

(gif via @jimmybrodin) is he trying to schmooze the cameraman here or what

ahhhhh this is adorable :’) imagine scoring your first nhl goal in your very first game… that’s talent baby! the interview he did with his dad afterwards is my absolute favourite thing, jake seems to be a v nice young man

this is awful

good photo!!!!!! 👌 that being said, i am slightly perturbed by the amount of arm hair he has, i don’t know why. this kid has impressive eyebrows, also

simply unfortunate

this photo honestly haunts my nightmares. jake, i am begging you to put a proper shirt on. outfit says dodgy gay bar, body language says he’s about to ask me to prom. i hate everything about this

i probably could have ended on a less nightmare-inducing note, but i won’t. i hope jake is out there enjoying his oreos and facetiming his teammates, it’s what he deserves 💕 thanks for the request and your kind words anon!! 

[borhapstyles]

Hi! head cannon request!! beach day for ben hardy and reader with their three kids! (two older boys and a younger girl)!!!!

i got this request like a month ago im so sorry its late and i’m so sorry if this sucks too ahhhh i tried it’s currently raining outside so i don’t have much inspo but i hope this works, might edit it later on xx 

also this is pretty long lol enjoy darlings

sometimes beach days with the family were planned

sometimes they were spontaneous trips out, when you guys wanted to escape the London smog

this was one of those days

it was a Friday morning, late September,

Ben was set to leave in a week to film a new project abroad

and with your two sons starting school again in a few days

the air around your house was solemn, to say the least

you guys had spent the summer together travelling, with your family having your first disneyland trip together amongst other activities

and everyone was rather sad for the change of pace again, to pick up normal life once again

you tried not to show your sadness with Ben leaving and Ben tried not to show his own reluctance to go

but your oldest son, who was 7, couldn’t mask his sadness and mixed them with pre-school jitters

“what’s wrong, darling?” you said as you approached him, a heavy frown on his face as he played with his toys

“i don’t want daddy to leave.”

you felt your heart break right there and you hoped Ben wasnt anywhere near to hear it cause you know he might just drop the whole film if he heard

“that’s his job though, baby. he needs to go out and do these things for us, so that we can live in this nice big house and so that I can take care of you and your siblings.”

“but I want him here, I don’t want him to go. I’ll never see him anymore.”

even if your 7 year old was a mama’s boy, him and his father had a special bond

which often involved Ben giving him ice cream when he knows he shouldn’t have more sugar and teaching him little things about sports and life in general amongst other things

“you’ll still see him, darling. every night if you want to, we’ll facetime him. and we can always go out and visit him on your school breaks, you love seeing him on set, don’t you? remember how much fun we had when we visited him in Paris?”

“...okay, mummy.”

but you knew he wasn’t fully happy with the idea yet

and neither were you, neither was anyone really

but this was Ben’s career and is also what made him happy, it’s what made you happy, and it was never going to be easy to begin with

a few minutes later though, you ran into Ben just standing in the hallway on his phone

“are you alright?” you poked at him and he looked up at you and sighed

you walked over to him and he wrapped his arms around you, kissed your temple and frowned

“i heard what (your son’s name) said earlier, about not wanting me to leave so i’ve been standing here since on my phone calendar trying to figure out all the weekends I can come home or when you guys can fly out.”

“Ben...”

“why’s it so hard to leave this time?” you felt him melt into you and you rubbed his back gently

“because you have us, and you love us. but,” you pulled back to look him in his eyes, “you’ve also loved acting since you were 15 and you’ve worked so hard to get to this point. this film’s going to be incredible and the most amazing people are on it, yourself included.”

Ben then blushed because he knew how many other famous actors auditioned for his role but it was his to claim, he earned it and deserved it the most

not that he believed that though

for as cocky as Ben could play

he could be quite insecure in his own abilities sometimes, which is when you stepped in with warm arms and reassured him of his talent

“everything’s complete here. you guys are my everything now and i dunno why i’m leaving you all sometimes.” he mumbled into your shoulder.

your hands went to the back of his head and you patted the soft hair gently

“this is part of it sometimes, we both know that so well. and it’s not everyday that you get to work with a director like Christopher Nolan, you’d regret it one day if you turned all this down.” you spoke softly

Ben sighed, knowing you were right

u always right tbh

but anyways

as you held Ben in your hallway, the TV in the background where your two sons played as your daughter slept peacefully in her bedroom

you noticed that it was raining outside

surprise surprise for london am i right

“here, i have an idea that i think will make all of us feel better” you said before pulling out your phone

“are your parents home this weekend?”

aaaaaand eventually the five of you found yourselves driving down to Bournemouth

all of you had little overnight bags packed for when you’d spend the night at Ben’s parents’ house

which they did not mind one bit and already had the guest room set up

“was wondering when you guys would visit, we never see our grandkids enough!” they guilted

but all this was just so that you guys could have your needed beach day

because surprisingly enough, the weather down in Bournemouth was so much more pleasant than the dreary London rain

and the five of you just needed to get out of the house

anyways

once you all finally made it out to the sand

your kids, who had been to the beach a plethora of times before,

still treated it like it was their first time out to the beach

Ben was particularly amused with your daughter who was still having trouble deciding if her two year old self liked sand

he would gently lower her into the soft sand, watch her toes curl and her face twist into one that says ‘i don’t know what this is but i kinda like it’

“darling, look at her face, look” Ben said before bursting into laughter because he’s just so fascinated by her

she’d definitely grow up to be a daddy’s girl, Ben spoiled her like mad

and of course she was wearing the little outfit he had picked out for her whilst you two were out shopping one day

and your sons, they just adored the water

you told them not to go too far out and watched them like a hawk

but loved seeing them splash around

and when they had their fun with the water they came out and were begging for their dad to play football with them

and Ben went around kicking the ball with them while you held your daughter and fake-narrated the game

your sons also insisted on building the greatest sand castle there was to ever exist, at least with the materials you guys had

“daddy, more water for the sand, please.” your oldest son would command whilst helping his little brother form another castle

your heart just melted watching all three of them have a go at it while you held your little girl

they were the perfect mix of you and Ben physically, but they had his determination and his confidence

and when they started fighting over who got to be king of the castle??

Ben stepped in, “alright, alright, that’s enough. if you two can’t share the role as king, then no one is going to be king.”

“but you can’t have just a queen”

“who says you can’t?” you said

“i-i mean, well, you’re the queen, mummy, and-”

“and,” Ben cut him off, seeing this as a valuable moment to teach his children about gender roles and expectations in the little ways that he could,

“mummy can be a queen just by herself, she’s capable of anything, as is your sister. they don’t ever need a king, but they can have one if they like. now what do you say,” he turned to you

“would you like to have a king?”

you laughed and said “sure, but i don’t want just one. i want these two handsome boys right here to be my kings.”

and that’s when your daughter started giggling

and Ben scooped her into his arms and tickled her

eventually when the sun was setting, the five of you would settle atop the beach blankets

eating random snacks that Ben had packed while you got the kids ready

and your husband of course made sure to pack the separate snacks that your daughter loved because she was kinda a picky eater and Ben would do anything for her

but really Ben would do anything for you guys

and while you two watched your kids playing, he leaned his head against your shoulder

“thank you for getting us out of the house” he mumbled, feeling absolutely content with the day you guys had “dunno what i’d do without you”

“mm, it was getting to be a bit much inside there anyways. i think we all needed this, one final goodbye to the summer, till next year.” you replied

Ben then kissed your shoulder and mumbled something a little too nsfw that probably shouldn’t have been said with your kids nearby lmao

and you playfully punched his shoulder and were like “Ben, the kids are here”

and he just chuckled and kissed your temple

“promise me you’ll always do this?”

“do what?” you laughed

“you know, save me, save us, from when things start to feel like shit”

“only if you do the same when i’m down.”

Ben nodded and shrugged, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world

“i’ll always look after you, darling.”

[swearronchanel]

8.06

Finally got around to watching ctm after getting back from my Paris trip! (see here lol)

the wharfs! wild that I was just around that area (literally went on a class trip to the docklands museum the other day, gotta love studying in London)

Omg Angela picking her nose 😂 and yet she won’t speak!

Phyllis hurting her back is actually me all the time bc I have the vertebrae of an 80 year old

There’s Franklin indeed! We love a midwife queen

Shelagh’s outfit is so pretty!

The kids posting for a first day of school pic is so pure but also taking me back 😭 I remember those days

Phyllis grabbing Sister J’s hand why does that make me wanna cry

“I shan’t fight you”😭

Trixie loving her medical dramas I love it

She also is serving some 60s realness

OMFG PINCHED SIATIC NERVE IM TRIGGERED I swear to all the gods that happened to me last semester I literally cried and limped a mile from class to my dorm and deadass couldn’t move nor sit for 2 days until I had to pick up prescribed pain killers & taken to the damn chiropractor!! It was the WORST. The chiro was like omg your nerve is so pinched that one leg looked inches shorter than the other

Poor Phyllis 😭

MOTHER MILDRED ENTERED THE CHAT LMAO HELL YEA

THE ALMIGHTY LIKES TO KEEP US GUESSING LMAO AMEN

she’s basically like “I thought about it but no one is better than me”

OO I KNOW THIS SONG, A BOP

SOMETHING TELLS ME IM INTO SOMETHING GOOD

OH hell bah Trix should’ve got in the van too😂

LMAO POOR PHYLLIS DROPPED THE TOMATO THIS IS SAD

thank god I wasn’t that badly injured

Also would rather be thrown pushed down stairs than use a bed pan skkssk

this reminds me of my grandfather who had emphysema and hated using his oxygen I’m sad already 😭 my heart

LMFAO MOTHER MILDRED GIVES NO F’S

TRIXIE😍😍 omg what a look, love the hair! And that purple outfit is so 60s I love it (like duh ofc 60s)

Aw shelagh

CYRIL OUT HERE SMOKING REEFER KSKSKS I LOVE IT

HE GETTING LIT IN THE CARIBBEAN CLUB BUT LEMME STOP

SISTER MJ LIED BC SHE WANTED THEM TOGETHER SO BAD, IM NOT THAT MAD ABOUT IT TBH

ANTHRAX? Wtfff omg

Ok but I love mother Mildred aka grandma from Balto

WHAT MAGIC FAJA WAS THIS LADY WEARING TO COVER THAT BABY BUMP?? I need to make me look skinny

She looks older than 17 btw lol

this is so sad wtf first the grandpa now the dad, this is not fine😭 who is gonna die first

“You’ve been the love of my life girl..” STOPPP I will start crying

where’s the loml?

I feel like this teenage mom story was just thrown in here & doesn’t seem like much rn but there’s still time I guess

I need Trixie’s Head scarf

But Trix just put mother Mildred in checkkkkk

plot twist, it’s baby #2

“Didn’t mean pastor in the literal sense..” Sister Monica Joan is so cute lmao she likes Cyril so much 😂😭

Wait this was on purpose? she wanted a baby lmao,, at 17?, can’t relate but ok lol

STILL ALIVE THEN? My whole family when I don’t text/call/FaceTime in like 2 days LMAO

This is gross but still my heart omg, the things we do for our grandmothers 😭😭

TAKE THE ICE CREAM MONEY SJSK THIS IS LEGIT MY ABUELA BUT BRITISH

IM CRYIN RN I MISS MY GRANDMA 😭 I just FaceTimed her but still, it’s not the same

Aight Patrick I really doubt you remember being 2 years old I barely remember being 20

And I still am 20 LMAO

Shelagh going to Sister J tho, just like always 😭 but also Sister Julienne has been pushed aside this series I feel a type of way

“MOTHER.” TELL EMMM

wow what rude ass parents

“I didn’t know Nuns were interested in politics” 😂

Ms Higgins throwing some more wisdom, we stan

Lucille looks so pretty! she came for her man yes gal

ah Cyril disapproves, let me down 😂😂

They’re both homesick, I’m emo again

Why did they give Vi some Jane Wyman cringey hair style?

LMAO Violet standing up for her man at least

NO THIS MAN DIDNT JUST LEAVE HER SUITCASES

“The hearing is the last thing to go” “.. Barney’s coming”

this is sad af fling me out the window

glad she’s getting help but again this teen mom story didn’t cut it for me

Srgt Woolfe still persistent lol, I’m not even mad tbh she’s not that bad anymore

Trixie’s hair looks so good once again

“MY GIFT IS MY PRESENCE” LMFAOOO THIS IS WHY ID TAKE A BULLET FOR SISTER MONICA JOAN

omg Trixie’s purse I need

The gas money 😂😭 Fred is so pure

But also pass them pounds over I need London is so expensive

He’s going to run for the union rep aww

STANDING, STANDING ON THE PROMISES OF GODDDDDD

Omg I love these old school hymns😂 they make me miss my mom’s side grandparents

CYRIL PULLED UP😭

“So where in the end do we belong? I’m the eyes of another, where we see ourselves reflected? Or arm in arm, with those whose faces echo ours, whose blood we share?”

Val with her grandma again  😭

everyone came to see Phyllis love the Nonnatus fam 😭

“... or is it in the heart or the family we create, where we are safest and best known and never lonely? Perhaps we belong where love can bloom, because we give it room to put down roots, and space in which to thrive...we all belong somewhere.. and what matters is to not to struggle but where we find our peace” 😭😭

 Vanessa Redgrave stop making me emo 

[carrotsforthewin]

Dating S.Coups would be like...

 I know we have some request but they are coming as soon as we can finish them. Don’t worry, we had some rl things to do. :) 

It’s soooo hot here jesus

Please keep in mind that I don’t know any of the members of SEVENTEEN, so this is just my opinion and imagination!

- shiho

we all know that being an idol comes with a lot of pressure, advantages and disadvantages

but you both promised eachother that even if things get hard you’ll stick to eachother

because he plans for the long-run and thinks about his future with you

some of the members may tease him, because he’s whipped, but they all know that their leader finally found someone

I think he’s not the type who falls in love easily, so it takes a while

gets a bit nervous before dates, because he still wants to keep his manly and protective image up

but as time passes he slowly lets it down, shows you the softie Seungcheol we love a lot

wants to take care of you, but wants it back too

the cliché boyfriend who backhugs you while cooking

but then joins and helps you 

because he wants to learn and get better at cooking, so he can surprise you with his food.

big on skinship and would be outside too, but since he doesn’t really wants to hurt fans or cause trouble he keeps it low

hand holding, a couple of cheek-kisses 

looks at you with a huge grin on his face and he doesn’t even notice that he’s staring

but he looks so in-love it’s so cute

probably lays in his bed late at night and looks the bed above him or the ceiling and thinks about small things

writes really deep and cute lyrics

woozi rolls his eyes at those, but secretly loves them and adores his leader, because he has such genuine feelings

the first time you two held hands he literally felt his cheeks burn and his stomach did flips

but he felt so happy

ear-to-ear smiles everytime he sees you

decided to marry you first time you brought them food after practice

okay, not but he really considered it

his favorite way to cuddle is for him to sit betweent your legs and lay back, letting you play with his hair - the way to have movie nights

and then he’s off to Dreamland.

or when you both face and hold eachoter

he just wants you as close as possible

cherishes every second you spend together, because he know he’ll have weeks or months without you

hates distance and probably tried to convince the manager to let you go with them

tries not to fight with you, and does a really good job of it

like if you two have a problem then he’s going to sit you down and tell you what’s bothering him

but also listens to you

gets kinda jealous sometimes?

literally of everyone who can spend time with you when he can’t

probably picks up some of your habbits without knowing

loves to surprise you with food, random plushies, candies - he sees something and his mind will go ‘okay but y/n would like this a lot’ or ‘did y/n try these before?’

kinda likes it when you wear his shirts

because you look like you’re asking for a hug

and he gladly gives one

would be soooo happy if you got along with the boys

like you probably don’t spend as much time with them than with him, but it’s so heartwarming when they accept you

i know i should say you kinda become the second mom of the group, but i’m not sure. not from the first meeting but if you’ve been together for at least 1-1,5 year then yes, maybe the boys seek your attention, asked for advices and things like this

sends selfies and pictures from wherever they are

skypes or facetimes you from the hotel room, probably when the member he shares a room with is not there or taking a shower

because he doesn’t want them to feel weird or neglected whatsoever, but if they joined him meanwhile he talked with you he’d be fine

but he’s a little selfish when it comes to attention

probably loves going for late night walks, eat ramen beside Han river with him and he’s probably the happiest man on Earth

doesn’t really want to bring you to the studio because he doesn’t want to mix work and life, but honestly he would love it when you visited him while he worked on something

probably called you once or twice to sooth him a bit, because he tends to stress even if he doesn’t show it

gets super happy when he sees you listening or dancing to their songs

doesn’t like couple outfits that much

so he’s more of the matching phonecase, necklace or ring, earring type

probably takes pictures of your intertwined hands, because it’s cute. 

talks about you a lot to his parents

but he’s more nervous than you tbh

he’s soo sooo happy when his parents give their blessings to your relationship

goes to meet your parents like a gentleman

buys flowers to your mom and probably a really elegant necklace - maybe a matching one to you too, and gives it with a really cheesy compliment

gets a nice watch to your father

if you have siblings he’s gonna bug you till you tell him what they like so he can get them something too

helps your mother with everything he can

earns your father’s respect as soon as he stepped in tbh

gets soooo shy and mushy after you leave, can’t believe that he survived and they liked him

I think he would propose after 3-4 years, when he’s really sure that you’re the one

not that he didn’t know, but he also wants to know if he’s the one for you

doesn’t pressure you into anything, so if you said no he accepts it with a smile. he can wait as long as you’re beside him.

[aparoxysm]

☼ Brandon x Sally

☼ Sally & Brandon ☼

@sammrps

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation 

um neither, because neither of them are exactly impulsive. anyway sally already has a dog that brandon doesnt care about at all so like what more could a healthy relationship need???

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

sally but i will tailor the question bc sally is that person who refuses to be in a photograph, she hates being photographed, she has v intense self-image issues and shes very moody about photos of her. like even the kid photos her parents have up she pretty much will never look at if she can help it. but her shoe collection or like, her work? or maybe an outfit but like from the neck down or the thighs up or whatever like very explicit instructions that arent to be disobeyed lest she have a mental breakdown over something not being done perfectly.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

i feel like brandon but like, u know he’d do it ironically. like maybe if she was ever legit upset about something he’d leave her a whole box set of Shakespeare classics and a crumpled up croissant on her desk and she would be like omfg i hate u sm :’) but its like ~perspective. cause the things that annoy her about him i think are becoming her favorites.

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

foreign indie films w/ subtitles or nothing tbh.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

sally working and brandon being the distraction, the universe knows no other way.

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

okay well when shes finally comfortable in the relationship brandon is so gonna wish sally didn’t know how to operate facetime, js.

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

omg sally is a stormer and a cryer. all round tantrum thrower. but if brandon stormed out she’d probably just follow him like “I HAVE 21893721 MORE POINTS TO MAKE DONT U WALK AWAY FROM ME” but then if she stormed out and he didn’t follow she’d have to chew him out for that too bc again she still has 21893721 more points to make.

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

brandon, i guess, bc dude never sleeps. idk how much he’d stay up for a tv show though. sally zonks out like a light once it’s past her bedtime lololol she’d never make it past the first one or two episodes.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

either of them doing physical labor? LOLOLOLOLOL. (brandon)

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

sally. she goes a lot overboard.

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

omg both but then like. i feel like brandon can commit to the cold shoulder, but the second sally opens her mouth he’s gonna have the compulsive need to reply so it would never last bc both would be like ben in parks and rec “i can’t even begin to tell you how wrong you are. actually, it’s gonna bug me if i dont”

who plays with the others’ hair more

ehhhh?? neither? sally would probably rather die than have brandon ruin her hair in broad daylight and brandon is probably like ditto

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

hahaha oh my god neither.

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

maybe sally, again, once she’s found a shred of her chill and is comfortable and its just like in passing and not A Big Deal™ anymore. she can be affectionate, but it usually is just like in private like PDA makes her wanna commit a felony.

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

BOTH.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

like probably brandon has to initiate and sally would 100% walk away if everything isnt exactly the way she wants it to be, like her mood and the stars are not in position, idfk. again, hella private person. she’d have to know that nobody is within a 100 mile radius and she doesnt have 200 other things she needs to be doing. i mean its all an excuse anyway she just 100% doesnt know what shes doing LOL. 

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

brandon would forget. sally would probably have 200 on hand ready to go. so naturally they get 100 each bc sharing is overrated. OR he’d have to hold it as punishment.

who demands showering first in the mornings

sally hands down because i dont think brandon knows what a morning is.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

i feel like neither. brandon knows sally likes her space and she’d probably complain the whole time anyway, and like, if he even remotely tried to make it hot she’d state that like 70% of accidents happen in the home and most of them are in the bathroom and if he’s the cause of her throwing out her back or breaking her neck she might just have to return the favor. brandon would know its not worth it OR alternatively see it as a good plan to annoy her beyond measure.

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

sally on a rollercoaster L O L over her dead body. i think they both would just rather not go tbh. if they had to though, they’d probably like to stand on the side and make fun of everyone losing the games bc rigged and they are obviously the smarter species not to participate.

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

sally. unless its about something destined to annoy sally or to prove a point and then i could see brandon spamming facts about it.

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

brandon bc he is probably using it all night instead of SLEEPING.

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

sally would have a heartattack and die. also that insinuates she wears something with back pockets and i think we both know she only owns 1 pair of brandon jeans. so like. idk maybe her @ him??? maybe??? tho tbh she will probably commandeer his wallet upon convenience. even if shes the rich one, i think sally will forever make it a point that he has to pay for her newly formed coffee addiction.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can 

neither i think. i dont really see them being the kind of couple to actively validate each other through physical affection, especially given their upbringing, so  i think they’ll just sort of gravitate out of natural chemistry. and like a touch will always mean more.

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

i think sally gets loud bc IF UR LOUD THEN THE POINT WILL GET ACROSS BETTER. plus she is hella passionate about things. whereas brandon is like a jabber, he kind of has this cool, limited emotional plane that he sticks to. and if this q is actually sexual then hell, who knows, maybe it translates there too RIP her vocal chords and his eardrums.