#i agree w/ yr response tho lol titanic isnt very cry-worthy. but you know KNOW wade cries at it

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Yen/Triss and Spideypool

!!!!! oooooo ok lemme think.....

Yentriss:

Gives nose/forehead kisses

i think maybe triss would do more of the little, casual affections like that. she likes to give love, and yen likes to be reminded she's cared for

Gets jealous the most

i definitely see triss getting jealous more than yen, though i think it takes quite a lot to get either of them to that point. but triss was chasing after her for so long that like, yen's attention straying too much definitely stings

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

they dont strike me as the clubbing type, but yen gives me more of a "picks triss up from a foolish drunken endeavor while hiding a fond little smile" type

Takes care of on sick days

they take turns, depending on who's sick, and they each have their own areas of expertise and drawbacks. yen always has cool hands to place on triss's forehead, and triss always knows how to make the best soup.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

triss 100% is convincing yen to get in the water, yen is completely content to just sit beneath the umbrella and read. but then once they do tet to the water, yen dunks triss just to make her sputter and laugh and it starts a whole lil game of splashing and teasing

Gives unprompted massages

they both do it, but triss does it More. she likes pampering yen when she's allowed to

Drives/rides shotgun

i think yen drives, triss rides shotgun.

Brings the other lunch at work

triss brings yen food. she likes knowing yen's taken care of, and yen likes knowing someone cares.

Has the better parental relationship

oof. neither of them is doing Great, but i think triss is doing slightly better, since she wasnt sold for less than the price of a pig

Tries to start role-playing in bed

triss. she knows yen has lots of toys and is into more Daring acts, so she brings it up to try and give yen something she'll like (but then they both end up having a VERY good time 😏)

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

yen, because triss knows how to dance and has a sort of infectious and sweet quality even when drunk, but with yen, when she's well and truly plastered it's just ridiculous. of course triss thinks it's the most endearing thing, though

Still cries watching Titanic

yen will say it's triss, which is true triss definitely cries, but yen will discreetly dab at the corners of her eyes when no one is looking.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

triss, absolutely.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

yen. triss somehow always finds very personal and meaningful gifts, and yen always breaks the bank on something so beautiful triss doesnt even know what to say.

Makes the other eat breakfast

triss is always reminding yen to eat and take care of herself, but as soon as triss starts to flag she wakes up to a hearty omlette and a reprimand about taking care of everyone else at the expense of herself.

Remembers anniversaries

both. i think theyre about equally dutiful in the anniversary regard. triss maybe goes a little more all-out when she's the one planning their anniversary dates, but they both remember the date.

Brings up having kids

hmmmm..... i think triss says it first, but only because she sees that yen wants it and is too scared to breech the subject. but yen 1000% wants children.

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Spideypool:

Gives nose/forehead kisses

once he realizes he's ALLOWED to, wade is constantly all the time giving pete lil kisses. forehead, cheek, nose, hand, goading him into spider-man kisses, anything he can get.

Gets jealous the most

wade. for sure wade.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

not a common occurance for either, since it's hard for either of them to get drunk and pete isnt the type, but most likely wade would pick up pete.

Takes care of on sick days

wade, if only because he cant get sick. he can be a bit scatterbrained about it, or else unnervingly single-minded, but he means well and peter finds that he likes being fretted over a little bit

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

they're both the sort to head straight to the water, i think, though perhaps peter would lovingly encourage wade towards the water if he was feeling insecure about his scars.

Gives unprompted massages

wade at first, very tactile and very excited by the idea of being allowed contact, but as peter opens up he starts giving as good as he gets.

Drives/rides shotgun

spidey doesnt trust deadpool behind the wheel(valid), but also grew up with superpower in new york and therefore never learned how to drive. the closest they get to driver and shotgun is pete webswinging with deadpool as a human backpack

Brings the other lunch at work

wade. he likes feeding peter, peter is more likely to hold down a Real Job, etc. wade also thinks its very fun to go through Normal Couple Activities. how consistent he is about it's pretty up in the air, but he enjoys it

Has the better parental relationship

peter, no contest.

Tries to start role-playing in bed

wade, no contest.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

peter, because to be embarrassed you first have to have shame, which has never once been in wade's vocabulary.

Still cries watching Titanic

wade. absolutely wade. depending on the incarnation, despite being a full grown adult peter doesnt even remember titanic coming out because he was too young, and wade finds this to be SACRILEGE. titanic is a meme to 30 year old peter, sorry wade.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

wade, all the way. peter pretends to hate it, but also puts up with it good natured-ly, and is secretly fond of all his outrageous ideas and intense enthusiasm.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

it was wade, until peter started refusing gifts bought with merc money, which pretty quickly put a ceiling on how expensive wade's gifts could get. pete doesnt mind tho since he grew up celebrating hannukah anyway, so xmas celebrations these days are just a blended household thing for him anyway

Makes the other eat breakfast

pete would forget his own head if it wasnt attached to his shoulders. wade's suggestions often arent healthy, but he always has a loaded breakfast burrito or something else filling at hand to shove on pete before he webswings out the door

Remembers anniversaries

it's a toss-up. wade cares more about specific dates, but with his memory issues he doesnt always remember exactly what day it is, etc. for peter, it isnt the dates themselves that matter so much as what they represent, and spider-man-ing always gets in the way of a nicely arranged schedule. they make it work, though.

Brings up having kids

hhhhhrrrrmmmmm......... i guess wade, in the sense of him one day saying "hey peter, i have a daughter, would you like to meet her?" but i dont think theyd be able to handle actually raising a child full-time.

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ok i think that's all of them! whew.