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Ship that you find disgusting

hm, well, obviously anything bad like shipping minors with adults and incest and such. so, i would say any of the ninja with lloyd (specifically greenflame) is one that i've always found disgusting, since we don't have canon ages for the ninja but it's clear that lloyd was a lot younger than them.

i also have stumbled upon fanfiction of people shipping gideon and reid from criminal minds and i'm ??? that's also kinda disgusting to me ???

Ship that pisses you off

heh, well, i have a couple. jetko pisses me off. mostly because i've seen far too much abusive jet content to actually consider it a legit ship. i love them like hooking up once in ba sing se but like... idk i've just seen too much abusive jet to actually like it. like that ruined the chances of me liking that ship.

also conya (cole and nya from ninjago) pisses me off because i think cole is gay and he just. he's gay. he is very gay. but also because of how poorly it was handled in s3. i prefer them as friends :) and also i hate seeing ninjago content where cole "stole nya from jay" like please... cole only fought jay because jay came at him. it was pettiness not sincerity.

mmm mcgee and abby from ncis too... ugh. i just don't like abby and she treats him so terribly and it would never be healthy and would probably end up a tad abusive towards mcgee... but i'm not really in ncis fandom anymore so i won't get into that lol

also (last one) and sorry if this may piss you off, but drarry. that ship... fuels my anger. they would never work out--i'm sorry i just can't see it. and a lot of content i've seen for drarry is either super sexual or reduces draco's personality to like uwu crap and i'm... even if they did get together, there's a lot of growing and realizations that need to be done / need to happen. they would have to get together years into the future. they weren't exactly nice to each other in school.

Ship that is most misunderstood

ooo okay imma start with bruisehsipping ninjago because jay is not uwu precious child can't take care of himself hehe and cole is not big strong man must protecc and worry always like... let cole have feelings and also be held too ??? i've seen so many fics where they address cole's emotional trauma and then. he ends up holding jay who ends up crying because he's sad that cole's sad and it's just... it doesn't focus on what it needs to. it's not about coddling jay or reiterating that you think cole is a giant and jay is smol (i have feelings)

ngl sometimes the love square. it really bugs me (haha puns) when people accuse chat noir of harassing ladybug even though he has proved that he'll back of when she's serious and she'll tell him when to stop. he's flirtatious by nature when he's chat. and when people make the adrien saying "she's just a friend" jokes like... my dude... if y'all are going to come out here and make a huge fuss about how ladybug is in no way shape or form required to return chat noir's feelings... why is adrien required to return marinette's??? marinette has friends. adrien has chloe. of course he's going to call her a friend--did y'all see how excited he was when he said that mari was a friend in the origins??? plus, how is adrien expected to fall for mari when she can barely talk to him??? in puppeteer two, adrien confirms that he thinks mari hates him. it's the double standard that makes me upset, really, and how people (and sometimes the writers oops...) interpret chat noir and ladybug's relationship as well as marinette and adrien's. adrien calling marinette "just a friend" is completely justified and valid and instead of making a bunch of exasperated jokes about how he says that, maybe we should focus on the fact that adrien has a friend. (also if y'all are going to say that chat noir is pushy... bro... he's got nothing on the stalkerish things mari has done to adrien... and yeah that's partially because of bad writing but again... double. standard.)

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