#i LOOOOVEEE ALIEN!!!

[bugfayce]

shitty xenomorph doodles whilst me and my class were debating on legalization of weed

[theriddlersunderwear]

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Lucifer: “Sam, it's me. The Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses.”

Sam: “I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!”

Lucifer: “OK bye.”

(Explosion)

Sam: “OKAY I'LL SIN I'LL SIN–”

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Ketch: “New idea: adultery.”

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Dean: “I need to update my audio equipment.” (Cocks gun) “I have updated my audio equipment.”

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Lucifer: “I'm about to become the one thing more powerful than Jesus Christ. The President of the United States!”

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Gabriel: (solemnly) “He thinks I'm a… pervert now.”

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Crowley: “Good job, you've earned 16 sin points.”

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Chuck: “Aye, bing bong. You're doing a bad job.”

Sam: “I know I'm doing a bad job!”

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Metatron: “I am a gamer and I am in Hell.”

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Benny: “The ultimate evil.”

Dean: “Gambling.”

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Gabriel: (appearing out of nowhere) “Ding-a-ling cocksucker.”

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Amara: “You know what? Fuck you, you're going to space.”

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Crowley: (to Dean) “Do you know what a logistic issue it is when you destroy Hell? THAT'S MY HOUSE.”

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Gabriel: “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!”

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Belphegor: “I can't believe your tits are one polygon.”

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Michael: (about Adam) “Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I want.”

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Jack: “Whattya know… three. That's how old I am.”

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Sam: “Dad, I have something to tell you.”

Bobby: “What is it sweet angel, darling eh– butter biscuit, honeysuckle, love of my life, noodle… spaghetti (wheeze) sauce?”

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Belphegor: “I've ate nothing but drywall the past three years.”

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Lucifer: “There's a lot of sin in this w– is that an alien?”

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Lucifer: “Hi Sammy… it's me…. The Devil. I looooveee youuuu… I'm having so much fun with youuuu…”

Sam: “Thank you?”

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Nick: “I can die happy tomorrow!”

Mary: “T-tomorrow?”

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Dean: “You're an asshole, man.”

Crowley: “You are what you eat, Squirrel.”

Dean: “WHAT.”

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Michael: “PSYCHIC. ATTACK. FUCK YOU.”

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John: “WHAT? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE! KETCH. KETCH COME BACK. WHAT THE FU–”

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Chuck: (to Metatron) “Where are you going you cucker?”

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Castiel: (calling Jody) “911 I've been atta–HUUGHDDD”

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Gabriel: “You over there–shut up! And you over there–take off my pants!”

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Jack: “I have a question for you. If I gave Dean 15 apples, and Sam gave Dean another 16, and Sunny took away 3… my question is, what is the total mass of the sun?”

[lilykatelyn-blog]

heyyy can i request a fic where yall are having a sleepover and niki is super clingy and cuddly?

Ofc! I made this established relationship if you don’t mind! <3 I just love Niki so much �� he’s so cute 🥰

ꨄsleepoverꨄ

SEND IN A REQUEST

pairing: riki x reader

genre: fluffy fluff fluff galore

summary: you and your boyfriend have a sleepover together, and you get to see his super soft side that he reserves specially for you.

Read below the cut!

Your doorbell rang just as you got out of the shower. “Just a minute!” You yelled, putting on your pyjamas and slippers, running to open the door. “Riki!” You yelled, engulfing him in a tight hug.

“Hey Jagi! Can i enter? I come bearing snacks and looooveee.” He laughed, walking in while you hung onto him. You eventually got off him to get bowls, as you plated the snacks and talked, he snuck up behind you and back hugged you. “and then she- what are you doing?” You suddenly stopped speaking when he did. “hugging you, my one and only girlfriend/boyfriend.” He stated, putting his entire body weight on you.

“Babyyyyy, i need to mooovee.” “And I’ll move with you.” You softly pushed him off, watching as he whined and pouted. Moving you both to the couch, he then lied down on top of you.

“Rikiii,” you started then huffed. “At least put on the movie before you lie on top of me.” Wordlessly, he put on the show and you two watched it. After a while, you two switched positions and you went on top of him.

“Do aliens exist?” Just randomly out of the blue he asked. “Uhh, yes. You.” Pointing at him, you replied. “Uh- says you. You rat.” He scoffed. “Fine then I’ll get off you,” you teased, pretending to get up from your spot, but just as quickly as you did, he pulled you down. “But you’re my rat.” He whined, hugging you tight with his head in your neck. Giggling you kissed his cheek where it was exposed. Simply cuddling into you more, he pulled you in closer, probably about to fall asleep.

OnE hOuR lAtEr (SpongeBob voice)

you tried your best to softy get up from your place on top of him and turned off the tv. but to your dismay, you woke him up and he pulled you back to him. grumbling something that sounded like. “stay, go back to sleep.” and “goodnight.” you whispered a goodnight back to him and falling asleep on your boy <333

[nightcolorz]

Hiii I wanna share some head-cannons I have about Armand’s autism :D

Here we go:

- I think he’d LOVE a good lava lamp

- Daniel and him are adhd + autism excellency

-I also think his powers with the mind gift definitely show how he uses nonverbal communication. Yet to add on, I always interpreted his powers as kinda a two way street if that makes sense?? Like using his powers to better understand the people around him, so he can better understand what they’re trying to communicate to him? Like being able to read someone’s mind without trying to figure out all the complicated 4d chess that is neurotypical social interaction. (Idk if that made sense)

-vocal stims !! I think he’d sometimes get echolalia with certain words that daniel says (I say this bc I’m the same way, except I just really like meowing with my cats 😭)

-speaking of cats, I think Armand would get along SO well with them!! He would have the magic touch.

Ahhh unrelated, but on the topic of Armand being autistic, do you think he’d know that he’s autistic? How do you think his process of realizing he is on the spectrum play out?

I love ur headcanons SO MUCH OMGG ur 100% correct anon I love u. The vocal stimming is practically canon!! In the vampire Armand’s narration Armand often repeats the same words multiple times in a row which I see as a form of vocal stimming. I think I’ve made the same lava lamp and devils minion adhd + autism duo commentary before when talking to friends, anon we might share a brain <33

And I looooveee ur question ehhehehehhe, I actually think about this a lot! I think Armand definitely knows that there is something different about his brain that separates him from others and is longing to understand what that is, which I think could easily lead him on the road of discovering that he is autistic since that is how I and many other ppl found out. But I don’t think the label is something he would be aware of or connect to himself if a third party didn’t explain it to him or point it out. I think he’d have a few barriers keeping him from coming to that realization, like having a person from the 1500’s understanding of mental health and disabilities and an anxiety of being studied, interviewed, questioned, etc. Armand finds analyzing himself very difficult and talking to people about himself also very difficult, so I think both self diagnosis and formal diagnosis would be a struggle for him. But, not an impossible struggle. Especially during post canon when Armand goes through an improvement arc and becomes a bit more healthier and self aware, I think his desire to improve combined with his desire to understand why he feels so alienated would cumulate in discovering he’s on the spectrum. I think that he is aware enough of his own symptoms that if he was given a label and an explanation he would accept it pretty easily and willingly, and as I said find it comforting to know the reason for his differences. The difficult part for Armand emotionally when he finds this out would be realizing the extent he was taken advantage of, hurt, and wronged by everyone in his life once he begins to understand that his vulnerabilities r due to a disability and not some ambiguous character flaw

thank u sm for the ask anon AHHHHH I could talk about autistic Armand forever bless u

[kryptonizes]

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN  -  DC COMICS

definitely not superman. what gave you that idea? he’s just a normal human man. he’s literally just a guy.

may or may not actually be an alien from the planet krypton with nigh-godlike powers that he uses to defend humanity

countryyyy boyyyy i looooveee youuuuuu blahhhhh

please don’t pick a fight with him. 

actually? pick a fight with him before he gets too much power back, just to say you did it

your new best friend (if you’re a pretty good person)

your new most annoying enemy (if you’re a villain)

brings coffee into the office, is always the one who gets stuck holding the door open, gives people his umbrella when they forget theirs

your local “bikes to work at his office job” guy

sir that’s my emotional support alien (literally he’ll listen to your problems and give great advice)

[kingofthewilderwest]

So,do you think that Voltron is deserving of the collective hate for season 4 and the claims of lack of character development? I personally liked the season,I didn't LOOOOVEEE it but it was completely okay and I dont understand some of the claims?

I’m not surprised at negative reactions I have seen from portions of the fandom (it’s to note that, while there is certainly vocal negativity in the fandom, it’s not everybody!). I sort of expected the backlash even before I finished the season; before I went online to tumblr, I predicted what the criticism would be about. So it’s not that people are making something out of nothing. The fans are definitely detecting something. And there are certainly a number of areas where I myself could constructively criticize the season.

That said, I don’t think that what these individuals detect about Season 4 is any reason to create a culture of collective hate for Season 4. I think it misses the point about what Season 4 is, what the purpose of Season 4 is, where in the narrative arc Season 4 is, and what VLD as a whole is. I don’t think Season 4 deserves such negativity at all.

I think that it would be good to step back and understand what S4 accomplishes, and to think about what waiting for future seasons will do to S4′s contribution in the long-ranging story. We need to be patient before everything comes to fruition.

Season 4 is a short six-episode continuation of a very long, complicated narrative. It’s only natural it won’t have EVERY nuanced aspect of the franchise in this time frame. Six episodes is very little material. While of course you can pack a lot into six episodes, and sometimes that’s a good idea, sometimes it’s also not a good idea to pack everything into such a short time frame. That can convolute the story and take away clarity, among other problems.

Voltron juggles a lot. It juggles the overarching narrative structure of fighting against Zarkon and the Galra. It has long-length arcs that last two seasons, culminating in a major climactic moment. It has season-length progression. It has single episode or multi-episode arcs. It has character development arcs for main characters like Allura, Shiro, Lance, Keith, Pidge, Lotor, and Haggar. It has side arcs and main arcs and arcs on top of arcs and many characters major and minor and planets upon planets and so much stuff going on. It’s not that Voltron is oversaturated in storytelling material… it’s just that it’s a very complex story and needs to create a sense of balance of progression for all these different plot points.

A six episode chunk isn’t going to handle all of that. It’s going to be one part of a balance to the greater whole. Season 4 isn’t about Shiro’s character development. But that’s okay. Season 4 isn’t focused as closely on Keith as Season 3 was. But that’s okay. Season 4 can give a good, useful contribution to the story as a whole without tackling everything.

Furthermore, just because it’s called a “season” on Netflix doesn’t mean it has the role of a season. Again, six episodes. The first six episodes of Season 1 wouldn’t make a stand alone chunk, nor would the first six episodes of Season 2. I wouldn’t criticize the first half of Season 1 for not getting “everything” to be a satisfying arc because that is not the purpose of that chunk of material. 

And there’s something to say that Season 4 does have a significant arc in and of itself that is introduced, built up, and brought to a climactic point within the six episodes we see.

And that significant arc is really the center and purpose of Season 4.

Season 4 is about the expansion of Voltron’s fight from one castle-ship to a galaxy of beings. That’s the purpose it’s meant to have within the larger VLD storytelling structure. It accomplishes this task very well. It’s not about the Paladins trying to learn how to be Paladins. It’s about something far broader than the six Paladins. It’s a season in which we are opening up to NEW characters and concepts and battles! It does that by giving us for the first time a battle with an entire flotilla of ships from aliens across the galaxy. It’s not a season meant to fully tackle the GRIT of old characters, but to introduce us to more material that will be built up more as we got on.

Season 4 is the beginning of Matt’s official on-screen journey, for instance, and the writers definitely made sure to give Matt a good grounding of screen time. We might not have had big Lance-questioning-himself moments, but that’s because the season’s purpose was to give us grounding for material like Matt which also will need to be developed through the franchise. 

Season 4 likely will be a foundation upon which much more nuance can be built. Give it a chance to grow from here, please!

Season 4 might throw people off because it has a slightly different narrative tactic than S1-3.

Season 4 is about expansion rather than a small team. Season 4 is a high concentration of casualties and near-casualties in a short time span. Season 4 builds on external political affairs moreso than has individual character episodes (aside from “Reunion”). Season 4 has more sense of passing time and time jumps than the steady moment-by-moment plotting we get in S1-2 especially. It’s a somewhat different narrative structure. And as soon as something changes, fandom can feel “off” and instinctively react against it.

But I don’t think this means S4 is out of place. It means that we are entering the central, convoluted development meat of the story… where things are getting chaotic and more pressed and everything is changing in the midst of the war. That’s what a middle chapter of writing often does: give us that spiraling out of control and spinning of new circumstances. We’ve started the plunge into a new portion of the overarching story.

Season 4 has incredible moments in storytelling, as well as significant moments for many of the Paladins. To say it is completely void of Paladin growth and nuance is to bypass and downplay critical scenes throughout the Season.

Now about character development: I do feel like the Paladins feel “flatter” because we’re not given as much in-depth focus on them this season (also because “The Voltron Show!” was an intentional writing of flattening the characters… but that’s a FULL episode of them feeling “less”). Again, it’s about the broadening of horizons this season, so we get a less “nuanced” lens specifically at the Paladins. I don’t criticize S4 for having this somewhat flatter feel for the Paladins because 1). sometimes looking at such a small chunk of material can make things naturally look flatter than they are over the whole, 2). there’s that other focus S4 is meant to expand upon, and 3). because the Paladins actually *do* have significant character moments!!!

Season 4 honestly packs a lot of story in a short time, if you think about it. And there is high-quality content in there.

Powerful, intricate moments for characters and their development include:

Shiro/Kuron’s nuanced psychology about Keith being leader. On one side, he says that he has accepted Keith is the Black Lion’s Paladin and will support his friend’s role as Voltron’s leader. But on the other side, Shiro commands Keith to obey him, questions Keith’s decisions, and undermines Keith’s role as leader. Kuron plays back and forth, simultaneously supporting Keith as leader and usurping Keith’s authority as leader. It shows a complicated psychology to what Shiro thinks about the situation.

Shiro/Kuron’s psychological struggle about being rejected by Black. We again see Shiro’s personality dimensionalized. On the surface, he shows himself to be calm, in control, and accepting of situations. He tells Keith he’s accepted he cannot be Black’s Paladin anymore. And while Shiro might even believe that, thinks he believes that, or tries to tell himself he believes that… it’s obvious that’s not the whole story. Shiro is extraordinary distraught when he’s sitting in Black’s cockpit, listening to the terrifying sounds of his teammates shouting, being overwhelmed by enemy forces, in deep danger and need of help. Shiro clenches tightly onto the Black Lion’s handles, his eyes tear up, and he pleas for Black to accept him. This is a huge moment of vulnerability for Shiro and speaks to the problems he’s continued to harbor.

Some interesting, continued dynamics about Shiro/Kuron’s attention to self-interests. It’s not that Kuron is selfish or cruel. He obviously is torn about not being able to save the Paladins, sitting there helplessly in the Black Lion’s lifeless cockpit. But Kuron acts a bit more in his personal interests and makes some commands to (especially) Keith that are less sensitive than we would expect of team-oriented, diplomatic S1 Shiro. This new S3-4 Shiro is being developed.

Keith’s intricate struggle about his place on Voltron’s team. This cannot be analyzed enough. There is a lot of depth to how Keith avoids the discomforts of being the Black Lion’s Paladin by diving deeper into his Blade of Marmora training. It shows Keith accepting his identity as Galra and doing something with it. It shows Keith questioning himself and his role as leader. It shows Keith distancing himself and pulling away as a quiet means of him trying to handle his problems all by himself. We can talk on and on and on and on about what this means for Keith’s personality, as well as what this means for his relation to team dynamics.

Pidge’s mission to find Matt. Do I even need to explain this one and why it’s such a significant moment for Pidge’s character arc??? Isn’t this self-explanatorily a great character episode for her through and through? Isn’t this in depth and full of heart and not flat at ALL for her character?

All the Paladins acting as polished fighters. Compare them to S1. This season manifests how they have grown.

An entire episode dedicated to Coran’s insecurities. Nice to see an entire episode focus on Coran feeling worried about his contribution to the Castle of Lions group!

Lotor moments, Lotor moments, everywhere! Lotor is just as complex and interesting as the second he was introduced in S3. There’s a beautiful complexity in how he acts contrite before Zarkon but smirks behind his father’s back. There are lots of signs of Lotor’s machinations everywhere. And yet again, the story builds on Lotor’s ruthlessness - killing Narti - and being willing to do anything tactical to achieve his ends… down to offering peaceful talks with the rebels.

Haggar being built up as a more prominent antagonist. With complex motivations that are yet to be fully revealed! Wasn’t this so cool though seeing Haggar take the forefront of leadership against the rebels??? It’s a huge growth from her just telling Zarkon she made another robeast and asking him to use it. Also her staring at her appearance wide-eyed? Demonstrations of insecurities from Haggar we are unaccustomed to seeing. Growth growth growth!

Everything about Matt. This season not only introduces Matt, but gives us an in-depth perspective of who he is. He’s hardly flat!!!!!!!

Keith taking on a notable leadership role in the final fight. Keith brings up back-up, taking a notable step in leadership. This might not be Keith in the Black Lion, but this is a point in which we can see that Keith’s training with the Blade of Marmora is making him take prudent initiative in dangerous situations. Keith’s actions in the final episodes feels like a nice step up into Keith starting to actualize as a leader. Definitely an important step up in character development here. 

Keith’s self-sacrificial flight. POWERFUL and terrifying Keith moment. We’ve seen Keith take a suicide mission before, filling in a role. We see this happen again, but in a very different matter. This is an even grimmer taking of responsibility… it’s not just that Keith has a small chance of surviving a difficult mission… but that he’s literally flying a ship in an indisputably deadly collision course.

Lance’s leadership abilities and sense of responsibility matured. In the first episode, we see Lance take on leadership roles while Keith is absent and Shiro cannot pilot Black. When Lance gives Allura a speech about her being the heart of Voltron, he’s taking an extraordinary step that no other Paladin has done. Usually Paladins defer to the leader and wait for him to make the next move and statement (especially when Shiro’s in Black). But here Lance steps up to give the necessary leading, motivational speech, Paladin-to-Paladin. He has become an incredibly important and serious second-in-command.

Allura being the heart of Voltron. Allura using her magic in a new way to save Voltron is a beautiful manifestation of her growing abilities, growing strength in herself, and power as a Paladin. 

And that’s hardly everything we get in these six episodes! We might not have scenes where Lance questions his value on the team and dig into those character development arcs, and I totally get why that general lack feels odd… but this season hardly turned anyone into two dimensional sticks. We’ve got amazing character stuff in here for sure.

I’m sure we’ll continue digging into Keith’s insecurities, Lance’s insecurities, everyone’s problems. We’ve still got more to come and far, far more to tackle than what a small portion - six episodes - can do. 

I’m not worried that the writers have somehow made Season 4 “a mess.” There is something to be said that viewers should be able to be content with a story as they’re going along - not just when they’ve completed the story and can now study it retrospectively - but there’s also something to be said about waiting for plot threads to continue developing, and understanding that different parts of a story have different purpose. Season 4 executes a lot of amazing things. It’s not perfect, and I don’t want to go into all of its flaws, but as I pointed out above, there’s so much to offer, too. My favorite season is probably still 2, but I have no hate for 4!

And frankly Keith’s near-death and Pidge’s graveyard breakdown are going to be some of my favorite scenes in the entire franchise forever.

[inmyheadfullofdreams]

Get to know the Coldplayer tag

What better way to help our wonderful family get to know each other than a tag?

Feel free to leave questions you don’t want to or don’t feel comfortable answering. Tag your favourite Coldplay blogs or followers you want to get to know better!

@slothfool, thank you for tagging me! :)

Q1. Do you have a favourite Coldplay album/era? If so what and why? Can’t decide... I’ve grown up with AROBTTH and X&Y, it makes me remember my childhood and because of this time I’m a coldplayer now. But I love Viva La Vida (well and every other album!) the same way... Of course the AHFOD era is one of my favourites, because I could finally see the boys live!!! 😍

Q2. Favourite Coldplay song for when you’re sad: Trouble, We Never Change, Gravity, O, sometimes Magic.

Q3: Favourite Coldplay song for when you’re happy: Viva La Vida, Strawberry Swing, Birds,... generally the whole AHFOD album.

Q4: X Marks the Spot, A Whisper, Princess of China, Fun: yay or nay? All of them: yay! I just don’t know how to feel about Fun. It’s okay but I don’t listen to it often. So for the other three songs the ‘yay’ is a little louder!

Q5: Best Album Art? Ghost Stories of course and AHFOD.

Q6: Have you ever seen Coldplay live, if not - would you like to? YEEEEES! 2016 in Hamburg and a month ago in Munich! AND I’M SO EXCITED FOR PARIS IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AFHSDAWKDJAW!!!!! 😍😍😍

Q7: If you could make Coldplay perform one song live, what would you choose? Speed Of Sound! I would looooveee to hear that live! And Strawberry Swing, Shiver (although I could hear that song last year already) and maybe Warning Sign.

Q8: What would your reaction be to meeting the boys in the street? Crying, laughing, being the happiest person on the whole planet, telling them how I love them and taking a picture with them... and when I’m at home I’d print that pic and put it on every wall in our house 😂

Q9: The Chainsmokers, Big Sean, Rihanna: yay or nay? yay, yay, yay!

Q9: Jonny goes Jazz or The Nappies? The Nappies.

Q10: Carpool Karaoke or Three Boring Songs? Three Boring Songs. Even if I love Chris’ batman shirt! 😂

Q11: What song are you most hyped for on Kaleidoscope? Have you preordered the EP? No I didn’t preorder it. I love All I Can Think About Is You and I’m excited for Aliens.

Q12: Do you consider yourself an ‘Oldplayer’? No, not really. I love everything what they do. I mostly hear their older albums but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the current stuff. They could do whatever they want - it’s always the beeest thiiiing in the wooorld!

Q13: In your opinion, 4 or 5 members of Coldplay? How could there just be 4??? EVERYONE knows there are 5 members and EVERYONE loves all of them!!! :) (At least that’s what I hope!)

Q14: Live 2012 or Live 2014? 2012... all the colours and of course for the first time: the xylobands! 😍

Q14: Bring back the curls? Weeeell, I think it’s totally okay how it is, but...  YES.

If you see this you can consider yourself tagged. I’m gonna tag @written-in-graffiti, @a-sky-full-of-birds and @rushofcoldplay. Have fun! :)