#i Hate you!!! /lh /j /nsrs

[tenmissedcalls]

Can you IMAGINE how a CERTAIN BLONDE BOY would LOVE to MATCH OUTFITS WITH YOU and always COMPLIMENT YOU not only for your looks but for your SKILLS. Telling you how you're doing so well so far and that he's so Proud of you in the most softest and tender voice ever.

Can you IMAGINE how he'd instantly SMILE and BRIGHTEN UP when he SEES YOU. The way his demeanor immediately changes bc he doesn't wanna embarrass himself in front of you.

Domestic moment where he'd be willing to plan out, draw, and construct the house you'd both live in- 🤭 oops. Did I say too much? My bad! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

GDNDBFJENFLSHFKE!! i’m having a moment of weakness i cannot believe this

[tobysbliss]

Heyyyy

Tickle honestly hour >:)

1. I haven’t tickled/teased you in a while, so I gotta ask, where are you most ticklish? And what’s your favourite spot to be tickled?

2. Does the word “tickle” fluster you?

3. What’s a tease that works the best on you??

4. What’s your favourite method to be tickled by? (Lightly, spidering, scribbling, digging, etc.)

5. Youre just adorable >:3 /p

i saw this notif and immediately went “aw GOD DAMNIT.”

1- its the same. it. it hasnt changed. its the exact same as it was before. stomach cough who said that what

2. yes absolutely and it has my whole life actually. how are people so normal about it

3. i havent been teased in so long i genuinely dont know anymore

4. yes

5. fuck off canadian

[jiraisupportgroup]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Guide To Tone Tags ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Tone tags are little indicators people put at the end of a sentence or message to clarify the intent or feelings of that message ^-^ you’ve probably seen them before. They’re really helpful especially online because it can be difficult to tell the tone of something online through text, especially if you don’t know the person and their usual speaking habits.

Just as a note: please don’t use these ironically. It defeats the purpose of tone tags and can be very confusing for some people! Just leave the tone tag out if you’re being sarcastic about it.

♡ General Tone ♡

• /j - Joking - this message isn’t serious, it’s a joke.

• /hj - Half Joking - they are joking about something but they are also likely to do it or believe what they are saying. It’s a joke and it’s not serious, but there is a little bit of truth in it. (Usually this is in the form of exaggeration i.e. “I hate twitter/hj” means they don’t really hate twitter, they do dislike some aspects of it though)

• /s or /sarc - Sarcastic - they’re saying something that is opposite of what they actually mean or feel. (Sarcasm online is also represented a lot by using long words and random capitalization i.e. “I nEvEr Would HaVe KnoOoooooOOOWnnN” they mean this sarcastically - they knew).

• /srs - Serious - they really mean what they are saying, or what they’re saying is very important to them.

• /nsrs - Not Serious - they do not mean what they are saying or what they’re saying isn’t a big deal.

• /lh - Lighthearted - they don’t mean this too seriously, it’s for fun or generally well intentioned.

• /g or /gen - Genuine - what they are saying or offering is for real, they mean what they are saying sincerely, or they are actually asking for responses for a question - it’s not rhetorical.

• /nf - Not Forced - they’re asking for something but they’re not trying to pressure you or force you into doing it.

• /m -Metaphorically - what they’re saying isn’t literal or didn’t literally happen, they’re using this as a metaphor for a different situation.

• /li - Literally - the thing they are talking about actually for real happened or they believe it fully.

• /rt or /rh - Rhetorical Question - a question they don’t necessarily want responses to, it’s a statement posed as a question to make you think about the topic as opposed to actually asking for an answer.

• /hyp - Hyperbole - what they’re saying is extremely exaggerated for comedic effect or to stress something.

• /ex - Exaggeration - what they’re saying is somewhat exaggerated for comedic effect or to stress something.

• /pos - Positive - they mean this in a good way.

• /neg - Negative - they mean this in a bad way.

• /neu - Neutral - they don’t really have strong feelings on this or don’t really have an opinion on it.

♡ Feelings of the Author ♡

• /nm - Not Mad - they’re not mad about what they’re talking about

• /lu - A Little Upset - they’re a bit disappointed or sad or angry about what they’re talking about, but not too much.

• /p - Platonic - they mean this in a friendly way, they view you as a friend.

• /r - Romantic - they mean this in a romantic way, they view you as a love interest, crush, or partner.

♡ Intent of Message ♡

• /t - Teasing - they’re kidding around and teasing you, it’s not too serious.

• /th - Threat - this is an actual threat that they intent on following through with (I mostly see this one used ironically which irks me bc it defeats the entire purpose of using a tone tag so just be aware of that).

• /sx or /x - Sexual Intent - they mean this in a flirtatious and sexual way.

• /nsx or /ns - Non-Sexual Intent - they do not mean this in a sexual way, it’s more so platonic, joking, or lighthearted.

• /nbr - Not Being Rude - they’re not trying to be rude by saying this (note that this does not automatically mean what they’re saying is not rude, you can still be rude even if it’s not your intention to be).

♡ Who is Being Talked To or About ♡

• /nbh - Nobody Here - they’re not talking about anyone here (usually used in group chats or small communities).

• /nsb - Not Subtweeting - they’re not saying this as a vague response to anything or anyone, they’re just genuinely talking about it.

• /nay - Not At You - they’re not aiming what they’re talking about at you specifically.

• /ay - At You - they are specifically targeting what they’re saying for you.

♡ Where is This From / Miscellaneous ♡

• /ij - Inside Joke - it’s a joke but might only be understood by a small group of people. Don’t stress if you don’t get it or don’t understand what they’re talking about. Inside jokes are usually hard to explain to others.

• /ref - Reference - this is a reference to something else, usually a meme or piece of media.

• /ot - Off Topic - this is unrelated to what was being talked about before.

• /cb - Clickbait - usually this means the message is exaggerated or falsely advertised to get your attention. Often used in a lighthearted / joking manner.

• /f - Fake - the thing they’re tagging is not real. This is usually used for fake headlines or photos.

• /l or /ly - Lyrics - they’re reciting the lyrics of a song.

• /c -Copypasta - this is a copypasta, they copied it from somewhere else.

[hiro-doodlez]

LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an “ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

[i-detect-rickrolls]

You don't know why you are popular?

You have saved me from rickrolls twice at least.

Unfortunately this has been at my own demise...

@rick-roller is way too good at sliding in lyrics. I hate you./lh/j/nsrs

[distortionswife]

!! Hi hello !!

I'm Arwen, I'm 19 and I make art, memes and random ass posts. I use they/them, please respect that and don't use feminine type nicknames with me!

I'm working on a commission sheets for if others are interested!

I have a lot of interests, so just ask! Atm it's a hyperfixation of the Magnus archives! I make art and memes of it, so you're welcome to follow!

Keep in mind, I am autistic ( AuDHD ) and might not always understand your tone. I often use tonetags, they're provided in the ( read more ) bit below !!

Please use them if you can, they are very helpful. Thank you!

Links to my Paypal and Kofi for the future, a better commission sheet is a w.i.p!

Paypal.com/LilGodOfNight is my PayPal <3

Tone indicator list

/aff — affectionate

I’m thinking of you. /aff

/c — copypasta

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy /c

/cb — clickbait

You’ll never believe what’s inside this $20M home! /cb

/f — fake

Look at this real-life unicorn. /f

/gen or /g — genuine

You’re such a nice person. /gen

/genq — genuine question

Does this help clarify? /genq

/hj — half joking ( you're like, half serious, half not )

I mean, I’m usually right. /hj

/hyp — hyperbole

I have 10,000 things to do today. /hyp

/ij — inside joke

There’s just something about those beach fries. /ij

/j — joking

Elias bouchard never did anything wrong/j

/lyr — lyrics

Vintage tee, brand new phone. High heels on cobblestones. /lyr

/lh — light-hearted

I think you misspelled mosey. /lh

/lit — literal

The rat we saw was the size of a small dog. /lit

/lu — little upset

Our top client won’t be renewing. /lu

/met — metaphorical

His fingers were icicles after shoveling for so long! /met

/nav — not a vent ( more so an update or a statement, )

Work has been so busy. /nav

/nbh — nobody here (none of your followers)

I’m really feeling down because of someone. /nbh

/neg — negative connotation

Oh my gosh. I’m going to cry. /neg

/neu — neutral connotation

The dog needs to go outside. /neu

/nf — not forced

Do you want to hang out today? /nf

/nm — not mad

Did you leave the iron on this morning? /nm

/nsb — not subtweeting

I hate when people don’t say things to your face. /nsb

/nsrs — non-serious

I just bruised my leg, but I’m okay. /nsrs

/nsx — non-sexual intent

You look so good. /nsx

/p — platonic

You look so pretty. /p

/pos — positive connotation

Oh my gosh! I’m going to cry. /pos

/q — quote

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.” /q

/r — romantic

I can’t wait to do life with you. /r

/ref — reference

It’s exactly like the gold or blue dress debacle. /ref

/rh or /rt — rhetorical

I still can’t figure out the issue. How can I be so stupid? /rh

/s or /sarc — sarcastic

This is just what I needed on a Monday. /s

/srs — serious

I really like working with you. /srs

/sx — sexual intent

You look so good. /sx

/t — teasing

Oh really? Guess we have to be best friends now. /t

/th — threat

I will block you if you don’t stop. /th

Pictures version:

( so you can download them

[confusedkeyssys]

/j = joking /hj = half joking /mj = mostly joking /nj = not joking /ij = inside joke /s or /sarc = sarcastic / sarcasm /nsar or /nsarc = not sarcastic /srs = serious /msrs = mostly serious /nsrs = not serious /g or /gen = genuine /gq or /genq = genuine question /rt or /rh = rhetorical question /naq = not a question /lh = light hearted /t = teasing /nm = not mad /u = upset /lu = little upset /vu = very upset /nu = not upset /ay = at you /nay = not at you /nbr = not being rude /nbm = not being mean /nbh = nobody here /sbh = somebody here /th = threat /nath = not a threat /cb = clickbait /f = fake /nf = not fake /q = quote /l or /ly or /lyr = lyrics /c = copypasta /m = metaphor / metaphorically /li or /lit = literal / literally /hyp = hyperbole /p = platonic /r = romantic /fl = flirting /nfl = not flirting /sx or /x = sexual intent /nsx or /ns = not sexual intent /pc or /pos = positive connotation /nc or /neg = negative connotation /neu = neutral connotation /vpos = very positive /vneg = very negative /e = embarrassed /nabr = not a brag /br = bragging /nafx = not a flex /fx = flex /st or /state = statement /nao = not an order /ao = an order /nav = not a vent /ny = not yelling /ot = off topic /irre = irrelevant /unre = unrelated /npa = not passive aggressive /pa = passive aggressive /c or /conf = confused /av = a vent /nav = not a vent /ex = exaggerated /aff = affectionate (i.e. I hate you /aff) /tech = technical /h = helpful /ns = not sure /fi = figuratively /curi = curious /sg or /sug = suggestion /tys = typing stim /stim = stim /sat = satire

Tysm!! :]

I'll add these to the masterlist right away! {Going to do the examples and descriptions later 'cus I'm a bit lazy ^^}

[pianocat939]

You hate country people I’m crying as a southerner 😭 /j /nsrs

I thought we were bros /nm /nsrs /lh

JIZZ BRO NO-

YOU CAN ALWAYS USE YOUR WEIRD HILL BILLY GRAMMAR /gen

YOULL ALWAYS BE MY BRO, BRO.

[mochadagoober]

Why do ppl hate tootsie rolls sm like wtf

The chewy texture and that flavor is just the best like-

Fuck u if u hate tootsie rolls /NSRS!!!! /J!!!! /LH!!!! /ISTG I AM JOKING DO NOT COME AT ME IF YOU ARE OFFENDWD I AM SORRY!!!! /PLEASE!!!!

[rowendoesthings]

hey guest user who just kudos'd an old-ass unfinished rp fic. how dare you. /lh

how dare you make me fall for mike afton again, making me re-read that shit and making me go bonkers for that person's version of him. sadly we've grown apart, and you've just given me the worst damn brain rot again. i hate you. /lh /nsrs /j

[picnicbask3t]

GET BETTER KINS?!?! /j

trying to justify your already terrible kins while denying the aesop rosenau kinnery is wild

YOU CANNOT STRAY AWAY THE FACT MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DAMNED BY GOD LIKE IF SOMEBODY SANE SAW YHAT THEY WOUKD BE TERRIFIED OF YOU AND FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER ?!?!

the fucking Luis XVI one is taking me out MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE EXECUTED HUH /J/LH/NSRS

you literally are rizz anon um that’s self explanatory

I don’t hate u. I love you dearly clown .. sniff .. you just have to accept the facts . and understand why you have been kinassigned . before it is too late

(( the fact u dont know who he is makes it better 😊 ))

(( also help rizz anon is your evil counterpart /j ))

Me and rizz anon being like jekyll and hyde frfr!!!!!!

AND WHO IS THAT!!! JOE@!! I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!!

[cyanbutnotquite]

if yall manifest the prison break tonight im deactivating forever KJBDKGJBKA /j

[someone1348]

I loved your Rottmnt tickle headcanons for the brother squad! May I be bold and ask if you've got any for Draxum?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR MORE AHH! Anon this made my day! Absolutely I can give you Draxum!! And I'm so glad you liked my brother squad headcannons! /p /pos /gen

Spoilers ahead!!! So be warned!

-Getting straight to the point this man is a raging Lee!

-He's a Grumpy, Stoic, Lee!

-Mr "I hate humans" yeah right okay you must "hate tickling" too huh? Lee! /lh /nsrs

-Honestly he didn't know what tickling was at first but eventually he learned from his goyles and well that was it he liked it ever since

-He wouldn't tell a soul of course! but it's clear to see

-When he had his powers and was creating the ("immatation crab men") *cough* *cough* mutants sorry! /j /lh /pos He thought he was untouchable but the turtles showed him pretty quickly that he was as fragile as the flowers he could grow

-The only ones who really knew and would tickle him every now and again were Huginn and Muninn and even then it was rare for Draxum to get physical touch

-Now once he lost his power and most of his physical form and Mikey took him in he got a lott more tickles then

-Dr Positive really comes through in this situation (aka Mikey)

-Mikey, slowly but surely, got him back to being okay with physical touch again and once he accidentally revealed that he was ticklish he was doomed

-Mikey tickles him the most but most of the boys and Splinter use that as their way of getting back at him

-When tickling him Leo loves to give the excuse of "you threw me off a roof, you deserve this" it works every time he "complains" about it

-He's mostly ticklish on his stomach, that's why his old armor covered that area the most (also to not get hurt of course but still)

-Mikey is the most gentle, Splinter is not allowed near him, Leo is playful, Raph is in the middle it depends on the day, Donnie doesn't want to get involved but if he does he'll use his tech and April is also playful

-Honestly once they take him down a few pegs he's sweet

-Surprisingly full of giggles when tickled, of course his stomach is full on laughter but everywhere else it's giggle city

---------------------------------------------------

-Honestly he just needs this pick me up, it helps everything and everyone

-someone give him a hug!

-if he does ler though it's usually Mikey and he absolutely will use his vines to either hold people down or tickle them or both!

-He's very powerful no matter what so don't get on his bad side lol

Honestly these are kinda bad and short but I'm drawing blanks lol! I hope you enjoy them regardless! /p /gen /pos

-K :]

[imapursoon]

fuck you *unflavors your toothpaste*

/nsrs /lh /j

no no no do it please I hate flavored toothpaste and can’t find any toothpaste without flavoring

[kokichi-and-co]

"Don't worryyyyyyy~!"

He kisses Fuyuhiko's cheek, smiling.

"No need to be embarrassed. I've still got three days to be with you, and I'll take what I can get."

Fuyuhiko knocked on his door, not caring that its midnight and he's probably asleep.

(@ask-ultimate-yakuza-fuyuhiko)

@ask-ultimate-yakuza-fuyuhiko

Luckily, Kokichi hasn't slept much at all since that letter. He opened the door, stepping aside and pulling Fuyuhiko inside before hugging him.

Just play it cool... He doesn't know yet...

He smiles brightly.

"Heyyyyyyyy, Kuzu-Chan! What's up?"

[alonelysimp]

❧ Basic info

I'm Dango!! (i usually anon under 🍡)

Nonbinary (he/they/xe) I'm testing out pog/poggers, perhaps its a joke, perhaps i actually like it

Agender (grey)Aro Ace gang (Neptunian but I use Agender for simplicity)

I'm an INTP, 549, sp/so, chaotic neutral, Slytherin (leaning Ravenclaw), and Phlegmatic-choleric, and RCUAI

Minor, idm platonic flirting as long as you're a minor too (I will not be initiating though <3)

❧ Other

I use some tone tags* (scroll down, I'll list them at the end)

I have tourettes !! I hate it !! (/lh)

❧ Likes

Genshin

Anything in theoretical physics relating to wormholes, the 5th to 11th dimensions, M theory, time travel, etc etc

Chem (not helping with chem hw tho <3)

Pokemon (gen 1 is my favorite)

Anime (fav genres are seinen, psych horror, and romance/comedy slice of life (shounen, mecha, and vampire don't usually do it for me but I'll give anything a shot))

Otomes (Ikemen series, The Arcana, Obey Me!) but ive barely played any since mid 2019/launch of ikevamp so my memory is a bit fuzzy

Drawing/Writing, its a love hate thing

Figure skating, yes i started bc of yoi

Kaomojis

❧ Dislikes

Indirectness (please please please if i did something wrong, tell me and be blunt about it, dw about it being too blunt)

Exclusionists (I will not be debating this, if you're an exclusionist get off my page rn)

Cringe culture

Feta cheese

Mechanical pencils breaking on me

❧ Fun Facts

Albedo and Sucrose kinnie** (I'll list the rest ig)

If you know what time zone, I'm in no u don't its 4am and I'm making tortellini (my sleep schedule matches that of "normal" in AEDT/EST Australia, I use/post in EST/EDT since its arguably the most popular in America)

if you make a vine reference I will marry u on the spot /p

there's a good chance I've seen an anime even if it isn't listed on my carrd, but whether or not I remember much of it is a completely different story

I've been rping as Barbara for... months now. Originally, it was on my Barbara main genshin acct but... she's my rp character of choice now ;;

❧ Spotify stats

my top artists according to Spotify <3

Yu-Peng Chen BABYMETAL ヨルシカ / Yorushika Reol BAND-MAID LADYBABY Maretu Araki The Longest Johns Moe Shop

Top Genres

Idol Rock / Kawaii Metal Pop / Indie pop / Post-teen pop Shanty Vocaloid Otacore J-pop / J-pixie

Top Tracks

Lobby Music (Kahoot) Snow-Buried Tales (Yu-Peng Chen) Envy Baby (Raon Lee) L'arrivo Della Signora (Yu-Peng Chen) Never Coming Back (Evan Call)

❧ Simp List

Tartaglia/Childe Ayaka Signora Xinyan Amber *Childe is the only one i self ship tho <3

❧ Other Accts

Art blog is @dango-ylan (same stuff as on my ig)

Shitposts and the like @grass-cant-save-me

Instagram is your.local.astronomy.nerd

uh my carrd is here !! [ x ]

❧ Tone tags

(ones i need are marked since I listed all I might use on this blog, I usually assume /j)

Full list here [ x ] (not mine)

/j - joking

/hj - half joking

/nsrs - not serious

/srs - serious *

/s - sarcastic

/gen - genuine *

/nm - not mad

/lu - little upset *

/lh - lighthearted

/nbh - nobody here

/rh (or /rt) - rhetorical *

/t - teasing

/ref - reference

/ij - inside joke

/c - copypasta

/p - platonic

/r - romantic

/sx - sexual intent

/nsx - non-sexual intent

/pos - positive connotation *

/neg - negative connotation *

/neu - neutral connotation

please be respectful and don't use the incorrect tag on purpose "as a joke" to confuse people

��� Kin list

(vaguely in order from most to least)

Albedo

Sucrose

Varian (t:ts/rta)

Pidge (vld)

Alice (genshin)

Kaeya

Kenma (hq)

Traveler (genshin, specifically Lumine)

Zhongli

Saiki (Saiki k)

Killua (hxh)

Gorou

Hange (aot)

Migi (Parasyte)

Yuri Plisetsky (yoi)

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