#i HATE chloe HOWEVER her asking just Why dont you love me mom
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genderqueeradrien · 2 years ago
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oh my goddddddd oh my god oh my god. they are trying to kill me via french kids tv show
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slymagician-blog · 7 years ago
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there’s this jack/hatter fic and it is the best thing. i am thriving. @suitablysublime bullied me into posting abt it. here are some gems for your enjoyment
“Madeline "Hatter" Hattie had always deemed herself as being a responsible, and independent woman” yeah until she TRIED TO MURDER A TEN YEAR OLD. also. what a name.
“The Mad Hattress so mad and wicked, many guessed it was due to never experiencing love, while others say she was just born evil.” theres literally no speculation lmao none at all
“Hatter stared outside her office arched window down at Looking Glass Land, and began to remember back to when she was still a happy, young and hopeful, idealistic girl before she became this wicked person, back to the day where she was just Madeline Hattie in love with Jack, The White Knight, how happy they were, till it all went wrong.” first of all this is one sentence second of all no,
“One of Hatter's guards said, snapping her out of her thoughts before she could go down memory land” what
“"So you're really going to just die for some girl you just met not even for a whole 24 hours." Hatter asked betrayal deep in her voice, not even bothering to hide her emotions anymore. It was just the two of them, and this conversation, neither would hold nothing back.” im laughing so hard oh my god
“Jack wanted nothing more than to pull Hatter, no Maddie, his Maddie into a hug, but it was difficult when you're on two different playing fields.” I AM THRIVING “““HIS MADDIE”““ BITCH WHERE
“"Dammit, because I love you Madeline!" Jack admitted. “No you don't. I saw the way you were looking at Alice!" Madeline shouted.” oh my god oh my god oh my god are they twelve
“"Then why are you helping them take me down?" Hatter asked. "Because this isn't you, and I won't let them hurt you!" Jack said.” NO ONES TRYING TO HURT HATTER OH MY GOD HATTERS LITERALLY THE ONE TRYING TO MURDER EVERYONE
“"Why should I suffer, while she gets to be happy? She took my son, and now every time I see her daughter, I see your face, and her face combined to make such a perfect child." Madeline cried harder, as Jack rubbed her back.” sHe ToOk mY SoN
“"Then, the Queen was always next to my ear, whispering words of doubt. She told me you never loved me, and that love was nothing but weakness, and I'm just now realizing how wrong she is, and I hate her all the more." Madeline said.” listen queenie i mean CORA’S evil dont get e wrong but what,
“"Even still I forgive you, but now there's no turning back now, so I'm letting you go." Madeline said as she snapped her fingers causing the chains to fall off, as Jack rubbed his hands.” oh shes ~magical~
“Jack said kissing her passionately, wrapping his arms around her waist pulling her close to him. Madeline's hands wound up in his hair, as she felt a passion that's been deprived her for the past decade, and it became intensified, till Madeline pulled away from Jack, who looked like a wounded puppy denied a treat. “ A WOUNDED PUPPY DENIED A TREAT
“"Yes, Alice, I would like that. Take my hand." Madeline said, before snatching Alice over to her, holding a knife to her neck careful not to cut her. "If I have to live in eternal torment, then so do you, we'll be together forever." She said in an eerie voice. No one noticed as Alice slipped a compass in Madeline's coat pocket.” this is so not what happened holy shit
“ "We did it, babe!" Jack yelled” wE dId iT bAbE
“"No, Madeline, a handshake won't do. We're like twins now, only we don't look alike, or act alike. We're two halves of a whole, so you're my sister here, whether you like it or not." Alice said.” what the fuck. first of all there’s fraternal twins second of all twins dont act alike third of all what the fuck
“ "Thank you, and I'm sorry, for everything…sister." Madeline said the word causing a bigger smile to erupt on Alice's face. “ IM SORRY  FOR EVERYTHIG SISTER
“Madeline replied before looking at Chloe who hid behind Alice in an attempt to not be seen by Madeline, when Alice pulled her out."Chloe, I know this is going to be a huge adjustment, but if you really look at it, you've got an aunt now." Alice said shocking Madeline, Jack, and Chloe who stared at her in complete disbelief."What do you mean?" Chloe asked."Well, you were there with me, it wasn't a dream. This is my other half, or should I say my sister, so she's your aunt. I know it's confusing, but trust me-"Alice began."I know mom, I get it now. This is Aunt Maddy." Chloe said with a bright smile that warmed Madeline's heart, as she nodded at the title."And I'm Uncle Jack." Jack said.‘ FIRST OF ALL CHLOE IS NOT SHY SECONND OF ALL HATTER LITERALLY TRIED TO MURDER CHLOE THIRD OF ALL AUNT MADDY WHAT THE FUCK FOURTH OF ALL WHAT
“"Oh, it's alright. Having another man in the house would make him very happy; the two of you can drink, and watch games, and he would love to have a tomboy as a sister-in-law, somebody who can play professionally at cards like a Queen, but has the skill of a King, No offense on the tomboy thing, Maddy." Alice said.”
alice: no offense on the tomboy thing maddy
hatter: has her hair curled, has 4 inch heels, has a fuckin sparkly pink corset, 
hatter: none taken
“ However, a gasp left her as Jack pulled away, and knelt down on one knee, pulling a ring from his pocket that he's carried with him everyday waiting for a second chance with Madeline. “ oh my god
“"Madeline Katherine Shindle Hattie, would you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. Ritchie?" He asked, and watched as Madeline took the ring in from him, and slid it onto her finger, admiring it."What do you think, Jack Darren Ritchie?" She asked using his full name as he had used hers, causing him to leap up, and swirl her in the air, before kissing her passionately under the stars of Queens, New York.“
THOSE ARE THE ACTORS NAMES H Y GOD IM
THIS FUCKIN FIC
IM WEEPING
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