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sayonaradumbass · 6 months ago
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'We're fucked.' from Badou
Succinct, but the sentiment just about covers it. 2D takes one more drag and then flicks the stub of his cigarette over the bridge railing into the water below.
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"Maybe. But we're not out of options, are we?" He's nursing a black eye and a hangover, but he's alive. He's breathing. Some days- most days- that's enough. "So what, we failed? W-we just try again tomorrow. Or today, 'cause it's morning, and we still have time. I always say the same thing, you know- if it's not alright, it's not the end. No credits rolling yet." Someone's an optimist today. The vicodin must be kicking in. "So? What's the plan? W-we going to run, or are we gonna try one more time?"
@burnlikeme
Badou whines as the cigarette butt tumbles below, sending a pitiful look at his companion. He's got a couple more cigs left himself, but he hates to see waste, even in a situation like this.
"That-- why are you quoting a movie? Is that Good Will Hunting or something?" But the info broker appreciates the sentiment, if only his little smile proves as much.
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"We're gonna run, and lay low a bit...and then try after that. The best we can do now-- it's too hot over there. Christ..."
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tachyon-at-rest · 1 year ago
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"hypnotically Caucasian" in that erasure of our genocidal past sorta way.
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themkultra · 2 years ago
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i swear I don't care about celebrities but I have an emotional attachment to Jeremy Shada. heand wife look so happy I need them 2 stay together or I'll stop believing in love
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sayonaradumbass · 18 days ago
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"Hello! Perhaps my Emperor scared you a little."
For Badou
Badou looks towards the voice-- and then up and up, cause damn, this is a big guy. This must be Yzma's man.
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"He didn't scare me, no," he denies, "but he did surprise me. He do that a lot?"
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sayonaradumbass · 10 months ago
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''Your face really pisses me off.'' Okita would voice his blatant insulting thoughts to the other,
''An eyepatch? Really? Are you actually missing an eye? Or should I gouge it out with my sword and make it so that you'll actually need the eyepatch instead?'' He didn't really desire an answer to his question, already unsheathing the sword at his hip.
''Only one way to find out.''
This is really just-- THOUGHTS YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF? Badou first looks at him with a frown-- which turns into an alarming raise of his brows--
"What THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST PEOPLE WITH MISSING PARTS???" The info broker begins to back away, arms raised-- why is this HAPPENING to him!!!
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"I think you need some serious therapy!"
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sayonaradumbass · 8 days ago
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Pessimism and Badou go hand in hand. He breathes it-- he's seen a lot, and there isn't much to be hopeful about anymore. It's no wonder the guy is skeptical! He's lost so much. The future is in limbo.
"Enough to burn any bridges you could've had with those assholes at the top? They won't like you much."
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Astarion can protect himself, that's for sure. But still....
"At least you'll have the time to watch it all happen."
The near pessimistic question returns once more. Of course it does. The poor thing had his whole world rattled and shattered in the span of a week. From chasing down the scientist, trying to grasp what he was doing, the explosion and the trial...
It'd be a lot for such a young mind inexperienced in the madness of the world.
"I think, with the right eyes watching his back, he will truly make the world a better place. Redefine the meaning of poverty and wealth and redistribute the benefits of the upper class. It... Will just take time. A few years, half a decade maybe." He smiles to the book, fingers trailing over something within, an inscription made by hand in purple ink. "I've seen it done before. I cannot see how it won't happen again."
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dragon-hoard · 6 months ago
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apparently the main populace of target shoppers is affluent under 30-somethings who want so bad to run over pedestrians in the parking lot
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thedoubteriswise · 1 year ago
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erin and I were at a flea market event today that could best be described as The Live, Laugh, Love Emporium and we were talking about that post lskdjfsldf
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sayonaradumbass · 2 years ago
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"Oye, there you are one-eyed bastard, un! I brought dango, want some, yeah?"
"How would you like it if I called you dick mouth hand bastard? No one would like that," Badou huffs. But also--
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"Food? Yeah, okay."
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sayonaradumbass · 5 months ago
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"Sounds like you've got a noose around your neck, waiting for you," he comments unhelpfully. Jesus.... and it hasn't changed since-- he doesn't know what this Ars thing is, but it has to be some ancient something-or-other.
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"And you gotta be a good ruler and abide, and not use your power for something good, huh."
"Yeah. Dad's supposed to choose for me when I come of age, or when it is necessary. However, he and mum both agreed that the choice should be left to me."
At his question, Octavia shook her head. "Goetian tradition has been in place since the Ars Goetia were founded; it is very hard to get it to change with the times."
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pattern-recognition · 1 year ago
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the clerks at this walgreens gave me a free box of newports and a pack of swishers that i didn’t even notice until i got in the car. there is so much good in the world
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chipgan · 1 year ago
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This was technically the first time Reagan met Chip
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bicepvein · 1 year ago
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started drinking early today (had a premiere yesterday but we couldnt celebrate in the evening so we decided to do so after the clean up this morning its fine) which means i am QUITE tipsy (pleasantly) and FOR ONCE really in the mood to go to the gay club my friend doesnt usually like to attend HOWEVER i AM sick so i AM fighting my impulses not to go make everyone in the club get sick. but i will say i deserve pity points for this
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sayonaradumbass · 4 months ago
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That's a good question. "Uhh, somewhere hot. Maybe with a casino? There's gotta be planets like that that aren't Earth, right."
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"A vacation?" He questions raising an eyebrow. "Doing what? Where?"
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blackynsupremacy · 5 months ago
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HIS BIGGEST FAN
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pairing: nicholas a. chavez x black!fem!reader
summary: for as long as you’ve known her, your grandmother has always enjoyed watching daytime soap operas, such as general hospital. she’s even more delighted when gets to have a “date” with you and your boyfriend, who happens to portray her favorite character, spencer cassadine.
contains: established relationship, romance, cavity inducing fluff, cuddling, kissing, reassurance, nicholas being the best boyfriend ever, kind words, grandma loves her some nicholas.
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“and voila! you look so amazing, baby.”
you chime after perfectly adjusting the black bow tie that rested on the collar of his pristine white button up shirt. you both get a glimpse of his final look in the full sized mirror of the luxury suite you guys secured for your visit in your hometown. your boyfriend of two years, nicholas chavez, was indeed what your uncles would call it “clean” as he donned a noir tuxedo and bow tie. you couldn’t help, but to inwardly swoon at the sight of the obvious outline of his toned build within the suit. the sweet, musky scent of his cologne put your senses in a hypnotic daze and his plush, chocolate tresses were shiny and brushed smoothly to the side with a couple of loose curls cascading along his forehead. nicholas looked good.
one would assume that this was a normal get dolled up date between you and nicholas, but this outing was more special. you were back in your hometown because nicholas has met most of your immediate family such as your parents, but not any of your grandparents yet, specifically your maternal grandmother. you loved your grandma to pieces and would protect her just as she has done for you in your childhood and adolescence. anyone could see that you were her favorite. she’d spoil you with the best of her homemade meals, the best gifts for special occasions, and you never forgot when she would discreetly slip a twenty in your palm while she gave fives to your cousins. you would never forget that she basically raised you from kindergarten to fifth grade while your parents worked long hours during the week and they’d pick you up on weekends. one thing that you knew very well about your grandma was that she was invested in her “stories”. they were just daytime soap operas and her favorite of all time was general hospital. ever since day one in ‘sixty-three, your grandmother hasn’t missed a single episode. it’s amazing that her memory was starting to get faded as she was getting older, but rest assured, she could recall an entire episode from ‘seventy-four if she wanted to! word for word and bar for bar. as a kid, you would catch a confused glimpse of the tv-programming while you were at her house. you had no clue what was happening, but grandma was invested, so you might as well be. now, as an adult, you don’t have the time to regularly catch up on the show on your own, but you made it your duty to record the episodes for your grandmother to make sure her streak wasn’t broken.
one year prior to meeting nicholas, you visited your grandma to just cook her lunch and kick it with her stories. as you both sat and watched, you realized that so much has changed with the show over the years, both the plot line and the characters. your grandmother enthusiastically nudges you when her favorite couple by the names of “trina” and “spencer” appear on the screen. they were a beautiful interracial couple of people who looked to be right in your age range. the woman was stunning. she was african american with gorgeous, dark brown skin and long straight black hair. the man was a brunette caucasian that was tall, muscular, and definitely handsome. you assumed that your grandmother caught your lingering gaze on the man and she teased you saying that he would exactly be your type, you just laughed her off and continued watching the episode because this man was a whole celebrity, so the chances of you and him crossing paths were very slim.
but never zero.
fast forward to a year later, you were flown out by your friend in l.a. that was interning for the costume design team on the set for a netflix docudrama series based on the case of the menendez brothers. the premiere was quickly approaching and she was allowed to bring a plus one, which would be you. as you guys were getting ready, she gave you the details about the designer fashion used in the show and you chuckled as she couldn’t stop talking about how fine the actors playing the brothers were.
“girl, i can’t wait for you to meet the crew tonight! on my soul the one who plays lyle would definitely be your type.” she hypes once you guys pull up to the venue. the hollywood life was like a dream. camera’s flashing from every corner, people wanting your autograph, giving exclusive interviews, and just the general buzzing of excitement in the air as you both entered on the red carpet. just only a few minutes before the screening started, your friend had to go talk with a team member, leaving the next few empty seats beside you open. your eyes dart around the room as you nervously wait for your friend’s return until you hear a male voice.
“uh, hey, is this seat taken?” he politely asked. you didn’t really get a look at him because the house lights of the theater were cut off, but you could see that he was really tall and muscular based off of his silhouette. with a shake of your head, you gesture towards the seat next to you in which he graciously sat, giving you a soft spoken “thank you”. you gulp a bit now that you were even more nervous than before, out of habit your knee nervously bounced up and down the more your impatience was growing. out of the corner of his eye, he noticed your fidgeting.
“hey, i hate to bother you again, but are you alright? you seem a bit nervous.” he alluded to your still bouncing knee. you take a deep breath to promptly regulate, stopping your movements and turning your head to the stranger.
“my bad, i’m just waiting for my friend to get back. she’s like the only i person i know here— it’s a little embarrassing.” you whispered with a nervous chuckle.
“well, in that case, my name’s nicholas. what’s yours?”
“y/n.”
“nice to meet you. that’s a pretty name for a what i assume is a pretty girl. it’s kind of hard to see in here.”
you both quietly chuckle. you thank him for the compliment before he speaks one final time and the screening officially starts.
“now, you shouldn’t be so nervous because you know two people here.”
the smile that was etched on your face didn’t disappear after you two got to see each other in the well-lit room of the after-party. god, this man was more good-looking than you pictured him to be and by the way he was throwing game, he found you to be a sight for sore eyes also. for some odd reason, it felt like you’ve seen him somewhere before, but you couldn’t put your finger on it. you forgot that your friend was even your ride until you realized that she was ready to turn in for the night. you and nicholas didn’t want to leave without at least exchanging numbers and that’s how those texts turned to late night talks to continuous dates. after a few months of dating, you two were officially an item and you decided to move to l.a. to be closer.
on about the third date, you told nicholas that you had that feeling that you’ve seen him before, but you don’t know where from. you knew it definitely wasn’t in person, so it had to be on television. it all came together when he told you that was also working on none other than general hospital as, you guessed it, spencer cassadine. with a palm to your face, you erupt with giggles. nicholas inquires you on the joke, you tell him about your grandmother’s love for the soap opera and how she gushes about his character. he blushes when you say she’s basically his biggest fan! you don’t forget how she told you that he would be your type of man and that your friend at the premiere said the exact same thing. it’s funny how fate works that way. the dream of your sweet, soap opera loving grandmother getting the chance to meet her favorite star of her favorite soap and the love of your life, would now become a reality tonight at one of the fanciest restaurants in town.
“thank you, sweetheart, but not half as amazing as you.” he responds with a lopsided smile and plants a soft kiss on your full, glossed lips.
“easy now, boo. save that charm for our special guest tonight, hm?”
you bashfully quip with a smirk as the heat rises on the cheeks of your melanated face. you then peer down at your wrist watch to check the time. you knew it was time to set the plan in motion. your palms smooth down the dress you chose for the evening and you retrieve your purse before you turn to nicholas to go over the plan one last time.
“okay, remember, i’ll go to pick her up and tell them our reservation. luckily, they still seat you if one person is a bit late. then, you’ll walk in with your fine self holding the bouquet of roses, are we clear?” you stated shifting your eyes from nicholas to the flowers that lay on the mini table of the hotel room.
“crystal.” nicholas affirms with a nod. his large hand softly catches your wrist before you try to scurry out to the elevator. being in a bit of a rush, you thought it could wait, but who were you to deny such a man like him? you gave in.
“what’s up, love?” you attentively urge. he pulls you closer to place his hands on your hips while yours find their way to his forearms.
“you know that you’re literally the best, right? this what you’re doing for her has shown me how big your heart is for those you love. i won’t lie—that makes me so proud to call you mine.” his spoke with soft sincerity as he leaned down to rest his forehead against yours, the loose dangling curls tickle across your skin. that familiar heat returns and the tempo of your pounding heart increases. his words rendered you speechless. even though nicholas worked as an actor, he could make a killing at being a poet because he always knew what to say. he took your moment of silence as an opportunity to speak one last time. the warm, coffee gaze of his eyes never dared to pull away from yours.
“you’re just beautiful—from the inside.”
the words halt from his pink lips. he draws them closer to fill the gap between you two, pulling you in for a brief, yet passionate kiss which you eagerly reciprocate for a few seconds before he pulls away to resume speaking,
“and definitely from the outside. i love you so much, y/n.” he concludes with one of his hands cupping along your jawline, his thumb caressing the apple of your cheek.
“and i love you so much, nicholas. thank you. i just want to give back to her what she’s given to me all of these years. i literally couldn’t have done this without you.” you respond with the same soft tone and return a chaste peck to his lips.
“now, i gotta go and get her before this whole thing falls through. i’ll see you in a little bit and don’t forget the flowers, okay?” with a light squeeze to his arms, you free yourself from his grip with your belongings in tow and give him one last smile before exiting your room and taking the elevator down to the lobby. after your uber arrives, you call your grandmother’s in-home caretaker that you would be arriving promptly to pick her up. once you pull in the driveway, you walk up to the door of the house that has brought you several fond childhood memories, you take the key that was made for you and unlock the door to see your grandmother all dolled up in her modest red velvet dress. her natural gray curls were styled beautifully on her head and her lips were painted to match her dress. with a child-like enthusiasm, you greet her in a warm embrace and a kiss to her forehead, not forgetting to tell the eighty one year old how radiant she looked. her scent was always the signature of elizabeth taylor’s white diamond perfume. the caretaker helps you get her into the car safely and you embark on the way to the restaurant. during the ride, you catch her up on life things and you inquire if she’s been eating, taking her meds, and watching her stories. you smile as the driver makes the turn into the parking lot and you find a good spot near the entrance.
“okay, grandma, we’re here! i have someone special i really want you to meet tonight and they’re really excited to meet you too.” you say, unbuckling both of your seatbelts.
“oh, really? who is it, baby?” she inquires with a piqued gaze in her eye while she watches you get out the car to help her out of her seat.
“as excited as i am to let you know, it’s a surprise!”
she playfully groans and you laugh as you hold on tightly to her hand to guide her to the entrance and confirm your reservation with the hostess who then immediately guides you to the secluded table in the vip section. your grandmother stares in awe at where you two were seated.
“baby, are we meeting the president or something? this looks a bit expensive.”
you giggle knowing that she was serious, she still looked impressed nonetheless.
“no, grandma, it’s the not the president. we’re just meeting my boyfriend and he wanted us to be treated well tonight.”
her eyes widen with wonder and she pulls you in for a hug.
“aw, my baby is in love! i’m so happy for you. does he make you happy?”
you pull back with a simper and eagerly nod at the mere thought of him.
“yes, he really does, grandma. i love him so much.”
“well, ain’t that a blessing? i knew there was a little glow on you, but i didn’t want to be wrong.”
you tell her that it was no worries and your gaze shifts to the entrance to see the familiar tall figure you’ve come to know and love. he’s finally here. you tell your grandmother to sit tight for a moment while you go to fetch nicholas. he was casually standing handsome and tall with the bouquet of roses in one hand and the other, in his pocket. once you made your way to the hostess station, you inform that nicholas is in the party of your reservation and he intertwines the hand that was in his pocket with yours before you both stride across the room to the vip table. your grandmother was reading over the menu and you call out her name causing her gaze up at you both. you and him were getting excited as you observed her facial expression when she laid her eyes upon your boyfriend. realization paints her face when she makes the connection,
“spencer. i-is that you?” she quizzes with a star struck tone. with a blushing grin, nicholas deliberately approaches and takes a seat next to her. her stare doesn’t break from the man. he takes the moment to introduce himself.
“you may know me as spencer from the show, but i’m also your lovely granddaughter’s boyfriend, nicholas. it’s a pleasure to meet you, ma’am. may i?” nicholas holds out his hand and when he grants your grandmother’s consent, he lifts her hand to his lips to place a delicate kiss on it. you take out your phone to capture photos of this moment. your grandmother couldn’t stop her giggling of excitement when she graciously took the flowers from nicholas.
“look at the camera, you two!” nicholas gently puts his arm around her shoulders and she naturally leans into his touch for the first photo. for the second, she places a kiss upon his cheek, making nicholas grin so hard that his face probably hurt. by the way he blushed from that kiss, you’d thought that your grandmother was going to take your man for sure. it didn’t take a rocket scientist to tell that your grandmother adored nicholas and nicholas, her. you assumed that their chemistry was so off the chain, that if you left them, they wouldn’t even notice your absence. you put away your phone and take the seat on the other side of your grandmother, placing her in the center.
“ooh, y/n! he’s just as sweet as he can be. he’s more handsome than he looks on my stories. you better keep him, girl.” she chimes as she gets an eyeful of nicholas’ dashing features to which his cheeks never stop their glow of red while continually thanking her. you couldn’t pay him a million dollars to be arrogant if you tried and that’s one of the many things you loved so much about him. nicholas adds in the conversation,
“if it’s any consolation, i don’t plan on letting go of y/n anytime soon. that’s if she’ll have me.” those pretty brown eyes peer into yours. the glint of sincerity shoots you right through the heart. you smile returning the same expression,
“i couldn’t get rid of you if i wanted to, so of course.”
“awww! you’re more romantic than spencer and trina!” your grandmother emotionally chimes in and you calm her down to make sure her excitement doesn’t affect her health.
when everyone has ordered, your grandmother continues to ask nicholas about himself, especially on the show. she was a bit bummed out that he couldn’t reveal the details of the new episode coming in january, but he was going to give her a special gift for the holidays to make up for it. as you’re all eating dinner, you groan in playful embarrassment when she recalled your childhood memories to him. like the time you were at the park, and you wanted the merry-go-round to spin super fast, she warned you to shut that down. did you listen? nope. you spun that thing so fast, you threw up on another kid’s shoes. nicholas doubled over in laughter while the elder shook her head at you with a grin.
“grandmaaaa! why’d you expose me like that?” you pout at her with a glare towards nicholas.
“because you’re hard-headed, but i still love you.”she retorts.
“i’m working on it, trust! and—i love you too!”
nicholas sat and observed your interactions between you two, it was so refreshing to see you both at ease and talk like the best of friends despite the fifty-six year age gap between you two. when you all are full, nicholas picks up the tab for dinner, in which you two thank him with a kiss on each side of his face and you order the uber for you all to share to bring you home. you let her take a bathroom break and you get the notification that your uber has arrived. with nicholas walking out in front in of you both, you take your grandma by the hand as you two follow his lead. once he confirms that the uber is legit, he opens the door for you both to climb in. with your grandma in the center again, you sit back as the third wheel as they continue their animated discussion about general hospital and your relationship during the entire ride back to her house. you text the caretaker that you have pulled up, but to open the door because you and nicholas were going to help her to the door.
“thank you so much for dinner, you two! i had such a great time. it was such a pleasure meeting you, spen—i mean, nicholas! lord, have mercy you’re both so charming, i can’t tell the difference.” she bade sending him a wave.
you all filled the air with laughter as you three strolled towards the porch.
“you’re very welcome! the pleasure is definitely all mine, ma’am. i can see where y/n gets—well, everything from! heh.” he says with the notable twinkle in his eye.
you both coo at his charm.
“jesus, if i were just fifty years younger—“
“grandma! chill!” you playfully chide the elder and nicholas chortles as you all go up the steps, meeting the caretaker at the front door. after all was said and done, you and nicholas bid her a final goodnight with a hug and kiss to the cheek before she disappears into the house to retire for the night. the uber then drops you and nicholas off at your hotel. once you get to the room, you both share a shower together, change into something comfortable, and cuddle within the king sized bed. you’re both still pretty wired from the evening, so you just talked about the plans of spending time with her tomorrow because your flight doesn’t leave until the day afterwards.
“babe, your grandmother is one of the cutest women i’ve ever met—besides you of course.”
“mm-hmmm. i better and thank you! she really likes you too, you know. like i said, she’s your biggest fan. i bet you she’s gonna call up her friend, miss edna, and tell her all about it in the morning.” you both chuckle and there’s a beat of silence and it was your turn to break it,
“nick, can i confess something?”
“yeah, what’s on your mind, doll?”
“you know how grandma said that we were more romantic than spencer and trina? can i say that i really appreciated her saying that? i won’t lie when i’ve seen some of those scenes, i thought you and tabyana were a thing.— i even get just a little jealous sometimes. i know it’s your job and—”
“hey, hey, hey. c’mere.” with arms already around you he shifts you from his side and positions you on top of him.
“like i told your grandma, i’m not going anywhere anytime with anyone. you’re the one for me. i may get some attention here and there from the rest of the world, but look at who’s with me right now. i’m your biggest fan and if i have to reassure that when you need, i got you like you got me, are we clear?”
you hold his gaze now with relief washing over you, a smile grows on your face and you nod to affirm his question.
“crystal.” you utter before bringing your lips to his for a kiss. nicholas doesn’t hesitate to reciprocate as you place your hands on each side of his sharp jawline and his hands rest themselves on your hips. you both indulge in each other for about a minute or two before you give each other one final “i love you” before letting a well-deserved slumber take over your exhausted bodies.
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ourchunkysalsa · 10 months ago
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claudia and armand, though they may despise each other and one of them died, need to come together to cancel rockstar lestat. no one else can break through his hypnotically caucasian aura. claudia with her mean lesbian power and armand with that fuck ass ipad/media literacy can ruin the tour. enemy of my enemy is my friend etc etc
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