#hypno tag

[hmshermitcraft]

'Who would survive in a zombie apocalypse?' is a question the hermits ask far too much for having a resident zombie.

Every hermit has their crazy made-up theories saying it'd be them (except Cleo. She has an actually good argument as to why they'd 'survive') but no one actually thinks they would.

It'd either be someone who can fly, Xisuma, Etho, Bdubs or Scar.

X and Etho have masks, they're not going to breathe zombie air. But that'd only kill them faster. Mask = Less oxygen and less oxygen = quicker death

Bdubs is small. He can get into spaces most people can't. But that has its downsides too. He could get surrounded, run out of supplies and he'd die a horrible, slow death.

Flight would be helpful, but only while you have the energy to.

Scar would either breathe in the vicinity of a zombie and die instantly or survive out of sheer dumb luck.

The hermits know it'll probably never happen, but it's fun for them to imagine. And it ends up different every time! Once they even managed to get Cleo to be the last survivor! And the start of the infection!

It's become a ridiculous team building exercise for them. Every time somebody brings up the discussion, it turns out people have come up with numerous new arguments as to why they or another hermit would survive.

Some of the more noteworthy examples:

"Joe just would, I don't know." - contributed by Cleo

"Hypno shows so little skin, a zombie couldn't bite him." - argued that the infection could be airborne, so that wouldn't count

"Zed wouldn't even notice." - contributed by Tango, in a very tired voice

"Zed would be experimenting on the zombies." - contributed by Impulse, sounding equally as tired

"Bdubs is so short, no zombie is going to lean down far enough to bite him." - from Etho, this led to an hour of arguing (from Bdubs.)

"Mumbo would just build a vault." - from Iskall.

The addition of Joel and Skizz kept them going for weeks with new ideas. Every date night eventually devolved into 'the zombie discussion'. There was no escaping it. Just like, some might say, a zombie infection.

[leightonfucker]

harper keeping robin and pc captive.

harper hypnotizing small dicked robin into thinking he's a biological girl and punishing him for not being able to get pregnant despite the constant unprotected sex.

“Now, looking a little different down there-" he flicks at Robin's dick clit "-doesn’t make you any less of a girl. And you should very well be able to get pregnant, according to your charts. The obvious conclusion to make here is that you’re doing something to prevent it.”

robin wearing a collar that says pretty girl. robin getting a “Harper’s Fuckdoll” tattoo over the womb he's convinced exists within him to match the one pc has on their chest. robin forced to be permanently naked as punishment- he could be hiding contraceptives in his clothes, after all. butt plugs of increasing size to keep all of harper's cum in his "womb". putting him on aphrodisiacs, telling him they're fertility pills, they'll help him get pregnant, and getting pregnant is all he needs to do to get him and pc out of here. it's so simple, robin!

robin being so so so jealous when f!pc finally starts to swell up with harper's "babies" not knowing they're just parasites harper is incubating inside her womb. harper's so eager about it there's hardly even a difference. robin watching in envy while harper pounds into pc, head bowed over her chest, alternating between mouthing at her nipples and rambling endlessly about how pretty their baby is gonna be, how he's gonna get her pregnant like this over and over.

[oopensandwich]

wake up soon, brother.

[numberonewhimperingfan]

if u play with my boobs long enough I become a drooling slut btw. just so everyone knows

[soppsop]

hades

[anthrophobixx]

Monthly sketch dump

The designs in the first drawing belong to @/kianamaiart ^^

[horse-head-farms]

🪼slime-kisser Follow

all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

🐠xbcrafted Follow

may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

😵‍💫hypnotizd Follow

youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

… you’re literally one of the owners

🐸cottagecoreliving Follow

to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

🥚dragon-tegg Follow

hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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🌃elytramoments Follow

hate when i crashland in the lava biome

🐶renrobert Follow

you mean the nether

🌃elytramoments Follow

i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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👁️big-eyes Follow

This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

👁️big-eyes Follow

kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k

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[kenchann]

missing him hours

[bake-offhamster]

[hmshermitcraft]

Wels and Hypno, just hear me out.(Sorry for bad spelling/grammar)

It starts out as a series of pranks escalating into more and more messy situations. Its only when Wels gets hit with a glitter bomb by Hypno that it peaks, before Hypno offers to clean his armor for him. Do they start using pranks as ways to open up paths to help the other with small tasks they would normally put off.

It's a strange way to define their relationship, but it's theirs alright. Wels will help Hypno rebuild a wall, they'll both scrub the dye off floors, or repair damaged redstone. Their bases are looking better than ever, something the two of them laugh over every time they notice.

[funky-dealer]

that fuckin beast that i LOVE ❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🥰🥰

[lazychimken]

In my gamer era rn, Hades is a pretty cool game and I’m excited for the sequel game :D can you guys tell that Hypnos is my fav

For my OP fans, I’m working on a comic rn so be patient ok thx 🥺🥺

[danmeichael]

dumbification hypno wouldn't even make sqq ditzy. he'd just make more logically sound decisions while dumbified because he wouldn't be trying to play 4D chess on a checkerboard anymore.

[pomegranatears]

There's something about men getting flustered when you talk to them like you would to a dog. When that animalistic part of them speaks louder and reason vanishes. All they want is the thrill of feeling so good their minds go blank and that spot between their legs is a sinful mess.

And that goes from "Good boy! Who's my good boy?" to commands. "Sit. Lay down," always keeping it simple because in that moment their mind is too fuzzy to comprehend anything that's not tied to their pleasure.

You can't think right now, love. I'll do it for you. Sit there and watch. Stay still while mommy takes care of you. Be quiet. Do you need to be gagged like a pet needs to be muzzled? Leashed and collared so you can behave? We can do all that but eventually you'll learn.

Love the concept of having them like an obedient pet, watching while I play with myself but don't allow them to do anything but stare. Self-control is so important, it only leads to a reward. Brats are fun but when a sub has an "obedience is pleasure" mindset they can get anything from me.

[7rottenteeth]

"Such unquestioning faith deserves a reward, little priest..."

[salemoleander]

Even if you don't watch every episode (which, unless you have to - my condolences to the HC Recap team - I assume most people won't) one way of narrowing things down that I HIGHLY suggest is picking at least one person from each of the mining teams to watch, because the vibes are wildly different and equally hilarious.

Team Blue Bin Bags - Spend the entire mining session roasting each other. Climactic moment involving a faux ad for project management software. Would sell each other to Satan for one cornchip.

Hypno

Iskall

Mumbo

Ren

Stress

Team Red Rashers - At one point Etho says, "I don't understand some things about social dynamics, I tell you," and that's this group's motto! Simultaneously the most competent and the most nervous team, like a bunch of racing greyhounds.

Bdubs

Etho

False

Jevin

Team Mustard Milk Tots - They get a lot done, which I think is mostly because 90% of their dunking is targeted at Doc. Very 'parents out for drinks' vibes, despite constantly descending into childish bickering.

Beef

Cleo

Doc

Skizz

Tango

Team Purple Pickles - Lowest intra-group antagonism, made up for by their choice to run straight towards environmental dangers. The cave diving and sculk could make it a horror movie, but everyone is so unruffleable (excepting X, who is perpetually ruffled) that it wraps back to comedy.

Joe Hills

Keralis

xB

Xisuma