#hypno tag

[hmshermitcraft]

'Who would survive in a zombie apocalypse?' is a question the hermits ask far too much for having a resident zombie.

Every hermit has their crazy made-up theories saying it'd be them (except Cleo. She has an actually good argument as to why they'd 'survive') but no one actually thinks they would.

It'd either be someone who can fly, Xisuma, Etho, Bdubs or Scar.

X and Etho have masks, they're not going to breathe zombie air. But that'd only kill them faster. Mask = Less oxygen and less oxygen = quicker death

Bdubs is small. He can get into spaces most people can't. But that has its downsides too. He could get surrounded, run out of supplies and he'd die a horrible, slow death.

Flight would be helpful, but only while you have the energy to.

Scar would either breathe in the vicinity of a zombie and die instantly or survive out of sheer dumb luck.

The hermits know it'll probably never happen, but it's fun for them to imagine. And it ends up different every time! Once they even managed to get Cleo to be the last survivor! And the start of the infection!

It's become a ridiculous team building exercise for them. Every time somebody brings up the discussion, it turns out people have come up with numerous new arguments as to why they or another hermit would survive.

Some of the more noteworthy examples:

"Joe just would, I don't know." - contributed by Cleo

"Hypno shows so little skin, a zombie couldn't bite him." - argued that the infection could be airborne, so that wouldn't count

"Zed wouldn't even notice." - contributed by Tango, in a very tired voice

"Zed would be experimenting on the zombies." - contributed by Impulse, sounding equally as tired

"Bdubs is so short, no zombie is going to lean down far enough to bite him." - from Etho, this led to an hour of arguing (from Bdubs.)

"Mumbo would just build a vault." - from Iskall.

The addition of Joel and Skizz kept them going for weeks with new ideas. Every date night eventually devolved into 'the zombie discussion'. There was no escaping it. Just like, some might say, a zombie infection.

[hypnomybaby]

drowzee doodle sheet :D

[leightonfucker]

harper keeping robin and pc captive.

harper hypnotizing small dicked robin into thinking he's a biological girl and punishing him for not being able to get pregnant despite the constant unprotected sex.

“Now, looking a little different down there-" he flicks at Robin's dick clit "-doesn’t make you any less of a girl. And you should very well be able to get pregnant, according to your charts. The obvious conclusion to make here is that you’re doing something to prevent it.”

robin wearing a collar that says pretty girl. robin getting a “Harper’s Fuckdoll” tattoo over the womb he's convinced exists within him to match the one pc has on their chest. robin forced to be permanently naked as punishment- he could be hiding contraceptives in his clothes, after all. butt plugs of increasing size to keep all of harper's cum in his "womb". putting him on aphrodisiacs, telling him they're fertility pills, they'll help him get pregnant, and getting pregnant is all he needs to do to get him and pc out of here. it's so simple, robin!

robin being so so so jealous when f!pc finally starts to swell up with harper's "babies" not knowing they're just parasites harper is incubating inside her womb. harper's so eager about it there's hardly even a difference. robin watching in envy while harper pounds into pc, head bowed over her chest, alternating between mouthing at her nipples and rambling endlessly about how pretty their baby is gonna be, how he's gonna get her pregnant like this over and over.

[oopensandwich]

wake up soon, brother.

[numberonewhimperingfan]

if u play with my boobs long enough I become a drooling slut btw. just so everyone knows

[soppsop]

hades

[kenchann]

the honk shoo guy... again

[anthrophobixx]

Monthly sketch dump

The designs in the first drawing belong to @/kianamaiart ^^

[7rottenteeth]

"Such unquestioning faith deserves a reward, little priest..."

[hmshermitcraft]

Wels and Hypno, just hear me out.(Sorry for bad spelling/grammar)

It starts out as a series of pranks escalating into more and more messy situations. Its only when Wels gets hit with a glitter bomb by Hypno that it peaks, before Hypno offers to clean his armor for him. Do they start using pranks as ways to open up paths to help the other with small tasks they would normally put off.

It's a strange way to define their relationship, but it's theirs alright. Wels will help Hypno rebuild a wall, they'll both scrub the dye off floors, or repair damaged redstone. Their bases are looking better than ever, something the two of them laugh over every time they notice.

[hypnomybaby]

Thackery (Trainer) and Morpheus (Hypno) doodle - these are their gym outfits, I'll draw casual/off the clock... eventually

[bake-offhamster]

[funky-dealer]

that fuckin beast that i LOVE ❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🥰🥰

[starseekerkeyblade]

EMBRACE THE POWER, YOU CAN HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY.

[lazychimken]

In my gamer era rn, Hades is a pretty cool game and I’m excited for the sequel game :D can you guys tell that Hypnos is my fav

For my OP fans, I’m working on a comic rn so be patient ok thx 🥺🥺

[kenchann]

missing him hours