#hymnspod oc

[the-spludge]

//OOC:

The Spludge's OP is @teacup-captor :3 (yes the "The" is a part of their name ^^ their name is spelled like "sludge" but with a p in there, SPL-UDGE :P many people get their name wrong I get why tbh) OP also roleplays as @copper-from-fall and @ask-trashhunter in the HFTR rp, and as @dumptruck-the-potato in the FUA rp!//

By the side of the road, on the outskirts of somewhere, is a small house. What stands out most is all the colors on and around the house. Upon closer inspection, the yard seems to be full of loads of different kinds of decorations. Especially garden gnomes with massive noses and beards, and their eyes and mouth completely covered. The house is not only sloppily colored, but weirdly... distorted. Overhangs that don't make sense, certain part look kind of like they've... Melted?

And on one side of the house- you can make out a few words.

"PROPERTY OF THE SPLUDGE"

If you choose to approach, you get an even clearer look of everything. The yard is full of various dead flowers, the soil they're planted in covered in wet dripping paint. There's various rusted trinkets all over. Watering cans, wheelbarrows, shovels, rakes, tools... Old children's toys, their color faded by the sun. A lot of water guns. And behind the house you can make out at least a few broken old swing sets. And of course the gnomes. There's many of them, and they're all distorted, painted, and most are broken in some way...

The house looks like it's painted very sloppily. Like whoever painted it could never decide on a color and just kept trying to paint over it all quickly, before they changed their mind. ...Actually, some of the spots are still wet.

On the porch, right by the door, there's various wind chimes, sun catchers, and more trinkets hung up by various threads, yarns and wires. Some electronic parts, some fidget toys, soda tabs, a pair of rusty scissors, and a few small plushies.

There's a doorbell painted vibrant green. It's still wet. When pressed, your finger of course gets green paint on it, but it also plays an oddly familiar tune... yet you can't quite place it. It sounds wrong.

The door opens not too long after.

Greetings!!!1 :3 Do not touch The Spludge.

[the-spludge]

ooohhh mous is funnn

anon likes mous they may have to steal that from the spludge!!!

anon gives thanks to the spludge

....Mous was not supposed to like being called Mous!!! The Spludge used a bad example. *sigh* Mous is welcome anyway!! If being Mous makes happy The Spludge thinks Mous should be happy!

[the-spludge]

oh oh oh!!

is the spludge to be referred to only as the spludge even in scenarios where it is odd to say the the in the spludge???

perhaps anon wants to send an ask to the spludge and it ends up reading something like “hello spludge!! handing you Shinies!!”

is that strange to the spludge??

anon send trinkets by the way!!!

TRINKET TRINKETS SHINIES GOODS!!!!!111

*The Spludge moves their hand out of view of the camera both OP and the reader are imagining right now. The Spludge then moves their hand back IN view, now holding a small toolbox. The Spludge hands over the toolbox to anon, all without looking away from the trinkets the kind anon gave them.*

...What was Anonymous saying? Oh, oh yes!! The Spludge's full name is The Spludge, with the "The" included! How would Anonymous feel if The Spludge only called them "mous"????? That's what The Spludge thought!!! Not so fun, is it, Mous????