#The Spludge

[glasshymns]

*Someone- clearly a fae, gets a little closer to you, looking distressed.*

*They keep almost spinning in circles, trying to reach something on their back.*

*They look... Sticky? Or... Wet???*

*They approach.*

Human!!! The Spludge is willing to offer supplies if the human helps The Spludge get this wretched thing off The Spludge's back!!!!111!!1

*There's a dirty old wrapper, flush against their very sticky back... They try again to grab it, but their sticky fingers can't get a hold of the waxy side of the old wrapper.*

@the-spludge

oh, ah--*glass is hesitant to take up a random offer of supplies, especially from an unfamiliar fae, but the spludge looks so distressed they cant help themself.*

*they reach up and remove the wrapper from the fae's back after only a moment of deliberation.*

here. got it!! *they hold up the wrapper triumphantly*

[ask-trashhunter]

*As Trash Hunter works, someone else enters the dump they're in...*

*The Spludge starts walking around, getting distracted by anything shiny they see. Oh great glorious trinkets galore! The Spludge just hopes they don't belong to anyone...*

@the-spludge

*Trash Hunter searches through the trash for a AAA battery, muttering to themselves*

Battery, battery, battery..... Where to find a battery... Battery! *Trash Hunter excitedly jumps towards the battery!! ....Only to realize it's double A, not triple A.*

*Then they spot The Spludge...*

[vanderbilt-draws]

hftr rp is actually just an elaborate ruse to get more ppl to listen to the enby people in the apocalypse podcast actually

(left to right on the top row: @amber-who-sings @glasshymns @aster-spring-fell @the-spludge )

[the-spludge]

THE SPLUDGE IS SO SPLUDGEY!!! Cringe is what cringe'll be called! cringe offers trinkets from cringe's shoes!!!

Greetings, Cringe!!! WOAH!!!! The Spludge ADORES... The Spludge NEEEDS!!!

The Spludge can offer you a mystery box in return (Cringe will get to keep the pretty metal lunchbox AND anything that's inside) or Cringe can choose from The Spludge's porch trinkets... Oh!!! Or The Spludge has this biiiig box of wonderful small shinies

*a big jewlery box materializes into their hands as they reach behind their back. They show you the big jewlery box. It has jewlery of all kinds and sizes! Alternatively, their porch trinkets are all a bunch of different shiny and noisy things. Wind chimes, bells, light catchers, etcetera*

[aster-spring-fell]

*Aster suddenly realizes there's a few trinkets beside them! A pebble, a purple plastic crystal, and a flower made of glass! There's a note...*

The Spludge hopes Aster likes these... The Spludge is very happy with their tree. No humans have been harmed!

- @the-spludge

*They almost melt at the sight*

Oh wow..

*They pick the objects up and immediately head to the small trinket trove opposite the meadow, placing them proudly in the centre*

Hehe...I thank the Spludge *They mumble* Right I need to find something good..something clankey for the Spludge...show my appreciation...

[lostdrarryfics]

Hello, I'm looking for a drarry fic I read on AO3. It's an (alternative) universe in which draco isn't even the real draco but a boy? whose mom was a big potterhead and also named him after her favorite HP character (Draco). He died and was reborn into the body of Draco Malfoy and knows what is going to occur in the following years at Hogwarts.

I thank you in advance for your help!!!

We believe you are looking for My Second Chance by Spludge (33k, NR)

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[sin-content]

IM SLIGHTLY OBCESSED WITH HER...

[dying-signals]

In exchange for voting for stephsummers miguelaxel & bwatsons I’ll put my fics back up I swear.

[adrunkpoetwallowing]

Drunken Werewolf

When the moon rises to join the night, lay your eyes on it and feast,

Dance Drunken Werewolf dance!

Let the moonlight be you’re partners, shifting and twirling like your paws and feet,

Jump Drunken Werewolf jump!

Let the stars be your audiences as well as you light, marvelling and gaping at your own shine,

Leap Drunken Werewolf leap!

And land on the wilted grass, let them be your stage, echoing prances and hops,

And if you dance well enough,

Shine hard enough,

Leap far enough,

You may reach your peak and conform to the reality of it all.

[teacup-captor]

I have an exam today, when I come home I'll see what I have the energy for. If I have enough energy I will properly relisten to episode 15 hftr to see if I can make more sense of it this time lmao, then I'll continue writing a summary of every hftr episode and I'll see about uploading it to a google doc that I'll share with other hftr fans. It will be the most spoilery thing you've ever seen. And also, The Spludge

[glasshymns]

*Swaying very shiny object in front of Glass*

Do you have ADHD? Do you get distracted by the oh so looovely shiiiiiny things?

*actively sweating* uh, no? im not the spludge, hahaha

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*squish*

*Someone from behind the curtains fumbles some things, dropping something loud in the ground. A cat can be heard yowling. A faint "Sorry!" follows.*

//ACK! Hi!!! Sorry about the mess uh-- Dumptruck's (<- he/him) secretary here!! But you can call me Teacup! (they/all pronouns)

Just wanted to give you guys a proper introduction! This *gestures to blog* is Dumptruck, the beloved potato from everyone's favorite podcast, SCP: Find Us Alive!

This blog is run by @teacup-captor !! As of now I have no other SCP FUA rp accounts. I do however roleplay @copper-from-fall @ask-trashhunter and @the-spludge in the HFTR roleplay!!

Some basic boundaries, feel free to tag me in stuff, send me asks, be cringe, make mistakes, anything, really. Dumptruck doesn't have a single judgemental bone in his strangely bone-filled potato body.

Silly asks, fanart, whatever you could ever imagine is very welcome :D

If anything crosses a line, I will tell you and unless it's clearly meant to offend me I will not be mad!

Also I know Dumptruck has 4 stumps only in canon but I love drawing him with 6. He's one of my little bugs okay? <333

Free Palestine btw <3//

[the-spludge]

Has the Spludge borrowed a book recently that they ,they need to return??

@bookish-fall-folk

The Spludge does not borrow, they keep!

Does the asker have any books to trade for trinkets?

[aster-spring-fell]

I have made the Spludge, Cookie anon and Glass a bracelet so far...

[sins-cheotic-ocs]

LIST OF CURRENTLY ASKABLE OCS AND AUS <3

REALITY VERSION: FOUR

> HorrorFell / HorrorTale

Raf , Ella <--> Chara , Sin <--> Alice , Luna , Sage , Malice , Stella

> HorrorSwap

Aliza? <--> Raf <--> Frisk , Valorie , Lucille , Hazel , Mari <--> Nova

> GlitchDust

'Sans' , 'Frisk' , 'Chara' , Papyrus , 'Flowey'

> Mecilanious

Rp!HorrorFlowerFell - Flower(Sin)

HorrorFlowerFell - Flower(Sin)

HorrorShift - Alice

??? - Masked Girl

Undertale? - Pa!Sin , Betty noire

HorrorSwap!Fallout - Toxic!Heyley , Apocalypse!Heyley , ToxicApocalypse!Heyley

Apocalypse. - Sakura , Ivy , Crisis , Decay

SS!HorrorShift - Sin <--> Luna , Malice <--> Chara

Undertale: Genocider - Gen <--> Frisk

HappyTale - Kira(Happy!Sin) , Sage , Malice

ConflictedRoles - Charity

> Alternet Game worlds

Terraria - Sin , Luna

Minecraft - Sin(GTNH)

Honkai Star Rail - Sin

> Multiversal Ocs

??? - Code (ReCreator)

??? - Alt!Code

... - Ribbon

Overwritren!GlitchFell - Rose

Galactic!Outertale - Raf

CalamityVerse - ____tale - Spludge (Ink!Sin)

CalamityVerse - ??? - Invalid Core (Core!Ella)

CalamityVerse - ____tale - Ink!Ella

This <--> Means a ask to one will also be recived by the other, this may happon on random ocassion to ocs without that symbol seperating them aswell

[thatbluehairedfem]

I wish I was a saloon girl handing out whiskeys and flirting with butch cowboys while humming along to whatever is being played on the piano. I wanna have a gun concealed on my hip for when it gets too rowdy, with my smart mouth I could silence a room. I wanna out drink out of towners on bets so I can make enough money to spludge on new dresses or boots. I wanna have a little farm house just outside of town, just me, my girl and the fields at the end of the day.

:(