#hwhbh!fundy

[sunlitmcgee]

hwhbh fundy voted most Normal character in hwhbh. is remarkably chill about having been waterboarded by his uncle. his uncle, who is is younger than him and held him when he was a baby. mentally heal fundy is like 25 something. he has been on earth for 10ish years.

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Oh! BTW, in case anyone was wondering how it is in HWHBH that an osprey avian man and a salmon merfolk lady were able to make a humanoid fox hybrid, the answer is simple: HWHBH!Sally had a lot of fox hybrids in her family tree on her mom's side.

It's just funky hybrid race genetics being funky.

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whatever you do, don't think about hwhbh wilbur cuddling with a baby heal fundy and chirping and going full on papa birdie mode over his little bitty champion.

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/gen I am curious how popular any relationship other than heal!bench's is. Like I wanna know.

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if hwhbh!Fundy ever got pregnant, firstly he would most likely keep it. Secondly he'd tell Wilbur about it via a text and just wait there until his father bursts through the door, arms full of baby supply shit, utterly frantic and asking if he needs anything or if he needs to calm down(while shaking like a sick dog).

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hwhbh!tommy being so fucking tender over fundy's early childhood is going to kill me

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in my bliss writing hwhbh fundy pov.

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i think it's somehow fitting that hwhbh!wilbur n fundy meet up for the first time since the 16th at tommy's qpr wedding.

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Me: I'm gonna write hwhbh fundy and tommy today!

My Brain @ writer's block:

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i don't believe in romance as a rule but i do feel very soft over whatever the fuck hwhbh fundy and five up have going on(it's romantic but it's written in an aro way. it makes sense to me)

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you guys are getting hwhbh fundy next chapter because Nana has shamed me for ignoring him for so long

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thought about hwhbh fundy and yogurt for 5 seconds and gave myself the emotional equivalent of gta's wasted screen

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happy valentines to hwhbh!fundy and fiveUp as well

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Father & son fall time fun!! They got snoots and mental illness. Fundy has all of the latter

art by me in MS Paint!

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I kinda wanna know abt hwhbh! fundy

Hope the fox guy is doing okay!!!

He is doing well! Been livin' it up in Kinoko Kingdom since everything went to fuck on Doomsday. Snowchester is too cold and too close to Tommy for him to be interested in. He's got a nice enough place, tucked away in the woods away from the rest of everything.

he has his tools. his redstone, his tinkering.

he's got a boyfriend he met online through a redstone engineer forum chat.

he's got his kid.

he's doing okay. been goin' to therapy! so yeah. he's okay :)

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Tell me everything you know abt HWHBH!Yoghourt!

Is he one of the goodest boys?

What are his favourite snacks?

What shows does he like?

How much him love his dad?

These are questions that need to be answered!

YOGURT IS THE GOODEST OF FOX BABIES. He is a bit of a stinker, yes. A goober, one may perhaps say. He's sassy and grumpy and very prone to pouting on the best of days. He often doesn't like to listen to his dad or share toys with the other kids. But, he's just a little kid. He is still learning and growing, and just like the other kids, he can be very kind and sweet when led with a loving hand.

He! likes sweetberries. he loves them and thinks that they are the tastiest thing in all of existence. he likes them in tarts and his dad's pies the very best. blueberries are also a very big fav.

he watches adventure time and thinks that Dad's a lot like Marceline!!!

HE LOVES HIM! THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH AND A WHOLE BUNCH MORE! HE'D SAY THAT WHILE STRETCHING OUT HIS LITTLE PAWSIE BABY HANDS TO EITHER SIDE SO VERY SUPER WIDE! HE'D GO ON HIS TIPTOES TOO SO YOU'D BE ABLE TO SEE! HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS DAD!