#huves writes

[helluvahusker]

Stolas: *manhandles Blitzø and says nice things about him for approximately .2 seconds*

Blitzø: *melts into a pathetic subby mess*

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Some replies, mostly about the Floyd/Riddle post from yesterday and the nonvirgin Trey post from a day before!

Anonymous asked:

"Full on twt and bsky"-

Everyone - *runs to twt and bsky*

Thank you for the food Ryu✨

Hehe thank youuu I am happy you got intrigued by that preview~

Enjoy your food! <3

Anonymous asked:

Is that a realistic size for a human penis?

It is, but apparently it’s pretty rare. Google says that less than 1% of men have peens smaller than 9.3 cm… can’t say for certain what Riddle’s size is though lol And also, Floyd’s long-ass fingers aren’t doing him any favours! It’s also the angle! And Floyd’s huge just in general! And Riddle’s still growing, ok! (he wishes...)

Anonymous asked:

Dayum riddles dick so small it looks like a clit 🤣

Ahhh please don’t bully him (please do bully him) 🥹

Anonymous asked:

Are you going to write more of Divus Crewel soon? PLEASE? I don't care if it's sfw or nsfw, just huve me *something*.

Be patient, Anon. Divus Crewel would’ve wanted you to be patient. He’ll arrive when it’s time 😉

Anonymous asked:

who trey fucken?

Maybe no one, who knows! 👀

Riddle, if he’s lucky. Some faceless students if he isn’t…

Anonymous asked:

When did the twst boys loose their virginity?

It’s your lucky day, Anon, because you won’t have to wait 6 month for a reply – I wrote a hc post about it! Hehehe.

Anonymous asked:

I hate how my first thought seeing that label following trey was "can it be me?" Because I really want it to be me >>;

Trey really has that charm, huh…

Anonymous asked:

Do you have an opinion on Lilia/Malleus Parents? Which of them is being fucked by Lilia and Their spouse? Which is fucking their spouse with Lilia?

Just in case: haven’t seen ch7 yet, can’t say anything for certain and maybe my opinion will change once we see this shitshow of a relationship with our own eyes lol But! My guess is that both of them are being fucked by Lilia, but maybe not at the same time… I think it’s pretty complicated between the three of them.

Who knows~

[starryinkart]

Have you thought of writing anymore fanfics based on your aus? Also can i huve hugs to the celestial bois?

YES! I have a Murder Drones one Im working on rn, A oldschool fnaf one that HIGHLY diverged into my own universe thats been more personal but Im thinking about releasing...(heres a sneak peak of that one 👀)

...and of course more Sun and Moon stuff! I have two fanfic ideas for them!

The Murder Drones one should have the prologue coming out this week! Im already working on Chapter 2! (If you dont know what Murder Drones is PLEASE check it out on Youtube, its great!)

You can find my fanfics so far here! <<< Click this to go to my Achieve of our Own Page!

(Please bare with me though, Im going through alot right now, thats why I havent been as active! So if it takes a sec between updates, I apologize!💙)

As for getting a hug from our Celestial Boys....

.....Yeahhh I think you'll be okay...

(REBLOGS > LIKES)

[rubaiyat-yasmin-mouly]

Falling for You

Part 2

"HEY LOTTIE. WHUT'S UP." Becky nearly damaged Charlotte's ear-drum

"Woah Woah Woah Calm Down Bex" Charlotte put the phone on loud to save her ear. "You nearly burst my ear-drum"

"Ya hauvn't culled meh fo' last 3 munth. I was upset." Becky pouted. "Yo, pick the video button. I need to see ya."

"Nope Bex, I look like a mess" Charlotte protest.

"Ya look mess and that's w'y I need to see it"

"No".

"Yes, cauze I haven't seen ya 3 fuuckin' munth."

"Bex, first of all, tell me, where you were all these long time. I called you but your number was not available. I texted you but never even seen them. Where the heck you were?"

"Yo girl, I forgot to tell ya. Sorry. Months ago I got call fo' international camping. And....."

"You could have text me once before you gone out. How could you not be active online?" Charlotte asked.

"I had too much work. I really forgot. Sorryyyy..." Becky elongate the y more in a tune.

"Okay. Apology accepted."

"Now tap the little video button, I need to see ya."

Charlotte didn't say a no this time. Yes, she also forgot about Becky. And she knows Becky would forget to be online if she had too much task related to her job. She is bit working nerd. According to Becky, staying online damage brain and eyesight. She was right. But, best-friend's suggestions are only for ears, not to maintain.

"Hey Ginger." Charlotte said lazily as Becky face come up on screen.

"Yo Garlic. You look amazing."

"Becky!!! Did you just called me....??"

"Yes, if I am ginger, then you are garlic, your hair is garlic white." Becky chuckled.

Charlotte rolled her eyes.

"Yo, don't roll eyes....woah woah woah.....your eyes looks bit red. What happened. Have you been crying?" Becky asked, being concern.

Charlotte didn't try to lie. "Yes." She said.

"Did you cross 15?"

"It was 18th"

"Danggggg." Becky cheered up.

Charlotte frowned. "Becky, are you even my bestie?" She complained.

"Commo' Lottie, you huve crossed the number of your father's world championship."

"Becky, no, it ain't no joke."

"I want pizzzzza"

"There is the classic Becky. Sneaking for chances."

"Uoah..uoah...and I would love...."

"STOP, Becky, stop. I called you not to take food order but to lighten my mood up."

Becky pouted sadly. "Whut haeppened?"

"Andrade called me psycho." Charlotte said flatly.

"Okay, come to me tomorrow, I sit from 9:00 to 16:00."

Becky teased to irritate Charlotte more.

"Beeeeccckkkkkkyyyyy, stop joking." But Charlotte couldn't hold her serious face.

"There ya go. Smile a bit. Then laugh a lot. Mood up."

"But yah Bex, I need to see you. A homely meet. Can I go your place or would you like to be in my house."

"Ya come to my place obviously. Lots of reason. First, we definitly don't want your father to eavesdrop our conversation. Second, you come to my home and clean up the place. I'm lazy to do decorate my house." As to show 'lazy', Becky rolled on her bed like a kitten.

"Okay....wait....what???" Charlotte got the twist bit later. "You want me to go to your place to fix your house?"

"That is the fee of lightening your mood." Becky chuckled.

"I'm coming Sunday, staying with you all the day, no more now, see ya later." Charlotte hung up before becky could add something more on to do list.

*∆*///°•|•°\\\*∆*

***I tried to write Becky's Irish accent. I didn't do that properly. Those aren't spell mistake. However, enjoy***

#CharLynch #CharlotteFlair #BeckyLynch #love

[dangerdust]

Mythology

August 16th I could write doon whit a really get up tae every day but yooze wid soon get envious and jealous and stuff cause I huve a dead interestin life. Jist like whit happened tae me yesterday fur instance. Continue reading

[chaipecharcha]

कलंक Kalank Title Song Lyrics – Arijit Singh

Kalank (Title Song) Lyrics in Hindi, English. This is the title track of the movie Kalank, sung by Arijit Singh.

The lyrics for the song are writing by Amitabh Bhattacharya. The music for the song is composed by Pritam. The film stars Alia Bhatt, Madhuri Dixit, Varun Dhawan. Music label Zee Music Company.

Song Details

Song: Kalank (Title Track)

Music – Pritam

Lyrics – Amitabh Bhattacharya

Singers – Arijit Singh

Music on Zee Music Company

Kalank Lyrics – Arijit Singh

Hawaaon mein bahenge Ghataon mein rahenge Tu barkha meri Main tera baadal piya

Jo tere na huve toh Kisi ka na rahenge Deewani tu meri Main tera paagal piya

Hazaaron mein kisi ko Taqdeer aisi Mili hai ik Ranjha Aur Heer jaisi

Na jaane ye zamaana Kyun chaahe re mitaana Kalank nahi ishq hai kaajal piya Kalank nahi ishq hai kaajal piya

Piya, piya, piya re Piya re, piya re Piya re, piya re, piya re, piya re

Duniya ki nazron mein ye rog hai Ho jinko woh jaane ye jog hai Ik tarfa shayad ho dil ka bharam Do tarfa hai toh ye sanjog hai

Layi re humein zindgani ki kahaani Kaise mod pe Huve re khud se paraaye Hum kisi se naina jod ke

Hazaaron mein kisi ko Taqdeer aisi Mili hai ik Ranjha Aur Heer jaisi

Na jaane ye zamaana Kyun chaahe re mitaana Kalank nahi ishq hai kaajal piya Kalank nahi ishq hai kaajal piya

Main tera, main tera, main tera, main tera Main tera, main tera, main tera, main tera

Main gehra tamas tu sunhera savera Main tera o, main tera Musaafir main bhatka tu mera basera Main tera o… main tera

Tu jugnu chamakta Main jungle ghanera Main tera

O piya main tera, main tera, main tera Ho… main tera Ho… main tera, main tera, main tera

Music Video of the Song Kalank – Arijit Singh

कलंक Kalank Title Song Lyrics in Hindi – Arijit Singh

हवाओं में बहेंगे घटाओं में रहेंगे तू बरखा मेरी मैं तेरा बादल पिया

जो तेरे ना हुवे तो किसी के ना रहेंगे दीवानी तू मेरी मैं तेरा पागल पिया

हज़ारों में किसी को तक़दीर ऐसी मिली है इक राँझा और हीर जैसी

ना जाने ये ज़माना क्यों चाहे रे मिटाना कलंक नहीं इश्क़ है काजल पिया कलंक नहीं इश्क़ है काजल पिया पिया, पिया, पिया रे.. हिंदीट्रैक्स पिया रे, पिया रे.. पिया रे, पिया रे, पिया रे, पिया रे..

दुनिया की नजरों में ये रोग है हो जिनको वो जाने ये जोग है इक तरफा शायद हो दिल का भरम दो तरफा है तो ये संजोग है

लायी रे हमें जिंदगानी की कहानी कैसे मोड़ पे हुवे रे खुद से पराये हम किसी से नैना जोड़ के

हज़ारों में किसी को तक़दीर ऐसी मिली है इक राँझा और हीर जैसी

ना जाने ये ज़माना क्यों चाहे रे मिटाना कलंक नहीं इश्क़ है काजल पिया कलंक नहीं इश्क़ है काजल पिया

मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा मैं गहरा तामस तू सुनहरा सवेरा मैं तेरा ओ, मैं तेरा मुसाफिर मैं भटक तू मेरा बसेरा मैं तेरा ओ.. मैं तेरा

तू जुगनू चमकता मैं जंगल घनेरा मैं तेरा आ.. ओ पिया मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा हो.. मैं तेरा हो.. मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा, मैं तेरा ओ..

The Full Lyrics for the song Kalank (Title Track) by Arijit Singh, Pritam. If you have any suggestions or want to suggest any change to the lyrics, please contact us.

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[ykpurohit]

Dear sir..

Sorry tumblr again on same path ..I lost my first reply of this post ..

How to I write same words ..I have not that same mood for that same words ..

Yes batti Na buzao ..

Every thing in this three words of yours ..

Here I lived busy with my niece or after that I joined to literature event in my city . writer kamal ranga launched his new poetry book of Rajasthani language .

Writer Dr .shrilal mohta ,dr.arjun dev charan ,Dr .madan saini or writer madhu acharya were presented in this event and they presented to poetry book sawai huve kavita ..

You have a great sleep sir

Warm regards

Yogendra Kumar purohit

Master of fine arts

Bikaner 'India

DAY 4271

Jalsa, Mumbai                     Nov 16/17,  2019                 Sat/Sun 12:44 AM

There is a Birthday of an Ef, but I am not having the details hence am unable to put it up .. if someone has it please let me know .. .. 

The child grows up .. and celebrations keep in growth too .. for long have the traditions of the British been kept in place .. that of the cake .. I presume that a cake was a rarity during the time of the inception of this tradition .. so it became a rarity and hence to be brought about on special occasions .. the candle and the number of them for age and its blowing has remained for too long .. 

BUT .. 

what be the tradition or history of it .. 

.. in my and our tradition in this part of the world the blowing of candles is an indication of an end .. here the blowing is an achievement of celebration .. so do we continue or change or what .. we in our family did .. the cake was replaced by a ‘khoye’ ki barfi’ and no candles .. 

are agarbatti jalo , kuch aur karo lekin batti na bujhao ..

.. the star on the face is the painted stall on the birthday celebrations of the ‘little one’ .. luminosity was the predominant theme among the young .. and each were lit up with their eminence .. 

.. the joy of seeing the young is the surprise of seeing their growth .. rapid mature and in an entirely different environ than ever before .. and to express surprise are the seniors as well ..

.. but ..

it is evident that the state of the art in my realm is CWIP .. WIP is known and well documented .. ‘work in progress’ .. the C is the evident addition ..

C for continuous .. a Continuous Work In Progress .. that be the state of our realm or rather my realm .. work is never compromised .. it is a continuous process and one that shall ever be .. much like any other project that stipulates that its work is in progress ..

.. it is and has been factual that the supposed nearest , are the ones that become the farthest .. your confidence in their trust .. your maturity in their collective representation .. your known fact that the guidance shall ever be the truest form of advice given .. BUT ..

does it ever remain so .. ?

the remedy for the situation shall have to be the trust faith and belief in that one person called ..THE SELF .. 

the self needs to be educated in all the matters that the trust maintains .. the ability to run it in self, in cases of its worst condition .. faith in them yes , trust in them yes .. complete reliance .. hmmm .. 😟

.. your own ability and quality can never be duplicated .. what the self does is beyond the realm of any other .. belief in it .. the strength it expounds be the strength that is needed .. if there be error be the error of the self .. at least there is no blame to another .. 

[helluvahusker]

I'm utterly incapable of writing a Stolitz smut scene where Blitzø doesn't call himself Daddy at least once.

[crashed-on-mars]

thanks for the tag!!

Nickname: gayass

Zodiac Sign: scorpio babeyyy

Height: 5'7"

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Last thing I googled: Mr. Gallant wiki page

Song stuck in my head: Hey Lover by Wabie (am I writing a songfic abt it? you'll never know. well actually you will but. maybe not.)

Number of followers: 55 last time i checked

Amount of sleep: on average? it ranges from 7 hours to 4 hours depending on my mood.

Lucky number: 4, 25

Dream job: touring bassist in a band

Wearing: MCR shirt, black skirt with suspenders attached, 12 bracelets, a choker and mismatch padlock earrings.

Favorite song: oooh so many to choose.... its tied between The Sharpest Lives (MCR), Slut Game Strong (Cheap Perfume) and Cabinet Man (Lemon Demon)

Favorite instrument: out of the ones I play? bass, but guitar is a close second.

Aesthetic: I try to keep up an lgbtq punk aesthetic but Peter Maximoff dragged me into a 70's punk

Favorite Author: Stephen King (fun fact: I went to Maine for the sole reason that I rlly like Stephen King)

Favorite animal sound: cats purring. its not too loud and makes me happy

random: I play 4 instruments: bass, guitar, piano, and french horn.

I'll tag @neoneyez @anmcrtist @huves @cocky-little-sonuva and thats it for now? I'm not sure how my other mutuals feel abt being tagged and I don't wanna bother them

i started a new chain for this because the other one was getting long but thank you @thelocalpogue for tagging me in this 💗

rules answer 17 questions and tag 17 people

nickname. lili, ayli, aj

zodiac sign. sagittarius

height. 5’2

hogwarts house. hufflepuff

last thing i googled. how much melatonin should a person take asdfghjkl

song stuck in my head. dancing in a room by ezi

number of followers. 330

amount of sleep. 6-10 hours, it varies

lucky number. 29

dream job. therapist for youth/young adults

wearing. green and black camo shorts w/ a baggy white sweatshirt

favorite song. lemons by brye

favorite instrument. either acoustic guitar or piano

aesthetic. i don’t really stick to one so i’d say a mix of minimalistic, indie, cottage core, and vintage?

favorite author. rupi kaur

favorite animal sound. i have two cats and i love the sound of them purring

random. uhhh i wanna publish a poetry book

tagging @milaonthemoon @harrysbbby @shawnssongs @jjmaybankx @rretrophilee @maybankiara @thatsme-johnbookerroutledge @spilledtee @pogue-writings @sacredto @ptersparkers @tomfreakinghollandneedsaoscar @ssjiara @pixelated-pogues @drew-starkey @softstarkey @downbytheouterbanks @ceruleanjj

[helluvahusker]

Y'all I'm trying to come up with a situation in which Blitzø would feasibly agree to get gangbanged (how many do u need for a gangbang? Is 3 tops enough?) by Fizz, Ozzie, and Stolas and this is wayyyy harder than it seems lemme tell u

[helluvahusker]

How my current fic is going: Fizz gets off on Asmodeus respecting him and Stolas gets off on Blitzø disrespecting him.

[helluvahusker]

Me: Shit I might be making Stolas say "oh" way too much.

My housemate: How much is too much?

Me: Well it's not every sentence. But also it might be okay because he kinda talks like that in canon. Hang on, let me show you. *googles "Stolas Moaning Compilation" and plays it*

Housemate: I think you're good.

[themidnightrose]

Rose happily fills the silence with telling them about the boys. How Matt adores bringing to life new recipes. He adores seeing the kitchen staff light up and melt with each new creation. His passion is cooking.

How Night has a passion for painting, how hes never found without a paint brush or with pain splotches on him.

Nick adores bringing worlds to life with a pen and a notebook. He writes entiew worlds that she wishes she could see. Things of demons, angels, a Haven. Of monsters. He writes beautifully.

Theres all sorts of life in the kingdom, not just living creatures. "I guess out of them, I'm not as lively as them. But thats ok! I'll find a passion one day!" She says, not noticing a trail of little white flowers behind her.

Stan nods. "Yes. Then when the time comes, hopefully they become close enough to train their powers together. Maybe they'll realize how strong they are." He pauses.

"...thank you. I've tried my best with raising them but ever since their mother passed with..well...yes. I've been struggling to huve them the affection they need. Hopefully, she'll be fine....."

Life and Death, Together In Harmony.

“I won’t hurt them, either, right?” Reaper asked quietly as he followed Rose. Lost kept a hold of his hand, his heart breaking at how tightly the kid clung to him.

Creepster sighed, holding his head in his hands. “He reminds me of myself,” he said, his fingers digging into his skull slightly. “I don’t want him to be afraid of himself, Stan. For the sake of everyone, he can’t be like me. It’ll only make things worse. And besides, I don’t want him to be this miserable…”

[helluvahusker]

If anyone is interested I wrote another fic 👉👈

(Rated E, it's just high sex. They fuck while high. Enjoy)

Edit: It's Stolitz! Was just brought to my attention that I didn't say that anywhere in the post itself!

[helluvahusker]

For pretty much every smut scene I write, there is a moment where I make the characters drink water. I especially love mentioning my invented magically ever refilling water jug that Stolas keeps on his nightstand. I need these bitches hydrated.

[helluvahusker]

Set Up

Also read on AO3

The door chimed as it opened and a whole lot of blue feathers swept inside.

“Oh Fiizziiie,” Blitzø sang, sticking his head into the back room where his coworker/childhood bestie/not really boyfriend but close enough was taking a little sit-down break to massage his thighs where the prosthetics always bit in a little too hard, “That giant rooster you have a crush on just walked in.” Sure, Blitzø would fuck that lust demon in a split second. But at least he wasn’t pussy enough to be developing gooey feelings about it. 

Fizz’s tail straightened in alarm. “Shut the fuck up, he could hear you!” 

“He’s all the way on the other side of the store,” Blitzø snorted, waving a hand dismissively. “Besides, I don’t think he’d mind. I’ve watched you two flirt for weeks now, there’s no way you’re the only one catching feels.” 

“Ugh.” Fizz climbed to his feet, limping a little as he joined Blitzø back out in the main part of the store. “You’re one to talk. How’s it going with that owl, anyways?” 

Asmodeus’s face lit up as he spotted the imps emerging from the back room and he waved. They waved back, Blitzø with a suggestive twist of his lips and Fizzarolli with a bashful blush. 

Back to the matter at hand. “Pfft, Stolas? You know, he’s just a thirsty bitch who’s never been treated right in bed before. And I-” Blitzø linked his fingers together and stretched, cracking multiple joints at once “-am more than happy to oblige.” 

Fizz rolled his eyes. “Yeah sure, and that’s all it is. No feelings there at all, right?” 

Blitzø flushed. “He’ll realize I’m not the only guy out there eventually. And he’s probably monogamous. So it doesn’t matter.” He nudged Fizz in the side before he could argue. “Look alive, Ozzie at 3 o'clock.”

“That’s 9 o’clock, asshole,” Fizz mumbled, elbowing him back. He stood up straighter as Ozzie approached the counter. “Heeeyyya big guy! Whatcha checkin out today?” 

Asmodeus’s smile was a blinding neon green. “Well I was hoping to check out a cute little froggie, if he’s available.” He let a bundle of pink and lime green ropes fall to the counter, along with a shiny ball gag that Fizz had recommended as one of his favorites a few visits ago, still in its package. “And these too, please.” 

Fizz laughed nervously, one cybernetic hand gripping Blitzø’s tightly behind the counter. “Of course! Looks like a fun night.” 

Blitzø sighed, rolling his eyes. “Ugh, you two are impossible! He’s available. Take him out to dinner. Tie him up real nice and have him back by noon tomorrow, that’s when his shift starts.” 

“Blitz,” Fizzarolli hissed, face going dark with embarrassment, “Stop it, he didn’t mean it like that-” 

“Actually,” Asmodeus leaned forward, expression the picture of hopefulness, “that was exactly how I meant it. If you’re okay with that?” 

“If-” Fizz’s mouth hung open a moment before morphing into a wide toothy grin. “I am more than okay with that. What time, where are we going, what should I wear?” 

While the two of them enthusiastically hashed out the details for their date, Blitzø disentangled his hand from Fizz’s and scanned Ozzie’s purchases. The other two didn’t even seem to notice the beeps.

“Ooookay, your total is $62.53, now will that be cash or card?” Blitzø broke through their conversation with no regret because hey, he was an asshole and he wanted to get paid. 

Ozzie handed over his card without pausing the conversation. But when he’d finally gotten all the details smoothed out, his purchases in a bag, and Fizz’s number, he looked over at Blitzø before heading out. “I hope you’ll join us sometime Blitz, sounds like we could definitely have some fun together.” And then he winked and walked out, leaving Blitzø the last one with a blush on his cheeks. 

The moment the door swung shut behind him, Fizz grabbed Blitzø by the shoulders and shook him aggressively. “You dick! Why would you do that?” 

“Wha- I can’t help it if everyone wants a piece of this! Besides, we’ve had plenty of threesomes, I don’t see why-” 

Fizz slapped him upside the head. “Not that part! Why would you tell him to take me on a date?! That could have gone so badly and destroyed my chances completely!” 

“Buut it didn’t,” Blitzø giggled. He always got a bit giddy and loopy when Fizz manhandled him. “C’mon Fizz, this was like the third time he tried asking you out and you didn’t notice. I had to step in! Besides, ya can’t argue with the result.” 

There was a whirring noise and suddenly Blitzø was being drawn into an aggressively grateful kiss, Fizz’s arms wrapped tight around him. 

“Just for that, I’m gonna put in a good word for you with M&M next time I see them,” Fizz said seriously, upon drawing back. 

Blitzø grinned. “Fuck yeah, I’ve totally almost got them. Just need Moxxie to unclench his asshole enough for me to slide in and Mille and I are gonna have him eating out of our palms. That threesome is just around the corner, I can feel it.” 

It wasn’t exactly unusual for him and/or Fizz to fuck the customers. Often they were just people passing through looking for a fun experience in the city they were visiting. Some people from closer places came through once, tried, didn’t like, and were never seen again. And then there were the regulars. All locals, all kinksters, which made for a nice little impromptu community, all based around Blitzø and Fizz’s sex shop. They’d been considering hosting some kink parties, but the store had no space, and their tiny shoebox apartments weren’t exactly big enough for a gathering of 6+ people. 

Millie and Moxxie were regulars, an adorable Dom-leaning and sub-leaning switchy couple, and Blitzø wanted in on that, at least once. Moxxie was always quick to splutter that he and his wife were monogamous when the bigger imp made his advances but Millie had covertly confirmed they were considering bringing a third into the bedroom. Blitzø was determined to be that third, and he kinda liked that Moxx made it such a challenge anyways. It would just make the end result all that much sweeter. He loved an eager sub who acted like they didn’t want it…

“So now that I’ve got my date with Ozzie, you gonna put the romance moves on Stolas?” Fizz's croaky voice broke through his thoughts. 

“What?” Blitzø shook his head. “I already told you, it’s not like that. We just fuck. At some point he’s gonna want something serious and I-”

Fizzarolli scoffed. “You can do serious if you want to. I mean, look at us.” He waved a hand between them. “We’ve been together for literal decades.” 

“We live in separate apartments, wingman for each other, and hype each other up to go out with other people,” Blitzø pointed out. “It’s not like we have your typical every day relationship.” 

“Soo not the point,” Fizz dismissed. “We do what works for us and it’s great! Just means there’s more room for you to get more serious with your birdy the way I know you’ve been dying to.” 

Blitzø groaned. He did like Stolas. Okay, he even liked Stolas a lot. The guy was cute and smart and funny and startlingly incredible in the sack, despite his (rapidly shrinking) inexperience. Maybe Blitzø was just a sucker for people who entrusted him with doing stuff with them that they’d never tried before. Whatever, it didn’t matter, because… “I already told you, he’s totally fucking monogamous. I mean, you’ve met him. You’ve talked to him. C’mon.” 

Fizz crossed his arms and glared. “Did he tell you that he’s monogamous?” 

Blitzø’s shoulders drooped. “Well, no.” He hadn’t asked. He didn’t want to ask because the sooner it was confirmed the sooner he’d have to face the reality that it was going to end at some point, probably in the near future. If they could just be in denial together a little bit longer, pretending there was nothing in the way of them staying together forever…

Fizz’s fingers snapped in front of Blitzø’s face, drawing him out of his pathetic thoughts. “You’re a fucking idiot.” 

“Thanks,” Blitzø said flatly, “exactly what I needed to hear from my partner right now.” 

An impatient noise escaped the back of Fizzarolli’s throat. He cupped Blitzø’s face in his hands and gave him a kiss, to soften the sting.  “Listen, I’ve seen the way he looks at you. No way there’s no feelings there. Besides, he knows you’re non-monogamous, right?” 

“Well duh. I mean I talk about you all the time. He was actually really nervous to interact with you after I told him, it was fucking adorable-”

“See?” Fizz interrupted, pressing another kiss to Blitzø’s lips to shut him up. “And you talk about him to me all the time, which is how I know you like him a lot too. You’re not deluding him about your relationship situation, and he clearly still likes you. He probably thinks you only do sex with other people. Have a fucking conversation with him, alright?” 

Blitzø frowned. “But what if-”

“Oh my fucking Satan!” Fizz was exhausted. Having serious conversations with Blitzø was exhausting. He hoped Stolas knew what he was getting himself into. “Listen to me! You want more from that relationship so you’re gonna have to pull your big boy boxers on, use your words, and talk about it. If it goes well you’re gonna be glad you did it and if it goes badly then I’ll come over and let you cry on me while we eat ice cream and watch your stupid horse movies. Maybe you’ll even get a pity fuck out of M&M.” 

The frown deepened. “Ew, I don’t want a pity fuck from Moxxie. I’ll take one from you and Ozzie though. That man looks like he could Dom the sad feelings out of anyone.”

Of fucking course. “Well if it comes to that I’m sure we can work something out,” Fizz snorted, smiling a little despite himself. “Let me get through this date first, though. My point is that even if it does go bad, you’ll be okay. But also, it won’t go bad. Have I ever steered you wrong?” Blitzø’s mouth opened, his expression skeptical. “Don’t answer that!” 

Finally, Blitzø smiled, just a small one. “Alright Fizz, you win. I’ll see if he’s free tonight.” He paused. “You know, Stolas actually pretends to like my horse movies.” 

“Yet another clear sign that he’s stupid about you,” Fizz deadpanned, but he was smiling too. Tonight would absolutely be an excellent night, all around.