#hutch audios

[fatguarddog]

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You've been gaining a lot of weight recently and don't know why, so you're back at the doctor's office to figure something out with him. The doctor is happy to inspect you and comment on your growing body, soon he reveals his true intentions for you as his work-in-progress piggy and gives you more instructions to follow 🐽

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Ahh, good to see you again. What seems to be the problem today? You’ve been putting on weight recently despite the diet I put you on? Hmm, yes I can see that… are you sure you haven’t been missing any days with the vitamins and shake supplements? Ok, how strange then. I think it’s best we examine you, maybe try a couple tests.

Stand here for me. Hmm, your belly really is looking quite porky, isn’t it? Your shirt doesn’t seem to cover it anymore. Just roll it up for me and I’ll take some measurements like I did last time so we can make a new plan. Yes, I see you have a few more inches round your middle now… you’re feeling awfully doughy too. Now let’s see your thiiighs… upper arms… your chest… that’s right… Well it seems the most of the weight has stuck to your belly, but you’ve definitely gained all over.

Let’s have you on the inspection table so I can try a few things. Strip down to your underwear and hop on up. Ah, no. Not lying down, on all fours please. There we go, that’s great, just let me get my gloves on. Mmm you really are looking like quite the plump piglet with your potbelly hanging down like that. Ah ah ah, don’t squirm at my touch, I’m merely inspecting you. Your jiggling belly, your rounded out ass, the growth in your chest… it’s all quite delightful. Better than I could have expected, really.

Oh, don’t pretend like you don’t enjoy this piggy. You’re practically frozen to the spot! And I can see the wet patch spreading in your pants. Just relax and let the doctor take care of you. Mmmm, yes that’s right, grind against my fingers as I admire your progress.

You’re much better as a pathetic little porker, aren’t you my piglet? Though we’ll have you growing into a proper piggy in no time, I’m sure. I could just tell when you came in here seeking weight loss advice that you’d be much happier giving in to your urges and gaining instead. I have a knack for seeing through people like that. And I know you’ve been enjoying my ‘diet plan,’ it seems you’ve been having more shakes per day than what the doctor ordered with just how pudgy you’re looking.

Mmm, keep grinding tubby. Let me rub some muscle relaxant cream into your plush rear. No, don’t worry about the needle, you won’t feel a thing. It’s just a fun little concoction to boost your appetite for me. See! Didn’t hurt a bit, did it? Good pig.

Alright, put your clothes back on. Hmm? Look, if you’re that desperate my eager little piglet, then you can get yourself off thinking about how fat I’m going to make you from here. But you need to listen to the doctor’s orders now.

It seems you’ve already been having two shakes on some days, so from now on I want you to do that every day, plus regular meals. Whatever your piggy heart desires. You must also be sure to keep taking your pills, they keep you nice and lazy after all. You’ll come in for a monthly check up so I can track your progress until I deem you ready for me to make a house call to you where I’m sure we’ll have plenty of fun together. Do you understand me? Good piggy.

[boygirlctommy]

ok but this animatic is gonna be so good if i actually make it

[0impulsecontrol]

[homestuckreplay]

TURNTECH GODHEAD JUMPSCARE!

(page 308-312)

OH PSYCHE????

This asshole came outta fucking NOWHERE right when I was looking at a cool wizard painting on Rose's wall. Truly Dave Strider is just like his raps, always showing up where he's not wanted.

'standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes' would a cool dude think this? really? I mean, as a sword owner I WILL acknowledge that slashing things with a sword is pretty cool. I bet Dave has a Wii and attaches the remote to a sword. And it's interesting that we open on an action shot of Dave, as he literally forces his way into the story and then starts attacking, compared to John and Rose being more passive.

TT: I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks. (p.63)

TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether (p.204)

Both Dave and Rose's 'wrong' names as entered by the player come from pesterlogs where they're talking about the other, which is fun. John's been part of all Pesterchum chats so far, but I really hope we get to see Rose and Dave talk soon. They're both so obnoxious in different ways I really want to see how they'll bounce off one another.

Dave just looks so EXPRESSIONLESS with no visible eyes and the tiny straight line mouth. His SUNGLASSES show more emotion than he does. I guess this is the birthday gift John got for Dave that 'touched stiller's weird, sort of gaunt face at some point.' A quick search says these are from the Starsky & Hutch movie, which I guess I'll watch soon.

As for Dave's room, there's a LOT going on. The rooms are getting progressively messier, from John to Rose to Dave, so I can't even imagine GG's. The main feature here is the turntables hooked up to various computers and gadgets in an expensive, convoluted audio mixing system. I guess this is the turntech. And the godhead is Dave with his belief that it's okay to have a dozen trailing electrical cables in his room because tripping and electrocution aren't a risk to him.

This music studio combined with the extensive record collection and the record on his shirt really gives Dave the vibe of 'guy who makes music his entire personality'. The envelopes for the Sburb beta discs are next to the turntables, but Dave recently told John he lost his copy and that 'its a stupid story and id rather not talk about it' so.... did Dave try to play the Sburb discs on the turntables or what?? And like, can we really expect smart decisions from someone who has TWO issues of GameBro on his desk?

Everything in Dave's room is held up by cinderblocks for some reason. I don't know if this is a real thing that people do or not. He's also into photography, which is a great hobby, but all his pictures are just of him which for sure loses him some Cool Points.

Dave also has a poster of the Midnight Crew, as featured in John's and our favorite website mspaintadventures.com, and his playing card suit bedsheets might be a reference to that too, so this webcomic is another shared interest of theirs. He's also kept the box from John's birthday gift, and next to the box half-inside the closet is a bottle Dave mentioned to John on page 26: 'i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here.' I really love all these nods to John and Dave's friendship scattered around the room.

[bikinibottomdayz]

OCTOBER 10, 2024 RELEASE

All my videos can be found here, full release under the read more! If interested, please contact me at bikinibottomtrading@gmail.com!

I'm also using this release to say if you want to get email notifications for my releases, you can sign up for my mailing list here. Additionally, I have a Discord server you can join by dming me and asking me for the link!

This release includes: Cabaret (new cast), Sunset Boulevard, Nine, The Hills of California, N/A

CABARET September 16, 2024 | Broadway | 4K MP4 (11.64GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Adam Lambert (Emcee), Auli’i Cravalho (Sally Bowles), Bebe Neuwirth (Fraulein Schneider), Calvin Leon Smith (Clifford Bradshaw), Steven Skybell (Herr Schultz), Henry Gottfried (Ernst Ludwig), Michelle Aravena (Fritzie/Fraulein Kost), Gabi Campo (Frenchie), Ayla Ciccone-Burton (Helga), Colin Cunliffe (Hans), Marty Lauter (Victor), Loren Lester (Herman/Max), David Merino (Lulu), Julian Ramos (Bobby), MiMi Scardulla (Texas), Kayla Jenerson (s/w Rosie) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of the new cast (debuts for Adam, Auli’i, Calvin and Michelle)! Some wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. A bit of occasional obstruction from people walking the aisles. Includes curtain call, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBHS99 | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL APRIL 2, 2025

N/A July 27, 2024 (E) | Off-Broadway | 4K MP4 (6.05GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Holland Taylor (N), Ana Villafañe (A) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this new political play! Head visible on the bottom right but doesn’t block anything. Some wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBBC1r | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL APRIL 2, 2025

NINE August 10, 2024 (E) | Kennedy Center | 4K MP4 (8.76GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Steven Pasquale (Guido Contini), Shereen Ahmed (Claudia), Carolee Carmello (Liliane La Fleur), Michelle Veintimilla (Carla), Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (Guido's Mother), Jen Sese (Stephanie Necrophorus), Lesli Margherita (Saraghina), Elizabeth Stanley (Luisa Contini), Georgina Pazcoguin (Annabella), Paloma Garcia-Lee (Maria), Haley Fish (Diana), Allison Blackwell (Mama Maddelena), Charlie Firlik (Young Guido), Sasha Hutchings (Asa Nisi Masa), Marina Pires (Sister Vincenza), Lucia Giannetta (Giorgia), Yani Marin (Camila), Morgan Marcell (Norma), Kamille Upshaw (Leonor), Dylis Croman (Dr. Ernst) Notes: Great 4K capture of this wonderful production! Act One is pretty messy, with a minute worth of blackout at the beginning then again a few minutes in due to late seating. Alongside that, a lot of it is wideshot and generally not as well filmed as usual. Gets better as the show goes on, and Act Two is much better. Minor obstruction on the far left blocks some action but is generally worked around. Some washout throughout. Increased moments of wandering and unfocusing. Includes curtain call, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBD5eV | ASKING $18 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL APRIL 2, 2025

SUNSET BOULEVARD September 28, 2024 | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (10.24GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Nicole Scherzinger (Norma Desmond), Tom Francis (Joe Gillies), David Thaxton (Max Von Mayerling), Grace Hodgett-Young (Betty Schaefer), Ensemble: Olivia Lacie Andrews (Nancy), Brandon Mel Borowsky (John), Shavey Brown (DeMille/Stan/Finance Man), Hannah Yun Chamberlain (Young Norma/Patsy), Cydney Clark (Joanna/Guard), Raúl Contreras (Finance Man/Frank), Tyler Davis (Sheldrake), E.J. Hamilton (Lisa), Sydney Jones (Dorothy), Emma Lloyd (Mary/Heather), Pierre Marais (Sammy), Shayna McPherson (Camera Operator/Katherine), Jimin Moon (Morino/Hog Eye), Justice Moore (Jean), Drew Redington (Myron/Jones/Camera Operator), Diego Andrea Rodriguez (Artie) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this anticipated revival’s first preview! Some head / railing obstruction at the front of the stage that occasionally blocks off characters sitting / laying down. 30 second blackout in the New Year Eve scene. There was a glitch with the camera that led to some zooming out without input, which sometimes affects the video (primarily in the first ten minutes). Increased moments of wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. One scene is very dark, therefore very difficult to see and takes a little bit to focus on the main action. Includes curtain call, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBKv1R | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL APRIL 2, 2025

THE HILLS OF CALIFORNIA September 24, 2024 | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (11.28GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Laura Donnelly (Joan/Veronica), Leanne Best (Gloria), Helena Wilson (Jill), Ophelia Lovibond (Ruby), David Wilson Bares (Luther St John), Ta’rea Campbell (Biddy/Penny), Bryan Dick (Jack Larkin/Dennis), Richard Lumsden (Joe Fogg/Mr Potts), Richard Short (Bill/Mr Halliwell), Lara McDonnell (Young Joan), Nancy Allsop (Young Gloria), Nicola Turner (Young Jill), Sophie Ally (Young Ruby), Liam Bixby (Tony), Ellyn Heald (Mrs Smith), Max Roll (Mr Smith), Cameron Scoggins (Dr Rose) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this stunning new transfer! Very mild obstruction on the bottom that blocks off little to nothing. Some moments of wandering / readjustment and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBJRq8 | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL APRIL 2, 2025

[outofthiisworld]

"I want to put him in a rabbit hutch and feed him lettuce..." In the spirit of the ask meme, Coldsnap voices out his thoughts towards Rabbot. This...isn't even forbidden so much as just socially inappropriate.

✦˖° forbidden thoughts

[🐰] Haha— uh, wait what?

Rabbot's ears antennae perked up and twitched. Did ... did he hear that right? Were the audio sensors on his helmet busted from the last fight?

He fiddled them around as if they were old television antennas. Weird. No static or interference.

Was it just him or was it suddenly getting a little bit too hot under this jacket? Sure rabbit jokes and puns were dime a dozen but this was a first! Shit. He should say something. What does he even say to that!? Whyisn'thesayinganything!?!—

"Uh." Excellent start. Rabbot rubbed the back of his neck. "Fruit too, yeah?"

[burlveneer-music]

London Brew - Miles Chases New Voodoo In The Church [Single Edit] - UK jazz allstars meet for a Bitches Brew tribute album, out 31 March

The official audio for “Miles Chases New Voodoo In The Church” [Single Edit] by London Brew. ‘London Brew’, a new album inspired by Miles Davis’ ‘Bitches Brew’. London Brew is a crème de la crème collection of 12 UK jazz luminaries. Comprised of a veritable who's who of some of the most important and innovative musicians of the 21st century, London Brew features contributions from Benji B, Theon Cross, Nubya Garcia, Shabaka Hutchings, Dave Okumu, Tom Skinner and more, brought together by Producer and guitarist Martin Terefe and Executive Producer Bruce Lampcov.

Check out the first single from their forthcoming self-titled album, ‘London Brew’, available 31 March! Pre-order the album at: https://found.ee/LondonBrew

“This single is our interpretation of Miles Davis’ ode to Jimi Hendrix (‘Miles Runs the Voodoo Down’).  I’ve always been very inspired by the creative minds of both Miles and Jimi…. Both were innovators who carved their own lanes,  which is something I’ve aspired to in my own career.  For a while now I’ve been experimenting and using pedals and effects with my instrument, so to be able to do that on this track, while paying tribute to their legacies, was a joy both creatively and personally.”  - Nubya Garcia

Videographer: Nathan Webber Samplism Artwork by Toby Laurent Belson

London Brew is: Benji B: Decks, Sonic Re-cycling Raven Bush: Violin, Electronics Theon Cross: Tuba Nubya Garcia: Saxophone, Flute Tom Herbert: Electric Bass, Double Bass Shabaka Hutchings: Saxophone, Woodwinds Nikolaj Torp Larsen: Synthesizers, Melodica Dave Okumu: Guitar Nick Ramm: Piano, Synthesizers Dan See: Drums, Percussion Tom Skinner: Drums, Percussion Martin Terefe: Guitar, Electronics

[emeto-film-critic]

National Lampoon's Van Wilder - 2002

NOT SAFE - A,V•

Approx. 7:28 •A,V• Van spits out his drink when Taj starts to say he wants to learn about muff diving.

Approx. 37:30 •A,V• Hutch is "smoking" a bong that is actually a penis pump. He g* a few times and leaves the room.

Approx. 47:43 •V• Van takes a second from photographing and briefly looks unwell. Nothing happens.

Approx. 49:38 - 49:47 •A,V• Van gives the Deltas cream-filled cannolis. The guys eat them but then see the pictures Van took. They start to look unwell and run off, one guy stops and v* on another guy. Full audio and visual.

Approx. 1:05:56 •A,V• A kid tries Jager (alcohol) and spits it out immediately.

Approx. 1:06:53 - 1:07:00 •A,V• Underage kids start drinking too much at the party. Two kids leave acting very drunk, it cuts to many kids v* out the bus windows. Full audio and visual. ( Visual is only of the v*, no body language.)

[infamisparrhesiastes]

its time to #CHOPTHETOP #byanymeansnecessary

[fatguarddog]

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Research Log - Day 15

I’ve now spent just over two weeks searching the mystery planet for signs of life. My rations will last me another two, but I fear if I don’t find a safe source of food soon then the mission will have to go on hold.

Luckily, today I may have found a promising lead. I’ve discovered a thick, syrupy substance that seems to form near the purple vegetation to the east. It has a pleasant smell to it and the few tests I’ve been able to complete suggest that it’s safe for human consumption. I’ve collected a flask of the substance and am going to try a small mouthful of it now.

[Gulp] Hmmm… sweet to taste and a little smokey too… almost like Earth honey with a kick of something different… [gulp] Oh, I didn’t mean to have more, I… I… I feel so hot under my suit… oh god, my suit! 

I appear to be rapidly swelling as a result of ingesting the alien substance. My belly has puffed up into a round orb with no immediate signs of stopping, I can see and feel my limbs and rear growing larger as well. It feels oddly… pleasant… so relaxing and warm. Why, I could just… [gulp, gulp, gulp… belch!] Ahhhh, so delicious… Mmmm my suit has gotten so tight around me, I’m pudgy and bloated all over, I can hear it ripping to pieces, but I almost want it to… I want to feel fatter and fatter as the syrup courses through me…

My belly has torn out through the zipper, I look like an absolute cow with how fat I’ve swollen up, but I find myself craving that sweet syrup to fill me even more. Perhaps I can get one of the droids to roll me back there tomorrow so I can drink it straight from the source… just sit there and swell enjoying this incredible heat in my fattened up body.

[rafaeladigital]

Vuelve la merienda y el televisor en blanco y negro a Revista Beatles!. Primera entrega del año de La Música de tu Vida y las series de los '70, con un gran bloque temático en el rubro Policiales. Seguimos con Anthology 3 de Los Beatles. Debutan nuevas secciónes: Recuerdos y Rock y Cine. Homenajeamos a David "Hutch" Soul en su faceta de cantante y presentamos los dos últimos bonus tracks de 2023. Y en Jazzmanía: Gato Barbieri. Basta de palabras. Revista Beatles - La cultura es la sonrisa - Por FM Galena 94.5. www.radiogalena.com.ar Emitido el sábado 30 de marzo de 2024. 16.00 horas. Idea y conducción: José Luis Banchio. Sonido, Post Edición y Toque Mono: Adrián Zimmermann FM Galena 94.5. Rafaela, Santa Fe. República Argentina. Listado de canciones: 1 – Here Is My Love – Jesse Frederick 2 – Ooo Wee Baby – Darlene Love 3 – Sweet Little Lover – Jesse Frederick 4 – Baby – Peter Gallagher 5 – Come And Get It – Nino Tempo 6 – Mean Mr. Mustard - The Beatles 7 – Polythene Pam - The Beatles 8 – Glass Onion - The Beatles 9 – Puppet On A String – Sandie Shaw 10 – Swat – Barry De Vorzon 11 – Mannix – Intro Serie 12 – Ironside – Quincy Jones 13 – Mujer Policía - Intro Serie 14 – Los Ángeles de Charlie - Intro Serie 15 – Columbo - Intro Serie 16 – Kojak - Intro Serie 17 – Las Calles de San Francisco - Intro Serie 18 – Baretta - Intro Serie 19 – Starsky y Hutch - Intro Serie 20 – Don't Give Up On Us – David Soul 21 – Silver Lady - David Soul 22 – Europa – Gato Barbieri y Santana (En vivo. 1977) 23 – Last Tango in París - Gato Barbieri 24 – Tupac Amaru - Gato Barbieri 25 – Fiesta - Gato Barbieri 26 – Let There Be Drums – Sandy Nelson 27 - La Sachapera – Magma Link para escuchar el programa: https://www.ivoox.com/revista-beatles-programa-n-478-audios-mp3_rf_126819848_1.html https://rafaeladigital.com/noticias/revista-beatles-reproduccion-del-programa-no-478/?feed_id=5351

[ivanreycristo]

Tambien puede ser señal de Algo q me haya dado x comprobar en q estado esta mi mini-laptop x si me lo llevo al VIAJE tras como 5 años sin utilizarlo.. ARGENTINA-CHILE-BOLIVIA-PERU-PARAGUAY-BRASIL.. y lo 1ero o unico q no funciona es la BATERIA xq esta FUNDIDA (facil arreglo x 40€ una nueva o se puede utilizar solo con Red).. aunque es un poco antiguo o lento me lo llevaria para visualizar todas las fotos q hice desde q comenzo la mision de 2008..la otra opcion es comprar una memoria externa de movil..

.. Pero sea como sea me ha recordado q tiene de pantalla de bienvenida.. Mi foto en un W. C. publico de LONDRES con la portada de un periodico gratuito con el PALACIO de WESTMINSTER sumergido.. Luego como fondo de pantalla tengo al CRISTO DEL OTERO o mas grande de ESPAÑA en PALENCIA q visite en 2022 tras las procesiones de SEMANA SANTA de VALLADOLID.. junto a un NADADOR (bonito wallpaper q encontre d casualidad).. y luego como archivos en el escritorio.. tengo video en estacion de SANTA FE en san DIEGO camino de LOS ANGELES para ver a KYLIE MINOGUE en LAS VEGAS como hice 03-10-09.. Tambien una portada con su cancer LLORANDO del DAILY MIRROR.. el FB de mi amigo JUANMA LOBATO con los COLDPLAY xq les sirvio JAMONES DIVINOS para su concierto en MADRID de 2011 o de la gira MYLO XYLOTO q grabaron en LAS VENTAS.. asi como video q grabe hablando con CASANDRA SAINTE_MARIE DEL AGUA (nacida en LONDRES de padre Chileno y ex-mujer española.. Nieta de VOLPONE fundador de diario CHILENO "CLARIN" exiliado en MADRID un año antes de asesinato de su amigo SALVADOR ALLENDE y escribiendo sus desaparecidas memorias en la bañera de su apartamento en CENTRO COLON)..de 7_may_2013 tras fotografiarme a CONTRA-LUZ con cliford Luyk a la salida d Bernabeu y cuyo malogrado hijo me presentaron en disco AVE NOX en cuya sala ROJA hacia d DJ y tenia una barra alquilada diciendome q negociaba con DI-AMANTES tras retirarse del BASKET pues jugo en los TORMENTA ROJA de la UNIVERSIDAD D ST JOHN (PKWAY UTOPIA en QUEENS-NY) y REAL MADRID asi como en la ESTAFA del FORUM FILATELICO de VALLADOLID x el q se acabo suicidando su jugador mas emblematico tras 2 divorcios LALO GARCIA q heredo la cartera d clientes de su padre y aparecio ahogado en el rio PISUERGA

.. el video q grabe desde mi hotel de MIAMI junto a la RIA de como pasaba un CARGUERO y tenia puesto DO THEY KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS? de la BAND AID o unos millonarios cantantes britanicos como BONO O STING O GEORGE MICHAEL O PHIL COLLINS q lanzaron por mi año 13 (28-11-84) para recaudar unas migajas para unos muertos d hambre africanos.. Y q regrabaron en 1989 con kylie minogue y su ex-novio jason donovan (al q dejo x HUTCH de INXS cayendo en la droga).. Entre otros como los Gemelos d BROS a cuyo cantante vi en LAS VEGAS al salir de ver a KYLIE MINOGUE

Y por ultimo el testamento de mi padre y como perfil de usuario tengo foto con un cuadro en JERUSALEN de la PALOMA descendiendo para posarse en JESUCRISTO

Y se me olvidaba el audio q grabe de cuando ANTONIO VIEJO o juez de J. I. 20 y JUEZ DECANO D MADRID.. me envio al psikiatriko y dije que EL DEL CUADRO (JUANCARLOS I) SE VA IR DE ESPAÑA, ME LO HA DICHO DIOS, EL ILUMINADO (es decir me lo revelo la luz)

[rjalker]

the audio voice: hutches and fam.

Me: what new words are those?

then I realized it's mispronounce butch and femme