#hushand

[suorgummiis]

fur fur fur fur fur fur fur forever

[metaphysicae]

love it when the conclusions i jump to are correct . a little surge of dopamine straight into my brain stem

[lettingtimepass]

[batmaxi]

chip is gay like if u agree

#liked #retweeted #quoted #LIKED!

[dollfat]

buying luck be a landlord may have been a mistake

[demonic-charcuterie]

Alastor X technology obsessed reader

Alastor continued to wrapped his arms around and and sigh as he felt the warm bath water slosh around him. A drop of water landed directly onto his nose as you shook gently on top of him as you giggled at your phone. “Hehe what a fucking idiot!” You cackled as the video continued to play.

“Doe, that is the 4th time you’ve played that damned video.”

“Oh I know baby but it gets better every FffFUCKING time!” You snickered. Alastor gently slide his hands down to your inner thighs and gave them a gentle squeeze but nuzzling his face into your neck. You and Alastor had been sitting in this bath for more than hour to the point that the water was barely lukewarm.

You and Alastor! Talk about an unlikely marriage. You spawned in hell many years after Alastor started killing overlords. You were scrolling on your phone when you bumped into him. “Oh sorry- Oh. My. God!”

“Well hello dar- what are you doing?”

“What’s up guys! It’s me,Y/n you’re favorite burning bitch and you’ll never guess you I just ran into. Alastor the radio de- ouch!” You yelled as Alastor’s cane came down on your hand and knocked your phone out of it. “Sorry my dear but this face was made for radio.” He said as he smiled down at you. Swiftly,he turned as his heel and began to walk away but paused as he felt your arm slipped interlocking with his.

After that you seemed to always find him or maybe he was finding you? You turned a corner- there he was. “Oh well hello my dear!”

“Alastor!” You would squeal and ran into his arms…we’ll actually you ran into and wrapped your arms around him and he just let you. After that you just started actually planning hangouts. “Hey what’s your social? What do you mean you don’t have a phone? H-how do you talk to people?” You asked him you brain seemed to almost be breaking. Alastor simply chucked an patted your head. You looked up at him shocked before smiling and grabbing his wrist to move his hand down to your cheek and nuzzled into it. “You know this would make a great Sinstagram story-“ you said while pulling your phone from your pocket but Alastor quickly pushed your hand down and placed a kiss to your lips. “Don’t ruin it…” he whispered.

Your eyes widened before you pulled him closer by his shirt and kissing him harder fighting for dominance.

You and Alastor actually didn’t take that long to get married surprisingly. You just ran up to Rosie and she said you could have a small ceremony in the town hall with one of Alastor’s servants performed the ceremony. You made a big mistake letting him take photos because his face was almost in none of them and they were all shaky as if he didn’t know how to work a camera but you know he did. You were heartbroken when he left for all those years. He did give you a warning unlike with any of his other friends.

“Darling I just need you to know I love you and will never stop…” he said while running a hand through your hair. “Yeah I know silly hehe.” You answered.

“Good…we’ll I’m afraid I’ll be gone for a good while. I’ll seen soon…” All you did was lay on the bed while scrolling and waving him off. “Shoo shoo” you said like you always did. It was a joke you would later regret making. When you got word that your husband chilling at this lame as hAZbiN HoTEl you nearly broke the door down. You eyes were glowing red and your were snarling. “What the FUCK?!” Angeldust screamed as you burst threw the door. “W-WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GODDAMNED HUSHAND?” For some reason everyone’s head turned to Angeldust. “What!? I ain’t never been high enough to get married and forget about it!”

Your nose twitched in anger. “ALASTOR!” You barked. Alastor at that moment appeared around the corner. “Oh Charlie a new guest- y/n?” He said his smile going down to a grin as it seemed to falter. “My love is that you?” He said as he ran to you clutching his staff tight in hand. “Alastor! You cried before running into his arms and beating your hands on his chest. “You bitch! Y-your left me you left me! I-I hate you!” You screamed but all Alastor did was hold you tighter. “I-I missed you so much.” You cried as you both sunk down to the floor.

“Ummmm Alastor who is that?” Vaggie said breaking the silence.

“Everyone this is my wife Y/n”

[rolepayingstuffxd]

(Bad ending AU)

Everything is going to be okay Stella... I promise...

I don't like it...

I know starlight... I know...

"why don't you like it? it is everything i dream of, hasn't you seen the beautiful performers we got?"

Mr. 4 just pointed out as the SMGP crew all brainwashed and...well on their roles

"Fuck you, my hushand is getting strong headaches fuck ass-"

[femmefaggot]

if you say no full stop youre disagreeing with a disabled person how does it feel

should stoneskin work on a gelatinous cube

[ipanemagirlsworld]

My Theo Head-canons

please keep in mind that these are MY head-canons and you do not have to agree with any of these but please also do not send hate!

I think Theo is an absolute touching FEEN! i am 110% sure his love language is physical touch, in any moment he has to be touching you- whether that is holding hands, putting your leg over his, putting his arm around you while your sitting or walking. he definitely will kiss you constantly in any place and just observes you

Based on my opinion i think he definitely has abandonment issues and would always try to make sure you wouldn’t leave him too

A lot of people think he gives “no bitches vibes” but i think the opposite- i think this man is DROWNING in bitches but doesn’t care because he needs to find the right girl

he’s 100% such a flirt and makes everyone blush

i know it’s a little weird but i think he’s such a pretty crier (based on my hushand Lorenzo ofc)

he would definitely protect you anywhere you went because this man knows how to fight.

he definitely hates his dad but whenever people would talk bad about him they are literally dead and bloody by the end of the sentence

he would act like it wasn’t that big of a deal that you baked/ did something for him but he would definitely be crimson red and so happy

he would defend your name NO MATTER who is around

he is definitely jealous but not in a insecure way but more of like a “stay away from my wife” way

he would carve y’all’s initials on his lighter

he would 100% write letters to you telling you how proud he is of you

he would spoil the living shit out of you (after all the man is absolutely loaded)

this man knows how to sway any woman off their feet.

thanks sm for reading all of this guys! pls lmk if yall want more because i got a lot more.

I also am thinking of writing a wattpad book about him! or maybe like small stories! lmk if yall would be interested

song i was listening to while writing

[sodacansilly]

MY HUSHAND!1!1!1

(I love law so much...)

(I'm sorry I haven't post so long... ;-;)

[deedeezhadenoof]

❗️ Mild JJK Manga Spoilers ❗️

I focused so much on being a Yuji fan this week that it just hit me that if he wins it’ll be officially Sukover and my last alive hushand in JJK is going to die 🧎🏽‍♀️

[kuromipuzzles2000]

Hi :3

(Totaly no plushy abuse)

wazzup, hushand sure is enjoying that plushy abuse

[literameera]

the year of magical thinking is not a book I could really critique or review because of how personal of a narrative it is. what can i say? i think the way didion expressed her grief after the sudden death of her hushand is uncompelling (for the record that's not what i think at all) but one thing i can say is, in citing the literature of grief that came before her, i enjoyed how she solidified her place in the canon. the book was very much: freud, klein and lewis said this, and didion says this. i think it reaffirmed this idea throughout that grief is simultaneously an incredibly personal and unique thing while also something most everyone in the world has gone through. in her establishing of a canon she uses her personal experiences to become a definitive voice on the topic / theme. is this anything?

[angelshizuka]

I've been watching some Martha/Mayberry videos and a lot of people put the lesbian flag as a border for Mayberry and though she had a husband... it got me thinking.

Considering her entire character introduction was about how she modeled her entire life around being "a good person" to get into heaven/avoid hell, it honest to God wouldn't suprise me if that involved her falling victim to comphet.

Sure, she probably liked her hushand as a person (until the cheating), but there wouldn't have been any sexual/romantic attraction if that was the case. And maybe it's Martha of all people who made her realize her true sexuality.

Ngl, that's gonna be my headcanon now.

[shannendoherty-fans]

December 11, 1993 - Shannen Doherty and hushand actor and musician Ashley Hamilton at the Universal Screening of “Beethoven’s 2nd” at the Cineplex Odeon in Universal City, California.

(Photo by Vinnie Zuffante/Stringer/Archive Photos/Getty Images)