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bet-on-me-13 · 1 year
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Danny is the Crazy Old Man™️ of Gotham
So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago
Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!
Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!
Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!
It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!
He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.
He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!
He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events
He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)
He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)
He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"
He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.
He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.
He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"
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This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!
I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.
Later that night:
Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-
Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?
Batman: Wait wha-
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Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this
Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!
Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?
Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.
Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)
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vampiregokudera · 5 months
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Another whiteboard drawing~
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asweetprologue · 8 months
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i'm loving the little garden arc rn bc I think zoro's behavior is a peak example of how luffy changes him as a person. when he and the others were getting turned into statues he was completely serious and was about to cut off his own legs so he could try to go out fighting. dire situation that he was treating with a dramatic sense of urgency. and then he sees luffy for 0.2 seconds and immediately starts doing bits. he's bleeding out and turning to wax and he's ribbing nami about striking a cool pose. the instant luffy is within shouting distance zoro reverts to a silly little guy. which is really just what luffy brings out in him all the time. zoro is fundamentally a goofball but he only drops his serious façade when he knows luffy has his back
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igura · 10 months
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wardrobe notes for my silly au; travelling king thranduil
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zu-is-here · 6 months
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suddenly vent art cause what they did to my fav villain in the latest film was, to put it mildly, unfair
[a spoiler screenshot ahead]
me: i miss lord shen from kfp2
dreamworks: we have lord shen in kfp4
lord shen in kfp4:
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megpricephotography · 2 years
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A cold, grey day up on the hills, a couple of weeks ago. Flynn always enjoys it up there, no matter the weather - lots of interesting new sniffs to sniff - & in a few places on the way, there are also sheep to watch but NOT to chase (no matter how much they’re asking for it).
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koinotame · 5 months
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you: ah by the way I was thinking. you know that event we're going to attend? yeah I was thinking of renting a wheelchair, since, you know ajax: ? what's stopping you then? you: well. I don't have enough stamina and strength to properly push myself consistently. so. I was wondering. ajax, realising what you're asking, eyes beaming: I would love to!!! you, not expecting him to agree: it's okay if not, I—wait really? ajax, super excited you're asking for help: yes!!! you, not used to people not finding you a burden of some sort:
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adfeelsthings · 5 months
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I was told by the bestie to post this
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racetrackmybeloved · 3 months
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why do the newsies always magically have such large coins, surely they'd mainly be carrying pennies since that’s what most people would be paying per pape ??
anyway we were robbed of a scene of race s l o w l y counting out 50 pennies to give to wiesel just to be a little shit
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mdzdyd · 2 years
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dailies
--- mdz
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acheronist · 13 days
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people love to beg for a spot to get a cheap tattoo and then not reply to me about scheduling it for an hour
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sydneysageivashkov · 2 months
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50c public transport fares tomorrow let's goooooooo!!!!
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madame-fear · 2 years
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Yn is betrothed to Jace but seems very unhappy. Jace, bless his heart, speaks to yn, releasing her from the betrothal so she could be happy. (Nauurrrr💀😭😭😭 but he would totally do that 😢)
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YESSS HE WOULD, ABSOLUTELY YES, YOU'RE ON POINT MY BELOVED ANON. 😭
You don't need to say anything to him whether you're happy about the betrothal or not, he can already tell by your face and your way of being around him that you are clearly not satisfied — even though you do appreciate the gentlemanly sweet way he has of being with you.
However, being the good and adorable little prince charming he is, he will probably reach you at any private moment you get to be alone together, and he'd talk to you about how he notices you're notoriously unhappy with the betrothal. So, with his entire approval, you are released from your betrothal with him just to seek your one and true love, and be genuinely happy. Or, you can play the betrothed couple in the public view if truly needed for the union of your Houses, and behind doors he'll offer you as much liberty as you wish to be with whomever you desire to be with and stay as good besties if you want to.
Seeing the tremendously joyful glint on your eyes at his proposal would bring him so much happiness, for real 🥺 The idea of keeping you stuck in an unwanted marriage is awful for him, so he'd literally help you out with anything he can do in his power just to see you happy, and free. ❤
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♡ taglist : ♡
@damatheirin @jacesvelaryons @capellaadara @tchatso @tickle-euphoria @kyuupidwrites
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officialbabayaga · 3 months
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so my car was stolen last night which means i had to spend a lot of today on hold with various entities but two of the real standouts were when the police nonemergency dispatcher finally took me off hold after 40 minutes while i was stress-pooping, and when my car loan credit union finally took me off hold while i was mid-change bc of the stress sweat so i was completely naked except for a sports bra and socks
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gizkalord · 4 months
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final thoughts is that the flashback absolutely saved this writing choice. i'm still not the biggest fan, but the flashback made me go from "fuck this" to "FINE I'LL STAY".
i really think everyone should at least read the translations instead of just reacting to the images because it really does emotionally contextualize it a lot. yuta taking over gojo's body is not portrayed to be humane, it's not portrayed to be heroic or moral, and we are meant to feel disgust as a gut reaction, we are meant to object. and this series is ultimately and perhaps unfortunately about how people aren't heroes and how the real world is fucked up and it's about exploring the concept of a proper death (or lack thereof).
but it's also fine to dislike the tone of the story, it's fine to feel upset at it (by god trust me this is all upsetting as fuck to me), and it's even fine to feel so upset that it makes you drop the series! but when i think as objectively as possible (and not as a certified gojo girlie😭), i thought this was a fitting chapter that aligns with the overall direction of the story.
i think the fact that there have already been a lot of legitimate writing missteps isn't helping gege's case or the fandom's goodwill (the fact that this is maybe the FIRST good flashback in this entire arc is....not good), but i genuinely feel that yuta taking over gojo's body doesn't deserve the hate that it's already getting.
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Charles in his Instagram post about Canada saying "we'll be back stronger I'm sure" THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE'S A REAL TIFOSO‼️🤌💪
Yes this was really just a bad weekend, nothing to get tripped up by We are coming back in Spain, and even more so in Silverstone!
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