#hunter the scandalous

[heinous-desiree]

No one:

PC: *breath*

Hunter:

-🦤

Tough on you, love. My PCs don't have no virginity to give ya-

...

BUT YOU CAN SURE TRY ANYWAYS.

[heinous-desiree]

Hunter blinks twice "well- um- haha" they scratch the back of their neck, you notice soft blush on their cheeks "sorry, darling, I wasn't expecting the compliment" they chuckle before taking your hands in theirs and kiss them "creo que tu sonrisa también es hermosa" they smile warmly, a soft pink glow in their eyes

-🦤

Jas the Wildcard

Looking at Hunter's blush, Jas couldn't help but coo a little. Precious little thing.

But...

"Oh dear," Jas smiled sheepishly, developing a blush of her own. "I, uh, only learned that one phrase so far. I believe I'm terribly lost, mi querido... Uh, querida? Or... Um. I have a lot to learn."

[imogenkol]

KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”

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[clownery-and-fuckery]

Is there a point where you're TOO self indulgent when writing fanfiction....?

[princehendir]

One really funny thing about Hunter Biden is that pretty much all currently available accounts suggest that women generally think he's really awesome and completely adore him.

[nacvamp]

Unfortunately, Misha Collins is incredibly intelligent, funny, deep, charming, humble, egregious, fearless, and kind, and he restores my faith in humankind. Unfortunately, participating in spn fandom and letting myself be absolutely cringe-silly over pairings and fanworks has diminished my long-fought mental illness, given me access to joy and ease again, and I have hope for the future. Unfortunately, I am happy!!

[hanakihan]

sigh I’ve been thinking about sacrifice au where jinwoo is an eldrich being living and walking in forest at night and village is terrified, so they send gifts but none are touched

then they decide to send a sacrifice so maybe this monster will leave them alone and people will stop disappearing and usually it’s supposed to be a maiden but no one wants to send young girls here, jinchul volunteers because at least he’ll die fighting or even may survive. It’s still better than to send a young girl or an older person. He’s one of few who can fight and knows forest’s layout because he used to hunt before becoming village’s right hand man.

so he goes into forest dressed fancily with some gifts (and a dagger and a sword in his robes just in case) closer to nighttime. His trip is mostly peaceful until he’s attacked by some kind of beasts and he thanks gunhee for giving him weapon. he mostly holds on until there’s too much and he starts to sustain injuries. and just when he thinks he’s gonna die other weird shadow(??) creatures step in and actually save him??? he lost too much blood and is too tired to keep up with what’s happening but he sees glowing violet eyes and feels someone’s hands on his back supporting him before everything goes black. then he wakes up at daytime and he’s pretty much taken care of by a stranger.

apparently jinwoo is that eldrich being wandering forest but he’s not the one making people who wander in forest to disappear. he’s actually the one to hunt spawning monsters but he’s not always on time to do so, jinchul is actually the first and only one he was able to save. jinwoo also can’t enter village or approach it unless someone from it invites him in.

anyway things happen, jinchul does invite jinwoo in village and gunhee allows jinwoo to take jinchul on night patrols in forest and they start to bond. jinwoo did eventually ask why jinchul was alone in woods at night dressed as if for wedding (veil and all that along with some red eyeliner wheeze) and jinchul embarrassingly admits he was supposed to be a gift or sacrifice. jinwoo actually wheezes at this because it’s such stupidly human thing to do.

‘What are you, a bride sacrifice?’

‘… you make it sound even worse—‘

‘Are you a virgin then, since you’re a bride wheeze’

‘… that’s it I’m leaving goodbye’

jinwoo has too much fun teasing jinchul over his status as a gift and then jinwoo remembers that he technically didn’t accept him as a gift lmao

It’s just a silly au where a human sacrifice bonds with eldrich being who’s actually nice and wants to help and socialize after centuries of loneliness and they just spend nights patrolling and talking and bonding to the point you can rarely spot them separated (gunhee on background laughs and collects bets from everyone who lost lmao)

[senatortedcruz]

They really let that man JD Vance into the senate. Sad sick world

[tomorrowusa]

Hunter Biden’s laptop is the new Hillary Clinton email server of the House GOP.

They want to spend the next two years talking about it in the vain hope that voters will forget that their leader instigated an attempted coup which included a terrorist assault on the US Capitol, totally botched the federal response to the COVID-19 pandemic, hung out with Nazis, and alienated most of America’s allies while kissing up to Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin and other tyrants. 

[cynicalclassicist]

Thoughts on Flux and Trump-Ukraine scandal...

It occurred to me a while ago and this may be the first time I put it down but... could the Grand Serpent and Vinder trying to expose them be based on the Trump-Ukraine scandal? The whole in a secret meeting with a politician from another power asking them to target relatives of a political rival does feel like an invocation of it. This must have been written while this scandal was in the news and it was a very serious scandal, even if some people try to brush it away as minor or just usual tit for tat politics it was worse than Watergate!  A President can be impeached, according to the constitution, for “treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” Which this most certainly comes under.

The Grand Serpent isn’t quite an overt Trump caricature in the way that Jack Robertson is. In fact, his infiltration of the British establishment with the Sontarans more invokes Russian infiltration that has goes on for some years. But comments like Vinder referring to loyalty to their constitution does certainly invoke American culture. And while this scandal didn’t really topple Trump, as we knew it likely wouldn’t, there is an implicit praise of those who call out this sort of establishment misconduct, even though they know it likely won’t really achieve anything.

[sunlessea]

' i keep fantasizing about what i'm going to do to you later. ' - casnests

slowly.... getting thru these memes.... slowly / @londonfallen

he's so receptive to its affections, those both wholesome and libidinous, one would think he'd never heard whispers of the nosferatu at all among the kindred who make up the world of darkness. there are very few, truthfully, who would find the touch of kindred's most reviled clan one worthy of arousal ... but he isn't a vampire, nor anything kine adjacent, 'neath the werewolf's mask he'd stolen. its hands feel cool against the heat of his body, chest rising and falling in hard breaths as he fights to swallow down his own voice 'gainst its fingers that roll his nipple between them, and the other that slowly strokes his dick 'neath his slacks, when it doesn't pause however briefly to tease his balls instead.

his tail is trembling, ears held flat over his head, but there's little else he can do but choke on his own whines when pressed hard between mr nests' chest and the rough brick it has him pinned up against. he doesn't even complain, his hushed whimpers far from protest to its impolite ministrations. he's no stranger to having to keep himself quiet, with nests' lips on his neck.

"a - ah ... that feels so good..." he's so shameless, despite the humiliation that twists in his stomach alongside his pleasure. they're in public! he can hear the public that passes through, barely more than a turn away from the subtle side path they'd ended up on. it's no small crowd, either, the usual bustle of the bazaar itself the only thing keeping the sounds of his breathless moaning from being heard by anyone of more respectable decorum than either he or it.

he's good for it, in spite of everything, how he arches into its touch, pressing his hips against its own arousal he can feel pressing into him underneath its cloaks. really, if it parted them strategically enough, it could grind its cock between his ass subtly enough to keep them both covered-

"mm - mmmh," his body shakes, falling limply forward into the wall scratching up his skin. its weight keeps him up, though. it's impossible not to notice how much harder his dick is getting, nipples, too, erect as it starts to pinch them between its fingers. "and what," cassius winces, voice breaking into stuttered groan, "what ... are you exactly planning to do to me later? why don't you tell me what has you so... so ea- h, haaah... eager... hh, harder, mr nests..."

[inionnarequiem]

[Sup losers, I'm slowly but surely draggin my butt back to this hellsite! Lost all my tags so this is a fresh tag post, starter calls in coming!]

[heinous-desiree]

"staaap~ " Hunter is giggling like a highschool girl "you're so sweet, darling" they lean into your face "tell me more, mi vida~"

-🦤

Hunter the Allrounder

The wolf chuckled softly, eyes narrowed playfully, "why... Your wish is my command..."

Hunter leaned back, smirking cockily, reaches his hand into his back pocket...

And pulls out flash cards.

"Let's see!" Hunter leaned back into their face with a fanged grin, mumbling huskily, "Eres muy bonita... Tienes un cabello muy bonito... Esa camiseta te queda muy bien... Oh! I love this one! ...Haces que quiera ser una mejor persona..."

[fifihunterbakariafrocentric]

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[manonamora-if-reviews]

Maverick Hunter: Scandalous Mission by Noah Si

IFDB - Game Note: this is a demo/prototype that had been first submitted to the Bring Out Your Ghost jam.

This is a demo/proof of concept/fan game, mashing up the Mega Man IP and Crème de la Crème by H Powell-Smith. It had first been submitted to the Bring Out Your Ghost.

I wasn't really sure what to expect, because I had no strong frame of reference for either IPs, I know of both but never played either. But the demo truly wasn't something I could have expected!

At the time of this review, the project is still in a demo/prototype stage, with uncoded variables or statement in passages or its strange ending. From what is there however, the mash up between IPs seems to work (or at least, from a non-informed player), hinting at a probably unserious approach in the future.

The game starts off with a more generic ‘get ready to fight some baddies’ moment, coupled with a bit of character creator. You get to pick your sidekick (if any) and who would will end up fighting. It is very important, your CO drills into your head, and very serious...

... aaaaaaand the demo shifts to a homage to Pick Up the Phone Booth and Die (and you die not matter what you pick, like in PUPBD). Getting to that end was surprising at first, but coming back to it again and again felt like it was intentional (or lack of time? not being able to continue the main story?). It's very silly, and going from a set and serious story to this made me laugh a lot. I am unsure whether this end would actually fit the story planned, but I kind of hope it stays in the game if it ever updates. As an Easter Egg of sort.

Thanks for the good laugh!