#hunter the scandalous

[heinous-desiree]

No one:

PC: *breath*

Hunter:

-🦤

Tough on you, love. My PCs don't have no virginity to give ya-

...

BUT YOU CAN SURE TRY ANYWAYS.

[heinous-desiree]

Hunter blinks twice "well- um- haha" they scratch the back of their neck, you notice soft blush on their cheeks "sorry, darling, I wasn't expecting the compliment" they chuckle before taking your hands in theirs and kiss them "creo que tu sonrisa también es hermosa" they smile warmly, a soft pink glow in their eyes

-🦤

Jas the Wildcard

Looking at Hunter's blush, Jas couldn't help but coo a little. Precious little thing.

But...

"Oh dear," Jas smiled sheepishly, developing a blush of her own. "I, uh, only learned that one phrase so far. I believe I'm terribly lost, mi querido... Uh, querida? Or... Um. I have a lot to learn."

[heinous-desiree]

"staaap~ " Hunter is giggling like a highschool girl "you're so sweet, darling" they lean into your face "tell me more, mi vida~"

-🦤

Hunter the Allrounder

The wolf chuckled softly, eyes narrowed playfully, "why... Your wish is my command..."

Hunter leaned back, smirking cockily, reaches his hand into his back pocket...

And pulls out flash cards.

"Let's see!" Hunter leaned back into their face with a fanged grin, mumbling huskily, "Eres muy bonita... Tienes un cabello muy bonito... Esa camiseta te queda muy bien... Oh! I love this one! ...Haces que quiera ser una mejor persona..."

[imogenkol]

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[clownery-and-fuckery]

Is there a point where you're TOO self indulgent when writing fanfiction....?

[princehendir]

One really funny thing about Hunter Biden is that pretty much all currently available accounts suggest that women generally think he's really awesome and completely adore him.

[heinous-desiree]

I'm this close to writing a full fic about my hunter as Li and it's your fault >:(

-🦤

...

Oh, did you want me to apologize? Cause, honey, I certainly am NOT sorry.

I meannn, ohhhhh noooooo, a drop dead STUNNING birdie demon who could RAIL ME into NEXT WEEK. One who's so charming it makes the population WEAK AT THE KNEES, and I'm absolutely crushing on! THEY MIGHT BE MADE INTO A LI?

Ahem, OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!

But for real, please do it. Please. Make Hunter the Scandalous a LI. Please? Please???

[nacvamp]

Unfortunately, Misha Collins is incredibly intelligent, funny, deep, charming, humble, egregious, fearless, and kind, and he restores my faith in humankind. Unfortunately, participating in spn fandom and letting myself be absolutely cringe-silly over pairings and fanworks has diminished my long-fought mental illness, given me access to joy and ease again, and I have hope for the future. Unfortunately, I am happy!!

[hanakihan]

sigh I’ve been thinking about sacrifice au where jinwoo is an eldrich being living and walking in forest at night and village is terrified, so they send gifts but none are touched

then they decide to send a sacrifice so maybe this monster will leave them alone and people will stop disappearing and usually it’s supposed to be a maiden but no one wants to send young girls here, jinchul volunteers because at least he’ll die fighting or even may survive. It’s still better than to send a young girl or an older person. He’s one of few who can fight and knows forest’s layout because he used to hunt before becoming village’s right hand man.

so he goes into forest dressed fancily with some gifts (and a dagger and a sword in his robes just in case) closer to nighttime. His trip is mostly peaceful until he’s attacked by some kind of beasts and he thanks gunhee for giving him weapon. he mostly holds on until there’s too much and he starts to sustain injuries. and just when he thinks he’s gonna die other weird shadow(??) creatures step in and actually save him??? he lost too much blood and is too tired to keep up with what’s happening but he sees glowing violet eyes and feels someone’s hands on his back supporting him before everything goes black. then he wakes up at daytime and he’s pretty much taken care of by a stranger.

apparently jinwoo is that eldrich being wandering forest but he’s not the one making people who wander in forest to disappear. he’s actually the one to hunt spawning monsters but he’s not always on time to do so, jinchul is actually the first and only one he was able to save. jinwoo also can’t enter village or approach it unless someone from it invites him in.

anyway things happen, jinchul does invite jinwoo in village and gunhee allows jinwoo to take jinchul on night patrols in forest and they start to bond. jinwoo did eventually ask why jinchul was alone in woods at night dressed as if for wedding (veil and all that along with some red eyeliner wheeze) and jinchul embarrassingly admits he was supposed to be a gift or sacrifice. jinwoo actually wheezes at this because it’s such stupidly human thing to do.

‘What are you, a bride sacrifice?’

‘… you make it sound even worse—‘

‘Are you a virgin then, since you’re a bride wheeze’

‘… that’s it I’m leaving goodbye’

jinwoo has too much fun teasing jinchul over his status as a gift and then jinwoo remembers that he technically didn’t accept him as a gift lmao

It’s just a silly au where a human sacrifice bonds with eldrich being who’s actually nice and wants to help and socialize after centuries of loneliness and they just spend nights patrolling and talking and bonding to the point you can rarely spot them separated (gunhee on background laughs and collects bets from everyone who lost lmao)

[senatortedcruz]

They really let that man JD Vance into the senate. Sad sick world

[tomorrowusa]

Hunter Biden’s laptop is the new Hillary Clinton email server of the House GOP.

They want to spend the next two years talking about it in the vain hope that voters will forget that their leader instigated an attempted coup which included a terrorist assault on the US Capitol, totally botched the federal response to the COVID-19 pandemic, hung out with Nazis, and alienated most of America’s allies while kissing up to Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin and other tyrants. 

[cynicalclassicist]

Thoughts on Flux and Trump-Ukraine scandal...

It occurred to me a while ago and this may be the first time I put it down but... could the Grand Serpent and Vinder trying to expose them be based on the Trump-Ukraine scandal? The whole in a secret meeting with a politician from another power asking them to target relatives of a political rival does feel like an invocation of it. This must have been written while this scandal was in the news and it was a very serious scandal, even if some people try to brush it away as minor or just usual tit for tat politics it was worse than Watergate!  A President can be impeached, according to the constitution, for “treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” Which this most certainly comes under.

The Grand Serpent isn’t quite an overt Trump caricature in the way that Jack Robertson is. In fact, his infiltration of the British establishment with the Sontarans more invokes Russian infiltration that has goes on for some years. But comments like Vinder referring to loyalty to their constitution does certainly invoke American culture. And while this scandal didn’t really topple Trump, as we knew it likely wouldn’t, there is an implicit praise of those who call out this sort of establishment misconduct, even though they know it likely won’t really achieve anything.