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Lestat: *teasing* “Mon Louis, I literally brought you into eternal life—your every mood swing is my symphony.”
Louis:
#amc iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s1#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv s1 spoilers#iwtv humor#iwtv crack#rewatching season one gets me in trouble#humor is subjective#louis x lestat#loustat
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Anyway, anyone who takes the time out of their day to shit on snapcube for making the sonic fandubs, and the people who like snapcube for being "fake fans", on a regular basis are genuinely so pathetic lmao
Like why is there an "anti-snapcube" tag?? Why is there a tag made for the sole purpose of making fun of Penny???
#snapcube#sonic the hedgehog#If you dislike the dubs then that's fine#humor is subjective#but harassing the people behind said dubs and the people who like the dubs is NOT OKAY#what is wrong with you#sigh#sorry for the rant#I just saw a few people saying dumb things and got a little mad#not saying any names but if you know you know#little rambles
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Sonic-verse social media thread:
Tails: Any recommendations for potted plants? I move between my places often but I can set up an automated hydration system.
Sage: With your intellect... I would have thought you would know how to find the answer by yourself...
Tails: Could you STOP responding like that everytime I ask for advice?
Sonic: if she keeps annoying you why don't you just block her?
Sage: Hello, Sonic.
Sonic: hi Sage
Tails: I've tried, but it's not easy. You know Eggman owns this site right?
Sonic: what??? then why are we still using it?
Amy: It's hard to leave after using it for years :(
Tails: I just like to keep an eye on things.
Sage: With your intellect... I would have expected you would figure out how to block me already...
#humor is subjective#but I felt obligated to post this since TailsTube validated my potted plants agenda (I wrote this before it came out)#tails#blue blur#amy rose#sage#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#project.txt#miles tails prower#tails the fox#sage the ai#sage robotnik
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Felt like sharing some out of context lines from various fics across various fandoms here on Tumblr.
Apologies to the three people who follow me here and on That Other App who have seen this before, but how else will my handful of Tumblr followers realize how hilarious I am? 😋
Some of the excerpts are a little crude (or canon typically violent, since most are from JJBA Part 5). Some are from AUs.
Proceed at your own risk. 💀
“Fugo’s like the diet version of your dad, Gio.”
“It’s just…who will think of the Cuties. That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard all day.”
“I suppose I’d better go with you to make sure you don’t fall down a manhole or something.”
Hopefully, Mr. Brando hadn’t recognized Fugo with his wig and makeup and red clown nose glued to his face, or it was going to be very awkward the next time Fugo showed up for his internship.
Dio looked as if Giorno had whipped out his dick and pissed on the floor.
“I would fucking love to, Fugo, but there’s nowhere for me to fuck off to, now, is there?”
Giorno was singlehandedly keeping the ladybug brooch manufacturing industry in business.
Mista couldn’t help laughing, which led to Fugo saying fuck you to Mista and Mista’s dead relatives, along with those of his grandfather, his mother, and three-quarters of his apartment block.
Fugo looked bored. Or pissed. Or constipated. It was hard to tell.
It was the fact that they could do shit like stab one another with plastic utensils and still want to hang out afterwards that made their relationship so solid.
“It’s not the first time I’ve seen you looking less than perfect, ya know. I’ve seen you armless.”
Abbacchio and the Sprites. Sounded like a cover band in a dive bar with no cover charge but a two-drink minimum.
“Goddamn fucking dollar bill! Why did you do this to me?”
One of the last missions the two of them were on together had resulted in a little casual torture.
“So I'm sorry I was a jerk and threw my boobs at you."
Ghiaccio was a wild card. He might jump into the fight to help, or he might notice someone was wearing a t-shirt with a bad pun on it and fly into a rage about what was wrong with it. It was hard to say.
And last but not least, this excerpt from my “500 words of nothing but dialogue” disaster:
“Giorno’s not laughing, though.”
“Was I supposed to? Guido, ask me again so I can respond appropriately this time.”
(Why does this Giorno line remind me of Silver? Now I really do kinda wanna make Silver’s birth name “Giorno” and not just because of my Vento Aureo Sleeping Beauty parody.)
#out of context lines#fanfic excerpt#am I actually hilarious though?#humor is subjective#I mean I crack myself up but ymmv#yes most of these involve torture dance trio but that’s with good reason#Fugo really is diet Dio
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Random person: I don't think your joke is funny. :/
Me: Good thing I'm both the king and the jester. I'm my own target audience and I find myself hilarious.
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@sillyvampireboi Thought you might appreciate this monstrosity. (I don’t have a photo editor outside of the basic stuff.)
look I found a picture of Armand
#@sillyvampireboi thank you for the laugh today#iwtv#iwtv armand#sillyvampireboi says#iwtv spoilers#iwtv humor#musings between @sillyvampireboi and myself#humor is subjective
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a little fall of rain (colorized)
#first time I draw either of them and it’s like THIS#marius pontmercy#eponine thenardier#les mis#les mis fanart#my doodles#I’m sorry to subject you to my sense of humor#art tag
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Playing with emoji kitchen is so fun because there are some cool and beautiful and great moodboard stuff but i always find something that cracks me up. Like the neutral throwing up face or the thumb-snail or Unicorn Yam or Lungs Naruto. Anyway, can we get some of the emojis you’ve saved that are the funniest to you?
#humor is subjective but i think these are kinda funny#spider#emoji#emojis#google emoji kitchen#food#moodboard request
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the only correct answer
math is blue
English is yellow
Science is green
Social studies is whatever color is left
#lol#funny#humor#memes#haha#help#cool#relatable#hilarious#lmao#school#back to school#colors#The only correct answer#Subject colors
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I know it's not always sexual. But it is a term of endearment for a father. So it's still funny that he refers to Lucifer as "daddy" in that context, too!
Also, even though he didn't mean it in a sexual way, it's still funny, like whenever the answer is 69 (nice) or when someone says "duty."
I haven't seen anyone talk about the fact that Alastor canonically calls Lucifer "Daddy"
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Raven, holding a plastic skeleton and maneuvering it like a puppet : Do you want to hear a Halloween joke?
Damian: ... I thought Halloween was about fear, not about-
Raven, abruptly interrupting : What is a marble skeleton?
Damian: ...
Raven: A skull -pture! Ha ha ha ha! You get it? Because it has a skull y that sounds similar to-
Damian: *deadpan *
Raven, dropping the decoration : You know what? Forget it, my joke is good, you just haven't entered the spirit.
Damian, raising eyebrow : What spirit? The one with the joke you just killed? He-he you kill the joke and now it's a spirit...
Raven: *squints at him in fury *
#Everyone thinks they're a comedian now apparently#Don't worry Rae#Humor is subjective I guess#happy halloween#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian robin#robin damian#robin dc#dc robin#robin#raven roth#ravenroth#rachel roth#rachelroth#dc raven#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven#damian x raven#damian x rachel#damianxraven#damian and raven
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Not Lestat de Lioncourt with a Magic 8-ball answer to Armand and Louis’s fire gift.
“I have to be willing and I’m not in the mood.”
#amc iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2 spoilers#iwtv s2 finale#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#armand#the vampire armand#👁️^👁️#iwtv s2#interview with the vampire#humor is subjective#iwtv humor#he really just went ‘not today - try again another time’
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*saunters up to the Distortion, batting eyelashes* damn, are you a system of differential equations with complex eigenvalues for which the real part is possitive? because you sure are spiral and unstable 🥰
#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#helen distortion#the distortion#i’m so sorry y’all this entered my mind and i had to subject other people to it#i can’t be the only one to suffer from my shit sense of humor#mathematics#spiral points#critical points
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is too
im so tempted to make a wish. i know its bad but its tempting
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i can just imagine childe beating the abyss’ will down with a stick whenever it tried to make him take on a new form like it’s a particularly bad dog
genuinely unsure how to answer this ask because on the one hand yes, that's kinda funny and it would indeed be something like that had the abyss essentially come back to him time and time again like 'new form? 😳' and childe would've slapped it away like 'no!!!' like some sort of shitty spam email that lands on your regular inbox without fail, BUT
uh
the abyss only wanted him to take on one form. in cyanide that form was the foul legacy, and to be frank childe did take it. he just refused to remain with that form. and also like- for it to have reached the 'haha the abyss is like an insistent dog' status, it would've had to have been-
not agonizing. like i get the joke but the process of rejecting the abyss' insistence on taking the FL form was not only a one-time process, but also like- nearly cost him his life. so uh.
yeah
#IF the abyss had then returned with a new form for him to take and then proceeded to do that again and again#over the course of a long-ass time#enough time for childe to get powerful enough not to nearly die everytime the abyss insisted he change clothes#then yeah it would've eventually devolved into that dynamic#but i do remember childe menioning how the abyss 'offers' you one (1) form#it's not a thing that's constantly trying to turn you into a different monster#more how durin and the melusines and elynas see the world differently#and so the abyss sees all things differently#and by being within it you sort of subject yourself to its reality. and if its reality has you in a different shape#that's where the problems come#but afaik the 'different' sight the melusines and elynas and durin have isn't one that shifts and changes#i may be wrong on that tho#for the purposes of cyanide it's a set reality#it's just not one that aligns with the normal reality and that's what causes problems#what nearly kills childe is finding a way to remain in the shape he was born in as the abyss is essentially dismembering him#and the FL transformation is him gaining enough power to dismember himself into the form the abyss wants#and then dismember himself again back into his usual human form#so it feels- odd; to think of it like childe beating the abyss with a stick like a bad dog#not that i don't see the humor of course#like i said i don't know how to answer this ask hahah
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I don't think you know what "overlooks" means
From The Lady I Served Became a Master by TabbyStar and sigma
#also those two things are not mutually exclusive#but i digress#bad king alert#maybe try paying attention to your subjects idk#comedy#humor#webtoon#webtoons#manga#funny#memes#meme#joke#mangamemes#the lady I served became a master
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