DpxDc fic where Danny is just haunting the Bats and providing memes to the internet whilst being invisible
Because I read a fic ('the curious case of who lives in the walls' by RaccoonRobyn over on ao3) that has Danny chilling in the Wayne Manor's walls and commenting on the Wayne's habits and goings on and i just
Tl;dr danny has a twitter page where he invisibly follows the bats and documents their funny mistakes like a nature documentary.
One day a Gothamite spots a new twitter page on their feed. Its not got a lot of posts, but they're all pictures. And the first one is... Nightwing. Lying on the concrete, face-down, with another bat or bird very obviously laughing at him.
They think nothing of it. They compliment the photoshop for its realism, and move on. Except there's more pictures. All of them, every last one of them, has the Bats and Birds suffering from a trip, fall, a gaffe, a misstep, anything and everything.
And then they find a video
Its clearly a handheld or phone camera, pointed at Robin in an alleyway. Someone starts talking, in a very poor attempt at sounding like David Attenborough, narrating like a wildlife documentary. "Here we see the youngest of the Bat-brood partaking in one of its more private behaviors, unseen and unknown by its kin."
And Robin just. Steps further into the alleyway and gets swarmed by stray cats, all begging for food. He grins and starts feeding them, all whilst narration continues, talking about this like its an animal's behavior.
And they have more. So many more.
A video of Red Hood. He does a fancy gun twirl when nobody's around, bobbles it, and accidentally fires into the ground. He picks it up and acts like nothing happened. But the video sees all.
A video of Batman on a gargoyle on a skyscraper, with shaky footage from clearly around a corner, but on the same level. "Commentary on this specimen has been added in post, for reasons you will soon see. Batman, the patriarch of the Bat-Brood, is incredibly elusive to research, and for good reason." In the video, the camera jolts a little and Batman turns suddenly to the sound of rocks moving. The camera goes still, and Batman scans the area, seemingly seeing nothing. Then, his white eyes turn blue, and he looks directly into the camera. Footage ends.
The acc posts a screenshot of a dm that is very clearly an Oracle sockpuppet. She has sent something along the lines of 'how have you obtained this footage, this is dangerous,' etc etc. His response is 'i am in ur walls lol'
He is not aware of the level of Bat Paranoia this brings out.
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Human au Nuzi cuz I love them
I was bored and didn't want to work on my neglected wips
So I made a quick digital dood, I made the second one at school:3
The kiss looks a bit wonky in the second, and Uzi's eye on the first is pretty big BUT
I still love them :3
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Did a thing on Twitter.
Human/Vampire MD:MI AU ships k.i.s.s.i.n.g
RazzleDazzle, Nuzi, Lexya, Jnxeria, Vizzy, Jessa, & Khori.
RazzleDazzle be like: C1 "Is he gay?”, C3 "Am I gay?", C4 "Yeah, I'm gay.", A5 "We're both gay."
Lol.
Base not mine (found on Pinterest & added numbers & letters):
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The fic written by @noridoorman possessed me for like 5 hrs, I looked down and had this on my canvas.
Drawing humans has never been my forte, so I've been doing a lot of testing and trying out different styles to see what sticks best. TwT
Also, this sweet oneshot gave me diabetes- it's so adorable I can't even describe it. (>▽<)
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