#human!thomas

[star--anon]

I'm bored, let's talk vampire!Minho and human!Thomas

them in a friends-with-benefits kind of deal

but the benefits is blood donations

The agreement is they'll live together in a house, share resources, and Minho can bite Thomas whenever he wants (as long as he doesn't kill him)

a lot of the stereotypes about vampires aren't true in the slightest

Thomas is free to wear iron rings and bring garlic into the house

however, the "crosses will ward off a vampire" is 100% true

well, maybe more like 80% true?

It only wards off vampires looking to attack/bite/make a move on a human

Which means Thomas and Minho live a perfectly normal domestic life together, but Minho finds himself unable to approach Thomas whenever he's hungry

Thomas wears a cross necklace all the time. Even when he showers or sleeps

Minho is too awkward to ask him to take it off

He's new to this whole "human isn't terrified of him or trying to put a stake through his heart" thing and doesn't want to scare Thomas away

so Minho just waits for Thomas to take the necklace off. It'll happen eventually

Maybe Thomas is even wearing it on purpose because he isn't ready to be in a vampire-human relationship yet.

Minho can be patient.

Minho sulkily drinks from blood bags. He is not patient in the slightest and gives Thomas puppy eyes every time he drinks.

Thomas innocently asks him why he's wasting his money on bags when Thomas is right there, and Minho gives him a grumpy look

Sometimes, when they cuddle or share a bed or make out on the kitchen table, Thomas' neck will just be right there and Minho can't bite him

Thomas doesn't know it, but he is driving Minho insane.

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[martyrbat]

i think duke thomas can look up at the eclipse and be fine actually

[offbeat03]

A silly and cute redraw!!

Unedited ver.

[cxrrodedcoffin]

when i say pretty boy THIS is who i’m referring to😌🤚🏻

happy birthday thomas gibson, another year older, another year hotter💞

[unit-ssn0va]

lil virgil wip

[funeral]

This is the great lesson the depressive learns: Nothing in the world is inherently compelling. Whatever may be really “out there” cannot project itself as an affective experience. It is all a vacuous affair with only a chemical prestige. Nothing is either good or bad, desirable or undesirable, or anything else except that it is made so by laboratories inside us producing the emotions on which we live. And to live on our emotions is to live arbitrarily, inaccurately—imparting meaning to what has none of its own. Yet what other way is there to live? Without the ever-clanking machinery of emotion, everything would come to a standstill. There would be nothing to do, nowhere to go, nothing to be, and no one to know. The alternatives are clear: to live falsely as pawns of affect, or to live factually as depressives, or as individuals who know what is known to the depressive. How advantageous that we are not coerced into choosing one or the other, neither choice being excellent. One look at human existence is proof enough that our species will not be released from the stranglehold of emotionalism that anchors it to hallucinations. That may be no way to live, but to opt for depression would be to opt out of existence as we consciously know it.

Thomas Ligotti, Conspiracy Against the Human Race

[oraclenthusiast]

everyone wants batman to be treated like a human and have him lose to his kids... personally i think dc should lean into his unbelievable wins. need to defeat this insanely powerful supervillain? call batman. need to fight god? batman. no explanation whatsoever, just him winning quite literally impossible fights. sic him on capitalism next.

[monstroso]

Hi everyone! Been a while. You guys like Thomas, right?

[shikariiin]

Happy hallowe-

Okay, who's the jackass that misspelled the sign again?!

[byun-slug]

🚂 Strike Trio! As an acrylic stand! 🚂

Some weeks ago I bought a c0mmissi0n from @bruhstation, They were so kind and gave me the version without logo when I asked them if it's ok to make an acrylic stand with the result as I was so happy with it! 💙❤️💚

I had some problem with the delivery and first result came out too dark so it took me some time to get the final result, but it came out so amazing, I couldn't resist but took pictures with my capsule plarails 🚂✨

[🚫Original artwork drawn by @bruhstation, Original humanization design and photo took by me, Do NOT Steal/Use/Reupload🚫]

[m1ndnpd]

[maxwellscorner]

Big and strong Henry picking up his lovers

[lacus-umbrarum]

Moon river✨

Inspired by the song.

Merry Christmas by the way 🎄

[rho3s]

It look funnier in my head

[edwards-exploit]

happy 4/20. My deepest apologies.

original forever weed brownie comic by punkitt-is-here